/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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ebonics edition

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>the year of our lord 2015 + 2
>no finngol gf

it's just not fair boys, it's just not fair

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easy test but i am literally training to become a shakespeare scholar so

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this man comes up to your gf and puts her in a choke hold.
what do you do?

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>>74970561

>your gf
>your

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these tests are 100% bullshit

>>74970561
she loves being chocked and i love being cucked so i guess it's a win-win

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>i am literally training to become a shakespeare scholar

tfw brainlet and only got top 1%

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>>74970561
hide behind my umbrella

>>74970590
>mad because my government pays me money to study dick jokes

Could go for some weed desu

>>74970604

why are old snapshots from the mid 1900's so comfy

>>74970614
*takes a fat bong rip in front of you*

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>>74970333
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOAT??
WANNA GO TO HORTON'S, GET COFFEE, WATCH SOME ICE HOOKEY, AND THEN GO HOME TO SOME KRAFT'S MAC AN CHEESE?

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>>74970622
Less non-whites.

>>74970633
>KRAFT'S MAC AN CHEESE?

it's called kraft dinner

you flaming homosexual

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>smoking weed

>>74970656
Damn, guess I've got to work on my Canadian accent before I infiltrate.

>Some hourly associate called in sick Saturday so I have to go in for a couple of hours, possibly more if the test results don't finish in time.
HAHAHA I LOVE BEING SALARIED

>>74970643
snowflake

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>>74970679
Soot

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don't even think about talking to me before my morning timmies run

>7:30 PM
>morning

second cup > tim horton's

>>74970733
this

>>74970722
I'm giving you a warning ahead of time. don't make me repeat it

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>>74970542
I've taken about 2 higher education English courses in my 4 years of college.

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>>74970622
after searching "rain street photography" and "rain street photography candid"
I think modern photographers
>aren't as good (since more people = more less experienced people)
>focus on a single subject
>use a bit too much editing
>good pictures from the past will outlive the bad ones
I think pic related is relatively similar in terms of comfy and it's probably current century. Also older cameras didn't capture color as well, so it's possible it created a palette rather than capturingan entire patternless spectrum,

*my chocolate friend drives by me on the street*
>haha ay yo dumbass cracka what choo listenin' to on them big ass headphones?
I tell him I'm listening to the Original SoundTrack of my favorite anime, Shingeki no Kyojin.
>nigga what the fuck you said?
I smile and shake my head just a little, humbled again by my low-IQ compatriot. I practice my code-switching and tell him it's "a real dope beat from a Chinese cartoon".
*the chocolate man turns to the other chocolate fellow in his passenger seat*
>ahaha this nigga's listening to some gay cartoon shit
*they both laugh at me*
I consider losing my temper, but it's water off my back. I know they're too simple to appreciate true music as opposed to gorilla sounds over harsh drums and banging on a keyboard. So, I bid them goodbye, with a "farewell my nigga" and their favorite gang sign.

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>Try to read
>It's fucking boring
Help everything sucks

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>my favorite anime, Shingeki no Kyojin

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wtf is a jejune

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>>74970842
I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.
Here's how I did it.
>Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

>Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

>Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

>It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

>Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

>Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

>So, I bid them goodbye, with a "farewell my nigga" and their favorite gang sign
fuckin savage

>>74970855
It's you

Why would shakespeare have a larger vocabulary than modern white collar workers? Is this proof modern society is purely degenerate in all aspects?

got 29800 or something on the vocab test
I have never taken a (serious) post-secondary English course

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CYHLWnyg

what's the best brass instrument to learn? I'm thinking trumpet

>>74970959
saxophone

>>74970959
Sousaphone

>>74970965
this.

bust out careless whisper and you'll be drowning in pussy

>>74970965
>>74970981
Sax is a woodwind ya ding-a-ling

are trumpets good to start playing jazz music?

>>74971007
The state of the South everyone

did someone link us to /soc/ or something?

>>74971004
As good as any instrument lmao

There are obviously a lot of famous jazzmen who were trumpeters but that doesn't mean it's better or worse for the playing or learning of jazz

>>74971007
what

>>74971007
bit gay

>>74971007
do believe this was a joke

what the FUCK, why are trumpets so expensive

>>74971068
just get a guitar instead
dad rawk is fun to play along with

>>74971068
you can get a learner's trumpet for like $100 wtf r u on about

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE
YOU BETTER GRAB YOUR HAT
YOU KNOW I LIVE THAT KINDA HOBO STYLE

>>74971090

I already have 3 guitars

What is wrong in this sentence? It's from the grammar test https://www.arealme.com/online-english-grammar-test/en/ , last question.

"The Queen arrived at the castle with the King by her side, in a dress adorned with hand-sewn embroidered flowers."
I think embroidered should be removed. Am I right?

>>74970518
I took the test a few times. I think I always got ebonics.

>>74971102
you can never have enough guitars

>>74971068
If you don't even know how to play yet just buy a cheap one

Instruments are very specialized tools of craft. There's not a huge market for them and they require a lot of technical expertise and money to produce. Do the math

>>74971102
If you can't learn to play the guitar what makes you think you'll learn to play the trumpet

>>74971100

I looked it up online, and some link directed to ebay with trumpets being $400+

>>74971116
That comma seems out of place but embroidered is redundant with hand sewn.

>>74971129

who says I dont know how to play the guitar?

>>74971122

Im running out of space in my room

German is more retarded than I expected...
Like, how the fuck are you even supposed to pronounce schutss??
It has the shitty organization of english with the retarded genders of spanish...

>>74971152
I say

>>74971134
https://www.amazon.com/Mendini-Cecilio-MTT-L-Trumpet-Gold/dp/B00I8QJWJI/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1495076038&sr=8-3&keywords=trumpet&th=1

I'm looking at this one to learn on. $600 sounds like a good price for a top kino instrument for performers, but this one is fine for practice or low-key performance

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somehow tricked 4chan into letting me post twice within a minute

>>74971188

http://www.ebay.com/itm/LADE-LT-10-Alloy-Bb-Beginner-Trumpet-with-Mouthpiece-Shoulder-Strap-Gloves-Case-/382021032348?hash=item58f23a599c:g:w4wAAOSwA3dYT1vO

>>74971207
your ip address changed

>>74971245
no it didn't

>>74971207
i like it when the captcha solves itself automagically

I've never wanted a gf as bad as I do right now

>>74971155
>schutss
Do you mean schutz or stuss or another word?

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I didn't say hi to the girl I had a crush on today, and she wanted to talk to me

>>74971297
nofap was invented by the jews to trick redditors into getting married

dumb goyim

>>74971297
It's not because I want sex. I've actually started wanted a gf more after I lost my virginity. Sad times.

>>74971318
The Jews want white people to stay single and childless.

>>74971318
already been married boi
done with that shit
although, we're still married but i have a qt so whatever

>>74971137
Should it be
"The Queen arrived at the castle in a dress adorned with hand-sewn embroidered flowers, with the King by her side."
?

>>74970541
>when there is roads

>>74971390

the invisible hand will fix all grammar mistakes

>>74971376
The Queen, in a dress adorned with hand-sewn embroidered flowers, arrived at the castle with the King by her side.

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Anyone else tired of this airline cellphone videos meme?

>>74971409
This makes sense. Thx

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I said she looked like an anime character, and when she asked why I told her it's because she's so flat she's two dimensional

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It's a dangling participle. It's unclear who is wearing the dress because of the awkward placement of the participial phrase. An unambiguous phrasing would be:

"The Queen, in a dress adorned with hand-sewn embroidered flowers, arrived at the castle with the King by her side."

Of course we assume the Queen is the one wearing the dress because of norms etc., but the content of the sentence itself doesn't make this explicit.

>>74971137
Machine embroidery is a thing

>>74971028
florida?

>>74970990
mine's brass desu

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>>74971407
>when you realize Mario is communist propaganda about the Workers rising up and defeating the invisible hand of Capitalism

name a better beer than rolling rock

>>74971454
It's an instrument made of brass but it's not a brass instrument like it is a woodwind instrument.

>>74971447
i like women with the body of 12 year old boy too

>>74971303
I mean the german word for "Good Bye"
>Stuss is a word

>>74971458

leinenkugel

>>74971456

but thats just a theory

>he thinks he knows what the jews want
take it from me, goyim. you don't know shit. go swallow a red pill

>>74971458
mostly anything

>>74971450
Replying to >>74971116

Californians aren't human

>>74971458
Tequila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdDse20abI&index=3&list=PLovmNPFNDG8EA0Q4yufX8cj_JSbOH3kY3

anime sounds good in brass band desu

>>74971318
>Having sex is a jewish conspiracy
>Not having sex is a jewish conspiracy
Fucking /pol/

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>>74971520

>>74971496

rude

Been doing 40 squats, 40 push ups, and 40 crunches every day for two weeks now. When am I going to get /fit/?

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CAN'T understand a word these sunburnt wastrels say.

Traps aren't Gay

does this normally happen in software if it was made in japan? It's a readme.txt
>@UTAU‚Æ‚ÍWindowsŒü‚¯‰Ìº‡¬ƒ\ƒtƒgƒEƒFƒA‚Å‚·B
>@ƒTƒ“ƒvƒŠƒ“ƒO‚3‚ꂽ‰1ºƒ‰ƒCƒuƒ‰ƒŠ‚ðŒ3‚ɉ̥‚ð‘g‚Ý—§‚Ä‚é‹@”\‚ðŽ‚¿A

Seems like El HaitiANO got a new proxy. Filtering Bahamas now.

>>74971577
>filtering the truth
literally hitler

So we have a meme illuminated bridge in Montreal now.

I didn't get to see it live but I'll probably see it soon, hopefully it looks cool.

quintessential Connetigay post

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>>74971563
Which island friendo? Also pic related was funny good job.

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>>74971579

>>74971496
wrong

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femdom isnt gay either

>>74971611
that was the best weekend of the year so far. stupid rich people being miserable warms my heart

>>74971620
>low testosterone

>>74971638
>low intelligence

>>74971574
you lack the japanese unicode

>>74971646
>likes getting his boipucci tickled

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I want to get playfully slapped

>>74971611
That was a private event, we had nothing to do with it.
It's all on Ja rule and his buddies, we had to clean it up and run damage control though.
>>74971620
My man, real men want small cutesy women to dominate them, knowing that you're stronger than them and submitting anyway makes it so good.

I am smashed wtf

>>74971665
>likes sex only for the purpose of procreation and only in misonary

i want a lesbian to rape me to death

>>74970518
>>74970542
Link meme test

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fyi

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>>74971482
You mean Tschüss? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tR3tNQf2xY

>>74971450
I chose "misplaced modifier" because it sounded good. I think it was right because I got the rating "Language god".

http://www.chompchomp.com/terms/misplacedmodifier.htm
>Modifiers are words, phrases, or clauses that add description to sentences
I guess " in a dress adorned with hand-sewn embroidered flowers" is a misplaced clause.

>>74971676
what have you been drinking tonight young man

>>74971683
where did i take this test

>>74971464
Stop posting this cat

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Hi anon! Talk to me!

femdom is gay

>>74971728
wrong

>>74971710
https://www.arealme.com/american-english-test/en/

>>74971686
http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/
i think its this

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Hi

>>74971722
Are you a guy roleplaying as a girl?

femdom is between a man and a woman, it's the opposite of gay

traps arent gay, because it's about their feminininity

>>74971722
Hi there, we've had some suspicious activity in the area. What do you got in that backpack little lady? Hands on your head, this is a strip search

>>74971758
nice

>>74971758
too skinny

i can't cum unless i'm choking the shit out of her and screaming "die whore" at the top of my lungs

fact: times when i view femdom coincide with times i view more homosexual pornography

therefore both are gay

>83% British English
>83% American English
>55% Australian English

I knew Canada was a meme, but WEW

>>74971553
I would also like to know, seems like a meme to me

I'm a 18 year old bad bitch with a sex addiction

Gay porn isnt really even gay desu, nothing gay about bromance

Porn featureing muscular women is the gayest thing in the worlf

>>74971819
its a meme
girls like a little squish, reminds them of their dad

even i can't get off to muscular woman

>>74971827
I'm a 38 year old teen snitch teaching sex education

>>74971553
You have to run 4 kilometres as well

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Can brainlets ever hope to compete?

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Both make sense to me.

I just now realized that every flag poster is an attention whoring meme poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

wish this was my head

>>74971865
Left is correct. Right would've been correct if it was "Every hiker climbed THE hill."

ramen noodles
>last forever
>hot and steamy
gf
>leaves you
>smells funny

>>74971857
it's gay as fuck exactly
>>74971871
that's not gay as an exception

>>74971865
its the first one

>>74971865
I think it's the left one. Would "every hiker climbed the hill" be better for the right one?

Is scat the worst fetish?

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I thought the whole fidget spinner thing was a joke

my extraflags dont shoe up for half my posts

>>74971857
>>74971728
these are me btw

>>74971905
Pretty sure cannibalism and pedophilia are worse.

93% british
85% australian
52% american

alri

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yeah ive seen sherlock this seems about right

>>74971866
Mississippi wasnt
>>74971919
cannibalism isnt a fetis is it?

>>74971865
the second. From the perspective of each of the hikers they're climbing their own hill.

They only know they're climbing the same hill once they all reach the summit. If this were a contest and the rules said "Each hiker must climb a hill" they'd all be on the right side of the rules.

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>>74971916
who's laughing now, neurotypical?

>>74971905
isn't it okay since the G3RM@N1C EVROPA @R@YASSSS like it

what about cross dress or trap or sissy or whatever its called

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNaIGq4IMI

>>74971930
LIMEYS OUT

>>74971660
th-thanks senpai (*^.^*)

>>74971930
You're faking it. Canucks mostly use the same slang as Americans.
>>74971931
kys
t. 100% American

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>>74971880
>>74971887
>>74971888
But why? Also is it 2 in the case of pic related? If so, why?

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HALSEY
A
L
S
E
Y

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>>74971934
>cannibalism isnt a fetis is it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
Drink from the fountain of knowledge anon
>Germans

>>74971954
>You're faking it. Canucks mostly use the same slang as Americans.
t. been to toronto once

>>74971945
germans are disgusting

>>74971956
I think this one is the same way. The article "a" or "an" implies their own in these situations, but the article "the" implies only one in these situations. It's a bit sticky I guess

>>74971954
your gay

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74971956
yes its the second one
idk why just trust me

>>74971954
We have these people on 4chan who LARP as /brit/

she'll be right mates just gotta skid off to the sunshine coast in my monaro, chucked a sickie on my absolute bludgeon of a boss, me and chazza are gonna rip some absolute sick as waves, gonna be a right scorcher this weekend too

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>uni offering free A's game tickets
>show up 10 minutes before they plan to give them out, already a huge line
>they only bought 10 tickets

i hate this place

>>74971956
"A hill" implies they each climbed separate hills.
"The hill" would imply that they climbed the same hill.
"The" is used when talking about a specific thing.
"Each member of the family owned a house" implies they owned separate houses.
"Each member of the family owned the house" implies they share ownership of a specific house.

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>>74971987
>1. Chinese

>>74971931
Link

Pretty fucking hot buds

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>>74972012

>>74971456
Fuck off Mat Pat

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>>74972023
This is unnatural

>>74972006
>stil being in school
why

>>74972006
>>they only bought 10 tickets
thats fucked
should run a raffle if its that few

>>74972006
There there anon

>>74972032

shitty quarter system

we start in late september, get out early june

>>74972023
i'm freezing my balls off here

Oi lads I'm from Alberta gotta toss out the rubbish 'fore I's can head off ta the green n' play some footie with the lads else me mum gonna get er knickers in a twist

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>>74972029
Now make it say Mongolian to connect with your ancestors

>>74972031
73°F over here

How about you

>>74972044
What fucking state are you in?

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>thinking i'm actually from alberta

>>74972048
no ill get a dna test and get 150% mongolian 20% chinese

>>74972049
>wat is F?
More than 86 degrees of thine units of measure.

>>74972049
montana
its 40 degrees right now

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really wanted to go to that game

>>74972075
what game is it?

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>tfw your only squad mates at PUBG are horrible and spend most of their time in-game fucking around and trying to find boost spots instead of looting roaming and hunting people
>tfw they always end up dying while doing stupid stuff
>tfw always have to requeue

>>74972085

A's/Red Sox

why do americans get really angry when canadians don't emulate them exactly but when we do anything similar you saw we're a US state and that we should be annexed because we're "not a real country"

bizarre

>boreball
>snoreball
>snoozeball
>ZZZball
>dullboll
>sleepstick
>luckswing

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I should have stayed sober today
I just feel more sad now

why do canadians think they arent already US vassal states

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This must be the 5th time I get ebonics. I wonder why.

>>74972007
I see.

https://my.mixtape.moe/uvhbbw.mp4
this guy comes to your moped and asks you to put this bomb in your scooter what to do?

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>>74972097
>they say we are the exact same as them but they also hate us

>>74972095
>memeball
you'll be fine

>>74972097
example>>74972110

>>74972097
Because Canadians mostly speak like Americans and leafs that say otherwise online are LARPing. Canadian English is just American English without Webster's spelling changes.

74972105

dumb commieposter

Alberta should be forcibly annexed by the United States

>canadians mostly speak like ameri-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

>>74972122
We don't hate you. You hate us and we want you to recognize that you are a meme of a country that exists solely to prevent further American expansion.

alberta is actually montana in disguise

>>74972148
ur actually a qt in disguise :3

>>74972146

sounds like a wannabe scotsman

>>74972156
aww bromance <3

montana is ACTUALLY alberta in disguise

only reason montana exists is so southern albertans can get cheap shit from costco

>>74972146
Literally just sounds like someone from backwoods Appalachia.

>>74972146
It's like listening to a Cajun speak human.

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>>74972139
I'll forcibly annex your bum
>>74972137
not so fast comrade

>>74972167
It's too Irish

>>74972162
<3

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>>74972167
>this damage control

no american accent actually sounds like that, while most people in nfld and the maritimes in general have a similar, if not as thick, accent

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>leafs dont have costco

guys we did it
the homo aint posting here anymore

tfw no Cajun gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeR7Ljv_tPc

>>74972119
let him blow it up, fuck mopeds

>>74972165
you guys blend in so easily
only way to tell whos a canuk is to check their license plates

>>74972188
we do have costco, it's just cheaper to go down to the states if you live near the border

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>>74972147
I have never met a Canadian who legitimately hated the US who wasn't some butthurt immigrant, lefty fag or French-Canadian.

>we have a few strange minority accents which means we're different than you
Face it, most Canadians speak with a General American accent. Stop pretending to be different. The only difference is you use metric and bag your milk.

californian accent is the best accent

>canadians have to cross the boarder for a quality bargain
sad!

St. Pierre is FRANCE faggot. I feel disgusted enough that I have to embrace a fucking shit leaf beside my name here. We have nothing to do with your shit North American culture.

>>74972217
shea bra, like, how can other states even compete?

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>>74972217

WE DONT HAVE ACCENTS

Yo bro I'm, like, hella wasted

>>74972206
That's 26% too much

>>74972189
I'm still here tho?

>>74972230
>illiterate retard detected

leaf accents are very regional

if you're from the lower mainland of BC, southern ON, southern alberta, you sound basically the same as someone from yankistan. northern albertans, and other people from the prairies sound like minnesotans, interior british columbians, some manitobans, and northern ontarians have the stereotypical leaf accent, while maritimers sound kinda irish, especially in newfoundland

people from the territories generally sound like people from the prairies

saying everyone in canada sounds like an american is like saying everyone in america has a californian accent

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WE'RE NOT ALL SURFERS

Regional accents are dying in North America and being replaced with General American.

>>74972243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1imURSOw4uX
uh?

ho mi ho me me ho me ho me me ho me ho
awoooooo

Why do Californians say "hella" and "like" so much?

>bro lets go crush some fish tacos

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>>74972271
>imblyig
Odale vato, la raza Aztlan pinche puta madre.

>>74972289
it's like, hella hip

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redpill me about valley girls

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>>74972264
Buuuuuut duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

>>74972289
when i hear people say hella i cringe
like is just like normal for us now like we grew up with it so we're just like accustomed to it by now
>>74972297
>bhutan being relevant
that's surprising

>>74972301

like british slags but even more annoying

Second generation immigrants who have a noticeably different accent from an average American are rare. Third generation immigrants who have different accents are almost nonexistent.

>>74972289
hella is more of a norcal thing and I don't think its so common anymore
I don't even have an explanation why we say like. its just a convenient placeholder I guess, our own replacement for "um" maybe

>>74972301
spoiled rich sluts that are from a literal valley
does that answer your question?

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>>74972323
gringos muy mal!!! jajajajajaja

>>74972301
>>74972320
>>74972335
stop it my mom was a valley girl

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>>74972335
stop being mean

its not mean if its the truth

>>74972346
This is why we need to take the children from new immigrants and teach them to be American

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>>74972323
>watching that Scripps spelling bee deal on the TV
>some poo kid goes up to spell
>has an indian accent
>born in the USA and homeschooled
Imagine how shit your life is to be homeschooled to the point you have an accent lmao

>>74972251
Yet I'm responding to your post. Fuck leafs are so pathetic.Uncultured, dumb people. As cucked as Sweden too.

If we annex Mexico, we won't have a problem with Mexicans because they'll stop existing. They'll just be southern Americans.

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This is the ideal californian woman. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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>>74972189
????

How to get youtube views:
>Title the video "10 facts/secrets you didn't know about X"
>Find a google screenshot of X
>Place a small red circle literally anywhere on the screenshot with a big red arrow pointing to it
>Save the picture and make it the thumbnail
>Go to the wiki for X, find ten random articles and read the trivia section, then pick one point from each and put it in video format
>Upload to Jewlube
>Profit
No thanks necessary

drove for the first time in 2 years by myself for a few miles
soon

>>74972386
Why don't you drive?

>>74972377
I prefer the plastic korean exchange girls that attend UCSD

The only girl from the Valley that I've ever met was a huge slut.

>>74972381
>Profit
having trouble with this part

>>74972386
i love driving
do you not have your license

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ITT: people that are LITERALLY you

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>>74972370
>meanwhile he's so cucked the leaf is his flag not whatever dumb shit he LARPs as

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>>74972415

>>74972346
that land was legally granted to us by the government of mexico in the 1840s I don't understand these people

>>74972401
you've basically met them all

>>74972402
It's not hard if you follow all the steps

i bought an onahole

>>74972423
The mentally impaired are incapable of understanding the Right of Conquest

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>>74972386
Big deal I've been driving everyday for ten years now kiddo.

>>74972423
Also makes no sense because these are immigrant retards from some distant part of Mexico or Honduras not descendants of the beaners who lived there.

>>74972432
did you get one of those nice ones thats supposed to be a famous animoo

>>74972418
I'm French in St. Pierre yet I get stuck with this pathetic leaf flag. Don't associate France with your shit North American culture. You people are subhuman trash.

>>74972444
dont think so i just picked a 20$ one from jlist

never heard an honest to god valley girl with the accent and everything desu

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>>74972415

OFFICIAL LIST OF WHERE SLUTS LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA POWER RANKINGS
1a. Los Angeles
1b. The Valley
2. Orange County
3. Huntington Beach
4. Riverside
.
.
.
900000001. San Diego

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powerful

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>quebec will rise again

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>>74972445
>inbred subhuman peasant from St. Pierre talking shit
Keep shoving those cods up yer ass

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>>74972445
Nice LARP retard they have their own flag on here.

>>74972462

t. San Diego

>>74972458

doubt

my name is Quetzalcoatl and I am here to rape your women

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>>74972491
>>74972491
>>74972491

I wanted to make the new thread cara edition but i cant make threads idk why

>>74972391
I've been driving since I was 15 with a permit, but unfortunate events happened and I stopped. Also became a shut-in for a long while after tbqh. Not a big deal now, though.
>>74972408
I actually quite like driving too.
>>74972439
Driving in Canada:
>straight line
>avoid geese drinking Tim Horton's on the road
pssh

>>74972498
gee I wonder

>>74972462
>2. Orange County
>3. Huntington Beach
ummm

>>74972462
Isn't "the valley" just the place where they put all the mexicans?