800 years of oppression edition
Emperor of the West
i have a sneaking suspicion that lauren southern is a virgin
>>74934947
i have a sneaking suspicion she is a coal burner
babestation
>>74934947
Heard she can't get enough of black cock.
>>74934947
She clearly got molested by her uncle
>>74934947
I'm an abo, nutted in her mouth
>>74934952
she's a yank, of course she is
bf just told me off for cheating again
>>74934947
she's said before she's done things she's not proud of
>>74934969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AFzs6oRMoy
>>74934972
she's canadian
>>74934906
Drink to forget but I never forget to drink
Wish Lauren southern was my gf/wife and I was a republican congressman so I could come home after a day in congress of fucking over the black community to watch a pack of hung ho nig noga ravage my wife to shreds
>>74934947
nah she got PJW'd
>>74935010
pjw is openly gay
https://youtu.be/Z_UT0G2ppvk?t=9m10s
did a poo
>>74934942
not really a fan of Trump since he's gone back on pretty much everything he said he was going to do, but he really does have the right 'image' for an American President. he's literally the embodiment of America's obsession with wealthy macho elites come to life
>>74934986
sounds like a 5th rate michael caine
>>74935019
proofs????
>>74934892
Not even black tbqh.
Look a bit like a Slav though. I have faked a Russian accent and birds would believe me that I'm Russian too.
Baby girl quit all the banter
>>74934996
I want to live in Iceland
>>74935003
seek help
I'm a sassy African American women trapped in a white northern englishmans body. I darent reveal my true self due to fear of persecution.
Had a dream last night about becoming an actor.
Honestly lost in my life right now. Should I start looking into auditioning for parts?
Obviously I'm going to have to start small and eventually hire an agent for bigger gigs, but it sounds like a good life.
>>74935049
vocaroo your best impression of a sassy african american woman
>>74934906
>800
heh
>>74935054
MUCH faster to kill yourself until you reincarnate as an actor tbqh
>>74935031
this is him and his bf
>The term British Isles is controversial in Ireland,[6][14] where there are objections to its usage due to the association of the word British with Ireland.[15] The Government of Ireland does not recognise or use the term[16] and its embassy in London discourages its use.[17] As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,[15][18][19] and Atlantic Archipelago has had limited use among a minority in academia,[20][21][22][23] while British Isles is still commonly employed.[18] Within them, they are also sometimes referred to as these islands.
What the fuck is wrong with taigs?
Need an African AMERICAN big black bull to fuck my wife for me while I watch
Enjoying the new mouse.
>>74935075
They're pathetic little runts
>>74935031
>proofs????
Easy. He's alt-right
>>74935049
same except I'm TWO sassy African American women who are also lesbian
>>74935069
Why are you being a fucking retard?
>As a result, Britain and Ireland is used as an alternative description,[15][18][19] and Atlantic Archipelago
>Atlantic Archipelago
>>74935098
PJW hates the alt-right he's just an anti SJW
>>74935037
Hey
I live in iceland
>>74934906
800? I thought one Irish song said "we have fought you for five hundred years and we will fight you for five hundred more".
suckin on my titties like u wanted me. callin me all the time like blondie. check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time. like sex on the beaches. what else is in the teaches of peaces? huh? whaa?
Can I put "Professional Channer" on my CV?
>>74935054
can you act?
>>74935116
The Azores?
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts
>>74935132
no you loser
>>74935119
Hello Paul
>>74935075
Prince Philip was literally here last week and never once said British isles but "these islands", nobody uses it anymore
>>74935130
>and we will fight you for five hundred more".
This shows how much they think they can win
Yank here.
The Yorkshire accent is pretty cute, I met a guy from around there recently.
What are some stereotypes Yorkshiremen so I can annoy him with them?
>>74935120
Cool pic, is that you? xx
post some ciaras
Unironically been on /brit/ for the last 13 and a half hours
>>74935120
how tall are you?
x
>>74935120
Where in Iceland? :p
>>74935166
same desu
>>74935160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
>>74935160
Also it's North Yorkshire if that makes a difference. Rural guy.
>>74935160
Me paying more tax than you has nothing to do with the Tories, I would never post such illogical nonsense. I pay more tax than you because I am of more value than you are.
>>74935160
>What are some stereotypes Yorkshiremen
poor, working class, and depressed
>>74935162
fuck off faggot
>>74935164
this girl is mentally ill. its amazing how quickly you can fuck your life up if you attract enough attention on 4chan and have all your mistakes aired out.
>>74935162
Nah my lad
>>74935172
179cm
Feels manlet
>>74935176
Akureyri
>>74935156
>"these islands"
Mate no one says "these islands" outside your fucking insane thin-skinned bubble
>>74935206
There's more to life than following e-celebrities.
>179cm
>>74935072
>>74935031
>>74935019
think he's just a bit camp
theory: if israel was a shiah muslim state instead of a jewish one there would be peace across the middle east
>>74935224
yea, it's an inside joke apparently
he loves that alt rigt poontang not alt poontang
>>74935133
Yeah. Would need to learn more if I wanted to become an actor though.
>>74934947
dude she gets BLACKED on a daily basis
>>74935224
>m-my girlfriend!!
Confirmed homosexual tbqh
Let's come up with names that sound like they could be British towns but don't actualling exist
Notintin
Woolbury
>>74935204
Well the heir to the British throne called it that last week to a large audience on a state visit
>>74935197
>poor, working class, and depressed
that's literally most of britain tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0k24zC41SY
>>74935201
do you know
this guy?
>>74935224
its called a "beard" sweetie, he's bent
>tfw Paul is a Lisicki-tier narcissist
grim
>>74935277
>its called a "beard" sweetie, he's bent
/brit/ does that all day are you new
>>74935217
Like what?
really hope all of you recycle
>>74935279
SCREAMING
>>74935266
Stratfordshire
Farrowfield
Kirktoun
>>74935201
Man on man action yay or nay?
>>74935119
t. PJW
>>74935279
HOWLING
>>74935266
Lingonbury
Torlieton
Cock-Upon-Ballston
>>74935303
why do people get so angry over the moors murders?
it's just a bunch of dead kids
who cares
you can just have another one
is phenibut actually fun or worth getting £25's worth
>>74935303
hate Moors tbqh
fuck em
Spain is Christian
>>74935301
what town ends in shire you stupid fucking jock twat
>>74935316
edgy 14 year old
>>74935279
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>74935201
>>74935120
you're cute UWU
>>74935275
Yeah thats me
>>74935217
Yeah like posting on here with you cunts all day
>>74935290
Wanking to Princess Leia (the porn actress)
>>74935271
Yes, but if you don't speak in an RP accent or in the sexmagnet tongue of a scotsman, then you sound like a working class pleb.
>>74935316
edgy moron
want me to kill your kids if your pathetic ass manages to fuck a girl?
>>74935303
Looks like phimo
>>74935303
10k hours in photoshop
>>74935266
Rotlington
Wappenfield
Perdham
>>74934906
i like how canada is asian
>>74935369
don't think I'd care
has turtlemong sexually assaulted and murdered any kids? or has he not found a girl willing to help him yet?
phimo and turtlemong are the same person?
I am from Leeds
What would you like to know about?
>>74935325
How about you apologise right now you boorish sheepfucker???
>>74935266
Rotherham
>>74935316
edgy dumbass
>2100 years old
really mental how there was such intelligent civilisation at this time. wonder how much of history has been washed away and vanished
>>74935303
I once met Ian Brady at a charity do. He was incredibly down to earth, and VERY funny
>>74935393
shut up turtlemong is pure of heart and wouldn't hurt a fly
>>74935421
>Blaming the white man for fungi
The left has reached a new low
pretty mental how they let you just buy a flight and get on it if you have enough money
like wtf am i gonna do when i get to lisbon? i have no idea but they just let you get the plane anyway haha
>>74935423
forgot image
>>74935441
1) don't get it
>>74935423
whats 2100 years old
really hate it when people reference shit without linking and just expect you to know what you're talking about
my entire comment could have been avoided had you showed the due dilligence
>>74935437
thats a nazi apologist anon ;) he's your side
tfw no psycho gf to murder children with
>>74935266
Fucklinshire
Plastinbury
Avron-Upon-Mantox
>>74935267
Yeah in Ireland
>>74935441
ramblings of a madman
>>74935441
did this exact think once
New word: mongtistic
>>74935441
2) don't get it
>>74935459
stealing my gimmick
>>74935303
imagine if there was a heaven and hell but all the good people went to hell and all the bad people went to heaven just for a laugh
imagine it lads
>>74935469
your post was mongtistic`
>>74935459
looks like a tranny
cant wait for amy schumers new movie 'SNATCHED'. looks hella fucking epic. SLAAAAAY QUEEEEEN
>>74935381
no dont like these either
perd sounds indian if anything
ham towns usually have the name of the tribe/village leader at the time of its founding, like beorminga for birmingham
everything needs to either be sourced from celtic/old english/corrupted latin/norse adjectives, or names of people
>>74935408
apologise to me for defacing the language
why did something from roman era 1ad feel so advanced yet europe 1500 was like a shithole
There's a mouse in my bedroom the cunt is driving me insane
I know if I lay poison for him the bastard will is in my walls and stink up the place
Even now I hear the cunt scratching and looking for food
Never had a mice problem before, past few months this bastard appeared out of nowhere
>>74935480
dont encourage him
Got called mongtistic in weatherspoons
>>74935492
Ireland, everyone
>>74935266
Amjad-on-Bashir
>>74935476
First time I've browsed /brit/ since hearing of the news tbqhwy
>>74935482
Don't talk about my waifu like that you rancid swine.
>>74935492
looney tunes
m8 used to have phimosis but the (((doctor))) convinced him to get the snip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs
Proud to be British
>>74935401
Where in Leeds lad
Should I pray to Mecca now or wait until after lunch?
>Ian Brady went from Glasgow to Manchester to murder people
>I've come from Manchester to Glasgow
Don't go Loch Lomond anytime soon, lads.
how does one encumber the slow decent into madness
desu if I was locked in a room with both the moors murderers unarmed and they had knives, I would be the only one walking out alive
it would be just like the bathhouse scene in eastern promises, those runts would get their jawbones atomised
>>74935518
sea symphony is good as well
>>74935507
it's an ancient gimmick
>>74935446
this sort of thing was held back by slave society. You don't want a machine that'll plough your field if your income relies on being able to trade slaves to plough fields.
ffs sharia patrol gave me another ticket today
>>74935484
>>74935492
what is a mousetrap
almost destroyed my computer accidentally lads
>>74935528
Ian Brady went to my mate's Secondary school.
>>74935539
Obessing over female serial killers isn't a gimmick, you spoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
>>74935484
who actually finds her funny?
gas the tories
>>74935534
except you'd be a child and exhausted from being bummed half the night
Want to adopt an Irish runt as my pet
>>74935490
>implying you know shit about 1500
me on the right
/brit/ on the left
>>74934906
As a Mexican I will fight with the Irish.
i deadset reckon i could have heemed ian brady back in his prime desu
would have sent the chin supporting those pursed lips into the field right alongside his victims
>>74935566
i'm not a child though
>>74935552
Seems a bit cruel, knowing my luck the poor bastard would probably be in agony before I put him out of his misery
Would rather catch him somehow and put him out in the wild, don't know how though, plus the bastard would find his way back to me. Decisions, decisions.
>>74935558
apparently jarvis cocker and chris morris were really good mates, that's actually jarvis on the toilet haha
>>74935585
good lad
had the pleasure of meeting Ian Brady at a charity do once. Surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
i will pulverize any australian here into the dirt
>>74935574
why are most animals so dumb
he just got shat on and he looks like he doesn't give a shit if you'll pardon the pun
If I shat on my cat I'd bet good money she'd react quite strongly.
>anon i have a bomb anchored to my bumhole and the only way you can disable it is with your teeth
>the man on the phone said we've only got ten minutes
>what do we do?????????
>>74935594
why would they lock you in a room then
>>74935490
europe was never a shithole after the romans conquered it
16th century was the birth of the renaissance
romans just had everything under control at their peak and werent constantly at war with one another which both fucked europe up and encouraged it to advance
bit like comparing height of the british empire to modern india really
>>74935574
>he's covered in dried shit
>he's just been sitting there taking it for ages
what a runtoid
>>74935595
I know exactly what to do in this situation, mind sharing your Skype with me so I can tell you?
>>74935601
alri limmy
Is Daenerys the best Game of Thrones girl?
Yes. Yes she is.
>>74935608
I'd eat the ass bomb or no bomb
>>74935608
*honks her honkers and runs off*
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494982390452.webm
ah yes london
>>74935630
she's hideous
>>74935610
hypothetical situation
just saying i would heem them even if they were armed with edged weapons and I wasn't
>>74935626
haha alri
>northerners were happier about thatcher dying than the moors murderers dying
>>74935624
That's his mum shitting on him in an effort to persuade him to leave the nest and start his life.
>>74935644
i'm taking your word for it
if hitler and stalin were both alive today still, reckon I could settle the score and pulverise both of them
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Bristol
2. Dublin
3. Birmingham
4. Leeds
5. Kent
>I know exactly what to do in this situation, mind sharing your Skype with me so I can tell you?
>>74935648
Thatcher murdered more
>>74935630
i liked the spicy spanish charlie chaplin girl from season whatever
>>74935639
ahh yes multiculturalism at it's finest
>>74935647
im a big fan love you lots x
>Thatcher murdered more
>>74935648
Now that Ian Brady's dead - who's the best evil person still in prison that's still alive?
Charlie Manson hasn't got long left.
>>74935648
Did you know Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher really did in fact end free school milk for comprehensives?
She pretty much robbed everyone here of five inches in height
There's an irishman in my bedroom the cunt is driving me insane
I know if I lay poison potato for him the bastard will is in my walls and stink up the place
Even now I hear the cunt scratching and looking for food
Never had an irish problem before, past few months this bastard appeared out of nowhere
>>74935673
Don't be a f*cking r*cist.
1. london
2. bradford
3. birmingham
4. plymouth
5. rotherham
>>74935595
if you care about the mouse's suffering there are non-killing mousetraps that use an uneven see-saw type thing to keep them trapped once they walk in for the food
your standard back-breaking mousetrap will kill most mice outright, though it depends on the angle and a clean death is never ensured
>>74935648
>implying anyone actually gives a shit about the kids other than the parents
Most people look on to serial killers with a morbid fascination. Sometimes even hero worship
just been torn apart and devoured by the beast of bodmin moor
>>74935691
is small man syndrome why northerners are so angry all the time
>>74935339
thanks lad
>Thatcher murdered more
>>74935698
Good list of paki nonce hotspots
is it gay to have homosexual relations
>>74935561
your mom
>>74935685
>Charlie Manson
>evil
Since when?
my kitty is the beast of bodmin moor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc
chris morris is honestly the funniest comedian from this country ever
>>74935710
Probably did if you think about it. Bet loads of coal miners, ship builders and steel workers killed themselves after being made redundant.
pintwoman
>>74935705
>>74935720
Disgusting post
he killed that kike pedo's wife
>Newly discovered Government files reveal six-month investigation to prove 'monster' that stalked moors near Bodmin was actually just a cat
would post a brad to accompany this but my external HDD's in t'living room
>Probably did if you think about it. Bet loads of coal miners, ship builders and steel workers killed themselves after being made redundant.
>>74935757
howling
>>74935752
Uh correction he only raped a teenager that's "ephebobilia" not "paedophilica"
>>74935625
I'm in bed so cba, share it here?
>>74935699
Hmm might look into that
why the fuck is every single British news source a shitty tabloid
honestly sick to death of seeing septum piercings everywhere I turn
do you also worship freya you barbarian fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
>>74935783
ah yes the libertarian right
>>74935674
love you too x <3
>he keeps his brads in a HDD
>>74935796
your mom screamed for my dick XDDDDDDDDD
>>74935783
>how to spot a libertarian 101
if limmy REALLY posted here he would tweet "love pints simple as" to prove it
To all the members thatchers policies literally drove people to suicide and cause do death by poverty
Not to mention the thousands of argies and our own soldiers deaths she is responsible for.
>>74935783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU
>>74935821
limmy's death tweet is actually a typical /brit/ gimmick and makes me laugh everytime i see it desu
Keep my brads on all my RAM, too bad they get deleted every time i shut down my computer.
top 5 cities in the UK
1. truro
2. sheffield
3. newcastle upon tyne
4. york
5. cardiff
>To all the members thatchers policies literally drove people to suicide and cause do death by poverty
>Not to mention the thousands of argies and our own soldiers deaths she is responsible for.
>>74935784
Don't want all the arseholes here stealing my method must be done in privacy!
love pints simple as
>>74935834
>a typical /brit/ gimmick
no it's his own personal gimmick that he tweets upon every celebrity death
>he only raped a teenager
>>74935823
>Not to mention the thousands of argies and our own soldiers deaths she is responsible for.
i went out celebrating and getting pissed when she died like any true northerner, but those deaths aren't on her
we even had milky cocktails half-price all night
>>74935769
Is it really out of the realms of possibility though? 600 deaths in Scotland every year, 6000 in UK.
Assume that at least half of that suicide rate was present during the Thatcher years, isn't it likely that least 6 people offed themselves due to the radical economic changes taking place?
>>74935769
I don't think Mags was Satan or whatever but it's not that questionable desu, interest rates were the highest in British history under Thatcher and that combined with mass layoffs for men who can't change jobs isn't a nice combination.
>>74935841
>truro
>not st ives
get utterly FUCKED
thatcher is the reason that this country is so shit right now
rather than try to focus on a large manufacturing industry, we moved towards a service/office industry
now that we're leaving the EU, those industries are useless for exports
>Is it really out of the realms of possibility though? 600 deaths in Scotland every year, 6000 in UK.
>Assume that at least half of that suicide rate was present during the Thatcher years, isn't it likely that least 6 people offed themselves due to the radical economic changes taking place?
Is Tony Blair coming back??
>>74935872
>st ives
>city
shite anyway
hated school trips to the modern art gallery HATED it
>>74935156
And then he had to retire due to it busting his blood pressure.
>>74935267
Pretty sure Prince Phillip is not the heir to the throne
love litres simple as
st. ives seems like it would be full of old people and fat tourists from the midlands
>le passive-agressively quote the post with a snarky reaction image
Worst gimmick.
think i would have offed myself if i was a poorthener regardless of the situation desu
>>74935892
it's unironically the best part of the uk mate, it's like the closest we have to southern europe
>>74935891
From..... The DEAD
>>74935898
when you get that far west it's mostly just heroin addicts
>>74935851
i meant that his persistence in establishing a gimmick is in the nature of a /brit/ gimmcik
love 568ml, HATE 1L
>thatcher is the reason that this country is so shit right now
>rather than try to focus on a large manufacturing industry, we moved towards a service/office industry
>now that we're leaving the EU, those industries are useless for exports
alri
'simple as' gimmick is taking /brit/ by storm
wish i had some custard cremes
I'm feeling like a star you cant stop my shine
Loving cloud 9 my heads in the sky
>>74935858
Falklands could have been prevented she had the intel
It's like bush and 9/11 she wanted it to happen so she could get re elected
>milky cocktails
Ponce
>wish i had some custard cremes
We must purge the corruption from our sacred land.
>>74935950
*ejaculates in your bum*
haha there you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mvSWlu-cm4
doing a chill
doing a suicide over my wasted 4 years
>>74935796
cute :3
>>74935937
You haven't offered one counter argument and just post shite reaction images you deluded Tory faggot
>You haven't offered one counter argument and just post shite reaction images you deluded Tory faggot
All conditioned phenomena arise and cease in accordance with their own nature and are inherently empty, lacking any sense of self.
SOME
days
I
just
WannaCry
>You haven't offered one counter argument and just post shite reaction images you deluded Tory faggot
>You haven't offered one counter argument and just post shite reaction images you deluded Tory faggot
>>74935993
>he can't even fedora post correctly
'Stralians everyone
Love how the spacker posting reaction images was too young to possibly know fuck all about what the 80s were like in Britain
>>74935385
Yeah, the 80.2% white country is Asian, while your 54% is white.
>>74935656
>2. Dublin
Nearly 100 years late on that one.
Britain has always been broken
>Britain has always been broken
>>74936031
>Love how the spacker posting reaction images was too young to possibly know fuck all about what the 80s were like in Britain
>>74935974
*scoops it out with my fingers*
cheers senpai
>>Britain has always been broken
>Love how the spacker posting reaction images was too young to possibly know fuck all about what the 80s were like in Britain
>>74936054
*grabs your hand and suck the cum off your fingers*
sorry couldn't help myself x
>>Britain has always been broken
doing a home gym
wait what WERE the 80s like in britain
>>74936062
Acceptance is half the battle they say
SHADILAY Styxers
time spent having fun isn't time wasted~
>Love how the spacker posting reaction images was too young to possibly know fuck all about what the 80s were like in Britain
Baby are you down down down down down
is it gay to eat milk chocolate?
>>74936031
>being 40+ years old and posting on /brit/
sad
The rampant shitposting and the inability to take things seriously is fucking disheartning sometimes. /britfeel/ and /eire/ and better threads.
HE'S A NIGGER
HE'S A NIGGER
HE'S A NIGGER
>Love how the spacker posting reaction images was too young to possibly know fuck all about what the 80s were like in Britain
>SHADILAY Styxers
I see this has just devolved into mindless shitposting
Goodbye /Brit/
>I see this has just devolved into mindless shitposting
>Goodbye /Brit/
>>74936080
Shit mate.
>>74936114
It's been this way since 2014
Well lads it looks like #TeamTory has BTFO the lefties yet again.
Remember to vote for Mrs May on June 8th.
>>74936125
I expect better things late at night.
>>74936092
grew up in my area, his cousin was my pe teacher
came to my primary school once, the nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ
when someone tells me to leave /brit/
>I expect better things late at night.
>I see this has just devolved into mindless shitposting
>Goodbye /Brit/
>>74936137
I support corbyn
>I support corbyn
stools have been rather loose lately
>>74936137
>underestimating the shy communist vote
screaming at you
>I support corbyn
would twat all you mindless cretins
sort yourselves out before I put your fucking broken, mangled corpses in a mass grave
>I support corbyn
would twat all you mindless cretins
sort yourselves out before I put your fucking broken, mangled corpses in a mass grave
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