Tell a joke about the country your country jokes the most about

based Italy

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>>74959789
fake and gay

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finns are a joke by nature

>>74960057
i understand estonia and sweden but what the fuck denmark? we don't have much contact with you guys

>>74959789
I know thats fake but whats the point?

How would Danes and Norwegians joke about us?

there was an Italian, a Frenchman and a Greek on a plane

suddenly, the Frenchman said "oh, we are above France now!"

the other two asked him "how do you know?"

The frenchman's hand was outside of the plan. "Because I can touch the Eiffel Tower" he said.

The next one to speak was the Italian. "We're above Italy now!" he said. "How do you know?" asked the others.

"I can touch the Tower of Pisa!" he said with his hand outside of the plane.

Then, the Greek spoke. "We're above Albania!" he said. "How do you know?" asked the others.

"Simple" he said. "When I put my hand outside the window, I had a watch. Now it's gone"

>>74959789
I know thats fake but whats the point?

How would Danes and Norwegians joke about us?
>>74960057
t. Never seen a Finn

'De Belgen"

There was a Ukranian, a Jew and a Pontic outside a brothel. What were they all waiting for?

The Jew was waiting for the prices to drop.

The Pontic was waiting for the lights to turn green.

And the Ukranian was waiting for his wife

... Sweden/US*

>>74960057
What am I looking at here?

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Italians are so brown that when refugee lands here, he is confused and thinks he is still home XDDDDDD

>>74960636
finns at a bus stop

>>74960145

He couldn't make any content in this board so we became his meme :DD

>>74960182
Probably about how bad we want to be Nordic.

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>>74960871
Danes promoting a busstop

>Austraila
What

>>74959789
How do you know if a Spaniard has one leg slightly shorter than the other?

He drools from both corners of his mouth.

wait we joke about sweden, not finland

>>74961313
Fucked it up.

doesn't have*

>>74960871
Why are they so far apart? When the bus comes they'l have to sprint all the way, maybe making the bus driver wait. Seems kind of inefficient.

>>74961318
tell me a joke

>>74960975
fake pic, also we are nordic, mr kang

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>>74959789
What do you call a cow with no legs?

An American with no legs

>>74961313
How do you spot a genius -level swede?

-He can read without moving his lips.

We joke about other Canadians.

An Ontarian, a Quebecer and a Newfie were picking up their kids from daycare.

"My daughter was born on Victoria day, so we called her Victoria," said the Ontarian.

"Is that right?" Said the Quebecer. "My son was born on la fête de St. Jean Baptiste, so we call him Jean."

The Newfie's face lit up.

"Jaysus what a coincidence! Dat's why we calls our daughter Pancake."

do you know why the swede brought his binoculars to a funeral?

they were going to bury a distant relative of his

>>74961443
Sure we are bud :) Also, not kang.

>>74961593
Why don't you shouldn't tell jokes to swede on Thurdays?

-He will laugh at them during Sunday mass.

>>74961593
here in argentina we tell those "they are dumb" jokes about Galicians

>>74961605
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries

A young lad from Newfoundland was having a hard time attracting women at the beach, so he decided to ask his friend the lifeguard for advice.

"It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos--about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling ye, man.. .ye'll have all de babes ye wants!"

The following weekend, the Newfie hit the beach with his new Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody he walked past immediately covered their faces and started gagging.<

The Newfie went back to the lifeguard and said, "I did what ye said, but it's still not working."

"Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!" said the lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!"

>>74960049
SCOTLAND MENTIONED

I do know they joke about our skinflint ways, but no idea why

A guy from Toronto wants to become a Newfie. He goes to a surgeon and asks if this is possible. The surgeon tells him "absolutely, we just have to cut out 1/3 of your brain and you'll be a Newfie." The guy agrees and they put him under.

So after the guy wakes up from the operation the surgeon tells him "I'm sorry, but there has been a terrible accident, we mistakenly cut out 2/3 of your brain" to which the man replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

>>74961742
I know what it says. It's sad that this has become the popular "truth".

>>74961821
kek

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>>74961232
shetland bus stops are better

>>74959789
wtf we joke way more about sweden, not finland

>>74961706
But Galicia, Spain is on the other continent?

>>74961870
Explain to me why you think it's not true. I honestly don't get it.

>>74961871
Where can you find 8 million French jokes?

In Quebec

>>74961967
we had a lot of immigrants from Spain, in, for example, the 1920s

>>74961925

You have Finnish jokes btw? :D

Or this was just some meme pic

>>74961232
God dam if this made the news somewhere, it must be one boring places to live.

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>>74959789

It's 1870, and as nationalist strikes and riots in Iceland have gotten worse following news of the attempted assassination of Jón Sigurðsson by the Danish monarchy, the monarchy enacts a mandatory, nationwide curfew, punishable by death.

All Icelanders are to be within their homes by 7PM.

Two Danish royal policemen are going about their day as usual, joking around, having a cigarette, as they always do, when the lower ranking officer suddenly grabs his rifle and blasts an Icelandic man just walking down the street in the head, killing him instantly.

The higher ranking officer is furious and yells at his subordinate "What the fuck are you doing?! It's only 6PM?" The other policeman then calmly replies "I actually know that guy, he's from the next town over and would never have made it home on time". He is promptly promoted the following day.

>>74960057
is that a walking trail?

>>74960049
>>74962020

>>74959789
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian went on an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How do you drown an American?

Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

>>74962271
I dont get it.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A Canadian not only has a sense of humour, but can spell it as well.

>>74962233
Black humour! Like dead children, they never get old.

I just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/pw3e64sosEg

>>74962635
Battlefied 1 developers
https://youtu.be/l4ihLgWxRqg

Why are American beer and sex in a canoe similar?

They're both fucking close to water.

>>74961475
Damn, I unironically laughed

>>74961982
The term "Nordic" originally meant only North Germanic countries, it was expanded to include Finland post-WWII.
Nowadays the countries do have similar policies but a lot of that has to do with Finland copying what Sweden does first, not really something to be proud of.
One of the common defenses for mandatory Swedish education is questioning if Finland would be considered Nordic anymore after that.
I have nothing against the Scandies, but our status as Nordic obviously differs from theirs.

>>74959789
>how does a belgian kill a fish?
>he drowns it

>what does a belgian do when he is being chased in the desert?
>he signals to go right but secretly goes left

>a belgian man is waiting on the bus
>the driver yells at him to get off the fucking bus

>>74963451
>on dutch milk cartons it says "open here"
>on belgian milk cartons it says "open at home"

>how can you save a belgian man from drowning?
>by letting go of his head

someone stop me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg

>>74963636
please more, I'm stealing the milk one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

Meanwhile in Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hnPL3DpIj4

>>74959789
wut? we don't joke about Portugal? actually I've never heard any in my life

>>74961575
Best laugh today, thank you

>>74959789
We joke about other parts of the country and Brazilians

>>74968565
Tell us one about the monkey-eaters.

>>74959789
The whole map should have a one big David's star drawn over it to be quite honest famalamadingdong

>american

Trump