The best general edition
Ciara
foy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
oh dear lanklets btfo
*slowly walks over to the master window bedroom in my Barratt 2 bed semi*
*pruit igoe by Philip Glass plays softly in the distance*
*longingly stares out of the window, taking a quick look at my leased 1 series bmw*
so this... this is what it feels like, to be a winner.
shan't be making a single post in this atrocious thread
someone make a real new
makes me think
watched a telly programme about a lad that had a girlfriend. wouldn't mind experiencing that myself one day.
I like Drumpf now. I think he may be a Maoist secret agent trying to crash our empire
>>74924002
>The 6ft men who were members of the site were 33 per cent more likely to be contacted than a man of average height (5ft 7),
>5ft7
>average height
cute lads
>>74924002
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
>'Evolutionarily speaking, one might argue that a tall man would be preferred by women because, if you follow the argument, he'll be stronger and better able to ward off physical treats to his family.'
Ah yes, the Mail
Nothing like an American chad.
Pure robustness and superior attitudinal fortitudr
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>8286049
>>8286049
fukk this thread
>>74924065
he's had a nightmare
someone start a thread autism war
>>74924052
got my daily dose already thanks x
>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049
Oh boy i fucked that up
Hate the yanks
>having to crouch down to kiss one's gf
no thanks!
>>74924052
>zation
Shan't.
>>74924052
holy fucking cringe
two birds asked me to watch their drinks and walked off into the horizon
don't think they're coming back
>>74924065
>>74924077
screeching
don't see the need to mention my height on dating/hookup sites or exaggerate it
i'm decent looking enough that i don't need to pretend to be 6'. being 5'10 and above average in looks is okay
Marcus Hausen? Not a fan
>>74924052
>a black loving jewish guy
>a fat cunt
>an old guy
>a cartoon frog
>saving civilization
rather chuck flaming pigs into a mosque
>>74924077
me having a nightmare
>>74924096
Sorry that I got so trashed in Limerick
>>74924132
he needs throwing down a well and shooting
>>74924090
>>>/lgbt/8297668
fuck off rorke
Marcus Hassan didn't go far enough
>>74924002
>When it comes to romantic partners, men and women tend to sort themselves out so that they form pairs of similar height.
>However, among married couples, women are more likely to be shorter than their husbands, if only by a few inches.'
lanklets == beta bucks for manlet bulls
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
short but good looking here
>>74924152
update: he needs to be hit over the head and lost somewhere
going to twat that fat schizo cunt
i tried watching molyneaux once. he was telling his version of a historical event i knew quite well and notably omitting details and then emotionally charging the stuff he was saying. never watched it again.
i watched sargon once. he kept saying he was a centrist who considers both sides but then kept shouting at pictures of feminists. never watched it again.
i watched PJW once. he has a stupid thick sound northern accent so i turned it off.
bit weird how milo yiannopoulos is basically the opposite of what an alt right person would aspire to be yet he's really popular in their scene
>>74924127
> being 5'10 [...] is okay
Sure it is champ, sure it is :^)
Marcus HASSAN
Starting on my new contract at Cambridge Uni on the 5th of June lads.
Seems I will end up spending one third of my salary (£1000pm) on a one bed flat, wew.
>>74924182
Not if I beat you to it
Getting the train to high wycombe from wakey with a cricket bat tomorrow
>>74924127
Rating looks without height is like judging a wine without a sniff
what will the outcome of tim's meeting with oxford health tomorrow be?
just put marcus hausen out of business
>>74924191
the alt right despises him
alt lite sucks his dick though
>>74924191
for some reason alt-righters seem to think he's cryptonite because apparently leftists can never disagree with someone if they're a homosexual.
>>74924157
i was the one to get bred the rorke bf is asleep
>>74924186
>i watched sargon once. he kept saying he was a centrist who considers both sides but then kept shouting at pictures of feminists. never watched it again.
Want to go back on tinder but I can't because I permanently deleted the 'book
ffs
There is a bit of Marcus Hausen in all of us.
>>74924191
he's the gay card, jew card, and "i'm not racist i fuck black guys" card all rolled into one
he's very useful for their 'cause'
Wtf i love the BBC now
https://youtu.be/RCKBtsTk8eQ
https://youtu.be/woTjrHp00K0
SCREEEEEECHING
>>74924250
communism is worse than nazism though
>>74924229
alt-right/alt lite is just identity politics flipped back on its head
people like richard spencer and jared taylor openly talk about "white identity" and consciousness, pretty laughable stuff really
>>74924290
in terms of deaths yeah
Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
HOWLING
Not even the real Marcus Hausen you lads are gunna send him insane
>>74924282
for fucks sake you utter runt
I'M MARCUS HAUSEN
STOP HARASSING TIM
abandoned the drinks those girls asked me to watch for them
>>74924290
No, actually, workers' democracy and equality is not the same thing as genocide and oppression.
IM WATCHING YOU
>>74924282
omg...
>Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
>>74924282
Guffawing
>>74924208
Literally no point in sniffing wine
drank 2 cocktails that were just sitting there on a table
>>74924347
>genocide and oppression.
communism did more of that throughout the 20th century than nazism did in 12 years
unironically 5'6 and have an english rose gf
KEEP HARASSING TIMOTHY
THE FAT OILY NONCE NEEDS TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
sorry lads but this is the reality
>>74924282
tim belongs in a tree
he's a nut!
>>74924412
what did he do
flatmate is aggressively flirting with me lads
don't want to have to fuck her
>>74924303
>rorke is rasheed
>sjws are the same as alt-righters
news at ten. as a centrist its fascinating but disheartening to watch.
>only get off watching repulsive looking men smashing nubile beauty queens
Guess that's a wrap for me on the sexual normalcy front
Marcus needs to comment saying he'll be outside his High Wycombe flat at exactly 12 in the afternoon tomorrow on the 17th of May 2017
>15 minutes without a text
>bliss
nvm she text while I was typing this
>>74924416
what on earth is this supposed to depict
sometimes i drink a beer while wanking
>>74924432
nonced his daughter, it's why he split up with his wife
>>74924436
Pics
>>74924404
Only to fascists and those who hate communism whatever it does.
>>74924412
>oily
>>74924463
source?
>>74924282
HOWLING
gym
Who's this Hausen clown?
>>74924454
tell her you need 15 minutes for a wank
how do I get my mate to show me his big cock
>>74924470
tankies are terrible excuses of human beings
>>74924445
90% of man-on-woman porn 2bh
I only watch lezz and POV 2bh
>>74924466
no, but let's just say she's not going to win many beauty competitions haha
>br*ts
>>74924470
what about ethnic cleansing in the USSR?
>>74924478
It was in the Buckinghamshire Herald
>>74924470
>oppressing and genociding people is ok if they disagree with me
Marcus needs to stop before Tim informs the five naughts.
got an Asian gf (doxxable info but she's either Japanese or Korean) though I can honestly say those alt right mongs who pretend they're nazis whilst going 'Asian girls are based xD' really confuse me
have more respect for an actual Nazi despite the fact they hate me
Ah yes bullying a mentally ill man, hilarious
... TM Bear call up White Cat to catch this Little Rat Marcus Hausen ...
Anyone else making the trip?
>>74924456
the 6ft lad is big and strong. the 5ft9 lad is strong but small. the 6ft4 lad is a skinny wimp dominated by both. but ultimately the 6ft lad has the leash on BOTH of the other 2
>>74924470
no, and you're implying non-communists deserve death, so fuck off
>>74924528
link
>>74924534
ugly little weasel of a man
would snap him in half with my fingers
stop harassing tim.
he's got a mental illness. he's confused. he doesn't know what is going on in the world and you're making him even more confused, by doing things that would bring distress to a mentally normal person, let alone a vulnerable person. How horrible it must be to not even know what is real and not, and then to have people deliberately trying to confuse you.
stop lads. its wrong. there i said it :/
>>74924516
Don't care
>>74924526
There was none
>>74924534
Oppressing reactionaries? Absolutely. Red Terror is good and necessary.
Someone should push this Marcus Hausen clown down a well and shoot him.
>>74924536
GET FUCKED TIM GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>74924542
Will this eclipse ruin my wifi
>>74924518
Lezz porn is a toe-in-the-water for homosexuality.
can't find the photo of aisha standing with a bunch of freaks holding remain signs
need someone to go knock on tim's door then run away
Report of the week is actually Marcus hausen
The plot thickens
A proper /brit/ for proper Brits
>>74924581
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>>74924578
agreed, feel really bad about laughing at him, he needs sectioning, or shooting in the back of his head whilst he plays with his stuffed animals, poor sod needs putting out of his confused misery
here he goes again
developing a twitch lads
>>74924585
>There was none
holodomor?
*gets hit on the head and lost somewhere*
NOT Marcus Hausen just watching Tim, simple as
>>74924542
I might actually drive down to Lincoln, NE. I have friends there.
>>74924578
>>74924538
mental illness doesn't exist though
tim is consciously behaving this way though his own volition
tim white knights are pathetic beta twats
how can anyone defend a literal nonce?
>>74924618
fuck off
>>74924585
you said genociding my man
you can't just kill anyone who disagrees with you, i'm sorry
>>74924513
just ask him
mine did, sent me a few pics
but let me touch his cock in college too
and kissed me once
and once went to sleep in the same bed as me, he later told me he was surprised i didnt try anything... he just told me his bed was bad but i didnt get it
he has too many gfs now to be a horny teenager and let me do stuff to him, botched that one
>>74924542
Portland is the only place worth visiting
There should be a compilation of all the insults Tim has hurled towards Marcus hausem, push him down a hole, slimey, greseball etc.
tim is going to violently snap and it's somehow going to end up getting connected back here
>>74924628
the people harassing him also need sectioning
or a punch in the face
Don't mess me around, sunshine.
>>74924659
wait, tim's a nonce?
going to need some proofs
>>74924597
if your wifi is solar powered then yes
>>74924282
definitely not funny
bang out of order
>>74924578
he's welcome to privatize his videos.
>why yes, I do watch some bloke have a great time fucking a slag while you wank off in your chair like a good little kuck boy
>lesbian porn? that's for gay men
>>74924683
repulsive picture of this Marcus Hausen clown here.
>>74924671
aha, I missed out on all those experiences, must have been fun
>>74924709
hope the violence is self inflicted
>>74924683
Latest and my favourite is 'can we just knock him on the head'.
He's getting violent boys. We're gunna have the next Brillo on our hands and it will be all /brit/s fault.
>>74924720
why do you think his wife kicked him out of the house and won't let him see his kids?
>>74924678
The only major cities in or bordering the path of totality are Kansas City, St Louis and Nashville
>>74924678
portland is too north, charleston is better
I hope you find the storm that you were chasing
Hope your eyes are still as full of dreams
As they were that night when you slipped off those cut off jeans
When I hear the sound of high tide thunder
I can see your hair blowing in the breeze
I think about how you and that 21 summer made a man of me
Yeah you made a man of me
>>74924760
You're saying these things but no solid evidence has been provided. We need proof.
>>74924647
Holodomor was not ethnic cleansing or a genocide. Famine/drought struck the whole of the USSR that year, and attempts were made to relieve the famine by controlling grain stocks and guaranteeing farmers prices for grain. It was also aggravated by kulaks killing around 90 million of their own livestock in 1930-1932, rather than collectivise.
>>74924282
ngl it's wrong but also very funny
also funny he's likely itt
>>74924760
because he's mental?
gonna send a letter to tim with lot of red hearts in it
>>74924753
it will be your fault because you are the owner of the imposter marcus hausen account
>muh proofs
oh fuck off nerd
he's a NONCE. simple as
tims not supposed to be playing any music today
He's changed so much :c
https://youtu.be/n8CYAXRGuxU
>DID YEW KNOW THAT COMMUNISM HAS CAUSED 60 BILLION DEATHS IN 1930 ALONE
>>74924811
heard you were a nonce, me and the lads are coming round to smash your fucking head in
not before we break your legs and fingers and slice your stomach open
>>74924767
Grim
>>74924770
Fuck off Liam
business idea: stop posting about tim
anyone interacting with Tim and not just watching is a fucking disgrace iih
just not cricket
i to-o-o-o-o-o-o-ouch my ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ids
>>74924811
stop spreading fake news
Tim probably stays awake at night thinking of that slimeball Marcus hausen and doing his best to connect him to oxford health, DPD and the dentist
someone redpill me on this Marcus fella
>>74924848
i'm corey
>>74924867
'ce
Tim's health appointment is coming up soon
>>74924834
this is really abysmal
>>74924866
these kind of posts only encourage the marcus hausen imposter desu. in fact you could be him
>>74924848
Kansas is GOAT though
us brits don't dream of making it big in new york or LA, for us, it's Kansas
>>74924841
downplaying the suffering and destruction communism has caused is basically lowering yourself to the level of neonazis who mock "MUH SIX GORRILLION"
extremists are nutcases
>>74924897
fuck off joe
>>74924834
he's put on a few pounds
does tim have any human contact or does he just spend all his time at his rented flat in high wycombe?
business idea: use the last of the toilet paper for a wank
flatmate better hope he doesn't need to do a shit later tonight
>>74924887
Tomorrow. Unironically excited.
>>74924834
woah you're right, his vocal range is so much wider now :'^)
>>74924842
no need for violence tim
>>74924914
who?
you lads ever wonder what tim's arse smells like? particularly in this hot weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQFhsuzD2eo
crossbreed
I chastised thairorke for bullying kev and i'll chastise hausen for bullying tim.
It's really not fair. Kev is one of us, we should have been empathetic instead of laughing at him making le epic pictures of him.
Tim is a very sick man, it's really fucking shitty to exploit his mental instability for a cheap laugh.
>>74924909
don't you dare compare me to that bellsniff
>>74924841
richard spencer actually likes the ussr, is a holodomor denier, and hates capitalism
>>74924921
he spends a lot of time with the swipe down squad
>>74924914
Harry?
great now we're set for 50 episodes of tim mentioning this new message of
>I'M WATCHING YOU
are you proud of yourself marcus???
Someone from England came into work today, and when he said he was from the Midlands, I immediately thought of "the midlands engine" meme. I wondered how he would have reacted if I said it
now I realize I need to leave this website
>>74924924
just hold the end of your foreskin together while you cum.
How are you supposed to trust women if you don't look like Brad Pitt in Troy?
>>74924957
get it through your thick fucking skull, he's a NONCE
>>74924984
thought this was tim from the thumbnail
>>74924992
im gay
>>74924972
when will he go full nazbol?
I'm stepping in
>>>125768551
lol
>>74925007
can you be my cute aussie bf?
>>74924996
shut up knobhead
in a VERY good mood lads
>>74925014
hmm
in a VERY bad mood lads
>>74924985
>>74924910
>>125768551
>>74925029
im welsh so i guess not :c
in a VERY bad mood lads
>>74925019
didn't you do a strawpoll and didn't we tell you to pack it in you fucking sadcase
fuck off
>>74925059
>>74925072
good try
>>74925022
>>74925072
honestly think i'm going to die from second-hand embarrassment
>>74924985
>today
fuck off you lying cunt, you posted this yesterday
>obsiosiris23 seconds ago
>There's microphones and cameras hidden inside your stuffed animals. They are all against you and their net is closing in.
Too far lads
in a VERY horny mood lads
>>74925007
nonce
>>74925074
well then you can be my cute welsh bf :3
Enjoy Tim while you can lads, he'll probably kick off at his meeting tomorrow and be sectioned within a few weeks.
>>74925059
>>74925088
>communist nazis
honestly cannot think of anything more autistic
>>74925104
Okay, you caught me. This really did happen, but it wasn't yesterday. It was sometime earlier this week. I wondered if anyone would notice
im a national-benderite
Recount a short story from your childhood that has left an impression on your adult mind
Now we wait
>>74925084
yes
it's a different fucking runt doing it now
>>74924956
Horrendous
>Tfw can hear my vein throbbing in my knee
>>74925109
Shitting hell
You people are the real nutcases, not Tim.
>>74925152
wew
>>74924992
did your gf cheat on you or something?
>>74925131
>>74925074
there are no gay welshmen. we are a strong hetero race
NOT a fan of the bullying Tim gimmick
>>74925152
DELETE THIS
just made a comment that the white knights won't be happy about
>>74925185
Explain Gareth Bale
>>74925172
the ol' Reddit switcheroo I see
I'm a fan of that one too
>>74925158
so? doesn't give you an excuse to revive your bent little character
>>74925180
*kisses you on your willy*
bloody cyberbullies, the lot of you.
If you stay in Larissa, you will find peace. You will find a wonderful woman, and you will have sons and daughters, who will have children. And they'll all love you and remember your name. But when your children are dead, and their children after them, your name will be forgotten... If you go to Troy, glory will be yours. They will write stories about your victories in thousands of years! And the world will remember your name. But if you go to Troy, you will never come back... for your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom. And I shall never see you again.
gonna be 27° tomoz
hope many girls will wear summer dresses
love misusing gimmicks
probably my favourite gimmick
>>74925231
aha try and stop me mate
out of my hands anyway
*sigh*
didn't you hear tim? hm. Let me give you a refresher
we are anonymous
we do not forgive
we do not forget
expect us
shadilay brothers, now go forth and raid
Going to find this Hausen clown and sort him out, throw him down a well and shoot him or something, hit him on the head. Won't take any more of his crap. I'm really pissed off and angry.
16th May 2017
High Wycombe flat
Kevin Boyle3 minutes ago
FAT OILY NONCE WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WATCH YOUR BACK
Reply 2
come on you sick fucks this isnt cool
Hope Tim gets his green card soon so you twats will leave him alone.
>>74925139
centrism
Might link Tim to /brit/
you lot have no respect ngl
dont do this to a mentally ill man
Starting a GoFundMe for Tim
>>74925374
>KrakenDelight 39 seconds ago
>Tim, trolls from 4chan (a website for online cyberbullies) have been stalking and harassing you for months. They come from the /brit/ threads on /int/. Their threads are usually here >>>/int/brit
>I would suggest making a police enquiry.
Doubt it will put his mind to rest, to be honest.
>>74925358
SCREECHING
>>74925374
too late
>>74925353
exactly like that, I'll swallow every last drop
hope you'd return the favour x
>>74925358
Pics
Which funless spastic gimp was this? Fuck you stop ruining our fun.
>>74925374
Never mind, someone else did.
>>74925400
Wasn't me 2bh
>mfw these youtube posters didn't use vpns
>mfw someone reports them to the police
>mfw they go to jail for harassment and inciting violence
got nothing but love for the /brit/ homies
>>74925416
fuck off bruce you sad little cunt
>>74925406
he's been linked here multiple times before
>Which funless spastic gimp was this? Fuck you stop ruining our fun.
does tim even read comments?
>>74924717
hey buddy what is your problem can I help???
>>74925425
nothing will happen right? bit scared now
why are people harassing and bullying a vulnerable person again?
labour = rasheed
tory = tarquin
ukip = rorke
snp = ?
lib dem = ?
green = ?
plaid = ?
>>74925150
there was this guy at school we called beanie cause he had a bean shape head, once while the teacher was out of the class during science we locked him and a girl in the cupboard that had all the equipment in, she was screaming but when we opened the door he was just doing this huge grin at her, must have been so creepy for her
>>74925425
The only one inciting violence is Tim
>>74925416
fuck off you gimp
thats not fun. would you like your dad to be made a fool of like this
welsh gearbox
>>74925481
>>74925504
well if he nonced me like tim did to his kids then yes theres a reason he went from happy married man to sweaty crazy youtube music maker
northumberland drivetrain
*flirts with you*
>>74925425
doubt the police will publicly defend a known nonce.
>>74925406
Did you delete it?
Felt very sorry for Tim cause he's a mental and you guys fuck with him until the video about his neighbour. Imagine living next to that and day in day out every single moment you are at home you have to listen to a fat sweaty paranoid prat singing and playing the guitar like an epileptic on meth and when you finally have enough and try to sell your house and ask him really nicely not to sing and play piano for one (1) day he makes even more videos than usual and accuses you of being a government agent trying to suppress him because his piano playing is 'too good'.
Dumb fat cunt needs his head kicking in ;0)
>>74925481
I've actually reported the bullying comments to youtube.
>>74925493
snp = jock
lib dem = mong
green = runt
plaid = sheepshagger
>>74925416
its for the best
>>74925555
wasn't me retard
scottish caboose
>>74925406
>>74925416
>HE DELETED IT
good lad
Uncle went through a gangstalking breakdown similar to Tim a couple years back
Had the runt committed and sold his house
>>74925481
Possible. You can get arresested for disagreeing with people on twitter nowadays lad.
>>74925456
incredible image
>>74925536
is there actual proof of him being a nonce? any documents?
>>74925536
you've literally made this up
>>74925563
>>74925536
going to jail
>>74925595
someone on brit told me and i asked for source and he told me it was bucks herald
edited my tim comment for damage control
>>74925552
*unzips dick*
new :D
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925621
>>74925563
t. cheryl
did time freeze again
>>74925501
Lmfaaaaao
>>74924985
what bit of the midlands though