/brit/

wahoo!

wahey!

this is a no thailad thread

wahey!

>>74973488
disraeli is the only good pm out of this lot

Liberty and justice for all

Ahoj!

(((>>74973520)))

anyone who watches anime is inherently a mentally ill nonce

sitting on the balcony rn sipping my ice coffee and listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcolipT0ZY

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ohayou anon! how are you today?

>>74973544
Fuck off Gook

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gf pictured redecorating the flat

>>74973544
snap it please

>>74973526
he wasn't even jewish

up at 6 in the morning

going to gym probably at quarter to

eat ing some mackarel and cooking some post-workout porridge.

feel grim, but there is literally no other time to go to the gym because the lifting room is packed after 5 all the way to closing time at 11.

>>74973568
>he doesn't have a home gym

Whens the election? Wanna enjoy lefty tears.

>>74973585
I rent a room off a family. ofc i don't have a home gym.

74973547
rack off runtboi

>>74973567
>Disraeli was born on 21 December 1804 at 6 King's Road, Bedford Row, Bloomsbury, London,[n 1] the second child and eldest son of Isaac D'Israeli, a literary critic and historian, and Maria (Miriam), née Basevi.[2] The family was of Sephardic Jewish Italian mercantile background.

>>74973591
>unironically being poor

74973547
walk off wanker

>>74973585
ur so lucky mum lets you use the spare room!!

10mg of oxycodone to drift into sleep

>>74973600
Wish I was a 1%er

>>74973597
he wasn't jewwish for most of his life

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>>74973562
I've posted it before desu
But it's nice to sit and I get wifi

>>74973600
I'm not poor as such. I earn above average wages and I'm university educated.

Housing in the UK is eye-wateringly expensive especially if you live in certain parts.

>>74973611
I live on my own but I sell drugs so life is easy mode

Anyone else playing Yakuza 0? Is a good game desu

>Question:
Why are animefags nonces?

>Hypothesis:
Animefags are nonces due to inherent mental incapability to differentiate pre-pubescent and early pubescent females from sexually developed women, and anime is the nonce's legal means of indulging in their paedophilic sexual lust.

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>>74973626
>I sell drugs

>>74973621
being jewish isnt something you can choose just as being anglo or celt isnt something that you got to choose

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>74973622
Pretty comfy.
My father want to visit Vietnam, planing on going with him, looks an awesome place

>>74973626
haha yeah that'll last long

>>74973574
>>74973574
>>74973574

Ferengis need to be gassed in an industrial manner.

>>74973653
need a tall gf who makes fun of my height

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AHGAHHAHA H HA AH AHA HA HHA BWAAHAHAHAH

>>74973654
I haven't been outside of this city and Saigon itself, so I havent seen much of the country beyond

I'm planning a trip to Vung Tau beach soon and possibly Da Lat latter

>>74973681
I remember I used to shitpost on Yahoo Answers before discovering 4chan

>>74973651
disraeli was anglo 2bh

>>74973657
I've been doing it ten years and I've never had a single run in with police. I'm white in America. If I get caught I have a lawyer on retainer with bond money. I don't even touch the product myself. Not worried.

>>74973689
hmmmmm, are you on business in Vietnam?

Why are leafs so fucking cancerous? Are they as bad in /cum/ as they are on /brit/? Fucking despise them

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>>74973701
yea "business"

No calls, no cards, no emails - nothing. It's a big birthday. I always thought I'd be surrounded by my loved ones on my 65th birthday, but not one of them ever calls or writes or sends even a Christmas card to me. One day I'm going to die in this goddamned apartment and nobody will know until they smell something bad and realize they haven't seen me for awhile. Then they will all act so sad.
I remember at my father's funeral, some man was there talking about what a good friend my father was. I looked at him and said "Who are you?" and then I asked him "If he was such a good friend, why don't I know you? I'm his daughter and I've never seen you in my life."
When I die, nobody will come to my funeral. Nobody will give a rat's ass that I am dead. That's why I'm donating my body to science.

>>74973703
why don't you fuck off there and find out? proto yank

>>74973586
3 weeks from today

>>74973711
I guess what kind of "business"are you doing here

>>74973697
no he wasnt he was an italian jew

>Disraeli was born on 21 December 1804 at 6 King's Road, Bedford Row, Bloomsbury, London,[n 1] the second child and eldest son of Isaac D'Israeli, a literary critic and historian, and Maria (Miriam), née Basevi.[2] The family was of Sephardic Jewish Italian mercantile background. All Disraeli's grandparents and great grandparents were born in Italy

also a zionist

>In 1851, correspondence between Lord Stanley, whose father became British Prime Minister the following year, and Benjamin Disraeli, who became Chancellor of the Exchequer alongside him, records Disraeli's proto-Zionist views: "He then unfolded a plan of restoring the nation to Palestine—said the country was admirably suited for them—the financiers all over Europe might help—the Porte is weak—the Turks/holders of property could be bought out—this, he said, was the object of his life..." Coningsby was merely a feelermy views were not fully developed at that time—since then all I have written has been for one purpose. The man who should restore the Hebrew race to their country would be the Messiah—the real saviour of prophecy!" He did not add formally that he aspired to play this part, but it was evidently implied. He thought very highly of the capabilities of the country, and hinted that his chief object in acquiring power here would be to promote the return".[20][21] 26 years later, Disraeli wrote in his article entitled "The Jewish Question is the Oriental Quest" (1877) that within fifty years, a nation of one million Jews would reside in Palestine under the guidance of the British.

>>74973703
kill yourself animenonce

>>74973703
yes, they're fucking awful on every board, even more so on /sp/. cannot think of anything redeeming about them at all. no idea why they think they're wanted on /brit/ anyway

>I live in one of the only states where it is illegal to buy mushroom spores online
fuming. feel like slapping a fucking baby

alri lads

recommend some good nootropics for increased motivation

>>74973754
you can probably find some in the woods or cow fields if you look hard enough
not illegal to pick them

>>74973754
Kill a leaf instead

>>74973754
darknet, or if you live near a border buy a PO box in another state.

>>74973766
really bad idea if you dont have a legitimate mycologist with you

What does HGV stand for nigel? I know it's referring to heavy vehicles

I'm a Canadian of Anglo French ethnicity, and even though I am only part British I sometimes wonder if I have a better understanding and appreciation for British culture than most native-born British people on /brit/ do, seeing as most are leftypol runts who outright deny that British culture actually exists.

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Reminder

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>>74973760
try this
really gets the brain juices flowing

>>74973766
I've spent 20+ hours in the woods and in fields and cannot find shit. I have the worst luck with things like this.

>>74973786
not really

>>74973760
literally no drug increases motivation

>I sometimes wonder if I have a better understanding and appreciation for British culture than most native-born British people on /brit/ do

You don't, so fuck off, Pajeet you wimpish currycunt

Going to sleep, have a nice day lads

I don't post here for your amusement, Paki.

>>74973786
>yanks can't tell mushrooms apart

you just learn which ones are poison and which are not, and try to stop yourself from eating them immediately if you're worries, maybe wear gloves too

people pick mushrooms and berries all the time without some specialist helping them

>>74973814
I'd accept an aussie saying this, maybe even a poo peelander.

but a canadian? nah

>>74973848
utterly untrue

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disabled

>>74973872
his mushroom dealer probably told him it wasn't safe

doing a mild nostalgia for Pokemon GSC and RSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtlhq1PxI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezmCRcMTjXI

>>74973895
Pathetic fucking runt

reminder everyone is taking SOMETHING, why aren't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Av7g8hMOjU

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>>74973814
Silly Canadians.

Made a thread ladies

>>74973751


>>74973751
>>74973751

Reminder that George Osborne published an editorial in the evening standard yesterday saying that none of the Tories in the cabinet actually back reducing immigration LOL

>>74973983
no thanks, you attention seeking paki bastard

Which one of the following european countries is the best to tour for a week? I have 7 days before meeting up with friends for central-east europe.

>UK (London, Warwickshire, Canterbury, Yorkshire, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Belfast)
>France (Paris, Lille, Strasbourg, Bordeaux, Chamonix)
>Germany (Berlin, Munich, Heidelberg, Neuschwanstein, Cologne)
>Netherlands (Amsterdam, Utrecht, Leiden, Delft, Maastricht)
>Italy - North (Milan, Florence, Verona, Sienna, Lucca)
>Greece (Athens, Olympia, Trikala, Corfu, Santorini)
I've already been to London/Paris/Amsterdam but have only scraped the surface there.

>>74974003
thailand

>>74973878
give some examples of drugs that increase motivation?

study drugs increase concentration and focus, not your motivation in doing the task. you can take adderall or ritalin then spend the next 8 hours researching retarded shit instead of doing your work.

>>74974013
that's in south america not europe fuckhead

>>74974003
Italy, Greece, Netherlands. Rest are shitholes.

>>74974003
run a razor down you arm, you fucking failed abortion

>>74974013
I've been to Thailand and it smelled like shit and there were disgusting old men groping dolled-up ladyboys on every streetcorner and all the wats were recently constructed and felt tourist trappy

>>74974029
excellent post

>>74974015
This lol, I take modafinil and then get really into reading about shit on Wikipedia for the whole day

>pajeet
>paki
Fuck off, nigel.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>74974029

>>74973960
>haha reductionism! sorry BOY but I am far too clever and all knowing for you

semi related but this is a fantastic documentary about the lives of these very primitive nomadic jungle people in Brazil.

rather than "culture" being the purview of the shaman alone, every man and woman was a master of his or her entire culture.
the Shaman or holy man was unique only in his connection to the "higher" aspects of that culture, mainly faith and the spirits, but culture is much more than that.

now with hyper-specialization no man is a master of his culture, let alone even one aspect of it.
however you can see in this video that there is already some specialization, as the men and women both have their own "secret" knowledge

I know most of you wont watch it but for those who will it is very good

need mo money fo dem programs

Work in 5 minutes

>>74974027
Ok, thanks for being helpful unlike the poster trying to encourage me to commit suicide

I was entirely underwhelmed by the old Henge and Stratford and London felt like an even shittier Toronto. I shall take my tourist shekels elsewhere.

pirate scumbags

honestly aderrall should be an over the counter drug

dont fucking care if people use it to get high or abuse it and create health problems, it would make people so much more productive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGdhqr71I4c

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>>74974053
lol forgot to even link the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fMcc5y-t6w

>>74974027
>Italy and Greece
>not shitholes

a blonde haired blue eyed man from a non-western country migrates to the west and integrates

is he western?

>>74974098
Doing a POO

>>74974098
He's a Pole and a menace to the Anglo race.

>>74974098
prefer not to say

>>74974080
all drugs should be available without a prescription

>>74974098
No, not really. South Africans don't become fully "Western" in one generation, for example.

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Scotch people actually think this is a true story

If you value the NHS and publicly funded education, please vote your conscience and vote Labour. Millions of vulnerable disabled individuals up and down this country are being targeted by the callous government and public health workers are being stretched to their limits. Even if brexit is important to you, please understand all that's at stake this election. Let's turn a new page after 7 years of Tory austerity and vote for adequate funding.

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>>74974058

>>74974089
They're sunny, have actual historical sites to visit and aren't as multicultural and americanized as the rest are.

>>74974098
>a dog born in a stable and raised by horses migrates to a kennel and starts to act like a dog. Is he a dog?

>>74974127
woah I'm seeing double here, four Viets!

>>74974129
makes me laugh every time desu

>>74974134
>historical sites
Full of disgusting gypos

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work in 20 hours

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>farm analogies

>>74974129
>>74974140
Ahh yes the boring racist yank twats

How about you fucking off

had a meeting with a gp yesterday. walked straight out the door when I seen he was a paki
don't like them simple as that

>>74974165
hello nigger

>>74974165
'sheed

>>74974129
lel. ignore the arse blasted paki. he's not british

alri lads

hate me job again

>>74974136
Yes

>>74974191
'ri juncker

>>74974165
it's one yank replying to himself

how many bucks could cuck chuck if chuck the cuck was cucked by bucks?

making a fucking arrangement

>post "The Tories are wankers" in random /r/unitedkingdom thread
>89 upvotes

ah yes

>>74974217
Sucky sucky five dorra

>>74974149
stop being jelly. The UK will never have the touristic potential as med countries have. They're sunnier, cheaper, more beautiful, and have better ruins.

Hallo /brit/! I'm just crafting dinner - and I don't mean the drink - for my loved one and I. Any good stories? Any happenings or hoppenings or hip-hip-hoororarings? The sky is dark, but my hearth is bright and warm. Rain has not lashed my windows for something of a hot second.

>>74974213
>not knowing about time between posts

h.ello reddit

>>74974231
$5 is like 100,000₫
I could buy a big box meal at KFC with extra ice tea for that

>>74974240
your entire country is a ruin mate ha ha

>>74974240
>Sun
>Good
>Cheaper AKA poorer
I don't want Britain to become a tourist shithole anyway

need an asian gf

pants smell like poo
should not have worn them 4 days in a row

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>>74974240
Hmm yeah the UK does absolutely shit in terms of getting money from tourism, doesn't it you mong?

>>74974240
>cheaper

wait until brexit is through

>>74974320
poopy pants haha

>>74974289
>I don't want Britain to become a tourist shithole anyway
It pretty much already is.

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>>74974240

Love Nige. Hate everyone else.
t. Half of /brit/

>>74974287
>>74974289
the man is looking to visit, not settle
however rich and successful the dreadful pile of mud and rocks you call an island is, it's still a dreadful pile of mud and rocks

>>74974331
>You will only have a growth rate of 1.7%!
Ah yes, we will be very poor.

>>74974321
>>74974337
Goes to show you how stupid the average tourist is. Paris and London are shitholes.

might take the redpill and start taking phenibut lads

>>74974362
>mud and rocks
so, land? not very smart are ya

I said a hip, a hop, a hip skip bippy the bop top the hobby and a scooby dop dibby you dont see the moogy when the weedman cometh cus he giveth and he taketh away

>>74974362
Are there still thousands of people crowding areas of your country trying to get out and into the UK?

Quite depressing the direction Britain is taking

His name was Seth rich, shadilay!

>>74974432
>Conservatives are cutting immigration and getting rid of all the socialist crap we once had
>Depressing

On day 15 of my water fast

Feeling great, all the toxins and carcinogens have been flushed out of my system and the old 3rd eye is in overdrive

tory manifesto is SHITE, it's something Ed Miliband would have liked

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>all these people arguing over which country is more depressing and has worse weather
>meanwhile its 30C+ every day here
get me off of this rock

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>>74974432
i'm not sure what you mean by this

if you like europe so much you can easily move there

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>conservatives are reducing immigration

>>74974455
>Conservatives are cutting immigration
Like they promised in 2010 and 2015?

Not going to fucking happen, mate. Even Gideon has admitted no one in the Tory party really wants to

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>>74974413
No, this is land.
>>74974429
are you talking about the migrants, the ones we protect you from because we actually respect the Touquet Accord?

>i'm not sure what you mean by this
>if you like europe so much you can easily move there
Why are Yanks so fucking retarded?

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>>74974455
>cutting immigration

Dumb runt

>>74974494
yes

How could this happen to me, I made my mistakes

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>>74974476
oh shit!

it's... a PUBE!

>>74974501
>Net migration
>Includes EU citizens which the UK literally isn't allowed to stop under EU law

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>are you talking about the migrants, the ones we protect you from because we actually respect the Touquet Accord?

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>>74974494
Looks gay

>>74974502
camps have been dismantled, the migrants spread into centers, but half of them have vanished
probably trying to cross illegally again

We won't need a fuel allowance, Marxist May is going to cap energy prices to make it affordable for all

>>74974523
And its also 50% non EU migrants which the UK can do whatever they want with but still don't reduce

They could hit their immigration targets or at least get very close just by reducing non EU migration and they've had around 7 years to do it, but they haven't

>>74974526
looks english

When are people going to realise that they're nothing more than a game to me

I'm just so fucking lonely, lads.

Don't know what to do with myself. I've tried getting a gf but circumstances are difficult. I had a bf at one point but that didn't work either.

Just want a qt little girl all to myself. Doesn't have to be sexual :(

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>>74974523
>implying the cuckservative party won't just import even more niggers and pakis once brexit has passed

>>74974547
Is that why your women love it?

I was absolutely TRILLING when I couldn't post on the 'chon yesterday lads

>>74974559
pathetic little twat

>>74974559
You can do it!

Need /pol/ to disappear

>>74974587
>>74974589
lol

Need /pol/ to stay

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Uh lads?

>>74974559
Since we are talking about our woes today, let me share mine.

I'm tired but I don't want to sleep. there are so many cool things to do out there but I just don't have the energy, but I have too much energy to sleep.

I just don't know what to do. Nothing is fun anymore.

>>74974530
Does you president's mum have a plan for this?
>>74974546
>>74974571
So post relevant information instead of the inflated exaggeration which literally can't be stopped, yet.

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>Need /pol/ to disappear

i'm 22 lads

in 10 years i'll be 32

mental

Ok then I'll go to the Netherlands
There's literally nothing bad about the Netherlands

>>74974587
Don't be rude, cunt.

>>74974589
Cheers.

>>74974604
Same as me. I get like 4/5 hours a day and feel like shit.

Need some young blood in my life.

>>74974622
It's extra comfy if you like cycling

>>74974628
Kratom

>>74974619
you're sitting at the computer

in 10 years you'll still be sitting at the computer

mental

Planning for the day at work:

>shitpost on 4chan
>couple of rounds of quickdraw
>town of salem

>>74974574
No woman like the dark and dreary castles of britain. They do like broken french english boys have when they come here. Just like your girls do like us when they come here as well.
>>74974608
Our president praised Merkel for her open doors to """refugees""" and has said on camera that we had entered an era of great migrations and that we could not avoid it. We're absolutely fucked.

thatcher had 5 hours sleep a day
youre not weaker than thatcher are you?

>>74974622
go to laos

They have made cuts to the health service, the schools, the disabled, the unemployed, and now they are coming for the pensioners

NASTY LITTLE TORIES

>>74974641
Its been made illegal in the UK :( So was another great drug that had similar effects..I think it was called Kava (or Cava?).

Fucking amazing. Depending on how much you took it could either be a stimulant or a relaxing. How fucking cool is that?

>>74974658
She literally become a mental case though. Brain turned to mush.

i've literally been up all night snorting coke, drinking beer after beer and chain smoking joints and fags because today is my day off but i have a really strange urge just to go into work anyway and ask my manager to let me work today and give me friday off even though i'm absolutely hammered... good idea or not?

controversial opinion: universal basic income is a death sentence

digibyte lads?

>>74974650
hopefully it'll be a nicer computer though

>>74974654
I'm genuinely sorry. Good luck

Ah yes, the British race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5x8yPLhI9U

wish i was good at maths

Refugees, they take all our money

Refugees, they sleep with my mummy

>>74974670
I've been up for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

None of you NEET runts has ever known a rush like that.

>>74974499
if you like europe so much then why don't you marry it

>>74974711
alri Lauren

>>74974711
Why

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>I've been up for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

>>74974660
Scroungers*
>>74974661
Dark net

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hmmm... offtoworklad hasn't posted yet....

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Friendly reminder these feel amazing around your willy. You need to lube up the edges and make sure there are no faulty sharp plastic bits sticking out though because those are an instant cut if you're not careful

Overall I'd rate them 8/10 because they feel amazing, are a little tight and squeeze your thick and are cheap (6 x 3 for 50 euros). You can fuck them like 8 times before they stretch to the point where they don't feel tight around your cock anymore

>>74974735
Where did I say I did, you stupid nigger?

>>74974737
???
>>74974738
maths nerds get better jobs
i've some sort of disability with maths, never really managed to get a grasp on it

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>a dead man calls god dead

Work hard. Pay tax. Save. Buy house.

Then give it all to the Tories to fund tax cuts fir the rich.

other Viet, where you at?

>>74974755
>i don't like the direction the UK is going in

obviously you're a europhile who hates brexit

what else could you be

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>>74974799
jog on chinky

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>>74974738
oh it's you

hi

the e-girlfriend blocked me

>>74974775
>maths nerds get better jobs
Law, business (finance), and medicine barely cover math past Calc 100 and are some of the highest quality mass-number professions.

I don't know a single math major doing well in life. It's one of the most overrated degrees with a lot of prestige because it's "hard". You either excel, get a PhD and end up as a professor, or you get locked out of the progression chain at a prior level and end up panicking and getting a job that pays poor and barely relates to math. Just like Philosophy.

Tories aren't human.

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Emberassed to show my body desu

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>>74974819
alri

>>74974823
yeah but maths nerds get to be pilots and astronauts

>>74974803
>this is what happens when yanks try to engage their grey matter

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Daily toil in 13 minutes

>>74974851
kanye is the last warrior of christ

If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told you that you looked good as I walked away

>>74974851
Any news?

Highs of 14 degrees today. Going to bloody melt.

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>>74974855
i got you figured out bud

know you better than you know yourself

>>74974853
If you want to be an astronaut then take mech engineering, maybe do a masters in something soft like leadership studies at a top-ranking military college, and then join the Air Force. You don't really have to be great at math for that.

>>74974883
it's a boy

Not turned up for work all week lol, reckon I'm probably sacked at this point

>>74974899
>you don't need to be great at math to do me
hmmm, maybe at your community college in canada

runt from work hasn't been in for days, I hope they sack him

>>74974883
Japan monarchy: Princess Mako to lose royal status by marrying commoner

In terms of my news I'm teaching kids Enrish in a boggy Nam City

>>74974894
You're a thick nigger who jumps to conclusions then embarrasses himself trying to act smart.

Go play with the cops, you blubbering wreck

>>74974919
what city?

>>74974913
is this peak american humour?

just sacked my poo for being smelly

>>74974913
I do memechanical and the hardest maths you need to do is no harder than further maths a level if you only do the compulsory maths modules lol

You've got to be ok at maths but not a Wiz kid x

>>74974931
not sure why you thought that post was a joke

>>74974919
Mako did nothing wrong

>>74974930
Northern one
>>74974942
Facts

i couldn't even do year 8 algebra

fucking dyscalculia

>>74974921
a bit testy are we

heheh, looks like i hit the nail on the head

>>74974937
I don't care what you're doing at york uni mate, sorry

Is the Canadian who said being blacked is a right of passage for hot women here? Because I think I agree and I would like to discuss the subject further

differential fartulus

>>74974921
this. ignore yanks. worse than leafs and aussies

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/thomas-edison-winston-churchill-sleeping-habits-2015-2
interesting read on sleeping habits of famous people
newton and da vinci did that polyphasic thing where you take naps every few hours rather than 1 big sleep

>>74974966
t. Didn't even do me and thinks he knows what it actually is

Nice try sweaty

got offered a last minute dj slot for tonight, on after bands so I don't even start until after 11, hoping it's going to be fun

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>got offered a last minute dj slot for tonight, on after bands so I don't even start until after 11, hoping it's going to be fun

>>74974990
post your soundcloud

Tricked this mong into thinking he's got a DJ slot

When he turns up me and the lads are gonna nick his laptop

>>74974984
don't care what you're doing at x city uni mate

just made every single post on 4chan

CON 45% (-1)
LAB 32% (+2)
LD 8% (-3)
UKIP 6% (+1)

Marxist May has fucked it

Alexa, start my 'wank on the couch' playlist

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I am planning to travel to Belfast during this summer vacation. Is Northern Ireland a good place to trip?

>>74975019
LABOUR SURGE

>>74974990
post a scanned copy of your birth certificate

>>74975017
all you

>>74975016
alri liam

>>74975042
It might not be doxxable if his name is like Dj shark laser or something, worth an ask

>>74974946
I'm assuming not Hanoi
Hai Phong, Bac Giang, Thanh hoa?
how is it in the north there? I was considering going to a city near Hanoi but decided against it
I've heard the people are not very nice up north and its a bit more dire.

>>74975052
alri

going to have a think about my past actions

>>74975056
It's none of those and yes it's definitely dire anyway i'm off to 'work' now m8 cyaz

>>74975035
Protestant or Catholic?

business idea: move to vietnam and become the next thailad except ill be vietlad

>>74975060
what's your endgame?

>>74975081
business idea: this but go by 'vietfam'

>>74975073
why did you go somewhere so isolated?
are you close to Hanoi at least?

>>74974955
Wide of the mark more like, Tyrone

>>74975083
trying my best while having some fun

>>74975081
you can stay in my house in exchange for 'services'

>>74975101
that's good to hear mate

>>74975097
Why did you choose Vietnam over Thailand?

>>74975124
Thailand doesn't interest me that much
its too touristy and more expensive, plus the pay isn't as good and you use squiggly letters

i'm british living in australia but nobody calls me auslad

I'm new zealander living in new zealand but nobody calls me nzlad

>>74975139
Depends where you go, not sure about the pay for teachers t?bh

It's more first world apparently, I'm still yet to visit Vietnam though so..

imagine unironically living in south east asia or australia

absolute dire lads

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>>74975075
Atheist

>>74975172
where do you live?

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>Atheist

could easily batter thai nonce into a pulp

business idea: invent 4chan

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https://youtu.be/Pueh5IcRi2U

>>74974015
Modafinl, Armodafinil, Dexamphetamine.

This shit is abused like crazy by academics and politicians and shit.

what's a good entry-level coffee? want to try drinking it

>>74975283
make some tea then take a piss in it

enjoy ur coffee

>>74975270
yeah they don't increase motivation, just your ability to focus m8

>>74975283
Do you mean like which beans or which style like cappuccino etc.?

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doing a poo lads haha

>>74975283
rasheed

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>Unironically voting Corbyn because the entire media blatantly wants May to win and the Tories aren't even fucking trying.

My postal vote is for a tory safe seat, so really it means nothing, but fuck me dead the media having Mays fucking cock rammed down it's throat despite shes basically the shittiest politician in Parliament next to Diane Abbott is fucking annoying as fuck.

You can tell the media just wants Corbyn gone so they can once again raise up Blair as the saviour of the UK.

>>74975303
nah I said coffee mate not tea
>>74975311
flat whites, cappuchinos etc. have no idea what those terms mean
beans would be interesting to know too

>>74975309
And by allowing you to focus strongly on an issue and not be distracted, they give you motivation to keep continuing to focus on your work.

>UAE has no income tax, 5% VAT and 55% corporation tax

thoughts?

>>74974980
>newton and da vinci did that polyphasic thing where you take naps every few hours rather than 1 big sleep

This is what I did when I was unemployed but it completely fucked me when I re-entered the workforce.

>>74975371
>>74975371

>>74975337
Perhaps a cafe latte, it's like the smirnoff ice of coffee, gay but undeniably nice tasting.

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>>74974995
What do you DJ?

>>74975355
Have you ever tried any of them? modafinil just makes me get into really autistic arguments on 4chan for 15 hours in a row

daily reminder white dick was MADE for brown / black / yellow pussy

>15" calves

JUST