Does anyone have that t.ikibey copy pasta?

>>74894542
Ask for it in the german general

What did Michael mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R1WPK3u8II

>>74894542
You are Turk

He's a Turk who pretends to be Greek because he was rejected by his kin on /int/. He's sad, ugly and inbred and derails threads with his bullshit spamming

Here is his story

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61519569/#q61527690


Mother and father are village people.
Mother was never allowed schooling or any kind of education, was later sold as a nanny under the guise of marriage and suffered my grandmother from my father's side.
It is really a cliche, I shit you not.
She became pregnant with me and I learned later she tried to kill herself with me.
Never wanted me, used me to vent her frustration at how unfair life is.
Threatened and punished me for no reason and made me feel worthless.
Nowadays she is like "I didn't do anything like that :^) it was your own fault for being like that:^)
Why can't you be like these healthily raised children :^) why you got no gf :^) you see me so much in other women that you gave up at any normal relationship :^) Something happened by our own fault?
Your fault, should have told us what we did wrong while you were not there to warn us :^)
Like we would ever listen to a child, kek!"

That said, I left and now she harps on my younger brother's.
That's life

>23
>laz
>short
>fat
>ugly
>dumb
>unemployed

>clean your room they said
I never did
>go get some bread they said
I said I don't want to
>get off the pc they said
I got off 15 hours later
>get a new haircut they said
I cut it myself
>go out and hang out with girls they said
I fuck my hand
>you're worthless
I cry
>shave your face
I shave my ass
>leave the house, go out
I go to toilet
>even kids speak better turkish than you do
>I'm gonna get rid of you soon
>you ate everything in the refrigerator again?
>I was working at your age
>He's your son, you tell him
>What should I say? He doesn't listen
>I don't want to see you like this
>your manboobs are bigger than mine

If allah exists, why hasn't he taken my life yet?

>>74895387
Was "laz" a typo?

>>74896461
Bizarre nation living in north east turkey

>>74896513
It seems out of place in that list, maybe it was actually "lazy"?

>>74896732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laz_people

>>74896865
I got it, but did he mention that in https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61519569/#q61527690 ?
If not, in my opinion it was just a typo

>>74896732
No we're sure he's an actual laz because it's obvious from his way of speaking turkish

>>74896865
>The Laz are ethnically a branch of the Georgian people

Why would Ikibey pretend to be a swarthy Greek if he was in fact the whitest of all God's creatures?

>>74896919
Oh ok, does that have something to do with the fact he believes to be Greek?

>>74896965
Yeah sure. He has an identity crisis.
He believes he's too white to be a turk despite the fact that 90% of the greek population is darker than him