You wake up in Southern Italy...

>>74942216
I embrace my Arabic identity

>>74942216
I walk the countryside travelling from villa to villa following ancient paths to see the old world since i'm the last generation that will be able to.

enjoy sunshine and god-tier beaches

Cry...as this is the first time I've visited a third world country

>>74942309
Ohohoh, "visit", you say?
I'm afraid you won't be able to leave this place until you waste 1/3 of your life in this shithole!
You'll get used to it (not).

Wow. What is this round thing in the sky? Does it give warmth? Can we import it to Petersburg?

>>74942216
ugh...europe's mexico

I smile because I love southern italy

>>74942588
I-I love you too, daddy.

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Get a Sardinian girlfriend ASAP!

>>74942806
>sardinia
>southern italy

>sardinia
>italy

>>74942568
Spot on.

Business as usual

>>74942309
This. Basically when you pass southward of Rome you're in Greece or in some eastern country

>>74942216
I will shot my head rather than wake up in this shithole

>>74942216
*moves to Sydney*

>>74942216
stay in bed

Pinch my nose the entire time so that I don't smell the trash covering every corner of the region. Also, fuck some of the women there if they're not trashy whores.

>>74944034
Not all of Southern Italy is covered in trash, you know.

I reclaim my people's homelands

>>74944869
Whenever you want, dad.

I don't get why people say south Italy is bad

I have only been to Napoli but that still looked good to me

Then again I did fly from Finland to Rome and took a train to Napoli
Finland is a shithole.

mamma mia where is-a aeroportto i need-a to getto out-o-here

Life a comfy life

steal a car and put some manele on a CD, drive back to Rome

tfw no siciliy gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7KDJy9jO1Q

>>74945140
Most of the people who say ''muh iz baad'' never set foot out of their cities/counties and are useless NEET and virgins.

Restore the kingdom of the Two Sicilies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ9Z9jitra0

>>74946584
M-My region was the first region to stand up for the kingdom, s-senpai!
A-A lot of innocent people died... and we lost... but w-we did it for you!
Are you proud, dad?

>>74946444
southern butthurt is finally showing I see

>>74946945
I made this thread to see how many insults we would've received.
That's not OP, by the way.

>>74946444
It's just like those "Europe rate thread" where people randomly paint countries on the map they've never been to and the only things they know about them are memes

>>74947280
>mafia, poverty and munnezza are only memes I swear!

>>74947675
Again, not all of Southern Italy suffers from those issues.
Please, do not derail the thread with your ignorant bait.

My ancestors :^)

>>74942216
>oh hey im back home

>>74948593
every southern region suffers from mafia and poverty, most of the main cities are filled wih munnezza, this is a fact

>Italy
the motherland that forgot

>>74948593
Dumb terrone

>>74949096
That's not true.
For example: my region doesn't have any "munnezza" issue and also doesn't have mafia.
Of course, there is poverty, but that's something we're trying to fix.

>>74949265
Are you the "Portuguese are Suebi" poster?

>>74949468
every single major region of the south has those problem, dunno about Basilicata and other irrelevant ones. Campania, Sicily and Puglia are basically the south

>>74950706
But they don't represent all of the Southern regions, hence why I corrected you on it;
you're just generalizing at this point.

even though southern italy is a "shithole" its still got better food than you white gays up north. and it's also cooler. nothern italians are pathetic

>>74950975
they represent most of the south, outliers are irrelevant

>>74954347
hi Pasquale

enjoying life in Russia? Good

>>74954347
Well said

>>74943905
nah, pontina is nice

>>74942806
>cherrypicks the only white looking non subhuman sardshit girl

>>74956531
That's a pretty commie PoV right there.