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me picking up girls edition
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anime
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which teletubby are you lads? recall myself identifying strongly with po
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>>74975403
the purple one had sex with the hoover
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todays runt slop

>two protein cookies
>6 eggs
>4 slices of toast and a tin o' beans
>130g mixed nuts
>salad

what are you lads having
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cagecucks out
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>>74975428
fat fucking cunt
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>>74975431
who /RadicalPedestrian/
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>>74975385
lel I used to bring those back from a cafe for my mum on mornings she was too lazy to get out of bed as a kid

I'll give it a whirl
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>>74975428
cheese & ham toastie with a can of irn-bru
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>>74975449
that adds up to less than 2500 calories you hungry skellington
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>>74975403
was a po lad too
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soldier got arrested by one of them nonce hunters
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>>74975431
day of the clamp soon
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Remember when the idea of a 4chan pass was a joke?
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>>74975431
As a heavy driver don't get why people get angry at cyclists.

The only time I have problems with cyclists is when they fly out of nowhere on a slip-lane in the middle of the night wearing black.

It's fucking geriatric drivers who should have lost their license 2 decades ago that piss me off.

>doing 30 under the speed limit
>driving on the wrong side of the road.
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>>74975495
Was it Shane Brannigan who stung him? Love it when he calls them a dirty sex case.
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>>74975519
the very same
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Remember when talking about Reddit was a sin?
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haha fuck me I just realised the nonce hunter's youtube channel is actually called 'nonce hunter'

lol
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>>74975416
This guy is a huge Tim fan
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*nods respectfully towards you*
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>>74975507
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love sour sweets
hate sweet ones
not tastist just dont like em
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is poo lad about?
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*HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOONK*

GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN WAY

*HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK*
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Hate coconut
Not the taste but to structure
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ive got cokane running around in my brain
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>>74975556
>/brit/ user creates this
https://youtu.be/GMX6ZSRObmw
>posts it here and only here
>Review brah instantly finds it and comments
He's among us
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If I hadn't seen the article about him on the BBC I'd think this was a parody account like the love pints man

the lads youtube channel is 'nonce hunter' and his twitter is called 'hatesnonces'
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trying to buy digibytes haha
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>>74975598
sorry wrong video
https://youtu.be/aXmIZrnP7W0
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>>74975614
a working class obsession
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Welcome to /brit/'s pooooooooo
Review!

I just did a lovely poo, rate it as the best sensation I've had all day
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Only just found out guns still used gunpowder

Always thought they just had a really high tension spring that fired the bullet
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There are people in this thread right now who use meme arrows outside of 4chan
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>>74975614
He gets stick for being a 'thug' but it's how he has to be, he's a deterrent after all. Should be given more legal powers 2bh. Saw one sting he did where the fella was going to take a 13 year old boy round tho his mates for a foursome, think he had a high paying job too. Definitely more to that story.
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>>74975541
It's mental, people directly link there now and nobody says a word.
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Just had a bit of an Antmergency as I was leaving for work
They had broken though my duct tape barrier and gotten into my room, took some quick action to excorcise them but going to have to check around where they are getting in from latter tonight
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>>74975618
kek surprised he's still going after last year desu. hopefully this meme continues (tho I think the spergs will ruin it by harassing him)
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>>74975618
very well could have just showed up in the recommended videos on the side when he was watching a tim video
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>>74975371
you guys ever root a real british chav slag?
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>>74975663
REMINDER that the so called 'nonce hunters' are a psyop by the deep state to make you think that 'everyday people' are sorting out the paedos so that they can quietly stop the police investigating the cases

look at tweets from the 'nonce hunters' saying the police should just leave it to them - VERY dodgy and suspicious

it's all a big cover up for the muslim rape gangs.. coincidentally they never end up catching them despite there being proof they were in almost every single city and town across the country! because it would ruin the narrative.. all they catch are paid actors by the deep state
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Is there a Nigger here? Anyone? Nigger?
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>>74975726
hello
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>>74975693
He's barely been tapped compared to Kev
>>74975708
you might be right, or you could be him.
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>>74975713
>psyop
>deep state
Need to stop browsing /pol/ and cancel your netflix account you americanised twat.
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>>74975734
Hello Nigger
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>>74975771
£0.10 has been deposited to your account you boring shill twat, try actually arguing against

oh wait you cant because it's true
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<he doesn't use backwards meme arrows
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>>74975645
shudder to think what thairorke's facebook looks like
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>You will never fuck hannah hotel.
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Someone recap what happened with reviewbrah and the guy stalking him

Apparently the guy broke into reviewbrahs house?
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Thailad, why do you support an unelected PM?
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>>74975799
you're just making baseless allegations

post some evidence 2bh

several muslim ray guns have already been sentenced
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>>74975818
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>>74975799
do you know what a shill is?
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England is Orwellian

y/n
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https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/head-splitter-wip

tune
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>>74975831
I wonder how slimy and rank Tim's dick is.
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>>74975821
Do you mean the one that's going to be elected next month?
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To the tune (choon) of the old batman theme

b-b-b-b-b-b-BREMAIN BREMAIN BREMAIN!
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>>74975824
the muslims only get sentenced when the police investigate into them, comments like this are what i'm talking about

the deep state are worried the police will put the nail in the coffin of the argument for mass immigration

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39948768

>>74975833
Pray tell how it doesn't fit the context i'm using it in
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>15 inch calves
>posted in old thread

JUST
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>>74975799
really cringeworthy lad
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>>74975818
2007 was a good year
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

This is running on empty

Food review!
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>>74975864
the police ARE budget-stretched though

that's not a conspiracy, that's just policy the last couple years

the """"deep state"""" doesn't exist

bet this guy is probably a 'nce as well
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>>>/v/377263063

HOWLING
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/torymanifesto


SCREECHING at these tweets, every single one of them bad.

cannot wait to see their Leftist arsepain in a few short weeks.
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>>74975892
Yes, and who controls the police's budget you stupid mong?
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>>74975909
don't reply to the far left danish jew, there's no point
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hmmmm
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Every single problem in the UK can be deduced to immigration

t. Rorke
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>>74975945
Glad you posted this. Reconsidered and now #imvotinglabour in the #ge2017
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we sleep all day we drink all night
WE ARE NOT WASTING OUR TIME
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it's like a caricature of a rorke lol
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>>74975965
it can though tbf
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>>74975907
quite happy the coffin dodgers are getting their fuel taken away

about time they paid their fair share
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>>74975965
nearly every problem is the fault of the progressives changing things for the worse
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>>74975970
>the only two parties you can vote for are tories or labour

wow, when did this happen? thanks for letting me know

#cchqWorkExperienceMong
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>>74975965
Basic maths will tell you that when you have overstretched housing, health services, schools and police forces that bringing in hundreds of thousands of people a year is going to cause problems.
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>You have new likes. Swipe to see if you like them back.

lies
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>>74975998
Can't get more wrong. Be thankful for everything progressivism has provided
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>>74976004
I'm aware there are more parties but I believe in the @labourparty and am proud to support @jeremycorbyn #ge2017
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>>74976004

in my constituency (which is the 4th tory target seat), there is literally just a Tory, Conservative and Lim Dem running.
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Marxist May takes the "death tax" right out of Miliband's manifesto
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thought the australians were the chronic shitposters until i came to /int/ learned it's been the fucking leafs all along

my deepest apologies to the innocent aussies that i've treated badly based on a false presumption
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Rate me
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>>74976076
depise le 'flag banter' and le 'flag personalities'
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>>74976037
name some
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it's almost a year since Tim became a /brit/ meme
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>>74976076
shitposting =/= shit posting
australians are shitposters, canadians are shit posters
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>>74976113
foy
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>>74976036
>have profile hidden
>get that message now and then

wew
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>>74976019
fuck off nonce
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Ah yes, the UK wasn't a complete and utter shithole before Thatcher took over. Let's just ignore that period because it doesn't fit the narrative of immigrants being the problem.
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>>74976123
we should send him a cake to celebrate
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>>74976136
not an argument
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>>74976145
nice strawman you dumb paki
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>>74976106
>57% tradition 42% progressive
>theocracy
what a stupid test
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>>74976019
Are you saying that flooding the country with immigrants and giving them instant access to all public services is why those services are currently in trouble? Bit racist.
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>>74976145
1945-1973 is called the golden age of capitalism sweaty xx
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>>74976151
that'd send him of the perch hahahaha
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>>74976177
I am. Do with me what you will, for I have already won.
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>>74976164
vocaroo yourself saying this
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didn't have nandos in the 70s
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>>74975403
didn't watch teletubbies because it's communist propaganda
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just came third in Battlegrounds
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So when is drumpf getting impeached
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>why yes I do play PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, care to join?
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>>74976214
3 months from now when he does something wacky

>>74976114
the abolition of unjust practices
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Love Welsh accents desu
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Drinking bucks fizz
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>>74976240
trip on lickdick
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we're all in here

>>>/sp/75981369
>>>/sp/75981369
>>>/sp/75981369
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>when he does something wacky
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>>74976164
Average rorke response. The rorke is of simple mind and reacts aggressively when presented with facts that disrupt his rorkological thinking.
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>>74976232
which unjust practices
name a few
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>>74975403
Dipsy

I'm white though
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olmec head
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>>74976231
don't recall asking you to join
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>>74976245
giv it bak
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>>74976260
child labor, slavery
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stinky winky
dipstick
haha
poo
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one of my arms is becoming noticeably bigger than the other (no wanking hand jokes please)
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*Knocks your ellbow while youre writing*
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Tell me about the teacher you used to fancy
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romans were racists

good thing they got invaded
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Thailad, are you working class?
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>>74976328
what the fuck are you about? both have been illegal in Europe for like 200 years
im talking about changes progressives made in the 20th an 21st century
dumb yank
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have no idea why i get disability living allowance lmao

£300 a month just for being on the 'pectrum, i wonder if mummy may knows i usually spend it on charlie and prozzies
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>>74976363
yes
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>>74976338
that's because you spend too much time pulling yourself round your bedroom haha x
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>>74976365
>im talking about changes progressives made in the 20th an 21st century

fuck off
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>>74975371
anyone here invests in AIM stocks?
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got a job interview tomorrow
had to ask the lady on the phone what the job was had no idea haha
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>>74976356
NOT suitable attire for a school teacher
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>>74976363
thailad is from notts, he's northern underclass scum
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>>74976387
Gay twat
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The Philippines
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>>74976389
explains everything
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>>74976387
Bender
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>>74975403
I'm the yellow one.
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reminder that the following people do NOT belong in /brit/

>turbo normies
>abnormies
>rorke mongs
>rasheed twats
>fat lads
>actual autists
>'nces
>'nders
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>>74976379
idiot
fuck you
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>>74976394
>>74976404
Not gay, it's just not suitable. simple as
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>>74976359
oh do fuck off kike
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>>74976385

FONT
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>>74976356
my 20something music teacher is the reason i have yellow fever
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>>74976409
what defines turbonormie
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>>74976414
be more explicit in your communication
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>>74976389
https://youtu.be/UFpVwyufEpU
brah
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>tfw actively destroying the liberal-capitalist system by taking benefits

Feels good to be redpilled
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>>74976356
she was a qt welsh r.e. teacher called diane

miss her desu
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>>74976437
*does the chinky eyes*

er
hero
imma play dah cook banshu
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>>74976445
might heem you
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the new star trek captain is a.... [spoiler]black woman[/spoiler]

opinions?
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>>74976438
it's on a case by case basis but you'll know in your heart of hearts if you're one or not
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>>74976445
>tfw you get sanctioned because mummy may plays 4d chess
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>>74976467
WE WILL BE
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>>74976467
Does she have dat ass?
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How does residents of Londonistan handle having 5 airports?

Australia is easy. Got a flight? Go to the one relevant airport for your city.

But London has 5 airports mang.
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have Thailand filtered, disgusts me we are from the same city
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>>74976467
Don't like Star Trek to be honest
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>>74976439
is fuath liom yank saill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
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>>74976477
some people consider you a turbonormie if you've had sex and talk to girls
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Just look at those twats
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>>74976497
London? More like fucking shithole.
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>being 18 and only snagging 2 girls suddenly makes me a normie
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>>74976497
They all go to different places
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>>74976467
star trek was always multiculti though

it's the SJWifying of Star Wars that rubs me the wrong way since that was always built on Western mythos
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could nottingham possibly be the worst place in the entire country?

>not truly northern so no friendly northerners
>not truly southern so poor
>not birmingham so no investment
>60% white with a lot of black people
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>ywn have a posh, drug addict, Oxford-educated gf that stabs you in the leg with a bread knife

The rope can be my only sanctuary.
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>>74976542
you forgot shit football teams
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>>74976467
pics or i'm not arsed
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>>74976542
no distinct accent either
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>>74976542
not to mention it spawned the scourge of /brit/ and thai children that would become thailad
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>could nottingham possibly be the worst place in the entire country?

>>not truly northern so no friendly northerners
>>not truly southern so poor
>>not birmingham so no investment
>>60% white with a lot of black people
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>>74976545
>Man who stabbed his girlfriend with a bread knife whilst high on drugs will avoid jail because it would ruin his future career prospects

I seriously doubt we'd ever see that headline.

Judge let her gender outweigh the law
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>>74976534
i feel the same way

sisqo was great, janeway was great

but i feel this new captain is only there for the 7% of the population(black women) that doesn't even care about star trek
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>>74976502
a bit early to be on a sesh don't you think
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>>74976528
Doesn't it cause much confusion?
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JUST
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>>74976497
well normally it says on the ticket which airport you're departing from
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPqZ3FBGrCE

meow :3
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>derby: 2.4% black people
>nottingham: 7.3% black people

wtf?!
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https://youtu.be/n5KM17nx0-s

Such lovely young gentlemen, imagine having a problem with Nottingham.
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>>74976625
No, because you know which airport you're using in advance

You don't just turn up in London and hope someone tells you which one you're supposed to go to
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>>74976497
Only Heathrow and London City are actually in London

London Southend is fucking miles away for example
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>>74976657
but they're sheep shaggers
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>>74976356
told this before on here i think
>i'm 15
>me and all my m8s fancy our english teacher
>early 20s, dresses a bit like a hippy, big long skirts and weird hair but she's fit af
>she's leaving the school or something so it's our last ever class with her
>4 or 5 of us sat in the front row
>all reading a book as a class
>she sits on her table directly in front of us, feet up on our desks, legs apart
>have a perfect view up her skirt for most of the lesson
it was like a leaving present. she definitely knew what she was doing
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>>74976678
nothing wrong with that
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Hate Thailand
Hate lads that live in Thailand
Love Corbyn
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>>74976558
best image i could find within the allotted 5 seconds i dedicated to the task
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watched a christopher nolan film today

not going to say which one unless someone asks or correctly guesses
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>the ONLY cities with more black people as a percentage of population than nottingham in the entire country are birmingham, manchester and london

where are all the famous nottingham grime artists then?
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>>74976745
Inception
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>>74976745
dunkirk
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there were no attractive female teachers at our school
there was a male student teacher that all the lasses fawned over though
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>be me
>used to go to corner shop
>girl in early 20s worked there
>she used to make me kiss her or she wouldn't serve me
>i used to hate it and moan to my mum
>mum used to say "you're lucky the girls like you when you grow up you'll have loads of girlfriends"
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>no one wants to kiss me
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>>74976759
hope you reported her to the nonce hunter
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>>74976759
how long till work?
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Just been notified I'm being sanctioned by the job centre

Strongly considering the ol 'cide
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>>74976748
There's a few that were semi-famous in mid 2000's T DOT was from notts iirc
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*sips tea*

*cracks knuckles*

ah....another day of /shit/posting
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>>74976748
#SHOTTINGHAM #SHOTCITY #THEFIVE

https://youtu.be/taQzjWkHJjY
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wagies are subhuman
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>>74976545
literally no point her going to jail
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thailad what are your thoughts on New Zealand
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9zMok6two

can't stop listening to this tune lads
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work now

allstaff meeting at 4:30 bet that'll be productive (it won't)
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if you had to live in a community where everyone else was either black or muslim which would you pick?
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>>74976759
you're a disappointment to your mother and you should feel bad
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>>74976759
fucking hell how much of a late bloomer were you
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>>74976825
I don't have many, it's like a little Australia with Hobbits and sheep init?
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>>74976826
>called malibu
>thumbnail is in a forest
>shes barely dressed
>hand tattoos
nah you're alright mate
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74976862
this is an algerian do not respond to it
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>>74976862
yes but hobbits aren't real and lotr is reddit
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*Ice barrages you*
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>>74976882
>hobbits aren't real
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>>74976877
no its thailad
t. knower
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>>74976862
fuck off nonce
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cannot take conor mcgregor seriously because he's 5'9

imagine being 5'9 and thinking you're hard
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>>74976810
>niggers actually want a gangland in the uk and dumb whitenormie-wannabies on /brit/ support it
race traitor fuck off
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>>74976844
his mom will be proud once he gets his wizard powers
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>tfw no work
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>>74976902
The new Mummy film looks quite good.
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>>74976888
*uses wild magic, asphyxiate and drops you immediately*
heh nothin personnell kid
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>>74976896
i know haha

that's why I've angled for the twink look instead of wasting time in the gym
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>>74976896
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>>74976882
>lotr is reddit
take it back
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>>74976882
>lotr is reddit
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>>74976911
old mummy best mummy
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>>74976951
this is obviously made by a pakistani
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>>74976941
>>74976951
the films are very reddity in the same way that modern superhero movies are. The books were decent
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>>74976972
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>>74976982
don't think I ever made it through a full lotr movie
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>>74976941
>>74976951
>Forced man drama
>Quips
>Deux ex machina ending
>Quirky names, locations
>Analogy for white men and industry being evil
I agree with him
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this lad shagged the wife on the old honeymoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_eTg6gMTE0
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>>74976982
actually youre wrong and they were the last great fantasy films

>>74976993
can tell you know NOTHING about the films or the story beyond memes
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>>74977007
did you move here to finger yourself over lotr scenery josie
sad case you are
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>>74976952
>tfw no qt, conniving, mischievious jewish daughter to plot world domination with
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>>74976928
post a pic of your bumhole haha
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>need 4 grand for deposit on flat
>tim has 11 grand in his bank
Think if I sort this Hausen clown out for him he'll reward me?
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>>74977007
The story relies on flawed tactical choices from Sauron for a narrative

>Why didn't Sauron just wear the ring INSIDE his armour
>Why didn't Sauron just collapse the entrance to Mount Doom
>Why didn't Sauron let a giant beast guard the entrance to Mount Doom
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>>74977040
Perhaps if you turn up on his doorstep dressed like a fedora with swords and state your proposition.
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>>74976897
haha don't get your knickers in a twist bruce haha don't let a dingo eat your baby hahahaha
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donald trump

donald pump

donald pump yer maw
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>>74977048
literally all /tv/ memes
>why didnt sauron just wear the ring inside his armour
wouldnt make any difference, isildur cut the whole finger off
>collapse/guard the entrance
never crossed his mind because men, elves and dwarves wouldnt be able to resist keeping the ring rather than destroying it

>>74977030
would of gone too south island if that were the case wudni
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SCRONALD GRUMPFTH
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>>74977086
they filmed the shit parts (ie mordor) in the north island I think
>>
why do rorkes hate tattoos?
>>
Just clicked on something very noncey on /gif/
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>>74977086
>never crossed his mind because men, elves and dwarves wouldnt be able to resist keeping the ring rather than destroying it
In the intro of the first movie a man and an elf come close. This should have been a warning

>But they didn't

But they wanted to

>But they didn't succeed

But they showed the intention

Guard it and you win
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>>74976626

that's 6 years ago. that numbers below 40 now i'd say.
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>>74977097
HAHAHA FUCKING BASED AMERICA
>>
>>74977086
good post

fucking german dickhead is stupid as shit
>>
>>74977121
based on your research?
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>>74977125
CHEERIO
*forgets to brush teeth*
NAN'S ME UNCLE
*trips over own feet*
CHEEKY
>>
>>74977104
they hate tattoos on girls but will happily cover themselves in godawful england tattoos and sports logos
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>>74976758
i was in an all boys school so any teacher even half decent was made out to be class looking
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>>74977101
not aroused by pics of mordor am i you skunk

>>74977110
nah youre wrong
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>>74977048
>Why didn't Sauron just wear the ring INSIDE his armour
Have you even watched the movie?
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>>74977158
bender
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>>74977158
did you wank each other off in the showers?
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>>74977048
>all people are flawless and the best movie sets out a game in which both players play perfectly and only one side can win
yes yes, very german of you
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>>74977176
most schools in ireland are gender segregated
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>>74977158
>all boys school
alri nancy boy
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>>74977174
Outside his armour
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>>74977193
Further proving you are the Muslims are Europe before Refugees
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>>74977190
why is that common in england?
we never really took showers

>>74977208
? its rougher than a mixed school. There were fights every week in my year. was good banter desu
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>>74977212
He cute the whole fucking finger off you dumb fucking cunt what is it gunna do better inside the armour?
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master of none is so shit i dont know what reddit sees in it
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>haven't been able to sleep for weeks
>take a xanax before bed yesterday
>doesn't help
>toss and turn in bed for 5 hours
>sweating profusely and having bad muscle spasms
>finally manage to get 2-3 hours of rest
>wake up feeling like i have a hangover
>feel exhausted all day

ah yes, life
>>
>>74977097
shit meme, nothing but shit memes this year

adding blur and over-elaborate text (like that brain meme) is normie tier

it's shit
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>>74977229
They wouldn't have known which hand he was wearing it on
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>>74977136

based on living here. why would that number have increased in the past 6 years when it dropped by 15% in the prior 10?
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today I learned that most irish boys went to an all boys school and wanked each other off in the showers
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>>74977212
I remember the costuming being better than this image suggests, looks like something out of Lazytown. Maybe I just look back too fondly on this film hmm
>>
say what you will about Yanks, but I very much enjoy the kinos of HBO
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>>74977216
I think you'll find thats the case for most Catholic schools in Europe. Except for france maybe because they have state enforced secularism
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>>74977228
only at all boys schools, didn't go to one myself though
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>>74977247
The ring is so powerful they could tell
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>>74977246
what are you, some sort of meme expert?
>>
>>74977251
nah I thought this as well but I watched it again recently and it was still great
>>
>he didn't go to an all boys school


haha fucking benders
>>
>>74977251
In its defence it looks better in motion
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>>74977193
always knew most irish mongs were fucking bent twats
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>>74977228
>? its rougher than a mixed school. There were fights every week in my year. was good banter desu

There were fights every week at my mixed CoE school too. It's just being more numerous maybe there are more total fights but without girls to try and impress I doubt they fight harder.
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>>74977249
i got naked and dry humped another lad once, we sucked each other's willies and balls too, he was circumcised and i wasn't, so i thought his dick looked weird
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>>he didn't go to an all boys school


>haha fucking benders
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>>74977284
not i
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>>74977300
SCREECHING
>>
>>74977299
fuck off you gaylord
>>
>>>/pol/125995632


Lads...
>>
is this tim on the other side of the road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Okgzv4Q9ks
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>get into some of the best all boys schools in the state
>parents want me to go to co-ed school because "girls and socialising"
>get sent to equally expensive co-ed school
>girls are mostly runty and minging
>all boys schools have sister schools and dances with the sister schools
>friends who went to all boys schools had more access to cuter girls

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
chris cornell died. shieeeeet
>>
>>74976751
nah but the title does start with an In
>>
>hanging out with women you're not shagging all day

ah yes... "mixed schools" or "bender centres" as they're more commonly known
>>
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
>>>/pol/125997457
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>>74977329
>calling your sister cute

inbred nonce
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>>74977337
Interstellar
>>
>>74977284
I did

Truly wish I didn't though, as other than my family, I don't know any girls well, even throughout uni and now in work
>>
ffs I said Bradley Manning instead of Chelsea and some random in the office took offence
>>
>>74977369
correct

here's your victory (You)
>>
>>74977340
they're awful desu. i'd 100% send my kids to all boy/all girl schools
>>
>>74977358
oh no, he's gonna cut a steak dinner
>>
>>74977378
the quarterback?
>>
>he didn't go to an all boys school that was friendly with the equivalent all girls school

fucking state of some of you dear oh dear
>>
>>74977405
>
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>>74977358
>obese NEET takes photos of cutlery in his hand while standing in his parents' driveway
fascinating
>>
dont care
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>>74977358
>Fucking bargain-bin brit-wolverine, casually snikting his way through the streets of london.

SCREECHING
>>
the witcher is getting a netflix series

part of me wants to reee at normies appropriating autist culture but video games have been normie for years now
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>>74977405
the so-called whistle blower
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So this is what all those captchas were for.
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>>74977329
we had a sister school for danced and stuff
was nice desu. didnt have roasties breathing down your neck all day but you could still get with them at events
>>
>>74977444
Mum keeps using faggot in a derogatory manner.

Stop oppressing me, mother!
>>
>>74977444
>through the streets of london.
he's in his driveway in all the photos lad
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going to get back in bed and try for sleep: round 2
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>>74977358
howling
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>>74977472
that was the worst part. the girls were so much worse than the guys, to the point where you almot wished they'd just go away. there were a few girls who were at the centre of every drama, every argument, every instance of bullying and guys getting in trouble for joking around with each other.
>>
>>74977358
he's gona eat bread and steak. stop him!
>>
Redpill me on vaccines
>>
>>74977535
they cause autism which is why you're now here
>>
itching to vapourise your chinless jaw with a quick left hook
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looks like /pol/ is just trying to emulate /int/ with epic bants!, but even shitter
embarrassing
>>
how do i get in to watching cricket

what cricket do i watch? the ipl?
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rip chris cornell
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i still remember when school lines me up and they injected me with the autism fellas
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>>74977574
one dayers and prep for the ashes this summer (your runt winter)
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>>74977574
twenty/20 son.
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>>74977573
has /int/ ever been in the news for bants?
>>
who the f*ck is chris cornell
>>
>>74977598
dont need an optometrist mate
>>
>>74977583
weird, what did he die of?
>>
>>74977606
is google broken you stupid tasteless cunt?
>>
>>74977574
don't listen to the meme mongs who say shit like test cricket, specially not the fucking ashes

just watch limited overs, especially t20
>>
>>74977621
bashed himself over the head with his guitar
>>
who her /cleftchin/
>>
>>74977605
no idea what you're on about but I meant the banter is shit, just the same thing over and over with no variation
>>
havent listened to much soundgarden beyond black hole sun but soundgarden is a pretty twatty name for a band
>>
>>/pol/125998366
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>>74977605
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-29530882
>>
>>74977662
forgot about this lad haha
>>
Went to the GP

Only got a 2 week dose of Sertaline
My doctor this time was a chink female
She was strict and seemed to care, insisted I book another appointment in 2 weeks

She said she'll chase up my counselling/therapy
>>
>>74977648
waheyyy arsey chin has an arse on his chin haha

fuck off arsechin
>>
>>>/pol/125998282
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>74977662
was the sheikh mainly part of /brit/? i think i arrived not long after he got done
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>>74977685
He's on a nonce-knifing spree.
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>A WARNING from ex-KGB communist defector Yuri Bezmenov from *29 YEARS AGO*, detailing the 4 stages of a Marxist-Leninist revolution and taking over a nation. Watch this at your own risk, as your bones will literally begin to freeze as you start to realize he is describing EXACTLY what is happening today almost to the letter.
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>>74977674
i was the one who told the rozzers and was going to have to fly to jersey to testify if he didnt plead guilty - which he did fortunately.

gave a huge interview to the cops about it and had to explain 4chan and /brit/ in quite a lot of detail. funny shit man.
>>
>>74977706
>>74977706
>>74977706
>>74977706
>>74977706
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>>74977662
>being in possession of the Spring edition of an al-Qaeda magazine
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>den gram ambuh leev???
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>>74977574
T20 is literally the only way to get into it.

Comfy AF ODI and the acceptance you'll never realllllly understand all the rules
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>>74975473
THATS MA BOY
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