/brit/: Basically Really Interesting Threads

this is an extremely leafy OP

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>>74902372
BILL
NYE
THE
SCIENCE
GOY

>TR-TR-TRANNIES RULE!

>>74902372
why bill nye look like beautiful squidward xD

Bill Nye is right: gender isn't necessarily the same as sex as determined by chromosomes. For example, XY people with the condition CAIS have a completely female phenotype with breasts and vaginas. Klinefelter's males and Turner's syndrome females also have abnormal allosomal karyotypes. The list could go on. What a beautiful spectrum :)

Should I buy these suppositories to get rid of the gallstones I got after surgery a year ago?

I don't like the idea of pills in my bum.

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poo in l-

morning lads. up a bit early today

Ummmh... Please no homophobia in the General general.

I myself am a non-binary asexual. /brit/ is a thread for EVERYONE. We are all beautiful in our own way.

thailad have you ever gotten poo on your willy during anal

>>74883477

>>74902467
How's the birdcucks?

>>74902478
little boys probably don't know how to use a douche so it seems quite likely

>>74902478
don't do anal secks

doing a big choony listen

>>74902478
thailad is a virgin lad

>>74902437
Better than having gallstones, plus if you've ever had a girl finger your bum, you'll realize it's not so bad

>>74902530
post

An Iranian, a Canadian, and an Astrophysicist walk into a bar. He says "the kosher wine, please". Plot-twist: they were all the same person. Plot-twist: He's actually a Jew and his family fled to Canada due to religious intolerance in Iran.

>>74902502
>>74902533
don't recall asking you pair

got called a dirty wanker in fion mccools

>>74902551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFFPcFTTCP4

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a vegetarian walk into a bar. "Gimme a pint you mug" he says, the barman replies "Oh my God, Morrissey. I loved that band you were in".

>>74902545
Says to lube up the old royal american and stick one in and let it sit for like 15 minutes before bed each night for 7 days.
Supposed to induce a heavy biliary release and then it'll eventually make it's way out with some minor pain.

got called a peanut in the bic factory

>>74902551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFI2zlwa9ac

>>74902614
sounds like good fun tbph

the state of /heem/ right now

Jesus this jokes are utterly garbage

>>74902627
Serves you right for the recent uptrend in peanut allergies
>>74902643
Except for the possibility of "rectal tearing and hemmorrhoidal exacerbation"

>>74902605
Do west Anglos have "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman" jokes?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a White guy walks into his cuck shed. It was Louis C.K. and he creamed his pants.

DUMB MACACO
hahahahhahahaha

*laughs in brick english*

got called beto in tijuana

>>74902667
yanks do polish jokes instead of irish ones desu

>>74902701
there's a lot more mexican, black, and jew jokes

>>74902701
I've heard that before, "pollack" jokes, bit strange t?bh

I think what self-hating westerners fail to realise is that: the west has done some evil shit, but every culture is filled with evil. At least the west developed advanced technology and spread it across the globe.

Africans kill, rape, enslave. So do native Americans. So do the Chinese. The Indians. The Arabs.

At least the Europeans had guns rather than sticks.

>>74902667
An Ontarian, a Quebecer and a Newfie were picking up their kids from daycare.

"My daughter was born on Victoria day, so we called her Victoria," said the Ontarian.

"Is that right?" Said the Quebecer. "My son was born on St. Jean Baptiste, so we call him Jean."

The Newfie's face lit up.

"Jaysus what a coincidence! Dat's why we calls our daughter Pancake."

thailad walks into a bar. the bartender says "alri thailad, what'll it be?" thailad says "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots thailad in the face

>>74902742
The Arabs especially are still enslaving and killing people today

a
fucking
leaf

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off to work lads

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Life is meant to be effortless if you are fit to survive.

Life is meant to be effortless if you are fit to survive.

Life is meant to be effortless if you are fit to survive.

I'm confused. If Thailad is a turbororke why is he racemixing with jungle chinks? Doesn't check out 2bh I don't think much thought was put into this character

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on a train to nowhere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_assassination_plot_in_Tennessee

>>74902742
>I think
should have stopped there, you aren't old enough.

>>74902789
Explain how I'm a turbororke

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Thailad walks into a brothel. The Thai pimp says "you are not like the other Whitemen. You show a preference for the darker, man-faced of our young girls", Thailad responds "that's how I like 'em. Oriental and young".

Confidence and sociability are considered negative traits when you are socially low.

Had a nice dream but then the bleakness of reality washed over me as I woke up

For secure the existence of our people and a future for children we must kill the leaf

fuck off apezillian

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Doing a thunk

You fucking chinese diaspora beaver banger stop posting this shitty jokes

>>74902758
My favourite Newfie joke is this:

A Newfie was having a hard time attracting women at the beach, so he decided to ask his friend the lifeguard for advice.
"It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos--about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling ye, man.. .ye'll have all de babes ye wants!"
The following weekend, the Newfie hit the beach with his new Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody he walked past immediately covered their faces and started gagging.
The Newfie went back to the lifeguard and said, "I did what ye said, but it's still not working."
"Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!" said the lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!"

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https://youtu.be/abnKTyV7Nis?t=8s

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>>74902840

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can we make this an official brit image?

>>74902840
Foda maluco...

>>74902857
gib tranny gf

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>>74902840
I've found that if you stop running away from that bleakness the light gets a little closer

need to learn another language so i can escape the yank scum

Thailad "Throw the Jew down the Loo" Nonceworth

>>74902933
proto-indo-european

>>74902927
Come here, exist a tranny brothel 10 min walking from my house, with AUS$15 you become a happy man

>>74902933
Learn Portuguese to learn what "saudade" means

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

Am I right Thailad?

Thailad, the Brazilian, and one of these Aussie anons walk into a bar. Thailad sneaked PCP past the bouncers and gives it to his female(male) acquaintance. Throughout the night Thailad gradually slips opiates into everyone's drink when they're not looking. The Brazilian exposes his hairy chest and chimps out because his brain can't handle an alternate perception of reality. The Aussie, up to his usual hijinx, sets his pants on fire and does a little dance.

They all go back to a rotting Bangkok apartment building and bukake the young Thai woman(man) of questionable age.

>Tyrone is actually an Irish name

Woah... Were the ancient Irish black? I guess we'll never know.

Time for the daily shift change lads.

Yanks? Fuck off. Aussies? In you come.

>>74902989
They have a county called Tyrone i think.

have never masturbated

*waits for a decent post to respond to with sincerity*

>>74902999
*virgin walks into the thread*
h-hi i wasn't sure if i was allowed...

>>74902975
I don't see any problem with white people wanting to preserve the white race. If it was literally any other race nobody would care. If you see a problem with this, perhaps you're the racist.

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>>74902989
http://www.perdurabo10.net/irish-twa.html

>>74902989
Tyrone is an Irish place name (Tír Eoghain meaning Owen's Land) pronounced "tier-owin" . Nobody in Irish has ever been named Tyrone.

>>74903022
leafs can't be racist, they aren't human

>>74903023
wtf i love brits and irish potato famine now!

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>>74902989
baltimore is also an irish town name and you bastardised it into nigger central

>>74902989
Tyr is like terra and one is like Owen. Land of Owens.

The name seems to have been given to slaves by Ulster-Scot land owners.

>>74903022
I think the leaf is just pointing out it's a bit strange for a white identitarian to live in Thailand and fuck Thais all the time

>>74903023
>that's the celebration of their genocide
*buys a pint*

>>74903044
This. We aren't even the same species as you.

We're Homo Sapien Sapien Sapien.

>>74903047
did you come here because you have a script that identifies when people post rare spedes?

>>74903022
>perhaps you're the racist.

really made me think

*takes a comically sized bite of a pepperoni stick*

My god you need to be an utter fucking brainlet to think that working as an expat isn't any different from moving permanently to a foreign country, acting ethnocentric, having a dozen children, inviting your relatives, and voting for whichever seditious party allows it. Shut the fuck up.

>>74903076
Yeah you're some kinda homo alright

Britain? Not a fan
32 counties? That's the plan
Michael Collins? He's the man
Semtex? Into the van

Thailad walks into a bar. Immediately arrested by Thai police for his blatant use of hard drugs the previous night at the exact same bar.

>>74903101
thailad has so many holes in his logic but he refuses to acknowledge he's wrong

Love willies

me!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74903118
Whatever he's said, there is nothing inconsistent about being a "rorke" and temporarily working in a foreign country as a guest you Somali or middle-eastern mongrel leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-WifzQ2sWE

the so called tune

>>74903068
It's not like I'm a fulled fledged member of Identity Evropa or something. I merely don't see the issue. Only white people aren't allowed to be proud of their race, heritage etc. All I'm doing is defending that.

>>74903127
Not bent, just love 'em.
Hate minge.

Thailad walks into a bar exam testing facility. He passes with exemplary marks in age of consent jurisprudence.

>>74903132
the somali is the one making the jokes dumb yank twat

Thailad walks out of the office because it's lunch time :3

haitiANO?

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daily reminder you snaggle tooth subhumans unironically eat bread on bread

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>>74903144
>minge
How long have you been in /brit/ for you to know that word lad

>>74903163
There was an episode of South Park that used that term. Known it for years.

>>74902795
How did you get on a train to Now here?

Sinn Fein? Yes please
Irish Republic? 1 of these
Saracen? Gimme the keys
That aussies uncle? Cap his knees

Those whom we shall call "Universalists", who control the affairs of the world, are determined to mix and destroy the uniqueness, integrity and beauty of all different races, nations and cultures for their "New World Order", or as seen in the so-called Great Seal of the United States, their Novus ordo seclorum.[29] So, I first chose the name Wotanism over Odinism. First because W.O.T.A.N. makes a perfect acronym for the Will Of The Aryan Nation. Secondly because he was called Wotan on the European continent and only called Odin in Scandinavia. Therefore Wotan appeals to the genetic memory of more of our ancestors. And finally because a split had to be made with the game players, deceivers and universalists who had usurped the name Odin.

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>>74903161
looks alright ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiIqi4xdYGU

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Yanks probably have worse dental health on average than Brits 2bh

There's one race I approve of being racist, and that's the Andamanese. They deserve to hate foreigners after all Nigel and Pajeet have done to them.

Audrey from Twin Peaks lads

>>74903223
good work fella

thailad what's your opinion on pints

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Europeans aren't allowed to be ethnocentric to restore "balance" to the world. It isn't about ethnocentrism but balance because Rasheed is allowed to be the turbo-rorke that he is in Pakistan and in the UK to restore that balance. Try to create egalitarian "justice" on an international scale is a characteristically western disease wrought by its endemic leftists.

Every Leftist movement eventually progresses to some sort of international leveling despite whichever faux-ideology they before. Feminists will embolden and apologize for Muslims. They will abuse "white men," the most progressive and altruistic men there are around them while ignoring the migrants they apologize for are disgusted by them. Leftism acts in the universal power-structures from the bottom up no matter what makes it up.

>>74902933
Have you considered Australian?

IRA? not a fan
Fenians? dislike
Celtics? don't respect that much
Loyalists? an admirer

>>74903239
Brazilians do not understand the fine art of poetry and therefore everything you just is said is wrong

odd that the only people who like loyalists are the people who don't have to put up with them

>>74903239
it might not rhyme but it's the truth

>>74903249
I have dyslexia sorry

>>74903229
Thailad just sent me a text.

>can't drink many pints meself. Most of my bar money goes to greasing the palms of the lovely little girls I have with me. Lol

>>74903201
wanna cook an english bird gourmet toast sandwich and shag her

got called orange scum in galway

If a national power-structure is lopsided relative to the global one then leftists will blatantly defy national interest.

>>74903258
>>74903259
>>74903260
>>74903266
>>74903267
snap

Anglo-Saxons? Into the ground
Ian Paisley? He'll come around
Ounch of C4? Use a pound
Protestant morals? Yet to be found

>>74903267
fuck off yank

>>74903272
i'll snap your runt neck

Going to sleep lads, may God bless us all

sopa de mocaocao

Aussies? not a fan
Bogans? deserve a ban
Utter shite?? Tim Tams
Kiwis? fuck lambs

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love thinking about early human migration. Weird and isolated populations like the andamanese, Australian abos, and Melanesians really capture my imagination

>>74903293
There is no God, and given you live in the 3rd world, you're the opposite of blessed.

>>74903301
é uma delicia meu amigo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BjBtPToV6I

weeewwww

>>74903314
you leave in 1st world but is a fat virgin and friendless cunt, you're right, there is no God

were dinosaurs real lads? don't think they can prove they actually existed

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>>74903235

Name for a child? Gotta be Pat
Queen of England? Boring old twat
Armalite rifles? A shipment of that
Irish-American? Don't be a prat

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>>74903111
>>74903185
>>74903278
>>74903343
Fantastic posts

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>>74903266
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Things I like:
>Fannies
>Pints
>Fags
>Inglin
>Fish n chips
Things I don't like:
>Willies
>Halal
>Fags
>The Middle-East
>Exotic cuisine

>>74903111

good lad

>>74903342
cool post

>>74903359
All me

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>>74903359

>>74902372
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

im a chargin up muh lazer xD

I'm racist towards all the races. ESPECIALLY the Irish.

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the gf
t. Gavin Llwyllegylylgn (pronounced "smith")

>>74903341
brids, descended from some of the dinosaurs. dinosauria when considered, have never been extinct in history therefore they still exist. some parts are gone, but some parts have kept going.

>>74903400
>My Ancestors :)

fuck off

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Hmmm

I belong to one race -- the human race.

>>74903409
good running body, big arse means you are better balanced carrying a child or if you have big tits, pregnant belly etc. thats probably a local page 3 model.

It's funny how just in our parents' generation you could refuse someone named Sullivan entry into your furniture shop because the Irish track grime onto the carpets and steal things, but now if you do such a thing you have a lawsuit on your hands. What the hell happened to this country?

cigaretto

If I forged 23andMe results to show I was Ashkenazi do you think Israel would take me? I kinda look like Woody Allen btw but as far as I know I have no Jewish ancestors.

cornetto

>>74903375
Me in the bottom right

>>74903409
how can a leftist look at something like this and still claim that these half monkeys are just like us?

(((yanks)))

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>>74903423
OwO

(((us)))

How is it racist to protect your merchandise by keeping those thieving Taigs out?

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I often look round my in the city I was born and realise I'm the only white guy literally visible. It happened today and I took a photo.


These people quite clearly don't want to go integrate and the indigenous population have long since left from many whole areas of London.

>>74903459
>muh heritage
FOY

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>>74903448
There's only one race mate the human race

>>74903469
>muh heritage
FOY

>>74903435
They accept anyone that wants to expand their territory

>>74903469
Holy shit is that really London

watching a documentary about the murders in this small town in connecticut and the town looks so comfy desu

yanks have some comfy towns

When my dad was growing up in the 1840s, the first things someone would ask you is what race you are. Just a few syllables and someone would know all they needed to know about you.

Irish - trickster rogue
Indian - savage
English - civilised
Scot - semi-civilised
French - barely human

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brendan fraser just understands me

i think most of the canadians here are schizos

>>74903497
The way people of old describe the Irish is exactly how the Irish describe Travellers

Makes you think

>>74903488
Hm true perhaps. I've heard some of the Russians that move there aren't really Jewish

schizophrenia is the new punk rock

Tribalism is the new punk rock.

>>74903509
I think any leaf who can stand up to as much venom as we got thrown on this sub is going to be a bit loony. Rational Canucks don't post here.

conservatism is the new counter culture

Israel seems pretty cool. Blood and soil nationalism but you have to do Judaism? Seems worth it

PJW reminds me of the cringey right wing kid at school that was just salty about having no friends

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>>74903534
>sub
what the fuck
the memes are true

>>74903570
I post on a lot on a gaming forum where we have sub-forums. I keep forgetting what site I'm posting on.

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>>74903558
haha... yeah. that guy...

China has come up with a term for SJWs:

白左 (literally "white left")

>白左 is used generally to describe those who “only care about topics such as immigration, minorities, LGBT and the environment” and “have no sense of real problems in the real world”; they are hypocritical humanitarians who advocate for peace and equality only to “satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority”; they are “obsessed with political correctness” to the extent that they “tolerate backwards Islamic values for the sake of multiculturalism”; they believe in the welfare state that “benefits only the idle and the free riders”; they are the “ignorant and arrogant westerners” who “pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours”.

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>>74903497
>When my dad was growing up in the 1840s

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... Me Timothy James Byrne the Silenced Singer Denied by his Brother on Mother Base International Waters off of The Seychelles Islands picture ...

thairorke

>>74903589
I come from a long line of warlocks from the traditional warlock homeland of Cornwall (Kernow in Warlock speak). I walk around with a pointy hat because it's my heritage.

>>74903586
Lefties on suicide watch

74903586
haha yeah interesting
*walks away*

wish i were on a beach drinking rum right now

>>74903677
in australia

swerve swerve

>have qt 28yo female friend
>she expresses an interest in trying some drugs, says it's because she never went through that phase when she was younger
>ask her what she wants to try
>"Oh just stuff like weed, MDMA , shrooms. . ."
>sounds alright
>"... have you ever sine heroin anon? I kinda want to try it"

I feel like something might be wrong with her. Anyhow, she wants me to stay round her house one weekend so we can do LSD together. What do ?

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Penzance is the international Warlock capital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spT9vQ2JORo

>>74903586
BASED CHINKS

*gets run over by 5 chinese drivers and passed by dozens of chinese pedestrians as my bollocks lies in a bloody mess in the streets of beijing begging for help*

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>>74903694
sure, or even on lake ontario.

summer can't come soon enough.

>>74903696
You can do heroin without being a junkie

You'd be surprised at the types of people who do it behind closed doors

have done heroin behind closed doors. You'd be surprised at the types of people who do it behind closed doors

>be non atlantic canadian
>get flooded

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I left a kitkat on my desk yesterday and it's disappeared. Pretty sure the maid got it.

just wanked behind closed doors

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shitting myself laughing at this image

I use heroine, but medicinally to treat my anxiety. I'm not addicted. I just take 6 dosages throughout the day intravenously the way it would be done if the medical profession acknowledged heroine as the rejuvenating product of refined opium that it is.

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Never realised Neo was so fabulous

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https://youtu.be/N5V3wcREqcI

Two girls for everyone.
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woodie
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goodie
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back set or a rear window
But it still gets me where I wanna go
And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one.
Two girls for everyone.

would you get arrested when you came back to your country if you travelled to syria and fought for the assad regime?

>>74903696
The heroin appeal is completely logical to me, why would you not want to try "the best". I think it's pretty weird that at 28 she is starting to get curious about drugs. I'm surprised that there is anyone who hadn't dabbled with drugs by 25 would then start later in their life unless they had a complete break down/ got hooked on prescribed. It's just so weird to me to imagine someone waking up at 28 and then suddenly deciding they're interested.

Bus just went from 3 people to full in two stops. Why is my life so shit?

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GOSWALD SMUMPF

The key to riding the bus is being first in line at the bust stop, not waiting for old and slow people, and identifying and then taking the best seat on the bus as soon as you step foot on the bus.

>>74903758
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-may-15-2017-1.4112604/why-rebuild-after-flood-if-it-s-likely-to-happen-again-asks-climatologist-1.4112612

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doing a poo lads haha

>>74903788
did she eat it

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mum bought two cheapo made in china little devices that use batteries and they're broken within 10 minutes of opening the package

what is wrong with women

>>74902805
I don't think either

>>74903877
I don't know, it's just gone. It might even be in the fridge but I haven't checked.

>>74903878
they're not all on my penis haha
just kidding, i have trouble getting hard lol!

thailad you fucking airhead

Oh look, the far-right rears its ugly head again on /r/ukpolitics (are /pol/ brigading again?).
Powell was a race-baiting scumbag who used fear of 'the black man holding the whip hand over white man' to gain political capital. He said nothing of Islamism and wanted racial discrimination to be legal.
I long for the destruction of ISIS as much as anyone, but fuck you if you think you can use the Paris atrocity to push this 'Enoch was right' bullshit then fuck you. This is low even for a little troll like Heffer.

donald mumford and sons is not my president

>blaming the thai maid simply because she's thai and you actually had it in the fridge

thairorke

>>74903826
Source on this meme

>>74903903
could not give a fuck less you literal lefty reddit dickhead

Germany passing a law today that can have you locked up for expressing or sharing "hate speech" or "fake news" on social media.

if you insult, mock or demean the king of thailand on fb you can go to jail

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>rorke

>>74903941
Since when did Thailand set the bar for freedom of speech?

i'm a virgin

never even held hands

i'm not even ugly, quite handsome actually, i'm just a neet recluse who's never bothered to get laid

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Carbon monoxide alarm went off last night at half 3. Didn't get back to sleep well. Off to work now.

>>74903941
don't think thai culture is compatible with the west tbqh

>>74903958
>i'm not even ugly, quite handsome actually, i'm just a neet recluse who's never bothered to get laid

hmmmmmm yeah I bet

>>74903960
just get on the dole. no use being a wagie

>>74903960
noseberg will NOT be happy with you being tired and mopey at work

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Want Priti Patel to stand on my bollocks

>>74903958
Same aha
I'm also very intelligent but just lazy aha so I failed uni, smarter than most people still aha

*does a little dance*

>>74903738
>>74903816
Perhaps so, but it is still a tad worrying. Seems out of character for her and plus later on she was saying she's tired of not feeling anything. I feel like this may he escapism rather than her just wanting to have some fun.

Anyhow, any advice for the LSD ? We're meant to be taking it on the Saturday and then I'm staying overnight. Basically spending the weekend together. Gonna chill and listen to music together but I'm not sure what else to expect

would like to visit iraq, and this is the important part, for purely historical purposes, i.e. to visit the babylonian and assyrian ruins
do NOT like terrorism and would NOT fight on any side
in fact im just going to wait until the whole ordeal is over before i go
i am NOT a terrorist

>>74904037
What else is there to expect?

Can you not spend a weekend with a female friend and not contemplate sex?

>>74904065
You can see those ruins in London

>*reads the list of ingredients in buckfast*
Ah, so this is why Scotland has a lower life expectancy than England.

>>74904096
hmm where exactly

>>74904110
grimsby

>>74904037
As I said I think suddenly wanting to use drugs at 28 is probably the result of some kind of mental problems rather than a genuine curiosity (not that this isn't necessarily the case for younger users as well). I've not taken LSD but as far as my understanding goes if you're trying to maximise how "safe" the experience is then you want to have a sitter and you want to dose as little as possible. From what i've heard from other people you also want to make sure no one has a shower. Also it's probably best if there isn't much outside noise at your house.

>>74904114
DONT make light of history it is a SERIOUS subject and i will NOT reply to you again

>>74903977
compared to your average walmart shopper i'm fucking adonis
>>74903985
graduated salutatorian from my vocational school haha

>>74903913
Stephen Colbert

Say what you want about our government spying on us and cutting off our foreskins, but at least we burgers have pretty extensive freedom of speech.

>compared to 500 pound mart sharters with no teeth i am a literal sex god

>>74904110
The London Museum

>>74904148
I'd call you a fat yank but I'd be arrested so i will just think t.

>>74904162
in Grimsby

>>74904118
>make sure no one has a shower

Never heard of that before. Why's that?

>>74904162
ive seen enough bits in museums matey i need to breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe in the air and go underground and that
did you know there are assyrian tunnels beneath a mosque in mosul that isis blew up said to be where the prophet jonah was buried
with reliefs and carvings and that
VERY interesting and i would QUITE like to see such things for myself and im sure the tourism industry would WELCOME me and my cash but ONLY after the unequivocal cessation of hostilities

>why yes, i like learning new things

HE'S A NI-

HE'S A NI-

Muh russian hackers narrative maybe going out the window.
https://youtu.be/JacShITWs-8

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Walmart is one of the retailers I regularly worked at, and those places are legitimately the grimmest places in my city.

In you UK you guys have Asda, which is Walmart but they use a different name in the UK (sort of like Lays and Walkers).

Posting here on a Tuesday morning?
God you're pathetic

>>74904205
Going to report you to the King for using facebook

>>74904220
tuesday evening to be honest

>>74904183
Sounds like a sensor overload

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>Fox New

>>74904195
You know, you're going to waste $50,000 to travel to a mohmedean wasteland to see a bunch of shit covered statues that were too ugly to be taken back to serve as the viewing pleasure for the civilized empir

>>74904242
come tomorrow you can probably expect your outlet of choice to be covering it.

>>74904291
>>74904291
>that were too ugly to be taken back to serve as the viewing pleasure for the civilized empir

Source?

>>74904319
Common sense. You think Stongehenge naturally looks so pristine? Professional cleaners clean off the grime and mud and dirt every few months

>>74904183
biggest freak out i've heard from a friend who has done lsd was after she got into the shower when she thought she was covered in bugs lol, shower made it 5x worse

>Thailand's supermarket market-leader is Tesco
weird

>>74904398
Surprised too, thought it was Big C. Either way Tops Market is the best.

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i'm pretty sure i'm a retard

anyone else been called stupid by their friends and family all their life? haha

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>>74904440
forgot pic

Off to work, it's raining again

Not feeling cute today as some facial hair has regrown
I definitely have some face fat now though

>>74904469
post face amer

A Catholic, a Buddhist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. "Oh, we Catholics have the best spiritual leader. Our Pope, he is the best Pope. He believes that we should help the poor and heal the sick. We have such a good Pope". The Buddist retorts "Well, our Dalai Lama preaches selflessness and non-attachment. This yellow robe on my back? If you were cold, I would give it to you. Our Dalai Lama teaches us to be most selfless". The Muslim joins in "We Muslims? Our Muhammad told us not to kill". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "Unless they be non-believers". "And we must give 2.5% per annum to charity". The Catholic and the Buddhist nod along. "For our fellow Muslims so we may be plentiful and mighty". Now the Catholic and the Buddhist are visibly upset. "And what of the non-Muslim"? The Muslim continues "They must convert or pay the subjugation tax". The Buddhist says to the Muslim "does that not seem oppressive"? The Muslim responds "Only if you are in the lands in which we rule, or the lands in which we reside, or the lands in which we are in the process of conquering". The Catholic and the Buddhist snap back slightly jostled "Ah, so that's how you get so many followers"...

Looks like some dirty paki in front of me is watching an Islamic video

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>>74904486
how do i look haha?

>>74904460
Is it really a viable business strategy to import goods which are considered expensive in Britain and sell in a country with half the gdp?

>>74904495
still male

Had two nightmares. First was me failing an exam for a job ive actually been offered.

Second was me getting bummed against my will but i started getting into it by some lad i saw at gym who was stronger than me

Business idea: use '/sarcasm/' when your're typing out a sarcastic post.

Half of this board can't tell the difference.

>>74904486
Maybe Thursday

It's my day off and I have a lot on (GPs appointment and need to print something off at the library)

You want just a face pic or a full body, maybe both?

Also are you ever not on /Brit/

got called a fat blubbery bastard in waitrose

>>74904531
there are multiple nz posters

>>74904527
yeah great idea mate

that was sarcasm by the way

>>74904523
h-hot x

>>74904497
Bangkok has a higher GDP than say Manchester for example.

>>74904487
Catholics are also pretty repressive of other religions senpai.

Buddhists arent, they just adopt the indigenous beliefs to keep tge lay people and restrict actual 'ddhism to the monks

Got called a little Englander on the Anglo-Scottish border.

>>74904581
>>74904581
>>74904581
>>74904581

>>74903788
>Thailad boasting about his life again

MARGE, CHANGE THE CHANNEL

>>74904523
I have had a few nightmares over the years of guys trying to/taking advantage of me, I usually wake up when i'm "caught". Very unpleasent experiences and makes me really put off by men but at the same time I quite enjoy sterotypical gay culture (besides the actual homosexual part)

>>74904568
I'd say the modern Catholic Church and modern Tibetan Buddhism aren't overtly opressive anymore, though both profited off of serfdom and slavery in previous centuries.