The rabbits George edition
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you.
>tfw your new toaster is even more of a toaster than your last toaster
shouldve remembered an i5 alone wont help me
don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman in the thread
>>74938290
these were the first two that showed upon Google, so who knows how good they are
https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/vocabulary-quiz
>>74938315
excellent post
What would be the best province of Canada for me?
I totally hate ice hockey
I love soccer.
I hate daylight saving time (DST)
I am a fan of the MLS (major league soccer)
I hate the NHL
And I like being close to nature
>>74938224
I was thinking about doing grad school so I can be a professor here but I'm very concerned about a surplus of graduates in humanities programs making it not worth it. I don't really see the degree itself as being something which would better me but rather a ticket to a different job, which obviously hugely dampens its attractiveness.
Do humanities Ph D programs stateside even offer a stipend nowadays?
Reposted from last thread.
>>74938337
>Yeb! supporters
>>74938332
Good one
>>74938357
Guanacaste
HMMMM
>>74938381
I left off legacy for a while and I'd get lots of ones like that and they'd even have a second question asking what kind of sign it was. Google's AI is getting too smart.
>>74938380
That's costa rica
(my country)
I'm talking about places in Canada.
>>74938224
med physics? do you design your own devices? work with radiation oncologists? That sounds extremely cool
I'm doing medicine
>>74938360
I think some do, although I'm not sure if it extends to foreign students. what humanities? could you teach in china, if not taiwan (granted the market is saturated?)
>>74938357
BC, maybe? Only places where people care about soccer here are Toronto and Vancouver. BC has better nature imo.
>>74938410
Cartago
>>74938381
lel
>>74938415
I think in BC, there is a region where that stupidity of summer time (DST) is not used,
and the good thing is that shit have never won the Stanley Cup
stop having morals
>>74938436
Saskatchewan doesn't use daylight savings time, but there aren't enough wogs there for people to care about soccer. They like CFL football there.
>>74938413
The market seems saturated but still see openings from time to time. I know some schools accept new hires with just a masters degree but that's being phased out bit by bit since there's a surplus of PhDs floating around nowadays. I'm American btw. I could just do a PhD here but it would probably never be usable outside Taiwan due to accreditation issues.
Was also thinking of just buying a degree from a mill but I'm only 26 so going to a university with a PhD might look suspicious.
>>74938454
I prefer a place in Canada, where only soccer is popular.
And where no one likes that ice hockey shit
>>74938224
Gonna head to a PhD program studying topological superconductors and quantum computing.
Likely going to stay in academia but the quantum computing bit is setting me up for options in the private sector.
Stop reporting Flynn.
look how smart I am everyone
>>74938479
soccer isn't popular in canada except among immigrants and very young children.
>tfw no cute canadian gf
What would be the best state in the US for me?
I winter
I hate snow
I hate ice.
I hate summer time (DST)
I would like a place that is warm all the time.
A place where soccer is the only popular sport.
A place where MLS (major league soccer) is the dominant professional sports league
A place where snow never falls
And a place where religion is very important for people's lives
>>74938502
nerd
hmmm yes
>>74938525
puerto rico
>>74938533
>libertarian
>>74938525
I spring
Not the northeast or midwest or mountain north
Same as above
???
The south
Nowhere
Nowhere
The south or southwest
The South or southwest
probably the south or southwest.
if you move to a place like new mexico, there may be so many hispanics that soccer is the dominant sport
>>74938534
wtf I love this shitposter now!
Beginning to see why so many people use Tinder, buds.
>>74938525
california
>>74938515
Ice hockey is for homosexuals and losers
>>74938534
Puerto Rico is not a state.
STOP
REPLYING
he will keep coming back and asking this same question no matter how many times you answer him
>>74938559
bahamas
libertarian centrism is the way forward
>quebec's liberal party will hold a press conference only for the anglo news
wew lad
anglo genocide when
>>74938555
why
>>74938559
>Ice hockey is for homosexuals and losers
you are both stupid chicano garbage
>>74938555
what's it honestly like. from what I heard from the memes, women are flooded with men
>>74938563
who
>>74938566
Bahamas is an Independent Country
>>74938555
You didn't know before? There's a reason it's such a popular """"dating"""" app.
>>74938526
my salubrious vocabulary is fabricating a covetous complex within your psyche my compeer
>>74938572
based
fuck frogs
>>74938578
I don't know what it's like from the women's side but I got a couple of qts and met up with one.
>>74938563
if you stop browsing 4chan every day you won't mind as much as your life will not seem so repetitive
>>74938589
these so-called frogs are the ones who run the liberal party you fucking congenital tragedy
>>74938601
yes but they're the good kind
people like you are the bad kind
>>74938580
puerto rico is probably your best bet.
why do you even want the US or Canada so much if latin america fits nearly all your requirements?
>>74938549
What state and city of the south, would be the ideal for me?
>>74938617
hell
>>74938607
yeah the good kind of frogs who keep running the economy into the ground and make sure that the mafia has plenty of jobs
meanwhile i bet you're some idiot cuck who keeps whining about transfer payments
>>74938617
Well dixie doesn't seem to give a fuck about soccer, neither does the southwest that much
any other things you are looking for. warm and soccer aren't the best specifiers
>>74938624
>running the quebeckkker economy into the ground
>bad
Exterminate all frogs. Frenchmen have no concept of right and wrong, so why should we when we cull them?
who /never reads books/
>>74938583
I went on two """"dates"""" with a girl I got matched with. I enjoyed these """"dates"""" a lot.
>>74938643
*unsheathes zweihander*
leave audrey ALONE she is under my protection
>>74938413
Radiation oncology is one possibility. I think I'm more interested in the radiochemistry/isotope production stuff. That deals with either accelerators or reactors(fission products with medical applications). I think it'd be cool if you could design a reactor aiming for fissions to produce a particular isotopes- though it may just be easier to put it in front of a beam of particles of constant energy. The thing is some medical products only come from reactors, such as Molybdenum-99.
Most medical isotopes from reactors come from the Petten research reactors in the Netherlands and Chalk River Labs in Canada. Pretty cool stuff.
>>74938624
>kind of frogs who keep running the economy into the ground
Those are called "French-Canadians"
>>74938650
i frankly don't understand how it's possible to not be utterly bored by literature in 2017
the only kind of books that are interesting are the informative kind
>>74938663
Amelia is a SLUT
L
U
T
>>74938671
yeah thankfully they're no québécois, that would mean not bending over to the rest of canada while also simultaneously making us look bad
>>74938614
Puerto Rico, is an unincorporated US territory with self-governing status.
Therefore it is not a state of the United States, but more a territory.
And in Puerto Rico, baseball is the most popular sport
>>74938634
Well, I also look for states where religion is very important.
I would also like places in the USA, where there is very little racism and very little xenophobia
>>74938668
that sounds pretty cool. I try to study physics in my spare time to understand stuff like that but my progress remains pathetic
>>74938680
d-don't fucking trigger me
the french are way too aesthetic for your crude insults
>>74938674
*upvotes* *checks my instagram*
I know for a fact I made posts repeating the same phrase in the (((archive))), and it cant find any results for them
>complains about anglos constantly even though anglos have no real effect on QC
>relies on transfer payments to keep afloat
>economy would immediately collapse if they left canada
>breeds literal terrorists
ah yes
quebec, the so-called best province in canada
why haven't we kicked them out yet?
>>74938588
Heavens to mergatroy-d! Clearly the work of a scholar in a white collar!! A vacabulous vocabulary provided along with a descriptive image - a pictograph even!
>>74938580
haiti
>>74938686
You mean like how Bombardier does?
>>74938705
Haiti is also an independent nation
Give Quebec to us. California and keep them afloat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xebldOsazE
>>74938702
BOTH REFERENDA WERE THIS CLOSE TO KICKING THE QUEBEC SHITS OUT FOR GOOD
WHY ARE THE GENERAL POPULACE SO FUCKING LIMP-WRISTED?!?
Eating mint oreos laddies
ah yes the ol' "if this state left the country would fall"
>>74938702
>complains about anglos constantly even though anglos have no real effect on QC
wait anglos don't vote for the quebec liberal party? shocking
>economy would immediately collapse if they left canada
pure theory
>why haven't we kicked them out yet?
i don't know, i keep hoping it happens to us and it never does
must be because the rest of canada is so culturally bankrupt that it needs to import shitskins
>>74938725
wut
>>74938725
you can unironically have them
we don't want them anymore
>>74938702
He's our "special" little brother
>>74938693
honestly new mexico, only because there are so many hispanics there that they bring a lot of mexico's culture and religious fervor in. again, if you are looking for a really warm place that values soccer and religion, the US and canada aren't your best bets. many american youth are non-religious or very casual about their religion. other more religious groups are tied in among ethnic lines, like italians or jews. the most religious state is Utah, but I'm assuming you're catholic. they're not catholic, they are mormon and will do whatever it takes to convert you
>>74938743
>muh culture
ah yes, putting gravy and cheese on fries is culture
where would we be without wonderful BASED QUEBEC?
so much culture!
>get back from freshman year of college
>will now have to last the entire summer with no hooking up with girls
WHY LIVE
>>74938743
>the rest of canada is so culturally bankrupt that it needs to import shitskins
>more muslims than any other province besides Ontario and Alberta
forgetting el haitANOs?
dorrriftuu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYoGWFD_Rc
tfw no gf
>>74938759
yeah wow good thing canadians have tim hortons which is now owned by BRs right
>>74938769
all in montreal which is also full of anglos strangely enough
saskatchewan unironically has more culture than quebec and it's a flat province who's only claim to fame is being boring
the absolute delusion of quebecers
>>74938315
>that pic
fucking kek
>who's
>>74938792
>is afraid to directly reply to me
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCSwrLC5LY
>>74938801
never ever say that again
>waah please give me a (you) what are you scared of me?
> >tfw no gf
If you want to impress a female, toss your glasses behind your shoulder when you talk to her
>>74938803
>Jeb!!
>>74938826
i am in no position to criticize but his abs are so toned and flat they make his pecs look like C cups
>>74938825
sorry i guess canadians invented donuts and coffee
whose bright idea was it to make output ports required to be set as inport, and inport as outport
Jeb!! edition
>>74938755
you know what.
The trash with your answers
I'm going to florida
And which florida city would be the most ideal for me?
>>74938792
SASKATHCEWAAAN
TU M'A PRIS MA FEMME
>>74938847
thinking the same thing desu
>>74938826
his legs look kind of flabby/small too, but it could just be his hand in the way
>I'm going to florida
>>74938862
lmao if you are going to close your ears and ignore advice, nobody is going to help you.
go to central florida. it is absolutely incredible there
>>74938862
use google
>>waah
>>74938886
why is he so under-utilized
daily routine
wake up
eat
use 4chan
go to bed
>>74938886
lel
Do your Froot Loops in the dark
and eat your homework with a fork
/cum/
>>74938898
>>74938911
>8:00 AM
Time to go to work haha
i wake up at 5:50 am every day
>>74938929
why is your dick walking towards the camera?
>>74938903
but spent nuclear fuel does produce heat.
>>74938936
???
>>74938929
i knew a girl who went commando
it seemed hot until you saw the brown stains on the pants
>cut
im a gaming athlete
new banger from the fish
https://youtu.be/-anXb61A4pA
>>74938952
what do you play?
>>74938959
Street Fighter II on PS1
>>74938959
oblivion
that feel when you never got to straight shota
>>74938969
wtf we all have extra flags man you can't impersonate people
>>74938973
gg
Haha I forgot it is casual Wednesday. I'll just put some jeans on haha.
>>74938821
>>that pic
>fucking kek
>laptop power 14%
>3 minutes later
>laptop power 15%
i want a mommy gf
>Ordered a 23&Me DNA test
>probably gonna find out I'm like 80% french,18% native and 2% scot
Indianbux are mine
>>74938998
x-dddddd
inb4 100% afrigan negro
i dont need a dna test i know what i am when i look in the mirror
>>74938998
W-WHITEZ NEED TO STOP PRETENDING TO BE NATIVE AMERICANZ';
LITERALLY ROLEPLAYING THE PEOPLE YOU BTFO
VERY DISTURBING!
>>74938982
extra fags
>>74939008
runt
Do you guys like metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3_S1Q40HZo
>>74939008
fucking RUNT
>>74939002
this
>>74939020
the only metal band I listen to is blind guardian actually
thinking you're gonna need to stop stealing my ideas
I am the best florida.
all other floridas should just leave.
i dont deserve a regular gf because i cant grow facial hair
*walks towards you*
>>74939038
one time I went into this large flight simulating device, and I flew well for 20 seconds till I hit the wrong button and the entire machine flipped upside down. my stubby arms barely reached the emergency cancel button
>>74939020
needs more cowbell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1lXdLus2WI
>>74939020
big fan of bring me the horizon
>>74938998
>80 percent french
There is no French category on 23andMe, it is French and German
>2% scot
There is no Scot category on 23andMe either, there is a British/Irish category though
>>74939046
You looking to start something?
CS homework fucking sucks, buds
>>74939020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1LukhMaHI
>>74938998
Well thanks to our Supreme court you will be able to soon enough.
>>74939059
>gonna be categorized as ''british''
i deserve nothing a mommy gf or a boyfriend because i cant grow facial hair
>>74939042
unironically am leaving desu
but ur still a fag kys yourself
>>74939061
Bring it on pussy
>>74939067
counter strike homework?
florida saved /cum/
>>74939094
yes
I need 50 knifes by finals week or I fail the class
>>74939077
>didn't realize Scots are British
kinda wish i was a poet
why cant i grow a beard
>>74939077
t. 2 percent british and 80 percent german
>>74939090
S-sorry I mistook you for someone else. Excuse me.
>>74939101
>>74939107
ur gay
>>74939107
genetics
26 with no beard here
>>74939105
>>74939111
I'm irish
>>74939107
>>74939079
you are 6'2" you have nothing to complain about
I am a manlet. check your privilege
>>74939111
I
AM NOT
A KRAUT
>>74939107
low testosterone
>low t faggots that cant even grow beards
i am unironically laughing out loud right now.
im pissed
the routine:
>5:30-6:00am run
>6:00-6:30am pushups/core
>12:00-2:00pm yoga
>2:00-2:30pm run
>>74939141
you are tho
>>74939130
i wish i was a manlet so everything would make sense
my wife has the fairest potatoes in all the glen
want a really faggy, short haircut. what should I go for?
>>low t faggots that cant even grow beards
>i am unironically laughing out loud right now.
>>74939141
dumb kraut poster
how do you get laid at college? asking for a friend
lol I just took 175 mg of fexofenadine, 0.1 mg of clonidine, and 6 mg of melatonin. How fucked up am I going to get?
>>74939170
>>12:00-2:00pm yoga
>>74939180
Tinder
>>74939170
here's a catalog
>>74939189
drink some vodka, it's the high of your life
>>74939192
>le alt-right pepe man haircut
>>74939163
being tall is good for a man, don't kid yourself. I don't hate being short but I do recognize tallness as an advantage. literally work out and you'll be good. beards are overrated anyways and honestly look sort of tryhard to me (especially with plaid wearing hipsters adopting them, not that anything is wrong with that)
>>74939189
called Darren the Lion lad DARE is on the way
>>74939177
>>74939209
wow hahahahahaha you really made me look like a fag mate
>>74939198
doesnt that not work for most men?
>>74939218
>this was the rarest pepe in a study of 4chan
>>74939226
Depends on your ability to take a decent photo and your standards.
>>74939229
Flooding the market?
cara is cute
>>74939255
>>74939229
I've never seen this one anywhere else
also posting to reverse search
>>74939170
here ya go bud
>>74939245
if she aint content with a selfie she aint getting my 7" dick
superpowerby2020
mommy gf or bf
>implying pompadours are faggy
>>74939277
There was foul play desu
>>74939291
g(b)f
what are some good outlets to vent my hatred of humanity
>>74939312
tfw no girl (male) to be my mommy gf with a dick
>>74939317
>Canada doesn't have school lunches OR food stamps for low income children.
3rd world tier.
>>74939298
they look douchey 2bh
t. has one
the ones in the picture are faggy because the sides are pretty much bald
>>74938745
Wanted to say "California will keep them afloat." Don't know why I wrote "and" instead of "will."
>>74939317
>asking this on 4chan
>>74939312
also where is that from?
I ain't a virgin!
>>tfw no girl (male) to be my mommy gf with a dick
what did he mean by this
did somebody mention california
>tfw never had a milf step mom to jerk me off and breast feed me before bed
>>74939341
My diary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qlIwntdixU
ma camion
ma sucre lumiere
ma brille
>>74939385
what are your honest thoughts on californian youth being vast majority hispanic and scoring among the 3 worst states in the nation in math and reading
>>74939369
I learned California was named after a fictional Black Islamic Amazon queen yesterday.
>>74939380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ydI7Yi4hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLoezucIzk
Ah yes, California
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
boom tah tah
>>74939410
F
drinkan negro coffee
>>74939410
california is white
>>74939395
if we glassed everything south of Lodi, itd be a great advancement for mankind
Why do niggers get so upset when people say rap is full of dumb misogynists.
>>74939414
did you post on the wrong board or are you false flagging someone?
red haired people are never attractive
>>74939414
Shall be saving this post that was meant for a /soc/ rate thread
>>74939436
Same reason they get mad when you ask why twerking is an important part of black culture and shouldn't be appropriated.
Trump probably told Putin the code to Fort knox. We could have never gave him the Knox codes
>>74939427
Wish I had a beer right now Or a little bit of sleep or
I swear to god does anyone w know why google is so interested in what gas stations look like? Shits suspicious as fuck if you ask me.
>>74939453
There's no gold behind our money, son. OUR MONEY'S WORTHLESS
SILVER STANDARD REEEEEEE
>>74939414
daym you're ugly
>>74939468
you know our country still owns a lot gold though. we also store other countries gold.
>>74939462
>identify gas stations
>identify street signs
>identify vehicles
Almost like they are training their AI for automatic cars and algorithms for procedural street view analysis... oh wait they are.
>>74939481
fort knox is a jewish hiding place. you look in there, all you'll see are orthodox string pullers. the gold is a lie, an excuse for high jewish security
Why you we dont have a kebaps???
>>74939453
>implying there is anything in fort knox
Will he ever recover?
god dammit, I put one wrong input port in and now I have to redo everything
>>74939497
one of those is a train car matey
>>74939453
>have gave
>>74939504
>this guy posts in /cum/
not sure I feel safe here anymore
206 - Seattle
27/M/White
Clean and """""""""""""""""""""""""""""8""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" inches
Kik = aj.1008
UW area
i cant sleep
cum PSA:
please shave your neck beards
>>74939522
this image makes me want to go the aquarium
>>74939533
take a nightcap
>>74939525
who
>>74939537
cant grow one
i cant grow a neckbeard
wonder what the average iq of 4chan is
All these (You)'s
>>74939537
yeah i will when i take a shower my hair is so thick it needs hot steam to open my pores
>>74939543
Thurston. He posted here instead of /soc/. I saved his post after he deleted it. Don't think he'll ever show himself in /cum/ again. >>74939526
>>74939410
It's not just California white boi. We taking over.
>>74939537
I did
yesterday
i just read 200 screencaps of a whatsapp conversation
kill me
>>74939553
bout 113. lower on /pol/ since /the donald/ came
>>74939519
train cars > kebaps
>>74939487
I'm going to start picking all the wrong ones eh.
I did that and google is like ok here you go then, identify the shoes and I'm like I kid you not every square had schoes in the picture. I started busting up laughing.
Google has a good sense of humor sometimes.
>>74939563
>Texas goes blue
>Democratic presidents forever
>>74939559
i dont recall a thurston
>>74939522
*given
was seth rich murdered by the dnc?
Texas will never go blue. Mark my word.s
>>74939588
dont care
>>74939565
why
should I get my license y/n
just made a PBnJ
>>74939588
the dnc is way too unorganized
>>74939589
the mexicans are retaking their lands and are growing in vast numbers in them
the average mexican broodmother can produce 10+ children in her life time
chances of a mexican woman becoming a broodmother is 1 in 3.
really makes u think
>>74939565
your gf cheated on you eh?
>>74939607
everything we know or think we know about the gubmint is a facade
>>74939537
Neverrrrr
>>74939588
>political guy gets murdered in D.C.
>either a gov't conspiracy
>or just niggers nigging
>>74939537
I shave every day :)
gonna go to sleep one way or another
good night cum
seth rich? probably never existed
>>74939597
>>74939619
It was some random facebook post that went viral
>pls fuck me i have leukemia
>yes
>hey if i clean my house we fuck in public
>hey i cleaned
>im dead
>the end
is probably fake so idk why i read it
i think the government murders its own citizens unironically but im too lazy look into it
>>74939641
>tfw not having weaponized autism
>>74939640
post or send link
is it true that santa brings gf's for christmas if you've been REALLY good?
>>74939607
But Hillary Clinton has hitmen on speed dial.
>>74939657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI
shan't be listening to satan
>>74939656
um ehh, is obviously in spanish dude
>>74939676
i can read spanish
>>74938525
mexico sounds like the place for you compadre