/brit/

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we need an actual cute boy edition

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anime

Keeping the old thread open on the assumption that this nonce shit will be purged

might have a cheeky evening shower so I don't need one tomorrow morning :p

day of the rope soon

first to go will be race traitors then the gays

>>74961894
is k-on worth watching?

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For several terms at Cambridge in 1939, Ludwig Wittgenstein lectured on the philosophical foundations of mathematics. A lecture class taught by Wittgenstein, however, hardly resembled a lecture.He sat on a chair in the middle of the room, with some of the class sitting in chairs, some on the floor. He never used notes. He paused frequently, sometimes for several minutes, while he puzzled out a problem. He often asked his listeners questions and reacted to their replies. Many meetings were largely conversation.

The lectures covered such topics as the nature of mathematics, the distinctions between mathematical and everyday languages, the truth of mathematical propositions, consistency and contradiction in formal systems, the logicism of Frege and Russell, Platonism, identity, negation, and necessary truth. The mathematical examples used are nearly always elementary.

>>74961886
you need to fuck off
>>74961907
she's in her 20s you retard

>>74961915
I'd like to see you try you fat shit

>>74961929
unquestionably yes

VOTE LIB DEMS FOR LEGAL WEED AND NO TUITION FEES

listening to paramore

>>74961930
Looks lyk michael palin

>>74961907
also if you hadn't noticed, this edition is identical to the last one

you fucking complete retard

love wittgenstein
love pints

hate popper

>>74961957
degenerate homo filth

>>74961941
*doesn't fuck off*
what are you gonna do now?

>>74961969
ahh yes, the lib dems

most famous for keeping promises on tuition fees, of course

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>>74961929
No love live is better

hate pints

How about some Celtic tunes, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_R7bJahcwc

why is the european human rights bill going to be repealed in favour of a 'british bill of rights'

why is this a big thing amongst the 'ries?

remember buying 0.1 btc this time last year for something like 50 euro

need to go back to those days

wish i didnt spend it

finna take a benzo

>>74962032
autism

>>74961969
>Students will still fall for the Lib Dem meme

>>74961999
guarantee you're morbidly obese and stuck to your filthy chair

>>74962051
Yeah

>>74962001
>what are you gonna do now?
silently resent you

>>74962032
It will mostly be formal and just change court names in the documents, so rather than the ESC being the highest body, it will be the BSC.

Almost spent £85 on some armani aftershave in boots but decided that's silly for a small bottle of smelly water

>>74962084
now I feel sad

>>74962051
Ahh yes, the taxpayer SHOULD pay the wages of people on the dole who get drafted into workfare for tescos and poundland.

>>74962051
you can't do bachelors in make-up and hair design

Literally nothing wrong with being fat.

t. fat boy

kek
https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/im-a-dick-i-used-to-be-a-hawk

was going to vote labour but am seriously considering lib dems because of the cannabis legalisation, tories usually win in my seat but lib dems have won here before, what do your reckon?

>>74962107
subhuman

What did you do this evening lads?

Me?

>gym
>ironing
>dinner
>mad men

>>74962085
Why do they make such a big noise about it though? will they fundamentally change anything?

>>74962151
*jiggles towards you*

>>74962131
Nothing wrong with equal opportunity

>>74962131
>southampton solent

haha

Nobody asked any of you to post. Get out of the fucking thread, now

had a pint before

then my mate said he felt ill and left the pub

>>74962152
about to go to tesco to get some pop tarts

>>74962153
Just point scoring.

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>>74962150
do it

>>74962102
That is actually corrupt as fuck. State literally giving money to trash-tier corporations for fucking nothing.

>>74962152
>Was at work until 10pm
>Finished work
>Got home
>Got a shower
>Came on /brit/

>>74962131
unironically useful for our film and television industry

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just finished a bachelors in studies on colonialism and queer theory

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>>74962157
OI

>>74962192
Wonder if they have had lesbian sex.

sefton park lad lets go get drunk and walk around the park at night and catch the benders who go there to wank eachother off and make them dead embarassed

>>74962169
VERY runty

How do fat cunts do it? I was bulking and still only made it to a 24 BMI, I was sick of eating. Drinking 2 litres of full fat milk a day.

Fucking fat bastards.

still don't really understand how investments work

you give someone your money and they come back a few months later with even more money? where did that more money come from?

>>74962232
*envelops you*

>>74962131
nothing against people doing this but surely an apprenticeship would be better

I love Germans

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>>74962101
i-i was just kidding anon
you aren't half as bad as the people injecting their uninformed, mentally-deficient newspaper-dervied political opinions into everything

>>74962223
ahh yes marxists

>>74962251
Fat cunts eat big macs and drink coke every day, theyre not trying to bulk they just have no self control

>>74962267
*Uses your moobs to masturbate*

>>74962266
Other people who did the same thing you did. It's a Ponzi scheme.

>>74962266
depends

maybe interest on a loan
maybe shares that increased in value

>>74962242
*gets caught sucking a cute lad off*

anybody have experience unfucking their shit?

nothing wrong with bein fat

>>74962197
yeah the stuff IDS put into place for the dole is pretty mind-bending.

>be on dole
>get drafted into work for your benefits
>essentially translates to working for a big company on 2.40 an hour - with your """"""""wages""""""""" getting paid by the government
>meanwhile tescos gets free workers - which makes some other cunt unemployed.

but for some reason the public thinks its ok because newspapers keep going on about this 'scrounging myth'. Was on bennies for a month as a masters graduate from oxbridge - really harrowing experience. Luckily i'm being paid a good wage now, working in a job with good career prospects.

Edinburgh vue cinema lad lets go get drunk and walk around Edinburgh at night and catch the slags who go there to wank lads off and make them wank us

>>74962338
yes

>>74962152

Betty gets Cancer and dies, Don makes a shitty coke advert probably

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Lads

>>74962323
*drowns you in my sweat*

any curvy lads in??

93
Identity politics isn't marxist you mong

>>74962292
you're not bad yourself :3

Anybody have experience untucking their shirt?

>>74962251
Just have no self control and no reason to go outside, that is how I became fat.

>>74962332
*breathes in*

"WAAAHEEEYY"
>>74962338
yes but im smart, intelligent and charismatic

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ah yes Southampton

Who here goes to a meme uni?

Greenwich Uni reporting

>>74962292
Hope that tail is inserted into the anus.

Imagine drinking like 4/6 litres of pepsi a day like fat cunts do

Revolting beasts

>>74962338
Ive done it then slipped back into JUSTitude a few years after
The rope is always ready

>>74962410
*gets all red and embarrassed and tries to walk away awkwardly laughing*

>>74962400
yeah do it every day when I leave work
don't even get me started on popping top buttons and loosening ties haha x

>>74962242
sounds a tad bent 2bh but ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8w7lUMc1o

this journalist is thirsty as fuck for him
those are the least subtle sex eyes i've seen in a while

>>74962338
Only about 50% of the way so far.

>>74962373
I've seen it before you melt

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>>74962397
I try

>>74962382
Fat shit

Why do the pakis on /brit/ get so upset when you out them? Are they ashamed of what they are?

>>74962372
>>74962410
>>74962446
step 1?

>>74962432

know a dickhead doing a masters at east london

>>74962475
Heh, nothin' personal stick man.

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Good win.

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>>74962428

>>74962432
Yeah I study Korean media at Birmingham City University

>>74962428
why is this a gimmick?

>>74962428
hahahah

cut my life into pieces

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>>74962435
I have some that are, but the cleaner would DEFINITELY not appreciate such images

>>74962448
*grabs your hand and holds it*
Your coming with me sunshine

>>74962482
you just *do it*
there's no method other than pulling your finger out of your arse

>>74962481
Mostly because I am not Pakistani but people call me a Pakistani. My father is Bangladeshi and my mother is an Afghan.

>>74962462
Spencer comes across as incredibly gay, it's actually really cute

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finished uni lads
just gotta hope i get a 2:1 at least now

>>74962292
Is this a girl or a boy?

>>74962449
Haha that's so funny!
Listen I'm about to jump in the shower and listen to some system of a down but afterwards would you like to post on 4chan with me?

>>74962482
step 1 is get a job

if you have a terrible gap in employment like I did try and use your social circle as a tool for employment networking, nepotism is the best way to break into a new line of work

>>74962520
is this a woman(male)?

>>74962553
girl

>>74962533
pakis aren't necessarily Pakistanis

>>74962554
nah I'm ok

>>74962553
Girl (boy).

>>74962525
*goes along with you*
w-what are we doing?

It's an actual biological female lads dicks down

http://anon-kittens.tumblr.com/

>>74962553
Boy (girl).

should I visit gdansk or klaipeda

>>74961830
where is this Kitten from?

>>74962580
*unzips dick*
You know the drill

>>74962555
step 1 done

>>74962529
I'll stop fingering myself then

convinced google is inadvertently bringing about terminator apocalypse.

>>74962598
krakow

might put a willy in my dick

waiting for the bleeding washing machine to be done...smdh

went to check the brothel out and it was closed

>>74962572
Yep OK that's fine you can just fuck yourself instead. I hope you get leukaemia

>>74962539
he has a super thicc russian wife

>>74962611
>step 1 done

whats specifically fucked then

>>74962610
oh w-wow
*shyly gets on knees and starts sucking your big cock*

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LOL RANDOM SWEARING COOL DUDE XDDDDD MORTY CUCUMBER ATHEISM XD BURP

>>74962646
I've already got lung cancer you sick cunt
Hope you're happy with yourself

>>74962654
Seems like a cover to me, the so-called 'beard'

got quite a nice otter mode physique going on. lots of swimming and walking lads. great stuff.

>>74962656
have no friends and I might be gay

>>74962658
Bit gay can't say I'm not enjoying it though

>>74962684
you dont

>>74962701
pics?

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>>74962553
>>74962558
i get this question so much it irritates me
>>74962604
/soc/

>>74962684
Yep bet you've got bow legs too and all

got quite a flabby physique going on. lots of sitting around and wanking lads. not great

>>74962730
i have bow legs!

gf just texted me she has new laundry as if i give a fuck?

>>74962722

living with all girls would be hellish actually

>>74962715
Ah yes, thanks for the all clear doctor
>>74962730
Going to take a cricket bat to your legs

>>74962702
well being gay is pretty much accepted now so w/e just dont act like a proper cockhungry gimp and people won't hate you

ive never not had friends so i don't know how to get them from scratch, become friends with your colleagues?
how many girls have you shagged

have yet to see an actual argument on why rick and morty is bad.

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my kot

>>74962604
you ess eh

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4 days left lads

>>74962730
There used to be a Yank girl who posted here who had bow legs.

>>74962701
pics please
>>74962712
don't lie, your cock is leaking pre like a leaky faucet

>>74962798
crossrail?

>>74962723
>i get this question so much it irritates me
are you implying you're kittens or are you just a stalker of her

>>74962823
no just the trains
liverpool street - shenfield

>>74962812
M-maybe it is j-just a little I don't like you or anything lad >:(

I'm gay and have no friends

>>74962772
this desu
people think its good but its actually terrible

I lived with 9 other lads at one point and it was a fucking blast, we just smoked and drank and played games and cards and listened to choons literally all of the time while chatting shit and generally having a great time

girls and especially a group of girls are too insecure to ever get along as well as that

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>>74962784
>how many girls have you shagged

>>74962863
k keep me posted

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>>74962701
Yeah sure mate

Listen to me Morty. The szechuan sauce in my reddit... it's fuckin joke! Like god! Science is great, Morty - lets do some fuckin burp science alright i love science. Reddit reddit reddit, reddit existence reddit. Everything sucks Morty. Everything but science. Burp

>>74962720
>>74962812
nah.
im the shy yet handsome bookworm that hides his rockin bod behind jumpers and takes hidden delight in surprising people when i strip for the beach and other semi-nude activities.

basically i dont post pics of myself online

>>74962855
Yeah you do, why else did you get me on my knees? You can't help yourself. You saw me and wanted my soft lips around your hard cock.

>>74962840
with regards to the women i post sometimes
it's not like the majority are tomboys though. this site just has an unhealthy obsession with dick.

>>74962899
not an argument

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Bought some Siacoin lads I'm gunna be a millionaire when it takes off. It's the best thing since skimmed milk.

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the northern powerhouse eh

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/spice-seizure-man-rushed-hospital-13047783

>>74962627
what age did you go back to school? took acid a few times and didnt change anything for me. Might have to get me some shrooms

>>74962909
come on. keep your head out the lens

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>>74962952
hmm that wasnt the image i clicked

had a cheat day today on day 17 of the diet and after a fairly moderate amount of food i felt stuffed

feel like my appetite/stomach has definitely shrunk

>>74962909
dickhead, post your abs

>>74962970
nah. fuck off bender.

>>74962809
Tfw no bowlegged cali yank gf to sing me sweet songs of having a wank and doing a poo

everyone ought to have some psychedelics

>>74962899
That's not what the show is about. There's like 3 jokes that go like this in the entire show.

>>74962937
Keep on going lad x

Reminder that Labour is a paki party

>>74962992
alri liar

>>74963009
Dont care
Burp off reddit boy

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meow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ww2j8VkC8

>>74963056
NIce. Kot.

>>74963056
:3

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>>74962932
(haha)

watching a lightshow in the newsnight studio

how many girls would you with 100% certainty be able to fuck by age 18 if you could go back in time to when you were 13 knowing what you know now? 3 for me

>>74963027
Keep on going is all you'll ever say to me, when I'm kissing your cock, licking it up and down, sucking on the head, taking it down my throat, or when I'm grinding down on it taking every thick inch deep inside me

>>74963048
Not an argument.

>>74963056
really really want to stroke this kot's fur, looks very thick and soft

>>74963056
Fuck this reddit animal

>>74963102
Burp

>>74963039
Why do pakis hate Britain so much?

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very pretty car

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>>74963056

>>74963056
would love to stroke it

BLIMEY
*sips tea*
BUGGER
*drops monocle*
BOLLOCKS
*fancy walks*
PIP PIP
*eats a crumpet*
CHEERIO

someone cuddle up with me

>the elizabeth line

What will people actually call it?
'Crossrail'?
'The Lizzy Line'?
'Purple line'?

>>74963137
>>74963114
it is very nice and soft! he is a very friendly cat too

>>74963056
>>74963078
>>74963079
>>74963114
>>74963137
good posts
>>74963122
bad post

>paki keeps posting his ugly fucking cat so other pakis can fawn over it

Christ

>>74963103
absolute sty

>>74963096
[spoiler] can't say this is my proude1at boner [/spoiler]
I'm reaching climax

definitely trying this at the next house party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOa_GXNpuJk

might meme myself into becoming Chad

>>74963087
I missed out on sex twice as a teen through sheer stupidity. First time as a friend's older sister who wanted to fuck but I wimped out. Second time was a girl who lived opposite me who wanted to give me a blowjob but I was too scared. Subsequently have never had sex.

>>74963185
call my cat ugly again and i will fucking heem you and i mean physically

Reddit

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>Keep on going is all you'll ever say to me, when I'm kissing your cock, licking it up and down, sucking on the head, taking it down my throat, or when I'm grinding down on it taking every thick inch deep inside me

>>74963197
note to gchq: these are terrorist keywords

>>74963168
crossrail probably

the uk needs more lebensraum

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... sectioned against my will Selfie ...

>>74963192
Don't be a tease, show it x
I'd have you reaching the climax within a couple minutes at the most, and I wouldn't stop after, I'd keep going and have you nearly passing out from the pleasure, only to climax again and again, you'll lose all sense of reality

I love reddit

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bought a book about drumpf

>>74962963
>they sprayed him with deodorant and tried to light it on fire
dumb fucking cunts don't know it's the propellant that's flammable

>>74963199
strange that i've forgotten more sexual encounters than you've almost had

Phoned up a few local brothels and none answered

>>74963217
Ugly fucking paki pet

>>74963199
worst feeling in the world isn't it? how old are you now? the bright side is young girls like world-weary old men

>>74963168
Crossrail

Tourists will ask us about the Elizabeth Line and we shall laugh at them

t. tourist who asked about Willsesden Junction and was mocked because locals say it as "willz-dun" instead of "will-ess-den"

>>74961930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znbsAe8dYlY

>>74963173
stroke and cuddle him for me :3

all pet owners are narcissist psychopaths

>>74963280
post boypucci first x

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business idea: expand the DLR

>>74963286
LOVE reddit unashamedly
HATE ricky and morty (unsubscribed from all the default subs)

>>74963194
>Smoking Alcohol!
>very first words upon opening: "Vaporising alcohol!"
closed immediately

>>74963356

"yes"

CHEERIO
*forgets to brush teeth*
NAN'S ME UNCLE
*trips over own feet*
CHEEKY

>>74963356
business idea: trams in every city and no more funding for london until the country is level

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What did he mean by this?

R is for reddit
E is for edit: thanks for the gold
D is for 'dit
D is for dreddit
I is for I love reddit
T is for The best site in the world (reddit)

>>74963394
good post

>>74963400
you mean light rail

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>>74963410

>>74942320
>>74942501
>>74959914
wtf i love mexico now

>>74963394
smeg me arse that was rude!

>>74963056
*rubs nose on his fur*

Business idea: build a shitload more tramlines in manchester

>>74963400
good post

>>74963405
state of that belly

>>74963347
http://imgur.com/a/mfWWx
your turn x

>>74963405
jesus, some gut on him
hes like randy from trailer park boys

http://www.strawpoll.me/12987711

hate the DLR
hate the isle of dogs

not elitist just dont like them

>>74963056
could snap this cunt in two

wish we could turn back time

hate gays
not racist hate the white ones too

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>>74963410
*votes for you*

CAN I GET A BLOWJOB

I WANNA BLOWJOB

I NEED A BLOWJOB

OUTTA YOU

>>74963480
isle of dogs is the thinking man's endz

>>74963410
ah yes, the ol' reddit switcharoo

once cycled from one side of london to the other at 3am. roads were empty, was fun

N is for niggers
E is for enemies of western society
W is for wankers

Z is for (nigger)z
E is for epic fail
A is for arseholes
L is for little cunts
A is for accident
N is for niggers
D is for dickless losers

>>74963515
shittest gimmick /brit/ has ever produced

fuck off bog trotter

hate racists
hate theists

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reddito reddito

>tfw went in for the kiss and she literally recoiled in horror

There was a moment that seemed right beforehand but I pussied out. At the end of the night we were doing a drawn out goodbye and it felt like she was waiting for a kiss so I thought "Last chance saloon, fuck it".

I tried to play it off like I was just brushing the hair from her face - which she has let me do before - but she literally recoiled.

Can't imagine it happening with anyone else. When this inevitably falls apart I'm just going to do something mental

chemtrails are real

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>>74963523
the ending when his sister was somehow allowed to sing, he was talking shit about music genres, the stagehand assitant person was the one giving him the award showed what a shit show eurovision actually is

>>74963591
fear of this is why I haven't touched a woman in years

>>74963591

HAHAHAHA

>>74963565
Reddit post

i hate wogs
i hate pakis
im not racist, i just dont really like them. not much to it

>>74963455
not bad

>>74963543
seeing this post made me realise that ah yes and apostrophe POSTING both originate from reddit

most people here don't even know

>>74963623
>the stagehand assitant person was the one giving him the award showed what a shit show eurovision actually is
what?

>>74963648
thanks

>>74963630

R A R E
A
R
E

>>74963566
haha faggot

>>74963455
>no timestamp

>>74963649
no they don't

apostrophe posting comes from /ck/
ah yes posting is from /v/

imagine one of these / brit/ threads will be the last before we're all conscripted

>>74963623
His sister did most of the rehersals too

He has some heart problem and she was the backup in case he died before the finale

>Portugal winner 'didn't understand votes'
>"I didn't understand the votes," he admitted to reporters. "I think that you have to be a mathematician or something to know what's going on."

>>74963669
hello there reddit

>>74963591
give us the context

>>74963591
iktfb, went with a coworker to the movies and found out a few weeks later she had a boyfriend haha. can't even describe the look on her face

>>74963674
>faggot

fuck of yank

>post your earliest internet memory
Playing a flash game made in a pixellated art-style which featured key figures of the Bush administration as well as Hulk Hogan and Janet Jackson's tit

"Get Free" by The Vines featured in the soundtrack. This was around 2003

>>74963697
In his defence, the current system is retarded

Why yes, I DO watch the eurovision
*Sips from my mokapot whilst counting my reddit gold*

post more kittens PLEASE

>spill a tiny bit of water into keyboard
>all of it stops working
ah ye

>>74963701
yea right fuck off never seen a guernsey flag in brit in years, you're probably thinking of jersey

>>74963685
both were probably took from reddit
the phrase
>ah yes, the ol' reddit switcharoo
dates back at least 5 years

>>74963684
I don't really have to do that do I? It's me I swear

>>74963630
pay taxes

>>74963688
implying the worthless fat, autistic, schizo, flat-footed creeps that inhabit this place will ever be conscripted

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>>74963697
>moors

>>74963743
the a and e keys on my mechanical keyboard aren't clacky anymore. it throws me off so hard, all the other keys are clacky and responsive

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>>74963742

Why yes I AM irish!

*opens fridge*
hmm ah yes ..hm

>>74963731
>Welcome. You've got mail.

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only got two pictures of my cat on my phone and i cant be fucked to go back down and take more of him

>>74963731
gamestracker forum and aol chat rooms

>>74963731
AOL 30-day trial discs on the front of PC magazines

where the fuck is the new

>>74963749
yeah fuck off reddit
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/country/gg/

>>74963784
cute! :3

>>74963771
this is a normie, failed normie, and aspirational abnormie general

>>74963771
the army trains you before sending you out lad
fatties would still get drafted

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>>74963742

>>74963591
dont even wanna read this out of embarrassment. Remember when I was gonna kiss a girl at work spontaneously cause I thought it would be a romantic spur of the moment gesture. Now imagining what could've happened if she rejected me. scary stuff.

just had a GREAT idea for a website color scheme, black on grayish purple
http://www.cs.colby.edu/maxwell/courses/tutorials/maketutor/

>>74963753
apostropheposting came from lads on /ck/ making fun of people saying 'za and starting to abbreviate everything else the same way

"ah yes" is from mass effect

>>74963731
hmm, not sure
first computer memory is playing Championship Manager 01/02 I think
as for internet, maybe playing dad n' me

>>74963867
>>74963867
>>74963867

>>74963831
>>74963771

the fat cunts would just get forced to work in munitions factories or on farms whilst we brave normie bois fought and got the glory

>>74963591
just don't let it bother you, two girls i've fucked i tried to kiss them and they recoiled, then the second date fucked them, sometimes they just don't want to seem easy

in fact, one refused me kissing her about ten different times on the second date but eventually we ended up dating for about five months

>>74963804
Lovely chubby cat. Not reddit at all x

>>74963842
once i kissed a girl i barely knew, literally 2nd day after meeting her. we snogged for a solid minute and her mouth tasted really good, we never really talked after that tho bc she said it was going too fast and i took that as rejection. looking back on it i should've kept after her. you can't lose if you never try, but you're still a loser anon. remember that

>>74963803
It was phrased
>you have mail
My mum only stopped using the AOL '''''browser'''''' around 2 years ago after years of me telling her to stop

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>>74963697
>yes yes goy i didn't understand how i won

>>74963817
oh get fucked you autistic pendant cunt it's not like guernsey posts in brit regularly
filtered yanks after i've posted this so dont bother replying

>>74963828
Yes, and nothing I said was untrue

>>74963831
You won't get conscripted if you're severely obese, have a history of mental health issues, eczema, asthma, shit loads of other issues too

>>74963878
>we brave normie bois
Which you're certainly not

>>74963684
it literally says when it was uploaded and what would the difference be anyway

oh god the kittens are making willy go all stiff again
bad willy oh no

>>74963910
Google said it was "You've got mail", I only know for sure what it sounded like in German. t. Hans

>>74963706
The context is layers upon layers of tragedy, deception and mental illness. I couldn't possibly explain the whole thing.

In fairness, this girl is foreign and so I found it near impossible to decipher her body language into anything other than positive/negative. Just couldn't get a proper read on her.

>>74963707
Sounds like a whore.

>>74963842
I'm just too much of an inhibited white boi desu. It's good to not want to put women in an awkward position but for fucks sake they should know the game and send appropriate signals.

>>74963900
I legit want to be with her though. We started off knowing each other through mutual friends and from the start had relatively 'deep' conversations.

I think she's too innocent/not of this culture to play games by acting hard to get or whatever.

>>74963940
you were talking about definitive abnos

>>74964206
Which you are

>>74964267
aspirational with 1 attempt left in me