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Immigration edition
NEED a gf(female)
TIME TO SHIT
>>74903198
Anglos are the only people who are patriotic
>>74903232
>tfw no matter how much they meme multi-kult this is true
Sucks tbqh
Why Mr. President, whatever do you mean?
>>74903254
>18-24
(((They))) need to be stopped
>mexico doesnt have any comfy musi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRTC3cfWfGk
man why im rewatching this shitty anime
>and he calls me the chicano
>implying you need to be a CHI to enjoy flamenco guitar
>>74903275
>chicana singing cuban song
>>74903340
cubans(AKA commies) dont count as people
I wax people's body for a living, mostly vaginas. You'd think it'd finally turn me into a real lesbian but sadly that's not the case
>>74903361
hello there
i havent shaved my pubes in a long time.
sad
>>74903377
>shaving pubes
Not a good idea tbqhwy
>tfw you want to download a show but it has 0 seeders
>>74903402
kinda like when your mom tells you to clean your room when visit is coming
>tfw you want to legally watch a movie but the blu-rays, DVDs, and VHS copies are out of print
>tfw not available on streaming sites
>tfw 0 seeders
I BEG THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO END MY SUFFERING
>>74903420
Use private trackers ya noob.
>>74903461
I lost my GG acct because my old laptop died with all my seeds, so they kicked me out for having a negative ratio
Question for 20-year-olds: did you grow up moreso with Millennial shows like "Samurai Jack", "Yu Yu Hakusho", "Malcolm in the Middle", "The Weekenders", and "Recess", or Gen Z shows like "Hannah Montana", "iCarly", "Chowder", "Total Drama Island", and "Flapjack'?
>>74903498
>grew up with "iCarly", "Chowder", "Flapjack"
That's Generation Z lfmao
>lost my gg account cause a repac of the massive torrent i downloaded came out right after and literally nobody would download the shitty torrent i was seeding
wish I had a PTP account
stupid /tv/
did we ever find out why nyaa went down
hello friends
>>74903552
>>74903573
>tfw have an account on ptp, ab, and btn
kek
>>74903596
desu i used to have accounts on those sites but then i realized that I don't watch movies or tv shows
>>74903587
hm fuck you
>Canada about to fall out of the top 10 economies by GDP
>>74903617
just let us annex you already, goddamn
its like you WANT to become third world
>>74903605
Now do Bing
>>74903617
really?
quick look and youre still 10
who did you get BTFO by? the fucking gooks?
>>74903498
Im 20, samurai jack and malcolm are okay, but recess was fucking awful, i hated that show
also Chowder and flapjack deserve better than to be in a list with TDI and hannah montana.
I guess a blend of both to answer your question, but you didnt really give the best examples.
>recess was fucking awful, i hated that show
>>74903617
dude weed lmao
>>74903633
Gooks will surpass us in the near future.
>I use Bing
>>74903498
I'm 20 and I only ever watched Malcolm in the MIddle and Recess out of that list. I don't even recognize most of those.
>>74903648
>but recess was fucking awful, i hated that show
Please leave.
>tfw gdp of 34
make pasta with sausage
>>74903659
>being surpassed by Asians whose last good year was in 96
Fucking sort yourselves out
>>74903704
real talk though, we could bomb the chinks and everybody would benefit from it
>>74903688
>>74903655
shit, I had Recess and Dug mixed in my head
Recess was pretty okay, no hey arnold but okay
Dug was dog shite
>>74903692
>spend $34,000 USD in Tuvalu
>You've just raised their GDP by 1%
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE
>>74903767
what a bitch
yo, twitch is streaming Mr Rogers
>>74903724
>chinks start radical reform groups and spread throughout all the neighboring countries
>the only country that would benefit is north korea
>>74903767
woaoaoaohhhn woaoaoaohhhn woaoaoaohhhn woaoaoaohhhn woaoaoaohhhn woaoaoaohhhn
comfy as fuck, my dudes
>>74903730
Yeah, Doug is boring shit.
>tfw can't get drunk as easily as I used to be able to
Well this is shitty.
>>74903730
>>74903893
Russian rap
rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uNOgvqcW6A
>>74903285
watching attack on titan again?
maan get a taste already
>>74903909
>tfw only drank a handful of times and it takes a lot for me to get drunk.
>>74903893
>>74903730
I liked Doug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
Only 90's kids will remember this!
https://www.thelocal.ch/20170329/doctor-faces-swiss-court-for-cutting-off-boys-penis-during-circumcision
>At the crucial moment the boy's father raised his hand to take a photo and his son turned towards him, moving his pelvis and causing the surgeon to severe the penis which fell to the floor, reported Le Matin.
>>74903940
obsessed
who "Doctor Katz" here?
>>74904023
>obsessed
you wish you dumb beaner
>>74903939
ameriboo/cheekibreeki
>>74904036
come on
>>74904004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlbY18HDCYI
>>74904047
spotify keeps playing a smug click it or ticket ad that's really pissing me off
that's NOT A FUCKING ARGUMENT you morons
>>74904052
first time I watched King of the Hill in 2008
>not watching KotH on a monthly basis
>>74904103
>>74904070
>spotify
why just torrent or pay 5 dollariidoss
>go back to old job for the summer
>promotion
>have actual responsibilities
nervous for tomorrow
I love USA but I rly hate my state, does anyone else happen to know this feel?
for me
why arent you watching mr rogers
>>74904128
bit gay
>>74904022
>After several operations the boy is now on the mend, a HUG surgeon told the court, though he will have to wait until he is 18 to know if any further procedures on his reattached penis are necessary.
wew
>>74904160
I hate my town more than the state -- which I dislike.
FRESH
>>74904192
nuh uh
>>74904175
all for you
I just masturbated to Cara
Did I make a mistake?
>>74904175
I'm a journalist and I tried to crack a story on these faggots pushing undisclosed ads on social media but no one cared
don't buy la croix (it tastes like shit anyway)
>Why yes, I hate carbonated water
>>74904256
yes
>>74904256
i hate having glasses and laser surgery is piss expensive
>>74904256
With a body like this how could you resist? :^)
perrier > tout les autres
la croix > talking rain >>>> all others
i only want comfy feels in this thread from here on out
>>74904351
I think doing a demo derby would be cool. I would feel bad though destroying cars that maybe could be fixed eventually
I will die if I keep seeing perfect posts like this
How does not having a GF and being a virgin feel?
I'm curious because I don't know.
theyve got a live raccoon on set right now
lol trash panda
What an honor.
Goosebumps all over!!
This is justice for Trayvon but it definitely isn't enough.
Zimmerman MUST go to jail.
>>74904295
the only thing I don't like about laser surgery is that it makes your eyes dry for years, or it leaves a flap that could open if you get hit or something.
>>74904471
Oh and apparently those semen demons are related despite looking nothing alike
>>74904471
damm she thicc af got that robert z'dar chin going on UMF wanna trickle my dickle downle that throatle fuck's sakes mah nigga jizz on them fucking specs know what i'm sayin
>>74904471
yes
im also getting memories of dead space
>>74904462
old news innit
Woulda succed her toes in 63 lol
>>74904511
dont reply to him
>>74904522
BOOM! BIG REVEAL--33!
>>74904519
those rocks will wash away one day
>>74904522
Did you know?
marx had a point
>>74904550
I've got a point for marx
the only thing bolsheviks are good for is testing the strength of nooses
stop talking about my gf
thx
if you're not listening to vaporwave RIGHT NOW you don't know shit about consumerism
Cam I reply to Sweden?
>>74904582
I actually was, Ironically enough
https://inneroceanrecords.bandcamp.com/album/bsd-u-pook
i used to hate karl marx and then i found out he had a sex slave and never really worked and i realize he wasn't that bad
made a reddit account tell me what to post
>>74904612
"American blacks commit more crimes than anyone else on earth per capita"
"Rick and Morty is a terrible show that only infantile homosexuals would like"
"Women need to gb2kitchen"
Anything along those lines
>>74904612
make a new coontown
https://www.reddit.com/r/thewestwing/comments/6begxs/from_a_libertarian_with_love/
I decided to click random, pick a new post, and try to get myself banned ""cleverly"". I will do this for a while and see how I feel
>>74904662
fuck they hold new accounts' comments for review. the redditors are learning
really though, i disapprove of marxism but the sex slave idea is alright
does anyone have a coffee percolator
do you like it
*enters thread*
*sees that americans are the only ones posting*
*vomits*
hate reddit, dick & burpy, surrey accents, and dumb twats
>>74904412
I don't get it
>>74903198
Mexican immigration both legal and otherwise has been falling
a wall is still a pimp idea though
>>74903198
sjws dumb spics and retard kk neonazi fag types need new material
I dont get how normies have time for leisure in college
here I am busting my ass off with assignments and shit, and I hear everyone talking about their 3.2 GPA's and parties theyre going to
>>74904739
what did you eat?
>>74904855
They are sociology majors
hm grow tired of this 10 minute post time limit and these redditors
you may have a free reddit account
username: KickbackGlibDiscus
password: I suck big black dicks
*sits in empty /cum/*
>>74904541
Not wrong but it's worth mentioning that the Queen in question is Spanish fiction
Wish my dad was alive so I could make a man out of his bitch ass
>>74904541
>>74905118
>Hale supposed that in inventing the names, de Montalvo held in his mind the Spanish word calif, the term for a leader of an Islamic community.
>California is named after some mudslime shit
so this... is the power of real nigga hours...
eating goat cheese and crackers fellas
what is the most vaporwave movie on netflix?
>>74905925
Thoughts on Anders Breivik?
How do I immigrate to Canada if my medical education doesn't worth anything over there?
>>74906033
are you a chinky russian or a white russian? if chinky you're in, if white you don't get in
>>74906047
I am regardless of what required to settle in.
>>74906076
run that by me again
>>74906096
>run that by me again
I will be the one who it is neccessary to be, in order to get there.
>>74906144
oh I see. well, ivan, it's time to invest in yellow paint and eye tape
>>74906019
breivik is #innocent...
this man did it all, i saw it myself, sadly he got away with it...
drunk lol
>>74906033
Pretend to be gay and apply as a refugee.
>>74906361
As a refugee I won't be considered a specialist.
I want to be a professional and don't want to leech onto society I want to integrate with but rather to contribute to it.
Heh.... hahahahaha......
>>74906411
>I want to be a professional and don't want to leech onto society I want to integrate with but rather to contribute to it.
I really really like you. I wish I could help you but I'm drunk and have no idea how our immigration shit works. All I can do is direct to our immigration website if you haven't already checked that shit out: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/
>>74906488
Thanks
>>74903498
Gen Z
all gays must pay
>>74906488
fag
damn. i forgot to mention this nice little exchange when i went to the fun shop yesterday:
>i'm filling out paperwork at the front counter
>gotta get that fat $10 discount know what i'm saying?
>upstanding young basketball american next to me is talking to the man behind the counter about their wide selection of hipoints
>negro "you got any extenda clips fo' these?"
>sales negro "No, we don't. the best place you can find that is on the internet"
>negro "ah see. where can i find that?"
>sales "..."
>negro to other sales attendent "whi' dey handlin' my paperwork, i want to get some o' dis ammo"
>he brings a box of .45 acp to the counter
>sales "that'll be 17.99 and tax"
>neg "that sign says 8.99"
>sales "that's for the other side (of the display)"
>neg "oh uh..." he walks off, puts the ammo back and begins walking to the other side of the store"
> sales "no! the other side of the sign. right there *points to it*"
> neg "oh thanks *brings a $25 round box of .380 to the counter*"
>he pays for it by pulling out a wad of assorted bills from his pocket and drops some on the ground.
i left before they finished his bgc
the next gunstore i went to, the one where i picked up my revolver, that same guy walked in and axed for some "more extenda clips fo' my glock 40"
and another puerto rican (self proclaimed) walked in and asked for 9mm ammo for "self defense" then bought the cheapest shit in the store.
while this second store experience was going on, a nice Fed was in the place buying up their stock of antique and small production firearms. he tried to get my revolver, but i had first dibs on it.
While i was filling out the forms for it, he said "you dont' see one of those every day" i said "I will"
>>74903498
I grew up with Barbie
>>74908232
fiction
>>74908591
lurk more, newfriend
dindu nutin but fuck ur waifu
cum lol
>>74909739
about time you showed up
Mornin' /cum/slums
>>74910019
woke up too dang early
now i'm just sitting around playing with my guns
i dont think im help
>>74910112
>playing with guns
>in your house
get a fidget spinner
>>74910559
that's faggot shit
hi everyone
I want to kill myself
>tfw you flex and you can feel your big manly muscles get really hard
women will never know this feel
>>74911964
iktf
>>74903498
a mixture of both tbqhwy
>>74903498
I never grew up
>another day wasted at work instead of posting on 4chan
>>74912065
It's never too late to pursue your dreams of NEETdom
>>74912087
Just called and quit my job. Thanks!
>>74912087
It is when you've established a career and don't want to disappoint family
>>74912156
No problem bud.
>>74912168
A family who doesn't support your dreams is no family.
>tfw wiped down my desk and the ants stopped coming
cum lol
>>74912314
Good job!
Think I have some sort of infection but I'm too autistic to go to the doctor.
It's even free for me to go and I still can't get myself to do it.
post
im back from work you guys
>red sox have a game that starts at 10PM this week
not a fan of the west coast
>>74912541
>big pharma
>free
They'll diagnose it as something deadly and give you perscriptions until its no longer """""""""""""free""""""""""""""""
Hospitals and pharmacy are just another business.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>74914201
I'm on medicaid so it would still be free for me
Denmark, I know which anime the little burger girl is from. Remember, you recommded the anime. I don't like the Japanese Garfield though.
>>74914220
you're still supporting their evil schemes by just going to them
>ok
good night cum
business idea: start a business
>2003 was 14 years ago
what the FUCK
>14 was 2003 years ago
>>74914150
reeeee
>>74914150
*tucks you in*
>manko
>>74915019
Shit. I remember the Scholastic book sales in my elementary school from that time and playing Doom on Windows 2000. Time flies lads.
liquor store opens in 45mins
hmmmmm
So does spongebob piss out one of his holes or does he have a penis with holes in it
>>74914277
*steals ur food*
kek
>>74916518
Didn't I have a burger? I must have eaten it already.
>>74916605
are there still two torontos
>>74917011
The other one doesn't post much. Haven't seen him in a few days
>>74916610
American airman Dan Culler was interned in Switzerland after being shot down and repeatedly ass raped by Slav inmates, abetted by a Nazi-sympathizer camp commandant. He was a virgin at the time. The Swiss never apologized until 1995
http://tucsoncitizen.com/morgue2/1995/09/25/135427-abandoned-in-hell/
>>74917182
wtf I HATE the swiss
>canada is paying attention to me
>It's another job application that asks personality interview questions in the application itself
Who the fuck has time for this
>>74917346
you're unemployed, you have plenty of time for it
>>74903361
Will you be my gf
come and get one in the yarbles
>>74917372
just because I'm unemployed doesn't mean I don't have a life
>>74917554
But you don't have a life
>>74917577
>americans think that not having a job is not having a life
>America confirmed for corporate totalitarian trash
OOOOOOOHHHHH SAAAY CAN YOU SEEEE
>>74917627
I don't think that. This Canadian just doesn't have a life. Neither do you, because you're a worthless NEET with no friends.
>>74917627
you're right
>>74917661
>because you're a worthless NEET with no friends.
i have you, right? you're my friend
>I don't have time to get a job I have to post on 4chan
>jr help desk analyst
>2 years experience with some obscure proprietary tool is ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED
>>74917705
I HATE Danes.
I lost my virginity to some girl on Tinder yesterday
AMA
making me cry and pull out my gun
I'm gonna shoot this if you run
blow my brains out just for fun
>74917787
>I HATE Danes.
*rhythmically snaps his fingers towards your gf*
>>74917865
will you continue seeing her
the new paramore album is pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2ZTwZAxxE
>>74918105
Probably not.
>Required:
>2+ years in an IT support role
>tfw USSR could've been our greatest ally but Truman fucked all of that up
We could've prevented alot of things if this happened.
>>74918191
>being friendly with commies
Absolutely not
>>74918191
Completely wrong. The Soviets were always our enemies. We were only on the same side in WW2 because the Japs were a more immediate threat and the Germans declared war on us in a show of support to the Japs.
My bosses at my co-op placement said they were really happy with my work and I should apply for a job when I graduate but now they won't even respond to my emails
*spanks your tush*
you're very special, /cum/
>>74918208
>>74918260
How do you know we would've been enemies? Stalin and his ilk were fond of FDR and Stalin even wanted to be at peace with USA after WW2. It's sad because of Truman we couldn't have this relationship. I'm not even a commie but just imagine what could've been accomplished if USSR was our friend.
I'm so frustrated. someone at least give me an empathetic (You)
>>74918466
hope they get in a car accident mate
>>74918822
I know that feeling, Canada.
>>74903438
What movie
>>74918777
you mean, "what could've been accomplished if the US took advantage of soviet slave labor?"
slavery isn't bad. especially when you enslave the educated people instead of the stupid people
>11.5 hour old thread
>>74919492
i was in the store getting things for my little brother's high school graduation and this woman asked if i was graduating high school and said i look about 17 but im almost 21
hmmmm?
>>74919770
>almost 21
get out of here, child
>>74919916
if you're so fucking thirsty for (You)s i'll give you one to shut up
IT'S DONE
I'M FINISHED
FINALS ARE OVER
>>74919968
welcome to the club, pal
now you get to sit around for a few months waiting for your future to happen
>>74919968
finals are just beginning
haven't studied anything
>>74919529
That's not what I meant, watch the Untold History of the United States documentary and you will see we made a big mistake letting Truman in office. He's also the reason why Islam hasn't reformed yet (meddling of CIA)
just another 12 (TWELVE) hour /cum/ thread
>>74920074
read the three volumes of Gulag Archipelago to understand why communists cannot and should not be trusted in positions of authority or influence
>dane pretends to be a retard
>turns out to be an actual retard
like
P O E
T R Y
>>74920114
Kys autist
>Kys autist
>>74919492
>>74919572
>>74919725
>>74919800
>>74919916
>>74919962
>>74919968
>>74920003
>>74920044
>>74920072
>>74920114
>>74920159
>>74920159
Happy birthday?
>>74920170
what are you talking about?
wish i could grow facial hair
>>74920260
it says "poetry"
>>74920349
i'm not a r-r-retard....
>>74920339
>>74920380
don't do that
Post the Brazilian monkey soup meme
women dont want to have sex with me
>>74920423
not an interesting meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfk7M18n10I
great posts retards
The cat, buds
POO
JUST
FUCK
MY
I hate japanese idol culture
Succin toes is my last resort.
Suffocation.
No breathing.
REEEEEEEEE