ITT: /int/ in 1996

>tfw in womb
I have a feeling that's the last time I'm anywhere close to female genitalia

> inb4 posts about birth

>>74903803
>>74903815
too late /int/ reveals their underage-ness

so poor we dont even have a fridge

>>74903824
>he pretends he forgot 1996 was 29 years ago

>>74903824
I'm 21.
I wish to be underage.

>>74903765
*sell weapons to croatia*

>tfw America will only be Great for a few more years

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We chase misprinted lies
We face the path of time
And yet I fight
And yet I fight
This battle all alone
No one to cry to
No place to call home

Oooh...Oooh...
Oooh...Oooh...

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead

Oooh...Oooh...
Oooh...Oooh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdXLRl2g2E

>>74903803
>>74903815
how are you guys enjoying capitalism?

>>74903765
I am born :DDDD

I've gotten the hang of this walking thing. Been at it for a quarter of my life now. Sometimes I spice things up and throw a jump in there. I like to see how far I can leap from one place to the next. Mom trys to act like she doesn't recognize me as a very very fast runner. Mario the red jumping man is cool. Sonic the blue running man is cool. Link the green sword man is cool.

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>>74903765
>be in kindergarten
>get b&

I taped the new Simpsons last night and haven't gotten around to watching it yet. Guess they'll end the show in another season or two.

I fucking hate usenet.

Damn, Hong Kong is going to be taken back by China. I am going to move to Canada now.

>>74904393
Read some archived posts on rec.games.video.nintendo. It was exactly as bad as /v/.

>>74904408
Judging by the looks of things, Taiwan soon as well. World War III may be upon us.

*plays diablo 24/7*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXmKiEqVx4

I'm playing Sonic 3 when I should be doing math homework. You can have 3 fucking save files, the future is now

OH GOD, ALANIS MORISSETTE SUCKS

>>74904005
good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq8TasNsgKw

>>74903765
economic meltdown the following year

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Goodnight, old man Bob.

>>74903765
Oh when I hadn't lost my hopes and dreams

> Tfw coolest guy in the Kindergarten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-1xvWibt0

Feel the raw power of my Pentium PC with 16MB of memory and a one fucking gigabyte hard disk.

>mfw a PeeCee dweeb wanked off to his DOS-based piece of shit Windoze OS near me

About to be born lads, really exciting time.

>>74905150
Since Apple will cease to exist in a year, you're not gonna be wanking to anything but a PC.

>>74904422
Exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdotqKKjbm8

This was definitely not played over the sound system at Macy's like Celine Dion was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRhTK2RsBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIAPw8-9L0

Welp, it's over. Metallica officially sold out and became generic buttrock. Time to burn my Metal Up Your Ass T-shirt.

>>74903765
sup guys reporting from mama's womb

>>74903765
>tfw no internet to shitpost

>>74906294
Nope, you're poor and we just recently established diplomatic ties/removed the trade embargo on Vietnam.

I was conceived on December of 1996

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I'm just a kid but the future seems great. I bet I'm going to have a wife, children, a good job and a home by the time I'm in my mid 20s.

>>74904435
And then Bill Clinton remembered he was up for reelection and had to act tough, so he sent the US 7th Fleet out there, China spilled their spaghetti, and all was well again. :^)

>yfw you don't live in Russia or the Balkans
I am ok with this.

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I'm laughing so hard at that Simpsons episode they did about us last season. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ebic.

>>74906858
Gwan back to jerking it to Kylie Minogue.

>>74904737
>>74904658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsKauzpO48

I love 90s chick singers. They all sound like they're having an orgasm in mid-song.

>>74906920
She was taking a break in 95-96 so nothing out during this time.

>>74907256
>>74906988
Hows about something more manly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2uDbO5yhw

>>74904704
I'm telling you man, his wife is just as presidential material as him. She'll win big like twenty years later.

>>74907441
Put down the moonshine jug there, Cletus.

>>74907441
Pantera, Looney Toons T-shirts, WWF, Sega games. All the essential elements of the 90s white trash lifestyle. I know, I grew up among them. It was tough being the sole guardians of high culture in the neighborhood.

>>74903765
I hope you are all ready to die in 4 years,
the bug of the year 2000 won't spare anyone,
Should I buy a bunker or am I fucked anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gben9fsNYTM

Yay, old man Clapton's back on the charts.

Dude, eurobeat is the SHIT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRrB34Op3lY

It's a music thread, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTXxU0ihi8M

>Hmm, a cup of coffee is 2000 Lev, ill order one
>Ok, time to pay the bill 20 minutes later
>Oh, its 5000 Lev now
Hyperinflation is a hell of a drug.

>>74908446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgKJTNU4lQ

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>>74908448
Gabidalizm! :DDD

>>74908471
Sorry, Fenlan, I don't have a tribute for you.
Was too busy watching russian TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0IeErM0jA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-77PwmcCRU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONg4SK39-Kg

DON'T SPEAK
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

>>74908801
Whats that .gif from? I dont remember this happening and google gives me nothing.

>>74909035
Just found an interview with Zhivkov that briefly shows their sponsor Queen Juice. I think there was one where he drank it himself. Kinda amused me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-YohAcO67k

>>74909159
Huh, cool.

>>74909159
Didn't Zhivkov admit in his later years that communism was a bunch of bullshit? I remember reading that somewhere.

>>74908448
At least the shops actually have coffee in them now. :^)

>no Brits around
There goes that killer Oasis joke I was going to make.

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>>74909809
You are joking, but for a long time the only "coffee"available was made from this thing in the pic. In english its callled wild endive apparently.
It has a million health benefits but it tastes like ass.

Aw man, I miss when rock was fun shit like Motley Crue and Van Halen. All this Nine Inch Nails/Korn/Smashing Pumpkins stuff is nothing but depressing whinefests.

>>74910390
RHCP were fun until they got that fucker from Jane's Addiction. Shame, I used to think they were cool.

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>>74903765
*borns*

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Oh man, Crash bandicoot looks great! Can't wait to buy it burned for 5000 lire (2.5€)
Wow, they just released cell phones here in Italy! Future looks great so far, i'm gonna marry, have beautiful kids, a stable and wealthy job that will ensure me a future in my own country, i won't even need university!

>>74910873
That reminds me of when my brother came back from a trip round Asia with about 100 different pirated PlayStation games in 2000. 7 year old me was in heaven.

>>74910611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqQvmpbrF30

anthony is a lithuanian american!

>>74911012
Had the same feeling when my uncle gave me a disc with all mame games still in DOS back in 2001 (i think).
Played sunset riders and altered beasts on my sister's pc like a maniac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8HEGrTwNXk

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Whaoh guys check out this new meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkjcvNztKQ

Only two years until the worst year in music history(1998)

>>74911412
Yeah 98 was pretty boring for the most part. Not a lot of interesting music out that year.

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THINGS

>>74911267
rec.mongolia.tapestry
On 16 May 1996, Anon wrote:
>Whaoh guys
>check out this
>new meme

What's a maymay?

>>74903765
I was born in 1996.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WxqJ4zKBH8

Live Through This came out in April 94, but this wasn't released as a single until the very end of 1995 and would have been on the charts in early 96.

Fuck you guys for reminding me of 90s rawk. God, that shit was so cringeworthy. And I used to think it was cool when I was a suicidal angsty 15 year old. Now I put on an Alice In Chains or whatever song and think "What the fuck is this?"

>>74911695
>its the 90s and its a jungle out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o-R2mmLVAM

Internet looks like a very filthy place

http://www.rotten.com/

>tfw still a twinkle in My dad's eye

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I BELIIIEVE I CAN FLYY

>>74904005
God-tier album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORRvcFKQJR8