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dark elf agrarian edition
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>dark elf agrarian edition
Lel.
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Reminder that in a just world, we would have been the British in North America
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kittens for sale, hmu in Balmora.
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>>74898886
would've been kinda cool tbqhwy famalam
but, they kind of ignored you guys
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>>74898886
No thanks.
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>>74898947
how large are they

you wouldn't believe the size of the rats in my attic

they keep chewing all the pillows up there
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>>74899037
Just welped from one of my guar tenders. no idea how well they'd handle rats yet. for the right amount of coin, I'll rent you my handmaid, she seems to do alright with rats. Caught her outside the excise office in Seyda Neen.
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>>74899084
>hiring n'wah

bah

i'd hire a dunmer quick as a nixhound but i wont let any outlander near my pillows
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>>74899182
I have an ashlander, but i imagine we would face the same quandary with such a s'wit
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*blocks y'alls path*
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>>74899363
~
setacrobatics->300
forcejump
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pause
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setAcrobatics->0
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profit
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>tfw no acrobatics skill in Skyrim
Why does Bethesda hate good games
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Y'all ever feel like the advice they give to people working in customer service couldn't be any wronger? I filed a support ticket on a site the other day and I've gotten three emails:

- one automated email to let me know it was received
- an email thanking me for my 'continued patience and cooperation' less than 12 hours later; I didn't do shit
- an email that opens with 'thank you for your patience' and closes with 'I appreciate your patience', telling me they have to pass it on to the next support tier because it's 'complex'

I don't need to be thanked for my patience twice every goddamn day, just let me know when you figure shit out.
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>>74899544
A big thing that annoyed me about that game was that there was no way to just blatantly abuse game mechanics in the late game like you could in Morrowind and Oblivion. No spell crafting and no enchanting rings to fortify your acrobatics skill by 300 and then leaping over whole cities. Also no drinking 100 bottles of skooma and then running like the Flash through the countryside.
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>>74899907
>get boots of blinding speed
>increase speed by 100 but gives you blind debuff
>put them on and use dispell magic potion
>blind is gone
>free +100 speed

be the flash all the time
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>>74899907
>>74899942
>rush through the mages guild starter quest until you get to the Arcane University
>buy a few Grand Soul gems and the Chameleon spell
>enchant all your armor with Chameleon
>can'tseeme.jpg
I stopped playing shortly after that
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>>74899973
i mean honestly the size of the map and the number of quests make it fun to play even with a broken build

i once did a playthrough as a bosmer sniper, i'd only use bows or thrown weapons with a chameleon ring
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>>74900012
It was insanely broken though, you could wail on enemies and they would never even draw their weapons

There was also the glitch where you could keep bound armor forever, so that helped with weight. I wish they had put bound armor in Skyrim
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>>74900056
Skyrim improved the controls for magic immeasurably but all the spells are fucking boring. Once you get over how cool it is using your hands as flamethrowers in early levels you quickly realize that all the fun stuff is gone.
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>>74900056
yeah exploits abounded in vvardenfell

honestly i expected them to expand everything in oblivion but they just streamlined everything for balance

bound equipment was one of those really cool flavor things they left out, especially considering all the daedra shit they had
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>>74900122
Would have been interesting to see the translucent bound armor
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>abusing game mechanics
but Tarhiel in Morrowind basically canonically confirms that people in Tamriel legitimately do fuck around with magic like the player character does. Unfortunately Bethesda decided to never expand on this and ended up nerfing the ability to do this altogether because they hate fun and they hate you.
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>>74899625
>customer service
always awful, without fail. When I moved into my current place it wasn't wired up for internet yet, so I called British Telecom to come do it for me. Four times they sent somebody over to explain to me that they can't install internet because the place wasn't wired for interner. Every single time I explained that's what I had called them to fucking do. Called their customer support, unintellible Pakistanis in some outsourced call center can't understand my accent and I can't understand theirs. Finally get a number for a call center in Britain, they completely fail to understand what the problem is and in the end just send another technician to tell me that he can't install the internet because he can't install the internet.

The whole thing was like a prolonged Monty Python sketch and I was without internet for over a month. Eventually I just mailed by router back to them and didn't even get a refund for it.

The next ISP I called came over and did it the next day, and was done in fifteen minutes. Used all three of my Google accounts to leave the nastiest reviews possible for the other one. I've never despised a company more in my life.
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>>74900406
>bamboozled out of your refund by perfidious albion
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>>74900406
>can't install the internet because he can't install the internet
I kek'd but what the fuck was their reasoning actually?
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>>74900406
>Called their customer support, unintellible Pakistanis in some outsourced call center can't understand my accent and I can't understand theirs. Finally get a number for a call center in Britain, they completely fail to understand what the problem is and in the end just send another technician to tell me that he can't install the internet because he can't install the internet.

>The whole thing was like a prolonged Monty Python sketch and I was without internet for over a month. Eventually I just mailed by router back to them and didn't even get a refund for it.

Yeah, this. I'm always amazed at how inept the support for some companies is. Apple was the last company I'd expect to be like that, but when I've had issues with the iTunes Store I had to email them about, it took a good four emails before they actually understood the problem. Like, did you fucking read the first three? It was just as clear in those.

Naturally, they pad out their emails with the shit they're told to say. "I understand that [you're having a problem other than the one you described]. This must be causing you a lot of [negative emotion]. I can certainly help you with this today."

Nope, because y'all can't read. I don't want your sympathy, just learn to read and tell me what I need to do to fix it.
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>>74900479
Basically I live on the top floor of my building and the wiring the lower floors had to the internet cables under the street hadn't been extended up here yet. What each technician came prepared to do was to connect my router to the already existing wiring in the hallway, which I expressly said didn't exist and wouldn't need their help doing anyway if it did.

Then the technician would show up, with the wrong tools, and give me an explanation that he wasn't prepared properly for the job at hand and would need to come back another day with different tools. Then, they'd send a different technician the next time instead of the first guy, who had evidently not been told by the first guy to bring the right tools, rinse, and repeat. It was just the stupidest damn thing ever.
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>>74900638
wow yeah you're right, this does sound like some sort of comedy sketch
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>>74900624
It's a sad state of affairs when this hellhole of an imageboard is more helpful with tech support than the actual manufacturers of products. The insults and troll responses are a lot more bearable than canned niceties and apologies.
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>>74900755
Mmhmm. Where did they get that BS from anyway? Surely a bunch of people didn't take time to fill out the "how was the service" thing at the end to say "y'know, I'd really appreciate it if the support guys apologized and showed a little sympathy".
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Why does Australia have compulsory voting
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What would be better, a one-party state or a no-party state?
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>>74901584
One in which the government only exists to make sure that you honor contracts and don't kill anyone
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this Thread is now part of the Aldmeri Dominion
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>>74901736
>Muh Ancestors:The Race
No thanks
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>>74901736
>altmer

make like dwemer and genocide yourselves

charcoal skin red eye master race
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>>74901736
>>74901783
>>74901806
Am I the only one here who hasn't played these? Jesus.
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>>74901827
yes
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>>74901827
Probably
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>>74901827
Yep. Give them a shot.
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>>74901846
VERY good post
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>>74899625
Every other day I deal with some retard who couldn't follow directions or read the fine print swearing they're going to post my chatlog or our emails on facebook or tell all their friends about us. Being as polite as possible is just way for companies to cover their asses while telling you "tough shit" or "it's your fault dumbass." Since your conversation might go public.

Basically it's in our best interest to be overbearingly sweet as possible. Also for every reasonable person like you who can wait several hours for an email we have people who will email us multiple times in an hour trying to get in touch with us rather than try any obviously faster method of communication. So thanking them for their patience and setting the expectation that whatever their issue is will take time is basically to deal with that guy.
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>>74901904
I guess you really can't please everybody, huh. As stupid as the result is, it's in your best interest to try to please the crazy retards—the sensible folk aren't going to slander you every chance they get because of some overbearingly polite emails.
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So why didn't Keening kill the Dragonborn when he was holding it without Wraithguard?

>inb4 it lost its power
Bullshit, it was perfectly fine in Morrowind
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>>74902105
BETHESDAAAAAA
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>>74902183
Do you remember reading anything about the Imperials and the Khajit going to Lorkhans body? I can't remember reading anything about that
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>>74902105
>trying to make sense out of bethesdas bullshit
nah
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>>74902197
in skyrim?

personally no

>>74902204
bethesda a shit

i love/hate them desu
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>>74902232
>in skyrim?
Just in general. It's on the forums but I haven't found a source

Apparently a bunch of kitties climbed on each other's shoulders and went to the moons. The Imperials flew there on giant moths
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>>74898796
There's literally nothing wrong with the sixth house prove me wrong
Pro tip you can't.
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>>74902369
why would i want to do that

dagoth ur remained steadfast and loyal to the nerevar

his intentions never changed despite the circumstances

if i could have sided with him i would have
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>>74902412
>if i could have sided with him i would have
This, though his endgame was fucked
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>>74902445
well shit, i'd played through just about every other way i could think of
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>>74902466
What the fuck are you talking about
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Maryland and Delaware are included in Dixie according to the Census Bureau. Is this a bullshit definition?
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>>74902484
played through the main quest like three times and then when the expansions came out like another dozen senpai

im saying more content would be nice for another playthrough
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>>74902573
Oh. I was talking about Dagoth Ur's for turning everything into the infinite
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>>74902633
yeah, him winning would've been bad, but it would've been a wild ride

heres a good primer on the deep lore

https://fallingawkwardly.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/the-metaphysics-of-morrowind-part-1/

pic related
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>>74902674
I can't find Thief of Time, nothing comes up on Google or on the library
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>>74902697
its discworld book, terry pratchett

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_of_Time
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>try to read something about Boethiah on reddit
>3rd comment is by a fedora insulting Christians
Not even once

>>74902749
gonna kms

Terry Pratchett is pretty good tho
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>Akatash is not Auri-el is not Alduin, are the Akatusk
>but the Second Dawn
>but Akatusk
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CHIM CHIMney CHIM CHIMney CHIM CHIM CHer-ee
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>>74902978
Stop repeating reddit comments
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hello
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>>74902992
hey pal
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>>74902990
I don't go to reddit you absolute homo.
I can't screen my great posts to check for reddit if I don't go to reddit.
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how do you feel about Richard "homosexuality is implicitly white" Spencer protesting for the Lee statue in Charlottesville?
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>>74903152
I think he's a Jewish plant and he should fuck off

No one is that annoying irl by accident
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>>74903152
CIA/FBI plant, or an extremely dumb asshole.
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>>74903181
>>74903241
i really don't think this is a plant
hes just autistic

i don't like his thing about Rome or pan-white nationalism
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>>74903311
White nationalism is a meme, all non-Anglo Europeans tend towards authoritarian regimes and they can fuck off
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>>74903328
the French, Irish, and Dutch are fine imo
The Scandinavians are more collectivist but not authoritarian too

I get why he wants white nationalism, basically as a replacement for Christianity, but its not going to happen
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someone still needs to defend those monuments though idc if its Spencer or David Duke
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>>74903636
this
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>>74903636
True, but them defending the monuments might hurt the cause in the long run. It makes it too easy for people who want to take the monuments down to go "look, evil racists support the monuments!!!1!one"
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>>74903636
Of course they should be defended, but the problem is these guys are being counter-productive because the light they've put themselves in.
It's pretty obvious who the city councils and whatnot are listening to.
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>>74903698
I found a reference to the moon thing but I haven't found anything substantial

>http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Break#The_Middle_Dawn
>More unorthodox accounts make claims that the sun had changed color, that people birthed their own parents, that gods walked amongst mortals, that the Empire spread its reaches into the stars, and even stating that Cyrodiil became an egg.


>>74903636
It's just going to make them more taboo if they're the ones to defend them
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>>74903705
>>74903734
>>74903729
there isn't going to be a long run in a lot of places if something isn't done now
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>>74903759
I don't know why you're saying that here, it's not as if anyone is going to do more than bitch about it and feel sad about the inevitable destruction of the West
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>>74903734
ok, it's a Kirkbride and Battlespire thing
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>>74903781
I'm saying its not a bad thing that they're out there in cities that have already chosen to take them down

Fortunately in Richmond the city has decided to just put up monuments of blacks farther down Monument Avenue to match them which I think is the best solution

however in cities like New Orleans scorched earth is acceptable
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Good morning pals
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>>74903917
Good morning Turkbud
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>>74903991
How was your day bud
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>>74904273
Tiring, how was yours
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>>74904294
exhausting.
came to home at 6 and passed out half an hour later.Slept for 13 hours.
Now i am listening to komşu's music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDKT0GDpOg
Gonna take a bath then start working
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Bump before I head to bed
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>>74907803
Ah, just came to bump but it looks like you beat me to it. And with a woman eating a whole goddamn block of cheese, to boot.
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>>74907833
It looks delicious.
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>>74907803
I remember when American hate threads used to be good and stuff like this used to be posted instead of DRUMPF and shoes in the refrigerator.
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>>74909321
I like the shoes in fridge tbqh.
But it does get stale once its overused
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>>74909321
>>74909152
well here you go
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>>74909472
Doesn't everything? The shitty frog's funny the first couple times ya see it. 500,000 frogs later, it's time to give it a rest.

Or keep beating the dead horse into the ground and draw new ones, whatever.
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I hate the media
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>>74912379
excellent post
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hi
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>>74914131
hello friend
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>>74914131
mornin
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I'm not entirely sure how language works in TES. Is everybody speaking a lingua franca or something? Because it seems like everybody does have their own separate languages but never use them.
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>>74917301
they just don't want to fully flesh them out
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>>74922186
good post
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>>74922310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOdkMRniig
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>>74922400
gooder poster
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>>74922443
i fuggen love king of the hill

its pretty much a dead accurate depiction of a southern suburb
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>>74922186
>tfw you've unironically said y'all'd've
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>>74922560
It's one of my favorite shows, I just started rewatching it and I love it even more now.
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>>74923001
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If you had to chose only one, would you erase Miami or Austin from existence?
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>>74926292
Some of the Cubans in Miami vote red, nuke Austin
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>>74926451
yeah, to their credit, cuban americans fucking hate communism
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>>74926292
Austin.
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I haven't had an omelet in a long time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U

>oh they call it that good ol mooountain deeewwwwwww
>and the men that refuse it aaaare feeewwwwww
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When are we going to cleanse the South of degeneracy
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>>74927547
I had one yesterday.
It had onions and french fries in it.
Was pretty good
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>>74927804
ayyy turkbro

how're you today
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>>74927804
Evening Turkbud
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I should really install autism flags

>>74927962
Pretty good, i started working on one of my classes last final project today, profesor stretched the date to 2 weeks instead of 1.
How is your day going

>>74928177
Good evening pal.
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>all these /arkansas/
I get the joke now
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>>74928543
Arkansas is the most powerful state in the world
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>>74928606
Im surprised they even have flags for regions tbqh.
Unfortuanetly my town has suffered by gerrymandering and i dont want to be under ç*mar flag
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>>74928687
Yours appears to be broken
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>>74928780
just didnt set it up.
I live in a backward part of istanbul,everyone will make fun of me ;_;
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*grooves along to Billie Jean*
Take that Christians

>>74928860
Just do it, no one here will call you a roach
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>>74929352
>more white flags
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>>74928993
>being scared of getting called a roach
I am more scared of my own countrymen if anything.
Anyway the flags look boring aswell
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>>74929537
i think its literally just a white flag with istanbul written on it.
Never seen it before
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>>74929619
Jesus christ what are y'all doing?
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>two US flags on every aisle in Home Depot
Are other countries even trying
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Women should never get tattoos.
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>>74929876
>he doesnt have wandering street vendors just walking around selling turkish flags whilst carrying like 50 of them
get on my level

>>74929733
Thats actually not too bad of a design.
The triangles (if i remember correctly) are supposed to imitate the hittites, and the rest is shaped like a mosque
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I just watched a lecture/speaking at an american uni.
Christ dont you know its rude to interrupt people by clapping whilst they are talking. Even i was annoyed
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>>74930149
It would be far better if the design was centered and the letters were removed. Words on flags are almost never a good idea.
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>>74930386
I dont think its supposed to be a flag,i havea lmost never seen it used as a flag.
More like a logo
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>>74930435
ah well you can't beat us in shittiness in that department. It's jarring because Istanbul is such an important historical city, I can't believe it doesn't have a real flag.
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>>>/tv/82830846
in case anybody's interested
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>>74930804
good memes in there
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>>74931115
>dude the plantation owners duped those dumb hicks lmoa
Shan't
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>>74930804
>tfw so far behind on memes that I don't know what half of 4chan is talking about anymore

Can't we go back to the good ol' days of "epic win" and "did it for the lolz"?
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>>74931164
i dearly wish we could
>>
What language should I learn
>>
>>74931159
That argument always makes my skin crawl a bit. As if the union forces weren't just a bunch of demoralized factory workers and FOB micks being run into a meat grinder by the northern elite.
>>
>>74932072
What do you want to accomplish by learning it?
>>
>>74932072
learn farsi

iran is gonna be a big market unless we saddam hussein them
>>
>>74932111
Reading books/talking to people online. Might visit the country eventually

leaning towards French or Russian
>>
>>74932156
For books I'd definitely say Russian, although I'm not really /lit/ myself.
>>
>>74932072
turkish TBQH.

>>74932156
I tried learning russian but its too hard to juggle between 3 different lanuage families. French would probably be much more easier and practical for you
>>
>>74932322
French is definitely easier. Slavic languages are incredibly difficult, besides Bulgarian, which nobody wants to learn anyway.
>>
>>74932322
What is your script called anyway
>>
>>74932377
Altaic branch of the Ural-Altaic languge family
Same branch as japanese desu. Alot of bastardized arabic,iranian and french words thrown in homewer

>inb4 we wuz

>>74932368
Most slavs living in the west know english anyway so you dont need it
>>
Reminder that as the US withdraws from the world global trade will start to break down

get your pocky while you still can
>>
>>74932588
oh no
>>
Also a friendly reminder that the only countries less involved than the US in global trade as a percentage of GDP are Brazil and South Sudan
>>
>>74932726
yes but is your country #1 at tea consumption per capita.
Didnt fucking think so get on our level
>>
>>74932726
>>74932923
fuck i forgot the link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita
>>
>>74932368
As far as I know, Bulgarian more than makes up for now easy its nouns are with verbs. Look at this goddamn conjugation table:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cъм
>>
>>74933227
for how* easy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAVw7IZCt4
>18.00
>''how the fuck are we going to make an eu5''
God damnit johan stop dishing out DLC's
>>
Stop playing video games
>>
Stop sucking dicks
>>
>>74933568
No lol
>>
>>74933579
I guess it really can't be helped if you live in Conway.
>>
>>74933620
The other Arkansas poster lives in Conway and he's fucking 3 different grills
>>
>>74933695
I also live in Conway and I can confirm.
>>
>>74933826
Conway is the most powerful "city" in the world
>>
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>>74934024
>59 thousand population
>mfw citylets respond to me
google says 64 but this page says 59 which one is correct
https://suburbanstats.org/population/arkansas/how-many-people-live-in-conway
>>
>>74934118
Don't bully Conway.
>>
>>74934118
I think 64k is the estimate for 2017, that site is probably using the 2010 census
>>
>>74934231
64k was the 2009 census acording to turkish wikipedia.

>>74934164
I cant help it its so cute and irrevelant
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>>74934322
Delet this NOW
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>>74934836
You're not welcome?
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>>74934869
Nope
>>
>>74934922
I'm sorry to hear that, bud
>>
>>74934941
Me too :(
>>
>>74934950
You'll get over it tho :)
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>just made it to 666 pepes
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James Madison is underrated.
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>>74934965
no i wont
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>>74935258
suck a dick :)
>>
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>>74935335
i cant
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>>74935361
why not?
>>
>>74935379
bf's at his house until I move into a new apartment
>>
>>74935404
oh no :(

hope it works out, bud
>>
>>74935431
It's only going to be 2 more weeks or so
>>
Maybe being gay is just the result of being really afraid of getting cooties from a girl when you were a boy.
>>
>>74935503
Maybe
>>
>>74935503
Maybe it was the cooties that DID this.
>>
>>74935660
It was 4chan for you lmoa
>>
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>>74935689
How will I ever recover
>>
>>74935689
h-haha! btfo!
>>
>dixieland BR edition

Be against slavery just because you don't want the Portuguese flooding your land with black people
>>
>>74903328
>actually believing this meme
>>
>>74936686
>meme
>>
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>Europeans
>>
/Louisiana/ here
The fourth monument in New Orleans is being removed right now.

http://www.fox8live.com/story/35446507/city-of-new-orleans-begins-removal-of-pgt-beauregard-statue-celebrating-the-lost-cause-of-the-confederacy
>>
>>74938159
>pgt beauregard
Why are (((they))) such cunts
>>
>>74938159
New Orleans is more Cajun than it is Southern, if that makes any sense. I'm not surprised they're having such an easy time getting rid of them.

What becomes of these monuments, anyway? Are they sold to private collectors or dumped in the trash?
>>
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The nights are getting humid. Time to get out the ice tea.
>>
>>74938532
They're being stored in some undisclosed warehouse while the city decides what to do with them.
>>
>>74938568
Oh yes.
I've been keeping two pitchers in the fridge for the past week or so: one of iced tea and one of water infused with cucumber / strawberries / lemon / whatever other good stuff we have on hand.

For a little variety, you can try making different kinds of iced tea. Thai iced tea, cold-brewed green tea, and of course good ol' sweet tea, or whatever else you got.
>>
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>>74938568
yessir
>>
>>
We sure do post a lot of good food and drink in here.
>>
>>74939442
You should post accordion shit
>>
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Hmm, yes. Father's are truly the rulers of the household. As such, if the Father is a weak ruler, the household will rebel. The son will become a burn-out, the daughter will fuck black guys, the mother will tyrannize.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>74939494
Want to see mine? Here, took this shortly after I got it.
>>
>>74939670
I was talking about you recording yourself playing it
>>
>>74939670
>>74939718
Looks really nice tho
>>
>>74939718
Not gonna do that right now (there's folks trying to sleep upstairs), but I ought to sometime soon, yeah.
>>
>>74939733
I understand, I didn't expect you to do it now

How did you end up playing the accordion?
>>
Hey
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>>74939808
Cool, I like my city flag.
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>>74939755
Played piano for many years (since I was, like, 3?) and wanted something more portable. A piano accordion seemed logical.

In the end, I had to get a little roller cart to wheel it around on in its case, as it's too heavy (~23 pounds, plus case) to carry around for long periods of time. Found that out the hard way when I tried carrying it a couple miles to class one day. Nearly dropped it, had to grab my pen in a fist to write my name (y'know, like a 2-year-old does) because I couldn't fucking move my fingers. Took an Uber to get it back to my apartment, a couple blocks from campus.

Eventually I wanna also get a compact/lightweight model that I could carry in a padded bag or something.
>>
>>74939808
Hey!
>>
>>74939808
Hola

>>74939839
>Eventually I wanna also get a compact/lightweight model that I could carry in a padded bag or something.
That's going to cost you another couple of grande isn't it?
>>
>>74939923
Yessir. Most likely, anyway. There's a couple I've got my eye on, for $4500 and $5000. Depending on how much I've got saved up at the end of the year, maybe I'll treat myself to one of 'em.
>>
>>74939982
It seems like it would be neat to learn how to play but I don't have the time

I don't even get to play the instruments I know anymore
>>
>>74940184
Which are those?
>>
>>74940216
Piano and trumpet

I played trombone in marching band but I didn't really like it so I wasn't very good at it
>>
>>74940238
>>74940216
Violin too
>>
>235 posts
>35 unique IP's
Thread = Dead
>>
>>74941916
It always slows down around this time.
>>
Does anyone still say "Howdy"?
>>
>>74942056
Oh yeah, it's nighttime here. How could I forget...
>>74942072
Only in Texas.
>>
>>74942100
God bless. I would love to do a road trip round the South one day.
>>
>>74942072
Some of the older people do

>>74942131
Where would you want to visit?
>>
>>74942365
Ye mum cunt m8 Xddddd
>>
>>74942851
Bit gay
>>
>>74942863
Why tho everyone visits her on a trip xd

I facked yer madır and you happened my teacher
>>
>>74942851
You know, I was enjoying him not being a typical Australian. Why'd you have to come and do that?
>>
Reminder that Numidium is a robot who hates everything
Reminder that he was specifically built to use the Heart to argue everything into zero-summing itself
Reminder that the Dwemer were right
>>
Morning y'all
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>>74946521
morning
>>
>>74946521
Hey there. How's your day look so far?
>>
>>74946675
Just doing various things to take my mind off university while I wait for my results. Just want to be out of here desu
>>
Why are Americans allowed to post on /int/?
>>
>>74946521
Morning
>>
>>74947823
Ah that's right, you had exams.

>>74947855
Do you feel like you shouldn't be able to?
>>
test
>>
>>74950338
and we're back
>hiroshimoot nagafucki in charge of server maintenance
>>
>>74950375
>4 hour long maintenance
Christ i had to be productive for 3 hours wtf
>>
>>74951148
I know right, it sucks
>>
Test
>>
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>>74948959
not him but non-Southerners are leaf-tier posters
>>
>>74959073
So, not stupid, fat racist, violent, anti-inellectual, incestuous bible-thumpers?
>>
>>74959120
Yes. Southerners are God's people
>>
>get home
>ded throd
fuck you conway
>>
Last night I dreamt I had sex with a Muslim girl I know.
>>
>>74960831
gookmoot nuked the servers for a few hours and nobody could post

>>74959120
>pepiks
>>
>>74961006
Yeah but that was solved hours ago, so he still gets the blame.
>>
>>74960831
I didn't do anything though?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEI4BYp6f8U
>>
>>74961371
Exactly.
>>
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>>74961383
I was asleep
>>
>>74961371
Exactly.
>>
>>74961415
Ain't buying it
>>
>>74961437
What are you buying owo
>>
>>74961479
Nothing, obviously.
>>
>have to wait until the middle of June to move into my new apartment because someone fucked up
JUST
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>>74961375
we gotta keep the chinks smoking this stuff so it keeps making money, I want to be a tobacco farmer one day
>>
>tfw moving the 1st
Conway btfo lmao xD
>>
>>74960891
>muslim girl
Triggered tbqh.
Just call her arab or indonesian or whatever.
Anyway hope you can get to fuck her bud
>>
This person has offended me severely. Following southern honor codes, I must kill him. How do I do it /dixie/?
>>
>>74961634
Duel
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>>74961626
it's payback for collectively naming us all Franks during the Crusades
>>
>>74961634
JFK is always a classic
>>
>>74961634
Well if you want to follow the old code of dueling then challenge him and allow him to choose pistols or swords.

If you want to do it southern style, offer him a choice of an upright fight or an rough and tumble fight, and if he chooses rough and tumble gouge out on of his fucking eyes.

>Rough and tumble or gouging was a form of fighting in rural portions of the United States, primarily in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. It was often characterized by the objective of gouging out an opponent's eye but also included other brutally disfiguring techniques, including biting, and typically took place in order to settle disputes. Though gouging was common by the 1730s in southern colonies, the practice was waning by the 1840s, by which time the Bowie knife and revolver had made frontier disputes more lethal.[1][2] Though it was never an organized sport, participants would sometimes schedule their fights (as one could schedule a duel), and victors were treated as local heroes.[2] Gouging was essentially a type of duel to defend one's honor that was most common among the poor, and was especially common in southern states in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries.[3]
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>>74961717
we called you infidel tbqh.
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>we called you infidel tbqh.
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>>74961959
>called
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>>74961993
I dont think that was edgy during the crusades.
Also go choke on some dicks conway.

>>74962045
>thinking western turks give a shit about religion
>>
>>74962138
Don't tell me what to do
>>
>>74962203
like you wouldnt have done it without me telling you to.
>>
>>74962270
I don't like to be rushed
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>63 thousand
Citylets, when will they learn
>>
What a stupid thread.
>>
>living in a third world country
top laff
>>
>>74962789
you n'wah
>>
>>74961810
I'll consider this.
>>
Orval Faubus died in Conway.
>>
>living in a occupied nation
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
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>losing to Britain
>ever
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why old-time /int/ memes so dank?
>>
>>74963167
I unironically like Leopold II.
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>Losing the only war you have ever fought as a nation

>>74963167
fuck i wish i was on my home computer.
Had some dank /his/ memes in there
>>
>>74963334
muh k/d tho
>>
>>74962789
Fireworks.
>>
>his '''country'' doesnt even has its own flag on 4chin

>>74962789
*claps*
>>
Reminder that the Kurds are right and they deserve their own state
>>
Oh you fucking didnt
>>
reminder that Anatolia belongs to the Greeks and Kurds should be genocided along side the Turks for taking part in the Turkish genocide of Assyrians, Armenians, and Greeks
>>
Say it with me:

Bro-tier
>>
>>74963855
>implying greeks arent bastardized turks at this point.
I bet you think bulgarians are actually slavic by blood aswell :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IZG2HFsLCE
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>>74898796
>the south will never rise again
>>
dammit now I can't play Skyrim without feeling angry, y'all
>>
saying that "Greeks are Turk bastards" is just another way of admitting the inferiority Turks
>>
>>74964083
>>74964083
>>74964083
New
>>
SAY IT WITH ME Y'ALL
I S T A N B U L

>>74963990
>all those love filled comments
Fuck i love komşu ;_;
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