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1 nothing wrong with me

2 nothing wrong with me

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which one are you lads from? NG2 here

>>74979399
hahah LADS LADS LADS oi oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

3 nothing wrong with me

something wrong with me

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>no edition edition
NOT a fan

something definitely wrong with me

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sorting out my pictures today
got lots of transparent pngs for edits if u likes

4 nothing wrong with me

>>74979448
the state of that crop

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson!

>>74979448
he's going to make one ugly fucking bird

>>74979489
yep thats a field

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Don't care about any of you, you're all nothing more than a source of entertainment for me.

haHAA /brit/ humour

*cringes*

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>>74979470
i mostly just trial&error with magic wand

>>74979501
Actually it's a crop

You have been mislead

>>74979385
Let my bollocks hit the floor.

taking a sickie off work today just to lie in bed

>>74979487
nothing real with me

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>>74979511
>twitch emotes outside of twitch chat

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>>74979379
>In what accent does this rhyme in any fashion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s032YrP7vEuG

>>74979520
Use the quick selection one in the same category, or select by colour range depending on the picture.

Also a bit of eraser & history brush only takes a minute or so.

>>74979550
so none?

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>went to bed at 9 last night to get a good sleep
>woken up at 11 by flatmate mong swearing and banging because of fifa
>woken up again at 2 by other flatmate mong swearing, shouting and banging because of his chinky moba
>woken up at 4:30 by the birdcucks

probs only got 5 hours of sleep cos it takes me so long to get to sleep lol

>>74979564
will be informing tim of this post

>>74979582
buy earplugs

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>>74979564
note: this one isnt transparent

>>74979583
thats an /eire/ artists impression of kev u wanksock

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>>74979550
>yegger
>temper rhymes with cancer
hmm

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>>74979588
already wear some, doesn't help

>>74979582
Hmm, I went to sleep at 9am and woke up at 12:30pm.

At least I don't have a job to attend.

>>74979507
You don't mean that.

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>>74979597
drat!

>>74979564
looks like cwc

I think I have the physique to pull off a male romper

>>74979593
shut the fuck up your petrol huffing bogan scum, your accent is worse than cancer.

>>74979600
buy better ones

>>74979550
HOWLING

is this what our resident yanks all sound like

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>>74979623
>.gif

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>male romper

it's just a pair of shorts but attached to a shirt

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>>74979643
what happened?

>>74979650
>gif
fuck off

>go to club
>see girl used to fuck
>okay this is an easy lay
>dance with her all night
>kiss her a bit
>she says i can't stay over because she has work the next day
what a waste of an evening two girls even came up to talk to me during the night

>>74979630
>is this what our resident yanks all sound like
w-what's wrong with it?

>>74979643
needs a sound version with this:
https://youtu.be/bbS-Zhz31CA

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didnt actually check if any of these were transparent btw just put everything with a white background together l0l

>>74979684
failed-chad btfo

Having bisque with buttered toast lads

>want to like the sun because i REALLY hate scouse twats
>the sun is absolutely shite about everything, even compared to the express and mail

hmm

Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? Haha

>>74979695
deserved it to be honest, i went traveling just after we were shagging and she messaged me saying she bought me a present and i didn't reply until i got back two months later, probably sees it as revenge lol

>>74979688
do some more vocaroos la'

*Fart*

>"the sun" is a paper to brits because it's such an abstract concept otherwise

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anyone have the fullsize mark pic? this is a thumbnail

>>74979627
I'm English my accent is amazing

I think you mean the S*N

>tabloids are shite
No shit, Sherlock.

>>74979725
give me something to say

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>>74979424
these were me

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>>74979773
not likely

>girl doesn't reply to my text for three days
>ghost her forever

>>74979756
"I am a hungry hungry nigger. I like to eat fried chicken all day. I am a hungry hungry nigger and Elton John is gay"

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late night edition pic

>>74979756
>eating bacon butty watching mock the week
>mum yells for me
>tells me to take out trash
>say back to her "trash, fuck off yank"
>she says what?
>I say fuck off you stupid bint
>she leaves confused
>hear da stomping down corridor
>can hear him because yanks are fat cunts
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my mom again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off yank"
>he slaps me
>I cry and utter "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He tells me Ive never left the country, let alone do I own a passport
>he leaves
>slams the door
>only noise left in the room is my sobbing and the sound of my arsenal posters rustling from the breeze of the door slam

Hate being a yank

>>74979773
uhh I think you'll find three of those posts were me friendo

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>>74979791
all me

>>74979784
doing the same thing aahhhhhhhhhh lmao

>>74979756
Irn-bru
Birmingham
Edinburgh
Twat

poz my neghole and call me dave

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i made this to mock a canadian who used to post here

>>74979819
>she views my instagram stories
>have hers hidden will never look at them again

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With all the talk of the death of the Labour Party, it seems we may have missed the sorry state the Lib Dems were in

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>>74979831
haha sorry me again

Not a single one of May's policies are actually policies

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ahh yes... politicies... very....interesting....indeed

>>74979838
they have the best manifesto out right now

>>74979825
mentioned

fairly attractive ubereats courier tonight lads
that's a rarity

Help me out lads I need a (You) so I can use the telephone and call my friend I SWEAR

>>74979835
sent me a message today asking if one of our courses has tutorials tomorrow
my guess is as good as hers and you can just look it up on the uos outline

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hahaha... BOO!

hahahahahaha, ahaha

>>74979831
beautiful eyes tbf

>>74979871
I'll call the policies on you if you keep that attitude up

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>>74979871
doing a read too

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oi m888 you got a (You) so I can get the bus 'ome?

or you got a phone m8 so I see the time?

started my job as an ubereats courier tonight, hope the customers like me x

>>74979881
pics

>>74979914
splendid le-
>tattoo
begone

>>74979901
FUGGEN SPIDER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74979914
Same here lad

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>>74979901
fascinating but horrible beasts

>>74979899
she's a student here but i graduated years ago, have only one mutual friend and she doesn't like me for a different reason so we probably won't ever talk again, she's actually moving in australia in a few months anyway lol maybe you can give her one for me mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGi3yEihw_w

is this normal in your cities?

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>begone

@74979921
Neither a borrower nor a lender be

>>74979941
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9itTOnHUmM

dublin city vibes

is this yank lad doing the vocaroo

Looking for a room to rent and I'm at a friend's house (using her internet) so everytime it comes up with a name like Asif, Sayed, Mohamed etc I have to make an excuse not to like the house (location, size, price, etc) so I don't have to apply. Wonder how long before she realises the common connection as the white houses are basically the same areas, size etc as the Asian ones

>>74979785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Oxig4pTXaa

>>74979789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SZ11f31ZW8

>>74979825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vKXfLteRZd

>>74979955
can't understand a word

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Are Tim going on tour at last

>>74979975
hahaha epci bro you delivered !!!

not happy with most of my transparents
going to spend some time tomorrow redoing them better
bed now bibi

>>74979990
who took the photo??????? moosey???

>>74979975
you sound like you are about to cry lmao

>>74979975
howling, EXCELLENT post

... Uh ? ...

>>74979940
give me her details, I can autistically obsess over her for a few weeks while never actually make it clear I like her

mine's in the same uni course and saw her a few times outside of class (as we live in the same area) but got scared when she answered messages late.
impossible to figure out her intentions, last message before today was saturday where she asked if I was home; said yes what are you up to and she said 'going to a party' lol

>>74980009
maybe he's shy :3
*nozzles the yank*

>>74980009
you're not wrong.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wcSsgt8dFT

>>74979990
oh wow, the set designers have really stepped it up this series. Excited to see where the writers go with the 'green card' subplot

>>74979988
try harder

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keep getting recommended this on spotfiy

since when were there black people in ireland? though you mongs had a revolution so you could have ireland for the irish and didn't even want people who come from 100 miles away in britain let alone africa?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/18/rolf-harris-to-be-released-from-prison-on-friday

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bit cold out haha

lads..... I might buy some ribs......

>>74979975
can you do this Yank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMKEQlIVEc

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>>74979520

Bull bull bull bull bull all the time never trust a conservative Maggie the milk snatches now school meals where will she take from the poor again disabled sick elderly what next don't trust them

>>74980057
ah so thats how you say eire

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>>74980057
uhh no sweaty x

>>74979941
is he drunk or something? why the fuck is he hanging around after laying a bomb like that??

>>74980065
Tim's taking his protest against the neighbours to new heights

>>74980068
me on the left

>>74980063
>Rolf Harris to be released from prison on Friday
[to temporarily attend court hearings in person rather than video link]
misleading headline

Labour delivered 13 years of a strong and stable economy, and then the public voted in the chaotic LIB-CON coalition. Ironic that now the Tories are deriding coalitions while claiming to offer this strong and stable mantra.

>>74980023
idk man don't want to accidentally dox myself, are you in melbourne?

she's probably just trying to impress you by saying that i often text girls just before going out so when they ask me what i'm up to it's more interesting than "just chilling after work i guess" or whatever you know

>>74980095
there's no one on the left

>>74980070
>never trust a conservative
Bigot.

tell us a joke haha

Go f#%K yourself Theresa your unelected,unneeded, and unwanted

... Uh? ...

>>74980122
your life

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... Uh ? ...

So what has she mentioned about the poorest in society, nothing said about the disabled, Pensioners, etc, it's all for the Rich and Elite. Vote Labour

>not free merely but free and polish
>not polish merely but polish and free

>>74980067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q6FkQvOZ3X

>>74980129
won't be replying to this

no motivation to do anything on me day off

what's wrong with tim
does he have the big A?

Only chance we have look at the alternative corbyn and Abbott he friends with terrorists and Islamic hate preachers refused to bow at the cenotaph wouldn't sing national anthem ,then the racist Diane openly said on b.b.c three times all those who voted leave were all racists the best that is the tactics all white people use divide and conquer if that was a white politician saying that about the blacks they would have been crucified

>>74980148
can hear the birdcucks in the background la'

hope you've been to sleep and haven't been up all night x

>>74980057
what makes you think we're different from the rest of Europe?
the only reason you dont hear of it is because (((Sinn Fein))) are socialists so they support multiculturalism and immigration even though they're our supposed nationalists. Our only "nationalist" supports immigration rather than bringing to light the problems it causes

>>74980168
been up all night 2bh, but i woke up a 5PM yesterday so it kind of evens out.

There is no proof that immigrants take national jobs. IN fact there is more evidence that they make the economy stronger, bringing more jobs and more money into the country. Lying through her teeth..

Ireland is 84.5% white irish

Wtf

Had a look at the UK top 40 now and it's all complete normie tripe.

When I was about 14 or 15 there would be so many different genres in there.

>>74980075
more like air eh

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>>74980148
haha fair play mate, nice oen

Paige Howard I think the work force would be much happier with a proper long term contract not zero hours and a proper minimum wage something corbyn wants whilst you concern yourself with fox hunting aside of the fact it's wrong it's hardly the most pressing issue in this country right now is it

>>74980106
hopefully, her full response was "About to head to a warehouse party hahah" so it does sound that way

but why ask me if I was at home? wasn't relevant to anything. desu she actually asked if I was at home at 9pm, said yes and autistically asked if she'd finished an essay we had, only asked what she was doing at 10+ so might've made plans thinking I was ignoring her

just want to wash my hands of her so I don't have to worry about this shit and can continue my comfy friendless life

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a country isn't a country unless it's controlled at least half the world at some point

>>74980195
i blame the united states of america

Was once ditched by a girl I was on a date with because of my answer to her question. She asked what my opinion was on Syrian refugees coming to Australia. I answered that I didn't know any statistics on it, but that it should aim to have a positive effect on the nation. She got angry and said that she couldn't connect with someone who didn't care about others.

How do I buy a bitcoin?

>tfw had to go back to r/politics while 4chan was down yesterday

missed you /b/ros

>>74979582
student?

я нe знaю кaк мoгл жить бeз тeбя
я нe знaю кaк любить бeз тeбя
ты мoe coлнцe, ты мoя жизнь

writing a love letter in russian for the mail order bride lads

>>74980195
the top 40 isn't even relevant these days because they include streaming

Got invited to Pippa's wedding lads, going to give Kate a cheeky finger under the table.

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*Blocks your path*

>>74980223
that is an autistic response tbf

>the conservative party has always been on the centre-ground

Theresa running scared of the Yellow surge

gis a netflix recommendation lads

i like nature

>>74980228
yeah la', wouldn't normally be bothered but it's exam period

>>74980235
gl lad, can't read it but have fun with the Home Office haha

>>74980227
*hands you a soda*
shadilay brother... welcome back

>>74980192
>irish
>white

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hello boys

EDIT: woops didn't mean to attach that pic haha

>>74980267
barkley marathons is good

>>74979582
refuse to believe birds in the uk are that loud

>>74980235
the ol duolingo is paying off, I can read this

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hmm he wasn't lying. this is some "hot garbage", as it were

got a cheeky bug bite on my bumsy

>>74980306
birds are quite loud
not kookaburra loud, but there's a lot of them

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vote tory to avoid the coalition of chaos

If you vote for this shower you are voting for the most venomous and vile bunch of individuals on this earth.They hate the working class, they hate the poor, they hate the disabled and the sick.They are dispicable!!!!!!

>>74979990
... Uh ? ...

>>74979385

I bet your uncle hit the floor pretty hard cobber

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>more people can speak fluent polish in ireland than can speak fluent irish

>>74980350
don't you just have shitty sparrows and stuff?

we have a whole range of stuff that can make a lot of noise, and maybe birds are more common in our urban areas

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>>74980379
>he doesn't believe in social darwinism

>tfw intellectuals and radicals across the spectrum, from Slavoj Žižek to Peter Hitchens, Camille Paglia and even Steve Bannon believe that the global economic-political and civilisational system that we're currently living in now is heading towards collapse and a great crash is inevitable, that right now in history we're teetering off the edge of a massive end of a civilisation

w e w, exciting time to be alive

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>>74980395
thats the future of wales soon too

>>74980377
me bottom right

>>74980399
kooka has a set of pipes on him ay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MC9pbfPACk

>>74979704
Only buy it on Saturday and Sunday for the general knowledge crossword desu

>>74979990
look at that swagger, confidence written all over his face

if vinay could see time now

>>74980399
depends where you live, at mummy and daddies house it's find but at the uni house the birdcucks are relentless

>>74980399
seagulls can be UTTER wankers with their obnoxious yelling

>>74980379
are these youtube comments?

>>74980399
we have a fuckload of songbirds
http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/bird-and-wildlife-guides/browse-bird-families/index.aspx

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*blocks your path*

>>74980404
>radicals are doomsaying
wow any other big news?

wales is small

tim is playing "fuck the police" over and over in protest of his requested silence

>>74980404
I believe -sniffs- that we are heading towards -dribbles- the collapse of the -wipes nose- current neoliberal -shakes snot covered hands- economic system and -dribbles more- and so on and so on

languages besides english to be banned globally 2bh

then finally everyone will be able to speak a civilised language

>>74980443
conservative manifesto facebook livestream comments

the cream of the crop of political commentary

Vote anything but tory. NHS going down hill, elderly care on the rocks, disabled people getting benefits cut or stopped what more is there. Oh yes anything that isn't bolted down to be sold to foreign companies for a quick buck. Caring tories, what a joke.

>>74980451
who found tim

Used to get woken up by fucking owls hooting and screeching at night at uni, did my fucking nut in

mad to think you're all real people with your own lives

>>74980395
isnt that just for northern ireland

Noticed that a lot of lads here get offended when the yank says britain has no trees and just now when the aussie said britain has barely any birds

*scribbles notes in the (You) extraction diary*

>neighbours try to stop him playing whilst they're having house viewings
>instead he releases more videos than usual and starts playing outside even louder
ah yes
don't mess with tim

bring me back an interesting bird lads

http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/bird-and-wildlife-guides/browse-bird-families/index.aspx

xxx

>>74980484
"our own lives"
yeah if you count sitting around the house all day posting on 4chan and crying as a life kekmania

>>74980486
nah for the republic according to wikipedia

only talking about fluent speakers tho, if you count those who know a bit of a language then french is top second language and irish 3rd

>>74980525
ouch
feel a bit sorry for them

>>74980491
>tim, please! if you play loudly during our viewings we'll go out of business!
>heh, nothing personell..sunshine

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>>74980514
Skuas are 'piratical' birds, gaining much of their food by stealing it from other seabirds.

>>74980514
hahhaahaha boobies

desperate for a fucking shag lads, been 5 bloody months since the last one

reckon my virginity is growing back

>>74980554
what cunts

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>>74980565
fuck off normie twat

Considering Tim practices everyday how long will it be until his singing/playing is bearable?

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>Been almost a month since I kissed a girl
>Almost four months since I sneaked a cheeky finger up a girls twat
>6 months since I had sex

>dream job
>pass hour long exam and get second interview
>month goes by and nothing happen
>email them asking if they have any news
>say to wait two weeks
>job advert goes back up
>ask if there is any news as i saw the job advert come up
>they say it went up automatically
hope i haven't blown it by seeming desperate :/

>>74980594
same except never haha

>>74980579
impressive photo fakery m'sir *tips top hat*

had a dream i fucked a ghost back to life haha

>>74980584
he's literally been playing all day, every single day for about 6 years (and barely improved)

reckon it'll be a while

>>74980579
That cat is a chad

>>74980565
almost 2 months for me. could have had one on the weekend but the circumstances were dire so i just went home alone and slept in my big bed haha

had a dream of a gf today

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>>74980607
*ahem* this particular kitty is quite famous

>haven't had a sex in a month
>was with a girl in a wheelchair
>every shag before that in the last year was with international students
>for some reason normal english girls don't like me anymore
am i some sort of freak wtf

haven't shagged the gf in...

*counts fingers*

13 days

>>74980636
>was with a girl in a wheelchair
grim

>every shag before that in the last year was with international students
SAD!

>for some reason normal english girls don't like me anymore
maybe they don't like grim, SAD!, wankers

>>74980654
at one a night she could have cheated 13 times

>>74980636
>>for some reason normal english girls don't like me anymore
isn't that a good thing?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878809989.webm

never stuck my peepee in another human

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What went wrong lads

>>74980634
I won't fall for your feeble photo fakery my fine foreign friend

>>74980662
don't be mean :/

>>74980665
no i don't want to date somebody that will have to leave the country once their degree is over i want a proper gf

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>*counts fingers*
>13

>>74980603
Nah lad. Any normal person would respond the same way if some cunt can't get their act together.

>>74980665
I think they're welsh but your point stands

>its another the normies post about sex during their lunch break episode

ahh ... yes ...

>>74980682
from norwich

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>>74980679
blini kot(aka pancake cat) is kind of a big deal twobh

linguini is literally just slightly flattened spaghetti but it's 10 times better

I just can't fathom it

>>74980686
apparently a member of staff of leaving for pregnancy but she is quiting instead of going on maternity leave so they are waiting for that, still was fucking pissed off when i saw the job advert it looked different to the one i applied to as well, hope they aren't putting me on

thought I'd have to drop out but looks like I'm going to get to stay haha

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>normies

>>74980665
them peeoples welsh ma nigga

>>74980682
>>74980709
i mean Norfolk

Rolling a cheeky spliff for lunch lads

>>74980636
tbf foreign girls are better looking that british girls
>>74980665 case in point

>>74980699
well, you could stop being a fucking virgin and then you'd get to join in the lunch break banter

haven't had sex for I think over 6 months now

>>74980677
The legacy of living next door to Dentalign Orthodontics Marlow

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>normies

rolling a cheeky log down a hill lads

any lad here ever sucked a cock?

>>74980565
seriously what is your fucking problem trying to humble brag on 4chan

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>>74980745
good lad

>>74980749
not a single word

>>74980747
see at first i agreed but then i started to think why is it that only foreign girls are dating me? like one every now and then fair play but does it mean there's something about me that english girls don't like? haven't dated an english girl since i got back from teaching abroad

>>74980766
sucked my bellend

>>74980768
>5 months without sex
>humble brag
sort your head out you odd cunt

not everything is a conspiracy to make virgins feel bad, sometimes it's just a bit of chit chat

>>74980766
*tentatively raises paw*

hilarious how normies praise Obama as some kind of progressive black jesus

he was more imperialist and authoritarian than bush

*sniff...sniff sniff*
Normbles.... I can scent them....

>>74980775
Also gonna head down to the music store to try out a guitar. Today's been pretty decent likes.

just figured out an algebraic equation for sin(x)

>>74980766
sucked my own one once

>>74980829
did you put the plug in?

>>74980842
sinx=x

>>74980829
you mean a power series?

>first gf used to have to find her vagina for me because fair play we were young and inexperienced
>thought that was normal
>had the next two gfs do the same
>also did it on one night stands
>only realised i should be able to find the vagina myself at eighteen
cringing

>>74980861
no sinx=x

ah yes nerds

>>74980802
faggot, which website do you think you're on?

>>74980872
i think it's between the legs. that or under the knee maybe

really want to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxAiFs0ors0

>>74980694
>>74980729
alright, then here are some real english women
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494982390452.webm

>>74980872
how?
it should come naturally to you

>>74980829
no you didn't you liar

sin(x) is C inf where as any n degree polynomial is not

>>74980872
i have no idea what you're on about lad. what difficulty can you possibly encounter?

>>74980530
>>74980530
>>74980530
new>>>>>>>>

>>74980766
I want to start off by saying I'm not gay. Anyway I was at a friend who had invited me over for a sleepover. We were like 14? And he's in his bed, I'm on a matress on the floor. We were at that point in our lives where we were still experimenting and stuff. So he's in bed sticking his cock through a Playmobil ladder and throwing it to me to smell it. It had a ripe scent of sour and cream Pringles and I said "nice". Then he started molesting his elephant teddy bear and I got a little excited and leapt up and sat at an angle watching his cock rubbing against the fabric. Then, in the heat of the moment, I kind of just grabbed his cock and licked the bell end and sucked on it for a couple of seconds but I didn't like it

>>74980934
>city state of london
doesn't count

>>74980884
amazing

>>74980937
i don't know i had them guide it in, legitimately don't understand in retrospect i was always a bit of a mong and i'd always be nervous i'd do it wrong and have them guide it in with their hands, usually they didn't mind but it's still pretty mong behaviour, thinking of all the girls who will remember this and cringing so hard

>>74980917
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>74980917
f off to /r9k/ you virgin freak

this is, and has been for a long time, a normie general

>>74980988
font

>>74980988
this desu

>he's not a virgin

lol

ooh sex wanker loves his sex

Virgins aren't allowed on /brit/

>>74980934
jesus

this is why I'm only interested in foreign girls desu

>>74980927
>they need to taste fucking good
oh, its one of /those/ shows

create a fucking new

if the queen isn't a virgin then you shouldn't be either, it's not british

>>74981033
Neck yourself. Been here since the very first thread. /brit/ is virgin territory.

mental to think there are lads here who've never put their willies in a fanny

what the fuck were you doing for the last 20 odd years mate? you special or what?

>>74981073
yea

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Just a friendly reminder that modern Eastenders storylines are pushing the racemixing white-cuck card harder than ever with the Martin Fowler character:

>Happily seeing white missus
>Missus fucks a Paki Muslim while seeing him
>Paki Muslim is his best mate
>Paki Muslim impregnates Martin's missus

>Finds out

>Decides to raise her half-Paki baby as his own
>Stays good mates with Paki Muslim

>Already has teenage daughter
>Just turning 16
>Paki Muslim mate's younger brother wants to fuck her
>Bit old for him, but fuck it
>She literally can't stop soaking her knickers at the prospect of Musulman penis

>Martin finds out

>Still lets him go to her room on her birthday, unaccompanied, knowing family's history

>TFW Bringing up a another man's Paki baby with his cheating missus, while letting his daughter date her half-Paki step-brother's Paki Muslim uncle.

BBC YES

>>74981073
>last 20 odd years mate
oh i'm laffing, try doubling it boyo

starting to dislike the format of general threads. we just rush to the bottom and then have to migrate. liked /int/ before general cancer took over. probably my last few days here

breeders are scum

>>74981097
> probably my last few days here
alright mate, fair enough

see you tomorrow then

>>74980983
faggot i'm not afraid of pinching the best parts of other cultures, you telling me you never had a mcdonalds? [spoiler]ok that was a joke mcdonalds is pish[/spoiler]

>>74981097
Generals are a reddit influence.

>>74981097
its alright

>>74981070
hmmm try again sweaty

quite thirsty