Queen Elizabeth II edition
anime
>>74927099
*lynches the queen*
*lynches you for making the thread way too early like a twat*
>>74927139
fuck off drumpfkin
need a 2b gf
>>74927184
>sub 300 posts, page 1
can hear he-who-shall-not-be-paid's nut atomising right this second
>kept feeling the need to gurn during job interview
>skyped with girl the day before and kept nearly gurning too
is it a nerves thing or am i just taking too much drugs i don't feel like gurning around friends
saw an actual antifa runt on campus yesterday
FUCK OFF YANKS
there's a thread autism war a brewing
>>74927243
me in the plant pot
alternatively,
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74927231
>>74927267
fuck sake
why do we still allow JFs here?
>>74927267
Alternatively, FOY
>>74927267
Shant be posting in that, cunt
Well lads, back from the gym
Did 2 sets of 110kg x5 deadlifts, was fine desu, feel like I could have done 115 no problems. Previous highest was 100kg.
Just had a mound of chilli, rice and broccoli. Feels good.
>>74927217
u wot m8?
>>74927267
piss off fatlad
>>74927304
I remember when I thought getting /fit/ would make me happy. It didn't.
>>74927283
>>74927291
My thread was first dudes
best gta protagonist/antagonist lads?
for me
protagonist: niko
antagonist: tenpenny
find cyber-harassing the mentally ill extremely funny
Foggy out
just ingested 1600kcal in liquid form
eat the same burger from mcdonalds as my dead dad
>>74927157
>bf doesn't like alcohol
>doesnt like the same movies as me
>prefers youtubers to TV shows
>doesnt like CS:GO
>barely plays runescape and OW (games I played and got good at entirely on his request)
>has never done drugs, says he 'wants' to smoke weed but not while we are in a rented house
>likes cats more than dogs
>doesnt like springer spaniels
I try I really do but we've got barely anything in common any more but I love him it's a shitty situation. He'd rather sit in bed and watch youtubers alone than do anything with me no matter what i suggest and when i ask him to choose he just says 'idk'. Not sure what to do. Only time we're together is during dinner and sex. Hoping to drag him into a 3day weekend gaming binge for Runescape double XP weekend on Friday.
>>74927267
/yank/ is not a general though like /cum/ is
>>74927303
>>74927311
My thread was first dudes
>>74927333
>>74927346
need an understanding and nice lad to give me a gentle bumming, where he takes it slowly for me.
doing a poo lads, wish me luck aha x
a>>74927346
>has never done drugs, says he 'wants' to smoke weed but not while we are in a rented house
do you even vape?
>>74927326
don't care, fuck off
VLOGGERS in america are DUMB...just like their people... who eat corn , potato and cheese all day... Anyways, my famely's rich... we have a limited company (meybe it was unlimited, not sure. we hav3 car grage with.
1 mclarie slr amd
3 ferrari 458 italio
2 busgatti vermin
3(well...3 n a half but who counting?) porch carrar tg
and 1 toyota carola.
ALSO I AM A PROUD IMMIGRANT AMERICAN...love to be in this country....more immigrants should come in the USA...and all white people should be sent back to europe...
and about the car, all other cars is in shop but i can post pics of carola to proove i actually have all 3
ooh wait europe is also filled with us...immigrants... send them to asia... now dumb ass americans when i say asia i mean all of asia... not just china...
>>74927346
I'd be a much better boyfriend tbqh
>tfw wanna eat to line the stomach before bed but wanna continue the weight loss
>>74927346
Fuck off ya bleedin ponce
>>74927323
this. the way to become happy is by writing literature
>>74927364
don't care
fuck off
>>74927243
increasingly convinced that only benders care about muscles
LOL
>>74927378
I'd heem you in a second you glass-jawed inbred
Imagine how many terabytes of data Tims 20 minute HD videos, thousands of them, he uses for his mental videos. Wouldn't be happy if I worked ar YouTube looking at all the space he takes up, generating no revenue and with most of the views coming from the 'chon.
fuck:
australians
yanks
leafs
germans
tripfags (yeah those 2)
weebs
political posters
rasheeds
rorkes
benders
anyone who has ever posted "anyone remember the cuckio meme"
stale gimmicks (see above)
nonces
normie twats
(You)
I'm here to talk about the footy (Football Yank)
>>74927372
*bums you and kisses you on the neck, cheek and mouth*
>>74927323
that's not why I lift...it makes me feel 'good' though. The dopamine release and sense of progress is nice.
Also boosts confidence with girls etc.
>>74927431
Make a proper /brit/ mare
>>74927431
all me
>>74927346
poz his neghole
just insufflated 5000 kilocalories in vapour form
74927424
maybe if you could make you way over to me in the first place you fat pea-brained wanker
>>74927454
thread wars would just make it worse
>Seppo gets his /brit/ thread deleted
Serves you right you punce
>>74927418
hmmm yes, one of the first industrial-capitalist countries in a completely untapped continent of resources was so hard to make rich
>>74927401
I'd heem you in a second you glass-jawed inbred
>>74927456
>linking the post, not the file
fuck off rodent
Off to the gf store, you lads want anything?
>>74927439
See that ludicrous display last night?
>>74927346
You're a bender
>>74937484
>>74937484
>>74937484
>>74937484
>>74937484
NEW
>>74927427
it's clearly the reason why his laptop keeps freezing too, because he probs only has about 5gb hard drive space
tim is probably blissfully ignorant about politics since he never watches the news and doesn't interact with people who talks about it
probably doesn't even know there was a referendum to leave the EU and we left it
sat in my darkened room on my own doing nothing again, just like I do every single night
>>74927431
>political posters
me
>>74927439
who do you support la'
matched with a family friend on tinder
would fug her but i have nothing to talk about with her
this is a recipe for disaster i think lads
>>74927346
>>>doesnt like CS:GO
only sensible thing on that list
how did you even get together lmao
>>74927512
oh?
>>74927480
>thread wars would just make it worse
Drastic action needs to be taken
Not been around for a while lads, what's this /bant/ board about? Are we still using /int/?
>>74927500
there were 4 at my school
2 fit sisters
1 utter cunt
1 lad i never spoke to
Is this the real thread?
>>74927546
I'm terrified by Tinder
I'm too ugly for it anyway
>>74927565
Been over there a couple times and been totally unimpressed with the content, basically a slower /b/ with flags as far as I can see
>>74927533
Have you considered planning an ol' 'cide? That's what I'm doing. Every night I do one or two steps towards acquiring my preferred method.
>>74927565
/bant/ is just /pol/, don't bother
>>74927565
It's /b/ for /pol/ users. We keep away.
*plays my tom-tom outside your house*
>tfw need to retreat into Maine or New Hampshire because Trump's presidency is failing
I'm still confused why everyone is talking about this "Tim" person.
>>74927612
*records it, speeds it up, and uses it as a drum fill*
What's on the agenda for tomorrow? why... work, of course
best be heading off to the land of nod soon
>>74927602
think about it constantly, only thing I can really do is just stab myself to death, think I'm ready to do anytime now, tired of waking up every morning
>>74927565
it's a really slow /b/ and /pol/ disabled rape baby with flags
>>74927614
second american civil war when
>*records it, speeds it up, and uses it as a drum fill*
>>74927614
are new englanders as banterful as the old ones
>>74927560
We had a lot in common we liked the same stuff we spent more time fucking than now for sure. We'd watch movies and TV most nights but its like we've ran out of things we both enjoy. He also played Runescape so we did that together and we'd go out, watch movies go for dinner etc. Haven't been on a date in months, getting him to leave the house is impossible. He just always says he's tired from work and gets in bed, and I don't feel comfortable questioning him because I'm NEET right now and I know it can be hard.
>>74927672
>antifa
It's getting late, janny! better microwave some slim jim hot pockets made with caffeinated cheese to stay awake!
>>74927650
How easy is it to legally acquire a simple, single shot shotgun? I thought plenty of farmers and collectors have double barrels over there?
>we simply CANNOT let this man's carbon dust molecules sit atop the mud and grass molecules of a specific area of the earth's surface
imagine actually caring about shite like this
not sure why fascist is such a negative term, most people in the west exhibit fascistic behaviour and views, they just don't know they do
>Warring European princes realized they had to cooperate in the face of a Mongol invasion, so local wars and conflicts were suspended in parts of central Europe, only to be resumed after the Mongols had withdrawn.[9]
interesting
i need more famine memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg
Northern England reppin'
https://youtu.be/4-L7Cadb-c0
>>74927730
I don't see how I'd be able to, or even allowed, probably not with my known history of depression
>>74927539
Most of /brit/ knows me
>>74927766
>>74927792
Wish I had the sort of friends who would go out camping on the weekends and chill round a fire drinking beer until late in the night, and going hiking and having fun in the day. Could do with any sorts of friends really, but those ones in particular would be nice.
business idea
Round up all the yanks and fuck them off to their poor excuse of a general i.e. /cum/
>>74927734
When someone murders a member of your family, lets see how keen you are on scattering the killers ashes over their graves.
>>74927734
why would they be scattered on the moors in the first place?
>>74927829
refuse to post in that cesspool
>>74927829
i'm down
Stop bullying him.
Are African Americans secretly 'tistic
>>74927704
>He just always says he's tired from work and gets in bed
ah it's somewhat understandable
it's good to be intimate non-sexually anyway, like just cuddle in bed with him watching his dumb youtube videos
what's more pathetic
Yanks who pretend to like the EPL or Brits who pretend to care about the Superbowl
>>74927813
>tfw had those friends as a teenager but then everyone from town went to uni and got lives and im still here doing it sometimes with the lower years from school here but now I'm getting too old for that even and it feels weird so I had to stop and I'm just completely stagnant and have no friends who live even close to me anymore.
>>74927734
>dude why care about a child killer getting what he wants lmao
ah yes
the runt mentality
>>74927844
he probably put it in his will
>>74927834
Prove that any of his victims are buried there.
>>74927892
You're more pathetic than both
>>74927892
yank arsenal supporters
>>74927892
Yanks, they take rivalries seriously even though they have no connection, and they get upset about shit like lylsborough
not a fan of the word "vape"
>>74927829
JESUS
Been looking through Tims agency profile, found him in a few adverts and a music video.
business idea
Round up all the aussies and fuck them off to their poor excuse of a general i.e. /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>74927876
I do I do but he does it pretty much all night every night and there's only so much I can take. Usually after an hour or two of his youtube videos im bored out of my skin and the fun of cuddling has worn off.
>>74927892
arsenal supporters
>>74927926
me either, i say dab, hit, etc.
Why haven't you traveled to God's country (Australia) yet, /brit/?
>work tomorrow
jesus fuck
Saving my gimick for next thread.
Can not wait to go shagaluf with the lads.
Deano, Smithy, Cazza, Matty and Mogs are such lads.
>>74927982
>jesus fuck
FOY
>>74927975
We must destroy all N*w W*rlders. Especially the women and children.
>>74927892
Irish Liverpool supporters
>>74927926
>>74927766
here's the classic
>An international group of geneticists studying Y-chromosome data have found that nearly 8 percent of the men living in the region of the former Mongol empire carry y-chromosomes that are nearly identical. That translates to 0.5 percent of the male population in the world, or roughly 16 million descendants living today.
>>74927978
really far
really expensive (see first)
>>74927892
>what's more pathetic
Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag58k2elaYs
post belters
>>74927948
do any australians even post in that general?
>>74927892
>Brits who pretend to care about the Superbowl
Do people here do that?
sat on an apple and sold it as a pear
>ywn be an F1 driver
can't imagine being right wing
>>74927948
nah
>>74928052
yea a few
>>74928040
>steal a loaf of bread
>get a FREE one way ticket
Are you even trying, cunt?
>>74928009
fuck off
NO NATIONS
NO BORDERS
one more anti-australian post and i'm harassing tim
And Jay went the same way
As Mickey and Dan
Dependent mans upon the heroins
And man Lisa had a baby with Sam,
And now Jack on his own man,
Well done Jack, glug down that cider
Your right she's a slut
And you never fucking liked her
Not like what he stopped so shocked
'Cause it turns out the last dance
Killed the pied piper
>>74928064
some subspecies of deano do
Couple of years ago there was a girl who had the exact personality I really like and she clearly liked me too, but I just wasn't attracted to her. Pretty enough girl, but I simply did not feel any urge to put my willy in her. As it happens I've not had sex for four years, and can't see myself ever meeting any girl I really connect with. Wonder if I'll regret passing up on these opportunities when I'm old and lonely.
>>74927099
God save the Queen
aussies r gay lol
>>74928052
You should. You're not wanted here
>>74928106
is that maple taffy lmao
unironically going through the '>tfw no gf' stage
how fucking runty of me
>the amount of british damage control in response to this post >>74927821
VIOLENTLY SCREECHING
>>74928146
>>74928150
purple kush shatter
>>74927706
that's the syndicalists from kaiserreich
>>74928146
ye i am lol
>>74928113
you're like those mental birds that threaten to kill themselves if they get dumped and blame the person who dumped them instead
except you aren't mental, you're just a juvenile cunt
get lost
>>74928162
>3 one sentence replies
FOY
exterminate the leaf menace
A feel I know all too well
>>74928162
>Makes an abhorrent post
>"Fuck off"
>LOLOLOL I TROLL U
Alright mate
>>74928162
tbf you could replace britain with america and it would be just as true
>>74928198
>implying he knows his dad
one more anti-australian post and i'm harassing tim.
usa beat britain in the war
require an aussie twink an takers
>>74928198
come to think of it, i might be too
>>74928186
you know how hard it is to get angry replies from three brits to the same post?
>>74928087
ywn go go karting with the lads
>>74928206
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded
>>74928235
alri marcus
*gropes you*
>>74928235
fuck australians
>australia
hate canadians, simple as.
>>74928265
she knows ;)
one more
>>74928248
down superkarts yeah?
australia is a desert wasteland replete with the most dangerous creatures on the planet, plus abbos
anyone here read st augustines confessions
one of my best memories is having a picnic with an extremely attractive girl in a picturesque meadow and then kissing and touching each other. think i'll hold on to that one 2bh.
hate canadians love first nationers simple as
>See how machine learning is helping us tackle gender bias in movies
nice to see those billions of dollars that Google researchers, engineers and computer scientists have access to aren't going to waste
wish I had a boyfriend to cuddle with right now
just got turned down for a job where there was 6 available positions . world definitely doesn't need me.
gf, the
https://youtu.be/XbULM0bTPs8
Just a reminder that autismoyank has a genuine mental deficiency and is best ignored or bullied
Does /brit/ like me (Football Yank)?
>>74928370
hello nigger
needa gf desu~
>>74928334
*spits chewing tobacco at you*
>KFC doesn't open for another 2 1/2 hours
alri
>>74928322
What are you the lad from 1984? Jog on normie *emphatically sips pint*
>>74928397
you and leftyyank are ok
>>74928370
but how many people applied?
>>74928387
>I'm a short, angry irishman
>>74928418
*heems you with hand-to-hand*
I'm the football yank
>>74928198
>tfw born almost exactly 9 months after christmas
need a qt gf to cuddle
>Aussie humour
>>74928418
Football yank here. Everyone on /brit/ loves me. I have an excellent reputation around here
>>74928150
No, it's tire d'érable
>>74928466
Hi :3
>>74928377
umm that's my gf sweetie xxx
hate jfs coming here and shitting up our thread
>>74928488
Imposter
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/864577695757283328
What do you reckon
1. Impeachment
2. Coup
3. Terrorist threat
4. Foreign government/spy threat
5. Fake News
>>AUSsiE hUMmOur
just baited the hooks, lads >>74928222
have quite a few bites
>>74928491
You alright pet
>>74928482
pretty sure this type of "meme" originated in Ireland, so... awks for you?
>>74928538
it's 1
no respect if you don't deadlift hookgrip
>>74928557
Can't complain t b h
Listening to sister sledge ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de4_vbntd50
>>74928556
I knew that had to be a troll post
>>74928538
>U.S. Secret Service says suspect who jumped over bike rack used as barrier along White House north fence causing lockdown is now in custody
>>74928377
>here's this math rock song i heard some alternative guy talking about
>teehee better shake my bum to it :3
hate women shan't lie lads
>>74928594
I deadlift mixed grip and hookgrip at the same time
>>74928608
hasnt been a good fucking happening in so long fuck
>>74928556
my ancestor
>>74928538
Deep State taking the reins.
>>74928604
Though I do enjoy reading the posts, since some of it is legitimate intellectual debate
Business idea: Bring the word homo back as an insult
>>74928604
>>74928637
Get out of my thread you runts >>74928595 >>74928651
>>74928594
mixed grip is fine you olympic autist
>>74928594
sumo with straps masterrace
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39869370
Pretty interesting desu. Bet this will come up on a pub quiz I'm at one day.
Do people even still listen to rock music? Haven't heard any of it for a while
>>74928685
>>74928689
found the pl kiddies
>>74928703
Yea nigga I love me some rock music
>>74928703
>Do people even still listen to rock music? Haven't heard any of it for a while
Not since AM came our in 13
drinking bottled water rn
opinions?
>>74928684
im the second one haha x
>>74928689
>sumo
>straps
>posting an equipped lifter
well fuck mate why not just get someone else to lift the weight for you if you're cheating THAT much
>>74928703
yes, just not the worthless and retarded youth
>>74928703
Rock musicians had very toxic attitudes towards women and the LGBTQIAA+ community, they had to be removed from the public discourse
>>74928594
i'd deadlift you easy you sack of shit
>>74928678
prefer catamite 2bh
>>74928732
Here's a .............
Shut up
>>74928759
wish I had one of those
pronounced "kira"
Currently have two bait threads in the catalog lads. One is the Charlemagne thread, the other I will not reveal.
where was this pic of kev taken?
lads lads LADS
its here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyEQCYnYbyU
ok now you yank, never fucking ever tell me what to do again you bitch.
interesting trivia, i have not studied at all for the exam i have tomorrow
Stepdad is walking around the house drunk muttering threats again lads
I hate Stewart Lee
He's like Ian Huntley to me
>>74928782
srbija
>>74928781
spoiler: /brit/ was a bait thread all along
>>74928782
that's father ted
business idea: ask jezza to scrap my tuition fees
>>74928794
stop shilling your own shit videos
>>74928814
Make some mnemonics lad
Always work for me
>>74928782
greater croatia
At what weight is it worth going hook grip?
>>74928782
Enfield Service Station
find it funny how rorkes complained so much about so-called fake news then literally fabricated a news story this week to distract from the very real news about drumpf's intelligence leaks and potential russia ties
kings of projection
>>74928762
Big mistake lad, there's an agreement in /brit/ to ignore this attention-whoring cunts posts. Just filter him and maybe he'll go away.
Makes me cringe that weebs find some pride in knowing all their shows' names in the romanized version of the language they don't know. The majority of weebs are pathetic and similar because they follow something that has enough shared tropes and style that it can be considered between a genre and medium.
v
>>74928814
maths?
>>74928840
Business idea: Make a completely mental manifesto because there's no chance in hell you'll have to implement it because you're the worst opposition in living memory
>>74928871
GOOD post
>>74928870
you go on about rorkes a lot
think you're obsessed with them
Just googled my name lads. Absolutely nothing.
>>74928847
do I look like a bloody yank?
>maths?
>>74928870
disgusting internationalist retard
>>74928902
have to earn those soros checks
>>74928902
he speaks the truth which is a rare thing in this day and age.
we need more honest people like hans here.
>>74928922
yes
>>74928870
not going to ask what you're talking about because i don't care
go complain on reddit
>>74928871
Sorry m80
>find it funny how rorkes complained so much about so-called fake news then literally fabricated a news story this week to distract from the very real news about drumpf's intelligence leaks and potential russia ties
>kings of projection
>>74928814
>Exams
Bit past your bedtime lad
did the queen ever have a nip slip or anything? a sex tape? preferably when she was younger
>>74928946
what's a soros check
Last 5 posts have gone (You)less when I thought they'd take in several each. Might be losing my touch.
>>74928989
state of you
>>74928989
wtf
no
>>74928989
m8...
>>74928989
nonce
>>74929013
what i use to pay rent and bills
>>74929037
fuck donald smumpf
>>74929037
sounds convenient
wish I could make money by whining online too
>>74928989
140minutes till KFC opens and I can eat Breakfast
Just paid £8.10 for a double brandy and coke
liberties
>>74928538
6. drumpf is having a temper tantrum because he only got 1 scoop for dessert
>>74929098
piece of piss m8, c4 is the one to fuck you
someone else make a new x