is germany a weird kid in europe?

Germany is the intelligent, quiet autistic kid who loves his experiments, and has a few meltdowns every now and then

It's Krankenhaus, you subhuman.

>>74917752
and in japanese it's probably something like 'wagakanitahako' or similar shit

your language sucks. even god hates you. that's why he earthquakes you every now and then

>>74917929
it's hosupitaru
not so far from english desu

>>74917929
I think it's byouin, in Hungarian it's kórház which means sick-house like in German

БOЛHИЦA

>>74917752
Still better than R*mance trash. Anglish when?

>Mfw niggers are calling sick-house "hospital"

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>>74917752
>Krankenhausen
kek also this >>74917794

>>74917752
>House of ill people.
Makes sense to me.

>>74918073
Fuck off jerryfag

How can a beautiful butterfly be a schmeterling?

>>74918483
t. Norman

>>74918543
Ahem *snorts, adjusts glasses* actually most of our French words were introduced by writers abusing inkhorn terms

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>>74918528
>SCHMETERLING
every fucking time

The difference:
first three -> cucked by the romans
last one -> cucked the romans

>>74917752
>Japan
>criticizing other cunt's verbosity de gozaimasu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQnH450hPM

>>74918528
Combining the word for a fatty dairy product with the word for an annoying shit eating insect is beautiful?

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>>74917752
>assault rifle
>fusil d'assaut
>rifle de asalot
>STURMGEWEHR

>tfw germanic
>tfw we call it spital
can i pls join teh germany hate club too?

>>74918790
>ründevintpüssi

>>74918790
>asaruto raihuru
onece again not so far from english

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>>74918790
>rynnäkkökivääri

No, their autism keeps us Southern Euros for going too normie.

>House of ill people

Based germans

>>74918790
Shturmovaya vintovka or avtomaticheskiy karabin.

>>74919033
>hospital
>spital
I only just now realised

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>>74917991
>literally stolen from English
>not so far from English

>>74918790
asalot spamalot

>>74922452
Its szpital in Polish

>>74918618
>French
>Cucked by the romans

Can you enlighten me, Hans ?

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> is germany a weird kid in europe?
For a country where _every_fucking_practical_thing_in_life_ is 3rd-world-tier difficult, Germany's reputation for technology and Ordnung is quite sickening.

Compound nouns being slightly on the lengthy side is irrelevant.

>>74918790

τυφέkιο εφόδου

or similar with russian

>>74921571
>avtomaticheskiy karabin

αυτόματη kαραμπίνα

>>74917752
Compound nouns and kennings are cool, I wish we still had them.

>>74919184
are you fucking retarded?

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>r*ddit image
>people responding

>>74917794
This

>>74919184
yes, because you steal tons of words from English, dipshit

>>74922726
It was probably from either us or the dutch if they use it.

>>74917752
>wow look how long german language is next to latin languages i'm so funny

I could also use füllfederschneiber for pen, it's just cherrypicking and barely related words

>>74918790
in spanish we say both "rifle de asalto" and "fusil de asalto"
i think sturmgewehr means Storm (as in rush) Rifle

>>74917752
French is the least sensical one on that list
>Tee hee hon hon it's le Opeetahl, ze h is silent!!!
Fuck off

>>74926342
awful cringe post

>>74926342
kys

>>74926466
>>74926699
>Asspained latinfags who know I'm right

>>74917929
The meme chart comparing indo-european languages. Japanese isn't even classified in a group.

the anglo normie tiny brain cant process how other countries can possibly use variations of common words

>>74926272
>i think sturmgewehr means Storm (as in rush) Rifle
correct

>>74921571
Carabina automatica

>we're all greeks

>>74917991
いい餌だな!

>>74921571
Why the fuck not just "avtomat" like 99% people call it?

>>74917752
english: Positron emission tomography

german: Positronen-Emissions-Tomographie

spanish: Tomografía por emisión de positrones

russian: Пoзитpoннo-эмиccиoннaя тoмoгpaфия (Pozitronno-jemissionnaja tomografija)

japanese: ポジトロン断層法 (pojitoron *whatever*)

french: Tomographie par émission de positons

polish: Pozytonowa tomografia emisyjna

similarly, "tank" is called roughly the same everywhere, but here it roughly translates to "crawler" (whatever the fuck it was supposed to be)

>>74929918
hey, it's called nearly exactly the same "karabin automatyczny"

>>74917752
>>>/reddit/

>>74917752
HELL SJUKHUS HELL SEGER

>>74917752
ZITTO

>>74918789
This. Anglos have no reason to act superior with that one.

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>>74917752
uuuh

>>74922726
The word is 病院

The other guys is a David

>>74932179
REEEEEEEE
It's sjukehus, not sykehus!

>>74932607
Best colony.

>>74930389
>tfw vocab-wise Polish is closer to Spanish than to Russian
Meds, Wends - best friends