/brit/

Big black cock

Anime

good thread

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anime

>>74912501
is shit.

oh my god, my mum finally said it
>what's with the dramatic weight loss?
8 months and there it is

then I said;
>10 stone since september
>so what do you weight now?
>11
>get out, you did NOT weigh 11 stone. I've seen 11 stone people on TV

at least she's talking to me now

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10 hours

>>74912330
is someone from portugal white? is ross barkley (1 black grandparent) white? idiot

>those chaddish good looks still creeping through

What a tease. We men live such a runtish existence

>>74912472

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>>74912513

just got off the bus, now roller skating down Amersham hill.

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Boss is out of town so I shan't even bother going back to work after my lunch break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ&feature=youtu.be

screeching
poor elon

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is pakicore effay?

trevor something is better than the entire british music industry put together

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>>74912532
Felix!

Goinge to ftart havinge my poftf a'writtin in ye elizabethan englishe

>>74912533
when his wife was in inception i wasn't sure if she was supposed to be a playing alien or what . her eyes were that far apart.

Brendan Fraser is literally me: The human.

>>74912578
my favourite is "summer love"

Ah yes LilyMarie is on. I will watch her.

>>74912519
>is someone from portugal white?
yes, fucking obviously. You're a spastic if you think otherwise? are they black? are they arabic?
>ross barkley
he's mixed race, as you literally said

>>74912533
guess there's one thing he can't buy...
love hahaha

>>74912596
alri brendan

>>74912599
excellent post

This was nine years ago. I still think about it sometimes while trying to fall asleep.
I was in college, quickly printing something in the computer lab after class before my mother came to pick me up. I saw a classmate and waved. We’d shared a couple of classes and had lunch together a few times, so I knew a bit about her: she was a little older, super type A about school, returning for a nursing degree after years of intensive physical therapy after a bad accident.
She waved me over and asked if I could help her add a chart to her finished research paper. More than happy to help, I grabbed the mouse, opened a new document, and showed her how to do it, then closed the new document. The familiar “Do you want to save changes?” prompt appeared, but I declined.
Microsoft Word closed altogether. I instantly started to sweat profusely, both fearing and KNOWING that the worst had happened: I hadn’t opened a new document. I had added a new page to the existing document, and closed her entire finished research paper, without saving. My stomach completely dropped out. Part of me wanted to get defensive -- how could this careful, neurotic person write a 5-page, cited, and proofread paper without saving once???
But I couldn’t bring myself to get defensive once she started to cry. I apologized and apologized but I don’t even think she heard me as she sat there crying hopelessly, then slamming her backpack and books into place as she realized she would have to start all over again.
I could hear my mom honking outside, so I couldn’t do anything except apologize feebly one last time before slinking out of the lab. I looked back and saw her sobbing into her hands while someone walked over to try to comfort her. I wished I were dead.

>>74912607
>mixed race
at what point does someone become white and not mixed race

might go see the new alien movie

thoughts?

>>74912637
wait until the 3rd one comes out. we won't know if it makes any sense until then

>>74912596
T. EXTRATERRESTRIAL (couldn't be bothered to turn off caps and spell out again)

>>74912533
Good lord

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>>74912663
umm alien makes perfect sense

there's aliens and they kill people

real simple

>>74912629
jesus

>>74912607
what about greeks? turks? what is "white"? someone from scandinavia looks very different to an italian. why arent they separate?

>>74912631
i suppose you would have to come up with some sort of genetic/ancestry criteria. Perhaps you could say that if 7/8 of your great grandparents are of one ethnic group, you can be considered to be entirely of that ethnic group
i'm not saying there aren't people on the edges of groups, im saying that the existence of these people doesn't mean that the entire group doesn't exist and is some meaningless label.

just ate a whole box of barbeque shapes and now my mouth's on fire

>>74912697
LOOK AT THIS DICKHEAD HE aACTUALY READ the POST

>>74912696
reddit tier post

>>74912533
is he on the spectrum?

managed to swindle the train inspector again
transpennie express btfo

>>74912696
yeah covenant does that well. still to connect it to the originals

Lads theres someone in the flats opposite me who coughs and hacks like a fucking madman

Its disgusting. Its like they have a kilo of phlegm, mucus and shit stuck in their throats and need to publicly make it as loud as possible. It sounds fucking alien too, its disgusting

What the fuck is it? Ive been told it could be some south asian thing where they clear their throats without a care about anyone else

evil takes all sides

>>74912698
>greeks
yes, they are hellenic people from europe
>turks
Turks are semitic people from south of the Mediterranean, so no

poo willy arse bum wank

love the amount of r9k trolling on /adv/ and how high effort it is

>>74912714
its a very sad post but i liked it, even if its copied from reddit

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Tiocfaidh ár lá you goddamn huns.
Up the ra.
Undefeated army.

Brits out!!!!
The colonial era is over

>>74912727
how?

>>74912760
but the average greek has more in common genetically with a turk than someone from scandinavia

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Order

popped to cheryls for a quick brew.

>>74912723
literally everyone that goes into STEM is

>>74912785
that's only because the turks are so interbred with the native population of the area

>>74912768
Would claim your finn boipucci in the name of the ra

>>74912761
*critically evaluates your post*
a momentous achievement in gimmickry, a 5 star production

>>74912787
2, 1, 4, 3

order corn

>>74912787
1,2,4

>>74912791
*muffled off-key piano playing through the wall*

>>74912801
not really mate. they've always been closer to turks than scandis. your argument is fucksville

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would you eat this fast food?

>>74912806
>3 last

Racist

actually lads some people have 1 black parent and 1 white parent so therefore black people and white people don't exist

>>74912703
the whole idea of having criteria, which can't even be agreed upon, proves how vague a concept it is. in any case, whites aren't an ethnic group.
>>74912760
>Turks are semitic people from south of the Mediterranean
they're central asian actually, plus massive greek admixture

Asian minorities? Leave it out, Sikhs specifically don't interbreed. There's a clan amongst the Sikhs called the Jats and they are descended from (Indo-) Scythians whereby they've had this tradition for thousands of years whereby you're not allowed to marry anyone with the same surname as your mother (maiden) and father and not allowed to marry anyone as the same surname as your grandmother (on mother's and father's side) or marry someone from the same village.
Why? Cos' it's seen as incest. They still practiced polyandry (sharing a wife amongst brothers) which was fucked in my eyes but I guess there's worse things than that. Norsemen used to run a train on a woman just after she was widowed...unreal.
Hinduism is the same, is specifically stated you can't marry someone from the same lineage. They have a sacred text which specifically says: "The girl who is not from mother’s clan of six generations and who is not of father’s gotra (clan) is suitable for marriage".
They knew, thousands of years back, that incest was a wrong'un thing to do. The belief was that it deteroriated the blood, like water and water mixing just created water and no new quality was added to it. Of course, they still had to marry in the same caste but those are the only restrictions in Sikh and Hindu marriages.

>>74912787
3, 1, 2, 4

*dings bell*
*you dont move out of the way*

ah yes 'cide time

>>74912787
1, 2, 3, 4
that was easy

>>74912859
liiiiaaayyyv it owwwwwww

why haven't they invented a toothpaste that doesn't ruin the taste of everything else

Asian minorities? Leave it out, Sikhs specifically don't interbreed. There's a clan amongst the Sikhs called the Jats and they are descended from (Indo-) Scythians whereby they've had this tradition for thousands of years whereby you're not allowed to marry anyone with the same surname as your mother (maiden) and father and not allowed to marry anyone as the same surname as your grandmother (on mother's and father's side) or marry someone from the same village.
Why? Cos' it's seen as incest. They still practiced polyandry (sharing a wife amongst brothers) which was fucked in my eyes but I guess there's worse things than that. Norsemen used to run a train on a woman just after she was widowed...unreal.
Hinduism is the same, is specifically stated you can't marry someone from the same lineage. They have a sacred text which specifically *burp* says: "The girl who is not from mother’s clan of six generations and who is not of father’s gotra (clan) is suitable for marriage".
They knew, thousands of years back, that incest was a wrong'un thing to do. The belief was that it deteroriated the blood, like water and water mixing just created water and no new quality was added to it. Of course, they still had to marry in the same caste but those are the only restrictions in Sikh and Hindu marriages, Morty.

>>74912861
Patrician's choice

>>74912861
>3
are you sick in the head

>>74912854
>in any case, whites aren't an ethnic group
Do you think "black" is an ethnic group?

>>74912859
>Norsemen used to run a train on a woman
umm trains didnt exist until late 1800s sweetie

>>74912882
because you're not supposed to eat after brushing your teeth for 30 minutes anyway you specimen

would you rather be smart but lazy or dumb but assertive?

>>74912902
No.

imagine having a fucking prozzie for a sister

>>74912909
but sometimes you have to eat

government should stop pakis from shagging their cousins

>>74912892
>Indo-) Scythians
aren't scythians ukranian? or was i memed

>>74912882
*drinks some orange juice*

>>74912902
black isn't a valid ethnic group either. sub saharans v different from some of the others.
t.enlightened

tootsies are a bit cold lads x

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>>74912910
neither, I'd be assertive and lazy

>>74912925
eat after the 30 mins when the flavour has gone then you melt

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>>74912910
>tfw average intelligence and lazy

>>74912919
wouldnt be my sister then lol

>>74912882
Don't eat owt, have a drink of orange juice instead.

gf just confronted me about the skidmarks on the dogs face

>>74912919
don't need to aha :)

>>74912716
fuck off fartbreath

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>>74912930

>>74912910
I'm already the first

>>74912838
>mate

I'm not your mate

Elvis Presley was black.

>>74912913
>>74912930
well then you're just engaging in pedantry. Pretending to not understand concepts and ideas that are generally accepted unless they are autistically explained to you. Cba

THE MADMAN'S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4H3OVukjng&feature=youtu.be&a

>>74912960
Is this true?

>>74912960
hol up a second

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>>74912960
we can pick out people of all backgrounds saying dumb things

>>74912938
*puts some socks on you, makes eye contact and looks away shily*

Smart and assertive here

Aristotle was black.

>>74912990
Amelia Bassano was white

>>74912941
can't wait 30 minutes when im hypoglycemic

>>74912938
I'll give them a rub for you x

>>74912952
what did the dog say?

>>74912985
You're the one that doesn't understand it sweetie......

going to see a man about a dog
more like a woman about a pussy haha

>>74913001
varg is partially correct though

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>>74912960

Mozart was black.

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never had a gf
never will have a gf

>>74913024
no, you're being fucking stupid
"ummm whiteness is a social construct it doesn't exist i can't see the difference between an italian and a Somalian :^)"
you're retarded

schizophrenic and sweaty here

>>74913046
Legit

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looking forward to the iPeng 8

>>74912960
Thank you Amelia, another brave woman lost to time.
We should also remember Tsumugi Kotobuki, the woman who wrote all of Mozart's piano concertos

Fuck, just remembered I have a Mini cornetto in the freezer from Hungry Jacks today.

I'm black

amy schumer is alright looking ngl

>cheryl and her boyfriend save up and buy a nice flat on amersham hill
>council moves a nutter in next door
Feel sorry for her lads. Might have been her dream home.

Johannes Gutenberg was black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2v1FB99jU
not fair
why can fat women get bfs

thought amy schumer was just some trailer trash midwestern yank but it turns out she's jewish too lol

>>74913063
>whiteness is a social construct
correct
> i can't see the difference between an italian and a Somalian
incorrect

>>74913075
council didn't move him there, he chose it himself

>>74913063
Ah yes, ignoring everything everyone said to you and calling them retards, very impressive.

Galileo was black.

>>74913074
found her so uniquely ugly in trainwreck that i couldn't even watch it anymore
this was before reddit hated her too

>>74913089
>black man

they'll shag anything

>>74913104
>>74913109
as I said lads, cant be arsed to argue with pedants who are jamming their fingers in their ears. Think what you want, don't care

>>74913074
*face retorts in horror*

>>74913106
Council are paying for it though. Should have moved him to Jaywick or something.

Oliver Cromwell was black.

>>74912985
no, you dont understand. I'm saying that a briton and an italian are as different from each other ethnically as an italian and african
"white" just isnt a useful term

>>74913132
no they're not are they?

tim's rich

Cesare Borgia was black.
Lorenzo d'Medici was black.
Niccolo Macchiavelli was black.

dude my vagina lmao

had an arab doctor who had blue eyes, was pale and had ginger hair

>>74913160
My ancestors...

100 years ago the irish weren't white

>>74913023
a ring ding ding dinganingading

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>>74913132
bollocks

>>74913174
might not've been arab

women are subhuman

>>74913128
I guess you're just not mentally equipped enough to understand these very basic concepts, I suppose they're too """"""SJW""""""y in your mind so you sub consciously throw out your brain like teddy out of your pram.

William the Conqueror was black.
Pope Urban II was black.
Giovanni Caboto was black.

Caesare Borgia was an African american woman named makembe ubuntu

Greater London is black.

a briton breeding with a spaniard is as "interracial" as a briton breeding with a north african.

>>74913196
They're actually precisely the opposite

>>74913177
*face writhes in disgust*

>>74913179

section the bastard

Caterina Sforza was black.
Louis XIV was black.
Otto von Bismarck was black.

>>74913139
genetics isn't all i'm talking about when referring to being white, culture is also important (hence why modern turks aren't considered white but greeks are). This is also why European is a better term than white, but there is a definite "collective" which can be referred to
>>74913197
>I suppose they're too """"""SJW""""""y in your mind
never once mentioned politics though did i mate? odd that you're trying to steer it in this direction. Maybe call me a nazi or something?

john terry did nothing wrong

>>74913179
Benefits have gone too far.

love how rorkes cant engage this idea intellectually and so instead post strawmen.

>>74912787
3 [POWER GAP], 1, 2, 4

hitler was black

>Stray dogs were filmed eating a dead baby outside the hospital

Ah, yes. India global superpower 2020

William Henry Harrison was black.
Gustavus Adolphus was black.
Rasputin was black.

>>74913239
that's from his own earnings

>>74913232
and culture is literally a social construct. well done arsehole you've argued yourself into a corner.

>>74913239
he had money from his previous, non-schizoid life.

l ron hubbard was a black man

his real name was l ron hoyabimbe

the so called 'gf'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1ga8yuM50

>>74913232
I'm not the one that's been strawmanning throughout the discussion sweetie.....

>>74913252
no no no, a man that evil was definintely white

Ivan the Terrible was black.
Joseph Stalin was black.
Hugh Capet was black.

>>74913206
>ubuntu
violently screeching

populism is the new punk rock

apparently the ransomware thing was Chinese

>>74913232
>culture is also important (hence why modern turks aren't considered white but greeks are)
so essentially christianity then. do you consider albanians, bosnians, chechens and any other european converts to islam as white?

proposal: catfish tim

Benjamin Franklin was black.
Nicola Tesla was black.
Guglielmo Marconi was black.

punk rock is the new punk scissors

>>74913277
you were saying white is a useless label? It may be a "social construct" that dates back millenia, but it is definitely not something that Americans "invented"
>>74913287
you type like a cunt and i want you to be in pain

Just started a new game of Fallout New Vegas lads. Think I'll throw my lot in with the NCR.

hate vox pops

>>74913373
kuk

>>74913338
>so essentially christianity then
yes basically historically christian indo-europeans is a concise way of putting it. In this sense "whiteness" as a concept dates back more than a thousand years and is not an invention of america.

refugees IN

>>74913373
nah go with Yes Man

scissors are the new knives

rap is the worst music

>>74913286
>eronyon
what did she mean by this?

yanks IN
irish IN
canadians IN
poms OUT

what does putting your willy in a the fanny of a pretty girl feel like

Might move out when I'm 30

>>74913391
>In this sense "whiteness" as a concept dates back more than a thousand years
is it? i'm pretty sure it only became a thing with the dawn of the atlantic slave trade in the 1600s. certainly most people didn't identify as white until perhaps the 1800s in britain.

>>74913420
fuck off breeder

>>74913409
EXCELLENT post

>>74913337
or the CIA was trying to frame the chinks

>>74913420
>putting your willy in a the fanny
grea-
>a pretty girl feel like
oh

armoured skeptic is LITERALLY r*ddit: the youtuber

>>74913440
'E?

>screeching
>howling
>screaming

no you aren't you utter cretins, bet you aren't even so much as exhaling outwards through your nose at a marginally increased force than usual. bet you aren't even engaging a single muscle either side of your mouth in any sense that could even be confused as the mere beginning of a smile. so shut up and fuck off with your "i am literally eleven years old tier levels of exaggeration"

>>74913448
>being elitist about pricks on youtube
'dit

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the gf

aussies IN
leafs IN
saffers IN
namibians IN
botswanans IN
yanks OUT
poms OUT
kiwis IN


/brit/ is a commonwealth general

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>>74913427
iktf

>>74913097
(((Schumer)))
That wasn't big enough hint for you?

>>74913409
*feels uncertain*

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-dies-caffeine-overdose-after-10431118?ICID=FB_mirror_main

wut

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Opinions on overtaking a bunch of girls who block the sidewalk?

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rate the new bumper sticker lads

>>74913445
yes i imagine the accomplishment of not settling adds to the feeling

>>74913467
far too much makeup
also looks ugly under it all

>>74913460
't?

doing a read
https://msu.edu/course/ams/285/allen1.pdf

>>74913475
hello nigger

>>74913474
sounds german

>>74913430
referring to my earlier post, "european" would be a better term. Whiteness in the sense of a collective of christian indo-europeans. The original argument made was that people only began to label themselves as that group in american colonialism, which i disagree with. I think the concept probably dates back to the first crusades

>>74913467
would

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Knocking out anyone who quotes me ever again

>>74913505
>white race
no such thing!

might get a job when i turn 30

>>74913502
'e a 'g 'y

>>74913467
she actually go to work looking like that?
grim

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Just got a new truck lads. rate

Knocking out anyone who quotes me ever again

just thought how mad it was that nuclear waste needs to be buried for hundreds of thousands of years then i realised that we literally dig up nuclear fuel that was buried for hundreds of thousands of years so i guess its not that bad

>>74913539
'r 'u

Didn't know tim was that rich, going to hold a knife to him and make him put in his pin at the cashpoint

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>>74913574

whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

prove me wrong and i'll leave this thread forever

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>Knocking out anyone who quotes me ever again

>>74913574
*cocks your clock off*

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>cashpoint

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>>74913603

>>74913600
Just keep watching his videos and he'll give it away. Someone already posted his sortcode and account number.

>>74913608
I'm 6'6 and you're 5'8 at a push

>>74912787
1423

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFUD6xTHzbE&feature=youtu.be&t=734
howling
the state of slav cunt hunters

would love to knock down some random aussie

>>74913533
Come on then fritz, wouldn't be the first time you tried

>>74913587
you think we just found some plutonium in the ground?

>>74912516
pics lad if you're still here

just forgot that there's more threads in /int/ than /brit/

>>74913655
Backed yourself into a corner here mate, I'd advise you stop while you can

>In a world of fake news and alternative facts, what hope is there for the 15 million people in the UK who do not know enough to vote?


What the fuck is this new 'fake news' shit? I use the internet 24/7 and I have never seen 'fake news' or 'alternative facts'

Why did this coincidentally appear around Trump's campaign?

Ah hate whin teachers lea a "?" whin thay marc yer wirk. Lik' pal a dinnae ken whit's gaun oan either

>>74913677
don't care

>>74913509
The Crusades were defined in religious and political terms, not racial conflict. I would recommend reading Theodore Allen's work on colonial America and how whites developed.

>>74913645
*knocks your block off*

>>74913692
how about I smack the shit out of you?

>>74913686
>What the fuck is this new 'fake news' shit?
google is your friend

>>74913655
nah, tbf I hadn't thought about plutonium but we're not creating excess mass by bombarding uranium to make plutonium. The uranium was dug up hundreds of meters below ground, which is where we will be storing the waste (like the DGR in canada)

*puts your block back on*

*builds on top of your block*

singing sinking dying diving loving leaving pulling pushing falling feeling swimming swinging singing sinking dying diving falling feeling swimming swinging loving leaving pulling pushing singing sinking dying diving in the cold heat of the pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUG1YEUuGw

>>74913686
>I have never seen 'fake news'
that's exactly what someone who gets fooled by fake news would say

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Do I look good in this Estonia photo?

>>74913693
what's the book called? will give it a look x

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>rorkes claiming xtianity

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never had a girl interested in me

>>74913715
i'm going to fuck a yank lass and force her to denounce all tiny yank cocks on video

preferably your lass

unironically wanked my dick raw to that sjw laci green vid the aussie put up.

>>74913737
excellent choon, for some reason russians really like it

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still use the trusty ipod touch

>>74913761
i did but knocked them all back. now i'm a kissless virgin . feels alpha

hows it hangin fellas

>>74913761
Wonder if tims children ever visit him. He hasn't even mentioned them to my knowledge.

take the piss

>>74913780
i use a piece of shit from 2012

it takes me 5 minutes to open maps

>>74913788
does he actually have kids or is this just /brit/ make-believe?

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>>74913788
Tim has children?

>>74913745
he's written loads
The Invention of the White Race is probably his best though

>>74913800
Sure I've seen a few lads on here mention he's divorced and has children from the marriage.

>>74913800
fantasy

theory: tim's a teddy nonce

>>74913782
alpha as in alpha development phase

>>74913831
pure speculation with no proofs

>>74913799
that's from 2010, don't use it for anything but choons
>>74913800
>>74913801
yeah he's not allowed to see them after the whole noncery charge thing

Often manage to have a good chat with girls online, but they disappear as soon as I ask them out no matter what I invite them to.

>>74913843
fake news

>>74913773
im rubbing my willy to her as well haha

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>>74913843
I don't believe you.

>>74913856
they can pretend you are good looking online

>>74913737
Girl in that video has nice breasts

>>74913773
linky?

>>74913737
only watching it because of this comment>>74913879

>>74913773
>>74913864
where

>>74913901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1ga8yuM50

>>74913856
Online dating doesn't work you have to be infront of them so you can scare them into doing what you say by being bigger than them.

Thats how you get girls

>>74913683
why?
>>74913718
yeah uranium is taken from the ground, from solidified rock or very deep compacted soil. but it's hardly nuclear waste on terms of how volatile it is. if you opened a container where loads of nuclear waste was buried from a generation of people, a very large area would suffer extreme radiation poisoning. the real dangers come when it is made into plutonium, making it, handling it, and then disposing of it

would love to wank over the aussies prossie sister
need her profile posted

gOING TO BED NOW
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

would love to wank off the aussies

>>74913943
unblock me

demand (You) royalties for bringing that laci green video to this thread's attention

>>74913918
i hate the way yanks say tube

would love to be wanked off

going2bed4nz

>>74913958
which one

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>>74913943

make a new

>>74913943
hows it foi-

going to bed with nz

>>74913956
unclog my drain you big brain wainscot asdf

>>74913987
i would but someone will just beat me to it and i'll feel bad for failing at something else yet again

>>74913943
*tucks you in*
*kisses your forehead*
*turns on the nightlight*
sleep tight sweetie

where the fuck is the new

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real aussie hours

>>74913995
-ng

>>74914021
>>74914021

>>74914012
Right here
*unzips knob*
heh what now punk

would you date a girl that was much smarter than you?

>>74914026
don't use this

>>74914029
Only if she looked good and haz a tight poon

Would need evidence of her superior intelligence. Otherwise she is just a wannabe

>>74913842
True but I believe it.

Also it doesn't count if I only say she is intelligent so I can keep my job.

That's just me trying to keep my job.

Minus points if I have to do that and she is butt ass ugly