/balk/

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threadly reminder

totally expected this to be /tr/ when i saw romnian linking

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>>74926102
aзъ cъмъ бългapинъ

FUCK

TURKGARIA

MATE

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>sve je to srbija

Serb women were made for Greek cock

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>>74926104
ohoho wait till you hear about the ex-lover sperm DNA theory

fuck serbitches gayreeks and monkeydonians mate

FUCK WHITES
>>>/pol/125786966

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>>74926219
Don't you sometimes wish you had more Serbs remaining in your country, so that you could purge them again?

>>74926047
>Fyrom birth rate: 1.52
>1/3 Muslim
>Shkupi, the town of a thousand mosques

>>74926241
welp im sold on the no hymen do diamond, thanks for that pic, now i can't ever marry a non-virgin

>>74926236
Do serb women have dicks?

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>Genocide jews
>They ask me for a synagogue later

>>74926274
>monkeydonians
delete

>>74926300
probably, how else would they be fucking Albanians in the ass so much?

>>74926104
i just don't browse /b/ dude

>>74926293
based albanians have been practicing this ever since. just get an albo girl from your nearby village, easy as that

why are moldovans so talented?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prqZ8MSAPh4

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>>74926274
did someone say

MONKEYDONIANS

>>74926304
Jews are the brownmans ally,
you know what to do

>>74926357
Russian genes.

>>74926241
if telegony in humans were actually the case, it'd be a good thing

>get your wife to have sex with a male model once
>get her pregnant
>you get a stud son with 49% of your genes

find one flaw

>>74926426
>'''your''' son

Serb /eu4/ bro, try this for the lulz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqJY-M5uAiA


and post results

>>>/pol/125787621

lol

>>74926482
watching it

>>74926477
forget the whole unit and consider it in terms of genes. you have like 3-4 kids who have almost half of your genes and they all look like models and propagate your genes even more

>>74926535
what if they only get the recessive genes from chad

>>74926337
Damn, why do serbs get cucked by their women so much

rate my jewish method
>go to greece to buy stuff
>take back the 23% tax
>when going back in albania i hide stuff so i dont pay the albanian tax
>everything is basically 23% off

>>74926377
or fyromonkeys

>>74926502
>/pol/ddit can't even recognize our brand of shitposting
truly, they've lost touch

>>74926555
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74926502
this particular guy you're quoting is a hardcore /pol/tard. emphasis on tard

>>74926631
troll him

>>74926502
>inb4 fyrombey goes over and tells them where we come from

>>74926393
>Russian genes.
slav yes. But ew, russian no. What is wrong with you?

who of you mudslimes fell for the THICC meme

>>74926594
i knew it

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>Bulgaria will go extinct in 100 years

>>74926710
me

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>>74926683
Russians are purest slavs, are you baiting?

>>74926502
>>74926672
>>74926631
>>74926672

>>>/pol/125788438
there are two of them now

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>>74926750
>Fyrom will go extinct in 10 years

Kujt i kujtohet kjo?
Fillon te 0:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f1VGhFQsR4

>>74926767
>Russians are purest slavs
lol, even bulgarians that are 90% turk are more slav than russians.

Russians are vikings

>>74925990
>No administrative

Well, no wonder your Italy is fucking shit.

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>>74926955
>Russians are vikings
Yes, the famed Golden Horde vikings of Mongolia.

>>74926910
love this guy's cheese. good song too

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>Majority of first-graders in Bulgaria are non-Bulgarian

>>74926910
>petrit lulo
my nigga
i thought i was the only one provinciali enough who listened to him

>>74927049
at least our non-bulgarians go to school

>>74927049
and what are they?

>>74927100
That's not true, tho, it's the serbofyromite grasping at straws, faced with the coming end of his """"country"""".

>>74927136
This is no reason to be joyful.

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>>74927103
Mostly these

FUCK WHITES
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK THE WEST

>>74927187
>would

>>74927186
But it is. Fyrom is an affront to history.

>tfw no irl frends

>>74927242
go outside then

>>74927004
Does he own a dairy store in Greece or sth?

>>74927092
Ka plot te rinj qe e degjojne akoma, rastesisht e degjova ne radio dhe mu kujtua

>>74927242
Why?

>>74927289
but i dont feel that comfortable and im too ugly my strandards are high

here we go again

it's near midnight and /balk/ has turned into

/albo/

>>74927049
Bullshit, 75% are.
Different than you.

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>>74927438
I'm not happy. You forgot access to Muddyterranean.

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would you fuck

The cancer is almost reaching self sustaining mass

>>74927475
Go through the black sea.

>>74927485
No I am not gay.

>>74927510
and why the fuck did u give vidin to s*rbshits

anyway, why does s*rbia even exist

i am not pleased

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>>74927438
fixed

>>74927438
>Kosovo and Shkupi
>not Albania
Yeah, shit map.

>>74927571
>vidin
That actually is a mistake,my bad.

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>>74927438

>>74927354
nigger youre in fucking albania

>>74927669
>gypsy delusions

>>74927669
transnistria preveils

>>74927344
hs friends were fake
uni classmates are too cold to do anything outside uni
im too shy to take the first step
w-wew

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LITERALLY PERFECT

>>74926161
i'll do it next time :p

>>74927438
>>74927669
I object

>>74927669
still no Constantinopole. Tipic romanesc, se ineaca ca tiganu la mal

>>74927703
tiganca-i ma-ta futu-ti neamu ma-tii de slav

Bulgarians should simply admit that while communism was economically weak it did not brought about their demographic suicide and cultural collapse i.e. communism should have been kept with economic reforms.

>>74927749
you know.. so long as we have good relations with greece, i am okay with that

>>74927669
I don't think we want half of Istanbul.

>>74927765
what is there to complain about?

>>74927824
>did not bring*

>>74927744
>uni classmates are too cold to do anything outside uni
Invite them

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>Ottomans conquer Constantinople and turn red
>They now have a permanent claim on every single province in my country

KUUUUUUUUUURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74927744
sa e ca koken ti
folu te tflasin

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>>74927824
lmao.. g*mmunism didn't harm the demographics only because no one was allowed to leave, only to cause a demographic suicide when the regime collapsed

way to go g*mmunists

when a bunch of people are locked in a toilet for 45 years and the cleaning lady lets them out, do you blame the cleaning lady that they wanted to get out?

>>74927860
Idk where to start

>>74927879
got turked.
Also what mod is this?

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>>74927749
couldn't help

>>74927934
>demographic suicide
This is KLETA MAJKA BALGARIA bullshit, we are no different than Romania or Serbia.

>>74927974
sandero

>>74927974
Croatia-Bosnia-Serbia-Albania = Illyria
Romania-Bulgaria = Daco-Thracia
Greece = Greece

there, fin

>>74927956
Meme and Taxes 2.0 Beta
It starts in 1356 and the balkans are a fucking mess, which means the turks rolled in unchallenged. I also can't make any meaningful alliances with Hungary or Poland cause in this mod you're not allowed to marry catholic rules as an orthodox, so I'm on my own.

why dont u all become part of albania what are the cons?

>>74927824
'demographic suicide' is a meme because the moment we fix our shit we can recover the population easily
babies are easy to make and hard to turn into useful humans

>>74927934
>when a bunch of people are locked in a toilet for 45 years and the cleaning lady lets them out, do you blame the cleaning lady that they wanted to get out?
>posting this completely retarded metaphor again

>>74928103
>claiming to be f*romian again

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>>74926851
>>74926750
and i will convert to islam and my seed will survive for a thousand years while me and my arab brothers massacre both of you kuffar scum

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kp5a89LBu8

>>74928088
it's albania

>>74927934
>>74928103
Not to mention there is LITERALLY nothing wrong from restricting people from traveling wherever they want.

>>74928132
fuck.. this girl reminds me of fyrombey in her delusions

>>74928103
Fyrom should have disbanded as an independent country somewhere in the early 2000s and should have been partitioned between Bulgaria, Serbia, and Albania. Here is what you have currently:
>The most unstable multi-ethnic situation on the balkans
>Brainwashed selyak population
>Lack of external support

R8 analysis.

nice thread we had on pol lads. we should do that mroe often

>>74928170
bit authoritarian

>>74928058
Is that the mod that will come out on the 28th?

>>74928197
every few days, least they catch on
that would sour the fun

>>74928170
Why, s*rbshit? Afraid that Macedonians will go out of their delusional bubble?

>>74928197
literally the only thing that unites us all is hating on whites

Can we just annex Macedonia already and deport all FYROM-anians to Albania? I'm sick of their shitposting.

>>74928197
around cracks, never relax

LMOA
/pol/ is so paranoid and butthurt

>>74928132
nice nature but slav men are scary.

>>74928244
>>74928260
>>74928262
no but seriously our shitposts are so obvious and yet they dont suspect a thing.

>>74928193
>>The most unstable multi-ethnic situation on the balkans
wrong
>>Brainwashed selyak population
correct
>>Lack of external support
wrong

>>74928197
based greek..

when did this whole "whites are submissive cucks" memeing even start, and how did it come about?

i gotta say i honestly feel good now with this new perspective. before i'd go on /pol/ and get 2 srs and get mad at all the kikery, but now i realize that it's wh*te cucks that are on the losing team, not us.

>>74928260
I think our hatred towards turks is stronger.

>>74928193
>>The most unstable multi-ethnic situation on the balkans
That's not how you write Bosna.

>>74928209
Doesn't matter. Locking up your best and brightest is better than giving them the "freedom" to leave and not look behind, them or their children.
ALL should work for the sake of the fatherland. Or are you a rootless c*smopolitan without nationality maybe?
I like China's approach but go even strict on the social/cultural approach.

>>74928300
>wrong
Who has a more unstable internal situation on the Balkans?

>>74928230
I dunno when the full release will be out, but this is the latest build

>>74928311
some greek started it

>>74928297
in the /pol/warp you can say anything and be taken at face value

EUflag should post there for maximum banter. They always get triggered when he does that cos they can't banter him back with their template bants.

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my wife and food

>>74928376
every thread he'd say it at random than the memes derived

>>74925990
Slobodan, you here? What's the name of the map?

How do you rate yourselves in terms of looks /balk/?

>>74928449
hello xpozed

>>74928449
hope u came in the food and ate her pussy, lad

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kek

>>74928436
is he ironical, or is he serious about everything he says(i mean bulgarian flag pro eu faggot

>>74928449
EXPOSED MOVED TO GERMANY
HOLY SHIT

>>74928495
t.leafbey

>>74928463
1/10 and 2/10 on a very very very good day. not even memeing

>>74928495
>loldova not included
keke

Everyone, put calming salve on your buttholes, leafbey is here.

>>74928436
If I bothered I probably could get an EU flag.
I know how it's done, if it still works.

>>74928463
idk I guess I used to be a 7/10 but now i got a little fat so around 6/10

Remember children, neo-fascist technocracy with a transitioned period based on a market-socialist economy is the way to go.

>>74928512
And? Hop off my dick bud

>>74928567
u talking about that opera developer mode shit?

>>74928560
everybody act chill!

sup

>>74928550
moldova and romania are not balkan. Only transylvania is

leafbey is a turklet, xpozed is honorary tartar
thank you for your attention

>>74928587
How happy does this make you

>Greek economy sinks back into recession
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39933638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiOXh5M5XUI

Kosovo Je ALBANIJA!

>>74928463
5/10 but with a bit of weight on i'd definitely be a solid 6

doesn't matter cos i don't want a gf

>>74928599
not exactly, opera mobile did it I think

>>74928642
why not?

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>>74928631
Hahahahhahahahahaha okay now this is funny. Thanks for linking it.

>>74928449
post vocaroo of her farts after she eats all that

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>>74928632
Kosovo is Serbia https://youtu.be/pKiB8-2LK6s

>>74928463
above 6/10

>>74928716
how is croatia treating you servlet?

>>74928744
>all Croatians are dumb and can't see the obvious dangers of the *lbo menace
Dumb tatap.

that /pol/ thread was top tier

>>74928786
albanians are only a danger for servlets and servofyromanians

>>74928744
nah I m an actual croat just meming

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>>74928681
>no job
>no car
>"omg we never go anywhere"
>"omg u don't wanna spend time with me"

incompatible with normies. i'll definitely get dumped/cheated on because they have more needs. even if i had a car and a job that wouldn't make a gram of difference.

some things you just can't change. some ppl are born without sight, i was born without fucks. too bad, got a decent sized dick tho. if i trip and land inside a qt's pussy and she's okay with just fucking once or twice a week and nothing more i'd like it, but other than that i'm not looking.

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This guy means business!!!

>>74928816
>Haвикнaти co вeкoви нaнaзaд дa бидaт cлoбoдни кaкo птици вo нивнитe нeпpиcтaпни плaнини, Aлбaнцитe ce пoceбнo oгopчeни дeкa им ce бapa кpвaвиoт дaнoк и тoa зa eднa кayзa, кoјa тиe јa cмeтaaт зa тyѓa.
>Oднecyвaњeтo нa Aлбaнцитe, ocoбeнo нa oниe oд гp. Дeбap cтaнyвa зacтpaшyвaчкo. Пopaнeшнитe cимпaтии кoн нac нe caмo штo иcчeзнaa, тyкy им гo oтcтaпијa мecтoтo нa нecкpиeнитe нeгoдyвaњa и зaкaни. Фpaзитe, кaкo штo ce ги нaдминaвтe Cpбитe (ce миcли нa sвepcтвaтa штo ги пpaвeлe Cpбитe вpз aлбaнcкoтo нaceлeниe - н.з.), ќe ce oдмaздимe и cлични нa нив, ce cлyшaaт нa ceкoј чeкop

Many years before Tito, many years before Serbian brainwashing and many years before whatever crap you want to say so.

>>74928826
this but im also very ugly, autistic and poor

>>74928822
>meming
:/

>>74928874
how is this relevant? how exactly is albania a danger to croatia or bulgaria?

>>74928632
>>74928872
leafbey proven as shiptar subhuman

>>74928812
>mfw that mountainjew actually started talking Spengler in a shitposting thread

they're fucking paranoid or dumb
mayde both

>>74928947
It isn't. Albanians pissing off serbs is pretty funny desu

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>>74928947

>>74928907
what did you expect, Croatia voted for Kosovo to be independent country but hell that rap against Serbia sounds really bad

>>74928947
To Croatia it isn't.
It is to you if you insist if we're Bulgarians etc. Are we?

>>74928964
he's doing that like in every thread where slavs/meds are mentioned. he's on par with ikibey, mentally ill faggot

>>74928874
>Used to being free like bird in their mountains, Albanians do not like the tax, and for a cause their consider not their own.

This is very far away from "I KILL YOU SHQIPTAR"

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>>74929001
We don't insist, it's simply fact. But at the end of the day, fuck it. If anything, the Albanian agenda in Macedonia is helping Bulgaria. Albanian influence is better than Serbian influence.

>>74929049
Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74929006
he is? kek don't go to pol anymore, it's a fucking mess

>>74929006
>using a medkit in an argument

>>74928826
>just fucking once or twice a week and nothing more i'd like it
I tried that but didn't really work out.She was fine at the start but eventually she wanted a more stable relationship :/

>>74929001
>Are we
I am not sure about you, specifically. I have my doubts.

>>74929001
well you guys dont really see yourselves as bulgarian do you? its kinda irrelevant what i think

>>74929047
You know full well what he meant, stop pretending to be stupid.
On the other hand maybe you are, I can't know.

>>74929115
aз cyм блгapин

>>74929139
Read the text. Read it very well, and you tell me what it means. See where Debar is on the map. Don't play retarded.

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>The Balkans have the biggest and the lowerst GPD growth in Europe
The balkans is the strangest region in Europe

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>>74929155
>блгapин
>блъгapин

>>74929049
We got the whiter donkey ha ha

>>74929095
every. single. time.

females ARE NOT biologically capable of fwb unless they are seriously brain damaged

i even knew one that literally friendzoned me right from the start. had to sleep over at her place. she was like "UR NOT GETTING LAID" straight to my face, like wtf. i didn't care cos i didn't even like her. we did talk that night tho, nothing special. then a week later she was like "lets date". wommins are cray-cray.

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>>74929209
>Greece at -0.5
Just annex us already.

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>>74929209
>Romania 5.7%
Damn son. Union when?

>>74929049
shiptar subhuman

>>74929257
solun is bulgarian

t.paok fan

>>74929281
Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74929166
>Read the text. Read it very well, and you tell me what it means. See where Debar is on the map. Don't play retarded.
And what exactly has changed except that they are now crawling in regions beyond that but everything else remains the same?

>Имaјќи гo пpeдвид нaциoнaлниoт тeмпepaмeнт нa Aлбaнeцoт кoј лecнo ce нaвeдyвa нa вoopyжeнa пpecмeткa, тoгaш нeмa ништo чyднo aкo eдeн дeн ocaмнeмe co бyнтoви вo тoј кpaј. Heoпхoдни ce бpзи и eфикacни мepки!

You can close your eyes but that won't make the truth go away.

>>74928812
what thread

>>74929307

>>74929307
this

>>74929257
H-hey

>>74929315
whitey bashing got like 400 replies

>>74929285
In all honesty though, wouldn't Kosovo just be a big headache for you, considering it is 95% Albanian (the population).

>>74929281
We almost united in the 19th century but russians got butthurt and stopped it

>>74929354
SERB STRONK SERB GENOCIDE EVERYONE

>>74929244
She noticed that you didn't show any interest.
She had to make you hers just to prove herself that she can have anyone.

>>74929315
u missed all the fun lad >>>/pol/125782815

>>74929354
In all honesty though, Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

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>>74929257
>>74929281
Shh soon..

>>74929351
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>74929354
it would and i personally don't want it as whole, i just want northern part of it with serbian majority. the rest can fuck off, it's a long lost case

>>74929313
>нaциoнaлниoт тeмпepaмeнт нa Aлбaнeцoт кoј лecнo ce нaвeдyвa нa вoopyжeнa пpecмeткa
E тyкa тoвa e cтepeoтипa зa мaкeдoнeц, зapaди BMPO.

>>74929209
Gotta love Romania for calling us Bulgaria, not some gypsy shit like Bygarska. Meanwhile Greece at the bottom yet again.

>B-b-but projections showed that we are recovering :^)

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>>74929297
>not following the team with the beloved deity of Thracians on its crest

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>>74929410
Yeah because they'll stop there.
Preševo region is totally not next on the menu in Serbia.

>>74929368
Although we are linguistically different, Romania is the one country I wouldn't mind a union with out of all the neighbors. Best neighbor (other than Black sea) kek.

Did we seriously almost unite in 19th century?

>>74929404
>Albania
>Serbia
>Greece
>Kosovo
These countries will only drag us down. I'm willing to take the hit with Moldova though, as you guys are willing to take the hit with FYROM

>>74929379
women are submissive cunts with inferior and obsessive genes

>>74929410
This is fair. I think Serbia getting the Northern half should happen, though I doubt it will.

I just don't understand why you guys didn't do more pop exchanges. Or genocide better kek

>>74929553
What drags us down is that Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74929380
based

>>74929558
this but im tired of being virgin

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>>74929666
>tired of being virgin
Then read pic attached. Ultimate red pill. Will change your life

>>74929666
You could just conjure a succubus Satan.

>>74929712
i dont give a shit about some autistic poltards thoughts. i want love

>>74929501
Can't find an english article, but
https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unirea_Rom%C3%A2niei_cu_Bulgaria

Basically, after Alexander of Battenberg was ran out of Bulgaria, the bulgarian government offered Carol the crown and to unite with Romania to form a joint army and an Austro-Hungary kind of deal. We drafted the legal documents and everything but the Great Powers, especially russia, chimped out, so we put an end to it. They didn't want a strong balkan state because that'd put an end to all their ambitions.

>>74929732
I'm seeing a lot of succubus porn lately. What the fuck is that shit? And the incest porn is getting out of hands as well, porn is getting more and more degenerate. Watch that shit in moderation, once a week MAX

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Would a united balkan really survive?

History taught us what happens to multi-cultural nations.

>>74929754
You said your problem was your virginity. If you want love, then just keep doing you bratle. I actually like hearing this kind of shit, you are a real man.

Night

>>74929806
I see no reason why a Bulgaria - Romania - Croatia - FYROM - Moldova union wouldn't survive.

Greece can come too once you get your shit together

>>74929810
if i were to find love and actually get loved back then i guess i would eventually lose that virginity. problem is i cant control my autism and anxiety around people and especially girls

>>74929869
Drink a couple of beers before and you will be fine.

>>74929832
ntn

>>74929903
I'd advise a limited amount of hard liquor.

>>74929848
I see no reason why Bulgaria isn't a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74929806
the balkans belong to northern europe. End of discussion for now

>>74929832
Goodnight sweet albanian prince.

>>74929903
im ugly and i dont know where to find girls anyways.

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>>74929775
Succubus porn is past is peak, currently it's some meme fetishes I can't get into.
So I'm back to normie porn with a rough spin.
The good thing is if you find a pornstar that fucks the way you like it's likely most of her stuff is like that.
I expanded my collection after figuring that basic shit out.
/blog

>>74929869
The only, I repeat the only way you can cure your anxiety around women is to approach as many as possible.

Yes, the first 500 times you will be rejected 495 times. But so what? You will get so used to rejections that you won't give a fuck anymore. And not giving a fuck is attractive to women. Practice, practice, practice bratle.

Of course, it's also important to keep yourself fit, eat healthy, good hygiene, and get involved in interesting activities. Join a salsa club or something. You'll have a gf in no time. The ultimate secret is to work on yourself, and the gf will come.

>>74929938
this

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>>74929712
good luck with this shit working when ur not hot

>>74929988
what if im ugly as fuck? what do then

>>74929999
nice digits.

>>74929963
But what the fuck is a succubus

>>74929903
worst advice ever

that only removes control over the autism that you CAN control

>>74929806
>Would a united balkan really survive?
no. The Balkans don't exist. Even the term "Balkan" is a british invention.

>>74929806
It should only exist as some sort of EU, but with closed borders. Basically strong economic interdeppendence and maybe a common army, but keep the borders.

>>74930016
Then find an ugly gf. Or just workout and have a good hygeine. If you have a hideous face but a good body, you're not ugly.

And honestly, personality is more important than looks. I'm talking about for the honest girls, the girls who are wifey material

>>74930016
how ugly are we talking?
Because most of the time you can just take a haircut and/shave and change completely.

>>74929988
you literally talk like a fucking /adv/ cuck who never leaves his house and never practices what he preaches

>>74930083
>personality is more important than looks

seriously shut the fuck up you are not helping

>>74930083
>>74930088
it just feels like even the ugliest girls go for at least 5/10 batkas.

i'd rate myself 2/10 and the only thing going for me is my height but im also too skinny

>>74930016
go to a brothel or something

>>74930039
it's a mythological creature that steals your dickjuice

Y'know, when I was just a Redditor, I always thought that 4chan was /b/ and /pol/. Then I crawled out of those shitholes. To /r9k/. But I found my way to /int/. And then to /balk/.
Thanks for being here you faggots. I love you all.
It's getting late.
Goodnight.

>>74930068
>>74930072
Romanibro, you heading to Cluj for Untold this summer? Last summer was INSANE!

Right after untold there is a festival just starting out in Varna as well. Should be awesome as it is on the beach. And festivals on the beach are amazing. I remember watching Tiesto in Sunny Beach as the sun was coming up---omg great times.

>>74930136
Kill yourself Ros
Seriously

>>74930129
too autistic+scared

>>74930016
nigga you need to get over the ugliness obsession
bitches hang out with all sorts of ugly good for nothings
even I know that

>>74930167
... who is Ros?

>>74930124
JOIN THE RED ARMY
LIBERATE QTS IN GERMANY

PRAISE STALIN

>>74930198
>what is betabux

>>74930136
night
>>74930167
don't bully Ros

>>74930103
Dude, fuck off. Unlike you, some people have greater aspirations than just sitting at home, eating chips, and jacking off. And I want to help those people.


>>74930124
Dude, you are not 2/10. Just hit the gym bro. I promise you that you are not a 2/10. A 2/10 would be a 300 pound Somalian in Bulgaria.


>>74930133
Does it kill you as well?

>>74929712
i've just read it in entirety and all i can say is that i've just lost time to this shit

>>74930150
Nah, that's normie shit.

>>74930083
I tried but I found that Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74930124
have you tried hitting the gym?

>>74930172
I remember my first prostitute. It was a nuru massage. Came like 4 times. Once you go through with it, that anxiety is turned into extreme sexual pleasure and explosive orgasm.

>>74930210
/r9k/ mythology

>>74930225
>>74930216

nope, im kinda scared of all the batkas bullying for being a skinny faggot. besides that i dont even know how to train, what to do etc

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>>74930253
>nuru massage
leafbey gets around

>>74930218
Whatever works for you bro. It's not gold but it is decent.

>>74930220
True, but I love that kind of music sooo... plus got with a thicc Romani girl in my tent. (Romanian, not gypsy)

>>74929806
Why would you think we could not get along? The Bizantines were a multi-culti empire and got along great for a long time.

The trick is to tolerate all BUT also respect majority's culture in a certain region. This way we all know what out sphere of cultural influence is.

>>74930316
Also the lesson of Yugofailia is to not put Serbs in charge.

>>74930167
Do you think i was a fucking Reddit. Fuck you man, asta chiar a durut

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>>74930216

>>74930277
>how to train

a trainer advises you all the time until you pick stuff up
how much of a shut in are you already?

>>74930308
please kill yourself multiple times.

>>74930277
Lmfao, fuck the batkas dude! Those guys are pussies! Worst case scenario you run away, they are slow as fuck due to the muscle mass.

>>74930366
well i havent left home in like 2 weeks

>>74930383
This.

>>74930308
>Whatever works for you bro. It's not gold but it is decent.
he must be either 10/10 and ultra-chad to fuck 200 girls in only a few years. i mean, i should have stopped reading right there.
i saw that speeches earlier, mostly taken from some Mystery guy who's profiting on learning autists how to get laid with all that bullshit stories and stereotypes about women.

>>74930295
Hahahaha I strongly recommend

>>74930360
Could you give me a quick summary of what these texts are before I read it? It's a lot of writing

>>74930383
Physically impossible faggot

>>74930316
>we
>the byzantines

It was we the bulgarians, dumbo, not the byzantines. They were taxing the shit out of you poor balkanites and you couldn't never count on them to protect you. Byzantines were white western cucks and are gone for good.

>>74930316
>The Bizantines were a multi-culti empire and got along great for a long time.

what? They literally pulled their eyes out

>>74930428
Honestly, I strongly recommend this Canadian show called Keys to the VIP. You can watch full episodes on youtube. It got shut down because of feminists but it had a good run. It is HILARIOUS and also teaches you valuable women skills.

Anyways, time to shower boys. Haven't done so in like 4 days I smell like cheese

>>74930395
were you ever examined by a shrink?

>>74930448
This was a troll account on tinder,using a photo of a male model.He was going around and asking girl for sex without making any effort not to sound like a douche.It worked.

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>>74930495
And then Simeon (first Tsar ever) cucked them and made them pay large sums to us kek

>>74930360
you see, all that matters is good looks and confidence
you don't have to learn any "tricks" for controlling women's emotions or whatsoever, just be confident about yourself and you can get whatever the fuck you want. and i don't just mean sex, i mean literally everything from anyone.

>>74930529
my mom asked me if i wanted to see one few months ago but i said no

>>74930541
Ah thanks bro, gonna be a fun read

>>74930567
why? go

>>74930613
i dont know i guess i wasnt in the mood to share stuff with people i didnt know.

By the way. I never said looks don't matter, they do. Especially for sluts. But if you are a 5/10, but a very interesting outgoing person, you can easily find a cute gf

>>74930548
exactly.. all that PUA bullshit is literally trash if you don't have looks

a hot guy can whip his dick out and piss at a female and she'll still want his cum

Goodnight guys,it's getting late.
See you tommorow.

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>>74930656

>>74930688
what, you all sleep before midnight? lmao kids

>>74930648
you're that 23 y.o. right?

>>74930688
>See you tommorow

Don't fucking say it ;_;

>>>/pol/125786371

Pretty funny desu

>>74930722
yup

>>74930720
Bulgaria is one hour ahead of servia tho m8. Pretty sure Greece as well

>>74930720
It's almost 1 AM here.

>>74930688
bye

New>>74930778
>>74930778
>>74930778

>>74930656
>all that PUA bullshit is literally trash if you don't have looks
the only truth about PUA is to be confident about yourself as much as you can. but, the uglier you get, the harder will be for you
anything else doesn't matter, and all that trash talk about le women are different can be also applied on men. people are vulnerable to emotions and are manipulative by nature, doesn't matter if the one is male or female.

>>74930746
seems to me you're wasting your youth
stuff you postpone (studies, social relationships, work etc) will come back to haunt you eventually under worse conditions for that matter

it's your life, deal with it now or you're going to have to deal with much worse problems in the future.

>>74930977
i know i know. i have some things planned for the summer. there is no going back. either that or ill end myself

>>74930760
Bulgaria is one hour behind since Bulgaria is a shithole. Bulgarian women are whores. Bulgaria will always be the dump of Europe. Bulgarians have low IQs and can't do anything more with their low natural talent. Bulgarians are considered the lowest scum in Europe everywhere. Bulgarians commit huge amounts of crime in every EU country they're in. the Bulgarian population will keep shrinking until only some old Turks and gypsies are left.

Bulgaria is done and over with like roasted beef

>>74926477
>wanting kids when half of their genes arnt yours

clone yourself, its the only way to stay pure.

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>>74927438
How to make everyone happy

>>74932640
Who's Rome? Rome hasn't existed for centuries and the culture itself is long lost.