/brit/ - The Ford Capri RS Edition

You didn't fix anything by posting this thread dumb brit

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alri

>>74924676
>being this arse ravaged

Hohoho

what's your favourite limmy sketch?

>edition in the title
one job, and you still manage to fuck it up

often have violent full body muscle spasms while i'm sleeping

occasionally jump right out of bed and wake up in a fright

>>74924744
Find him vastly overrated desu. Don't get the appeal

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Explain yourselves, /brit/.

>>74924781
I do it cos it triggers your autism

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>>74924829
Wills is beta now

won't be using the yank thread

same

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Who here /thenorth/?

>>74924800
Fuck off Yankee Doodle twat

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>>74925115
fine
*fucks off*

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Lads. Recommend we some proper ales and stouts please. I've been supping some March of the Penguins and quite like it so anything similar would be great

>>74925278
Black Sheep

>>74925278
pints (love 'em)

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>>74925372
Black Sheep Ale?
This one

>>74925471
aye

what do people get out of harassing tim?

does it make them feel better about their shitty lives by poking fun at someone who is clearly going through a difficult time in his life?

>>74925523
just a bit amusing isnt it
same reason people like chris chan
it's a curiosity

>>74925500
Will give it a try. Have you tried any others of theirs?

>>74925547
with chris chan it's hard to tell who's more autistic, the man himself or the people who dedicate their lives to chronicling his

>>74925560
not that i remember
i love black sheep though
you can get it on tap around here

>>74925523
>what do people get out of harassing tim?
entertainment, it's not worth it though

>>74925471
No the other one with the same exact name

this marcus hausen rat

Who is this Tim lad?

>>74925547
what is amusing about it? laughing at his videos is one thing, but sending him shit through the post and trying to goad him on social media is a bit desperate and pathetic.

>>74925629
he's a british terry davis

Love bio oil
Hate DPD

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reckon they went too far with this one

>>74925611
Black Sheep is the name of the brewery that brew numerous ales, clever dick

>>74925644
tim please stop playing your piano just for today ;0)

i legit have no clue about the Tim meme

someone link me the yt link haha

reporting all of you to the feds

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https://youtu.be/brMK8qy1kUI

Yank Tim?

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the gf

never liked Aussies desu, wish runts and deanos didn't glorify them

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TODAY'S /brit/ THREAD HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY OP OF THE THREADMAKERS

THE OP USES ONLY THE FINEST EDITIONS

TRUE BRITISH THREADS FOR TRUE BRITS

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anime

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>>74925676

can we please hit this guy in the head and lose him somewhere?

>>74925703
kind of like a yank psudeo-cybertim

>>74925736
thoughts on cute boys?

tim isn't like terry at all

LINK ME THE TIM YOUTUBE LINK YOU FUCKING UGLY SPASTICS

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mans on road ya get me

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thoughts on:
dentists - hate em
marcus hausen - hate em
asian guy holding his fist up - hate em
oxford health - hate em
DPD - hate em
landlords - hate em
cheryl - hate em
swipe down - love em
bears show - love em
team moose - love em
guitars - love em
carpenters -love em
camera test - love em

Turpinbird do you have a bf?

Non-Brits fuck of to the Yank thread. ta

Why does Timmy always saw he's "living a lie"?

>>74925722
k im deleting my youtube comment informing tim that they're just trolling for entertainment purposes

this is your fault

>>74925715
would like to pour turps down her throat and set her on fire dumb bitch

fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV2rdGX4JYc

Cagers getting btfo

>>74925782
no

>stop using the word nigger it's offensive
>calls people spastics
is he the thickest cunt here

>>74925722
The sort of people that find them funny are the ones who think Dapper Laffs is top quality humour and watch shite like Take Me Out

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gays

>>74925793
*sends you a bear in the mail*

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>>74925824

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Guarantee all these posters are the commies/'sheeds who ruin /brit/ daily

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>>74925834
oh wow

NOW EVERYBODY
have you heard
IF YOU'RE IN THE GAME
then strokes the word

>>74925834
>gif
fuck off

>>74925782
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925621

Also Brits fuck off to the thread too xoxo

>>74925854
unf

>>74925722
you DO realise that marcus hausen is a brit right?

>>74925764
https://youtu.be/woTjrHp00K0

here you go lisicki

hate dentists. hate marcus hausen. hate oxford health. hate DPD. hate landlords. hate cheryl. love bears and guitars. not mental, just the way it is.

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

>YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

Brought to you by Waitrose

(go Gauchos)

>pretends to filter me
>comments on one of my posts

>>74925874
why enable him

>>74925850
screaming
what a mong. the definition of cognitive dissonance

>>74925851
>thinking /brit/ is the only community that observes Tim

he has a small independent fanbase

>>74925883
didnt even read it but its funny

IF YOU GOT THE MONEY
I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY, OH, OH, OH
TO TAKE YOUR GIRL, SPEND A BIT OF YOUR CASH FOR ME

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>>74925868
oh you like that do you?

youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
Go to the 1 minute mark.

what's bio oil made of?

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>>74925854
>oh wow
Cassie?

>>74925939
uh oh

I was in London the last couple of days

It made me feel bad because there are so many qts there

Made me feel really lonely

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screeching

>>74925945
salty coins and bags of sand

walk in bathroom
see this http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1494657980265.webm
what do

>>74925902
Almost like people who say various inflammatory things for attention on the internet don't necessarily mean them.

>>74925945
biological oils

>>74925953
hate her stupid face

>>74925874
oh wow.

this low, real low...

>>74925893
he's a good lad

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This is the girl that is obsessed with me I was on about earlier. I really like her but the constant texting is getting a bit much

>Labour supporters I know hate HS2
>Corbyn wants to extend it up to Scotland
>They now love it

mmmhmm

lads on saturday i will be helping my colleague move from shithole london suburb #1 to shitole london suburb #2

how do i make her fall in love with me

>>74926000
walk right out and find a lad who doesn't look like an utter twat
nice cock though x

>>74926048
Just bee yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>74926019
no makeup, or very little

I just need a break. She doesn't leave me alone

mock Tim relentlessly on the 'chon where he won't read it but think everyone who contacts him and fuels his paranoia is evil

am I a hypocrite?

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fukkin good these

>>74926019
dont think thats an authentic police uniform
fraud

>>74926019
She's cute

>>74926019
looks nice, though slightly young and the filter is a red flag

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FRESH TIM
Expect him to reply to the trolling soon.

>mfw its just him playing his piano loud as fuck on the one (1) day his neighbour told him to cut it out
deserves everything he gets dumb inconsiderate cunt

https://youtu.be/CfmHf11SCNU

@74926019
@74926067
FONT

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>>74926019

>>74926067
ill take her mate

>>74926067
i'll take her off your hands lad

>>74926062
Tip: Stare at the bridge of their nose instead of their eyes.

>>74926101
Isn't that what everyone does?

I always feel like I'm switching between eyes if I look at them directly

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STOP!

LET ME FINISH MY COFFEE FIRST!

>>74926019
>>74926067
'nce

>>74925523
He's a fruitcake who will form ludicrous delusions about people conspiring against him. Might as well give him something real to obsess about.

>>74926004
we're talking about a guy who freaks out and HAS to call someone edgy if they say "nigger" in their post, even if it is just messing around

>>74926101
DON'T do this unless they're several meters away, they can tell

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had a conversation walking with a really cute tiny freshman girl at my internship with small perky tits and big hips, made a complete idiot of myself the entire time. thought that connecticut was in the south west and when i asked her where she was from and she said the city, i thought it was a university and asked what city that was in. to make it worse, it's a city in the same state we're in. plus i have a retarded haircut bc i cut it myself since i'm poor

i will literally never in my life fuck a girl who's at average looks or higher, i will always get stuck with obese or ugly girls and have to marry one one day

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>British "law"

>>74926069
maybe since some knob linked him to /brit/ so he could be reading all of our posts.

>>74926069
no I do the same

it's fine to be a silent observer

going to burst into laughter if tim gets evicted

>>74926123
>I always feel like I'm switching between eyes if I look at them directly
this

tim's piano skills far exceed his guitar "skills"

>>74926133
dunce

>>74926137
yes, how big of you.

>>74926123
I used to do direct eye contact, but couldn't manage it without having to look away. That's when I switched to the nose method.
>>74926148
Asked someone to do this to me, couldn't tell.

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>He's saying that people are rebooting his PC to stop him uploading his piano videos
>He's saying they do it every time and something is obviously going on
>They are working with his landlord and his moving people to suppress him
>And stop him getting a greencard to america to get out of the stupid country where people are constantly sabotaging him

the 'gram is down

>>74926123
>Isn't that what everyone does?
no

>>74926155
>fueled row
What is a "row" in this context?

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>>74926067
Listen here you lobsterback faggot

Are you a man or a bitch? Take whats yours and BREED with her, finna shove that thick throbbing cock into that tight puss and finna bust, thus ensuring the continued existence of your family for generations.

>>74926155
I bet she fucks dogs

>>74926172
piano is the simplest instrument so even a humble novice can sound good

everyone's talking about tim being mental and doing weird stuff as if it's unusual
part of the reason he's a gimmick is because he's consistently mental
i don't think they could physically stop him from doing youtube videos no matter where he is cause clearly documenting his life is important to his (rapidly degrading) mental wellbeing

>>74926199
indeed

>>74926138
Yeah, like I said, attention. That's what gets an excited response and (You)s on 4chan.

>>74926155
ah yes, would love to be operated on by a murderous junkie

Bit of a shite interview with the government communications fast stream people lads

Don't care though because I don't really want it any more

>>74926209
pronounced rah-wuh
a heated disagreement

>>74926163
2 3 4 1

ordering food earlier and the woman serving me was fumbling and fucking up my order because she kept looking at me

either the new trim is a success or an abject failure

>>74926198
best thing for timcanon would be if he actually moves to america and keeps making videos

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Who's sending Tim pictures of Buzz Lightyear it's driving him mental lmfao

>>74926209
fight
pronounced "ra-ow"

Unironically feel a bit sorry for Tim. If they won't put him somewhere safe they should at least have someone visiting him regularly.

>>74926155
makes sense desu

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added banana, cinammon and vanilla extract to the ol 'tein 'ke today lads

absolute gamechanger

>>74926289
Social media and youtube were a mistake.

>>74926257
link

Do you reckon it's easier to get a girlfriend down London way?

>>74926186
I'm not sending him anything, I just don't care that people do.

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>>74926289
>im just trying to do my piano videos
>and people are just messing with me
>at my wits end

He's gunna do it lads i hope you banned brillo pads

>>74926237
yeah, like I said, it's a bit weird that someone who gets mad at people saying nigger for attention was using nigger to get attention

>>74926339
sort of yes.
you can talk to strangers in london relatively easily because everyone is lonely af

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

>>74926298
great post

>>74926330
https://youtu.be/CfmHf11SCNU?t=1286

fun starts at 21:30

traps are gay? well slap my arse and call me sally

>>74926379
wahey

u guys like crust punk?

>>74926376
*pinches your bum and shoves my penis up your arse*

>>74926362
I'll probably end up working there so I'm ever hopeful.

Maybe dating is easier too. Who knows.

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

>>74926362
>af
FOY

>>74926407
problem is having a gf when you're both flat-sharing is a bit shit.

Man with gun takes over entire city of Manchester

>looking at Tims profile
>This is one of his playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KMcaoti1-E&list=FL6hmTpW_SLMp1D3TchQN7zw

SHADILAY

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

>>74926361
Not weird at all, actually. He doesn't actually care if he says nigger, but he knows that loudly complaining about people saying nigger on 4chan will generate attention. Understand?

>>74926447
Honestly I'd cross that bridge when I come to it. No point in working out problems before they exist

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need this look

THIS IS WHAT YOU LEFT ME FOR????
THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF ROYALTYYY!!!

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Slow down /brit/

my great aunt has the same condition as Tim (paranoid schizophrenia) and it's really quite terrifying

she keeps thinking people come into her flat and try on her clothes or drive her car around, she's totally mental - that's why I feel so bad for Tim

fucking hope I never go batty

>>74925278
Nothin' beats the cool, crisp taste of a Bud Light ©

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Saw this guy on my commute to school this morning.

cheryl was completely out of line asking tim to cease playing the guitar, fucking bitch

>>74926516
YEAH WELL HE LOOKS LIKE 16 SO THAT AINT A BAD THING

>>74926516
fuck off literal child

>>74926467
>He doesn't actually care if he says nigger
he clearly does if it gets him attention, like you said

>>74926531
She only said piano

>>74926456
edgy gif

Slavs and Celts are not white

>>74926547
>>74926542
dont understand what either of these replies mean

>>74926560
He's not legitimately offended by people saying nigger, he's putting on an act.

>>74926570
but why? the guitar is so much worse lol

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>tfw 6', not a lank, 7.5" dick and not ugly

lads :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE

tim is fucking insane
needs to be sectioned

jeff lamp, he's 42, he's got his own porsche

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absolute scenes when this came on the telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpcCoW5gA7w

>>74926603
not so sure about that considering he is a huge lefty

>>74926481
need him more like

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>>74926570
he's playing both anyway

6" tall when I'm laying down, with a 6" willy
what a ratio!

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>>74926624
VIRCHEW CIGNALLING BETCH

>>74926624
ungrateful twat

nigger

>lel the holocaust is funny

do people on here genuinely think genocide is funny, or are they really just that deranged?

>>74926681
extremely fucking gay

What does "____ my ____ and call me ____" actually mean?

One of the ultimate Irish redpills is finding out that there are more Irish speakers in North Ireland than in the the so called Republic of Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0sNZ5M1nE

would you say england is a friendly country?

>>74926665
Yet he's said nigger and says spastic openly. Ever consider he might be exaggerating his beliefs to the same end? He goes out of his way to be unique on an anonymous website, so all we know for sure is that he loves attention.

>>74926738
smeg my arse and call me Dave?

>>74926739
donegal isn't in the north

>>74926755
if you're white

>>74926624
:3
he's so pleased

>>74926755
no

>>74926728
The holocaust is a scary bedtime story at best. It's funny because it didn't happen. The Rwandan genocide is funny because not a single human being died.

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just woke up

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Really makes you think...

>>74926533
>>74926533
>>74926533
>>74926533

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>>74926624
https://www.instagram.com/haunted_burlesque/

>swn send you a card

Ooh and that's a bad miss

>>74926728
holocaust isn't funny, but 9/11 is genuinely hilarious

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>The holocaust is a scary bedtime story at best. It's funny because it didn't happen. The Rwandan genocide is funny because not a single human being died.

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Homer was a lookspilled MGTOW

>Menelaus was a brave man. He fought for honor. And every day I was with him, I wanted to walk into the sea and drown.

>>74926792
looks like a pornstar

>>74926799
elaborate you ambiguous twat

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>>74926792
>>74926832
She works for BLACKED

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Lads, when Queen Liz kicks the bucket, im unironically going to fly to the UK for her funeral, then im going to come back to Sydney and knock any Leb cunts head in if they dare protest for a republic

>>74926779
what's scary about kikes dying

>>74926789
thanks for the invite, la

>>74926799
thank-thank you mrs beanley
beasley!
we won't embarrass you by saying what it is and you know... cheers

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>>74926792
BLACKED

>>74926859
come home white man

>>74926374
Fuck's sake Microsoft

>>74926739
*northern ireland

>>74926863
Scary to kikes.

>short but got with lots of girls at sixth form and uni because i have a pretty face and was quite popular
>now am unemployed and hair is thinning, just moved back home to live with parents
this is the start of the end right?

>>74926764
could just be cognitive dissonance like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYDGiIEOEbk
she is a huge black lives matter supporter
really makes you think

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>>74926859
Want to go together?

>>74926745
>yank "comedians"

>>74926624
fuck, that's really sweet and cute

>>74926904
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gettin' th' 'ly 'ose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyoRtVrOAo

>>74926870
alri Tim

>>74926889
*norn iron

>>74926838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1HlsISs78

>>74924744
probably the "geez yer laptop" sketch

>>74926779
edgy

>>74926913
>people don't ever make mistakes

>>74926900
>entire country merked by a root vegetable

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very cute lad ngl

sleeping with the window open for the second time since the start of the year

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actually lads i'm going to have to agree with you
Tim's mental health is definitely going down the shitter
didn't realise that he's recently been doing ~10 videos a day, each of which he discusses exactly the same subjects and plays songs much worse than he used to
plus he actually admitted to being sweaty and it not being bio-oil due to "being unwell"

>>74926964
not an argument

>>74926967
stretch marks

>>74926882
W-will /brit/ donate to an air fare? It'll be fuck expensive because it would be last minute ;_;

>>74926918
Maybe lad, get some /brit/ bois together, would be slightly autistic, but it would be an end of an era

The future looks bleak

>POODERLAND

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>>74924744
not the funniest but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU

Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut


Top kino

The present looks bleak

>>74926978
you're welcome lad
(I'll look like that in 2-3 months)

Will Brexit go down in the history books in the same way that the Glorious Revolution did?

>>74924744
adventure call

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>>74927016
>Tried to get BF to watch he left 1hr in
>Tried to get him to watch LOTR he lef tbefore the end of the first
>Tried to get him to watch Pulp Fiction he didn't get even half way through

We don't have a lot in common and it worries me.

>>74926913
>comparing one attention whore to another
So they both promote/support trendy social movements for feedback, but don't care what comes out of their mouths if it provokes a reaction or if they simply feel like it. Now that really makes me think.

>>74926932
this alt-right vs antifa/sjw lark is really embarassing for everyone involved

they should all just pack it in.

how about that new tom scott vid

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>>74927066
i am not embarrassed to be alt-right

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https://www.fb.com/UNI/videos/1413776795369024/

fucking white people

>>74927063
bender

>>74927063
Pleb taste. He's patrician

>>74927081
you should be (if you're old enough to vote)

Saw a play last night

The lead woman got naked

She must have been early twenties and had a really nice body

I'm lonely

>>74927027
Always finna one-up me

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New thread

>>74927099
>>74927099
>>74927099
>>74927099

>>74927101
>Pulp Fiction
>Pleb taste

Yeah consider suicide matey

>>74927094
if there's no room for you then fuck off

>>74927104
you forgot normie twats

>>74927064
>but don't care what comes out of their mouths
clearly they do care if they are looking to garner attention from it

>>74927063
Ummm my bf likes dune, lotr, fantasy/sci-fi just like me
and the same shows x
loves pints

>>74927126
Don't think so 2bh

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anyone fancy tucking me in? got an exam tomorrow

>>74927126
don't think so

>>74927126
Things I'd do to that arse x

>>74927171
underaged cunt

and death proof, pulp fiction x

*tucks you in*

>>74927141
you're right, thanks
now foy

Don't know what I'm doing in life lads

Bit of the ol' existential crisis

>>74927205
uni
>>74927208
thanks lad x

I understand why Aussies find harassing Tim to be hilarious, cos it's the just of shit-tier fuckwitted humour those stupid cunts are in to, but why does anyone else think it's funny?

>>74927234
What's happening lad?

>>74927234
mean spirited cunts

>>74927146
Don't care as in aren't concerned if what they say may be perceived as ideologically inconsistent or offensive. They're not dedicated to whatever cause they are ostensibly a part of if they willing and repeatedly put that sort of content out there. This should be your first clue that they're not sincere and only in it for attention.

>>74927234
I don't know much about it but it seems kind of shit to me.

why do jfs insist on fucking about with /brit/? there's no wonder it has a bad rep on /int/ when these utter tits insist on shitposting

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>>74927222

>>74927265
>They're not dedicated to whatever cause they are ostensibly a part of if they willing and repeatedly put that sort of content out there
that's what I've been arguing this entire time. he is a cognitive dissonance lefty

>>74927063
I'll be your bf instead

>>74927314
I'm here to talk about the footy

>>74927325
>he is a cognitive dissonance lefty
Cognitive dissonance means believing two conflicting things simultaneously. He obviously doesn't believe saying nigger is reprehensible or should be avoided, and he only public objects to it because doing so generates attention on 4chan. This isn't cognitive dissonance, it's attention whoring.

>>74927104
none me

What the general opinion on Poles in UK?
Are they super bydlo? Are they nice?
Would you live next to a Pole?

ah man trying to talk to a girl whos just as shy and awkward as you are is horrible.

>POODERLAND

>>74927500
Good and very sexy people. We need more

>>74927500
bydlo

>>74927500
My experiences with Poles in England is pretty good. They seem like hard working types who are only here cos the wages are better than back home.

I think sadly though, being immigrants, they get lumped together with all the worthless shit we take from Africa, Pakistan etc., so unfairly get a bad reputation

>>74927500
My Grandad was Polish and his generation that came after/during the war settled in pretty well but more recently the view is less favourable I think. In my town a few years back I remember seeing a phone box smashed up with POLSKA sprayed all over it.

>>74927516
Yeah yeah don't rub it in

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>>74927595
>>74927606
>>74927690
>>74927741
I see, thank you for your input.