/asean/

xth for just kill me senpai

>>74958464
Use a gun and do it in the bathtub

>>74958277
Please delete my forehead and imotou in the pic pls. TIA.

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Morning anon, when will it snow in this godforsaken region anyway?

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>>74961471
I havent seen snow in 6 years

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>tfw see post of my batchmate
>wasnt brilliant at school
>married young just after turning 19
>no job, just a housewife
>at the same year she:
>manages to buy a house already
>buys her husband a fugging Nissan car with custom plate numbers
How do you even compete? It must be nice having huge chunks of vash lying around. At least I can be humble and say that I'll make my own wealth and power, not just inherit it.

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G'morning /asean/

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Guten nacht, /asean/. Make sure you pray to Jesus and thank him for protecting you throughout the night from daemons.

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WE

I like this trend. Next anime movie to be shown in cinemas.
https://animephproject.com/2017/05/17/corner-world-anime-movie-released-philippines/

>>74967361
No one watches them in cinemas, though. Call me if an anison artist is coming here.

>>74967389
Fuck off.

My class is talking about white privelege. It's okay because apparently they're assholes.

pak bagi duit pak
pengin beli switch pak

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What the fuck is this bullshit? Explain yourselves!

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Here is the hopeless former NEET anon again folks, please bear with me.

>talked to the twisted her last Saturday for the very first time on phone and happily talked about normal things
>was really happy but I hanged up intentionally using an excuse because I was having a mental block
>apologized to her on email and she said that she doesn't mind it. she knows I'm a huge introvert
>Sunday came and was with my mother for Mother's Day on mall while I was pestering her on phone
>she said she also happened to be on the mall I was into with her 2 brothers
>what the how the h*ck did this happen
>did a wild goose chase with her on the whole floor
>didn't see her in the end since both of us didn't specify what we were wearing and can only resort to guesses in the end
>she told me the details of what I was wearing
>oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
>following week was filled with constant friendly banter and our happenings in life via text all day (no longer via email)
>decide to finally call her again yesterday and she accepted
>I was so happy and we talked about plain things for 40 minutes, a lot of minutes lesser than last but this time, ending the talk on a good note

There are a lot of things bugging me right now like why we don't tease each other on phone but I'm currently very happy. I'm also 4 or 5/10 unattractive irl but am really glad that she still talks to me. That's all for today.

>>74969321
Good blog Anon. You just gimme the needed fuel for my suicidal rocket.

rate my music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpG_yWy0xS4

>>74969670
Colonial mentality music/10

XDDDD

>>74969960
;0 ;) :) :P XD

>>74969960
le

>>74962552

>How do you even compete?
>I'll make my own wealth

You already said it yourself retard. Even a tricycle driver or fishball vendor is richer than someone with 0 income who's able to buy a house and a car

>>74969960
(^:

>>74962552
What is Loans xDDD
Tbh i could buy a house and car if i want to

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>>74969321
Fuck blogposting

But good job, hope your happiness lasts

>>74958277
i want to be included inside the pic :3

>>74969176
Everyone has a Hajji inside all of them. Admit it, kids are for *explicit*

First time passing by Cavitex for this month and I'm seeing some debris-like structure in Cavite City near Sangley point. I seriously hope this is not that ridiculously bad placement of the proposed new airport

>>74962552
Sure it's nice having a huge chunk of cash lying around but think about the expenses that comes after buying a house & lot and a car. Be more practical though there's nothing wrong buying a car if you're earning enough to sustain the maintenance, the tax, and the gas for it and a house if you're in a strategic location.

>>74970895
Because you touch yourself at night

So y'all read this yet?
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/lolas-story/524490/

>>74972249
ulol manahimik ka gago isang sapak ka lang sa akin

>>74972316
Someone posted it one or two threads ago. I enjoyed it but there's not much to comment on.

>>74958277
why are these haircuts so bad?

Does SEA have its own version of favela?

>>74973550
Manilan slums, kek.

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>>74972316
She could just poison them. It's not like she's restricted by magic and shit like in any isekai stories.

>>74970895
I think that's the new Ayala development.

>>74973438
Because they're your average 4channers, not supermodels.

>>74972613
Pak u nanay mo pokpok

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>>74973907
Rin is shit.

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>>74974107

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>>74973907
>>74974107
>>74974133
sorry, but only SEA animaymay characters are allowed

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STOP IT

>>74974324
Vietnamese men/ white women: 12045
Vietnamese women/ white men: 15408

come on, it's not that many

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>>74974425
Lapu Lapu hero not you cebu power

>>74974360
the point is degenerates are flocking to SEA just for easy pussies and that is not okay

>>74974167
>>74974453
What is Lapu Lapu? A variant of Pag Pag?

>>74969321
lucky you anon
the only girl who I ever had a chance of having a relationship with doesnt respond to my texts and messages as regularly as before I confessed to her

>>74973569
Poison them with what
what will she do after

>>74967389
Kotoringo composes both OST and theme songs. She previously worked on Gourmet Girl Graffiti.

>>74974646
fish

Mahal-chan <3

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>>74974425

>>74969670
>>74969960
I disagree. Japan didn't really colonise the Philippines enough to form a colonial mentality (more like invaded because of the US). Though I'd prefer them rather than racist whites and spics.
I'd want to see this in Tagalog though. But with an OPM genre and Philippine culture. :^)

>>74975133
So sad that someone believes this

>>74966840
WUZ

>>74975171
What do you mean by that? Wasn't the other guy just joking?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bpCtXuNkso

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bpCtXuNkso

More Japanese/Korean colonial mentality music

XDDD

>>74974759

Where is a good place to practice small talk? I'm so bad at it apparently.

>>74975133
wow you're really obsessed with Japan. but then again this is 4chan.

anyway, if we translate it into Filipino the Music video should have spanish colonial Philippines as the backdrop. the singer wearing our Katipunan uniform.

>>74975349
>>74975285

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gJGluxYDf8

Fucking colonial mentality phone

>>74975359
Cringe that he has to revise history for it

>>74975359
>wow you're really obsessed with Japan
What's that got to do with obsession with Japan? I only really like the medium, remove everything that makes it Japanese and replace it with everything new or Filipino, I'm fine with that too.


>we translate
We don't translate, we make it ourselves.
That's the reason why cartoons are good but English dubbed anime are so bad.

>>74975285
I hate girl groups, I say we should be more individualistic in our music

>>74975411
hah anime Japanese makes me cringe. I've heard Japanese people talk, they do not sound like that (mostly)

>>74975424
Its obviously the fault of colonial mentality from the Japanese and Koreans

hah anime Japanese makes me cringe. I've heard Japanese people talk, they do not sound like that (mostly)

>>74975438
Agreed. I really hate how they try to sound cool but they sound like a piss wimp.
Tagalog is a strong and an elegant language on the other hand and can sound really awesome if we make it so :^)

I think I've posted that here before.

>>74975455
>>74975438
oh fuck double post

>>74975477
Double the trigger
Lols

>>74975444
>>74975455
>>74975466
>>74975477
>44
>55
>66
>77
Damn. The dubs god is on the roll today.

>>74975466
Philippines are subhumans

>>74975285
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cIlbSNoKJy8

Its in Tagalog so obviously OG flip music

>>74975526
m2thanks

>>74975526
Fite me proxyfag. :^)
Speak Japanese to prove your legitimacy.

>>74975581
what is your opinion on the song kanlungan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFDuZ_xs7AE

>>74975657
It sounds like a 90's old-fashioned music.
If you're asking me to rate it, I'm pretty indifferent about it.

>>74975741
no colonial mentality comments? :^)

>>74975778
Not really. I mean music can literally be anything. What's this colonial mentality thing about?
I would tie colonial mentality to culture rather than music.

can form flash mob with perfect choreographed dance moves

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>Last game is Flip Vs Indog
I'm ready.
Indog has nothing to lose against overpowered Flip team.

>>74975910
wait.. this isn't that thread

>>74975927
What's this?

>>74975948
OwO

>>74975285
>indon kpoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLDJgglp4TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVTp4SRIh8k
>indon jpoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLN38I5H4AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DEhZtCj7Y4

>>74975927
>implying you can beat 3rd ranked on FIBA Asia

>>74975956
SEA monkey basketball competition.

>>74975968
Exactly.
Indog has nothing to lose.

>>74975981
I see. Well good luck.

>>74975957
OwO

>>74975948
Australia doesn't even need to play on ASEAN Football Federation because they know they can easily wreck everyone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASEAN_Football_Federation

>>74975539
>>74975957
>>74975373
I guess are Japanese and Korean "colonial mentality" is stronger

>>74975657
>Using Guitar
>instrument we got from Spain


Colonial mentality tier

XDDD

nice lyrics tho

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>not singing Patria Adorada as national anthem
Why aren't you loyal to the King?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KUiDHlOxEE

>>>/sp/75979769
>TIL this tripfag is indog

>>74976309
why haven't you invaded the rest of us yet?

>>74976175
tsktsk more colonial mentality

>cunt
>do you slap a chink in front of the prime minister on live tv?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnA53eeirgA

>>74976309
Where have I seen him before?

>>74976383
what's going on and why is our steven spielberg talking to jibby?

>>74976383
MALASIA BOLEH

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>>74976441
It's of of those TN50 talks, this time with industri seni people

>>74976383
We don't have prime minister anymore, silly.

>>74976175
I wonder what our anthem would sound like in French, still, it's pointless because French speakers are rare as fuck.

>>74976339
This general or SEA?

>>74976568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRUJ-fjAMao

>>74976397
/a/

>>74976515
Tengok video, yeah he was rude interrupting someone elses speech and event, but he should've just been escorted out imo.

Guy (Mat Over, who?) just came by and slapped David, making him the bad guy and making David the victim. I guess he just couldn't control his temper is all.

>>74976596
SEA

>>74976637
thanks man, now i know what's for my dinner viewing.

>>74976691
We invaded a cunt once, and UN just can't stop bitchin' about it so we just let it go.

>>74976655
It just shows the lack of security here

1. How can David came up on stage and snatch the mic without permission

2. How can Mat Over walked over to him without the security stopping him first

Anyway you never watched Pi Mai Pi Mang Tang Tu before? It was on TV3 up until 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ts7y5cQM-Y

>>74976691
We could easily annex Chinkapoor & Bruneo, but why?
Indog can't even maintain its current unity nicely in this internet era.

>>74976821
Yeah, the cops pun came in after to break up the fight.

>Pi Mai Pi Mai Tang Tu
>2004
I was 6 then. I rarely watch tv series now anyways. Been busy with vidya and assignments/home work since primary school.

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>>74976947
>kids born in 1998 can post on 4chan now

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cool old uniform post yours.

>>74977067
I was a better person not knowing this website. Now all I do is look for chink and desi porn and occasionaly, indo+malay porn.

>>74976947
I already read Harakah the year you was born

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Tfw relatives is forcing me to go to japan, all i want is to read my lewd vns. Fuck them 2bh.

>>74977156
That's really tame, how long have you been here newfriend?

>>74977163
What happenned in the later years of the 90's? I heard the turn of the millenium was a heck of a day.
>people lying on the streets
>booze
>whores
>all around shitfest in kl

>>74977226
I- I can't say the other things la
>new
Lurker from '11 so I was around 12. I thought I was edgy because I heard about 4chan. I knew how to look at threads but I was too stupid to figure out how to reply.

>>74977243
>tfw you didn't get to watch stone cold steve austin
Great times.

>>74977363
What does he do now, you think? Both grandads were huge wrestling fans. No tapes but you remember when late night TV3 showed WWE and RAW? I remember the girl wrestlers coming in and mom would make us go to bed and left gramps in his room watching the girls fight.

>>74977243
I don't remember much aside from the political shitstorm

>Anwar was sacked
>Reformasi
>They brought a mattress to court with Anwar's semen on it
>All bahasa baku from the tv is banned because it was Anwar's legacy
>KeADILAN was formed (later Parti Keadilan Nasional, then Parti Keadilan Rakyat after it emerged with Parti Rakyat Malaysia)
>Pas won in Terengganu
>Mahathir stopped royalti payment to Terengganu
>Harakah from twice a week, to once a week, to twice a month publication because of permit from KDN
>Teachers who supported opposition were transferred to Sabah and Sarawak

The best thing when you're a primary school student in Terengganu at that time (me), we get all the money from wang ehsan (which replaced royalti money that supposed to go to state government).

Very delicious food during extra classes on the weekend, with air sirap and everything. Some even get bicycles and bagpack. Teachers get a lot of allowances to conduct extra classes for PTS/UPSR/PMR/SPM. I think this is when Terengganu started to become the leader in national exam ranking.

>tfw you can't relived the moment when you're rushing back home from your school on the weekend on your bicycles with nasi bungkus and air sirap and made it just in time to watch Dragon Ball

>>74977628
>Bahasa baku banned from tv
no wonder the news use words like "dekat" and not "berdekatan"
>Terengganu
Does cod fish oil play a part in making you guys the smartest in Malaysia?

Negeri Sembilan = Minangkabau ?

>>74977339
>fucking 12 years old
Been here since '09 and was underage too, but at least I knew how to post epic memes.

>>74977776
I don't know about that we sure do eat a lot of fish. Even the default karipap is with inti ikan.

>>74977842
>tfw no minang blood
>tfw no dom wife hitting me and choking me while wearing traditional minang kerbau hat
why live?

>>74977852
I started posting a lot more after I found clover a year ago.

>>74977842
Negeri Sembilan = Minang
Selangor/Johor = Bugis + Jawa

>>74977913
I wish I have sumatran malay blood like minang or palembang or aceh, so I can go to Malaysia and fit in the socity easily.
Btw, the wife of the Sultan of the Perak, is she Malay or foreign?

>>74977936
Kedah = Siamese/Thai ?

if you could rename your country, what would it be ?

>>74977986
Is it really hard to integrate to Malaysia if you aren't melayu? I was there once and nobody noticed that I'm Indon until they noticed my ridiculous fake malaysian accent.

>>74977986
Half Malay half English

>>74978012
Kedah, Terengganu, Kelantan, Pahang, Perak are Malays

Pulau Pinang is chink and mamak (Indian Muslim)

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http://www.the-afc.com/afcasfeeds?view=all&type=Stage&id=203#ui-tabs-1
>lelaysia

>>74978109
>Brunei
It's not even funny anymore, it's straight up bullying.

>>74978070
Tanah Melayu
>actually chink passing so idk how to feel bout this

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>>74975182
RAJAZ

>>74978271
I'm still waiting for Total War:Asia. maybe we can just be pirates and stuff

>>74978070
Philips penis

>>74978070
Didn't Marcos proposed to change it to "Maharlika"? what do you think of it?

>>74978306
>everyone light infantry
>everyone dies by the time European powers come by

>>74978339
>Filipinas
sounds like it t b h

>>74975411
>>we translate
>We don't translate, we make it ourselves.
You said you wanted a Tagalog version, we'll have to translate it first, don't we?

>>74978306
Total war set in ancient china sounds fun, but I don't think that SEA one would be interesting.
Tbqh SEA history wasn't well recorded.

>>74978396
Yeah, that's why I said pirates.

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>>74977363
>>74977551
https://www.podcastone.com/Steve-Austin-Show

pic unrelated

have fun

>>74978414
just be mercenaries or raiders, nothing too fancy.

>>74978430
I miss WWF, back in the late 90s/early 00 every restaurant in Malaysia showed it on their TV. It was the #1 customer magnet.

>>74978443
Then ASEAN Warband mod would be better.

>>74978513
Mount and Blade 2 when? im crying here

>>74978477
>ywn spit water out like HHH again
>ywn see someone trying to raise one eyebrow like the rock again
JUST

>>74978567
Never because Sultan Erdogan wanted the Sassanid to be OP af but Taleworlds refused, now they are jailed.

>>74978513
>Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth
>Killing Johor Lancers with my long ass pike
EXCITE

>>74978656
Kemal return when?

>>74978585
I mean regionalistic

wtf

Teach me how to play the game, the only RTS game I've ever played is Command & Conquer Generals.

>>74978369
Stupid. People by then knew that Marcos' "Maharlika" unit was either fake or was actually a Japanese collaborating group.

>>74978477
Today only K-Zone really cares about WWE over here.

>>74978726
What do you mean? He's dead and now is the time to make Ottoman Empire great again.

What is this "Sunway Pyramid" thing I keep seeing here on these threads? Why is it apparently a meme here?

>>74978804
>Teach me how to play the game
Easy. Do it just like how you masturbate to your pathetic waifu, by fiddling the joystick vigorously until you win the game.

>>74977168
>Not going wanting to go to Japan
>The birthplace of lewd VNs

>>74978628
>ywn spit water out like HHH again
Nostalgia'd hard

Sabah/Sarawak=_________?

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>>74978924
Dayak people.

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Who here /TARC/

>>74978821
I meant in a way that I was expecting to see someone who is Kemal's future successor stop the spread of Erdoganism. There's a reason a coup d'état attempt last year is staged by some Kemalists.

>>74979078
Slut

>>74979051
>Posting Mashiro
But Asuka is way cuter and way better.

>>74979078
Lady, stop antagonizing foreign leaders. At least he was chosen democratically by his subjects.

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Chris Cornell is dead

>>74979206
I just don't want to see Turkey getting more islamized. ;_;
Secularism is part of the reason Turkey is good until now.

>>74979078
>>74979270
>>74979206
>>74978821
Turkey needs German advisers to make it gret again like in WWI

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>>74979235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo

First exam tomorrow, good thing I got everything I need to know in short notes. Now I just read them all the way

>>74979286
nah. that cunts made us kill armenians.

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>>74979206
>>74979270

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post one of your favourite anime
>Spice and Wolf
>economics 'n sheeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbsaZMG9w30

>>74979270
>Turkey getting more islamized
Do they? From what I've seen Erdogan is simply utilizing Islam as a means to give him some political leverage, he is closer to Putin in terms of willingness to get what he wants.

>>74979402
pokemon

>>74979402
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hq0-47hyds

>>74979402
Bible black

>>74979500
damn why anime music videos always so terrible

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>>74979402
Ideon for now, the show that inspired Eva. All of you should watch it, it's the Tomino at his finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI0hVw6UotU

>>74979542
The MV is well-animated at least, it is actually made as the official MV promoting the second ending of the original Psycho-Pass instead of being a typical fanmade AMV.

>>74979590
well i am jealous by their animation, we have shitty ones

>>74979634
Our animation is a meme, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBgKLSlfrTI
Yes, ABS-CBN animated it.

>>74972316
Yes, i cried. Good read.

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>>74979678
Kill Me. I say we stick to comics first

>>74979706
>>74972316
>Yes, i cried. Good read.
thanks for the warning. I just read a little bit and it seems to be pretty sad, I'm not asking for the feels today.

>>74979402
https://youtu.be/HqfMWuzqEwQ
:^]

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>Tfw no Chinese bf

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school me on Vietnamese girls

pingin beli bb passport

>>74980375
Memes that you shouldn't fall into.

what is your country's best dessert?

>>74980487
dog shit

I'm waiting for our annual birthrate to completely drop under 1.0 % (we did it once or twice, need more constancy through).

>>74980487
Cendol, 100% Indon OC.

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Puto

>tfw playing mmo and get a super rare drop from a boss
>tfw disconnect on 2nd kill and log in with 1 life
fuck this game

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>>74980645
>filipino favorites

>>74980834
puto you

>>74980859
che, y a tu puta madre también puto chino sorete.

>>74980696
>Playing MMOs

Found your problem.

>>74980905
esta burrito burrito taco

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>>74980912
it was for my gf

>>74980905
Chinga tu madre, pedejo.

>>74980487
Halo-halo or Leche flan.

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im gonna meet my gf in japan and then we rent a love hotel and have sex. We will meet each other when we are free from work/school

im excited bros im finally gonna lose my virginity and have a half-japanese waifu

>>74981047
How much does she cost?

>>74981047
donate me money so I go to malaysia and fug some qt asians

>>74980991
New router sure is working :^)

>>74981113
i barely spent any money on her but we've been dating for a few months. Today we have made an oath to meet each other irl and fug
>>74981137
im not rich u///u

>>74981148
yes I was using the new router -_-
somehow I didn't die when I dced on 6k lp inside the cave

>>74981047
When are you coming here to have sex with me?

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>>74981175
Come here and put that dildo skill of yours to good use

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>>74981271
but im a boy owo
maybe im a little cute thats why im able to get her

>>74981323
please forget it!!!!

>>74981363
You think I care? I always wanted to fug you ever since you told us all about your dildo.

>>74981040
tfw when they're all invented by foreigners

any single but ready to mingle chink girl here?
asking for my friend
hahahaha

>>74981771
ni hao

>>74981771
ni zai na li

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>>74981804
>>74981843
a-are y-you really chink girls?

>>74981978
hai

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>>74982023
p-proof p-please

>>74982119
先给我印度尼西亚签证

>>74981978
Just kidding, not a chink. Still a girl tho.

>>74982119
啊!大哥你好大啊
快放不进去了
啊啊啊啊!! 好痛!

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>>74982173
>>74982178
>>74982207
any of you want to be my g-gf?
hahaha just kidding
haha

>>74981496
The shave ice only

>>74982285
Post your photo and I'll consider

>>74982287
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

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>>74958277
Which one of you guys is the encircled one?
You look queer as hell, faggot

>>74982481
That is the Singaporean cousin fucker

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>>74982520
Yikes
Meanwhile people in green, you guys look like pag pag eating trash monkeys
sorry not sorry

>>74982434
The shaved ice part only

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>>74982352
uuuuhhhmm eeerrrr forget what i've said

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>>74982636
Forgot them

>>74982665
send me your dick pic

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>>74978628
>tfw you just remembered that Eddie Guerrero's death happened more than a decade ago
The pain will never go away

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>>74982481
upper right also looks gay

Is Nasi Ayam spicy?

>>74982665
Don't be shy

>>74982785
viva la raza

>>74982804
Definitely better than your daily pagpag uma delicia.

>>74982804
Depends on the sambal

>>74982851
What about babi or whatever it's called?

And is sate good? I read it's made of coconut milk or something.

>>74982729
true, one on the right looks like a chinese trash eating monkey
bottom guy played it safe, coward prolly looks like shit too

>>74982804
Normally they are accompanied by 2 types of chili sauces in another small plate
>>74982874
babi means pork. nasi babi is pretty good especially with curry

the peanut sauce determines a good satay if u ask me

>>74982874
>babi
Babi is pig, senpai. And I don't think Sharia bloody allows it.

Sate are skewers.

>>74982874
>>74982636
MKL are you really the one on the bottom right? shave and lose some weight, fix that shit hair

>>74982874
What the fuck? Babi means pig moron.
Sate doesn't contain coconut milk because it's Indon BBQ with assortment of local spice, and sate Madura is the best thing that I ever tasted.

>>74982967
No, I'm the guy with the glasses. That was my highschool graduation pic.


>>74982952
>>74982965
>>74982976
I know babi is pork, I was referring to babi guling. Is that stuff good? Does it taste like lechon? I don't like spicy things.

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>>74958277
ones in pink. plz show tits

>>74982793
He is, Iforgot his name
He's a Brit that use to shitpost in /pinoy/

>>74983056
I don't eat fucking babi.

>inb4 le pigge is good you silly muslim

>>74983112
relative newfag here, how many of these folks quit asean? did I miss the golden age of asean shitposting?

>>74983065
One of them did.

>>74983232
if you mean frenchie, it was covered up - doesn't count
nice bush tho

>>74983212
you need to go back

>>74982660
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74983212
I shall usher a new age.

itot ito

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Red = Queers
Yellow = Nerds to bully
Black = School shooters
White = literally a ghost, is asean haunted?

>>74983445
Orange, not yellow, I'm getting retarded just looking at you guys

>>74983445
why aren't you picking on the girls? are you some kind of faggot

>>74983641
>>74983065
which one are you, one of the whiteys?

how do we fix indonesia?

>>74983784
You can't fix what is not broken.

>>74983759
yes you circled me as school shooter

fuck you

>>74983831
>indonesia
>not broken

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>>74983833
pls no kill
also the other black circle guy seems x10 more likely to be a school shooter, so there's that
you diaspora/got asean blood or you just here for the shits and giggles?

>>74984157
I was the other one....
I am here looking for a chinese wife

Do americans need to have gays in all of their show now? Even the Jinn from King Solomon's era in the new American Gods are gay. What the fuck is wrong with them?

I can only give you this video in a reaction video because there doesn't seem to be any on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXvpvSFvi5M

>>74982481

The one that looks like a queer is that faggot below brunei grill. That face is something you'd want to punch

Will be going to Bali tomorrow evening, what to expect?

>>74983288
The shaved ice part only

This is our chance to get rid of MKL once and for all

>>74984394
What time is your flight and what airways? Asking for a friend

>>74984231
oh shit my bad man, no backsies tho
on the plus side you look like a good friend who'd warn me before shooting up the school
>chink wife
good luck man but I don't think there are any chinese qts here, vietnam's prolly the closest, just get that sucky sucky for five dolla
>>74984350
yeah was just looking and I can't believe I missed that queer, was too focused on the scary ghost- that's some sfogs shit

>>74984231
I'm not sure how serious you are but you have a much better chance on Interpals or Flirtchan.

The most probable flight that MKL boarding tomorrow is Philippines Airlines 537 (Airbus 321)

Time of flight 9.05 PM
Time of arrival 12.40 AM in Denpasar Airport, Bali

>>74984564
I second this, if the 4chan girl isn't a slut they're usually fugly as hell. Cute 4chan girls that are smart enough not to show themselves are rare (if there are any)
>>74984750
kek

>>74984778
no offense to frenchie and fatin, you guys are...cool(?) I guess
plz post nudes

>>74984394
Why do you want to be there? Is mamuh kaweede told you so?

>>74984564
It's okay I will continue my search on asean, some day a qt will show up

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This is the schematic of Bali Airport

>>74984910
Dad has a trip there so he's tagging my family allong.

>>74984750
>>74984947
That's really creepy.

>>74984949
Make sure you spend some time enjoying the Balinese culture instead of visiting beaches.

>>74984947
>>74984750
made me laugh
>>74984997
get rekt mkl

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Please find MKL at the following Terminal in the stated time

>>74984997
Calm down. This is /asean/. Anyone not working in a sweatshop tomorrow is too autistic to leave their house.

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This is MKL just in case you didn't recognise him

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>MKL gonna be in Indonesia
>he won't be able to post here because most of Indon IP block 4klan
>mfw

>>74984919
hold up, you the guy with yellow fever a thread or so back? just come here and get covered in flip pussy. some of them have chink blood and look chinky white. not saying all (or any) of them are +7/10, but you whiteys usually seem to go for the worst of the bunch anyways
>>74985160
nerd/10 would beat up

>>74985240
yes that's me, I need a full blood chinese qt

>>74985194
Really? It seems the block has been lifted.

New thread at >>74985300

>>74985273
Yes you retard, we only be able to post here because of our haxxing skillz.

>>74984437
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74985514
The shaved ice part only

>>74984297
Did you like it?

>>74986621
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74986715
The shaved ice part only

>>74986810
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74986884
The shaved ice part only

>>74987043
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74987073
The shaved ice part only

>>74987205
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74987247
The shaved ice part only

>>74987358
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74987391
The shaved ice part only

>>74987597
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74987622
The shaved ice part only

>>74987726
I've searched haluhalo origins and it said it came from Japanese

>>74987750
The shaved ice part only