Every country's tourism slogan

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>>74916492
>South Korea
>Tourists have to imagine stuff because there is nothing there

>>74916492
>Explore the Carpathian garden
Or in other words, there's nothing to see outside of Transylvania

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>>74916492
>Denmark
>Happiest place on Earth!
BTFO

>>74916492
meh, the usual witty clever title.

>canada
fits them well. Keep exploring traveler, nothing to see here but leafs!

>>74916492
>reveal your own russia

what did they mean by this?

Please visit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARd-x9Svu0

The Spanish slogan is wrong. It is ''Spain is different''

>>74916492
new zealand thinks its a sort of narcotic

>>74916492
Who decided our slogan? I never voted for this.

>>74916492
"Fuck off, we're full."

>>74916492
>Reveal your own Russia
What did they mean by this?

>>74916643
Well there's also the Danube and its Delta.

"If you want to explore the limitations of human suffering, hop on over to Sudan"

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>>74916857
>Spain has to explain its autism in their touristic slogans

>El Salvador: The 45 Minute Country
???

Can we take a moment to appreciate how cringy and dumb many of those are
>the original cool
>bolivia awaits you!
>much mor
>i feel sLOVEnia
>travel in slovakia - good idea!
>>74916757
>>74917027
It's because when you come to russia you love it, you hate it, and you love-hate it

>>74917773
The Slovenia one doesn't even make sense. Who associates it with love?

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>Jamaica
>Get All Right!

>>74917915
People with Stockholm syndrome

>>74917915
>>74917976
Slovenia is great, what you on people?

>>74917729
Takes you 45 minutes at most to get kidnapped and beheaded

>>74916492
>Syria
Always beautiful
>El Salvador
The 45 minutes country
>Nigiria
Good people great nation

Wew lads thats just plain sad. Not even funny just sad.

>>74916657
we are actually pretty happy about that. so sick of foreigners thinking every little thing we do will bring happiness to them

>>74917773
We are the original cool though.

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>>74918089
You had to be the Lego country with that autismo.

>>74916492
The Australian Logo should end in "There's NOTHING".

>Chile
>All are welcome!
I think this is Sweden's slogan

>>74916492
>japan
>endless discovery
of what?

>>74916492
>sweden has no slogan

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>>74918108
>

>>74917773
>it's all about U

>finland
>"i wish i was in finland"
>this is what a finn says when he is abroad

>A fucking hashtag

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>>74918359
>the music is too loud
>my feet hurt
>i'm hungry
>i wish i was in finland
>>74918089
It's like Finland and education then. Every other day I see something on the internet about how "country x tries Finnish education model" or whatever. And foreigners when I travel interview me about what it's like to go to school in Finland. Pretty sick of it at this point to be honest. I don't think there's some secret sauce to education, we just have low income inequality and a high cultural emphasis on literacy/education. You can't just import values and culture that easily.

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I just found out that New Zealand's one is
>100% pure
Cute!

>>74916492
>The 45 minute country
Who in Salvador thought that slogan was a good idea?

Short slogan > Long Slogan

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>>74918456
i know that feel
every gaijin here can't stop asking about anime

>>74918611
Animu and vidya games are the reason I'm interested in Japan but I don't want to be the stereotypical gaijin so I would probably have to make up some other reason if I visit there.

On the other hand every Japanese person I've ever met has started talking to me about Moomins when they found out I'm from Finland, which is pretty funny to me.

>>74916492
>everything's in english
>except for France
lel

New Zealand has the best one.

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Perú likes

>>74918018
I have no problem with Slovenia, but when I think of nations associated with love, I think of like France.

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>>74918611
I learned the hard way that mentioning anime in a conversation with a japanese person just makes it unnecesarilly awkward for both of us
>konnichiwa
>"oh wow you speak japanese do you study it?"
>i just learned some phrases from anime
>"oh you like anime which ones did you watch?"
>[insert semi entry level stuff]
>"u-uhh sorry haven't watched it"
>"when i was a kid i just watched like doraemon and sazae-san everyone knows those"
>uhhhh i didn't watch them (i mostly watch haremshit)
>"e-ehhh sorry seems like you know a lot about japanese culture that i don't sorry for not being able to teach you anything new"
>don't worry man no prob
>"so what else about japan you like?"
>ummm dunno maybe samurais, ninjas and stuff?
>"o-ohh, sorry i don't know about those sorry i'm really sorry"
>nah man it's ok i'm just a weirdo that likes weird things
>"nonono i mean the problem is me how can i not know my own countries' culture please forgive me"
>ok man just stop apologizing
>"o-oh sorry"

>>74919325
In high school, the choices for language were Spanish or Japanese. I took Spanish, but my friend took Japanese, and he told the Japanese teacher (who was from Japan) that he did it to understand anime and video games better. She just rolled her eyes.

>>74919379
tbf that is the only valid reason for a normal person to learn Japanese

>>74919379
i have watched so much anime that i can speak and understand japanese to a considerable extent. One of the japs was very surprised when he played a random song and as it played i was able to figure out a majority of what it said and what it meant.
But yeah, if i ever dive into seriously learning kanji and shit the biggest reason would be to play untranslated eroges.

>USA
>all within your reach
except for health care of course

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>>74920197
Ouch

>>74916492
>Italy
>Made in Italy
I didn't know our slogan was so based

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>>74916492
>Wales's is a hashtag

Fuck's sake. The UK one is decent though

>Europe
>Much mor

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> Tajikistan: Feel the friendship!

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>>74916492
>PARAGUAY: you have to feel it!
no shit

>>74916492
Chile's is pathetic

>>74916492
>Wales
>#FindYourEpic
CRIIIIIIINGE

>All are welcome
lies

Where the bloody hell are you?