/brit/

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guess

kpop

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interesting one this

>>74889910
Greenlanders?

oi, yank
say herb

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kek

>>74889910
SCOTTISH!!!

>>74889913
nice

>>74889910
Native Canadians?

>>74889918
German?

cute lads

>>74889913
those fucking legs.

>>74889910
can you answer to the one with the 1. something million in the US and 600k in England?

>>74889918
>15 to 40,0000

that's a big range, think they could count them if there were only 15

>>74889910

syrians

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think this one is quite hard

>>74890011
yep

>>74890025
disgustingly skinny

radical islamic terrorism

>>74890047
laos?

>>74890047
laotians

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>>74890051
Good taste, clearly not enough meat on the thighs.

just farted

>>74889939
>>74889983
>>74890009
>>74890040
>>74890042
wrong

it was icelanders

>>74890071
lads?

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>>74890071
>>74890087
maybe not

>>74890089
excellent tights legs lad

>>74890047
Thailads

well for one

her heart

belongs

to another

and no other

heart

will do

>>74889856
surreal

>>74889918

suriname

>>74890109
>it was icelanders
to which one are you answering, I am increasingly confused anon

>>74890135
reddit spacing makes this hard to read

one nice thing about being able to own guns is that it's an instant suicide always there if you ever desire it

>>74890158
yes

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/royal-air-force-asked-defend-ireland/

ah yes, the Irish airforce

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Once a paki said the violence against non believers in quran is aimed only at atheists

>>74889769
>>74889769

WHAT WAS THIS ONE YOU MONGFUCK

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>>74890199
!!!!!

>>74890215
it's us

>>74890190
I'm afraid that if I had a gun and got really really drunk, like I often do, I would do something stupid like shoot myself or someone else

New Tim activity, thinks Oxford Health is messing him around by giving him harassing phone calls now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSqcrbHOLNU&t=23m27s

23 minutes, 27 seconds.

>>74890220
rip

>>74890209
taiwanese?

business idea: make iceland a canadian province and make greenland a canadian territory

>>74890209

taiwanese

>>74890232
really? so I got it right when everyone said it was the Welsh?

not gonna lie, I'm fairly proud about this one aha

>>74890256
Afrikaners

>>74890282
anyone have his number? haha

>>74890041
When they started counting they were 15.but then they started flooding in

>>74890220
was this the little boy who was shot in a car in liverpool years ago?

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new ink

>>74890190
don't rub it in, I constantly think that if I had a gun I'd shoot myself without hesitation

>>74890256
afrikaners

>>74890288
don't think the danes would allow this

>>74890215
>>74890232
>>74890302
It's the Welsh you fucking muppets

>>74890256

white people

>>74890288
>making it UK territory
unironically good plan, Danes can't do shit with it all anyway

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Is this the daily Pajeet thread?

>>74890288
you may as well, no one will notice them missing

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try this one on for size

>>74890306
>>74890330
yes

>>74890220
He's an intelligent looking lad

>>74890273
i put on a full suit of medieval armour sometimes when i get three sheets

>>74890286
>>74890300
leafs

>>74890348
koreans

>>74890348
what the fuck

India?

>>74890348
South Koreans

might do a vote for jeremy corbyn lads

>>74890380
abbos?

>>74890348
koreans

>>74890380
KIWIS

>>74890380

lebs

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me and the lads

>>74890406
made me crease

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ffs I love TIGHTS SO MUCH

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Why does Tim sing and play the same few songs and record them at least once or twice every single day? Why does he say the exact same things every video?

>>74890414
>>74890402
>>74890433
ye

>>74890169
well for one

her heart

belongs

to another

and no other

heart

will do

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>>74890396
why is there 300k leafs in honkers?

>>74890478
He has mental health problems

>>74890478
because he's a fuckin schizo you utter newrunt

Why is the UK so Pajeet cucked?

Lad who thought his gf was about to break up with him here

She definitely didn't, made up, kissed a bit, had sex before she had to go, now i'm sat here drinkng a celebratory beer and /brit/ posting.

>>74890427
>>74890447
no
>>74890438
almost...

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me and the lads

Can't keep my dick in my pants, ay

>>74890449
makes me cry every time

>>74890282
Saw tim in central oxford in february

did not approach him.

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>>74890452

>>74890523
How can it be almost New Zealand? There's nobody else near them and Aus.

>>74890502
They are all millionaires who bought their citizenship and send their kids to school here.

>>74890519
FONT

>>74890502
dual citizens, presumably

a good portion of chinese canadians are from HK, and lots have dual citizenship.

>>74890507
I'm looking for a more in-depth theory than that you simple minded twat

>>74890547
new zealanders aren't an ethnic group

>>74890550
ah yes Hongcouver

full of qt asns

need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky

>>74890579
Moaris then?

>>74890523

errr Fijians?

>>74890523
maori

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What is the official choon of /brit/?

I think it's: https://youtu.be/yQOW56CvBxU

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>>74890542

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>>74890542
aaa focks sake need a tights gf asap

>>74890579
polynesians/maori

>>74890582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWYag_bFwKM

>>74890616
why not just get a normal gf and put her in tights

>>74890452
had a sex dream once where I got a thigh job from a girl in tights and did a large cum all over her tights-covered thighs

quality experience

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last one

>>74890592
>>74890608
yes

why are you all posting girls in tights? what does it even do for you? does nothing for me

>>74890633
armenians

>>74890656
low test new twat

>>74890654
Americans

>>74890654
Chinese

>>74890654
Portuguese

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This one? No cheating.

>>74890656
tights fetishism is pretty common here desu

>>74890623
lol

Actual chinese people are weird

>>74890654
polaks

>>74890654
Germans

>>74890691
yanks?

>>74890654
cubans

>>74890654
poles

>>74890721
this

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would destroy this anorexic bint

>>74890696
>>74890736
yes

>>74890654
jap

>>74890696
>>74890736
Poles in Brazil?

got a £200 amazon voucher but they don't stock reasons to live

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>>74890651
>get a normal gf
>>74890652
had a dream i was sitting in a meadow with a girl i've never seen before few weeks ago
she had tights on

>>74890721
Yeah I guess with Canada and Mexico being top it was too obvious.

>>74890784
have a cheeky sip now

>>74890764
Probably came over after WWII. Lots of Poles in Argentina as well.

>>74890784
*CHYNA*

Lad in my college course started doing vlogs
honestly so uninteresting. I wouldn't even know what to say if I made a vlog about my daily life

>>74890837
post them

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>>74890823
not a commie but i found this funny

>>74890693
it's not even the tights, it's the girls, what's so good about them?

>>74890837
for what? switch degrees asap

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this one is interesting

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tims so fucking angry at oxford health and marcus hausen
not sure he was ever this pissed off with the dentist, getting concened

>>74890859
nah hes a nice guy I wouldn't want marcus hausen following him home
>>74890878
im information systems not some shitty arts course. Hes just a big gymhead and makes videos about fitness and stuff

>>74890879
kiwis

stupid reddit using fucks

back in the day you'd be laughed off the chon for posting shit like that

>>74890878
>college
>degree
FOY

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>>74890282
>I mention that before this video I got a voicemail from the shrink trying to put something on me from Oxford Health which was like a modem being played down the line - check the phone records - this is them trying to mess with me

>>74890916
read that wrong my bad

>>74890886
he's only going to get angrier until wednesday until he goes to see them

reckon they might section him this time desu

>>74890837
Half the poshos in my course have or have had vlogs
The way they brag about them is mental, just such an odd lack of self awareness imo

>>74890936
what did he post?

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*talking heads plays in background*

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Drinking pic rel.

Is very nice indeed, shame they fucked the can design so badly.

>>74890772
send it my way boyo, got 200+ books in my wishlist

>>74890978
love the 'pa

can't buy it here

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>>74890954
depends how the meeting goes tbf, if he starts railing at them trying to "put something on him" they might take some measures

hope he's ok

>>74890917
no

>>74891011
/brit/ please stop messing with this poor mans mental health

>>74891011
how do I get a belly like that?

>>74890976
who is this girl

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wish i could get one of those JW bottles from blade runner

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>you know what you can do with them don't you?
>put them down a well for me

this is it lads

tim has made a threat against NHS workers

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have to go to school in 20 minutes
this cereal tastes bland

someone needs to show up at tim's gaff unannounced

>>74890879
Kenyans?

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can't believe they're ditching these things

>>74891058
no

ain't no SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE

this is why mom doesn't fucking love y ou

tim is so fucking insane

needs to be locked up asap

really wish I was cuddling with a cute lad right now in bed, all wrapped up, snug, comfy and warm
any volunteers?

>>74891045
what is he doing in this picture

>>74891007
supposedly not an IPA, just a pale. is slightly less bitter/hoppy than IPAs tend to be. £1.80 can in Morrisons tbqh

Yeah Germany has great beer...hefeweizen, bock, marzen etc. but looks like you struggle to get craft stuff out there.

>>74890937
we use college/university interchangeably too

>>74891087
*grins at you whilst you sing because I'm fucking your wife*

>>74891080
the pengest CAS

>>74891040
why cant you

>>74891040
>futuristic ultra-developed world
>less efficient bottle design than current-day

aaaah yes

>>74891102
there's a brewdog here now and one or two good local breweries but it's hard to get the nice yank beers

>>74891142
reddit

>>74890879
who the fuck

I heard somewhere that this guy called Marcus Hausen is a clown

was supposed to do the washing up

got high instead lol x

this is your brain on drugs
...

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lads
thinking of cracking open one of these
thoughts?

>>74890879
greeks

>>74891193
alri afroman

>>74891170
gonna get tim to start browsing /brit/

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>A10 is the pengest CA-

>GF is hot af but still somehow has low self esteem
>sees me as a literal god who has saved her from a horrible life
>scared to think what would happen if I left her
>really needy
>don't normally mind but can sometimes get a bit much getting text 1000 times a day
>talking to her tonight
>fall asleep for an hour
>wake up to like 7 texts asking why I'm ignoring her and what she's done wrong

Lads...

>>74891223
loved calling these in on call of duty

>>74891205
only have 1. they're strong drinks.

>>74891207
no

>>74891218
someone already tried la'

>>74891170
arse clown

business idea: infiltrate antivax/flat earther/raw food/hardcore vegan/organic food groups on facebook and undermine them by spreading even more nonsensical woo

>>74891205
>cider
>synthetic flavoured 'cider'

Put them in the bin, then hop on in there yourself.

Marcus Hausen hasn't even harassed tim for a while

tim's a dumb cunt

>>74891244
I was thinking of having a couple actually

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>>74890089
>>74889913

>>74891292
t. mr. hausen

Do you like advert music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDak

Heard people were talking shit about me?

>>74891239
told my gf I hated texting when I met her so now she's grateful if I send 10 or so a day.

Is peng.

>>74891325
*throws you down a well*

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>hot dog stuffed crust

>>74891289
alright then what do you consider to be a good cider?

>>74891325
vile slug of a man

you are no big guy

>>74891289
>this lightweight can't handle his Kopparberg

My middle name is unironically Marcus.

>>74891354
i stuffed your mums crust with my hot dog last night mate

>>74891353
>>74891354
>post times
fucking magic

>>74891322
*reddit music

Einaudi is pretty great, if a bit memey

>>74891171
>sporting goods aisle
>they're only in it for the coolers to keep their sugary drinks warm

quite a lot of layers to this image

>>74891325
gonna shoot you
throw you down a well
and shoot you

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>>74890452
>>74890542
>>74890616
>>74890777
used to have a tights gf but i lost her AND the pictures of her in tights

fuuuck me loved squeezing those thighs in tights and biting them

>>74891412
lying twat

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Advanced_Targeting_Pod

where to cop one of these?

>>74890879
the answer was Maltese people btw

>>74891403
Why is it Reddit music? I really don't understand what this means

>>74891325
need you out of business sunshine

>>74891426
well for one

her heart

belongs

to another

and no other

heart

will do

>>74891363
The best widely available one is Henney's

Better off going with stuff you've never heard of from Somerset, also French (Normandy) cider is peng.

For the record I find pretty much all cider too sweet (as does anyone who's palate hasn't been ravaged by a shite diet) and only drink one or two a year.

>>74891438
got some advanced targets for you right here

*opens up the runt pen*

*grabs a handful of fresh runts*

*scatters them into the wheat fields where they run squealing in all directions*

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>>74891325
where can I buy this tie?

>>74891475
imagine being such a vain twat you take pictures of yourself all day with the same post/expression

>>74891475
NEED a vapid, deranged and narcissistic gf

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snags

there really was a lunar eclipse the day christ was crucified

>>74891532
jacamo maybe?

In 3 years 1990 will be 30 years ago

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>>74891412
mummy tights best tights

>>74891571
>aussies actually call this sausage in bread
i actually love making them its easy, good food for a bbq with the lads but i cant believe the term sandwhich didnt get here yet

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this is what happens when you smoke weed

>>74891571
Good stuff mate

>>74891625
wtf i love mummy now

how to cop drugs in Edinburgh?
asking for a mate

not a fan of this whole living gimmick lads

>>74891626
why do you use toast for this? is the hot dog bun not invented in australia?

>>74891625
grim

>>74891632
smug cunt

>>74891625
terrible
janny, please get this disgusting man

>>74891651
what kind of drugs?

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the morning commute

>>74891651
>go to liquid rooms
>stand about
>get offered gear

>>74891660
easier this way innit no knife needed and only animals rip buns

>>74891412
wahey me too
girls arses in tights literally feel like the best thing in the world

>>74891647
always knew aussies were the best anglos

How do I find a heroin dealer when I have no friends

also someone to teach me to inject

see, i reckon you're about an 8 or a 9

>>74891632
His face is JUST tier in this

Is Dawnbreaker a good lade? I just got it and I'm hoping it is worth it after that long quest I just done.

>>74891706
you can get pre-sliced hot dog buns though

>>74891651
lad the whole city is full of junkies and new age hippy-fairy types just ask anyone

watching starship troopers lads

>>74891731
No, it's fucking shite. Like every unique thing in that cunt of a game.

>>74891632
Is he retiring for realsies this time?

>>74891725
reckon you can probably teach yourself to inject online

plan to kill myself by injecting something specific in the future

9/11 was the watered down version of the original plan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bojinka_plot

>>74891725
ask a homeless man

no, really

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>>74891625
m-mum?

>>74891681
Wew, pretty impressive technique, gone for the 10 plane saturation attack this time eh?

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>>74891780
>bojinka

>>74891681
who drove the plane into it? pretty sure al qaeda can't drive them and why would the pilot if he was gonna die anyway

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hmmm tights are being mentioned

>>74891760
I'm from buenos aires and I say kill them all

>>74891760
hmmmmmmm

i want to know more

>>74891828
He got married to a guy today

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DO YOU WANT SOME FIERY GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????

>>74891746
not fucking made of money mate fuck off

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>>74891828

hate gays

not gayist but just dont like em simple ass

>>74891651
are you the lad coming tomorrow?

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>>74891760

>>74891780
never knew about this
got any more interesting things

>>74891830
don't think you drive a plane mate

>>74891856
not a fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

I like big brown beavers though

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>>74891852
Hope I'm still a twink at 44 years old fucking hell
t. gay fag

>>74891830

Marwan al-Shehhi

He arrived in the United States in May 2000, one month before Atta. They both trained in Florida at Huffman Aviation, receiving their commercial pilot licenses in December 2000 from the FAA.

>>74891893
sail?

wearing a skirt

>>74891760
can't believe they had coed showers and denise richards wasn't there

>>74891936
pics xx

>>74891936
plymouth

>>74891927
apparently no one was concerned that they didn't bother learning how to land the fucker

>>74891890

this was intended to be crashed into or blown up over the eiffel tower

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_8969

>>74891760
love fascism desu

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yep, trustworthy looking fellow

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American Airlines are so efficient

they deliver you straight to the office

>>74891676
weed and maybe coke as long as I'm not getting completely mugged off
>>74891704
noted
>>74891759
what hotspots for these folk?
>>74891887
yeah

i'm a genius

>>74891838
what if zelda was a girl?

>>74891991
>Armed Islamic Group

I appreciate the conciseness and the pertinence of the name, straight to the point

>>74892055
edgy 14 year od

>>74892055
lol 9/11 memes are my favorite
especially when paired with a jojo to be continued meme
great post

>>74892089
Zelda is a girl. You're thinking of Link

>>74891363
litterally anything you find in a restaurant in Britanny

last time I had really top quality cider there

doing

a

poo

Theresa May is genuinely shite

>failed to meet immigration targets as Home Sec
>Cut police numbers significantly
>dodges every question at PMQs
>Gets BTFO during any live TV Q&A (see LBC and Robert Peston recently)
>Imposes orwellian surveillance regime
>Is fundamentally boring

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>It's legal to shag girls who weren't alive for 9/11

>>74892063
I can sort out green 100%, possibly coke

Post on here if you still wanna meet, I'm working tomorrow but off on wednesday/thursday

>>74891991
there were quite a lot of hijackings back in the day

that thankfully doesn't happen much anymore

>>74892146
well for one

her heart

belongs

to another

and no other

heart

will do

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>>74891856
neolithic gimmick

>>74892120
>>74892120
>>74892120

>>74892166
t. organ harvester

>>74892063
Tron Square/Cockburn Street if I had to say something. You're bound to come across one of those types regardless

>>74892130
oh!
haha do i feel like a plonker or what

>>74892193
it's a shame bristo square no longer exists

>>74892186
I'm not Albanian la' come on

>>74892089
>>74892130
a joke

>>74892158
It absolutely is not

>>74892113

I was actually 14 when 9/11 happened, funny that, now pipe down, kid.

>>74892252
I was 15

>>74892166
Make a kik so I can speak to you
I would meet a said location but need to tell you something first before I can consider meeting you