/brit/

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I don't the bloody Tories!

good edition

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made conversation with 2 girls today, made physical contact with 1. how about you guys?

starving for willies
big hard cocks, I want them I need them

>>74965450
did he die drinking four loko?
bit spooky cause i'm from pennsylvania too

>>74965548
I didn't leave the house and smoked weed 3 times

Anime

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>>74965473
kots

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>ywn go for a pint with him

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so called pornfu

>>74965523
shockingly bad post

Sup anglofriends

I'm writing a letter to an university to request info about a graduate program.

Would you mind telling me if the mail is properly written? I plan to use it as a basic model.

>Dear Mr./s ____:


>I'm writting to you to request information about the (program name) program offered by the (institution name). I'm a foreign student, graduated from the (institution name), Argentina. I'm interested about applying to the (program name) program, and I'd like to know about the specific requists to apply as a foreign student. Also I'm interested to know if there are scholarship opportunities for this program.

>Thank you very much for your time

>Regards

>Anon

Whaddya think? It's good? Should I use the "I'm really interested in joining your organization, I'm amazed about the university bla bla bla" adulations? Doing mentions about job experience and stuff in the area?

Thanks in advance

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>>74965574
I love cats :3

>>74965580
always mix him up with the other bald lad that fucks trannies

>>74965581
didn't she get blacked just the other week

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>sorted by the reply count on the catalogue and didn't see this thread
fuck

>>74965548
unemployed kissless virgin and I want to die.

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>>74965581
mine, and there's NOTHING of her out there on the free sites other than 5 videos. been that way forever. going mad

>>74965606
>requists
requirements

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Love learning bout companies during the Second World War

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>>74965619

n-no

>yank/brit/

The current state of affairs in which we find ourselves to be in........................................................

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>>74965581
>>74965619
>tfw your pornfu got blacked
Need to find a new one.

>>74965617
don't know the other guy as I don't watch tranny porn

Team Moose 1 - Swipe Down 0

>>74965428

There's something called Nembutal, that vets use to sacrifice animals.A tiny bit can kill a human male in 10 min max.

>>74965660
LOVE this image - did you make it?

Beth

>>74965659
mitsubishi is reddit: the company

>>74965659
Founder of Mitsubishi was smuggled and educated in Scotland. You know... Back when they had an educational system hahaha

>>74965606
>writting
*writing
>requists
*prerequisites

also yeah they like it if you tell them that you'd really enjoy the oppurtunity blah blah etc etc

xx

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>>74965674
>pornfu
state of you mate

Just been blacked by my dad

>fulham shirt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_XXX

>>74965606
Make sure to include a postscript,

>Best regards,
>Anon
>P.S.
>The Falklands are British

my dad is black

>>74965606
>Sup anglofriends
>I'm writing a letter
all i read of this one

do british parents kiss their children on the mouth?

>>74965736
That's a paradox.

Turning my okcupid/tinder profiles to bisexual and occasionally messaging guys has really helped with my messaging, first of all you can see how desperate guys are but also what kind of messages come across as desperate or unengaging, would definitely recommend it if you don't mind risking people finding out you had it set as bisexual

>>74965674
good taste, girl i fancy looks exactly like her

>>74965606
try not to overuse "interested"

>>74965751
Only if they're gay

>>74965660
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591853d3046bb

F

benders OUT

>>74965647

http://www.planetsuzy.org/showthread.php?t=678254

>>74965648
typo. thanks

>>74965703
K, I'll add something without trying to be exaggerated.

Thanks

never met my father but mum says he was a British student attending UCSB (go Gauchos). I hope to find him one day

>>74965769
you're well funny you are

*gets right into the news*

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>>74965561
dunno I was reading the entire court release thing earlier and came across that, bit of a coincidence
we dont have it here I don't think

Gay marriage was a mistake

>>74965771
You'd best pump her, lad, or I'll be disappointed

fuck it im bump

>>74965606
>Should I use the "I'm really interested in joining your organization, I'm amazed about the university bla bla bla" adulations?
no, you will do that on a formal application, which this email is not (its just an enquiry)
>I'm interested about
should be replaced with "I'm interested in"

>>74965807
battyman

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=978331228
need to fuck a cute lad like this or get fucked by a cute lad like this

>>74965809
Don't you fucking DARE talk to him like that again or you'll have me to answer to.

really wish japan didn't have the weeb stigma it has. I don't like anime or any of that shit but I like japan

amarna miller is the 'fu

>>74965845
haha you're even more of a hoot
will have this post running through my head while i make my tea, i'll try not to piss myself too much

>>74965840
>>74965835
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE HERE

>>74965773
How about

>Also I would like to know if there are scholarship opportunities for this program.

Yeah overusing "interested" sound (((interested)))

>>74965830
Thanks

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*Orders a book from Amazon*

>>74965773
he used it twice

>>74965852
I know that feel lad.
In my honest opinion, Japan died at the battle of Shiroyama.

>>74965816
it's very sweet tasting. and you figure this one can is like the equivalent of 4 regular american beers. so i can see how some fuckwad fraternity fags would die from drinking it.

quite remarkable the sheer amount of gay men there are who were abused as children

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>>74965751

yes

bloody love being a spider me

>>74965606
>writting
writing

>I'm a foreign student, graduated from the (institution name), Argentina
doesn't read right. put "having" between comma and "graduated"

>requists
it's spelled "requisites" but you can also use requirements if you want.

try not to start the sentence with also because it's a formal letter. shift the "also" to between "im" and "interested". You could start the sentence with "additionally" if it reads too robotic.

another thing is don't use contractions like I'm in a formal correspondance. expand every contraction out to the proper words so I'm becomes I am.

>>74965792
pretty sure i just got 2 viruses in the past minute, thanks

>>74965924
I wasn't

>>74965896
I would also like to know

>>74965927
erm

On a scale of 1-10. rate your sexuality.

1 being absolutely homo
5 being absolutely bi
10 being absolutely hetero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ardc3nrQMxw

tune

>>74965954
1
maybe 2 once every so often

>>74965924
>mostly straight but sometimes fall in love with guys
>get nothing out of it sexually but can't help it
>this is true about me
fuck is this really a thing?

>>74965954
8

>>74965954
3ish
I wank to trannies to mix it up sometimes

>>74965954
10

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>>74965896
"I would also like to know" has a better flow, but yeah that's good
>>74965915
And asked whether to use it a third time
>spider cunt trying to deceive me and this innocent argie

>>74965954
10

>>74965954
11

>>74965954
10, but your nan's oversized clitoris reminded me of a dick desu

>>74965954
Shagged your nan/10

(probably 8 or 9 tbf, don't like willies on anything)

>>74965923
jeez, yea i can imagine, you probably don't realise how quickly you're getting drunk

>>74965940
*spanks you*

>>74965954
6 ish

>>74965954
about 7

>>74965954
probably 2 to 3, definitely mainly straight but every now and then a twink bum or a hard willy gets me rock solid

>>74965954
6.25

>>74965954
10, i jack off to traps and gay porn sometimes and wanted to fuck 1 guy in my life who i think was starting HRT but it's just a power thing for me

>>74966007
alri porridge

rock the casbah

all gay and bi lads please fuck me

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>>74965840
>>74965807

kek

>>74966011
>>74965954
WAIT i thought 1 was hetero
so probably 7-8

>>74965971
yeah, it's not nice to admit it's real, but it's a definite thing

not for all cases, no. but a lot of gay/bi men had their first taste of sexual contact when they were diddled by an older male

it's said sometimes that abuse is how homosexuals reproduce

>>74965924
Recent study found out that 68% of gay were also paedophiles. Don't know why this problem isn't being addressed.

thirty minutes and the dominos still ain't out for delivery

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>>74965954
not even going to TRY and pick this one apart
>>74965971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_orientation#Romantic_identities

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anime

>>74966047
love cheeky lads like you x

very amusing website

http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Christianx

>>74966047
too late, you're already on the gay list

>>74966030
sharif don't like it

>>74966017
christ, really?

>>74965915
fuck off spiders out reeeeee

>>74966052
what study? 68% sounds ridiculously high

>>74966047
gay twat

>was curious to see if pornstar pages existed on facebook
>accidentally click like

>>74966047
BATTYBOY

>>74965982
kinda feel like she is a bi persons perfect partner, got that boyish charm with a nice pair of chebs. You can fuck her like a girl but it seems like a guy. Although whether she has a penis or vag could go either way if I could choose. probs choose penis tho.

>>74965294
alex jones

>>74966077
stay about from my cat dickhead

>>74966050
i hadn't really thought about it before, only two of my ex-gfs know it even happened. that said i don't get anything sexually from guys like they revolt me a bit but every now and then i get really strong romantic feelings about guys that i am close to, usually close friends that i look up to. always wondered what it is, maybe it is due to the abuse

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shame she's all washed up now

>>74966083
maybe 7 2bh

have thought about giving a banter shag to a man

>>74966077
i bet you'd know all about that you kitty-bumming twat
f*** off

>>74966128
mboko

>>74966047
too late *bums you*

virgin here

how does your gf cleans her pussy while bathing?

>>74965982
>>74965943
>>74965933
Thanks.

My new doubt would be if using "I am" so much affects the tone of the mail. The 4 sentences start with "I". Should I change it?

Re written:

>Dear Mr./s ____:


>I am writing to you to request information about the (program name) program offered by the (institution name). I am a foreign student, having graduated from the (institution name), Argentina. I am interested about applying to the (program name) program, and I would like to know about the specific requisites to apply as a foreign student. I would also like to know if there are scholarship opportunities for this program.

>Thank you very much for your time

>Regards

>Anon

recent study found 100% of homosexal men are gay cunts lmao

>>74965954
2
Swings to 3 when im quite drunk then 1 when im really drunk

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The latest match

Hm...

>>74966119
you're out of luck

160lbs division rankings

1. GGG
2. Canelo
3. Daniel jacobs
4. David lemieux

>>74965982
If she had a dick but looked exactly like that and took care of her hair like a woman I would hook up with her.

Is that gay? It's definitely gay enough I'dnever admit it to an IRL person haha

>>74966157
get him shagged

have a thing for straight and curious guys

>>74966128
would love to see her on blacked

>>74965795
>typo. thanks
did you mean requisites?

>>74966176
CARETAKER

>>74966176
post the imgur album x

>>74966176
Mate...

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*heavy sweating*

>>74966022
your not a ten you fucking idiot, do you not understand what ABSOLUTE hetero means. if you have ANY gay tendencies you are at least a 9 but I would call you an 8. Maybe a 7 for being in denial

>>74966176
bloke that

200 degrees that's why they call mister auschwitz

>>74965954
8.7

would maybe kiss, wank off and suck another lad/ get wanked off and sucked

wouldn't get willies or bums involved at all though

>>74966242
I'm travelling at the speed of reich

>>74966246
yeah same. Don't even know that i'd be comfortable kissing a bloke desu

>>74966190
well it puts you above a 3 on the kinsey scale
>>74966225
her tumblr was shared earlier
i have these from a big megapack
>>74966227
what?

>>74966246
just like oscar wilde and stephen fry

i can relate a bit more to this anal sex is disgusting even with women

>>74966234
Mate he's a 6 at best

Farting and sharting and parting the sea and starting to wee

>>74966263
northern cunt

>>74966197
Yes. Already fixed

How about my new draft? >>74966154

>>74966246
I can help you out with that x

>>74966255
the font is too small you fucking spastic

>>74966128
ugly

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>74966263
Hello my northern brother.

>>74966063
is that kitten or somebody else, would like more either way

>>74966263
Good lad.

>>74966246

isn't that how young boys have their first fiddles? not much girls around

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>mfw friend gets me to kiss him at indie clubs to pull girls
>usually works but makes me feel cheap

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PAYING MAID EXTRA MONEY TO FUCK WHILE SPY RECORDING
>he's just strapped a gopro to his head

>>74966302
nah my first sexual experience was a blowie from a chubby girl at a party, was 16 so quite a bit behind most of my mates on that front haha

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>it's a fat nigger yank tries to get in on the north/south banter without understanding the nuances of it episode

Pathetic how desperate they are to try and "fit in".

>>74966311
you're a good friend

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>>74966263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ST1OhSrLm

new jay foreman

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>>74966326
What about me? I fit in (Football yank)

>>74966326
bit rude

>>74966176
yeah I knew what she was lad, was just saying if I could choose I might stick a dick on her so theres more options and more to play with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y

powerful stuff

>>74966311
what the fuck

>>74966353
there's an abundance of poofs down south, try there

>>74966317

mine was at 13 with another boy (no penetration) but I still haven't touched a woman (19)

>>74966353
unironically just like that except I'm just wearing boxer-briefs

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>>74966326
lmao the "nuances"

okay bud, so sorry if i offended you.

>>74966311
are you a lad or a lass?

>>74966281
yup looks fine to me. It's a fairly short email/letter from you requesting information so I don't think you're overusing 'I am' too much

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>>74966297
it is
i'd upload my collection if the size of it wouldn't make that task take several days (i'm a bit tired of turning these threads into porn dumps in a sense)
>>74966358
uh
alright

>>74966179
could not care about manlet boxing 2bh

don't understand benders who are only attracted to feminine men

if you like feminine features, you're probably just best off shagging women? is it the taboo of a penis that's attractive?

>>74966408
i just assume that everyone on 4chan is a man

DON'T REPLY TO IT

>>74966406
Sissy brit boys!

>>74965473
Cute pupper.

>>74966311
really? How does that work?

the people who post blacked screenshots aren't even trolls. They genuinely enjoy the material.

mind boggling

>>74966176

absolutely cracking chebs

>>74966419
homosexuality is just a fetish taken to extremes

is "kitten" the underage r9k poster from last night? i've been away from 4chan all day, somebody fill me in. thanks.

how the fuck do I get a boyfriend lads?
without using grindr

>>74966416
>implying you weigh more than that

>>74966419
am bi guy that only fucks feminine guys, i just see them as girls that have a penis and i like the variety, guys like collecting experiences its why they like to shag a high quantity of women instead of just the one, same with feminine guys

>>74966435
what's so mind boggling? interracial is kino

>>74966435
Yeah discovered >>74965674 the hard way when the blacked posting started up on /tv/

i just put an antidepressant in my mouth and tried to light it because i thought it was a cigarette

haha me heads fell off

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>how the fuck do I get a boyfriend lads?
>without using grindr

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>>74966435
after being here so long i tend to forget the endless depths of depravity that this site has always been home to
>>74966447
indeed

>>74966326
this. so much this. i cringe whenever jfs like aussies, yanks and leafs think they get it.

>>74966413
ha both me. You doing a service to us all, your parents should be proud.

4loko is banned in canada

>>74965954
9
No desire for willy whatsoever but enjoy the odd bent post on /brit/

Going to be minding my brothers house and dog for two weeks lads.

>>74966505
don't think you belong here

feeling like a freak on a leash

>>74966434
shows that you're up for it, helps that he is very good looking and i am quite feminine looking i guess, sometimes we bring two back to his apartment and kiss a bit before fucking them, only works in certain clubs got beat up for it before lol

>>74966408
young guy

I remember finding kittens on /b/ when I was like 14
might bash out a nostalgia wank

love smelling lads skippy bellends

>>74966543
deep down

>this. so much this

Hola reddito

>Docklands Light Railway: Transport bosses announce 43 new trains with air conditioning and USB points

northerners raus

do you have some kind of deal with jannies? I can't even post anime on /luso/ without getting a whole-week ban

>>74966479
if i were a boxer rn i'd be super middleweight

that is the cutoff point of accept to watch imo

Light Heavyweight > Super Heavyweight > Heavyweight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cruiserweight

any other division is nah 2bh, only time I've watched below was when ol' Ricky Hatton was fighting

>>74966409
Thank you, and everybody else for your help

>>74966560
so much this

>>74966353
Imagine how easy it would be to beat the shit out of this faggot.

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stop talking about fucking sex

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>>74966561
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

watching stacey dooleys for the first time and her southern accent is disgusting, won't be wanking to her again.

>>74966406
Again, I'd hook up with this one, as long as there were some inkling of boobs and was shaved etc.

Wouldn't penetrate but I'm suck/get sucked.

I'm a gay virgin lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZN9IZ27xQ0

jap crap

>>74966574
He fears us
/brit/ is like a no-go sharia zone

>>74966574
I wonder if they've given up desu. They let foreigners ruin /brit/ with endless shitposting and spamming, creating new threads early and engaging in thread wars so we end up with a bad rep cos of wankers who don't want to ruin their own generals

>>74966593
no problem mate good luck with your application

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>>74966519
they are

so how would you explain your sexuality?

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>>74966522
why? it's just alcohol. is hard liquor banned as well?

>>74966574
we've got a designated janny who's on sick leave this month, and the substitute one we've been given is pretty slacking

why do yanks say capitol instead of capital

>>74966574
yeah we bribe him
as if he isn't rolling in it, the overpaid cunt

>>74966611
>southern accent
its a chav accent

>>74966600
>that bit where it goes through the lit tunnels at bank

>>74966515
love tits like this, exactly like my ex's

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>>74966574

sim

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this upsets the sheeds

ULTIMATE GENERAL ELECTION STRAWPOLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12988152

>>74966630
Gook Moot needs to stop JFs from being allowed to make new /brit/ threads and posting images.

/brit/ will improve

>>74966584
your pleb is showing

taking a thulean perspective on autism

https://youtu.be/6IHaE-TXbZQ

>>74966649
they're different words

>>74966547
>got beat up for it before
HAHAHA. Not sure what I want more, the full story or more details of your kissing scheme.

Do you trick the girls into thinking your gay and go down that route or is it a whole "we only got one life so lets enjoy every second and fuck" spew?

>>74966674
EVERYONE LOVES

BIR

MING

HAM

>>74966618
these redcoat shitheads are one of the most reddit things on this planet. wish all of them a slow, painful death

>>74966633
WEW morelike this

>>74966633
CRIKEY

>>74966419
I just like femininity -if they could pass as a girl to a mate in the street even if they're not I'd get with them

>>74966679
i can't vote, but i'd vote for the tories

Business idea: /fa/scism

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>>74966574
janny doesn't come here anymore
There was once he sat in the thread all day but I guess they realised we can't be tamed

don't know what the related webm is

>>74966674
How exactly?

>>74966674
Anything south of Sheffield is southern

>>74966616
not possible

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Bristol
3. Dublin
4. Manchester
5. Belfast

>>74966710
t. jap that got shouted at

>>74966614
huh so why are threads always posted at around 300?

>>74966480
>i just see them as girls that have a penis and i like the variety
except they're not, girls have purpose-built organs for shagging whilst "feminine guys" only have a literal intestine filled with shit

>>74966743
nah I'm serious
can not find a single lad

>>74966716
omg is he hurt

LADS

I need to wash my clothes for work in the morning, literally no clean underwear. Put all my clothes in the washing machine, but discovered to my shock and horror there's no washing powder left only washing fragrance. Can I just fuck a load of washing fragrance in and it'll wash it/

>>74966745
bristol mentioned

>>74966754
because nobody gives a shit what the jannies say

>>74966754
runts NEED everyone to see their awful edition

>>74966712
/fa/ loves fashy styles tbqh, see threads like that all the time

@74966745
nice try jog on cunt

>>74966754
Cos that post was made in 2015 and they gave up enforcing it after like a week

>>74966686
2bh I only joke with you, whilst I maintain super middleweight above is the real boxing, I do watch other boxing lol

pretty hyped for Walsh v Davis 2bh

I don't think Davis is the next big thing 2bhwy

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>>74966574
if the cleaner annoys me enough i do bad things
fortunately it doesn't happen often
>>74966630
>JFs making new threads early
i agree, fuck them and fuck anyone who enables them
>>74966706
>>74966708
it is a great pose

>>74966770
Find a 24hr Asda or Tesco and buy a shirt and pair of trousers from there

>>74966686
stop replying to it

>>74966770
yes

>>74966798
fat bitch

>>74966618
Black queens quard, hmm never seen one of those before. Dont really suit the outfit.

G93115BD
G226D974

There's also a few dozen videos if you search "kittens 4chan" on mless

You're welcome.

>>74966695
not going to give the full story already worried i might be doxing myself lmao

it's the latter thing, usually works, also try to kiss as many girls as possible starting with ones that are less attractive then trying with others

another thing is to offer drugs then all get in the cubicle together, we kiss first, then one of us kisses the girl, makes it seem like non-committal and girls are more likely to get in the cubicle if there are a few of you

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>>74966770
this is the only shite i have

>>74966798
>if the cleaner annoys me enough i do bad things
really despise you trannyposter

>>74966689
never listened to this guy before but he seems right about autism

>>74966817
you can download vids on motherless without a membership by typing view-source: before the url and ctrl-f'ing to find the video source url

>>74966817
what are they vids of

>>74966757
Anything penetrative a feminine guy is fucking gross, playing with their dick with your mouth or hands is fine

>>74966824
i am not him
bit of a weird jump to make from "the janny disagrees with me" though

>>74966789
what day/time is it on

i think im seeing the gf on saturday and I know thats a big day for boxing

THERE GOES THE BLACKLEG MINER

>>74966633
on the scale I would say a 6, maayybe 7

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don't know what this webm is either

Is there a swarm of Brits on /cum/, /eire/ or whatever fucking aussie/kiwi general they're using, trolling, spamming and generally ruining the fucking general with their unfunny tedious shite?

Why is it everyone sees /brit/ as a shitpost general? No wonder Janny's nut is done in

>>74966812
will this >>74966823 work
>>74966800
not an option

>>74966848
Him playing tiddlywinks

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creasing at this lad whos blatantly gay mate tricks him into thinking they're picking up girls by getting off in the club

>>74965554
>>74965554
>>74965554
oldnew

migrate ONLY when the thread has reached the bump limit of 311 posts and NOT a second before that

>>74966754
over excited hyperactive twats who want attention and giggle to themselves as they post

>>74966853
this saturday la'

not sure of time, depends how much of the American audience they want to catch.

>>74966886
>>74966886
>>74966886
we're in here get in

Not gay just want to suck cock, simple as.

>>74966908
mong

>>74966884
This. See no reason why /brit/ can't go to at least 500 posts.

>>74966770
you can use dish soap/washing up liquid; pour it on the clothes in the drum, put the softener in its hole and go

>>74966819
hmm quite like this idea, shame all my friends wouldnt look at me the same if I ever mentioned it. Need a cool bi friend to go pull chicks and have wank sessions with.

As I was going to Darby, Sir,
All on a market day,
I met the finest Ram, Sir,
That ever was fed on hay.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,
This Ram was fat before,
This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,
Indeed he was no more.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,
Reached up unto the sky,
The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,
For I heard the young ones cry.