/brit/

When is the next /brit/ meetup?

WILL knock out lickdicki if he turns up.

>>74929175
Will never forget the posters 2ondering around the pub at the /brit/ meet.

Anyone got the screenshot collage still?

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>>74929050
Hey /brit/, how accurate is this?

>>74930344
Fucking love Private Eye

>>74930344
Not very . Private Eye peaked long ago. It's now a parody of itself

190kg

This lesson you'd do well not to forget
Your life could be the one it's wisdom saves
At sea, when you're beleaguered and beset
On every side by strife of wind and waves

Despite the best of maps and bravest men
For all their mighty names and massive forms
There'll never be and there has never been
A ship or fleet secure against the storms

When kings upon the main have clung to pride
And held themselves as masters of the sea
I've held them down beneath the crushing tide
Till they have learned that no one masters me

But grace can still be found within the gale
With fear and rev'rence, raise your ragged sail

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BIG

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anime

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>>74933487
that's a pretty retarded line of thought
but hey, you do you

>>74931113
why do you think that?

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>anime

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Daniel Craig is an honorary American

>>74929050
>London
>Private School
Stupid remainer scum confirmed for nancies.

>>74933557
ur wrong bro

>>74930344
kek'd

>>74933565
>gif
fuck off

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Which one of you lads was this?

might watch dead mans shoes lads

thairorke literally shaking right now at the mere thought of him being unable to defend trump's actions

>>74933576
about your thought process being retarded?
nah

>>74930344
That is some lazy parody.

https://youtu.be/PqVBs1RtD9M?t=1m41s

How do I get an Anastasia Reynolds gf? She is LITERALLY a perfect English rose, how is she even real?

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Lad on my course complaining he has to know some abstract data types, because we already did an exam on them a year ago. As if he forgot them.

FACT: thailad only moved to thailand to fuck transgender prosititutes
FACT: 190kg touched his niece
FACT: moni is so irrelevant nobody knows who they are

i think they might be ribena or something

anyone want to put my willy in their mouth?

What culture does Denmark have? What's notable about it?

Not even memeing, just curious, off the top of my head, muh we wuz vikangz, little mermaid, wind power, joining the EU same year as us and Victoria flamel.

>>74933622
Tell me the 190kg story, must have missed this occurrence.

>>74933587
>We want to arrest this man for saying things we disagree with

The state of the police.

you used to get in your boipucc
now you only get it from your old pooch

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>>74933612
i like my women less intelligent than me

dunno why

>>74933625
There is no such thing as Danish culture. They are just discount Swedes.

>>74933587
Looks like Tim

>>74933625
Nothing notable about it. Just a useless waste of clay. Would gladly nuke it if I knew where it was.

>>74933637
t. anjem choudary

>>74933625
lego
voluntary repatriation of non natives

Yorkshire is the only relevant county

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>hating on danes

fuck off they're literally best scandis

>>74933662
hate you

had to sit next to a man on the train today who smelled like how over-ripened blueberries taste

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bit mad knowing it would take literally one of my right hooks to put the Thai ladyboy King completely out of action

gay little cunt, imagine being King of such a godawful """country"""

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>>74933642
i like them skinny, but not necessarily without assets

>>74933644
um swedes are actually discount danes hunny

>denmark
>no culture

>what are jysk, bang and olufsen, and lego

>>74933675
Norway is the best Scandinavian country, followed by Iceland, then Sweden, then Denmark.

>>74933675
t. saxon scum

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>>74933701

>>74933675
But why? At least sweden,finland,iceland.Norway to some extent have recognised unique things about them but I draw a blank when it comes to denmaek

>>74933690
do canucks shop at jysk a lot?

>>74933625
We're American just like the rest of Europe.

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>they literally say 'dance off bro, me and you!' in guardians of the galaxy, I thought it was just a meme

oohhh mmmyyyyyy dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssssssssss

if i linked this picture of my ex from highschool she just posted you'd literally all say she has massive tits. not posting it because she'd get doxxed, thinking about killing myself. nothing in my life works out in my favor

>>74933690
Only heard of lego.

>>74933690
fuck off leaf

>>74933706
shut up

>>74933701
nah:
iceland>norway>denmark>sweden>faroe islands>shetland

74933717
dont fucking care fuck off miserable yank twat

>>74933714
my gf and her friend thought it was hilarious too, we had people giving us glares bc we were laughing so loud but we couldn't help it haha

thainonce's rorkeness has really gotten quite pathetic
his twitter is tragic, cringe arguments with lefties

shetland more like shan'tland

>tfw 100% pure-blood celto-germano-nord-brython

This is great. Ten years ago I would have covered my ears and dismissed it because of propaganda from society.
My biggest complaint about intelligence in America is that introverts are treated like they are broken retards. I get treated like my IQ is 60 just because I don't care about being popular. While people that like being popular are held on a pedestal like they are the smartest people that exist.

>>74933711
i think so

it's not as popular as ikea, but it's pretty popular
>>74933718
shant
>>74933727
shant

Can you stop talking about Denmark, please? I came here to talk about cool British stuff

>>74933736
>717

retard. hate leafs

>>74933742
Thought he stopped posting? Seems like the Algerian triggered him so much

>>74933754
t. discount Swede

>>74933743
wew

orkney more like rorkeney

i'm of welsh, english, swedish, german, polish, french, scottish, and irish descent, myself

>>74933748
pretty funny when i saw it

thought it was only a northern/eastern euro chain

denmark is a spook

barra more like cara

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>>74933754
who should i vote for

Just woken up wrapped in silk and been taken into the sewers and been brutally eviscerated by a number of giant hairy spiders

>>74933747
once you leave highschool you'll be fine

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>the only thing his country has ever contributed to the world is bits of plastic that you can place on top of each other

>>74933754
TELL US ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY

Does it even exist? One lad here can't find you on a map. Is Denmark just a figment of our imagination?

>>74933791
its for the best

>>74933754
t. kwik save swede

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>This is great. Ten years ago I would have covered my ears and dismissed it because of propaganda from society.
>My biggest complaint about intelligence in America is that introverts are treated like they are broken retards. I get treated like my IQ is 60 just because I don't care about being popular. While people that like being popular are held on a pedestal like they are the smartest people that exist.

>>74933754
redpill me on denmark
why do they rule the scandies?

>>74933754
Denmark more like pengmark

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>>74933754
nedermark when

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it's half half 12 on a wednesday morning post sexy cartoon girls

>>74933778
>>74933785
don't care

>>74933801
Yeah well that and the unification of England

>>74933846
haha
btfo

>>74933754
demark is a cool canadian thing, and canada is a cool british thing so...

>tfw 100% pure-blood germano-celto-brythonic-doggerlandish-nord

>>74933742
Post his Twitter

denmark has an energy company called Dong

unification of england was a mistake

wessex will rise again

>>74933787
vote blank until Mosley rises from his grave

go to walesy with Scots mate
> Welish are nice to him When They find out he's a Scot and prick to me in English Because

Explain

Just booked my flight to Wymondham

might make broccoli soup tomorrow

what some other tasty veg soups?

>>74933642
I want my women to match me at least. Otherwise it's not fun.

>>74933869
w*ssex a shit
bring back northumbrian hegemony

>>74933865
Calum's got a point.

can't pass this exam reeeee RIP first

>>74933625
I read Niels Lyhne a few years ago and I rather liked it

>>74933868
DONG Energy, even. My brother used to work for them, but he left when our government sold it to Goldman Sachs.

just found out kwik save shops still exist lads

where? haven't seen one for well over ten years

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>>74933834
>>74933861
>>74933869
fol

>>74933882
i'll dangle my dinglies into a blender and puree them how does that sound? x

>>74933909
You'll be fine lad

Go to bed

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>>74933625
>What culture does Denmark have? What's notable about it?

This lad

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>some lad told me about digibyte
>say I'm gunna go in for a few 100,000
>last minute pussy out and go in for 1/10th of my original offer
>already made 10% profit
>gunna go in for the remaining 90% after sleeping on the idea

/brit/ has the best investment tips, if you're here lad who told me about it i owe you a pint

probably not gonna get a 2:1 and i can't do a masters without it hahaha

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danish cuisine

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>tfw 100% pure-blood celto-doggerlandic-anglo-brython

>>74933884
this desu they have to be as smart if not smarter. it'd be dire dating a stupid mong girl

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>>74933884
same really, I just feel like the smarter one automatically wears the trousers

guardians of the galaxy is formulaic predictable reddit shite lads

no idea why it has such this 'whoa man so whacky' following

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favourite Dane lads?

>>74933935
exams thursday and havent really revised for it

>>74933625
viggo mortensen

>>74933976
Cnut was ok.

>>74933969
That's maybe true, but I'd have to have a higher income than her.

>>74933953
literally don't even know what that is

>ooo look at me i'm from danemark and we have plastic bricks and an energy company

Are yanks really that clueless? Are they so unaware they come here every day, ruining threads with their shitposts? And by shitpost I don't mean funny Aussie shitpost. Just pure fucking mind numbing bollockry. Why do they come here when they bear absolutely NO cultural mutuality to anyone British? What is wrong with these mentally redundant cunts? Do they just like to LARP as Le anglo gentlemen even though they're the most mongrelised, abhorrent group of people on earth?

>>74933992
islander scum

>>74933978
Revise then, there's time.

Use mnemonics. They work really well for me at least.

wonder if that australian has had his kfc breakfast yet

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>>74933976

>>74933667
Fuck off paki.

>>74933972
it's a fun movie with nice cinematography and music
stop hating everything because it's "reddit"

>>74934006
not much to remember for this one. mostly maths where you need to do a million practice questions to see the techniques. hate it

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>>ooo look at me i'm from danemark and we have plastic bricks and an energy company

https://youtu.be/3zoYyXCcnVk?t=36

>>74934005
jutland? more like shitland

danes are the only scandi's ive met who don't seem like bizarre space aliens tbqh

BREAKING: LIZ IS DEAD. CHARLES IS BEING SWORN IN RIGHT NOW ON BRIT FORCE ONE. SOURCE: THE SUN

>>74933999
>mongrelised

Just say "not inbred" next time, and you're one to talk, West Brit.

>>74933989
that's a whole other issue, I actually wouldn't care if she makes more (at least if it's not significantly more)
height and intelligence are bigger issues i reckon but im fairly tall

>>74933999
you still mad that he called you ugly and short?

need mo money fo dem programs

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doing a TURBO think

http://www.boredpanda.com/cynical-comics-eduardo-salles-cinismoilustrado/

going to sleep goodnight

think we should eject everyone with impure genes (ie. not inbred) from cornwall

>>74933969
>At a party
>Girl hosting has a USSR flag
>Ask her why she has it and tell her about the time they tried genocide my grandfather

>>74934023
>maths

There's your problem then

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might visit danemark

>>74934005
Det ligner nu heller ikke ligefrem en jysk egnsret.

>>74934043
I agree with you really, but it's all redundant for me I suppose, beggars can't be choosers.

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brown reggaeton shithole gf is proof that a negative canthal tilt can be cute

Fuckin burned my tongue into a fuckin kebab from this carbonara lads

>Sweden have their own general
>Norway have their own general
>Finland have their own general
>Danes don't
Sad!

>>74934068
>never get invited to party again

>>74934096
danes mostly only post on /b/ or reddit

>>74934071
because we saved the jews?

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>London is the worst place in the UK to raise children

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-named-worst-city-in-the-uk-to-raise-children-a3539611.html

Makes me think

>>74934092
who is this

love pints. love slags and love footy.

hate immigration. hate the Irish.

simple as

denmark is reddit: the country

>>74934103
yes

>>74934097
Best thing is that I wasn't invited, I was just there with people who were.

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remembered the time I killed a squirrel on the way back from work

I crushed his rear legs/tail and saw him crawling slowly away, got out of the car, threw him into a corner and stamped on his head a few times and crushed it with a rock

got squirrel blood on my shoes and trousers

>>74934096
Never even noticed they didn't have one. Literal non-entity of a country.

>>74934058
gay

>>74934117
this 2bh but it's a compliment

>>74934096
We should invite all Danes into /brit/.

>>74934069
i do physics

>>74934106
No shit

Everyone knows you don't raise children in London. It's why there's no white kids there, all the white families knew to leave.

>>74934121
he who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man

>>74934141
Enjoy your no job

>>74934121
If it was a grey squirrel they're a pest wouldn't worry about it

If it was red shame on you

>>74934139
upvoted, good sir

Wait, do yanks really not have a kettle?

hate the irish

>>74934121
A cat was lying with its legs crushed outside my gaff and I done its fucking head in with a shovel

There is a global conspiracy by the Irish to destroy the white race.

t. geography student
>>74934157

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>>74934131
Being woke isn't for everyone I guess

>>74934169
they have microwaves

>>74934153
he who makes this post, gets rid of the pain of having a relationship with a female

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me at the top

>>74934169
that's what we cook our chips in

>>74934141
physics is fucking easy m8. need velocity? it's Vi +at

simple as

>>74934195
Same

Danes are simply too normie to post on 4chan desu

>>74934184
i make 42k as a php developer and i dont even have a degree kek

Sunny today in Canada

>>74934195
Actually you're at the bottom because you're a cynical cunt by now.

>>74934195
last stage is far worse than that

>>74934209
i make 30k pulling pints for the prime minister and it's not enough for rent and bills

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>>74934177

@74934207
don't care

>>74934195
cute pic, I'm probably at second heartbreak now

>>74934113
-sofia
-chilean
-my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCy6Gf-jiY

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A cheeky BREMAIN?

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>>74934177

Will support Trump to the very end tbqh

>>74934195
where is the "heart after years of cocaine abuse"

Gonna play some CK2 for a bit then go to sleep as I have work in the morning.

/blog

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literally us

>>74934212
hate you

>>74934207
When I was on holidays in Spain as a child (about 13) I met an autistic Danish lad who I used to drown in the pool and beat up. His ma had loads of armpit hair and sat with her tits out on the beach, had many a wank to that.

>>74934193
hahaha fuck yeah you're cool as m8, some absolute pearler posts by you

>>74934092
>>74934058

>>74934251
Is that game much better than EU IV?

>>74934252
dont want sex

am i a bender

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Bring back the Soviet Union!

>>74934270
I prefer it to EU IV. Vic 2 is the best game though.

>>74934236
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STOP BREXIT OR GAIN FAME, SHE'S JUST INTERESTED IN THE LEGAL SIDE

gosh, racist and sexist much?

>>74934287
>Liquoria 2
Jajajaja, built many LIQUORICE factories today my BEAURECRAT??

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>>74934121

I was riding my bike home once, and on the path a rat ran past at exactly the wrong time and I ran over it and made a squeaking sound
I looked back and it had gone but I felt bad about it for several years afterwards, and the squeak it made would replay in my head again and again
your post just reminded my of it

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fuck off

>>74934298
>le liquor meme
hello gsg

>>74934300
I know animals die all the time but I still don't like it much

tied a baby to a bed and shat on it once

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Wageslaves btfo

>>74934268
So you were a cunt from a young age? Not surprised. Childhood trauma? Daddy come home from his pints and hit you?

>>74934310
even one of those posts is gay as fuck particularly seeing as you're posting about hypothetical gf's in it you utter cretin

>>74934328
With Angrylad: all of the above.

>>74933878

explanation: fuck england

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>>74934289
B-B-BREMAIN!

england > wales >northern ireland > scotland

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aisha is literally gorgeous

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>tfw finally have a somewhat normal sleeping schedule
>can no longer interact with late night /brit/

>Not shagging loads when you and girls were young

>>74934380
wish girls would stop putting rings through their noses

>all his friends are straight and white
would actually die of boredom

>>74934380
She's nice looking but she'd probably laugh at me if she ever saw me.

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Make you think

>>74934390
the so called oneitis got it done the other day and it changed my mind

>>74934350
Angrylad is the post you're quoting swiss runt

Know one smart black and his parents are both college educated smarties and so are his dad's parents. Don't understand this regression to the mean meme applied outside of the IQ trend of an entire population and not bloodline.

>>74934391
I have one Ugandan friend, but he is a fundamentalist catholic who hates Muslims.

>>74934384
best /brit/ hours are afternoon your time

>>74934328
Da was an avid pintman and gave me a leatherin promptly and often coming home from the pub, the stench of tayto and pints of plain lingering into my nostrils with each swipe of his belt

>>74934391
If I heard a girl say this I'd puke. You would literally never hear this in America among white men.

>>74934423
Intelligence is not genetic

>>74934448
>Intelligence is not genetic
WRONG

>>74934441
And one for yourself

>>74934448
Empirically wrong

>>74934448
it's both genetic and memetic

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>>74934456
>>74934464
>>74934469
Tell me which genes correspond to greater intelligence

all harry potter fans should be killed

bloody bbc2 has that dickhead on doing jazz hands in the bottom right corner. don't know why they bother, blind people can't even watch tv so he's utterly pointless.

>>74934498
its the gene that you don't have hehe

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>>74934474

the prime minister has better things to be concerned with

>>74934498
Not going to find any specific studies for you. Go to the journal sources on Wikipedia.

>>74934498
white genes

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how true is this?

Are we in the generation that will be the last to die? Scientists will inevitably reach a breakthrough that will extend the human lifespan indefinitely.

>>74934546
very
happened to /brit/ desu

>>74934443
Ah yes, the white american male, truly a glorious specimen to behold

>>74934546
4chan (particularly /b) is a perfect illustration of this though I have a feeling this pic came about because of it not before it

>>74934443
t. red stater

>>74934546
original wankers is anime posters
good riddance i say

>>74934553
>Scientists will inevitably reach a breakthrough that will extend the human lifespan indefinitely.
why is this inevitable

no making a pie out of tea or anything weird

>>74934546
me with the joint

stupid grumpy cunt assessor WILL ruin my degree

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>tfw useless sack of shit

>>74934546
Happened here. The browns in our case was /sp/.

have you filled your quota?

[x] black friend
[x] east asian friend
[ ] muslim friend
[x] jewish friend
[ ] indian friend
[x] girl friend (friend who is a girl)
[x] barely speaks english friend
[ ] much older friend (3x your age)
[x] much younger friend (1/3x your age)

>people wilfully give the bbc money

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4ZXSdRj67RhWrVhYfpQlxFz/6-inspirational-stars-who-have-challenged-gender-norms

are you a mark or a jez
or a super hans
or a dobby or a sophie or a jeff or a gerard

>>74934596
3D printing of artificial organs
Eradication of cancer

>>74934612
>[x] much younger friend (1/3x your age)
nonce

>>74934614
>no david bowie

speed dating? I'd be better off speed skating!

>>74934612
I have no friends

>>74934612
nonce

>>74934624
jeff

Have they bothered to tell you who I am? Why I'm doing this? Or are they just using you like they do everybody else?

david bowie was a closeted straight man

he was only gay because he wanted to be edgy

>>74934662
this

>>74934635
Dare I say, best post ever?

>>74934612
why the fuck would i have a 7 year old friend

>>74934673
fuck off reddit

>>74934612
not currently, friends I've had ever

[x] black friend
[x] east asian friend
[x] muslim friend
[x] jewish friend
[x] indian friend
[x] girl friend (friend who is a girl)
[ ] barely speaks english friend
[ ] much older friend (3x your age)
[ ] much younger friend (1/3x your age)

>>74934662
>david bowie
david bowie is a decent rock artist but mostly like other experimental artists is just a hack who preforms wacky shit like bjork

>>74934673
not original

football yank here AMA

redpill me on paris, where to go for a weekend break?

>>74934694
>like bjork
Bjork is good though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs

>>74934703
Which team is the pride of Lancashire?

>>74934587
intelligence gene denying gun-posting numale

>>74934705
Lyon

>>74934474
Good reply 2bh

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>>74934665

what went wrong

Playing DOOM lads, really impressed with it. £6 well spent haha

i will beat up any republicans here

>>74934705
The interracial breeding grounds

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didn't do anything productive today

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didn't do anything productive in the last 8 months

>>74934665
me on the left panicking because my livelihood depends on securing a meaningless quote from a former celebrity

Becoming bent lads

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>>74934735
>interracial breeding grounds

This is giving me a flashback of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>74934612
the only one i have on that list is a black and muslim friend, though it's the same guy and he drinks so i'm not sure he can be considered muslim

>>74934779
try stretches

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Find a flaw.

You daughter was a nice girl, and now she is a slut;
A queen treatin' niggas just like King Tut.
Gobblin' up nuts sorta like a hummin' bird,
Suckin' up the Da Lench Mob crew and I'm cummin' third.
Used to get straight-As, now she's just skippin' class.
Ooh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass.
Only 17, with a lot of practise on black boys' jimmies and white boys' catcus.
Sorry sorry sorry, but I gotta be brief,
A lot of niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth.
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic,
That don't mean shit, cause she's givin' up the ass quick.
Quicker than you can say "Candy" the bitch is on my Snicker,
And oh man, she can take on three men built like he-men.
Her little bitty twat got gallons of semen.
14 niggas in line to bang yo' pride and joy, I mean daddy's little angel.
So tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house cause yo' daughter's known for givin' up the nappy dug-out.

>>74934798

The beast and dark destroyer are both smarter than her

>>74934612
[ ] black friend
[ ] east asian friend
[x] muslim friend
[x] jewish friend
[ ] indian friend
[x] girl friend (friend who is a girl)
[ ] barely speaks english friend
[ ] much older friend (3x your age)
[ ] much younger friend (1/3x your age)

>>74934798
she carries that blue screen around wherever she goes

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>mfw I have several roundish scars on my torso from when I had tubes jammed into my lungs to pump out pus as a kid (tl;dr: really awful pneumonia complications)
>mfw I tell girls they're gunshot wounds and they believe me
>mfw they ask if they can touch them

I imagine real gunshot wounds look nasty tbqh.

>>74934612
literally none of those

>>74934864
Hello Tyrone

>>74934864
Might send a screenshot to the BBC. You're literally raping these women.

It's hard being gay lads

>I will never pass on my genetics

>>74934815
Beast yes, but Shaun doesn't know that chocolate comes from cocoa beans.

>>74934798
the best

how do you make friends that are girls?

>>74929050
Does any of you have an Armenian friend that went insane?
Pls help. I need your council

>>74934906
>>74934906
>>74934906
new>>>>>>>>