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Kittens edition
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just wanna leave the UK 2bh.

sick of this shit.
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Vote labour
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>>74959951
>it wasnt a sissy bf it was actually a girl

fuck
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494288333103.webm
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did nixon get the sack for less than drumpf? don't know much about history ngl
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anime
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meeOOWWW
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*nonces you*
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stock market went back today lads
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>>74959991
you're free to leave and be a loser NEET anywhere else m8
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>>74960000
cant
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>>74960012
imagine being sad enough to go and film this

cringe
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Just seen this
Might come back tomorrow for a free ''''personality test''''''
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Quick fap to this then off to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPt7_OzzmzM
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>>74960013
Considering Trump has broken zero laws and Nixon broke a shit ton, no.
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>>74960000
CHECKED
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just put my vote labour sign up outside
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This girl who looks like a sissy boy is turning me straight lads what do

http://anon-kittens.tumblr.com/
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>>74960077
Fuck off nonce
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>>74960084
lel
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>>74960059
going to stick it out for 2-3 years here because i've got a nice job that's improving steadily.

after that i'll start exploring how i can just fuck off.
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Business idea: invade ireland and genocide all the irish
then knock everything down and build new cities and towns there; then move lots of british people over there
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>>74960080
nixon didn't do anything illegal. from what hear it was democrats who were caught on tape
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>>74960009
*Kicks you in the balls*
queer
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how do you start working in cybersecurity lads?
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>>74960091
pics x
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>>74960068
>he went out and made an entertaining video
>you stayed inside on 4chan
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>>74960105
DON'T FALL FOR IT
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>*Kicks you in the balls*
>queer
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>>74960162
hack a company then demand employment to prevent future attacks
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>>74960172
SO random haha
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>>74959920

>>74960000
cracking post
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>>74960013

nixon would have been considered one of the GOATs were it not for watergate
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>>74960105
willy is very interested in see more of this
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>>74960084
>this is beating cancer
christ the doctors tried everything and the secret was there the whole time, just use poof looking bags
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hate my mum
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>>74960201
ah yes old people
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>>74960162
If you don't have autism and weren't forced to be interested in IT / computing at a young age (sub 10 years old) by your equally autistic dad you will literally never make it.
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>>74960105
need a gf (male(female))
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>>74960210
wish she had a willy would be the perfect trap
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>>74960156
Nixon's political opponents were staying at the Watergate hotel. Nixon's political allies broke into the hotel and wire tapped the phones. Then they denied it and tried to cover it up

All of our phones are tapped now anyways
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>>74960201
35-64 is an underappreciated voting bloc and they decide every election
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>>74960254
why not? can't be that hard to catch up on
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>>74960105
tomboy's are the Thinking Man's Fetish
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>had to hand over bio-survival tokens to a uniformed ape under threat of imprisonment because the molecules of my body were travelling at a non-sanctioned velocity relative to the inertial reference frame
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/16/oxford-university-lavinia-woodward-stabbed-boyfriend-may-avoid-jail
>Student who stabbed boyfriend may avoid jail as it would ‘damage her career’

>"great" britain
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>>74960269
find fannies more interesting since i don't have one. it's hot like a cock but also very curious
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>>74959956
wish you didn't post this
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Opened a position on ETH about half an hour ago

Already 250 euros down


Ahh yes, I'm good at this
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Probably not gonna vote, really dont care about which party of cunts get elected to fuck me in the ass
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why are political scandals always dubbed "x-gate"
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i'm making a lot of typos today
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>>74960368
because of watergate
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>>74960271
so the only thing protecting trump is that he's too brazen to cover anything up?
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>>74960363
truly you are enlightened
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mental illness doesn't exist
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>>74960363
>ass
fuck off yank
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>>74960325
mental
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>>74960363
>labour have never been so left-wing and tories have never been so right-wing
>voting between genuinely different things this time
>still not going to vote
hm clever decision
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physical illness doesn't exist
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>>74960349

What amount did you buy?

Should've bought sia 2bh.
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>>74960382
you mean watergate-gate?
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*throws a puppy in the river*
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>>74960288
The people who excel in the field are aspies who legitimately have coding / software / reverse engineering as one of their "special interests". The point is you cannot compete with a person with legit Asperger's who will happily pour all his waking hours - paid and unpaid - into the pursuit of knowledge of the field.


The people destined for cybersecurity jobs are the math autismos who get recruited out of secondary school (think that MI5 guy who died zipped up in his suitcase in a bath) and people with actual autism who have had a passion for it all their lives.
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>>74960393
you're mentally ill spouting utter shite all the fucking time
starting to think you might be Tim
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>>74960325
Meanwhile the mandem get caught on road smokin a zoot and get sent down forever.

really makes you think
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>>74959956
good riddance to the little runts
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>>74960382
reeeallly

i remember during the death march in the last olympics some guys shoelace kept coming undone for literally hours on end and all the commentary were laughing their heads off and referring to the saga as lace-gate
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Torries are the only sane group in the UK
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>>74960105
>/soc/ camwhore
hmm think we might need to migrate boards lads
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>>74960349
Don't be rash with it lad. You have to be okay with bumps and troughs. My suggestion would be

1. Only go into coins you really believe in for whatever reason (it's tech, it's marketing, it's features) you won't make money chasing hype
2. Set some long term goals you won't be a millionaire over night, even the early BTC adopters didn't just wake up one day and it was 10,000% higher.
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>>74960432
>gif
fuck off
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they shouldn't count international students in immigration figures as they usually leave once they finish studying and are a massive net plus for the economy and make it seem like more people are moving here than they are
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>>74960439
me on the right
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http://anon-kittens.tumblr.com/
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>>74960397
No respectable brit says arse anymore grandpa.
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Saw a girl in dungarees today.

VERY attractive look.
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>>74960432
wew that's fucking hot
hate being a lonely virgin
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>>74960432
I've got a long 250ETH long open on 5x leverage

I hold 200
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>>74960432
would do anything to engage in sexual relations with a boy and girl at same time desu
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31 degrees today lads
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>>74960446
no one goes to prison for smoking a "zoot"
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>>74960510
pretty cold
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left or right lads
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>>74960383
Trumps had a few vocal flubs, but nothing as bad as Obama's or Bush's worst day. Although by the news you really couldn't tell, he's not done anything to make him the worst president ever
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>>74960432
Why Sia lad
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A more inclusive and tolerant /brit/? Now that I can get behind.
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>>74960518
the mandem do by the dutty babylon
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too fuckin hot out
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>>74960528
me on the left
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>>74960470
well if they count the ones leaving too, it should balance out the net migration figure regardless shoudln't it
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>>74960397
>>ass
fuck off yank
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>>74960438
just find all the botnets/spying/deep web fascinating

oh well
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for me it's the lib dems
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which part of the body is best to stick a knife in if I want to die?
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guy i know who is a former banker and responsible for inviting thousands of foreigners into this country purely for their money says brexit is going to be a disaster that will cost quarter of a million jobs
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>>74960499

Nice

Only got XRP going rn.

>>74960541

Tasty little jump today, active dev team and a coin which actually has a great use. what's not to like.
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>>74960566
not if more are coming than leaving.
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>>74960438
>math
FOY
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>>74960581
brain
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>>74960532
imagine actually being this fucking stupid lmao
I mean it's actually staggering that someone could think like this
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>>74960581
it depends on the knife and how willing you are
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>>74960532
vocal flubs. lol what you seriously think bushisms is the worst a president can do? fuck me don't ever vote again
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just linked the student room to this thread
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>>74960592
tell Tony Blair I said hi x
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>>74960562
in english please

im guessing dutty babylon means police
>>74960581
heart/aorta/vena cava/subclavian artery

don't aim carotid because you'll probably fuck it up
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WHAT IS ETH LADS?

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF IT?
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>>74960581

mouth
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>>74960532
I miss Bush
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>>74960632
doubt it
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>>74960461
move to /soc/?
trying to cut down on the wanks lad, not increase them
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>>74960592
Ah yes capitalism
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>police, social workers, bent labour councillors ignore 1400 white girls being relentlessly groomed, abused and raped by pakis over a 16 year period for fear of upsetting their bizarre social experiments, diversity bullshit and multiculturalism nonsense gets constantly swept under the carpet by lefties because they're more interested in telling us the tories have nonces in their ranks.
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>>74960614
that's not really easy though is it?
>>74960623
it's a big fucking knife and I'm very willing
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>>74960644
don't fall for the altcoin meme

>>>/biz/2095956
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>>74960633
blair wasn't a banker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LaYNpf9v1Y#t=1938.065895

yewtewb is filled with really interesting space and science videos
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>>74960631
Trump hasn't even done anything yet.

>>74960622
What has Trump actually done that's bad?
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ditched the student bar now I'm in an underground lair watching some shit band

pub crawls on your own are underrated
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>>74960667
is it sharp though
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>>74960607
so you think there is a significant difference in new foreign students today than 3 years ago?

i don't
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>>74960528
if left comes with the van then her, keep her at the back at all times and its literally a fuck mobile
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>guy I knew back in year 7 left school
>see he's changed his gender from male to female
>uploads this pic today

fuck lads. Can't even tell she used to be a guy.
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hippy BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39954122
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>>74960541
>>74960599
Looking into Sia right now and I have two things to say

1. Really promising tech
2. Any coincidence Silicon Valley just did an episode where the main Character proposes a P2P internet in a very Sia like way (just using his fictionally amazing compression algorithm) and now Sia is getting some attention
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>>74960566
no it should be a separate figure altogether, there is nothing wrong whatsoever in having increasing amounts of international students coming into the country as they are a massive net plus to the economy and help fund our own students degrees, it is economic self-harm to limit numbers of international students and that's the problem with giving a set figure for how many migrants we want coming in, if we separated international students from migration figures this wouldn't be a problem
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>>74960698
Fuck them
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>>74960465
Thanks Bruce

I'm going to leave the position open overnight. Very unlikely to get liquidated and I think we might should see 100EUR/ETH in the next 2-3 weeks.

You're right though, I need to set goals.

I'm confident in ETH long-term
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>>74960634
is that straight through the chest or up under the ribcage?
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>>74960687
spoken to anyone yet?
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box nood
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>>74960687
is this liverpool

coming to hunt you down
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>>74960685
that's terrible in itself
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>>74960698
you can clearly tell from the chin though you thicko
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>>74960699
>She had a YouTube channel called Sophie's Joy Breastfeeding Mama, on which she uploaded videos about nursing her son until the age of eight.
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can realistically see lisicki joining an antifa chapter some day and getting heemed by some EDL skinhead rorke
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>>74960737
Yeah just told some bloke the Sheffield Wednesday score
>>74960739
Edinburgh
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>>74960698
ahahahaha

that's clearly a man
look at that jaw
those lips
the nose
the eyes
the forehead/brow
the chin
christ alive
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only ETH I know is ETH-LAD
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>>74960688
I'm not an expert on how sharp a knife is but I reckon it's quite sharp
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>>74960698
>Can't even tell she used to be a guy.
look at that fuckin chin m8 of course it was a guy
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>>74960666
>because they're more interested in telling us the tories have nonces in their ranks.

>tories allow media and politicians to around noncing and even murdering children, with police and institutional protections over several decades just because of their bizarre power-fetishes, occult practices and elitist nonsense, but constantly gets swept under the carpet by tories who destroy the evidence and plant false-flags.

labour and tories (and libdems). all 3.
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>>74960349
the cryptocurrency business plan is:
1 create lots of worthless currency
2 hype it as a new platform to drive up "demand"
3 sell off your early currency at a gigantic margin
4 abandon

do not listen to people online telling you to invest and showing you graphs; it is a pyramid scheme designed to suck in techies/libertarians.
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any scousers want to meet up for a dirty scrap?
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>>74960735
if u can get it through the ribs that would be optimal but even a heart stab might not be as quick as you wan't it to be

under the ribcage I imagine most painful
down through the inside of the left collarbone might be a good shout (knife must be very sharp and faster insertion would increase probability of success)

why you offing yourself anyway
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>>74960666

they were all little slags who wanted it
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>>74960767
I always nearly piss myself laughing at his stupid fucking face
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>>74960792
me second from the right
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>>74960690
there's probably more now than there was then.
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>bloke comes up to me yesterday asking for money so he can get the train home because he hasn't got anything on him
>said he wasn't from round here and needed to get home
>looked a bit dodgy but gave him the benefit of the doubt and gave him a tenner
>saw him this morning by the station sat on the floor surrounded by needles

ahh yes, think i learnt my lesson
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made body contact with a grill and she smiled at me after
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>>74960581
an american policeman
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>>74960803
>tories allow media and politicians to around noncing and even murdering children
proofs
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>>74960797
what type of knife is it?
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>>74960797
test how sharp it is

if it isn't sharp you'll just end up hurting yourself
and even if it is sharp, you need to know where you're stabbing
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>>74960767

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uZEV_rsZh4

this is the dead woman hmmm
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>>74960852
FONT
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what should i be investing in then? and where do i begin? i am like little baby
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>>74960775
EDL hasn't been skin heads since the 80s when they took it from the mods
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>>74960830
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>>74960847
i only ever give homeless people food or water. if he wanted a ticket you should have gone and bought it for him (with him)
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>>74960847
A FUCKING TENNER? UTTER FUCKING MUG
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>>74960000
cute gif
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>>74960825
alri rasheed
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if grime is dead then how am I here
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>>74960820
im game for a scrap but what do you mean by dirty, I would be more interested in stopping once one party has clearly won or surrendered and no eye gouging or ball kicking

height/weight?
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underwear smells like piss
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>>74960821
>why you offing yourself anyway
I could literally write paragraphs of reasons why and if you're not thick you'll agree it's the best thing I can do. But I'm wasting enough pixels writing this as it is.
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got off the tram a stop early to follow a woman in tights

no word of a lie this is my life now
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do girls eat yorkies?
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>>74960877
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woTjrHp00K0 laffing
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>>74960847
dont worry lad if you give him enough money he might just go overboard and get himself a one way ticket on the underground
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>>74960882
Invest in Eastern Poland
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>>74960919
like you x
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>>74960876
hm
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>>74960868
most of the evidence and false-flags seem to have been set up to dilute the reality of claims, but we at least still know about cyril and jimmy
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>>74960870
a big kitchen knife, a nice proper one
>>74960873
I mean it seems pretty sharp, and I have a vague idea of where to stab, is it a good idea to get drunk before I do it?
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>>74960931
Just jump off something really high and shut the fuck up

Bet you ain't got the fucking balls
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>>74960956
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the tories hate the mandem
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I'm having a hard time deciding if the Normans or Anglo-Saxons were the world's most powerful race
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>young black guy walks up to me in the underpass in brum and comes up to my face and says he just got out of prison and is wondering if i can lend him some change as he needs to save to have somewhere to sleep
>reach into pocket and take out random coin
>oh shit it's £2
>give it him anyway and say here you go mate best of luck
>he doesn't say thank you and asks if i have more
what the fuck ungrateful dickhead never got that before
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>>74960818

Don't listen to this guy. Altcoins are the easiest things to make a good margin on.

Bitcoin is the daddy, but won't always be, soon they will have to decide what to do with the horrendous 1mb blocksize.

Bitcoin also dipped to 49% of the marketshare of all coins, the big boys such as Ripple and Ethereum are ready to rise up.
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>>74960931
there's no rush
I'm not going to try and talk you out of it

but yeah unless you have a military grade knife you might run into some troubles, its definitely not a relatively easy/painless way to go and if you're biological knowledge is subpar there is a huge chance you'll fuck the whole thing up
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>>74960976

she looks nice
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>>74960899
doing a screech
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never understood these.

are kids dying between 3 and 9 and than coming back to life?
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>>74960969
:3
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>>74960818
Yeah absolutely the case for shitcoins. I only hold established coins though. Ethereum has a lot of institutional interest.
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>>74960980
proofs
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>>74960985
>a big kitchen knife, a nice proper one

something double edged would be better, but it will probably do the job if you're determined enough
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Max I give to hobos is 50p if that

most of the time I say I don't have anything
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is there a way of shorting on these virtual currencies?
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i mine gridcoin
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>>74961017
vast majority of cryptos have literally no use
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>>74960882
if your asking on /brit/ you clearly shouldnt be investing at all, you need to do some research.
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>>74961081
>your
stopped reading there
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>>74960987
bet I have you little cunt
>>74961018
>there is a huge chance you'll fuck the whole thing up
shit, why'd you have to tell me that? Now I'm definitely going to have to jump off something high, which is a bit scarier tbqh. How high do I have to be? Providing I manage to land on my head?
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>>74960084
Poof = Fag?
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PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES
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>>74961031
Denise Schaefer she's called. Some Yank-Peru model. Gorgeous eyes
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Tories to propose four main immigrant policies:

>Bring numbers down to tens of thousands
>A new tax/charge for employing immigrants to make them less desirable compared to natives
>Immigrants will have to pay to use NHS services, no automatic right to healthcare for foreigners
>Deportation of those who hold values contrary to "British values".

And people still deny that we are marching into Fascism under Theresa May.
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>>74960000
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>>74961047
brainlet
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>>74961047
no lol people just had less kids 7/8ish years ago than they did 3/4 years ago

probably something to do with the financial crisis
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https://youtu.be/oNW5V5ng-2E?t=1139
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>>74961001
your true enemy is yourself, anon..
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Imagine not investing in ripple.
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>i pay attention to virtual currency
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>>74961110
it's not a cigarette
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rented flat in high wycombe
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>>74961121
If the person doesn't hold British values, then why should they stay in Britain?
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>>74961122
he's really not quite human is he?
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Hope you all get fucked over by virtual currency x
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>>74961108
>How high do I have to be? Providing I manage to land on my head?

at least 40 feet
preferably 60+

but hanging would just be simpler than jumping, thats how i'll probably kill myself when its time
>>
>>74961106
bet you did you illiterate retard
>>
>>74961182
didn't realise you had to maintain government mandated opinions to live somewhere
>>
Just purchased £100 of dogecoin

you just watch lads I'm gonna be rich
>>
>>74961108
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
>>
>>74961150
put $2k in snapchat a few weeks ago, i love the product so i'm glad i can invest in it
>>
>>74961182
There is no such thing as British values, only human values.
>>
>>74961182
because it's an arbitrary construct that can change on a whim, I think I might see what you're getting at, but it's a dangerous precedent to set
>>
going to bed stuy tomorrow to see a show haha

might put on my leather jacket for this one
>>
>>74961121
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>
>>74961211
Well this is certainly how it ought to be, internationalist.
>>
>>74960923
not telling m8

we meet behind sefton park greenhouse then go for it
>>
>>74961161
you will stay poor
>>
tim got a new light bulb lads
>>
new bench PB
https://www.instagram.com/p/BULhEBDh3Tq/
>>
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>>74961123
>>74961132


Thoughts on this?
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>>74961121
>>Bring numbers down to tens of thousands
they've notably not mentioned a date at which this will be done - unlike before where they did and failed.
>>A new tax/charge for employing immigrants to make them less desirable compared to natives
policy based on pure politics, not based on evidence.
>>Immigrants will have to pay to use NHS services, no automatic right to healthcare for foreigners
fair enough
>>Deportation of those who hold values contrary to "British values".
worrisome - starts with the migrants, but then who else will suffer for not having certain values.
>>
>>74961121
>Deportation of those who hold values contrary to "British values".
this could be a good idea or a slippery slope to becoming 1984 tier
>>
>british values

NO SUCH THING!
>>
>>74961196
Got nothing to hang myself with or from, probably won't even be able to tie the noose properly
>>
>>74961215

memeing aside, doge is still alive after all these years.
>>
>>74961244
No it's not
>>74961250
You don't seem to know what internationalism is
>>
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>Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
>really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>
>>74961182
define "British values"
>>
>>74960876
>while sucking one tit, the kid starts playing with the other one between his finger and thumb and the nipples goes hard
That woman is being sexually stimulated by that.
>>
>>74961059
>'dit
'uck 'of
>>
>>74961121
hate this tory defined "British values" bullshit, had to teach it last month and it felt so wrong, i mean sure there are some defined British values but what stops them deporting, say, European leftists who clearly fit in with our society but just hold fringe views? poorly thought out and even poorly implemented idea
>>
>>74961271
>>74961275
It will be used against everyone who doesn't agree with Theresa May, she has a totalitarian streak in her.
>>
>>74961286
>You don't seem to know what internationalism is

I recognize this poster.
>>
>>74961260
what happened to 20.000 pakis?
>>
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>>74961225
nevr felt happy
alweys dark nevr happy dey
>>
>>74961314
Nothing, and that is the point of it. To have us all at the mercy of Theresa May.
>>
>>74961326
i heemed them all
>>
limeys
>>
>>74961323
x
>>
>>74961250
>internationalist
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>
>>74961121
superb policies if they enact them
doubt they will
>>
>>74961317
She'd be right at home with the Stasi honestly, or Soviet bloc secret police force. Got the face for it too.
>>
female privilege

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/16/oxford-university-lavinia-woodward-stabbed-boyfriend-may-avoid-jail
>>
>>74961047
no, every year a line is created (all births), then every year after it is pushed up one line and reduced by any deaths. the line never gets bigger, only smaller, and one line does not affect any other.

the squeeze between 7-9 years is probably people having less children due to the recession.
>>
ngl Vice does some pretty cracking documentaries

i can excuse the lefty bias, they get some really good journalism done
>>
>>74961250
don't need a thought police to fight the worst bits of backwards culture though

i mean the parts of islamism we don't like already involve violence and coercion of others which are both illegal
>>
>>74961369
>Dumb Rorke will march into totalitarianism just because the Tories are attacking brown people
>>
>>74961346
she's too incompetent to pull off something like that, just look at her in interviews, most useless tory leader i've ever seen
>>
might buy 1 (one) bitcoin

the value is only going to go up isn't it?
>>
>>74961121
looks good to me
>>
amazing how close norway is to us . on maps it looks so far away
>>
>>74961283
nooses are easy to tie and you can use anythign if you're imaginative

I've been choked unconcious once or twice and its really no bother at all, your conciousness just vanishes like 2 seconds after the blood flow is stopped
>>
>>74961417
she's incredibly competent
>say fuck all
>people think you're incredibly powerful as a result
>>
>>74961380

literally too smart for prison
>>
>>74961398
that one about donk was really nice

there's a lot of really shit ones too though
>>
>>74961150
I'm sceptical about XRP. If I could invest in Ripple Labs I would but I just don't think XRP will be useful in the future.

Great short term gains though that I'm upset I missed out on
>>
PIDF out in full force tonight. Don't criticise Labour
>>
>>74961413
nice buzzword
>>
>>74961259
his arm pop out?
>>
been watching a lot of brain surgery vids. really interesting. squeamish pussies probably wont enjoy them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji7fohBEPnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyinfxGLLI
>>
why do girls like older guys so much? i'm just 3 years older than these girls and they're way more interested in me than if i was their age
>>
>>74961413
I actually would if I lived in France
>>
>>74961441
I can definitely something, not a long piece of thick rope, but something, I've come close to choking to unconsciousness quite a few times and it's really fucking terrifying. I hate how fucking cowardly I am.
>>
>Theresa May releases Snooper Laws and is authoritarian in general
>doesn't even debate
>will still win
WTF REEEEE
>>
>>74961253
then how will you know its me
you might just batter some poor sod out for a walk

were you wanting to do this tonight? I must warn you im a pretty experienced and dangerous fighter so if you're just an angry neet wanting to let off some steam this won't end well
>>
>>74961428

creative bait, i like it
>>
>>74961394
holy shit i just realised age = years
>>
>>74961428
what always gets me is how far north britain/europe is to north america, especially when you're comparing climates.
>>
>>74961398
Give me a good vice documentary to watch

Post a few in case I've seem one
>>
>>74961380
med students are normie retards yet think they're some sort of intellectual elite
>>
>>74961480
Ancient desire to find someone to provide for them and a family. Older men have had more time on Earth to gather resources and learn things. Simple as that.
>>
What's the point of playing dumb?

>"durrr...what are British values?"
>"our guvment is constantly changing"

You're government hasn't changed much at all in about 300 years lol. Quit acting like you're special snowflakes
>>
>>74961494
ok you win
>>
mulling over whether to visit a ''''''''sauna'''''''
>>
>>74961486
Embrace the Tory empire.
>>
*sticks photos of 5 party leaders on a dart board*
*readies my dart that will decide who I'll be voting for*
>>
tommy J i know you're here
>>
>>
>>74961444
she just repeats the same vapid bullshit over and over again, refuse to believe the british public is stupid enough to fool for it, totally useless leader
>>
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>>74961421

You'd be better off buying it and investing it on poloniex into other coins, make yourself a tidy profit.
>>
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>Ancient desire to find someone to provide for them and a family. Older men have had more time on Earth to gather resources and learn things. Simple as that.
>>
>>74961518
you're a tremendously thick cunt aren't you?
yeah society and its values are exactly the same as they were 300 years ago
>>
these are british values being taught in schools

democracy.
the rule of law.
individual liberty.
mutual respect for and tolerance of those with different faiths and beliefs and for those without faith.

looks like rorkes going to be kicked out.
>>
>>74961538
Why do normal, respectable British girls dress like prostitutes when they go out?
>>
>>74961518
no really, what are british values?
>>
>>74961428
Fake news sweetie
>>
>>74961498
muh gulf stream
>>
>>74961563
slag culture
>>
>>74961530
Corbyn > May
>>
>>74961563
They think men like it.
>>
I would like to invest in software currency but I feel like I missed out on the good stuff. I didn't mine any bitcoins because I thought it was a /g/ troll
>>
>>74961524
:/ ok
>>
>>74961601
It doesn't matter what you think. This is a Tory world, you just get to live in it.
>>
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>>74961564
>>
Going to invest in hardware currency. Yup, premium green slabs of LATINUM BABY!!!
>>
I get excited when I see a cute lad in my town, considering nearly everyone else is a fucking inbred mouthbreathing troglodyte
>>
>>74961562
the rule of law is the dodgy one, when i taught that i made a point of mentioning the suffragettes as an example of a group that acted illegally but for morally right reasons, also talked about the limitations of our democracy and we discussed ways that it could be improved (like direct democracy)
>>
don't agree with corbyn economically, but i reckon he's a sound bloke.
>>
>>74961668
direct democracy is stupid though, it completely gets democracy backwards
>>
done a google search and there's a brothel round the corner
going to check it out
>>
think my narcissistic appreciation of my own body is turning me gay ahaha
>>
>>74961664
where do u live
>>
>>74961668
i mean
>government preaches individual liberty
>enacts the snooper chart and deports people for their opinions
>>
>>74961697
works well for certain issues, switzerlands implementation of it is something to watch
>>
Daily reminder Corbyn is only raising tax on people earning over 80,000 so most people won't be taxed more
>>
>>74961699
good lad
>>
Iron my stuff for tomorrow now, or wait for tomorrow morning and do it then?

Also digits decides what takeaway I order:

1-3: Chinese
3-6: Pizza
7-9: Indian
0: Don't order it
>>
>>74961459

What exchange do you use?
>>
>>74961564
IF you have to ask that, you're probably already retarded
>>
>>74961715
bolton
>>
if odds corbyn will lose and leave
if evens corbyn will lose and stay
>>
>>74961501
this one was interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MjEYs2n4U
>>
>>74961730
lul get fucked fatty
>>
>>74961730
Interesting
>>
>>74961730
best get cooking lad
>>
>>74961718
theresa may doesn't give a flying fuck about individual liberty
>>
>>74961697
>democracy is having your vote not count in a tory or a labour stronghold
nah fuck off
>>
>>74961738
GARLIC
>>
>>74961746
Please God, make Corbyn stay. I need my memes.
>>
>>74961636
I like the ducks in the park :\
>>
>>74961730
You best not still order one you fat cunt
>>
>>74961788
no don't
>>
>>74961564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEBFfpOIng
>>
>>74961538
f-faketaxi?
>>
>>74961777
nah that's just fptp being retarded
>>
>>74961498


always wanted to settle somewhere in the hudson bay. is it cosy there?
>>
>>74961718
>deports people for their opinions
What's wrong with deporting radical Pakis who have the "opinion" to dismantle your state?

Grow a cock, pussy
>>
>>74961830
>>74961830
>>74961830
>>
>>74961804
>britpol
shan't be watching
>>74961825
Representative democracy is tyranny
>>
>>74961632
Shitcoins on Poloniex still get pumped and dumped regularly. And if Ethereum starts getting used for what it aims to do, the price will skyrocket. I'm sure there were a lot of people on the fence about Bitcoin when it was what we would now consider very low.
>>
>>74961793
same
i actually go sefton park quite often on my bike
we've probably crossed paths before
>>
2020 May's Britain

>rorke sees rasheed getting deported for shitposting about the tory party
>posts 'great based mummy may, hate islam'
>gets flagged up on the snooper's list as a lack of mutual respect for and tolerance of those with different faith
>rorke gets put in a gaol.

odd to think about.
>>
>>74961753
>>74961755
>>74961758
>>74961798
Gonna make scrambled egg, beans and toast instead.
>>
>>74961735
>>74961835
wait to fit the dumbshit turbororke mentality to a t
i'm glad this person does not have voting power here
>>
>>74961735
No come on, tell us
>>
>>74961733
Kraken because I trade the ETHEUR pair

Opened up an account with Fidorbank that allows me to easily trade GBP for EUR at good rates and transfer it to Kraken.
>>
>>74961903
And it's a shame paki-defenders like you do
>>
>>74961972
>paki-defenders
you're retarded too
go move to the US so you can be with the rest of your sub-100 IQ ilk
>>
Hey dad, sup?
>>
>>74962047
>tfw Malta voted to remain part of the UK but due to some sort of technicality it did not happen
>>
>>74962044
>paki
>inferring people are dumb

You fucking hideous piece of shit. Piss off back to Karachi. You're not welcome here and never will be
>>
>>74962139
Malta has never been part of the UK
>>
>>74962142
>P-pAkI!!
>>
>>74962193
It was part of the British Empire for centuries.
>>
>>74962220
Not part of the UK though. There is a difference. I guess our schools don't teach this to the plebs these days
>>
>>74962257
It just doesn't matter because this is a weaverfish knitting tapestry forum and not an academic environment, so you have no reason to be pedantic.
>>
>>74962200
>reddit image

Typical smelly paki bastard
>>
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Good win
>>
>>74962326
>tYpICAl sMeLlY PakI baStArd
>>
>>74962317
>it doesn't matter because i am as thick as shit
Ah yes, /brit/ anti-intellectualism strikes again.
>>
>>74962220
151 years actually. Basically we kicked Napoleon out and since then we were run by the Empire until 1964.
>>74962257
>>74962317
No fighting! Not again, this is why I moved out!
>>
>>74962406
>paki redditor

Fucking state of this nation having to tolerate you child-raping shitskin freaks
>>
>>74962532
>fUcKiNg SATE oF tHiS NaYShUn HaVInG tEh tOlErAtE YeW cHiLD RaYPeN sHiTSkIn FrEAks!
>>
>>74962626
>paki redditor humour
>>
>>74962898
>obvious stinking fucking thick redditor paki trying to claim he isn't

How does it feel to be despised in literally every nation that isn't your home, Amir?
>>
>>74963088
Here's a picture of me from a few years ago
https://a.pomf.cat/jncnkk.jpg
Happy now??
>>
>>74963204
>dumb redditor paki thinks i'm clicking his links

Nice try, shitskin
>>
>>74963252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1cFoPFF-as&feature=youtu.be&t=804
this is what is happening to your daughters every day whiteboy
and there's fuck all you can do about it
>>
>>74963337
>paki couldn't wind up a clock

Try harder, Ahmed
>>
>>74963401
no need to wind up a clock when the girlies outside my door will readily take my cock :)
>>
>>74963453
Not with consent though, mucky cunt
>>
>>74963644
lol it's not like there is anyone who will stop me

your police force doesn't want to appear racist, after all..
>>
>>74963734
It'll happen sooner or later though, shitskin.
>>
>>74963851
look at rotherham. 30 years and only 21 convictions
good luck whitey :)
>>
>>74963928
Won't be the police that get you, paki bastard
>>
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>>74963985
of course not, they're the ones protecting us!
>>
>>74964069
Not for much longer
>>
>>74964133
keep hoping there whitey
me, my friends and my (not so) little friend will be having lots of fun in the mean time
>>
>>74964186
Knowing that you can only get laid by forcing yourself on underage girls. lel
>>
>>74964314
speaking of, i'm getting horny now

so i'm going to close this dead thread and going outside. bye bye!
>>
>>74964356
ta-ra paki twat
>>
>british """""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""
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