/brit/

might trim my bodyhair lads

thoughts?

met a lass with a callipygian today lads

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whom'sdt art thou've thought's on've gf's of' finni'sh des'cent (re'post)

>>74900364
do people actually think this stupid nigger loving old cunt can win

I'm on a public toilet right now.

My suspicions were right. The toilet in my new apartment is unusually tiny. I think it's meant for a short, thin woman. Where as I'm a tall heavy-set man.

What the fuck. I'm not a manlet or a petite chick. Why is my toilet so godamn small?

foriners goe home

>>74900377
who is this wank tank

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_F48oaOskI
reminder that any of the detestable, vitriolic intolerance of other peoples like the words above will have you cast out of your community for being regressive and full of hate

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richard spencer's wife

high test af

whom'st /wank/ here

Bloody foreners should learn ENGLISH!

>>74900421
looks semitic

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>>74900391
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''quite

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>>74900436
shes russian orthodox

>>74900459
WHOM'ST IS'ST THI'ST

going on 3rd or 4th poo of the day
turns out a single dose of senokot works wonders
>>74900412
>>74900473
wish i knew

that's a man

Churchill didn't die so Pakistani would be an official language of Her Majesty's school playgrounds. I don't pay my TV tax for some Polak to talk down to me on the BBC. My ancestors didn't conquer India, and Kenya, and Cyprus so all thems could come over here and put their oriental spices in OUR supermarkets next to OUR bangers and mash.

corbyn is based, he hates the jews

>>74900495
>jeremy "a pike for every kike" corbyn

>>74900468
the nose knows. also they both have shitskin eyes and hair. they will not survive the coming ice age mate

>>74900509
spencer has blue eyes

spencer is mossad

>>74900527
spic

>>74900505
Corbyn isn't anti-Semitic himself, he's just allied to a lot of anti-Semites and tacitly condones it because Jews aren't important to him.

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>>74900517
(((brunettes)))

corbyn is hated by the jews as well!!

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what did he mean by this, /brit/?

>>74900553
it's just a stupid rorke conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!! jews are actually okay!!!

>>74900548
hmm

is he the hero Britain needs but doesn't deserve?

The conservatives? They've got my vote.

Wasn't Ken Livingstone a Jew? And Ed Miliband.

Then again, those are BLAIRITES! Corbyn's been fighting them (the Jews) before anyone else caught sight of the Judaising of Labour.

(((rorkes)))

why is it only the left that ever criticizes Israel, I wonder? hmmm having a cosmic think right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk28cgCG3Ho

always talkin' hardcore uk

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vote corbyn

What was Zach Goldsmith v. Sadiq Khan 2016 other than the British left choosing Muslims over Jews?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche#Government
(((Blairites))), you say?

Which one of you is 'Cheryl?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9wECjfiRg

>>74900646
tim is such a runt

why yes, I do subscribe to a neoconservative explication of the Talmud!

lmao fucking drumflets. best goys in ages

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this thing is so gassable

heemed three runts today, didn't even break a sweat

how do mexicans become antisemitic if there are no kikes in mexico?

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https://youtu.be/y1cFoPFF-as?t=804

blair, huh?????

Tune in tomorrow when Tim rocks out to 'We're Not Gonna Take It.'

ye alri

>if there are no kikes in mexico?
there are shittons of rabbis in mexico city

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>>74900685
>alice in wonderland

>>74900637
she was right proper slag

will aussies ever post anything interesting?

*posts something interesting*

business idea: tony blair swoops in and succesfully challenges corbyn for labour leadership, and then wins the election in a landslide

>>74900718
am interested

>>74900708
shan't

>>74900727
tony blair is not an MP

>>74900684
I'm an Ex-Muslim from a country that has never had Jews (not even small communities), and we fucking hate Jews.

I don't, but everyone from my country hates Jews. "Yehud" is the worst thing you can be called.

There's no other explanation than exported Arab culture.

>>74900741
he'll also forcefully take jeremy corbyn's seat from him (physically, with violence if necessary)

communists have no place in the house of commons anyways

>>74900747
why are you here?

we like jews in canada, keep your third world tribal bullshit away.

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(((leafs)))

>>74900747
fuck off literal paki

>>74900757
fuck off you dumb cunt

>>74900758
I just said I don't personally hate Jews. I don't like them either. They're just sort of proto-Muslims.
>>74900763
*tips turban*

>>74900788
fuck off shitskin

>>74900747
>I don't, but everyone from my country hates Jews. "Yehud" is the worst thing you can be called.
>>74900758
>keep your third world tribal bullshit away.

read, faggot

https://youtu.be/SV9wECjfiRg

So will Tim go into full angry silenced singer mode tomorrow or will he continue to sing out of tune and play the wrong chords all day long? Tune in in a few hours to find out!

>>74900396
Lol, he will be destroyed the only question is how large will the conservative majority be.

>>74900747
are you pakistani

>>74900797
>>74900763
>t. Emmanuel Rosenblat-Feldstein
>>74900788
you sound like a good lad. please impregnate many Anglo Canadian women but leave the Quebecois alone

*insert spongebob picture where he says "it's real nigga hours" here*

I AM READY I AM READY

>>74900816
>literal cuckold

>>74900800
he's practicing at 11 pm in tight flats, and getting shitty because his godawful singing, piano and guitar is being politely asked to cease for a day hahahahaha he needs to be locked up

>>74900809
If I said where I was from, you guys would make fun of me even more than if I was Pakistani.
>>74900816
Not a good lad. Just a radical contrarian from a strict Muslim family.

https://www.youtube.com/user/turpinbird

who is this qt lads

>>74900849
think you are the guy whose half iranian or something

>>74900800
tim is actually going fucking nuts

oxford health is his Illuminati

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Doing a Talk Talk listen. Review: really good

>>74900825
guess so, weird that it'll be dawn in 15 minutes here

>>74900849
POO

>>74900849
Ah, a Bangladeshi.

>>74900856
Tims estranged daughter

>>74900849
indian? bengali?

>>74900849
shitskin

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Salt and vinegar crisps

*has a eureka moment*

he's the somali

>>74900856
Don't waste your time mate. Already looked, all you'll find is a dead twitter page.

>>74900900
yeah he's probably a nigger muslim or a poo loo

okay so to nail this down. the two canadians who never shut the fuck up and argue about everything constantly have been found to be that annoying runt in vietnam and a somalian

wew

tim won't get sectioned

imagine calling chips 'crisps'

imagine calling colors 'colours'

imagine calling pedophilia 'paedophilia'

utter state of etymology cucks lmao

>>74900915
stop being such an edgy twat

Been fingerbanging the ol' guitar lads

Gaming. I'm a 45 year old man and video games "are my fishing or golf". I love gaming but holy shit I hate how many entitled douche bag kids who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground also play video games. Look jackass: just because BioWare puts a gay character in a game doesn't mean they're doing whatever the hell you're complaining about. Something about politics I think. Who know? But the worst is hate for people, ESPECIALLY women, who advocate diversity in games. Trust me kid even if someone makes a game starring a lesbian albino red headed left handed midget Eskimo (thanks Dead Milkmen) you'll still have 2,000 games starring some muscle bound idiot who objectifies women and kills lots and lots of brown people. Those games aren't going anywhere.

>saying nigger is now edgy on 4chan
ah yes, the ol' reddit must be paying a visit

i'd give me left nut to go ass to mouth with georgie and/or lisa

>>74900921
imagine fucking off yank

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is it stupidity or savant-like innocence?

n-word

>>74900952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

if you said the n-word irl you would get stomped

trying to act tough saying it online?

>sub saharan african
>muslim
>semitic culture

can you imagine any possible worse immigrant?

Feel bad for Tim 2bh

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>>74900964
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

really embarrassing

feck off yank

>>74900970
somalis look different than sub saharan africans

honestly they kinda look like the ethopianlad

>>74900972
Same, schizophrenia seems scary - hope Oxford Health stop demonising him and start helping without sectioning him

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>>74900964
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74900955
or people just watching too many movies. there are worse things to think than believing ghosts are real though

what does sectioning exactly mean

if you called a white person a cracker or cumskin irl you would get the shit beat out of you... oh wait no you wouldn't because a self respecting white wouldn't incite violence because of a word unlike niggers

what if instead of foreign aid we gave out foreign AIDS by dusting Toronto with particulate HIV virus suspended in some kind of eco-friendly aerosol

dumb pirate frogposter

dumb pirate frogposter

>>74900955
polls are so full of shit

>three in four americans
>the numbers add up to 234%

>>74901001
they force you in the madhouse for a bit

>>74900986
yeah Somalis and Ethiopians kinda look like black-Arab hybrids 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk28BUdZPac
me saying 'eh'

>>74901020
>>>>>>>>>>>>

you're allowed to have more than one superstition dickhead

>>74901020
>add up to 234%
you know those beliefs aren't mutually exclusive right? dumbfuck

>>74900987
>hope Oxford Health stop demonising him and start helping without sectioning him

the fact that cunt is allowed to be out on his own and not sectioned is an absolute blessing on tim by them. he's borderline right now and usually is. whoever sees him has a lot more sympathy for him than you're making out.

hook

line

sinker

>>74901020
>three in four profess AT LEAST ONE paranormal belief

they can believe in more than one at once also you fucking idiot

>>74901020
are you retarded or baiting

met this lad on sunday who has one of the most english faces i've ever seen. and i feel weird for staring at him, but i feel sort of bad. he's like 20, and just has this big nose, big head. it's a shame.

>>74900396
Only delusional students and scroungers

Americans will begin to consider Mexicans white in less than two decades from now

>>74900955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjHJ7FmV0M4
I wouldn't say being open to the idea of ESP falls into the realm of stupidity, or even telepathy. It isn't like the only physical phenomena that exist are that which we can observe, let alone explain, anyway.

>>74901041
I was joking about his own paranoid delusions when I said demonising. Can't say I know enough about mental health but if he's scared of the people trying to help him currently then it seems like there's a lot of room for him to improve

wonder what it would be like having a twin

for some reason every twin i know had a good social life

even if they were nerds, they still had gfs and a friend group

peanut butter and banana sandwiches are good as fuck

>>74901098
maybe they're more self aware as a result of having a twin

>>74901082
i thought you were playing the old card that a lot of people play. it's all delusion frankly. he "fears" them because they contact him and make him do things like stay in contact. he doesn't see himself as schizophrenic and sees everyone else as out to get him.

people like him are a menace desu

>>74901071
Being agnostic about and open toward the possibility of ESP--a possibility contingent upon empirical data--is different than expressing a positive belief about its existence

Every culture has folklore. Religion is codified folklore that's been socially applied.

Folklore are stories and tales retold generation after generation. These stories usually gather into a cultural canon. When the cultural canon is codified and made Orthodox (one version of the tale predominates), and then the story-teller caste/profession take the moral implications of these tales and make them into laws, you get religion.

74901117
awesome, thanks for clearing that up for everyone

ahahahahahaha

74901117
these kind of leafposts make me wish for nuclear holocaust in cuckada

Doing a The Clash listen. Review: it's alright

>>74901098
Not in my family, cool idea though I'm gonna be looking out for that now

>>74901102
Great without bread too, just spreading some peanut butter onto a banana as you eat it

>>74901112
But he's not having any treatment yet. If they can just get a meeting with him (as they are now) then they can diagnose him and hopefully get him to take pills. Maybe he'd choose not to take them, though

>74901117
regret to inform you i shant be reading this

>>74901154
do you have a license to post this many replies in one post mate?

>>74901117
interesting post, please carry on with this sort of thing.

>>74901154
he's seen them before iirc. he'd almost certainly be diagnosed and monitored seeing as he has a family and trust because he cant be trusted with his money.

Trounce right the fuck off you complete and utter spastic

>>74901098
I have a (non-identical) twin sister

>>74901154
>Not in my family,

story

>>74901187
tell me about your social life and your sisters social life

your academic/professional life

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how are you lads preparing for the asian century?

>>74901210
By being half azn (Not paki or other """"asians"""" of that sort)

>>74901113
Perhaps they're just drawing from their own experiences but have a little naivety and scientific illiteracy towards it all (not that it's the case for all of them ofc)

>>74901224
post half asian boipussy

Sequence of World Religions: Hinduism -> Jainism -> Judaism -> Buddhism -> Christianity -> Islam -> Sikhism -> New Religions (Mormonism, Ahmadi, Scientology, Baha'ism, et cetera).

>>74901204
you're thinking way too much into it. having a twin simply means you have another kid raised in the exact same environment and the exact same age. they're obviously going to be good communicators because they constantly have someone their own age to talk to.

>>74901174
No one tells me what to do
*smokes cigarette*

>>74901178
What do you reckon is best course of action then? He just doesn't seem menacing enough rn to take away all his autonomy

>>74901192
Not really a story, sisters are identical twins, they're both pretty introverted and haven't had amazingly successful social lives so far. Granddad was a twin, they both seemed like normal old men

>>74901224
Canada will be a spacefaring Hapa empire in 200 years time. Mark my words. Screencap this

i'm not racist i just don't like non whites posting on the same /brit/ as me

it's 4:20 lads
know what that means?

that's right, time for bed

Already light, can't get over this
t. aspergers mong

Donald YUCK!
Scronald BONALD monald LUMPF!
Kissed all the girls and they cried for a month,
Never shaves,
Rarely waxes,
He never disclosed all his taxes,
He's mean and rude,
And loud and crude,
Why not Hillary instead of this dude?
His hands are orange, his fingers are small,
He probably has no 'bits' at all!
So when you go to the polls,
Remember all us girls with hopeful goals,
Please America, not this chump!
Honald SPONALD tronald DUMP!

Poem by Hayley Buckland
Aged 12
As part of the Arizona "Inspire Girls" inter-school program

>>74901241
you forgot Zoroastrianism

>>74901250
hehe

>>74901204
she's schizophrenic so she sticks to herself mostly these days
though back at secondary school we were in the same social group
then at sixth form she befriended some arty types and hung with them for the two years

I don't think being twins really affects anything in any way
it's just like having a sibling but they're the same age as you and you share the same birthday

>>74901252
I had a cigarette yesterday because it was offered to me. My God, it was horrendous. I don't know what possessed me to think inhaling smoke from a thin paper tube stuffed with dried leaves would be a good idea.

>>74901252
pretty biased but he should be monitored closely and the moment he becomes an inconvienance, he gets sectioned. he was a pure menace with the dentist.

>>74901292
Like anyone gives a shit about Zoroastrianism.

There's only a few thousand of them split between rural Iran, Mumbai, Gujurat province in India, and a few families in various western cities.

>>74901295
smoking when youre drunk is great though

>>74901294
I bet Vladimir Nabokov would write an ace novel about you fucking your sister

Corbin needs to win. And he will. If not this election, next. Britainstan is finished, and needs to be sacrificed, just like Sweden. Send all the shit from Europe into Britainstan. Take one for the team Britainstanis, might as well, you are already a shithole.

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>>74901332
I'm sober 90% of the time.

I like eating trail mix when I drink. That's why bar nuts are a thing.

i just polished off 2 litres of water and still feel parched

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>74901295
What brand? Smoking is a bit weird I suppose but I've only ever had a 'My God, it was horrendous' response to Mayfairs before

>>74901308
iirc there was an Aussie that said he had to live next to a schizo so I'm guessing that's you. Guess it is a tough one if his mental health makes him a danger to others but imagine how awful it would be if you were a deluded mong AND had no autonomy. Whatever, hopefully Oxford Health manage to 'fix' him sufficiently

coffee enema

just polished off a knob

>>74901362
not even going to bother doraing this post

>>74901366
Drink some salt water to replenish the saline you've lost by salivating excessively. Saliva production should resume shortly.

>>74901366
Diabetes.

There's one disease I learned about in High School biology where your body rejects water and you die of dehydration. Maybe you have that.

Or diabetes.

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>>74901362
nobby's is where it's at

i don't know if pubs still do them though

>>74901410
Salt? What kind of salt? Do you mean sodium chloride, perhaps?

>>74901433
piss off skeet

don't know why people hate DS9
It's not as good as TNG but has a more consistent episode quality

>>>/pol/125695284
>>>/pol/125695284

>>74901419
you may be thinking of diabetes insipidus (different mechanism from diabetes mellitus but a few similar symptoms)

>>74901370
I don't know the brand. I just remembered immediate regret.
>>74901402
What's "fedora" about nuts being the perfect drinking snack? There's probably something psychological about it because nuts are a staple bar food.

>>74901370
yeah that was me. this is how it all starts. they can interpret literally any action as some sort of insult and "sign" that they're active in the conspiracy. they will get to a point, especially when they don't think there's anything wrong with them, that they basically have to have intervention because they'll never snap back to reality and resume medications.

i mean i do feel bad for schizos and it'd be an awful life but they have a responsibility to medicate themselves so theyre not an issue to others. imo the only reason they dont is because theyre harmful to others and not themselves, so they dont care enough.

>>74901456
nuts at a bar? how fucking old are you?

bars that serve nuts are not bars that young, socially active people go to

fucking hate canadians

>>74901487
Literally every trendy bar I've ever been to has had nuts.

They're ubiquitous in bars in my city.

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POOja In LOOja

me too

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The gf

>>74901539
would fuck her poo hole tbqh

>>74901458
Yeah idk what then. Remember seeing some schizo simulation where the voices were forbidding the person from taking the pills, not sure how accurate that is though.

>>74901525
don't trust you since you literally just said you're sober 80% of the time

how would you know the ins and outs of the bars

I've heard schizos and people closely related to schizos tend to be very creative

>>74900364
If you vote for him he will win.

>>74901612
There are people who go to a bar a couple times a month with friends and have been doing so long enough to become familiar with the local bar scene, faggot.

big fan of pints (metric)

I wish /pol/ would fuck off.

I respect the GOP more than the Dems because at least the GOP understands that politics is about power, not appearances

Hate cucks. Love /pol/.

honestly just want to keel over
shame i'm too much of a fucking coward to slit my wrists

>>74901626
m8 was a child prodigy genius and has schizo relatives tbf

/pol/!!!

I wish non whites would fuck off.

>>74901686
Jewish?

Hate whites. Love coloureds.

>>74901705
irish and northerner heritage

WHen someone becomes a chicano is it considered a conversion or a transition?

God what's vladimir drumpf done now

Why do the Irish pretend they're not British when 25% of Britain is Irish?

Why does Morrissey hate foreigners when both his parents (and entire family) were foreigners.

Does being Northern override being a Mick?

>>74901798
ah yes americans

in the old world people don't care about their predecessors, they only care about themselves and where they were born

Why do British people *logical incongruency* when it comes to the Irish? Doesn't that mean the Irish are practically British?

>>74901259
I will screencap your post and save it until 2217

fuck zlumpf

>>74901826
fucking thicko yank

>>74901826
This is nonsense.

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FUCK DRUMPF

>>74901798
Don't think he really hates foreners
Irish are hardly foren
English people with Irish family don't really identify as being foren, unlike in Scotland and NI where there's more demographic tension between brits and irish. Like I'm technically half irish but im just british really

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the Irish are a proud AMERINDIAN people

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The one and only reason the Irish hate to admit they're Anglo.

>>74901826
>>74901844
hes canadian not american

canelo is not irish

>>74901892
well he's certainly not a spic

>>74901882
in this case I say american to mean anyone from the americas

>>74901900
dont. should be call anyone from ireland british because they're technically from the british isles?

>>74901925
yes

Oi ee ye genocided er feckin' proud Celtic ancestors ye English bastards!

t. Patrick O'sullivan

>>74901925
the irish are basically british

>>74901895

>>74901954
I guess the Aussies weren't lying about the Kiwis being deviants

>>74901954
fuck ahahaha

74901954

FAKE AND GAY

Woke up feeling awful.

fuck sake, boss is freaking out because of Wanna Cry. It's a simple fix to stop the exploit but getting 30+ people to do it is like trying to herd cats.

fuck sake, boss is freaking out because of Wanna Cry. It's a simple fix to stop the exploit but getting 30+ people to do it is like trying to herd cats.

Morrissey has a little Englander mentality. Simple as.

thai chicANO

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lol tho

>>74901954
jesus
would never do that to my sister
would just be weird

got high last night, looked through a window and got freaked out because i thought it was a mirror and i was scared that i couldn't see my reflection

>>74902015
i got some shit like this on my computer because of my dad last summer and all i did was restore my computer

74902018
because you are homo

>>74902018
why, if you're twins that means you came from the same sperm and egg which means you're really the same exact person. so it'd be like masturbation really

Good night lads

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>>74902015
THAAAAAAAILAAAAAAAD!!!!

>>74902030
There's fake ones that don't actually encrypt your hard drive and just say "gib"

>>74902035
>if you're twins that means you came from the same sperm and egg

that's not how twins work you fucking spastic. did you drop out of 4th grade?

>>74902035
see >>74901187
different sperms different eggs
we look rather different

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>>74902039

>>74902045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locky

>>74902055
ah ok cool. so she's single then? can i have her number?

thailad is a stupid nigger

>>74902068
she's severely mentally ill with schizophrenia
no you may not have her number

Thailand your King has some wilds tattoos

>>74902079
are you a genius?

do you ever have those days where you're just basically a zombie. you have no motivation, no joy, no feelings.

>>74902054
yes it is you absolute fucking retard, that's how identical twins are made (the same zygote)
dumbfuck

An Englishman with 100% Irish blood, an Englishman with 50% Jamaican blood, and an Englishman with 25% Pakistani blood walk into a bar. The the first Englishman says "I love the history, the language, the culture. I can feel it. I am truly English, though my blood is from over the Irish Sea". The second Englishman says "England hasn't always been the good guy, but she's home, although half of my blood is from over the Atlantic Ocean". The third Englishman had a suicide vest strapped to his chest and only walked into the bar to blow it up shouting "Allahu Akbar! Death to the infidels!".

>>74902062
>not even a silent macro based word exploit.
The going rate for a 2017 CVE is only about 5k rn

>>74902079
i'm not picky. 23 year old kv, ill take whatever i can get. any goal is a hole. as love as she's not literally retarded, i'm cool with it.

>>74902100
would you ever use your tech expertise for malicious purposes?

@74902090
shan't one iota

>>74902090
Not funny

i don't even have enough motivation to drink this tall glass of wine i had poured intending to drink a few more beers and fall asleep drunk

>>74902112
nah, not like this anyway.

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If you vote for labour they will win.

DUMB MONKEY HAHAHAHA

>>74902120
Good. Because I came up with that in 60 seconds and I'm only posting it on /brit/.

>>74902130
>not like this anyway.

what did you mean by this?

A Canadian and a Brazilian walk into a bar. The Canadian glasses the Chimpzillian with his bare fists made of solid steel (literally). The Brazilian falls to the ground regretting messing with a superior human being.

Don't mind Mexicans, Asians or Jews. DESPISE Pakis. Not racist just don't like em.

>>74902112
you're under estimating how hard it is to actually do something malicious like that

>>74902147
Infecting random people's computers is a shitty thing to do.

""Chimpzillian"""
ahahahhahaahaha

I'd rather visit Mexico than go to a bar with you leaf

50 MMA fighters walk into a bar. I totally beat all their asses with my fists of steel. No intermissions. Just an hour of savaging glorified bags of flesh with my superior strength. They make it into a movie and it goes quintuple-platinum. Steven Seagal plays me, with me as the stuntman.

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>>74902170
>hard
If you can afford to be a big time skid you could be infecting hundreds of people by the end of the day. Just inject a trojan into a word exploit and get a mailing list. Instant botnet. It's not difficult for morons to do these things nowadays.

>tfw roommate is a korean and dentist is a Jew

to me, 'PC' doesn't stand for 'politically correct'; it stands for 'pretty cool'

South Asians are cornering the corner store market. Can't even walk into a 7-11 without being greeted by a Pajeet or a Rasheed.

>>74902209
obv meant writing one yourself. I'm pretty sure those exploits are detected now anyway

>>74900364
/brit/ meet up when?

tomorrow

>>74902245
Where?

>>74902173
what sort of malicious activities would you engage in

completely off the record of course

>>74902239
In the nation of Papua New Guinea this August

We should have the 2017 /brit/ meetup in Calgary.

>>74902234
Finding an exploit in something and writing your own payload is obviously difficult. There's still a massive market for unpatched exploits and encrypting a payload to be undetectable is simple.

>>74902253
Papua Guinea to violent, Vietnam is better

>>74902249
dublin desu

>>74902015
literally "Screen just went orange F A /\/\ lol"

>>74902255
For what reason?

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>>74902273
I'm down with that

We had a successful /brit/ meetup in Wetawaskin, AB. It was me, Jerry, a couple native american guys and this one Asian kid who kept calling everyone a "runt".

>>74902258
*pays you a load on your face with my fucking penis juice*
how about that then

>>74902252
Stupid shit like helping DDoS mastercard etc. when they stopped donations to wikileaks or whatever.

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>>74902267
nah I want to record some cranial measurements of melanesian people while we're there for the meetup

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>Insert suppository (10 - 15 seconds if you are a beginner; 2 - 3 seconds if you are a pro ;-)

What did the supplement makers mean by "if you are a pro ;-)"?

I don't get where the misconception /brit/ is a British thread came from. I started this general back in 2012, and it stands for: Basically Really Interesting Threads. It's meant to be the general of generals.

>>74902310
This looks interesting

Has the McGregor fight happened yet?
Not tabbing over to google this.

>>74902362
Not yet

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>>74902367
Thank you Brazilian. May I call you Joao?

>>74902380
awful

Brazil has an anthem for the flag and is ironically better than our national anthem

>>74902380
Nope

>>74902388
Yes, no problem mate

>>74902380
disgusting