/brit/

might make some egg mayo sammies x

The dankest timeline is the one where Ruth Davidson - propelled by meme magic - becomes Tory party leader, wins a landslide General Election victory, and rides into Parliament on a quad bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

A Catholic, a Buddhist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. "Oh, we Catholics have the best spiritual leader. Our Pope, he is the best Pope. He believes that we should help the poor and heal the sick. We have such a good Pope". The Buddist retorts "Well, our Dalai Lama preaches selflessness and non-attachment. This yellow robe on my back? If you were cold, I would give it to you. Our Dalai Lama teaches us to be most selfless". The Muslim joins in "We Muslims? Our Muhammad told us not to kill". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "Unless they be non-believers". "And we must give 2.5% per annum to charity". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "For our fellow Muslims so we may be plentiful and mighty". Now the Catholic and the Buddhist are visibly upset. "And what of the non-Muslim"? The Muslim continues "They must convert or pay the subjugation tax". The Buddhist says to the Muslim "does that not seem oppressive"? The Muslim responds "Only if you are in the lands in which we rule, or the lands in which we reside, or the lands in which we are in the process of conquering". The Catholic and the Buddhist snap back slightly jostled "Ah, so that's how you get so many followers"....

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hmmmmm

Kinda sucks I'll never be able to date a NZ poster irl

Meeting the gf's family for lunch on Saturday...Any tips lads?

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on the train

>>74904643
me outside the train with my phone

>Macron's answer to "who is your favouritr composer"
>a refined, infinetely more cultured Patrick Bateman
>only disgusting beta prole losers can hate this guy

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>win10 update
>these programs must be uninstalled for we can continue:
>utorrent

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>>74904654
Attachment

>>74904654
I think the French already had it out with the aristocrats

>>74904638
be yourself

Not keen on thailad

>>74904635
not bent enough sorry

>>74904666
>2017
>still torrenting

>>74904666
It's doing you a favour, utorrent is spyware reporting back to the RIAA. Use qbittorrent

>not bent enough sorry
think you mean hetero sweetie
gays wouldnt touch poleaboo x

SHART

>>74904688
it was like a ten year old version that i never use

i really do produce a lot of saliva when brushing my teeth
if i ever spat in someones face id deal a mighty blow and possibly blind em

amer: i am your usual tormentor
post face

>>74904709
>on windows 10

>>74904710
hot

>>74904671
Yeah but the only despicable thing with aristocracy is that it's inherited. Guy is a self-made based man from the prole city of Amiens. You literally can't hate this guy.

>>74904691
thats not me ive been busy having tea and discussing isis (in a VERY negative light)

>>74904717
remnant on an HDD from my old pc

>tfw did well at school/uni
>tfw got a good job with above average wages
>tfw my standard of living is low as fuck

>>74904724
He came from wealth and was a literal Rothschild banker.
>>74904740
fair

>>74904761
london

>>74904761
>Oy vey they're starting to sense something fishy

Pints?

A true hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maaqamxW5Z0

An Algerian, a Brit, and an Aussie meet in a brothel on the outskirts of Bangkok. "I speak not the English too well but only language important in Bangkok is $$$ and penis" says the Algerians. "And that's all you'll need. These prozzies, they'll do anything if you got angledust; aka PCP if you're a dirty fuck'n cop. I got enough PCP in my backpack to send half this brothel into a comma my Arabic friend" retorts the Brit. "Formidable! I will not die a virgin. My father shall be proud." The Aussie sets his pants on fire and does a little dance.

>>74904774
Not even

Moving there soon for a payrise but will again probably see my standard of living drop

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>eu tax money paid for this propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4Q

http://www.eurodame.eu/index_en.html

Why are politicians all so ugly?
Makes you think.

>>74904820
radical centrists aren't

see: trudeau, macron, ossof, obama

>>74904805
Lost at the magic carpet

>>74904773
More like educated upper-middle class. His parents were medical doctors and he only got to work for Rotschild because he was good at school and charming.

>>74904832
Makes you think even more

Even on his own death bed Ian Brady wouldn't reveal the location of that poor boys body. Pure sinister, beyond evil.

>>74904842
If you vote politicians in based on how handsome and charming they are you end up with Justin Trudeau. His policies of bending over for the EU and ignoring extremism are really the issue. Alas le ship has sailed.

Found this on reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

Got called a twat outside the UKIP headquarters.

>>74904893
I liked his Japan one more.

>>74904890
>If you vote politicians in based on how handsome and charming they are you end up with Justin Trudeau

fantastic result then

shall be making all my voting decisions based on attractiveness from now on

>>74904862
I once met Ian Brady at a charity do. He was incredibly down to earth, and VERY funny.

called some paki cunt a twat outside the ukip headsquaters lads

got called a bigot outside PC World

>>74904910
Oh look the Soros shill likes Trudeau, colour me surprised.

Can't Thailad, Algerian, and those two actual Thai-posters arrange some sort of Bangkok meet up with Fosters and Padthai?

got sold an hdmi cable at currys

animeposters are the aboriginals of 4chan

thoughts?

How is it that deanos have better quality of life materially than the university educated "interesting job" people?

>>74904930
ah yes thairorke is hysterical about soros, not surprised at all

>>74904933
Funny, I bought an HDMI cable at the start of my day(mid-afternoon).

>>74904890
That's another debate and has more to do with the media-based democracy. It goes both ways. Look at Trump elected on meme magic and giving the illusion of being a down to earth nationalist working for the people and ended up being just another globalist warmonger.

>>74904930
>Abloo bloo bloo the (((financial elite)))

>Vote tory btw
State of you

We should have a meetup for /brit/posters with HDMI cables. We can hold it in Ho Chi Minh City.

my ex was an upper middle middle class from staffordshire, he's like the boss at a company now
too bad he dumped me for like no reason
now he's a 30 something single gayer so i win

I'm considering organising a meet up of /brit/ posters who can roll their tongues in shanghai lads

>>74904946
Why would you be surprised?
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-george-soros-broke-the-bank-of-thailand-2016-9

http://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/08/george-soros-bank-of-england.asp
>>74904957
That's another debate
>>74904966
No alternative, show me an alternative.

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>>74904930
>>74904957
I'm seeing double here: 4 Thailads!

>>74904989
you win what

>>74904998
Soros did nothing wrong then. The treasury's own fault for defending a stupid currency peg

The pound is better off floating freely as well

>>74904936
reply to me you pedophile fucks

>>74905007
the game

>>74905020
hey

>>74904998
Lib den
Labour
Green
Kip
Independents
Monster raving looney party

Theres a bunch. In democracy there is always an alternative. Youre ruling some of these parties out without any justification or superfluously.

Fucking surveillance sell-your-soul-to-global-finance cuck

Why do you lads love farage so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBV6c_lERw

>>74904666
utorrent is trash. Install qbittorrent

>>74905017
>Soros did nothing wrong
I think quite a lot of people it directly affected will disagree with you on that. But that's ok, fuck the people amirite?

>>74904724
>a self-made based man from the prole city of Amiens.
Both his parents were doctors, don't make it sound like he comes from the bottom. Don't listen to the algerian, he's fucked in the head, worships a globalist Jew and a muslimophile nazi at the same time. Like all arabs, he's fucked in the head a little.

Do you guys see many or even any trans woman-hetero man couples around you? I have literally never seen one tbqh. Wonder what people who change their sex are expecting tbqh. Why not stick to being a gay man. Much more chances of not ending up alone.

>>74905042
he loves pints

>>74905042
I do?

>>74905054
Never seen it in real life. Can't imagine too many people not being grossed out at the thought of fucking a tranny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

>>74905054
Id date a tranny if >she was good looking and nice persona

>>74905054
Liking trans is not the definition of being gay.
It's not the definition of hetero either, it's something in-between.

Just like intersex would be either
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_intersex_people

Feel bad for Tim's neighbours having to put up with his awful "music".

>>74905049
If he didn't do it, someone else would (as they were on that same day)

The only real damage was done by the government itself

Is Boris dare is say it, I mean dare I say it. Is he the so called "our guy"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGdhqr71I4c

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I would fuck Maisie so fkn hard lads, it's no fkn joke. I just want to watch as her fetal alcohol syndrome lookin face makes a perfect O around my 7inch cock
This is no pasta lids, I am serious when I say that if she was on my dick, I would spin her like a fkn dreidel

>>74904936
really great post
totally agree
both backwards twats what contributed nothing and should promptly fuck off now that the superior colonists are here

>>74905039
>Lib dem
No chance of winning, will ruin the Brexit negotiations
>Labour
Can't function as a party, can't be trusted to run a country.
>The rest
Literally 0 chance. Please be realistic.

Boris "echoed by a Chorus" Johnson is the one man in the house of Commons saying what the majority of Brits genuinely believe.

>>74904936
How frequent are violent abo encounters in Australia? What are they afraid of?

reading dabiq on https://clarionproject.org

I could easily take that moors murderer runt

>>74905143
boris doesnt rhyme with chorus you spastic fucking cryptoyank runt twat

>>74905079
It's bi and thus gay.

>>74905112
thumbs up

>>74905163
Next you'll be telling me "Matt" doesn't rhyme with "Bad" in your backwoods bogan dialect of """English""".

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Just reactivated my kikebook after 4 years of inactivity and found out the girl I've had a crush on for 14 years is engaged

I think childish men are to blame for women having kids late in life

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new tattoo lads do you like it?

>>74905188
If it makes you feel better she has probably been blacked so you're better off without her

>>74905109
What is a dreidel?

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>>74905188
JUST

>>74905144
>How frequent are violent abo encounters in Australia?
Depends on where you live. I pretty much never see abos here.

>>74905188
>kikebook
good for her that she didn't marry an antisemite

>>74905163
>>74905161
>>74905147
snap

>>74905207
I literally will not touch a woman if she HASN'T been blacked. It's a fundamental right of passage for decently attractive white women.

>>74905213
A Jew toy, it's like a spinning top

>>74905079
Fair enough. But do you know anyone that has that "in-between" sexual orientation? is the question.
I see a lot of trans woman on dating apps here and most of them are not sex workers contrary to popular belief. They want a relationship. It's like they're expecting to be the very first trans woman to get a relationship. It makes me a little sad tbqh.

Every American sitcom is written by a Jew.

I have a theory that major networks won't produce a sitcom unless it has at least one Jewish writer.

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elle is best fanning

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@74905237
what happens to a white man that they type this out? Do they feel some sense of shame? Don't get it desu

>>74905237
>right of passage
>was implying that I can't speak english earlier in the thread
Ah yes

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>>74905207
>>74905214
She's the only woman I've ever felt love for, other attractions have passed but I still dream of her.
I PM'd her on facebook 4 years ago telling her how I felt a few days before I deactivated my account, and I came back to find she was no longer on my friends list, and that the message said "Seen 4 years ago" or something along those lines.
Might just deactivate my account once more.

went into a blowjob bar and it looked an absolute state, made some excuse about the price being too high (it really wasnt) then came back to the hotel and had a pot noodle and a wank instead

>>74905232
2 me haha

>>74905293
That's rough

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>>74905293
sorry la

>>74905301
phenomenal post
now listen here bub ive already forgotten the proposed date of the return of the king so cough it up

Business idea: Britain and Ireland unite, Traveling Wilburys style, to form a supernation: Brireland

>>74905278
It's like road testing a car. It guarantees that it's road-reafy better than factory QA. I won't put down $50,000 on a car that hasn't been road tested. I won't start a family with a woman who hasn't been blacked. Simple as.

>>74905301
>look at me guys I have turned down sex
When i went to Osaka it was like shooting fish in a barrell tbqh. Why don't pull civilian girls instead? Ah yes because you're unattractive. Ahaha.

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Bf downloaded this onto the shared computer...
Found it in the bin.

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>>74905293
>I PM'd her on facebook 4 years ago telling her how I felt a few days before I deactivated my account

should have done it face to face

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>>74905293
listen to some Dash Berlin it'll make you feel worse
https://youtu.be/MGKNf_qsvXE

>>74905350
Is it recommended to lose my virginity to an Osakian head?

>>74905359
get the FUCK out of here

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*Blocks your path*

>>74905362
>>74905370
snap

>>74905336
next friday at 9pm uk time

>>74905350
wouldnt say im unnattractive but have no game. dont care now get out of my sight onerous vile clown slug of a creature

Blacked is a stamp of reproductive approval on a white woman. You have to be a literal pedo to want a tight snatch. It's so much better when it's been stretched out by a BBC.

If she ain't been blacked, send her back.

>>74905362
Lol you're a guy you don't have a virginity.

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>>74905358
The last time I spoke to her face to face was half a year before that message, when asking her if I could use the stapler after her. It's the only time she's smiled at me and I can see it clearer than anything, and my heart still flutters.
Maybe it's a good thing I was forced to move 200 miles away

>>74905318
>>74905327
>>74905359
cheers lads

>>74905362
Don't believe him, the man's a pathological liar, a balding man let in Thailand, let that sink in.

>>74905396
>wouldnt say im unnattractive but im "unnattractive phrased differently"

>dornal drumpf takes 2 scoops
cannot FUCKING believe it lads
he just keeps on pushing my buttons

>>>/pol/125720158

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5eMa-7N5I

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DID SOMEONE SAY TWO SCEWPS?!

Love stripping off naked when alone

>>74905413
>The last time I spoke to her face to face was half a year before that message, when asking her if I could use the stapler after her. It's the only time she's smiled at me and I can see it clearer than anything, and my heart still flutters.
No offense la but what in God's name were you thinking confessing your love to a girl you don't even know on Facebook of all places? What did you think was going to happen? Life isn't a movie, you need to actually get to know someone and have a relationship with them before you even think about gushing all that sappy shite

love the tories so much i'm naming my daughter tory

@5435
not a virgin and not gay

>>74905356
'once

>>74905413
How have you not got over her yet. Oneitis shouldn't be this persistent, especially if it's been that long. Just find a hobby, ideally one that'll improve your health, and get over her

love blacks so I'm naming my son nigger

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>>74905417
>literally an antique berber statue
>has fucked three digit girls before even moving to thailand
>but the real treasure is his personality
>don't listen to him

>>74905106
Ahh yes the elite being xenophobic

This truly garnerd my assent for their evil machinations which i must bare the brunt of!

Why are the british serfs so encrusted pineally? Driven by the lowest common-denominator antics into supporting surveillance and fodgy ties with dodgy financial bodies and countries.

>my leader is tough on benefits but has personally benefitted from tax avoidance
Ah yes

reckon kiwis and welshfags would get along

don't know why just an inkling

>>74905413
gobshite
she probably thought you were fraped haha

>>74905484
/brit/ is a racism free zone, leave your prejudices at the door

Love the US so I'm naming my son Jamal Mendez O'Leary

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM

74905485
shrieking

what a weapon for a head

can't wait for the tory surge and labour purge

>>74905509
good lad

@74905500
rasheed

Love pints so much i'll be naming my next pint pint

>>74905496
Depsise 190kg

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Friendly reminder if youre lonely these are an amazing fuck

>>74905491
Ever heard of a place called Rotherham? I'll never vote labour again.

>>74904603
>ywn fuck her sensless

dirnking ber

>>74905540
what are you implying here hanz?

>>74905546
bloody racist

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>you need to be white to be european

Top 3 names for my first son:
>Charlemagne
>Alexander
>Julius
Top 3 names for my first daughter:
>Eve
>Mary
>Gaia

Would be unspeakably disappointed if I went to give a lad a blowy and his knob was all slashed up

>>74905460
I don't know what I was thinking and I wish I hadn't subject her to my pathetic message

>>74905477
I've had a few jobs and hobbies in the last 4 years, working in schools, garden centres, went to the gym for a while. I don't always think of her, but I do dream of her every fortnight or so and it just brings her to the front of my mind
I think the worst part, apart from her knowing that I felt that way and wanting to bury it eternally, is that I cannot look at a girl and think she's attractive without subconsciously thinking of her

I need a real womens vagina around my cock. Never had that before.

>>74905546
Byt youll vote for the party which promotes active ties with saudi?

>>74905540
Mate my cock doesn't have the girth of a beercan

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wish Laura Southern would really stop tucking her 12incher, just really need her to peg me already honestly her man voice gets me HNNNNNNNNNG

daily reminder that na = eu upside down

>>74905566
chang

>>74905570
>tfw never going to have kids because I can't even get a girlfriend.

What is the most runtish fetish to have

Just want to cuddle with someone
A drunk girl said "I love you anon" to me jokingly and it was probably the highlight of my week

>>74905604
feet

>>74905114
Theresa "surveillance my shit up and change my mind on brexit"may is any more trustworthy or competent?

Fuck off surveillance-stater

>>74905577
it feels nice

>>74905604
Cuckolding surely?

>>74905570
thank you for spreading my meme friend

first time getting the bus in years and some literal fucking nonce is trying to make conversation at the bus stop

might chin him

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wish a stacked Aussie bloke would come cuck my gfs feet desu

Think my interest in gay porn may just be secondary to my anal fetish lads

apparently South Australia uses US pints and a normal pint there is referred to as an imperial pint

also, apparently the US actually use the original English pint measurement. The poms were the ones that changed it unnecessarily in 1824.

>>74905581
If they lower immigration

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Can't we all just get along???

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>>74905604
Smoking fetish.

just realised im fucking gay!!! im gay as a bale of hay!! im gay all day!! and thats all i can say!!!

>>74905656
what about a cute 5'7 aussie boy?

also those aren't female feet

>>74905577
>>74905620
Invented this meme
>>74905686
This one also

>>74905672
Fascinating

*turns to talk to someone else

>>74905694
Hm
*resumes ignoring you*

>>74905485
Did I mention the camel face?

>>74905717
>>74905718
there is an epidemic of rudeness in /brit/
i will NOT tolerate it

>>74905628
You realise we've been under potential surveillance for quite some time, though right?

Snowden/Wikileaks proved this quite some time ago.

>>74905717
*slashes the top 135ml of your glass off*

heh ... runt

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GIRUGAMESH

You're not even ironically entertaining, just a shit poster (as opposed to a shitposter)

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DSFARGEG

>>74905732
*sackwhacks you*

doink

Beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26bp1T8fixM

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

not the first time found out he downloaded straight porn
i mean, i do it too if the guy is hot but i've only found straight porn when i did

>>74905708
Wouldn't mind watching a trap fuck my gf 2bh
Bit gay of me haha

>>74905765


Boomers HATE this.

An oldie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It75wQ0JypA

>>74905757
Holy fuck I haven't seen this in years

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>kiss me

>>74905791
Heretical post

!SPECIAL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 1 in 10 men are GAY. Could you be a HOMOSEXUAL? Find out now! How? Easy. Search "gay porn" and the internet. Sample a variety, maybe 3 or 4. Observe it as you would any other masturbatory material. Are you erect? Have you ejaculated? Even a little? Such a result would mean you may very well be a HOMOSEXUAL. If not, you are a HETEROSEXUAL. Perform this experiment and report back the findings promptly! :SPECIAL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

>>74905539
swansea isn't wales desu

>Traps are gay

Moving on from masturbating to women to masturbating to traps is a natural progression path in exploring your sexuality and as long as you focus on the female parts while stroking it's not gay

>>74905807
>tfw mods won't publicly ban me for it anymore.

>>74905823

y

Might be missing the train
knew I should've got an uber instead of a bus

>>74905765
Me skipping past at 1.08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw


the so called gf made a video lads

sorry i'm late

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494923455297.webm

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Ment to rain all day tomorrow
Might even flood they say

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Ah the good ol days

Love watching old footage of London

(i'm the ive just had my hair done lad)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP6hCx5_pYs

>>74905849
and this is bad why?

Soros is a Machiavellian genius and YOU are jealous of him

>>74905856
fucking newfag standing directly infront of the ladder, you have to make a U shape. REEE

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>>74905830

>>74905878
>>74905879
All me.

business idea: don't pay the brexit bill and tell the EU to go fuck itself

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ngl lads this guy is a cute, A CUTE

If I miss the train can I just get on the next one with the same ticket or will the inspector kick me off?

would any englishman here care if northern ireland, wales and scotland were removed from the face of the planet?

>>74905906
liar

LIAR

Did I vote for Britain to leave the EU? Yes, I believed and still believe we were better off out

Do I oppose Scottish independence? No, absolutely not, every nation should rule itself.

Do I like pints? Nah, empty calories mate.

Do I like cigarettes? Nope, would rather not get cancer, lost my gran to it.

Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country

Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes

Do I rate Pogba? No, no I do not rate Pogba

> some part of Africa is decent
> plot twist: it's one of the non-black enclaves
HahahahaHAHAHAHAhaha

>>74905916
ye

vote for pedro haha

DOING A POOOOOOOO
LADS DESU

DOING A POO LADS TBHHHHHHH
DOING A POO LAAADS

FUCK
CA
RA

>>74905916
Would shed a tear for Wales x

>>74905960
Did you make this? I saw it on a meme compilation video on youtube.

>>74905931
crypto bizzarro rorkesheed

>>74905960
Poo in the loo.

smelling my own farts

brexit negotiations

>>74905680
Which they havent done in the last 7 years?

I supported Brexit because the English Channel is the natural boundary of a European Super-State.

Ireland will still be a pesky exclave though.

>>74905910
that was a fucked up day wasn't it

it was madness

love to whiff my own farts and shits lads

>>74905960
>>74905982
https://youtu.be/xTn0jLTT8uc#t=174

some absolute RUNT of a fucking MOTH got into my boiling spaghetti

absolutely livid

>>74905744
>the snoopers charter is fine lads.

Fuck off.

Theresa may is incompetent as fuck. She doesnt say anything at all. Shes slimey as fuck.

>>74906046
just pick it out....?

just went for a swim in some runts spaghetti haha

>>74905856
ah yes back when 4chan opposed racism. weird.

>>74906057
I'll pick you out of me bum you fucking genital crab

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this guy is gay but you will never sleep with him

>>74905931
>>Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country
what have they contributed

honest question

>>74905109

Yes she is oddly sexuallly attractive. I may or may not have touched my willy a few times to her sex scene in The Falling.

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*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

moth here, just watched some bent looking moth go into some runt's spaghetti

must be trying to get a fagshag lmao

>>74906070

food and music

>inflation at 2.7%

happy now BREXIT TARDS it'll be 5% by xmas

>>74906070
literally nothing

>>74906052
agree with this post, especially the bit about the nonce fucking off.

had a thought ages ago and just remembered what it is now

if we killed all criminals rather than send them to prison, and left their corpses outside to rot, wed save billions every year, boost carnivore numbers and encourage growth of natural areas with all the fertilisation
dont think theres a single argument against this other than corpses being unsightly (get over it)
if you want to bury your bastard criminal relative then feel free but youll have to find some public land to dig up and he wont get a service on the taxpayers penny

>>74906084
>HOWLING
>SCREECHING
>BRADLEY WALSH
>CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>LAMBRINI
>QUALITY POSTING

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>ywn be a cat

Why does this blow my mind so much

>Sat in bed by the gf
>She's sleeping
>I'm thinking to myself "It's already tomorrow for her"

>>74906066
looks like a runt

I'm not gay, but five dollars is five dollars.

>>74906052
>the snoopers charter is fine lads.
It's not fine, it's terrible and I don't support it.
>Theresa may is incompetent as fuck.
She's objectively a competent politician whether you like her or her policies or not.

I get it, even in the wake of Brexit you're a single issue voter and you're pissed off about surveillance and you have every right to be and I agree with you.

one time i went to lidl
i went to get pissed in lidl
then i got pissed in lidl
now i dont get pissed in lidl

one day i went to aslan
i went to shoplift with aslan
then i got caught by lachlan
now i dont go back for buchanan

I don't do gay shit. But I would be gay for pay.

What does that make me?

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Favourite newspresenter.


Im a gurumurthy man myself

also:
>contributes to solving overpopulation
>removes them from the gene pool
>probably halves drug crime
>prisons can be turned into houses or churches (sunday attendance mandatory)

>>74906156
thats my post
pay jizya kufar

>>74906119
https://youtu.be/kvxCU_lQwKM
mmblem

Entire day and probably week has been RUINED by an unexploded ww2 bomb
This shouldn't still be happening

Homosexuality is nature's panacea for overpopulation.

Carney HAS to put interest rates up

>>74904724
Of course I can - he's a Godamned banker Jew.

alri thailad

alri

>>74906169
>drug 'crime'
ah yes, you've dosed the runtpill

*waves to thailad*

>>74906151
Not a single issue voter just feel that tory elitism and appealing to rorkes, coupled with a surveillance is the riskiest future for the country.

Ernestly believe theresa will fuck up brexit over trying to keep up appearances of strength and stability

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>>74906236

30mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitter

warp 8 engaged

>>74906226
everyone who takes drugs that arent alcohol or nicotine should be killed

*lusts for thailad's bum*

法克優噢

Contemplating a wank

Homosexuality is not more widespread these days, it's only people coming out more.
However, homosexuality is population control individually in the sense that after the first child, subsequent ones are much more likely to be homosexual. Family wise, childless people are likely to be more useful to those who have children.

>>74906211
Its cost push imflation. Interest manipulations are of limitef use

>>74906259
and a ching chong ning nong to you too

>>74906243
wha you got planned lad

>>74906249
*blows zoot smoke in your face*

>>74906265
What about homosexuals who have children through invitro (lezzers) and surrogacy (gays)

>>74906277
ah yes, I knew that

>>74906288
to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldly go where no man has gone before

>>74906303
*buns you*

>>74906238
This is where we disagree, I think some abomination of an "out of the EU but not really lol" deal will be worse. Imagine the forced contributions with no rebates. We'd be in much worse shape than we were in before. I don't trust Labour or the Lib Dems to strike a decent deal and the Tories have set up a whole section of government to work on it. The strength and stability thing is just the latest buzzword for the people to hear more than it is a policy.

drugs are natural, they grow on plants x

>>74906063
we were still young and innocent to the harsh reality of the world

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alri thailad

>>74904603
>ywn go patrik the streets of glesga on a friday night with ruth heeming every yeslet you see

>>74906312
you're comparing 50 odd years to the 100,000 years of human existence

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>>74906367
alri

>>74906331
But thairorke. The tories have buddies in the city and in Multinational boardrooms to think about.

The Chimera policy of strong(for rorke) but syncophant (for nissan) with regards to the EU is riskier than a decidedly siibgle dimension approach

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>74906315
don't forget a coat, it's still a bit cold xx

>>74906161
he's unironically shite and every time i see him appear on something else he comes across as an absolute mong

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>>74906394

lingyuck

>>74906161
don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw don't look at the jaw

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Thailad.

>>74906401
Delet

I like his voice

>>74906419
>>74906419
>>74906419

new


>>74906419
>>74906419
>>74906419

god I fucking hate each and every one of you peons

>>74906387
Business is good, a good example is Ireland giving mutually beneficial tax breaks to Apple etc. Then they got penalised for breaking EU law.

If a man wants to enjoy the delights of refined concentrated opium product intravenously in the comfort of his own drug den and go into an epic 4 hour psychoactive roller coaster, who should the government get involved.

Heroine is natural. You just reduce morphine from a opium flower that grows naturally in tribal Afghanistan.

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>>74906410
forgot pic la

洗巴拉馬