/brit/

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/balt/

what does being in love feel like?

If a man wants to enjoy the delights of refined concentrated opium product intravenously in the comfort of his own drug den and go into an epic 4 hour psychoactive roller coaster, why should the government get involved?

Heroine is natural. You just reduce morphine from an opium flower that grows naturally in the badlands of Afghanistan.

am planning to heem thailad the moment he enters the thread

Just racked up my first line of the day
*hoovers the lot in one foul swoop*
OOOOOOOOSH
*punches a hole in the wall*

>>74906452
haven't read a canadian post in months and I won't be reading this one either

*spits on you*

Hello

*kicks the runt cage*

>>74906452
Wish there was a way you could safely and non-addictively do H and other 'piates

>>74906439
well truth be told it feel like-B

it feels li-B-B-B

it fee-B-B-B-B-B-BURGABOY

*bass drops*

>>74906452

>Heroine

get BACK into your cage you fucking runt how did you even get out jesus christ JEEVES, JEEVES ANOTHER ONE ESCAPED
*picks you up by the scruff of the neck and slams you back into your wire mesh box*
now you just sit there and lay me some eggs you little runt or there'll be trouble, BIG TROUBLE.
*rattles the bars a bit and you let out a pitiful squeal*
heheheh

Jeeves? Jeeves. Hose them all down, will you? Good man. I'll be having the game pie for lunch today, thank you.

>>74906419
jesus poland has really shot up recently

that's almost first world, literally

*squeals as my house is violently rocked and my commemorative plates fall off the walls*

got olive oil on my lips lads

*puckers up*

>>74900021

Lmao

>>74906046
colonizing australia was a mistake

imagine being a rorke and nmoving to a brown slant eye country for easy minge

imagine being such a monumental runt

imagine how dissapointed his family are

Anime encouraged ITT

>>74906523
No where east of Berlin can ever be first world. Only half of Berlin is even first world.

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my teacher unironically looks like the guy in red

who /phoneposting from work/ here?

>>74906546
Don't give a fuck you poltard

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>>74906523

>>74906570
Phone posting from the shitter

>>74906577
*heems*

>>74906550
a really good mistake

having slavery was a mistake. look at your country now because you let them stay.

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>>74906585

Only problem with amphetamine is that it makes my hands shake ever so slightly

Makes delicate lab work a bit difficult.

I'd combine it with a benzo to smooth things out but that's just delving deeper into the rabbit hole than safe, I feel.

>>74906583
would rather be on the shitter than at work desu

though they are both shitty!!! lol

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alri thailad

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too hot la

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>>74906620
alri

>>74906618
Hahah stupid wageslave
*flicks your ear really hard and your eyes start watering from the pain*
Back to work, wagey! Haha

>>74906623
*gets aroused*

what are your opinions on overcast weather?

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>74906623
>too hot

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>>74906634

Just seen a peng ting in a hijab in tight trousers

>>74906570

phoneposting from the couch while watching a bizarre docu show about some old guys living inna woods

Poos and wees makes chocolate cheese

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/b-r/b/...,,,,b/rit/

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Thailad.

*slips my willy inside the German's sleeping gf*

>>74906570
Yeah
Literally have sweet fuck all to do today

once a drunk lad showed me his cock on the street
thought i'd be shocked but little did he know i liked it very much

>>74906590
my country is pretty great 2bh

the US is easily the most diverse nation on the planet and americans are less racist than europeans

the nonce enabling aussie is the worst poster here
bet it's phimo the filthy cunt

>The UK is just under 1% of the world's population but has 20% of the world's CCTV cameras

what the fuck

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>>74906663

>moths in me spaghetti

https://twitter.com/LibDems/status/864407416116523008
thoughts?>

>>74906620
>>74906623
>>74906634
>>74906643
>>74906660
>>74906663
stupid frogposters

>cocks in me bum

>>74906670

but racism is a good thing

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wish I didn't have to work

wish I was at home being comfy

hate work

hate my job

(love pints)

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>>74906679

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*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss*

THAILAD *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss*

Really do need a cute Aussie women to take my virginity. I'll be 26 next month for christ sake

>>74906711
FOG

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>>74906709
I need to stop this now because I have shit to do.

>>74906686
Honestly I fucking hate frogs. So much. Fuck frogs. I hate frogs. I'm going to post my top three favourite methods of torturing frogs.

>3 force them to smoke

They're stupid as fuck. Put a cigarette in their mouth and they'll inhale until their lungs burst.

>2 use them as tennis ball

My family has an old tennis court that is slowly being reclaimed by nature. Nonetheless it still looks okay when you trim the grass and pull the foilage from the edges. My friend and I would spend a couple of hours collecting a bucket full of frogs, and then play tennis with them. Most would die after the first serve but sometimes we managed to do a rally before they died

>1 Vikings funeral

What's really fun is spending a couple of hours fletching arrows from wood. Then collect frogs, and nail them to a wooden plank. Then, you let them down a subtle stream and dip your arrow tip in a fire and shoot at the frog with a DIY bow.

what should i make for breakfast?

Bf won't make me food lads, how should I punish him?

>moths in me bum
Haha, haven't sex in years.

Just phoned up the local boozer to pre order 3 pints of carling for tonight
landlord said he'd pour them now and put them in the fridge

>>74906726
was actually just enjoying your qt asian pictures
enjoy thailad xo

>>74906736
have sex with me

>>74906736
put your willy inside his bum

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dreaming of the future welsh gf

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>Ants in my pants

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who was in the wrong?

ants in my pasta lads

>>74906739
>booking ahead

good lad

>>74906753
R u a cutie patootie?

Lads it's fucking tense whether the bus is going to arrive in time for maccies breakfast

You are now aware the longest piece of literature ever written is a Super Smash Bros fan fiction. 3.5 million pages, 209 chapters.

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I often look round my in the city I was born and realise I'm the only white guy literally visible. It happened today and I took a photo.


These people quite clearly don't want to go integrate and the indigenous population have long since left from many whole areas of London.

>>74906700
Tfw at work not even doing anything

Its like prison

>>74906781
I was already WELL aware of this fact

>>74906781
I've seen that TIL on reddit plenty of times honey

>>74906787
reddit filename
and there's a white woman right there sweetie x

Playing some Kingdom Hearts 2 lads.
How about that Roxas fight at the start of The World That Never Was, eh?

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2CIiES_xxk

>>74906787

damn. that looks like Lahore. Come home white man!

rorkesheed...

>in expensive if forigen country
>met a qt girl who wants to get together every day
>also have to work every day for really irregular hours and usually in the morning as well as evening so I always feel worn out

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493235168053.webm

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>>74906646
best combo desu

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>here comes the swedecunt
tell us how foreigners are so great again lad

>>74906825
Just tell her no you melt

>>74906781
Just emailed the author the following: not a word

>>74906825
Just tell her no you melt

>>74906825
vietnam is expensive? wut

>>74906837
Me in the front seat.

>>74906825
>travel to exotic land
>talk about getting girls and shit
>gf'ing the first girl you talk to

wew.

just tell her no you melt

been tapering myself off SSRIs for about a week and I can already feel my sex drive coming back, it's fucking great

SSRIs are just a way for the elite to take mentally subnormal people like me out of the gene pool by disabling their reproductive urges

I WILL NOT BE SO EASILY DEFEATED

>>74906781
Didn't read a single word

>>74906917
Opiates are the patrician choice. Im 100 % functional on em just feel at ease.

>>74906895
Exotic*
>>74906914
She's not my gf we've just gone out a few times, and I've been out with other girls
My issue is more with having to do work, I'd rather just not do that instead

my torso smells of body odour and my lower half smells of piss and spunk and my sweaty bollocks

would love to do weed and more with a lad......

I had ONE cigarette two days ago and my fucking lungs feel like they're dying. How the fuck is this shit legal?

It must turn your fucking lungs into charcoal, and the throat into a chimney.

Quick someone call me based

Damn it. Can't remember all of my dream to enter into my dream diary. All that I remember was there was a hot girl who wanted to do drugs with me in a train. FUCK

>>74906739
>>74906729
>>74906765
>>74906779
>>74906779
>>74906779
>>74906880
>>74906967
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good posts

>>74906994
No

oh FUCK OFF

>>74906994
cunt

get britain out of Ireland

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>>74906996
WTF I love josie now

>>74907019
Funny. You're saying that in a British language.

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IAOUSOAPJSIASNNAOSDBihjbaoyhbfds cgoewbbdaihusg hajslhbo8y WSAJKLD B8&^Y76Y79 5FO68!)&t%67T17YHPN:lm<sz?<>zpo iu098U8792 -82U9123021UY375T30 GBASBYUGABSDKNBAUOYGSE CBIAJHS GBD0IJGAS JDN A;'A IKDQ-0=9J 32]\PI=2] U-8W1DYHB-1YI1P2B 0E7YCO87PGBDUOYFICPI 198T9FCV 1RF

doing a poo

or am I?

get yer da off 4chan:
>>74907019

>>74907043
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good post

>>74907043
*pats you on the back*
its okay la, take your time

>>74906912
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494868912075.webm

>>74907067
prefer not to say

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have a problem lads

>tfw no kiwi to tell me my post is good
You're in dangerous territory son. Suggest you don't put one foot inside wakey as long as you live.

what should I have for lunch lads?

oh yeah, nothing because I'm on a diet

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>>74907043

what was the name of that wmaf girl that was the daughter of a millionaire who did the porn video again

imagine actually downloading porn

any girls wanna chat?

cooplands pizza isn't that bad

>Be scots
>have fuck all interesting nor funny to say
>i know ill type it how i would say it
>am hungry goon tae chippae ye bawbag

>people repost this like its incredibly funny
Why o why

Imagine actually watching porn instead of using your imagination to narrate a world where your oneitis is being blacked to masturbate to

>>74907019
*hugs you from behind*
awww, you sure about that hun xx

>>74907101
may li

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>>74907090
fabdfwabefawbe

>>74907103
d a s asdfdaf adfrggfjf

>>74907117
wqqweqr23rsd gd jjkkyukdj

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I was going to take up bjj but then someone told me it's for children. Kev at work then said that a real man would do boxing but that didn't matter because I'd never be one

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>there are people who find it hard to not eat

>>74907103
Why when I could just do it oh wait budymtiss shitty internet strategy a sucks

>>74907078
>kira noir

good taste

>>74907140
screeching

>>74907132
hate your posts so much. fucking autistic twat.

>>74906985
Sissy post

wee woo wee woo

thailad? yeah he's alright

>>74907178
*teleports behind you*
*vice grips your bollocks from behind*
you want to rephrase that, boy?

>>74907132
fuck off being gay for once
it makes me uncomfortable

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hey lads you hear about that italian chef?

he pasta way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jncsqhQXfE0
new sammy hyde vid

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>>74907156
have a lot of her stuff ready to go

been getting into black qts in a big way lately

>>74907231
What was his name?

i think there may be a chance tim is a method actor

>>74907220
no

*you crush my bollocks into dust as I simultaneously reach the greatst climax in the hsitory of man*

*I wipe the cum off your face and smile gently*

*quickly raps my paws around your bum, one per cheek*
*grabs softly and wiggles them around*
wahey!

Scottish humour is almost entirely tonal based. It's not what they say, it's how they say. Basically they look, sound, and act funny. They're like kids cartoons.

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>>74907221
it's not gay if i make you the girl

>>74906419
Is it true British boys love it up the bum? :3

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About to hit the gym lads

This general is fucking shite. I've made numerous excellent posts itt and yet no one has responded to them. I'm creating content for you wankers and not even being paid for it. If this was real life you'd be done for fucking theft. Meanwhile all sorts of asinine and, frankly childish posts get tons of attention. I'm done with this bollocks. Your pathetic little general is going to crash and burn. The quality is fucked without me propping it up.

>>74907303
ye

>>74907292
lad I'd heem you 6ft under if you approached me from behind

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ireland out of ulster, free the occupied 3 counties

>74907313
Not a word

state your name cuz

>>74907265
>reddit spacing your post so it doesn't look like your responding to yourself

>>74907313
Fuck off we're full

This general is full of malfeasant little slugs. Irl I'd crush you under my boot.

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>>74907303
ye

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>>74907354
>thinking anyone except 190kg cares that much about /brit/

>>74907374
>wearing boots
You going to hit me with your handbag to? Fuck off numpty.

>>74907374
i could heem you with pure instinct

>>74907341
and you too for good measure you reprobate

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day of the cagecucks is coming

pooing by the time you've read this

>>74907388
you wont say that when my jackboots crush your skull

need a dancing gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqj8EL0i_X0

>>74907419
She looks English desu

>>74907341
i'd snap you like a twig boy, your irish cuck genes are no match for a stacked anglo-norman superman like myself

>>74906666
I have a lot of shit to do.
I'M NOT DOING ANY OF IT

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Nice out on the river
Would like to go swimming if it wasn't so polluted probably

Why the fuck are tampon adverts allowed on day time TV? I've never seen something so revolting. To think they talk about "leaking" and "insertion" in front of children. I didn't know the degeneration of society was so far gone

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F

>>74907416
>>74907374
look lads, it's the boot benders!

>>74907450
>implying i'm not an gaelic-anglo superhuman

>>74907440
She's american, Nige

>>74907494
you're a malnourished twat

hop on that boat

>>74907469
good riddance the bloody murderer, hindley next please

>>74907404
hate cyclists. you always seem to forget you are the vulnerable ones when you're being so obnoxious. gave one a swift reminder of how vulnerable he was after he knocked my mirror at some lights, then flipped me the bird while he cycled off after I was on the horn at him.

anyway, saw him at the next set of lights and threw a warm, three day old McDonalds milkshake out the passenger window at him. it was only half full but it literally exploded on his chest. good times

>>74907463
Someone fedora this alt right loser

>>74907498
And she looks English.

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interesting read

>>74907523
good lad, keep up the fight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbHJhWaeZKM

>>74907531
And Daniel Craig looks American.

>>74907511
piss yourself again ulster? You need to stop binging on cider before bed
fucking pong off ye

reminder that the U.S. is the U.K.'s first and most important child.

>>74907580
you dont own that land wh*te bitch
it belongs to the red man

>>74907580
nah no way that's true

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Opinions lads?

>>74907575
first of all I'm not Ulster and second of all I don't have a drinking problem you aggravating yokel

>>74907559
He looks German desu

>>74907598
he sold it to us for beads faggot

>>74907419
>shuffling twats

disgusting

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I love 13 reasons why. Absolute cracker of a series

Watching Grimm

>>74907673
p grim

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>Freebird starts playing

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE

>>74907672
ye not bad desu

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Please give me a (you), they're gonna take my house

>>74907672

It's a piece of fucking YA garbage mate, you have awful taste

last beebs show I graced with my attention was Strange & Norrell

p fine chebs on the leading lady

>>74907694
kill yourself you fucking faggot your not allowed to listen to american music.

I just got banned from /tv/ for saying I'd fuck an actress. What the fuck is wrong with that shitshow.

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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHE'S TAKING EVERYTHING

missed the train so I'm getting the one an hour later
if the ticket inspector talks up then he's getting chinned

>>74907717
But I am a YA anon

>>74907672
who /team bryce/ here?

>>74907736
>>74907707
here!!!

>>74907598
The natives enjoy their reservations and casinos

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>>74907725

>Not watching nootkakino

>>74907717
It has good cinematography, good acting and a comfy vibe. Top kino. Also Qt main actress

did all the aussie shitposters leave /balt/ and come here

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>>74907751
He was just an all around good guy. Stopped bullying, supplied free weed, threw cool parties.

>feel like ive been at work for an eternity.

Only 2 hours down. Six to still go

>>74907801
ive been here for 3 years ya fucking trog

>>74907786
>comfy vibe
ah yes, watching a girl slit her wrists and bleed out, watching her being bullied, raped and then watching her torture the only guy that was nice to her and driving another to shoot himself in the head
you're a sick fuck

Bloody well knocked my iphone off the charger when I was sleeping, going to be a very long day at work lads.

>>74907681
No

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>>74907848
Alri clay. As for Hannah...well...she wanted it

>>74907897
Hes a good man is are jez

writing a low fantasy novel

Love /ourgirl/ desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgthyxE6Do4

>>74907932
write me in dere brah, names enzo

>>74907922
honestly though hannah let herself get fucked
she could have easily screamed for help

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rate the train munch

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>having a dream
>walk into a house opposite my old school
>find the so called ex fucking another man
>promptly heem her and throw her out a window like the hulk
what does this mean????????

>>74907897
is that the labor leader guy?

>mcoys
Kys

>>74907932
my name could be in a low fantasy novel tbdesu

>>74907978
It's some black stoner

>>74907984
danish mong gf lad?

>>74907957
runt fodder

HOLY SHIT
how can can drumpf possibly be saved now

>>74907997
Danish mong ex lad waheyyy

>>74908028
how did it end xx

>>74908036
predictably. just sort of tapered off really.

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>>74907947
>my dad is 100pct irish

#lol bwoy my seh!

kitkat was not in the fridge. I feel bilked.

>>74907984
most irish names would fit a fantasy fairly well tae bae honest

*flexes my logic muscles*

*wanks my little cock*

>>74907957
state of you

>>74908113
or a runt list

>>74907997
how did you guess

>>74908130
*slides a paradox between your ribs and into your heart*

>>74907957
big fan of those chocolate croissant things

>>74908113
fuck off padraig

>>74908152
thats it
*flips over the table*
*rips my shirt off*
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW BRUCE

>>74908161
reddit flags x

>>74908053
ohh shame
how long ago was that
seeing anyone else?

>>74908174
tis true
my surname in irish (its been a*glicised) could easily fit into a fantasy world

>tfw the UK was responsible for one of the two most significant events in human history

>>74908163
*regenerates with the power of occam's razor*
"not..."
*slides on shades nonchalantly*
"... an argument"

>>74908187
*returns table to upright position*
Take it outside, yeah?

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

considering moving to poland

>>74908058
taht pic is making me really horny

>>74908234
literal cancer

>>74908224
*provides numerous counterexamples to occams razor*
*forces you to admit the errors in your logic*
better luck....
*crushes your puny mind with sheer willpower alone*
...next time, kiddo.

>>74908243
Fuck off we're full

>>74908012
>>74908147
nowt wrong with it
>>74908164
They're called pan au chocolat you uncultured nonce

CNN is saying Norks did the cyber attack hahaha.

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>literal cancer

>>74908280
pedantry is very unbecoming.

>>74908280
Where abouts you from mate??

>Got pulled over for riding without a helmet by a cop
>his partner knows my father
>give him 10 bucks
>ride away

Ah yes, africa.

>>74908268
gib pierogis and qts

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>They're called pan au chocolat you uncultured nonce

>>74908194
sort of stopped being any serious thing about mid-February time.
Took "a break" in late February, and I told her I didn't think being together was best for us to get back together.

I'm talking to someone, yeah. Not sure where that's going yet though.

>>74908234
laugh and hoot every time someone uses my own post to denigrate me

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>>74908305
from the engine, why?

anyone watch the expanse? I'm only just started season 2 but its decent so far

>>74908396
>amos still hasn't fucked curly haired belter boy
awful show

might watch a cheeky episode of corrie
you know how we do

>>74908331
BIG fan of this image

made 200 euros overnight haha x

>>74908431
lend us a five m8

do you guys think it's gay to wear a rainbow bracelet? It's just colours...

>>74908431
buy 60 euros worth of cheese

>>74908449
*pretends not to hear you and walks past*

>>74908431
how much is that in real money haha

>>74908469
171 great british pounds

>>74908431
How? ;)

>>74908418
the martians really make me cringe
that chink with the aussie accent is such a bad actress

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>>74908469
about £200

>>74908495
jfl at our lives really.

>>74908490
sucked 200 willies
(invested in DGB, it's going to properly explode in june)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The fucking tranny is talking to that guy I dislike again

wish i had friends. but all i like doing is staying at home

>>74908559
me on the left

my willy is smaller than the cheese crumb yank willy . girls will never respect me.

>>74906419
What's this? GDP per capita?

Fucking wish we were really as rich as Norway or Switzerland, guess it looks nice on a chart/map though

wish I had friends who would stay with me at home

>>74908306
why does Rome keep trying to ban nukes on Civ? I thought they were /superpower/ bros

easily have a sub 2inch willy flaccid when its really cold and i go to the toilet

>>74908596
yeah but it's clearly years out of date

>>74908610
what about hard?

>>74908559
Any more of these?

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fuck germany
reminder to BOYCOTT all german goods

>>74908628
me on the top right submitting to BGC

>>74908567
same

you're all exaggerating by using inches aren't you?

mine is the same except cms

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>>74908624

>>74908675
>>74908675
>>74908675

new

>>74908623
6
content

>>74908610
At least I'm not the only one.
When hard it is somewhat close to average maybe a bit less but I can live with it.
But when soft holy shit I swear it has never got any bigger