/cum/ canada usa mexico

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aFVSkncq00

>neo: me
>agent smith: you

women need to be knocked down a peg and stop expecting men to look like they're 30 when they're young

>>74920635
babbyface faggot

>>74920575
I've been sharting for roughly 2 hours

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The cat, again, buds

>>74920660
literally nothing wrong with having a babyface

women are the problem

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>>74920677
nice

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>dead already

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Post Brazilian monkey soup meme NOW

Friendly reminder that /cum/ is dead because it's the normie general and it's either finals week or their semester is over and they're out with friends

>>74920874
it's not funny

NOW

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>>74920889

Or maybe because its not even 12 pm

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

As I said in the other thread I hate japanese idol culture

>>74921033
Do you have redditflags? If you do, how many of the normie redditflag users even post still?

>>74921122
Because the girls act like retarded anime characters

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dane's retarded in a cute way at least

>>74921123

basically all of em, havent seen oyster bay like in 3 days and thats it.

idols are one the best things japan has created

↑phenomenal post
↓ pitiable post

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should i fap to this 3dpd or smoke or both

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i'm not stupid!
just.... a bit silly

>>74921163
I think this was taken by me. Maybe i'm wrong

>>74920629
Very cute kot

>>74921290
fapping and smoking at the same time?
damn.... :^)

I've never succed a girls toes

>>74921271
thank you

I've never kissed a grill

>>74921390
ur welcome

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>>74921292
>having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment; absurd and foolish.
>synonyms: foolish, stupid, unintelligent, idiotic, brainless, mindless, witless, imbecilic, doltish; More

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>>74921416
never held a grills hand

>>74921416
cuck

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>>74921431
it's i-i-i-ironic!

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>>74921419

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>>74921491
9s makes me really happy

>>74921491
damn that's pretty good.. artist name?

dumb dunkin-donuts-chan poster

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don't care about a gf I want a steady job that pays enough to move out

>>74921607
bad goal

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Wagies get back to work NOW!!

>>74921626
why

>>74921644
it's boring

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>>74921622
what the fuck?
that's just an adult midget, right?

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>>74921528
me too

>>74921551
idk unfortunately

>>74921607
Something along the lines

>>74921626
This

Oh its a beautiful day, lets go outside!

>someone stole my plants from my garden
o-ok
>cashier mishears me and orders a drink with my burrito when I said no drink
t-thanks
>eyes swell up and non-stop sneezing from allergies
y-you too

got nowhere to go outside

>>74921717
Eyes was going to swell yesterday but i prevented it

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>>74921717
>stutter through conversation with cashier
>all she said was hi
>feeling everybody in the lines look

/dead/

>>74921860
dude shut up already

Do you ever make a post and then imagine it being read aloud in a courtroom as evidence?

>>74921876
no

>>74921880
yes

why did they take my peppers :( I was looking forward to habaneros

What tags do you prefer in porn?

How do I find a gf from the comfort of my home?

>>74922087
internet

>>74922081
i dont endulge in the porno

>>74922133
>endulge
*indulge

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>>74922167

I didnt report my earnings through bitcoin to the irs
Am I going to go to prison?

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>/cum/ 73 posts 50 minutes
>/brit/ 72 posts 10 minutes
it's not fair

>>74922323
if you are so lazy about it how about I place a tip on their site with your post over here so they would assist you in such endeavour?

To: 74922342
Subject: shut up


shut the fuck up

/cum/ is dead

>>74922342
Even /ee/ had 60 posts in 50min

>>74922414
Wat

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>>74920677
Another one

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>>74922442
>>74922425
>>74920575
>>74920850
>>74920889
>>74921033
>>74921860
>>74921876

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>3 minutes 0 posts

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woke up after only 3 hours of sleep

why brain

>>74922659
you should drink some water.Will let you fall asleep faster

>>74922729
bad person

>>74920731
>>74921334
ty bbs

i'm done mowing my lawn now, and i JUST FOUND A SPIDER IN MY HAIR AAAAAAAAAAA

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/512060/Stay_Stay_Democratic_Peoples_Republic_of_Korea/

thank you Gaben

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/cum/ lol who else have a dirty mind here? ;)

>>74922887
Dirty mind would probably be the most clean part of you considering that you are swede

>>74922887
please stop POSTING IN MY THREAD

>>74922081
>>74922167
>>74922414
>>74922703
>>74922933
die commie

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>>74922933
oh yes ur right ;)


>>74922942
make me

>>74923007
How about you sucking on my big RED dick?

kim jong-un>trump

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>>74923203

just cuck my general up

>>74923227
i like this form of censoring

>>74923230
nice pu$$y

>>74923230
strictly inferior thread cat

>>74922342
what isn't fair? /brit/ is terrible because of how fast it is, it's basically like browsing /pol/

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>>74923340
you're right bro now that you mention it i actually hate thread activity

>>74923366
your grapes seem sour

>>74923366
a bunch of autists spamming as much shit as they possibly can to the point no one even read each others posts is not a good thing

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2 more work nights left till off week

maybe i won't be lazy this week and talk to a realtor about home buying options

>>74923510
paul?

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choa

>>74923705
buy toast?
just buy bread and toast it yourself

*devours feces*

*links to /cum/ in /brit/

this isn't /brit/

starting to believe porn websites are all controlled by the same group of (((people))) who are filling their pages with high quality interracial videos.

theres so much fucking cuck porn now a days and it all came out of nowhere.

>>74923846
>this sad excuse of a bread doesn't deserve being called bread
yet he eats it

I had sex with an oriental female

>>74923926
So jelly

>>74923911
you're just realizing now that the entirety of the entertainment industry is ran by jews?

>>74923846
the fuck
why

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>>74923911
used to be skeptical of the whole "jews control everything" myself

Bistec Ranchero

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So..

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*feels your feet*

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FUCK GHLORZAWALD QUARKMPH

>>74923888
Not fun enough. Mashups are 'posed to be silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klg57-hqcgE

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>he's STILL not on /bant/

its like you guys dont even want to experience what /int/ should truly be like

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TWO SCOOPS?!?
FUCK GIZENFADL BLOMFKIN

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>>74924055
KMMMRFFFFFFLDDDDDD
FFFMMMMMMPPPFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>74923948
I didn't lick her feet if that's what you want to know.

FOY

i do not like these posts

>odds fap
>evens nofap

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ROBERT J BLOMF

Evens shitty walmart sushi
Odds shitty subway subway

anyone play neverwinter? Is it any good?

>>74924223
wich ones

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>>74923793

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>>74920575
Come on norks, just hurry the fuck up and nuke California already, stop being fags and do it

>>74920575
Just saw a mom and daughter in one of those things

As soon as they got to the cash register the daughter started walking to out the food on the counter then sat back down to ride out.

I was so appalled. FUCKING HICK SCUM. WE NEED FAT CONCENTRATION CAMPS NOW!!

>>74924305
DESIGNATED SHITTING CONES

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I will post this

if I ran a grocery store I would not allow fatties to ride the scooters

they would be for old people only or people with a broken leg or something

any fatty caught riding a store owned one would be banned

>>74924285
the terrible ones

>>74924281
No, its shit. Just like every other vidya from the past two years

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DAVBDHALD TLMOYYUMP

>>74924475
So, all of them

>>74924492
>anonymous source without documentation
wow. really coerces my braincells into an active state

>>74924492
i like how none of the "sources" for this fake story were there and everyone who was there said it was fake, but it's still being pushed by liberal media

it needs to stop and they need to be held accountable

>>74924468
A fat people only pick up area would be needed

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>>74924492

>>74924558
the gentleman on the right has a goofy face

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this is a pretty good reaction face if i do say so myself

>>74924707
what

>>74924480
just want a fucking modern multiplayer rpg experience

going to honestly buy nwn and use the bootleg server finders online to play

>>74924492
>nothing about how Obongo kept leaking intel on Israeli plans to strike Iran
What a fucking surprise

>>74924756
>as seen on game theory
Yeah, that is something mat-shat would make

>>74924896
Ah yes, of course I want my daughter to be involved with a negro who's got HYPE tattooed across his fingers.

>>74924872
Is it bad that i find these funny? Like, the elmo one had me in tears

>>74924971
grim

i almost kind of nearly want to get
LUCK and FATE
tattoo'd across my knuckles.
i think it'd be an intelligent subversion of the "LOVE" and "HATE" tattoo

>>74924872
those are like anti-memes
like dada movement
like when someone emulates a retard by over exaggerating his behaviour to make clear how much of a retard he thinks that retard is

>>74925006
I want to get welcome aboard tattooed on my penor

>trannies arguing about whether misgendering someone should be illegal
>someone suggests the death penalty for repeated offenses
>a lot of people agree with them
When are we going to scourge America of this degeneracy

>>74925111
literally gay

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>>74925255

>>74925255
feminists should be executed

no hint of hypocrisy here, >>74925215

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>>74925306

>>74925327
People who participate in Pride Parades should be gassed

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>>74925359

>>74924971
Post feet

i love how Target is hemorrhaging money for supporting trannies

>>74925419
I saw an american interracial couple like this onwe today

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>>74925497

Question for those of you born in 1997("cusp" of two generations): did you grow up moreso with Millennial shows like "Megas XLR", "Samurai Jack", "Gundam Wing", "Yu Yu Hakusho", "Malcolm in the Middle", "Rocket Power", "The Weekenders", and "Recess"?

Or Gen Z shows like "Phineas and Ferb", "Hannah Montana", "iCarly", "Chowder", "Total Drama Island", "Johnny Test", and "Flapjack'?

>>74925482
Prefer soles

>>74925625
Who is this

Jordan Peterson
>Hey guys, I've got a psychology degree. I can say lots of big words, I also sound like a jew

>>74925693
>degree
he's a PhD, not that you'd know what that means

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>he's a PhD, not that you'd know what that means

>>74925693
>muh father
>muh authoritarianism
>muh never forget the 6 trillion in the communist holocaust

>>74925693
>haha I'm going to disregard someone's opinion because /pol/ likes them
/pol/ tier

Glad I never openly supported Trump
I'm sad that he's probably gonna get impeached but I feel good about my decision to only talk about him in a joking manner
I just wanted a re-industrialized America free of Jews

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>

>>74924572
>media
>held accountable bottom jej

Haven't taken a decent shit since sunday
What the fuck is wrong
I eat plenty of fiber

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>someone saw the fingerbox meme and made it a reality

>>74926045
Terrible quality. They will never match the craftmanship of an english made fingerbox either.

>>74926036
last shit i took was awful. the poo wasn't very solid. it was like pooing soggy paper towels

>>74926045
That's how you see it, you're pure and sweet
From my view the world just became so sad and absurd the fingerbox meme became not-ridiculous

How do I find a place to live for a month? There's a 23 day gap between when my current lease ends and the new one begins

>>74926243
don't know

Mexican coke is better than american coke

>>74926312
Cant argue this desu

>>74926312
by coke do you mean sprite or pepsi?

>>74926312
reddit

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>>74926312
>drinking the sugary jew

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just took a poo (large)

I want to go outside so bad but allergies are going to fuck my shit up

>>74926455
> r pepe

leddit out

>>74926372
I mean.. every snack, junkfood, carbonated drinks and candies are better in mexico, even the ones that are not mexican brands

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Dwjjroejwlf Drhtujaizenmf

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redditors are just like you and i

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>>74926517

>>74926045
Fidget cubes are understandable, I even kinda want one myself
Fidget spinners are just normie bait taking autism to the next level
Already I've seen like 3 people with them irl

>>74926528
do you make these? This is some dedication to what I see as a relatively local meme

>>74926243
Stay in a cheap hotel

>>74926625
No, and is it really local? It's 4chan wide and on some niche leddit parts like the MDE subreddit

>>74926648
>$50 (being generous) per night for 23 days
Rip my wallet dood

>>74926625
>relatively local meme
You don't go on /tv/ or /pol/ do you

>>74926694
Buy a cheap car just to sleep in and park near free wifi and water

>>74926587
i still haven't seen one of these in real life

there's actually people carrying them around playing with them in public?

>>74926781
Finger fedoras, yes

>>74926694
sleep in a storage unit. Not that cold out at night anymore, just need a blanky

>>74926243
just pay your current landlord 23 days rent not on a lease

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Why aren't these people being sent to concentration camps, wtf i hate drumpf now

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>>74926808
b-but they already have vapes as finger fedoras...

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Why don't you listen to cum town?

>>74926894
Those are mouth fedoras

>>74926781
All the people I saw with them were either kids or teenagers

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tfw 96% white town

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stop fuckin dying

Never start running
>run
>come back with lungs set aflame
>after a day or two you actually want to go again

>>74927151
demographics for my hometown

The racial makeup of the village was 98.21% White, 0.10% African American, 0.38% Native American, 0.14% Asian, and 0.62% from other races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.41% of the population.

about 3,000 people

my political ideology: social nationalist

Wtf California wants to be gay

Piint at him and laugh >>74927059

>>74927552
meme

>tfw /dead/
before we know it we'll be slow as /dixie/

haha

>>74927754
More like Lame County

>>74927856
more like congay

/alive/

i hate when they fight ._ .

>>74927965
Who?

>>74928022
you :#

>>74927952
wrong

>>74925914
Lots of people can agree with that, its just a shame that despite seeming to be a good businessman he cant fucking keep his mouth shut. Its like hes on reality TV.

>>74928073
I'm not fighting with anyone

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thoughts on this guy?

>>74928123
*fights you*

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Big anime tiddies

You can't see it, but their nipples are touching

So if Trump gets impeached Pence becomes president right? That would be neat

>>74928155
. _.

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>>74928155

>>74928141
He's big

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>>74928293
I don't think liberals realize that

Not that I don't like Mike "homosexual medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

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It's that time of year again

>>74928293
no, impeachment isn't removal from office its just an indictment
if he is convicted he would be removed and Pence would be president

the line of succession goes VP, Speaker of the House, Pro tempore of the Senate, Secretary of State, and so on

>>74928490
she's got the same birks as me :)

>ask mom for netflix password

>its my brothers name

>both of my siblings already have an account set up for them

t-t-thanks

>>74928492
remember when the CNN was telling people how many assassinations it would take to get a leftist president in an encouraging manner

>>74928492
can't take your posts seriously

>>74928293
He won't be. There is no basis to do so. Completely false narratives and fake msm reports are not grounds for impeachment.

*cheats on you and beg for forgiveness*

>>74928653
Fuck you Danmark
*takes the kids and leaves*

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>>74928141
a good man

Everything we have comes from the rich. Without rich people to create jobs we wouldn't even have money!
Thank goodness Pres.Trump is helping america along by protecting the rich!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Chao

why do we have Taiwanese at such high levels of government? How do we know they can trust there people? We sell a lot of weapons to Taiwan. Whats up with that?

If god is real then how come I don't have a gf

>>74928746
Taiwan isn't a real country. It belongs to the People's Republic of China.
*parks fleet between China and Taiwan*
*sells weapons to Taiwan*

Did you guys know that Jeff Bezos was given $600 million by the CIA?

>>74928739
*autistic communist screeching*

>>74928777
god doesn't owe you jack shit

>tfw you btfo someone on the internet
Feels good man

we have a Taiwanese Occupation Government, TOG

death to TOG

>>74928868
Then why do I owe him shit

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>>74928777
he isn't

>>74928963
you dont

be who you want to be

be...yourself

just

like

me

>>74928963
He led you out of the land of Egypt and delivered you from the house of slavery

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Girl from Tinder sent me this. Guess I'm leaving for a bit, buds. /cum/'s gonna have to be a bit more dead than usual/

guys i havent been here in a week what happened to the sopa threads

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>>74929109
you people are destroying humanity

pls stop

decided to grow a beard

>>74929109
When will you be back?

>>74929373
bad decision

>>74929373
What kind of beard will you have?

wish i could grow a beard

>>74929246
what?

>>74929475
just a full on beard

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>>74929560

>>74929373
I can't grow facial hair

>being unable to grow a beard
runt

>>74929635
for the longest time mine was all patchy and looked like shit
can finally grow it out now
someday it'll come in maybe

>tfw low test manlet

breads are for losers anyway

>zero posts in the span of 7 (seofen) minutes

end times

jesus fucking christ

fuck the metric system

fuck /cum/ and fuck vapeman

>/cum/ slows to a crawl when Im not around

REALLY makes me think

>>74930331
Y r u gay lol

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You're still here?

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>>74930392
no

always got to be especially dead on the last few posts huh

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im almost at 23k scrobbles on lastfm

everyone is afraid thread of splitting hahaha

captcha doesnt seem to want to show up today

>>74930611

>>74930611

>>74930611

>>74930611

>>74930611

>>74930593

(cute) more like (a shit)

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>74930638
(you) more like who?

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Hello ladies

>>74930073
>breads
I prefer potatoes too.