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Kalmar Union edition

Velkomnir: Ísland, Danmörk, Noregur, Svíþjóð og Færeyjar.

Heiðursmeðlimir: Finnland, Eistland og Grænland.

Hver er réttmætur konungur allra Norðulanda?
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>>74914241
makes me horny.
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>dkn ingen retro fv
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>>74914241
fyfan
>>74914886
FYFAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSV7mxNTzlg
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>>74914049
>2017
>doesn't know how to handle vector graphics
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>>74914241
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
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færoyingene er nordens sanne herskere
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>>74922197
STOPP OCH BELÄGG
*hugger ihjäl en val*
vad du försöker säga är
*sliter av huvudet på en fiskmås*
så du försöker säga att
*går in i någons hus utan att knacka först*
att vi Färöingar
*försöker bli självständig från Danmark*
VAR KUNGAR OCH SKIIIIIIIIIT
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>>74914049
/nordic/ þræðir deyja of léttilega, hvernig forðumst við þetta félagar?
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>>74914241
>pikbur
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>tfw never velkominn
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>>74922811
lär dig ett nordiskt tungomål så blir du välkommen
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>>74922811
men du har jo /brit/ min kjære angelsakser
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>>74922896
http://anglistika.upol.cz/vikings2014/

done ;-)
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>>74922533
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>>74922896
Tæller dansk?
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>>74922991
Engelska har mer gemensamt med Franska
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is it easy for nordics to understand each others languages?
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>>74923197
Norwegian - Super easy. like a dialect of Swedish
Danish - Hard. Same words but pronounced differently, have to concentrate to understand anything
Faroese and Icelandic - Only understanda few words when spoken, easy to understand written form
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>>74923197
swedish is ok
danish is harder
faroese to a certain degree
iceland is pretty fuckin hard
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>>74923165
wrong

english has french loan words, yes, but the core of it comes from ænglisc and old norse
our sentence structure and grammar evolved almost identical to scandinavian languages; why do you think our sentences look the same but in different languages?
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>>74923425
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>>74923451
yes, loan words
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>>74923451
>han tror at mengden av låneord avgjor om et språk er germansk, latin, slavisk, etc.
pek på svensken, pek på svensken og le
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>honorary nordic

Now this is something I am ok with.
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>>74923513
Suomi!
Win against Kanada today!
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>>74923490
>>74923491
engelska är för fan inte ett nordiskt tungomål, ge er nu
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>>74923491
Engelska är västgermanskt.
Att hävda att det är nordiskt är som att säga att nederländska är ett nordsikt språk.
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>>74923748
english technically has more in common with north germanic languages than west germanic

again, it's down to the fact that our sentence structure evolved from old norse

try reading >>74922991
it's an actual study on the language and it's origins
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>>74923893
INGEN BRYR SIG

gå tillbaka till /brit/ där du hör hemma
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>>74923981
but you care, obviously
you just spent the last half an hour talking about it :-)
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>English is a Germanic language
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>>74923625
Nah, they ain't worth our time. Got to save energy for that USA game.
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>Nordic and North Germanic are not the same thing
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>>74924262
>English is north Germanic
turbofedora.jpg.exe.webm.waw
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>>74924220
Finland will demolish USA.
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>>74924064
ikke vær trist, nigel, vi kjeder oss bare
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>>74924423
hvordan ble irland en del av norden
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>>74923893
dra åt helvete, inavlad öbo
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>>74924565
De är islands kusiner.
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>>74924565
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>>74924708
>dfn norge 2 ganger hadde sjansen til å bli konger over hele irland
hold meg
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Hello
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>>74924936
Moi
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Snús og kaffi.
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>>74924970
Hej
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>>74924983
>tfw still waiting for my snus leave danmark
is danmark known to have shit postal service or summit?
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>>74924993
hyvää iltaa
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>>74925058
Tala ett civliserat språk din jävla anglo.
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>>74925189
stop being mean please
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>>74925058
Försäljningen av snus är förbjudet i Europeiska unionen, tullen ska gripa din paket
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>>74925058
Tað er ólógligt í bretlandi, mær vitandi. Tollarnir hava sikkurt tikið tað.
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>>74925283
illegal to sell, not illegal to buy
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fakta: færoyinger er verdens mektigste rase
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Hvor er Åland?

Jeg ser postene hans aldri nå
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>>74925443
Åland is basically just an island for fenoswedes to grow potatoes on. Rest of Finland supports them but they are still arrogant cunts.
At least the rest of rantahurris do something.
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>>74925443
banned
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>>74925631
Hän kysyi missä anon Ahvenanmaalla on jossain
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>>74925376
spelar ingen roll, tullen ska fortfarande gripa din paket om de märker att det innehåller snus
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>>74925767
I know. Doesn't change the facts.
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>>74925818
then that would be illegal of customs m8

apparently my order hasn't been shipped yet anyway
also is offroad a decent brand of snus?
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>>74926052
yes, good for mouth cancer
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>>74926052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbf-KmFeUc
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>>74926052
General is the best snus
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Vit hittust í veitslulagi

á lívsins alfaraveg,

Norðmaður og Íslendingur,

frá Atlantsoyggjunum eg.
Vit vóru jú allir frændir

av heimsgitnu norronu rót,

ið síðan við svik varð trælkað

og traðkað undir Danafót.
Teir drukku Noregs og Íslands

skál, tí at trældomið fall,

og frælsissólin hon lýsti

um Heklu og Dovrafjall.
Men eg mátti skamfullur tiga,

bert bíta saman tenn,

tí hvar var frælsið í Foroyum ?

Vit vóru bert trælir enn.
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>>74926685
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>jeg er ikke fra Færoyene
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Where the fuck are the Danes?
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>>74927449
Out doing normie stuff as usual. They're the least autistic out of all the Nordic countries
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>>74927400
t. Ola-Jógvan Nordmann
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>>74927449
smoking weed and fantasizing about their own mother or fat girls.
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>>74927662
incest is wincest favä
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Hndsyfn6M
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deyður tráður
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>>74932750
nei þú
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk__h4oMmB4

vad i helvete Danmark?
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>>74927449
Dead, I hope.
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torstig?
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>>74933707
det sista jag skulle dricka om jag var törstig är guinness
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>>74933707
rusl
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denmark > the rest
t. expert
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>>74933769
fireball meðni?
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>>74933821
nej
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>>74933777
Guinness > Kilkenny > Foroya Bjór Gull >>> Boli
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>>74933936
Kaldi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Guinness > Kilkenny > Foroya Bjór Gull >>> Boli
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>>74933936
>>74933991
Vad tycker ni om svenska öl?
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>>74934090
aldrig smagt svensk ol favæ, men jeg er vild med svensk pære-cider.
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>>74934090
Aldrei aéð sænskan bjór
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Glad syttende mai!
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>>74937946
>Grönlands flagga förstör symmetrin
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Ya'll manlets and INFERIOR
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>>74938064
i'm 170cm
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>>74938064
165cm master race x---D well, at least im blonde and have blue eyes. Unlike you, you shitskin muzzie.
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>>74938064
2 meters, Blue eyes, Karelian-Swedish ancestry, Lushious golden hair.

Nigger, i am the masterrace.
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Please supply with memes about the kalmar union and/or involving multiple nords.
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>>74924708
>Norden will never blob across Europe again
Tur att Paradox låter mig leva i 2d världen
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>>74938494
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>>74938064

Gå og bli oversvomt et annet sted, Bram.
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>>74938494
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>>74938064
Oh look its the pocket country
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aja, songartíð. góða nátt
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Godmorgon mina kära bröder!
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>>74940940
Du vet vilken dag det är idag va? Kom ihåg att gratta Norge
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Vad hade ni eller ska har för frukost?
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>>74938478
>Karelian-Swedish
>Swedish
Pilalla
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>>74941655
Okej.
>>74942438
Havregryn och kaffe, du då?
>>74942444
Han kanske menar att han har halva släkten från karelen och andra sverige.
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>>74942438
pizzarester
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>>74942438
Din mammas fitta
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>>74924423
Svenska och Danska är båda östnordiska språk, Norska och Isländska är västnordiska.
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>>74942659
Tänk om hans mamma är död då?
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:^)
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>>74942616
Öl och pizza, jobbar nattskifte.
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>>74942659
Du måste komma förbi min pappa först
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>>74942845
Nej, jag är inte homofaggot som du
>>74942784
Du ljuger, svenska talande allihuppande
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>>74942616
That's enough to ruin him.
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Jag kunde vinna slåss mot minst två-tre av ni jävlar
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>>74942928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur4i9eotsiY
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>>74938571
Para eller något annat svenskt företag borde göra ett riktigt svenskt spel. Spela som svenska karaktärer, med svenska röstskådisar och svensktextad UI. Ett historiskt spel eller ett framtida spel om Sverige i tiden.
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>>74942905
Fennomanerna var rollspelande Svenskar.
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>>74943057
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>>74923451
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/11/121127094111.htm

It's more than just words.
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>>74943057
No they weren't.
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Förstår danskar ens varandra?
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>>74947109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
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>>74944077
Jorrå serru.
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>>74947348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gTAmzDlOc
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Hvat sker?
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>>74953002
Vi håller på att dö
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Vi lever gubbar!
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spiser en rugbrodsmad med baconleverpostej og drikker en varm kop te
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17. mai
er jo noe
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>>74959268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96-0WvRAqI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q60J6dIqaQo
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tilfredsstillende liv
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Hví halda norðmenn ikki ólavsöku?
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>>74964904
Olsok
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https://vimeo.com/217664931

gay shit
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>>74964904
Mig langar að fara ólavsvöku
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Þú ríður mér,
rauðum hesti í eyðimörk,
við klárum eyðilögð.
Ég reyni að finna ekkert,
verðum ekki á sama stað.
Ég finn mig aldrei þar.

Þú lætur oft
eins og að ég sé fáviti,
ég held að þú hatir mig.
Þú bara sérð ekki
alveg sömu liti og ég,
þeir fljóta yfir mér.

Við verðum lyfjaðar klámstjörnur
með peninga í augunum
að dansa á hræjunum,
á hræjunum.

Þykjustu ástfangnar klámstjörnur
með hvítt undir nefinu,
að horfa á heimsveldið
á heimsveldið okkar.

Við erum klámstjörnur,
sérð okkur í myndunum
sem þú horfir á ein
með sjálfri þér.

Myndirðu mig ef ég segði þér
hvað ég er fucked up?
Oh, stundum tek ég meðalið í nefið mitt,
pínu Nezeril,
einstefnugata beint í klofið þitt.

Við verðum lyfjaðar klámstjörnur
með peninga í augunum,
að dansa á hræjunum ,
á hræjunum.
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>Forseti Íslands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsaRE96dHvY
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Mig langar að lemja sea shepard meðlimi í smettið
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>People with Surnames instead of Patronyms
>Letting foreign customs naming customs cuck you out of your own
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>>74971324
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_common_surnames_in_Europe#Faroe_Islands
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>They do it in a pathetic attempt to hold onto the past so that they can continue to identify with their bloody legacy of whaling," said Captain Paul Watson. "It is a blood sport to them and a way of indulging in the sadistic pleasure of killing whales and thumbing their noses at other nations. Killing whales is the pursuit of little people with small minds with a lust to destroy creatures more intelligent and more beautiful than themselves."
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>>74971571
>They do it in a pathetic attempt to hold onto the past so that they can continue to identify with their bloody legacy of whaling
>It is a blood sport to them and a way of indulging in the sadistic pleasure of killing whales and thumbing their noses at other nations.

True. We only do it because they want us to stop.
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>>74971324
Men etternamnet mitt er eit Patronym, etternamnet kjem berre ikkje av far min, men av far min sin tip tip tip eit eller anna. Likar og at mellom namnet mitt (mor mi sitt etternamn) har både æ og o i seg så eg får rare krussedullar på pakkar frå utlandet.

>>74971571
Kvalkjott e jo jævligt godt då.
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varför är miss helsinki en svarting?
vart gick allt så fel?
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Deyður tráður
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>>74972324
NO
BULLYING
ALLOWED
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ein dagur til föroyar blíva homo
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>>74972324
>varför är miss helsinki en svarting
Swedish cultural influence
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>du blev fodt som mand
>du vandt livslotteriet
>du behover ikke blive gravid
>du er fysisk stærk
>du er overrepræsenteret i felter hvor man tjener mange penge
>ingen slutshaming for at onanere eller have sex
>du er ikke mere tilbojelig til at leve i fattigdom

Foles godt mand

>dfn du har så ondt af kvinder at du er offerfeminist
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>>74980804
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>>74980804
häng dig
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>>74981066
>Svecoshit vermin posting under a Finnish flag
Disgusting.
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>>74981359
ta de lugnt nu, kang
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>>74981467
Why do you insist on clinging on to a language most sensible Finns gave up ages ago?
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>>74981538
Att tala flera språk är aldrig en dålig sak
t. äidinkielenään suomea puhuva
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har ni apsoppa i norge/island/danmark/färöarna?
varför/varför inte?
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vem /Kronan original/ här?
>dkn Grov var slut på netto
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>>74983081
Hvat er apusúpan?
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FINLAND ÄR NI REDO FÖR HOCKEY!
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>Faroese musical project with Norwegian lyrics.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xluLCf4oN0
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>>74984235
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>>74984123
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>>74971324
Family names are objectively superior. Patronymic surnames are a thing of the past.
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>>74986046
Danofil
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>>74986201
Ikke nodvendigvis. Der findes mange færoske familienavne.
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>>74986241
Patronymic names are also faroese.
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>>74981603
You're obviously a Fennoswede, most native Finnish speakers won't try to uphold their Swedish proficiency after high school / uni because it is a microlanguage nobody speaks outside of Sweden (save for our petty meme minority), and therefore they gradually forget it.
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>>74981066
???
Hvorfor?
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>>74986898
Fordi du er en hanrej
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>>74985093
DELET THIS
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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