/brit/

anime

>>74914021
netflix killed tpb

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' '

why is it so hard to convince a female to let you put your willy in her

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We are all addicted to something

love willies. hate fannies. NOT gay just dont like em simple as. Love pints

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*sips whiskey*

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>>74914029
not possible

>>74914050
i watched the pilot and it was shit anyway

Daily reminder that women are subhuman.

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DHL are messing me about
where's my post ???

netflix, steam and spotify are proof consumers won't pirate if you provide a convenient service

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I'm a breast man but I rate arses

>>74914066
Is this just you with makeup and a wig

>>74914069
Reminder ur wrong

would have an aesthetic willy were it not for the ol' 'mosis

>>74914029
no, but not because of insecurity but i just don't like thinking hard and want an airhead gf who doesn't make me think hard

would have an aesthetic willy were it not for the ol' 'cision

>>74914078
netflix is anything but convenient if i want to watch tv shows added a year after they aired

>>74914078
maybe I'd consider netflix if they implemented offline streaming

>>74914086
It's a pic of a dream

>>74914097
i wouldn't
my bends to the right at 50 degree angle

>>74914097
just 'cised already you little bender

don't want to hear another word about abnormie cock

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Who /loyalist/ here?

going to do an ol' 'cide

>>74914139
Upa RA

everything is a social construct so open the borders and give all your money away

>>74914077
doxxed

>>74914134
no
and i'm not a bender

I wanna parachute some heroin and fuck with the stars

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>>74914146
TAIG

>>74914068
the pilot isn't hugely representetive of the show. when they pitched the pilot to the Canaian network they wanted the show aired on, the network basically said we want the show, but you need to tone down the drugs and guns a bit, and don't kidnap and kill peoples dogs, make it a little more light hearted. so that's what they did for the first season. which is golden.

i still liked the pilot though but it's not really like the rest of the show

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>>74914119
you can watch offline you just have to download them first

>>74914130
mine's like a banana from deathgrip wanking with 1 hand every day for my entire life.

just won an online game of DotA 2 ama

>>74914170
*bombs your pub*

>>74914059

im not

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Anyone have those "going Irish" porn captions? The ones where it degrades proper Englishman for "going Irish" by being seduced by a Taig. Would appreciate it lads.

>>74914176
on second thoughts, i would rather support TPB because the government have censored their website.

Who else here /straightandinclined/ willy? Goes at a massive angle upwards when I'm hard desu

Thought I would give alcohol-free beer a try

Never again lads. It's fucking disgusting

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What happens if I step outside?

>>74914212
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little frog thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” pepe, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning

need some bent twat to poz my neghole

>>74914082
pogba?

>>74914226

you're talking about beer in general right mate ahahah

>>74914167
>not mainlining

what are you doing with your life

>>74914225
pics x

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>>74914248

>>74914240
my pic
post royalties

>>74914240
GAS THE WAR RACE KIKES NOW

>>74914237
start doing heroin

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This thing was around 100000 years ago. And there's still doubt as to whether Bigfoot's about? Of course it fucking is. Ridiculous

is there places on the internet where you can go to anonymously sext

>>74914261
good beer is actually good mate stop drinking fosters and carling

watching ancient aliens

>>74914310
fucking hell mate put commas in your large numbers

>>74914319
Snapchat, Kik?

'cide and cide' tonight

>>74914319
i do it on brit all the time you should try it

>>74914310
the difference is 100000 years agao and now

>>74914310
>This thing was around 100000 years ago.
don't believe you. none of the other homos were that tall

>>74914324
there's no such thing as aliens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHZz1AzlTU

blasting summer choons

>>74914357
haha! tell that to all the bloody illegals! haha!

>>74914310
this is a movie prop

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>>74914337
just need an e cig

Pogba? Don't rate him.

Business idea: hire a professional to tell me why I'm so unattractive

>beer
>rhymes with queer

don't know how people can justify buying games at release. i can barely talk myself into paying for them when they're already 50%+ off with DLC

>>74914391
>BBC engineer who loved his job
don't know why they needed to put that in there

>>74914351
Yeah but massive areas of forest are unexplored. In 1997 a 6ft tall chimp species was found in democratic republic of the Congo. Why is this any less likely

>>74914391
>girlfriend
Fucking normie cunts don't even know they're born.

>>74914399
I'll do it for a tenner. send me a pic la'

>>74914391
>Loves his job

Yes, clearly he must have.

got called a white cunt at centrelink today lads

would you date a girl that was much smarter than you?>>

>>74914516
doesn't exist

got called a creamy looking cunt in Mr Patel's shop

>>74914516
Yes. Provided she found me very good looking.

>>74914534
>intelligent girl
>finding you good looking
choose ONE and only one

got twatted outside matalan

Love my job love e cigs love suicide hate life. Not depressed just don't like it simple as

>>74914399
post a selfie x

*gets-*
*burps*
*gets schwifty*

no fap is mostly a meme but i've found if i don't wank for 2-3 days before a time when i might get laid i have a stronger erection and can go multiple times whereas if i wank on the day it's harder to get it up, wondering if its psychological

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>>74914566

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494923455297.webm

If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Posters rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these memes will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of rorke, shamer of nonces. Let them say I lived in the time of 190kg.

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ethiopian gf wanted x

>>74914590
>get laid
FOY

>>74914572
Got called a kufar at the kebab house

got told to 'stick that into your pipe and smoke it' in vapelord

rude as fuck

>>74914598
screaming

>>74914598
terrible

i would be awful at trying to get a girl pregnant
can barely produce a decent amount of cum once a week

>>74914609
Ugly

>>74914633
keep it down

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>>74914516
impossible
>>74914534
wouldnt be very smart then would she wahey

>>74914653
post good looking ones

>Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?

Wanna die in battle lads

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don't like it. needs gotten rid of

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thots on vapourwave

>>74914438
But that beast lived in asia, you would have to look near orangutangs fir something like it.
It is dead now though

>>74914633
>>74914634
newfags

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>>74914516
yeah
although i only ever met one who might be able to make that claim

>>74914696
need you out of business 'sunshine'

wish yanks would get called out more on calling ticks "checks"

>>74914694
aren't you a little old to be joining the infantry

>>74914516
already done it
>tfw I only had 2 A*s at a-level and she had 4

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>>74914692
Good looking people look the same globally just shaded differently

>>74914694
>flag: ethiopia

>>74914697
>cola
prefer (saint) pepsi myself

girls vaginas are overrated

>>74914795
certified LAD

>>74914803
t. bumboy

>>74914778
she doesn't look that special at all

i want that unique ethiopian look i'm after more than just skin colour

lads that alcohol free beer is a fucking placebo i feel slightly tipsy

>>74914059
*adds on where i'm shacked to a reification of /brit/*

>>74914813
not even

coloured women aren't attractive

Need /brit/ to move at the exact speed i read it but all the posts should be over high quality

Get on it

>>74914834
*sets the closet on fire with you still inside*

#illridewithyou

white people are the real people of color

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>>74914810

>>74914866
>closet
FOY

>>74914869
Thanks.

why is the thread moving so slow?

people don't exist

>>74914842
Hi can you please not refer to black people as 'coloured'.
Thanks mate :)

https://www.change.org/p/jk-rowling-have-jk-rowling-stay-at-a-refugee-camp-for-7-days-no-bodyguards-to-show-they-re-peaceful

Tranny sat next to me, had a golden opportunity to speak to them but couldn't think of anything to say

Also, went into Primark and couldn't find any womens tops I liked
Same on Amazon

>>74914895
ok
stained people aren't attractive

>>74914866
bumholes are for pooing and nothing else

the notion that i would want to put my penis inside one is disgusting

>>74914902
Kek

>>74914883
I'm watching the thread and not posting. Every post I make gets 3-4 replies so threads go a lot faster when I'm active.

it's here.

do not reply to it.

Had a disciplinary at work

Apparently it's the type of thing you can get fired over

if you were really clever wouldn't you have figured out a way to make lots of money and get a cute girlfriend?

How the fuck is Ribena running into so many trannies? I've never seen on in my life. England is a fucking disgusting shit heap and should be glassed at the soonest possible moment

>>74914940
what did you do?

>>74914915
not girls ones, they don't poo

they're for licking and putting your willy in

@929
bet your posts are shit

>>74914942
making money is luck based

Suck my dick you gay bastards

>>74914902
>such as Moria
hmmmmmm

the jock is here
don't reply to it

have both 190kg and moni filtered now

tripfags OUT
flagfriends IN

>>74914950
cunt yank sack of shit told you not to reply to it

>>74914961
nah bro the free market rewards those who try hardest and have the best bone structure and skull shape

It's the UK's most controversial talk show. An internet sensation. Raw emotion.explosive results. Life changing moments. All at 9:25. Unmistakable TV -- the Jeremy Kyle Show.

>>74914942
right because maths professors are stinking rich and shag top models all the time

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493423487386.webm

why are there so many rapists in indie music??

http://www.nme.com/news/music/cabbage-respond-to-claims-of-sexual-harassment-against-fan-at-kasabian-gig-2055546

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/pwr-bttm-sexual-assault-claims-record-label-dropped-tour-cancelled-band-statement-a7736216.html

>>74914968
but i like sucking dick???
feel like this is a trap

>>74914948
There's only 1 currently where I work
Used to be another 1, possibly 2
See a few in public, rarely

>>74914950
Hung up on some bitch
Work in a call centre

My second complaint but my managers think I'm great

Have Canada filtered

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>>74914984
alri you utter shrub

*disciplines you*

Mental illnesses aren't real illnesses, they are bullshit unscientific designations for culturally undesirable behaviours

>>74914993
>indie music
think you might need to look up what that is

>>74914961
>>74914991
surely you could figure out a way of making lots of money and impressing girls using your superior intellect using your big brains?

>>74915010
the 17 voices in my head mostly agree with you, 2 against and a few abstentions

>>74915010
Hello 15 hours ago

So can someone give me advice on

#1 how to talk to the tranny
#2 a top to buy

Anyone read a song of Ice and fire??

>>74914993
They've handled this so fucking poorly. They should just straight up deny the accusations.

>>74915044

Kill yourself instead

>>74915053
Can't read music mate sorry

Why does everyone here work in a call centre?

>>74915000
alberta sounds cool

back from my run
far too humid

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

>>74915044
try here
>>>/lgbt/8289912

>>74915027
quite often, that's what happens

however being intelligent works in a variety of way for intelligent people, unlike stupidity which is relatively uniform

I need other people to see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LQl3yO3kbs

>>74915044
buy it online then you don't have to face the humiliation of going to the till and buying it or seeing the look on womens faces as you have a look on the shelves

do a coffee round and ask her how she has it

>>74915068
we're all pakis

how do they know if you hung up on someone?

>>74915044
1) told you he doesn't need your pity, has more mates than you and would ignore you when you had the same break time. Just forget about him, he clearly doesn't want to get to know you.
2) not a clue

daily reminder that you'll be working for me one day

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last uni exam ever tomorrow lads

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

do you like kasabian?

>>74915117
*heems you*

>>74915044
why would anyone here know or care?go to lgbt or r9k

>>74915117
*heems you to the afterlife (not the nightclub)*

>>74915117
*kills you in one clean punch*

>>74915068
Because this general is normie central

I'm the exception to the rule, just as I'm the one paki in one million

>>74915099
Thanks but I can't find a top I like
Also coffee runs aren't a thing here

>>74915133
yeah, they're p good

shoot the runner is my favourite

>one in twenty people in the uk is muslim
wtf?

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>>74915117

>>74915133
prefer not to say

>>74915143
actually i'm unironically a paki and you're an embarrassment

>>74915157
Roaring
Posh cunts BTFO

>>74915165
glad you're doing the gimmick correctly now

>>74914324
ive met one of the guys in that show, my dad is friends with him

It's a literally everyone replies to the mentally ill 'tranny' that craves replies episode.

might tune in to /brit/ again later. but not likely

>>74915133
>fuckbabian

>>74915027
not focusing my brain mass on such a thing

>>74915025
both of these band are indie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hah4_gj-Bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_tBWLmr1s

>>74915184
this

also why are there so many literal pakis on right now. starting to feel like I'm the only english lad about.

>>74915184
don't care

tories are going to lose out over the railways even though it would be a terrible idea to nationalise just now

>tfw to smart to have a gf or money

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>>74914827

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>Ozzy children are huffing jet fuel
Ah yes, very impressive

>>74915211
Bigot.

>>74915211
Pakis are English

>>74915194
kasabian are signed to fucking sony

and by definition, 'indie' encompasses a shitload of music, so of course there is going to be a greater amount of most things than there are in non-indie music (e.g. rapists)

>>74915174
HAHA lds this guy is a literal paki. bet he lives in london and attends a mosque. bet he doesn't eat bacon. bet someone in his family has at some time or another copulated with a goat. bet his house smells like curry and BO.

>>74915211
>pakis
We prefer to be called desis

>>74915143
well if you can't find a top that you like in primark maybe try other shops? not difficult, there are literally hundreds of places online you could look on

that sucks, doesn't sound like a chill office without coffee runs

>>74915235
not a bigot, just hate pakis

>>74915243
paki mate, is that you?

>>74915227
>Ozzy
foy

>>74915211
>english
fuck off sax*n

>>74915251
spot on
not religious though

>>74915089
well clearly the people who have figured out a way of making lots of money and finding love are more intelligent than the "intelligent" people who are poor losers

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>>74915184
i noticed the discussion in the early hours of the morning was going quite well
coincidentally, the tripfags were also not present

i wouldn't expect it to get better though since we're approaching work-finishing hours

>>74915152
thanks, i'll check it out

>>74915279
Excellent post a chara

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>too ugly to be a chad in my youth
>too lazy to be a sugar daddy in my old age

> 1 in 3 Londonites own a prayer mat
wtf?

>>74915292
>not religious though
good lad

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STOP TALKING BEFORE I'VE HAD MY COFFEEE!!!!

>>74915246
it was cabbage the support band for kasabian who are signed to an indie label who sexually assaulted the fan, if you'd clicked on the link you'd realise that you mook

nearly went down to reception to say my electric wasn't working
then I realised you had to put the key in

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OH NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8i9zN5_xQ
return of the silenced singer soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9wECjfiRg

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hold on one moment whilst I slip my stimulant

>>74915348
oh, bloody hell
*has a word with myself*

>>74915292
i unironically dont care about any kind of immigrant who's not a muslim. apart from gypos, they can also get fucked.

400 milligrams of caffeine up the shitter

>>74915298
not really, that's just because you're gutter pleb who has no understanding of what makes a great man. read nietzsche and kierkegaard then spout that drivel again.

that said, it's very difficult for a genuinely very smart man to be a poor loser

>>74915375
How are you supposed to tell how full the mug is if it's opaque

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Didn't eat my porridge a few days a go cba to take it down stairs out of my room lads :////

>>74915348
I DUNNO WHAT THEY TOLD YOU BUT I'M NOT A MOOK

>>74915326
why is this surprising to you?

>>74915405
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded

500mg of 'cetamol straight up the exhaust pipe

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> 10 Reasons Why You Should Try A Coffee Enema - mindbodygreen

>>74915406
eat it now

where do i go to find out about nintendo emulators

>>74915366
>he's still playing guitar
creasing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4H3OVukjng

might put my half price sloppy giuseppe in the oven

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> 5 Simple Steps To Heal Your Third Eye Chakra - Chakras

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>>74915313

>>74915456
Internet

>>74915395
i own books by both of those writers you idiot, i think if you call utter failures in life as intelligent then you have the bar too low, truly intelligent people should be able to succeed socially and financially as well as in the other things typically associated with intelligence, especially in a rich western country

>>74915467
might put my sloppy giuseppe in your mum

>>74915366
"with a completely rational head, i think they're playing games with me"

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>>74915466
he's doing it anyway the absolute madman

>>74915497
jokes on you shes dead

>>74915467
just as well it was half price. they're still a rip off at that price desu. unironically more expensive than waitrose own brand which is for literal billionaires, and is also much higher quality

if you hear voices asking you to hurt yourself are you necessarily schizopherenic or does it just mean my depression has got bad?????

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@TimmyUK

They don't want you to play the electrified guitar.

>>74915539
doesnt matter. just ignore them.

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Explain this, /brit/.

>>74915552
thanks mate

>>74915539
Doesn't matter because it's all in your head.

>>74915557
cold out

>>74915557
Irish weather.

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reminder tim keeps practising his loud irritating electric guitar long into the night keeping his neighbours up

what a prick

https://youtu.be/we4FuxAFGFc

Hope Tim gets over his stomach bug soon.

can you buy chilli sauce that isn't spicy? love the flavour but hate the spiciness

>>74915557
he squeezed his hand quite tight and the blood spread out of that area?

>>74915584
>>74915590
Nice try, Rajah.

>>74915489
calm down sweaty

>i own books by both of those writers you idiot
if you have read them, you should understand that there is more to intelligence and greatness than women and money. look at leading scientists and mathematicians: many of them are neither wealthy nor socially successful but their ideas are worth infinitely more than the life of a good looking mong that won the lottery.

>truly intelligent people should be able to succeed socially and financially as well as in the other things typically associated with intelligence, especially in a rich western country
most of them probably could become somewhat wealthy. however sometimes you are only good in certain specific ways that don't translate well into becoming a billionaire sex magnet.

>>74915557
He's a lizard.

>>74915606
it's called sweet chilli sauce. which is just chilli sauce with fucking loads of sugar

>>74915601
>gif
fuck off

>>74915606
lmao what kind of runt thinks chilli sauce is spicy

>>74915634
dont like sweet chilli either

>>74915601
mentally ill people are so selfish

>>74915651
looks like you're shit out of luck then

>>74915644
this runt

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrOhfTvp0DQ

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>I mention that 16 May 2017 got a message on my phone asking me not to sing or play guitar & piano at all today ... the day before I'm being forced into an Oxford Health meeting ... what the hell is going on ... she's called Cheryl and lives in the house next door

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This turns on brits.

in

>>74915701
I wonder how his neighbour feels about him talking shit about her and posting her phone number online.

>>74915696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x04BGtS6dKw

in here lads

>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049

cheryl posts on /brit/

>>74915631
you realise you can read books and disagree with what the writer is saying? i do agree that there are other achievements in life and there are lots of people who are good looking and born wealthy that are not intelligent but have a high quality of life

that said, i think to be truly intelligent you should be able to work out a way to have a decent amount of money and to find (not many) but one woman who loves you, otherwise you are obviously failing in your life in some way

i also sincerely doubt most of the jobless losers on here who think they are really intelligent are going to achieve "greatness" in the sense you are suggesting either

>>74915761
My name is Cheryl but I'm not the one that lives next door to Tim.

men are objectively better looking than women. men rely entirely on facial genetics but women utilise lots of make-up.

>>74915771
Fuck off. Tesla was a virgin. He was intelligent as fuck you little mong
Like me

*chews your thigh*

>>74915795
alri benderlad haha

>>74915788
please be my girlfriend

;0)

>>74915771
>i think to be truly intelligent you should be able to work out a way to have a decent amount of money and to find (not many) but one woman who loves you, otherwise you are obviously failing in your life in some way
this is sheer idiocy. I can't believe you write this drivel and then accuse others of being idiots.

never reply to me again you vile stupid slug

>>74915822
sincerely doubt somebody as successful as him would have had trouble finding a wife if he really wanted one, more likely that he was asexual, which i would say is the only valid excuse

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>>74915788
cheryl i take you on a date, mlady?

diamond dozen

>>74915919
yaaasss kween

>i'm really clever
>but can't work out a way to better myself financially
>or to win over a girl
sure you're just soooo intelligent

74915919
not reading that

>>74915951
grigori perelman

>>74915919
>girl bye
Guaranteed southerner.

>>74915919
shan't a single muthafukin word ma nigga

what should i wank to

>>74915788
*licks paw* O hai!! *nozzles u*

>>74916000
fuck off dickhead

>>74915919
>sentence 1: don't be mean to other girls about their looks
>sentence 3: you can't look this good if you tried
also, what the fuck is a cut crease

where's the new?

>>74915951
Yep that's common. Plenty of spastics can get gfs, it's not an intellectual activity

>>74915831
>>74915931
sorry, not into coloured lads x
>>74916012
Hello there *flutters eyelashes*

>>74915971
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7530771/Russian-maths-genius-may-turn-down-1m-prize.html

could easily be a millionaire if he wanted to, obviously has different priorities, different to somebody who isn't able to make money but wants to have a better quality of life, sure somebody that famous could find a wife if they wanted to as well, difference between choosing to not have these things and being too much of a loser to get them

>>74916000
Bailey Brooke

>>74916029
'dora

redpill me on hot bovril

Walk in the bathroom.
See this, what do?
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1494657980265.webm

New

>>74916080
>>74916080
>>74916080
>>74916080

Got called a rorke in Greggs.

>>74915606
eat more chili sauce and get used to it

>>74916075
Best consumed at halftime on a cold tuesday night in december when your local football team are 2-0 down.

>>74916081
go to the new thread an I dont open the link

>>74916029
sure you need to do other things but you aren't really intelligent if you are failing at life in these aspects, the most intelligent people succeed professionally or academically and also have a high quality of life and are loved

particularly those who have not actually achieved anything but consider themselves intelligent anyway