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/brit/ - The Mini ERA Turbo Edition

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140minutes till KFC opens and I can eat Breakfast.
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flonald bfumpf
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like car editions but hate editions in the subject
conflicted
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>KFC
>Breakfast
JUST
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science is racist
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>>74927989
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>>74929116
im starving mate and i have no food in the house
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seems like the threads just keep getting faster and faster
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>>74929050


>>74929050
>>74929050


>>74929050
>>74929050


ALL IN HERE
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How old would you say this girl is.
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any vital advice for being in a pub on your own?
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Football yank
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good news lads
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i myself find it comical that the US defeated britain at war thereby earning independence, then becoming the leading country in the world don't you?
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having a nice cup of tea
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>>74929153
lol
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piss
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>>74929148
talking about the speed of brit is the surest sign of a new fag fuck off it's not even that fast
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>>74929165
yeah: don't
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>>74929161
enough
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dondle flmarmpf
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>>74929180
which brand?
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donald nigger
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donnle bloompfh
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>>74929171
scum
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>>74929002
that would make a loud noise bruuum *gear change sound* bruuuuuuuuuuuum
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Have some actual questions for you lads instead of shitting up the thread as I normally do.

Why was Elizabeth chosen to be Britain's monarch? Did George VI not have any sons?

Also, when was the last time the crown went from grandparent to grandchild and skipped a generation? Is it possible that Charles won't inherit the throne and William will instead?
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>ASMR Darling now has 700,000 subscribers
why do so many people like this shit
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>>74929172
Defo popping my cherry tomorrow.
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downloaded the red pill movie lads, what to expect?
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>>74929204
something german
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>>74929229
google it you fucking yank
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>when you leave birmingham and the smelly cave people start throwing sticks at you
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>>74929161
another without makeup
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>>74929148
used to be much faster
/brit/ is a dying general
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>>74929237
No mention of jews.
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>>74929180
Red tea?
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>>74929161
not a clue, but unironically using a snapchat filter is a massive red flag, avoid.
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DONGLE KAMPF
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>>74929232
>ASMR Darling
someone posted her nudes here 'her day
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>>74929221
Most of /brit/ likes me unironically, jog on
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>>74929227
https://youtu.be/6PTH4iWmpsw
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Might walk two miles to cop one
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>>74929254
>he thinks this is without makeup
poor guy
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>>74929229
>Is it possible that Charles won't inherit the throne and William will instead
Wish it would just go to George tbqh
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>>74929245
>not shopping solely at english markets while abroad
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>>74929304
had one once and it was honestly the best thing i've ever eaten
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sprongle zhumph
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>>74929306
ok not without but she is wearing very little
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>>74929002
Can I get this automatic?
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>>74929254
>You will never have a qt like this liking you
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president
micheal
pissnce
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>>74929161
40
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observation: lots of nice arses in Edinburgh
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>>74929256
this
/fug/ and /bant/ were recent factors too
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>>74929165
There's nothing to it...nobody cares that you're alone.
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>>74929333
raise your standards man jesus christ, thats a normal amount of makeup the other one is a fucking cake bake, the eyebrows are horrible and the makeup is so thick you wonder if it's going to lose structural integrity and peel off like the casing of a scotch egg.
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haven't seen the gf in 10 days
missing the sound of her voice
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>tfw you will NEVER be invited to a uv party

but at least i have this webm i could jerk off to
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494969472251.webm
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what is even the point of /bant/, how is it different from /int/?
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>>74929105

Sort yourself out lad
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>>74929370
wonder if you saw mine ;0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

STILL watching this lads
tried clicking ones in the sidebar but they're ugly
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>>74929222
>>74929385
good posts
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Even Reddit hates the new Bill Nye show

https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/6bi4ho/i_think_im_done_with_bill_nye_his_new_show_sucks/
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>raise your standards man jesus christ, thats a normal amount of makeup the other one is a fucking cake bake, the eyebrows are horrible and the makeup is so thick you wonder if it's going to lose structural integrity and peel off like the casing of a scotch egg.
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dunny smumpf
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>>74929165
Don't talk to yourself out loud
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>>74929408
never had a gf in my life lmao
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Mars bars are sickly sweet tbqh, can't imagine deep frying them improves them dramatically.
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bit warm out

had the fan on all day

x
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going to gain weight by eating a load of biscuits
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>>74929439
same haha x

doin a suicide soon 2bh
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>>74929387
She never wears makeup like in the first pic but sometimes lets her younger sister do it for fun.
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>>74929419
possibly
been walking around in circles for 6 hours
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are adolf
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>>74929371
/fug/ was the Rhodesia of /int/
so much potential, shame it died after a week
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feeling a bit down 2bh lads
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>>74929429
>white knighting for a snapchat slag
kys
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>>74929429
is he wrong? she had quite a lot of makeup on
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Can't believe I used to vape, the state of me. Used to watch people like this and think they were cool.
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>>74929493
because you posted your thread too late and everybody ignored it?
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finally off the antidepressants lads
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doing...
a...
poo.
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>>74929452
the batter's a bit like profiteroles, and then the bar melts inside it. quite nice, like a weird cake

>>74929482
taking in the thrilling sights or just lost?
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>ask serious questions in /brit/
>get no responses

>post about taking a shit or verbally abusing a retard
>(You)s come flying in

ah yes, now I understand
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big big fan of wanking, absolutely love it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m4KZHDVWRE
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grab your sword and fight the horde
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just fuck my shit up
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feel like I'm heading towards failure...
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>>74929516
dont think vaping requires watching vaping videos on youtube
do you watch videos of people smoking fags on yotube now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVqR0AqR4PE

watch people like this and think they're cool
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>>ask serious questions in /brit/
>>get no responses
>>post about taking a shit or verbally abusing a retard
>>(You)s come flying in
>ah yes, now I understand
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>>74929539
Ugly bint
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one night in hackney

ONE NIGHT IN HACKNEY
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>>74929408
I've saw her the other day mate, she's just fine ;^)
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>>74929530
where is the serious question?
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feel like I'm heading towards success...
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>>74929525
>taking in the thrilling sights or just lost?
both pretty much
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>>74929188
been here since you were a stain on your mum's legs kiddo
want me to prove it?
i'm responding to a 10 minute old post, but won't fuck off
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>>74929520
need me myself some o those
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want to get verbally abused by a group of slags from the north.

why? don't rightly know
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>>74929600
>replying to a 10 minute old post
fuck off
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>>74929577
I used vaping to quit smoking (pack a day) but once I was totally off fags I kept vaping like a nu male would. Being the kind of cunt I was I wanted new, shinier, bigger stuff and once you get off the kinda pre-made shit you do need a guide on putting that shit together and making coils, unlike cigarettes.
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can pinpoint the exact moment /brit/ died

it was when sershlad became a normie
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'just go up to them and say hi, girls love that shit'
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>>74929651
I thought he died
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i myself don't read posts which take up more than one line
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JUST
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>>74929599
Not bad m8, shame it's so much to actually go in
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>>74929671
>facebook filename

mate
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>>74929629
womyn verbally abuse me when they're drunk all the time

:/
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aye

lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBoa81xEvNA
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BE
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>>74929629
m8 no you don't
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didn't read
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>>74929696
cant think of a hairstyle that would fit this head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEE-Hl80fFk
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>>74929539
hot bint
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>>74929678
>ywn be attractive
weird to think out of no fault of my own ive been robbed out of life on easy mode. Im fit, healthy, educated and I work hard for those things but I'm just naturally, average, maybe a bit below average and now my hair is receding but I'm not old enough to pull it off properly and I always wonder how different my life would be if I just looked attractive.
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>>74929719
my younger self is at fault for the runt i've become
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anyone's parents dead?

what was it like when they died?

asking for a mate
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>>74929719
but my younger self is the one who gave up in the first place
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big big fan of the female form
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NEED a gf gf
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>>74929719
i dont want to take roids
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>>74929737
>he doesn't use Clover
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>>74929707
oh my gawd
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want to live in a world where instead of races of people, we have species of people like in fantasy universes where humans fight orcs and trolls
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>>74929719
https://www.instagram.com/brandonhardbody/?hl=en

one of the most runty instagram i've ever seen
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>>74929774
faggot
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>>74929759
>mooooooooooooom my game didn't come with cheat codes
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

get gud casual
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List of yanks that I'd shag-
Kat Dennings
Natalie Portman
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>>74929774
bit gay
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>>74929778
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>>74929794
why? those stories never make any sense
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>>74929793
>>74929707
whoa
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got a missed call from your bitch
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Literally drove for 15 minutes out of town then back in because I was that bored lads.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvouLOjKgqk

Jakub is literally, unquestionably, unequivocally /ourguy/
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>>74929808
>mooooooooooooom
FOY
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>>74929779
this 2bh, clover is the best

1 reply
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>>74929824
LITERALLY who?
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>>74929692
Shan't be reading a single word of this essay
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lads i fucked up

my headphones broke so i borrowed me mums bluetooth ones which are connected to her tablet

then i loaded up some cheeky porn

then i heard her talking to my dad and i heard headphones being mentioned

what the fuck do? is this how bluetooth works i've never used them before
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>>74929816
Toilet Bog Fart
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I can't relate to people on here who aren't reasonably successful

I mean shit I'm useless around women and I'm a bit weird and unattractive, but I'm successful in my working career.
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>>74929794
Whites: Men
Asians: Elves
Jews: Dwarves
Blacks: Ogres
Arabs: Orcs
Indians: Goblins
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>>74929812
Pretty sure they're both Israelites lad
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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runt: posting a paragraph, with proper punctuation, about some stupid politics shite no one cares about
enlightened: describing a poo you just took in great detail
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Why are Yanks easily upset?

>>74923942
>>74928434
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>>74929808
Not crying but it's undeniable that being born attractive has a big impact on the person you become. I wonder if I'd just be a better person, or if I'd never have tried as hard as I did to succeed as an uggo.

Also
>mom
FOY
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Kill all Americans.
Destroy all Y*nks.
Rape the Colonial and make him suffer.
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>>74929719
Worst thing is that 90% of blokes aged 18-30 genuinely believe that this guy has 'made it', and it's an inspiring post for them. We can hark on about women being vapid cunts (true) but it's not like men are any better desu
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>>74929002
shitbox of a yoke, couldn't pull the knickers of a hure
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is there any more hideous of an accent than that of the welsh subhumans?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878809989.webm
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>>74929824
>implying I have a 'bitch'
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>>74929884
go outside and call someone a retard
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>get qt from internship's number
>text her "hey cutie" 5 hours ago
>still no response
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>>74929862
Jews are Goblins in Harry Potter
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>>74929860
sector and salary la?
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>>74929857
doesn't even make sense you mong
if they were connected to her tablet then you playing porn wouldn't come out of them
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former president toilet bog fart
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>>74929826
>living in the middle of town
mate...
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>>74929862
bit racist
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>>74929919
I'm not turning this into a pissing contest. I just don't understand how people can be NEETs.
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>>74929551

https://youtu.be/BnoCHlybAnU?t=19m50s
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getting a (You) in /brit/ is the greatest struggle of my life
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Jamie T(une)

https://youtu.be/IZvYkZfAtq0
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>>74929943
Not being successful and being NEET are different things.
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>>74929867
Delete this post or I'll delete your jaw with my fist.
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@74929955
Well I for one shan't be making it easy for you
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>>74929914
wow, how fucking stupid do you have to be to do that?

that was too forward you mong, sure if you're a chad thundercock you could get away with it but you're not, so grow up.
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>>74929884
all me tbqh
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Is there anything similar to tinder that doesn't require Facebook?
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>>74929927
just to make this clear i connected them to my phone which i played the porn on

would it not also play on the tablet?
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>>74929955

now fuck off
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>>74929833
Paul is /r/The_Donald and Adam is brit/pol/
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former ronnie nigger
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>>74929971
Aye well even then. I feel like you gain a lot from even being here. Surely there's something that you can learn here that you can use to make yourself more successful somehow.
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>>74929932

Suburbs lad
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>>74929943
just wondering

25 - 34k here tbqh, doing poorly relative to my peer group though. smdh.
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>>74929943
I've tried different jobs and in all of them I've felt miserable. Every second of this was torture. And then at the end of the month I had some cash I didn't even need. I actually put most of it into a savings account where it still is because I don't know what to spend it on. Why work? I don't need the money and every minute of it feels terrible.
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>ywn go on a raid, rape a yank girl, then burn down the town and sail away
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AND I RAAAAN
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>>74930025
bloke that
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advice to no. 74929955
wait until rorke hours and say that cuba is proof that communism is better because they're (spell it wrong) education is better then america's
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>>74929990
No, if they're connected your phone, they can't be connected to her tablet
You're making this up but didn't take 2 seconds to think it through
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>>74930025
does she have a penis?
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>>74929989
Life
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>>74929907
hot
gonna be in newport next year hope to cross paths with one of these cows
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>wait until rorke hours and say that cuba is proof that communism is better because they're (spell it wrong) education is better then america's
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>>74930032
If I get the job I'm looking at right now it's about 30k starting, with bonuses, up to unlimited based on personal success.

>>74930042
I feel miserable when I'm not doing anything 2bh. As much as I say I value my time doing nothing in reality I've often been happiest when I'm working and busy every night.
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>>74929989
going out to clubs
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>rorke hours
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>>74930008
Why do you care about being successful?

In today's day and age you can live off the government pretty easily and if someone chooses to do it and is reasonably happy why not let them do them.
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when's he finally going to crack and kill someone?
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>>74930043
would rather be this fella
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Could outdrink anyone ITT

In twenty years I'll be a pintman supping litres of plain eating tayto crisps in the corner of some dingey republican pub
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got called a perchetta in east side marios
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>>74930057
no lad i'm 100% serious and shitting myself right now
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>>74930046
>>74930060
no you bent cunts
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>>74930095
I'm on my own
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>>74930091
Weird. I'm most happy when doing nothing substantial.
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just joined the alt-right
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>>74930099
when he gets his green card and moves to the US
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>>74930116
think she does
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gone feral
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how does one become a bard?
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>>74930053
pretty sure that cuba is a third world country and no emigrant of it has any good things to say about the system there
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>>74930115
Oh fuck off you mong just think about it for a second
She probably mentioned the headphones because she couldn't find them
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>>74930132
better not interfere with your studies sweaty xoxo
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>>74930164
you need to commit to the shitpost lad
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>>74930155
*gains access to your room via the window*
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see its that easy
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>>74930119
what city are you in?

pro tip: if you're not in London, then I'd avoid clubs for life (with maybe 10 or so exceptions nationwide).
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>>74930160
>>74930164
snap
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>dissertation/viva assessors assigned
>got the biggest arsehole in the department

JUST
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What the fuck is kurva anyatok
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just been promoted to commander-in-chief of the alt-right. Time for some structural reform to make it more modern and multicultural
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>>74930140
if that makes you feel better
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>>74930209
"fucking mother" in hungarian
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>>74930193
what?
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>>74930174
no lad i'm convinced she heard the porn

when she was talking to my dad i heard him say "...meant to play music.."

there must be a way that it played it to her tablet
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Whatever happened to Hayd? Did he die in the Brum riots of 3/17?
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>>74930192
shut up you fucking mug
didn't ask for advice from a shut in virgin
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>>74930199
your fault for choosing a topic close to his speciality
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>>74930209
https://youtu.be/CBbjiYlU5U0
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>>74930221
>>74930226
snap
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>>74930199
work hard be a lad and make that arsehole gape
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will tim get any help from the us government when he moves there?
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>>74930199
from being bummed? lmao
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been diagnosed with brum man syndrome
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>>74930236
lmao, you're the on struggling to get your end away and scared to go out alone.

Suit yourself, runt.
>>
@74930239
it's not that close though

>>74930252
>>74930259
epic reddit posts lol
>>
>>74930254
yes
>>
>>74930098
I just don't see what you've got to live for living like that.

For me the only thing that keeps me going is the idea I'll have something better in the future.
>>
*calls 74930235 a bender*
>>
>>74930235
He's still active on reddit
https://www.reddit.com/user/Haydq

maybe my bullying got too much for him
>>
>>74930025
no, east asians are disgusting
>>
Might get a cheeky takeaway lads
>>
taking esperanto lessons lads
>>
>>74930199
My viva was a pisstake. I went in after some Indian guy who was a fuckup, I just did my presentation, answered a couple of really easy questions and left. I'd prepared for really hard questions too.
>>
just got a phonecall from jammer
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>east asians are disgusting
>>
>>74929766
Dad killed himself

it was sad but I got over it
>>
/brit/ is survival of the fittest for (You)s
>>
>>74930334
how about a language people speak
>>
BIG DINGALING

OH ONE /BRIT/ ONE RUN DIS TING
>>
>>74930321
He srsly thinks Villa would sign Wanyama?
>>
>>74930364
>>74930365
snap
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAdo-A_Dw8

gardener bf (do not steal)
>>
>>74930345
m8 did hers today and said the secondary assessor asked questions unrelated to the project 2bh
bit concerned iah, think my dissertation was solid though
>>
collected myself 6 (You)s this thread. not bad i say
>>
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>>74930297
Some people live for life. For the record I don't live off the government but I can understand some people do. Why do you care about your career more than you care about your happiness now? Is there any reason other than that's what you were told all your childhood?

You need to find a better reason to do what you're doing that 'to seem successful to others'. For some that just means doing whatever they want to do right now and not worrying about 10, 5 even 1 year down the line, and that's okay in a world where it's possible.
>>
>>74930365
esperanto is taking over english it's the language that will be spoken when humanity colonises the galaxy
>>
I got a phone call from janny
Cause moot wants to know if it's beef or music
>>
>>74930363
how'd he 'cide
>>
Ahhh its mad she wants a man from /brit/
>>
cummed twice
>>
>Calling me a 'sheed for not liking chinks

The state of (You) [74930353]
>>
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>>74930322
you're a fan
of...

THIS???
>>
get good tingles from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHg6UdQl8Ls
>>
https://youtu.be/LwJUHM93dLk

watching a frenchman spurt water around and not talk
giving me tingles lads
>>
re: 74930433

i see nipple

*presses the janny alert button*
>>
might trim my body hair, shave, and get a haircut lads
>>
the janitor is on HIS way jajaji
>>
>>74930459
>title
lemme guess, darya
>>
you lads have heard the sequel to she wants a man from brum right?
not as much meme potential but high level banger
https://youtu.be/BuvIIi2oDDY
>>
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>>
Callum Cronin
>>
plan of action
- complete that past paper
- make my bed
- have a wank over my russian protogf's tits
- sleep
- pass tomorrows's exam
>>
announcing your reports is against the rules, you germ twat
>>
>>74930503
don't get the point of this
>>
Good morning lads.
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haven't revised for my thursday exam
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WHY IS EVERYWHERE SOLD OUT OF THE NINTENDO SWITCH

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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terrorist bf
>>
>>74930459
this really does it for me

https://youtu.be/UTZqX4WWz4E
>>
>>74930419
Pretended to go for his normal morning walk with the dogs and hung himself in the woods

Poor dogs just waited by his body all day and night until the police got there
>>
el volunteerANO is not around today
>>
sky is a very nice dark blue colour right now and I can see layers of tree silhouettes in front of it
>>
shouts to man like me
>>
>>74930520
Alri phimo
>>
re: 74930514

i didn't report anything you melt

was merely a scherz
>>
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tripled my money in a week haha
traders HATE me
>>
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How long you lads reckon it takes someone to go a mustache like this from scratch?

been growing it out for a month and it looks meh-tier
>>
>>74930522
switch machine roke
>>
>>74930525
>B-BUT DEVON IS W-WHITE

AHAHAHAHAHA reminder when you reply to a devonian you ARE replying to a paki twat
>>
>>74930553
yeah but only an idiot would sell BTC now when it constantly rises
so that money isn't physically your money any more
you're locked in sunshine, you're out of business
>>
lmao that shitty mcdonalds ad got pulled for being offensive
>>
New: >>>/bant/523889.
>>
>>74930553
>>74930612
BTC has not tripled this week
>>
>>74930631
>>74930631
>>74930631

new
>>
>>74930582
devon is L I TE R A L L Y the second whitest place in the uk, after cornwall which is just next door

so fuck off you PAKI cunt

t. plymouth
>>
cuckio
>>
>>74930612
yeah 2bh it's in digibyte right now and i will probably keep it there for a while, might make a mint these coming days.
>>
>>74930564
getting the end bits to reach that length would probs only take like 2 months or so but to get that thickness i'd add another month or two on top, give or take
>>
>>74930518
its suggesting that getting confident wont make a difference for an ugly person.
>>
>>74930642
>admits I'm whiter than you
>next sentence calls me a paki

HAHAHA PLYMOUTH WHITE GHETTO LMAO SHITSKIN
>>
>>74930409
>You need to find a better reason to do what you're doing that 'to seem successful to others'.

That's the only reason to do anything 2bh
>>
>>74930043
me on the left
>>
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>>74930582
>>74930642
>>74930689
>>
>>74930642
I didn't see a single headscarf until I was 15 and we went on a school trip to Bristol. Still get flashbacks sometimes.

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