Hello ladies ;) edition
Belgium
dumb thread
Women like sexist douches though
>>74967463
if this is true i would be a good bf. give me my fukcing gf now
>>74967400
buy a new monitor if that seems light blue to you
>>74967507
Young women do, because they don't know any better yet.
fuck /dixie/
>>74967517
*gives you a gf*
treat her gently haha
>>74967532
Older women do too
>>74967533
Dixie is still a thing? Why
>>74967523
i think you need the new monitor or to relearn your colors
imagine the type of faggot male who uses the word sexist unironically
would punch such a "man" in the head on sight
>>74967507
And then they complain about after the initial part of the relationship. Repeat the cycle a half dozen times or so.
What is /cum/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
I can't believe that sexism is still a problem in the 21st century.
>>74967607
sexy-ist
>>74967630
My sister getting fucked by Chad
>>74967607
m8 just try disrespecting women near me and I'll shatter your fucking jaw
*punches your fucking head*
>>74967637
Ikr France didn't even elect a FEMALE president, uggh it's 2017!
disrespect women 2017
>>74967642
What is Brussels like?
>>74967591
the point was that getting 24.4 x 13.7 sized square of bright light into my eyes is not really ideal
crucial poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12987625
>>74967681
sexy-ist
Hola
I wish anime was real
>>74967669
>Le Penis
>female
think again
>>74967678
i've never respected women
t. have three sisters no brothers
>>74967662
>insult a woman
It's beatdown!
time!
>been thinking about my life recently and that maybe I should reconsider the direction that I'm going
>like go back to school full time while its not too late, cut back severely on the hours I'm at my part time job to the point where I'd probably get let go
>mom says its probably a bit too late for that, and that I should slowly take afternoon and evening community college classes in my free time while still doing my job
>boss drops the bombshell that he's leaving in december and that he's aiming for me to take his place, making me full time and the only guy in my field in the building.
I'm at a clear crossroads in my life and I'm so conflicted. On one hand if I went back to school I'd be extremely focused on what I need to do for 4-5 years, have social opportunities, become smrt, but then when I'm out I'll be lost again and may have spent 5 years on nothing. On the other hand right now I have a head start on my work and experience, but probably no time to do anything else.
I literally cant stop thinking about what I'm going to do with myself in the future.
What do you think, cum?
Sorry for the blog.
>>74967699
Bebi of course
>>74967703
Get the h*ck out of my face
i dont vote on captcha polls
>>74967721
can't take your posts seriously
>>74967724
i wasnt talking to you
>>74967731
I don't either
>>74967731
Same.
>>74967721
just buy a gun
>>74967523
It's light blue. You might be color blind, anon.
>>74967681
Dark I guess, It's 2 am and I need to sleep so sorry can't do an exposition
The central square is nice I guess and the Atomium is cool
I don't get the pissing boy meme
who is the best /cum/poster and why is it me
Is weed really legal in California? I'm 19 and travelling there next summer and I would like to test it.
Which is the best way to buy it?
sorry
>>74967721
Would you like to be the boss for a while? Never too late to go to school desu. I'd suggest at least getting some sort of degree because it opens up a lot of doors for you
Hard choice desu
>>74967784
oregon has better weed and pricing
>>74967762
i know its light blue...
the point was that getting 24.4 x 13.7 sized square of bright light into my eyes is not really ideal
i dont know if you have a 6 inch lappy but my getting bright light from my 28" monitor is not ideal
>>74967784
Yes
Go to the weed store
>>74967784
You have to be 21
>>74967784
Yes, but the smoking age in California as raised to 21 earlier in the year. Go to Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Maine, or Massachusetts.
>>74967703
still feeling for her?
elliot rodger is my god
Fuck Nintendo for promoting good cop stereotypes.
>>74967813
>>74967817
>>74967808
>>74967810
Thanks for information.
Your alcohol age limit is also stupid though.
sorry
might start praying to elliot rodger
>>74967905
i dont think so, kids cannot handle alcohol or have good decision making
we must adhere to his teachings
>>74967905
>Caliphornia
You should have to be 25 to be able to buy a firearm
>>74967810
>20 cigarettes to a pack
>16 cigarettes on his hands
the fool
interesting how /r9k/ promotes elliot as the saint he is but /pol/ loves to talk shit about dylan roof
shows who the real cucks are
>>74967316
anything up to a moose or grizzly bear, ideally
it doesn't have to blow it away in one shot i know that's not really possible but what is light weight that you could carry, i can't think of much that would fill this role
elliot My Lord
>>74968006
Grizzlies and moose both require high calibres to kill tbqh
>>74968030
yes i'm aware, i'm just trying to think of something that would work as a decent bare minimum that would at least have a chance of saving you from the dangerous big game animals
a pump shotgun is fairly light weight, but you dont get much capacity out of a short barreled shotgun, but i suppose 4 3" slugs should be enough
interesting how the thread dies just like that
>>74967558
Yeah, fair enough.
Honestly lots of people are pretty stupid though. Always willing to follow their genitals when it comes to relationships.
so thurston county poster removed the posts he made
so they might have been legit, there was only one post with the same text on soc on 12th day
Miss me?
i hope there's no r*dditors in this general, fat atheist fgts need to get rape
quite enjoy myself a browse on the ol' reddit
/cum/ has been quite slow as of late, if we had to invite one (1) country temporarily to liven things up who would it be? Keep in mind acronyms.
>>74968162
united kingdom
>>74967738
>>74967761
thanks
>>74967794
Being the boss is good and all but I dont know. I mean I'm fucking 20 and this was my first ever job I got 4 months ago. I wanted experience in the field first and foremost.
I feel like I'm too young, dumb, and immature to have a demanding full time job like this already.
Maybe I'm just looking for a way out like a pussy and need to get my shit together but I dont want to turn into a depressed loser full of regret.
Thanks for the response.
>>74968162
baltics/estonians
>>74968157
imma rape u fatty
>>74968196
here's my input: school is for fools
>>74968162
Spain
big /cums/
>>74968187
/muck/?
Ate a jello shot out of a girls ass in Tijuana once.
>>74968196
Wait, you're only 20, have worked there for 4 months, and he's offereing you management position?
I dont know your whole situation (like whether you actually enjoy the job or not), but I'd go to school for sure if I was I your situation. That's way too stressful for someone who just joined the company and for someone at that age imo. At the end of the day it's up to you though
Also at 20 you're not even close to being too old to go to school kek. I thought you were in your late 20s. Getting a degree will open up a lot more options for you and you wont be locked into that job forever
>>74968252
/ucum/ actually
>>74968279
This is much better.
tfw /dead/
>>74968162
Hungary. Would be /much/
>>74968357
We should post our dicks
>>74968370
would if i had one
>>74968370
Last time someone did that he was the only one.
>>74968377
please be in Yellowknife
Fuck space
>>74968357
goddamn do you ever leave this thread or is it your whole life?
>>74968409
yes
I'll post my cock if someone else promises to post theirs after
Is lsd fun?
Don't penises look more or less the same?
ive posted my penis before
>>74968496
faggot
faggot general gay edition
Nothing wrong with sucking dick
>>74968496
posted my penis here a few times in 2015
I've posted parts of my private conversation on here before
that feel when you have a long but thin penis
tfw no point being awake
me
>>74968520
>be American
>best a sucking dick
i have a statistically average penis
that feel when you have a big black penis
im completely uninterested in this penis discussion
*calls you*
*offers my boipucci ti the highest bidder*
>>74968591
y/n?
>>74968591
maybe find another thread to post in
wtf
>>74968607
Which one is it? https://www.gucci.com/au/en_au/ca/men/mens-bags-c-men-bags
>>74967630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vliInH1gOwc
>>74968613
maybe stop being hostile to me
tfw it's finals week in the nearby college so one of my female acquaintances has asked me to come over every day so far
>>74968278
Its not technically management.
I'm in IT so I'd basically be the only guy making sure everything is up and working, including helping users. Its alright but boring at best and aggravating at worst.
I'll be 21 next semester, basically have 1 year of CC left so I can transfer to a 4 year. By the time I'm out my 20's will mostly be gone. Bit daunting to think about, especially when experience would get me farther in IT.
>>74968632
I'm not being hostile
>>74968646
then why am i pissed
>>74968625
Honestly, the whole North American gimmick of giving names like "Penguins", "Rangers", "Tigers", etc. to sports team is so fucking ridiculous and childish. I really wish we did like Yurop and just had "Pittsburgh Hockey Club" or some shit like that.
>>74968659
you probably have some psychological issues that need addressing. I'm saying this as your friend
>>74967630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOo8oJlWwnU
>>74968667
faggot
>Honestly, the whole North American gimmick of giving names like "Penguins", "Rangers", "Tigers", etc. to sports team is so fucking ridiculous and childish. I really wish we did like Yurop and just had "Pittsburgh Hockey Club" or some shit like that.
>>74968659
I don't know, why are you pissed? Wanna talk about it, buddy?
>>74968677
definitely
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD
I took a semester of intro psych four years ago, so I'm qualified to diagnose you
Left or right?
>>74967463
>study in England
irrelevant here
>>74968691
Where can you get e-cigarette glasses?
>>74968735
Right
>>74968735
right
anybody who picks left is just trying to be politically correct
>>74968735
Right. Absolutely no contest.
>>74968162
cuba
>>74968725
>t. every stacy
>>74968725
what's wrong with me
Left or right?
>>74968758
That will trigger the Florida posters
>>74968785
lef
I always found it weird that one related group of comedians who do a "comedy news" shtick ended up staying together for so many years then all of the sudden all get their own show across several different networks dominating the "comedy news" shtick
>>74968785
>tfw don't really like pierced nipples
Left I guess
>>74968782
Just a bit of the ol' 'tism
>>74968785
Right has better hips but left has better tits. Right wins but just barely, since hips are more important than tits.
>>74968735
>>74968785
>white girls
>black girls
Ew
>>74968162
Spain
/scum/
Having Spain would also maybe help increase the Mexican presence. Honestly, as it is, Mexico is clearly the odd man out in /cum/, hence why they hardly participate here, and instead post in /lat/.
>>74968785
Left is perfect. Too bad they're both lesbian lovers.
>>74968807
>hips are more important than tits
Then why did nobody pick the 'groid? >>74968735
>>74968785
left
>>74968837
race is more important than hips
>>74968811
Is the girl on the right white?
>>74968837
Because it's a nigger.
>>74968740
unironically love this cat
>>74968852
>>74968858
Ummm sorry racist aren't allowed on /cum/
>>74968883
Bullocks
Googled Noemilk hoping to find the name of the white girl but it turns out Noemilk is the black girl's name and that she exclusively does WMBF.
>>74968823
Im the best poster here and im mexican sooooo???
>Bullocks
>>74968903
>she exclusively does WMBF
BLEACHED
>>74968854
Hispanic (Mestizo). The pic was probably taken at some music festival in either SoCal or Austin, Texas. Full of degenerate fucks.
Why are Asian men so Attractive? Wish i were Asian instead of a nigger desu
>>74968940
how fucking autistic can one be to actually make this image
test
Best athlete ever right here
The Asian girl I'm sleeping with had "NO ASIANS" on her Tinder profile
highly considering calling off work tomorrow
>>74968995
did she make an exception for you?
>>74969031
I get the joke. You're implying that I'm Asian.
>>74968993
>le "flop and charge the lane" man
>>74969039
What's funny about being asian /pol/tard??
>>74969070
Everything
What's the current definition of sexism? Acknowledging differences in sex? Holding women to the same standard as men? Holding women to a different standard?
The problem isn't sexism, those guys spend too much time in front of a mirror to love a woman.
Summer fuck OOOOOOOFFFFFFFf
>tfw too sad to jerk off
>>74969096
baby
its currently 83 degrees here
>>74969137
yah well, you live in a desert
>>74969128
Install Tinder
>>74969137
Aye carumba
https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
take this test lads
>>74969137
send warm weather plz
>>74969160
uhh i wish it was a desert, humidity reaches like 90 percent on summer.
I've never had a girlfriend
>>74969193
just wait until sunday
>>74969212
I have
>>74969216
i'm impatient
>>74969008
Are you listless, Tanaka-kun?
>>74969168
>friend whos been single for over a year gets on tinder
>second chick he hooks up with gives him herpes
>mfw
>>74969223
>this nostalgic fap
>>74969212
I've also never had a gf
>>74969096
>>74969137
>>74969193
mfw i have no face
too sad to maintain an erection
>>74969361
you aren't missing out on much
>>74969308
I've jerked off twice (two (2) times) today so I could last longer
>>74969346
i bet you're sweatin your balls off
been posting without redditflags for like a day and didn't even realise it
>>74969402
it's too hot it needs to be -20 again
Redditflaggers ITT
How many redditflaggers no longer post here? I've noticed that nobody's been called a Slav or Californian yet today.
Reminder we came from apes
>mfw a leaf thought 51 degrees was hot
hey jude
don't make it bad
>>74969442
>>74969386
I know your feel.
>30C
>hot
>>74969413
cold weather is comfy
but i hate having to dig out my car just to go to work
>>74969506
If you don't think 30 is hot you're a shitskin
>>74969507
Get a garage
Need some advice, bros.
I'm super close friends with a girl I work with. We've never properly dated because we didn't want to mess up this awesome friendship we have and when I first met her she was already seeing someone.
In a few months she'll be moving to Hawaii with her friend. Another reason I held off trying to date her when she did become single.
Well now, when I mentioned to her I was going on a date with some girl she got kinda jealous and opened up to me that she wants her and I to date, and she doesn't like the idea of me being with someone else.
Basically, if her and I start dating, we're going to be perfect for each other, and we both know it.
So I can either up and move with her to Hawaii and completely start my life over, in a new place and everything. Or have the best thing in my life up to that point only to have her leave in a few months.
What do?
>>74969514
t. Pajeet
>>74969474
literally me on the right
>>74969527
I've posted my bwc here before
>>74969525
Do it
Cara is ugly
>>74969525
how cute is she
Fuck /cum/
dumb /dixie/ poster
You can't fool anyone into thinking that this isn't you, Thurston. You could've played it off but you deleted the post.
>>74969567
Super cute. Cuter than I ever deserve to be with.
had to wipe my hard drive and reinstall everything, where are the 4chan x settings to get rid of these bright colors?
And fuck white people.
back and ready to fucking kill you
>if you're not a well established scientist you don't argue with Bill Nye about science, cause you know, he bout that life. He bout that life, straight up and down.
>>74969599
It's under Advanced
>>74969618
thanks
ayo wheres my snare
i have no snare in my headphones
>tfw no Montana f
>>74969428
all the meanies went to /bant/ I guess
never really had a reason to pick on commiefornians anyways other than hoping them drowning in global warming (kek willing) but that's a stale meme
>>74969666
i assume the f stands for friend
you'll always be muh nigga boi
Let's summarize an issue of the Bill Nye show. We could each add one line. I don't have an idea for a start.
>>74969690
It does
>>74969709
fuck straight white Christian males
>tfw no confidence to start up a conversation with grills
would you?
>tfw celtics are down 24 at the half
FUCK LEBRON
>>74969737
Just be urself
>>74969771
No
>tfw rapidly gaining more confidence to start up conversations with grills
>>74969780
Basketball is a shit sport. One of Canada's worst inventions tbqh. You should be watching baseball right now
>>74969771
>>74969717
i knew it. see we already close as fuck
>>74969737
just bee urself
>>74969796
Yeah me neither. Looks like it could cause some serious permanent damage.
>>74969804
THIS
H
I
S
I have never talked to a girl
>>74969804
>snoreball
i'VE GOT MONEYZ!
>>74969836
don't you talk to your mom
basketball is the thoughtless man's sport
>shoot
>score
>pass
>shoot
>rebound
>shoot
>score
>shoot
>fowl
>shoot
>shoot
>>74969869
doesn't count
>>74969816
:3
>>74969817
I don't even know why they do it, I can't see them getting any enjoyment out of it
>>snoreball
>>74969870
you could literally break down any sport like that
>>74969191
I'm gonna take the dutch one and tell you how i FEEL about IT
>>74969833
>Giants
>27th (out of 30) overall with a .405 win percentage
I like your enthusiasm but feel bad for you right now.
*thinks*
>>74969191
rather silly how the questions are the same each time desu
>>74969709
basically
> worst intro song ever made
> Intro segment thats somewhat interesting followed by...
> Forced joke, laugh track played, Bill pauses awkwardly and looks into space while waiting for the laughing to "stop", audience is never shown laughing
> Bill goes to correspondent segment, crowd "cheers and whoops"
> Correspondent does bad "awkward white person" humor if they're white
> Back to Bill, more "cheers and whoops"
> Panel is introduced with 2 people on Bills side and 1 person from the opposing view point. Bill makes a ...
> Forced joke, laugh track played, Bill pauses awkwardly and looks into space while waiting for the laughing to "stop", audience is never shown laughing
> Opposing viewpoint never truly explored and Bill ends the show
>"Cheering and whooping"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Ij8CSyGxk
Fuck all Californian teams
>>74969883
Intelligent sports have a slower pace that requires more from both the fans and players.
Is this gesture considered offensive in your country
*quacks*
>>74969870
>fowl
make baseball faster and maybe i'll watch it
>>74969900
had to happen eventually. The bullpen was shit the 2nd half last year, and now all the bats except posey are dead
doesnt help bumgarner is kill
>>74969928
more patience maybe but thats it
>>74969933
It's the SFW middlefinger.
>>74969955
t. Rob Manfred
Make Basedball White Again
>>74969990
Why ju so racisto mang? We luv besbol
>>74969955
t. brainlet
>>74969955
That's not the fucking point of baseball. It's a shame that such a good sport should have to change just to appease people like you that have a retarded child's attention span.
If you can't pay attention to something for 3 hours then you should at least admit that, like an ADHD addled child or a monkey, you need constant, fast paced, and loud, stimulation just to focus.
Basedball is the sport of kings
sports are for brown people
I expected the both to be smaller
>>74970061
it needs a change of pace
it's boring and the pitcher gets fucking yelled at every five minutes
>>74969963
It's not much better on my end. Redox should be killing it this year with our roster, but we aren't off to a great start. Never good when a top tier team on paper is still giving a middling performance in mid-May.
doesn't help price should be kill
>>74970114
>that flag
>red sox
wow look at shakespeare over here
>>74969729
> fuck straight white Christian males
>... Bill Nye says when he enters the studio. The crowd is already cheering.
>a priest who believes this is a show about Jesus is welcomed by Bill Nye
>Bill Nye says: "Slavery in India, climate change, Islamic terrorism. It's all because of Jesus. What do you have to say for yourself?"
>the crowd gets angry and throws feces at the priest
Please continue.
bullshit test
100% AMERICAN Shakespeare
>>74970137
Toronto is over 8 hours away, I can make Boston in 4.5 hours if traffic is clear.
Lots of Maritimers are Boston fans, probably evenly split with Toronto (and a tiny minority of Nationals fans that carried over from the Expos). Maritimers have a lot more in common with New England than Toronto.
No one here likes basketball or soccer. Hockey fans are split between Habs and Bruins (Bruins manager and former player Don Sweeny is from my tiny town), football isn't very popular but everyone who does follow it here is a Patriots fan. (Absolutely no one like the CFL in Atlantic Canada)
wtf I'm a genius
IMPORTANT QUESTION
would it be gay to fuck this
what the fuck is up you cunts me and a couple of mates are gonna go out on the town and find some absolute scorchin sheilas out for a root then go home, crack open a few VBs and watch the footy
>>74970328
it would be gay not to. ranma gets 1/1 of this dick
hey hi i'm a non-binary communist vegan am i o-k to be on your website thanks
>>74970333
can you post the test
>>74970333
since when do leafs watch soccer
>>74970356
http://gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/
DROVE to the gas station today and bought two 16 oz. IPAs
can't drink them though because it'll weaken the medication I take on Wednesdays
>>74970347
>ridiculous identity fagging
>asking if it's okay and not just demanding everyone accomodate you
FAKE
>>74970360
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soccer
Why are there so many lewd edition generals right now
Do you guys ever get the impression half the non-Anglo flags are really just Anglos?
>>74970179
I wonder if this test is correct. I never liked practicing vocabulary.
>>74970452
Wanted to reply to: >>74969191
>>74970452
do you know french?
>>74970481
Not at all. I was very bad at French in school.
What the FUCK is happening politically right now?
What information is being thrown around about Trump and Russia?
What information about Seth Rich?
>>74970551
Follow the clues, it' bigger than Trump and Russia.
>Singaporean
Wtf???
>tfw Maritimer and the internet thinks I'm a foriegner
>>74970543
You aren't actually supposed to do that. Lots of places do, but there's some kind of obscure law that technically forbids flying one nation's flag below that of another except during war.
>>74970543
Oh, I see how it fucking is.
>>74967721
OP you can be a boss at your job but you wont get higher without a degree unless you get 7-10 years of experience at that position, thats what some places consider an equivalent to a 4 year. That is literally the only reason Im still in school at this point bc Id prefer to make above 40-50k
>be Canada and America
>34 years since American war of Independence, 25 years until the 1837 rebellions
>whole of Europe is having fun fighting with or against Napoleon
>get bored
>have War of 1812 for neighborly banter
good times
>>74969318
>tfw ur e girl cheats on you after u tell her ur sexting 5 different girls
>sucks this guys dick who obviously gets around
>get back together after 6 months
>still has acne at 18
>"my throat hurts" "My allergies are so bad"
>break google researching herpes
>if she has herpes swear to god no hymen no diamond
>>74970551
gonna be honest, this seth rich thing looks like a giant deflection instead of directly denying the accusations against trump
just imo