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colonial edition
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>>74885823
colonial reporting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0
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>>74885820
Would stay closer with him/her desu
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there is nothing to be proud of from the british empire.
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RIPPED

BLACK

MEN
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>there is nothing to be proud of from the british empire.
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>>74885910
munter
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I am here
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*gets schwifty*
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>there is nothing to be proud of from the british empire.
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>>74885823
>bone rattling
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can someone explain to me how a tiny island nation surrounded by fish suffers a famine?
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>>74885945
ah yes, slavery and genocide

very impressive
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>>74885964
more people than fish
jesus wasn't around
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>>74885832
I'm faced with two options: cremate you on the spot with a lightning fast punch or turn you into goo which I'll scoop up in a bucket and force feed to your nan. Mate you have awoken a fury inside me and I will not stop until every pasty little runt responsible for your creation is atomised at the end of my knuckles. I'll climb up your family tree dragging my sweaty bollocks across the face of every cunt that shares a single haplotype with your spineless arse
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>>74885964
Britain owned all the fish
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>>74885967
There was no genocide. There was no slavery from countries that didn't already have a slave trade.
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>>74885967
The british empire is one of the reasons there's much less of it now.
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lads why do i fall in love when there is no hope of anybody falling in love with me
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Just cannot be arsed to have to eat EVERY fucking day
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>>74885964
Fish were for export, not Irish tummies.
>new captcha
ooh lala
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race is a social construct
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>>74886033
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>>74885967
the British Empire was the greatest vehicle of global slavery abolition in the history of mankind
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>>74885284
new video _when_
>>74885550
she also kodes
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bird just flew into my window
dumb dopey cunt
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>>74885967
>First people to stop slavery
>Massively advanced the technological/economic environment in most countries we colonised
Hang yourself
0/10 made me reply
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hate pakis
love pints
simple as
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Been very high before to the point where I feel like everything and everyone is fake

I imagine that's what schizophrenia is like
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>>74885945
>>74885925
The British empire represented no betterment for the vast swathes of rural working people who saw colonial imports destroy their indigenous industries and farming. Instead they were drafted into the furnaces of industrial factories or employed as the cannon-fodder of the an all-consuming army - that did not think twice of their interests, but instead sought to protect the pockets of lords and nobles.

The British working class were as oppressed by the British empire as the subjugated peoples of Britain's colonies. The jingoistic feeling towards it, is the way that the powers-that-be try to attain assent from the miserable instruments of their grand plans.
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>>74886037
same

eaten a couple of slices of bread and a banana this morning and I'm still not hungry
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>>74885823
obsessed
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>>74885967
Slavery was abolished throughout the empire in the early 1800s and was extremely uncommon decades before that. What about the next 150 years of it.
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DEATH TO ALL MARXISTS

DEATH TO ALL SOCIALISTS

DEATH TO ALL LEFTISTS
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so ever since the psychoactive substances act, I've had to resort to buying legit drugs off the dark web
my life has been in the gutter ever since
I am a fucking mess

thanks mummy may
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>>74886033
because womyn are pieces of shit (men are as well)
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Riding from Addis ababa to cairo next month.
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>>74886112
Do us a favour and stop posting here
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*anything lisicki says*
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>>74886112
tell me about your capital city
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just downed 5 pints in 10 minutes what am I like haha
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>>74886083
You're a moron if you truly believe QOL in Britain went down from the empire.
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>>74886033
I've fallen in love with a lad
Can't have him though
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what did Nolan mean by this?
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>>74886104
>made you switch from Spice to something else

You should be thanking her for your brain not being fried
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>>74886112
hope you get kidnapped and beheaded
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>>74886092
when was the last time you saw a road sign saying you own the falklands.
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making a list of things that aren't gay lads.
1. traps
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anime
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CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
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literally more people than on trumps inauguration
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>>74886183
nonce
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>>74886128
Why?

>>74886155
Thanks
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>>74886146
>living in the open fields with your own small cottage industries
>vs being a literal slave working in a coal mine or in a foundry with smog fuckign your shit up
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>angloism and arrogance go hand in hand

thoughts?
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Can anyone find a source for the first one? (deficit down)


Can't find out how they've calculated that.
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>>74886182
im a trap and im gay
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Apologise.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJtteD4yhCQ
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so i watched eurovision with my m8s

does anyone get a sense from people "our age" 18-25 that they have a real disdain for their own nationality (in britain)

like obviously there was the periodic quips about how shit UK is and brexit etc
someone waving a union flag? "urgh can you imagine being THAT person waving a BRITISH flag"

literally everyone just mumbles in agreement at this kind of rhetoric, not sure why people are like this. You shouldnt superimpose your nations achivements when you are lacking in your own but really I don't see any reason for this inherent disdain for britain most young people seem to have

the way they talk its like brexit is the end of the world and we're all going to die, why do they have no faith?
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>>74885967
Read a book.
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love food
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>>74886081
nah I reckon it's like doing coke for the first time

you're suddenly a different person in a different world
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>>74886213
anglos are highly altruistic and self-critical though
it's the french who are known to be arrogant
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>>74886213
don't care
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>>74886148
bit gay
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>>74886150
if you kill your enemies, you win
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>>74886208
yes that is what happened all rural people were farmers and they all got enslaved very good
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>>74885967
haha you were wrong
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>>74886244
Your friends sound like bellends

Chances are this means you're one too
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>>74886112
how do you plan to cross the desert
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>>74886224
>Bailed you out twice from being a warm wet yankee cock socket
Eff RIGHT off buddy
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>>74886225
FUCKING BLUMPF
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www.strawpoll.me/12936285/
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>>74886257
anglo propaganda
we are highly altruistic and self-critical
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>tfw no beer gf
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>>74886219
disingenious because the budget was only high in reaction to the financial crisis (which the tories were tacitly responsbile for)
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>>74886219
>coalition of chaos
tories making corbyn sound much cooler than he really is
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>>74886244


Nice pasta cuntlips
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>>74886317
>hey chadbf2017 give me your beer so i can take an Instagram photo please
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>>74886317
she's pretty
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facebook page just got zucced lads
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>>74886205
shit team
shit league
Belgium have a better NT and league than you now haha what a joke
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>>74886300
Which desert
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>>74886326
don't know why they're bothering. just call him a communist because that's the kind of people he hangs out with
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>>74886272
pretty much what happened lad?
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>>74886244
that's everyone about everything since at least the mid-80s

world of irony

>>74886253
first time doing coke was nothing like this
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>>74886332
its not pasta 2bh
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>>74886325


Thanks m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5wvSTKe5g
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>>74886317
need a beer belly gf 2bh
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>>74885964
you're forgetting just how thick the irish are lad. many breeds of dog are more intelligent than the irishman.
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>>74886317
me with the pink hair
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might go to louisiana to visit my long lost kindred and burn a few union jacks
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>>74886357
>reee i hate how good looking people get into relationships together reeeeeeeeeeeee

stop
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>>74886325
>The glboal financial crisis centering around the American sub prime mortgage market and american corruption after glass steagall was abolished was the tories fault
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>>74886369
plastic league just like the pl
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>>74886377
i wana say sahara, is ethiopia not sub-saharan?
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lads is racemixing with a Jappo acceptable
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>tfw no beer belly gf
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>>74886405
not what i said though was it you dumb commie nonce
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>>74886378


He also writes for The Morning Star.
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>Theresa May now polling ahead of Labour with unskilled working class voters, a group Labour has not lost electoral support with since polling has existed

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/15/are-tories-workers-party-labour-polling-figures-suggest-they-are

Welcome to the Tory Empire.
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>>74886417
it was actually bill fucking clinton who signed the bill that deregulated subprime mortgages
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWYwckFrksg
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Is killing an Irishman really a crmie?
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>>74886213
>>74886224
>>74886403
fuck off frogs
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>>74886403
*they're all hillbillies living in a mosquito-ridden bayou*
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>>74886422
even the championship is stronger than eredsvile though
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>>74886223
pics
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>>74886317
cider > ale > lager
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>>74886417
why would an american sub prime mortage market problem affect the UK? surely global finance is a well-regulated indus... oh wait the tories
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>>74886417
>center

fuck off desert yank
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>>74886431
Once you get to the border with sudan it's a straight shot to khartoum and then the ferry to egypt. Ethiopia is the only difficult travelling ij eats africa
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>>74886483
I know... he abolished glass-steagall like I said.
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>>74886477
This can't be possible. It makes no fucking sense. Fuck this country.
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>>74886449
>it's the because I didn't explicitly say it I didn't say it episode

wew
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>>74885823
Ulster is indeed British
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>>74886494
schizophrenia is the most maldefined mental health condition in the world

to be schizo you need to express 3 or more out of 7 different symptoms

so in effect you can get 2 seperate schizophrenic people who don't have a single symptom in common
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>>74886519
all plastic no heart
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>>74886538
shut the fuck up leaf im British
>>74886536
absolutely idiotic post
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>all the British people including a British politician getting mad at Ireland on twitter because we gave the UK zero points in the eurovision
>now he's under investigation and suspended

HOWLING
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>>74886505
What do they think of French Canadians? Would I get muh heritaged by all the qts like a Brit going to America or Anglo Canada?
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>>74886565
its because she's saying the right things:
fuck europe + i don't like immigrants + jobs

turkeys voting for christmas, but you know, what are you going to do?
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radical centrists OUT
radical fat fetishists IN
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>>74886566
I was saying there's no way a girl like that drinks beer you fat retarded nonce fuck off
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>>74886542
you going by camel or horse or bicycle?
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>>74886599
yeah you really stuck it to us that councillor was a keypin in british politics itll all come down unified ireland soon up the ra
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stop replying to it, we all know he is retarded
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LISTEN UP YOU FAGGOTS

I COULD FUCK ALL OF YOU UP IN SECONDS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS PARTY LIKE ITS 1999 MMKAY MOTHERFUCKERS IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PUSSIES

DONT FUCK WITH ME SO LETS PARTY LIKE A PINK PUSSY AND GET WASTED OKAY LETS GO AND FUCKING DO THIS YOU CUNTS
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>>74886599
not a platitude of perfidy yet to be explored by the phenian race
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>>74886612
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>>74886638
It all came down on your uncle you absolute spaz, don' talk to me.
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>>74886600
oh I beg to disagree ;)
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>>74886602
weight gain or just fat?
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>Theresa May on benefits: "I think work is the best route out of poverty"

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/864120587236642816

NEETs are about to be BTFO.
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>>74886578
there's still heart in the football league
I support a conference team
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>>74886568
Go sniff some glue and find another traintrack to paint with your brains you druggo hun bastard
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Why the FUCK are there French Canadians posting here?
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>>74886606
what exactly would stop her from having a beer on occasion?
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>>74886590
>shut the fuck up leaf im British
doubt it
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earned £25 doing a 45 minute long psychological experiment that involved just clicking a mouse a few times.
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whats the best type of steak lads?
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who
>neo radical proto enviromenalist here?
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>>74886700
wahey
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>>74886384
was for me but then i did do a fair bit
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>>74886722
tell us how
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>>74886679
>every single aussie on /brit/ hates the Irish
>you still believe its the same guy who stopped posting months ago
just accept the fact nobody likes the fucking irish
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>>74886669
does anyone ever annoy or beg at you because you're so wealthy
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>>74886693
if she DARES touch the Christmas tenners
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>>74886669
whats that, a 600?

are you on dirt roads or is it tarmac all the way to cairo?
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>that third poo of the day
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>>74886715
wow that really revoked by citizenship
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Scotland more like NOTland.
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>>74886722
yeh, is that so?
*filters you*
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May strikes me as one of the most nervous Prime Ministers I’ve ever seen, constantly worried that someone will poke his head around the door and tell her it’s all been a mistake and she must go back to being head of the drains committee on some borough council.

She’s there because better qualified people are waiting for her to fail.
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>a Yank tries to tell you what to do in your own general
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>>74886738
damage control won't bring your uncle back
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>>74886737
I just applied to a fuck load of medical and psychological experiments. I live near a major uni, but I've done this in pretty much every place i lived (that had a uni)
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>>74886749
She's a Christian lad, your Crimbo tenner will be donated to the homeless, who need it more
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>>74886749
Oh, she is going to do worse than that.
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>>74886738
>wanting to be liked
>being this fucking insecure
I know you uncle groomed you lad but grow a fucking pair will you.
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earned £25 doing a 20 minute long physical activity that involved just sucking a lad's cock
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>>74886786
go fuck yourself
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>>74886768
you spelt centre as center

you're a yank

so fuck off
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>>74886573
pretty sure sweaty face, bad guitar and putting you out of business sunshine are 3 of the 7
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>>74886789
where do you apply to them
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>>74886691
weight gain
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>>74886787
>>74886805
>having to lie to yourself like this
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>>74886799


Hope she completely abolishes all government welfare programmes while she's at it
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>>74886827
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>>74886838
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>>74886748
Beggars are ubiquitous and they harass everyone

>>74886757
689cc crossplane twin. Mt07 in britistan

Delicious chinese highways
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earned £10/hour inspecting racial discrimination within bakeries across the country
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Reckon theresa's looking at my internet history right now 2bh.
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wearing a skirt
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Alri alri
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>>74886789

I also do a similar sort of work but I'm interested in doing a lot of experiments like this.
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A TENNER?
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>>74886854
racist
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>>74886870
is that you, 190kg?
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>>74886844
>claims all the aussie hate the Irish
>your the only one replying
Lmao
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>>74886776
scottish "people" in TATTERS
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>haven't wanked for 4 days

How long do you need to go for to have some benefit?
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>12 hours, 50 minutes til work
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>>74886924
im the only one in this thread its 5am
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>>74886937
What sort of benefit?
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>>74886834
google 'participate in experiments' and a uni local to you.
also look at uni websites/noticeboards.

i'm also signed up for commerical market research but they're usually looking for very specific people - eg above certain age, who drive x car for y years.
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Might break into Tim's house and leave him battered and bloody on the floor
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>>74886780
the next prime minister looks even more nervous
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>Mam, pack yer bags, we're off to Grimsby Arcade - me Crimbo bonus went in!
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how did your first kiss go?
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>>74886965
I'd call 999 on your sorry arse
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>>74886946
>NEET virgin fatcunt sat at his computer at 5am shite talking the Irish
Roaring at this. Get a life you fucking eejit
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great aunt topped herself a couple of weeks ago

i like her house and i kind of want it, how do i get it? don't think she had a will, she had no children, just 2 living siblings. if it gets sold at auction am i basically giving the money partly to myself (assuming my nan leaves me some money when she dies)
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>>74886987
he was very tender desu
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>>74886987
>>74886987
was nice
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>>74886735
just makes me very happy

>>74886838
carmen has gone too far for my taste
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>>74886937
I could speak to the dead after day 5 of no fap but it varies from person to person
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>>74886987
Went alri actually, wasn't anywhere near as good as I thought it'd be desu
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>Car? No I ride a bike
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>>74886925
business idea: ship the scots to the faroe islands
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16 hours until I cross Hadrian's wall for the first time in my life
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>>74886998
>"We're sorry, when placing this call it is now necessary to dial an area code and a 7 digit telephone number...."

ok?
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>>74886957

I've got like two and a half years experience doing paid volunteer, would they take me on?
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"Modern leftist philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e. failed, inferior). The leftist's feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual's ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is "inferior" it is not his fault, but society's, because he has not been brought up properly."

Have you ever read a more apt description?
>>
In an attempt to get rid of my sexual urges I found a pdf guide for self castration on some random torrent. Why do it myself? Because I'm to anxious to go to doctors especially when it comes to this stuff. So I took 2 weeks off from work for doing this and prepared myself. Basically I put a string around my balls and its on for around 24 hours now, tightening it every hour. At first it hurt and I started to feel pressure down there which got worse over time but I still managed to sleep after drinking alcohol and taking pain killers (which the guide suggested). Today when I woke up there was no pain anymore but my balls turned blue and shrinked quite a bit and I think they should be coming off in some days. No problem peeing but the area is very sensitive. I'll keep you updated and I'm going to do some photos.
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>>74886987
really badly, i accidentally bit her tongue
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Corbyn doc on ITV
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>>74887077
kicking and screaming
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>>74886244
why would you be proud to be british in the contemporary world? I don't think there are many countries in the world where you would be proud of your nationality but britain certailny isn't one of them. To be honest waving a flag feels very unbritish to me we're not about that, we're about some rowdy stamping and cheering/shouting or some polite applause depending on the occation, no room for flag waving bullshit in that.

desu brexit is just funny to make jokes about don't be so uptight
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>>74887059
>>74887062
not a pixel
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>turkeys voting for christmas
there has never been a more overuse reddit phrase
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 51% (+5)
LAB: 32% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (-2)
UKIP: 2% (-3)

(via @YouGov)
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Stop posting that mick twat from the chase
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>>74887057
what do you mean for the experiments or to be the researcher?

you don't need any experience just to participate just need to fit their bill (age, gender?, no health-problems)

to be the researcher probably need to have a masters lmao at very least.
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>>74887014
>tfw set for life on inheritance never need to work again, not on bennies
>tfw living with fiancee not a virgin or fat
>tfw didn't say anything about the Irish until you dumb cunts mentioned the lad with the dead Uncle

Still planning on buying an island on the British Isles and setting up a colony to attack Ireland.
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>>74886987
awful

tried to poke my tongue down her throat and I have a massive tongue

>>74887142
nah you're good
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MUMMY IS FINISHED
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Europe 1800-1945 seems so fascinating
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>>74887129
only idiots listen to these shitty bourgeois poles
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>>74887129
>2%
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My biggest issue with May is that she's childless
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>>74887037
You wish african chilun liked you this much
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>>74886987
really well
very soft and was followed up by my first snog and first touch of a tit
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>>74887155
>Unilad
>Farron still losing

o i am laffin
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>>74887129
Red rise
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>>74887077
how did you manage that?
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Theresa May will spy on you.
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>>74887147
not irish but I'm glad he's dead, he got what he deserved 2bh
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>>74887164
racist
>>
>>74887129
>UKIP: 2%
screeching
>>
LGBT and Ethnic immigration: funded by and created by Jews.
Female rights and black lives matter groups: created and funded by Jews.
Riots and world wars: created by and funded by Jews.
9/11: a Jewish plot to send us to war.
(((Comcast))) and Warner Brothers: owned and operated by Jews.
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>>74887147
>i-im actually sitting at my pc at 5 in the morning checking my huge bank account with my beautiful gf asleep in the bed because I'd rather argue with Irish people on an anime forum than sleep beside the love of my life
Sure lad
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>>74887205
>>74887164
polls*

haha
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>>74887198
She's already spying on me, what else is new?
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>only idiots listen to these shitty bourgeois poles
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>>74887155
>facebook normies want corbyn instead of evil right winger maymay

IMOJIN MOI SUPROISE
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>>74887196
Was trying to think of something funny to say whilst i was kissing her and accidentally started saying it whilst we were still kissing (causing my teeth to contract on her tongue)
>>
We should just get rid of welfare and be like Japan in that area. It's either we keep the current benefits system going and it gets milked by shifty people or we scrap it entirely since we don't know WHO exactly is applying and telling the truth about their conditions.
>>
>>74887177
i mostly take issue with her mouth. one of the most disgusting mouths i've ever seen on a human. makes my skin crawl ngl
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>ethiopia has better motorways than britain

violently screeching
>>
how did the british empire assert an image of class, elegance, and sophistication to the world?
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>>74887037
spacker
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>>74886789
how much time does it take finding/applying for them and are you accepted for each one? the thing is £25 an hour sounds great but if it takes 30 minutes to find and apply and then takes you another 15 minutes each way to walk to it suddenly you're down to 12.50 an hour and its unsustainable you're not gona have an experiment to do every hour of the working day. Sure if you are a student nice to have some more money for the pints but in terms of "min-maxing" your economic output i'm highly skeptical that it's a decent use of your time.
>>
might go and force some food down the hatch

hate fatties
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>britain invaded iraq because some saudis crashed planes into towers in the USA
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>>74887226
>gf
not a gf
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>>74887186
looks aesthetic as f there
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>>74886809
wew how do I get that job?
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>>74887261
stop posting flickr images
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>>74887261
I'm not allowed on there unless I'm driving. No motorbikes on expressways.
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>>74887261
>three lanes and an exit

How is that better?

The massive arrows might stop the stupid old cunts driving the wrong way though.

People in Ethiopa can barely afford food let alone a car, their motorways are probably empty.
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>>74887247
hate when people get all uppity about benefits

It's impossible to scrounge properly in this day and age. Job Centre will put you into workfare as quickly as they possibly can. You're only unemployed (and on the dole) if you genuinely cannot get employed - its not a lifestyle choice for 98% of people on it.

t. was a NEET for 2 months last year.
>>
>>74886987
Amazing

Was high on mdma and was probably one of the best moments of my life
>>
really like are Jason
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>>74887225
whoa......... so fukkin deep bro........ fuck......... like gas the kikes my dude.......
>>
>>
don't like pints, not racist just don't like 'em simple as. love immigrants
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>>74887341
tfw when you find mdma and kissing disappointing rip me lads
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>>74887246
mate please
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>>74887319
>No motorbikes on expressways.
howling
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unironically my willy
>>
WONT YOU COME AND SAVE ME
>>
28 degrees on Wednesday lads
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>>74887363
Gav my son
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>>74887225
>Female rights
nothing wrong with this. It's just that the feminist movement has been hijacked by Jews and female role models have been extremely shitty for the past several decades. Women and men have been equally poisoned by popular media, it's hit women especially bad though. However, this anti-woman gimmick is also used by the Jews to drive white women and white men against each other, divide and conquer. Women used to be our shieldmaidens and wisewomen

stop hating white women, just try and educate them
>>
if protestants knew how it felt to be losing out against a corrupt elite why did they form the exact same corrupt elite?
>>
feeling rather waved lads
been on the brandy again
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>>74887257

Worse than Nige's?
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>>74887363
not sure if p**l would like you posting his pics here
>>
>>74887269
took me like 5 minutes to find a whole bunch of studies - all i did was find the studies - find the contact email and send the same email saying ' i would like to participate'.

the ones that were interested sent me a pre-survey that took about 2-3 minutes - just making sure i was fit and healthy and the right age.

It's not taxing at all to do. But yes you can't make a life off of it - its just the odd experiment every now and then (because you get paid a fuck load)

the other techers is to work elections - but that is actually taxing becaues its a long day (but you do fuck all)
>>
>>74887389
uncut?
>>
>>74887332
I think benefits is a pretty null issue really don't know how the media keeps sustaining the myth & the reality shows. Even the ONS have benefit fraud @ ~1%. There's always going to be some people who focus on gaming the system whether it's banking benefits politics or whatever, no reason to shit the bed for everyone else just because an extreme minority abuse it. same with foreigners coming to the nhs for important operations, of course I have a problem with that but when the cost is under 1% of the nhs budget and we have so many bigger issues it just feels like people are missing the forest for the trees
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>>74887319
>live in sandy shithole anarchist state in constant fear of genocide
>no motorbikes on expressways
>>
>>74887413
its been a while innit
>>
life
I wonder.....
will it take me under?
I don't know
>>
>>74887471
>>live in sandy shithole anarchist state in constant fear of genocide
sounds like australia
>>
>>74887372
she was proper fit too, squandered that one badly

took another SIX whole fucking years before i was in a similar situation again (though when i was 22 i finally lost the ol' virginity)
>>
>>74887477
so they forgot their history?
>>
>>74887462
yeah, luckily. got a touch of phimo tough
>>
>>74887506
Would love to ride my bike across a paradise like australia
>>
>>74887506
its pretty green here in parts
>>
>>74887471


>anarchist


?
>>
I like to play a millionaire at parties
>>
>>74887413
Hating a corrupt elite having power over you is not the same as hating corrupt elites as a rule.
>>
>>74887506
white genocide is a real issue
>>
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some old guy keeps looking at me in the library
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labour is unironically finished
>>
don't reply to it
>>
>>74887566
Could really go for some millionaire's shortbread
>>
>>74887285
You went to war with Germany because because a Serb Nationalist killed an Austrian.
>>
>>74887593
hes wondering how you fit through the rotating door
>>
>>74887573
don't think martin would have liked that
>>
>>74887555
just come here and ride from hull to blackpool
>>
me and the lads on patrol

https://youtu.be/SPNltn7QgoE
>>
>>74886987
I'll get back to you.
>>
might play heavy rain
never did finish it the first time
>>
>>74887613


Fucking pakis in London
>>
>>74887533
you're home lad
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Morning lads

>>74887613
Can't wait to see labour lose Wales, I'll be voting UKIP but we all know that's a lost cause. Rather Mummy May than Comrade Corbynski though
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is willy yank the same person as arse yank
>>
>>74887613
>all of Wales voting Conservative

unironically not going to happen, I will happily stop tripping on this trip if that happens

cap this
>>
>>74887635
Don't know if Martin would have liked splintering the faith into thousands of different sects rather than reforming the existing one.
>>
>>74887699
tragic lad
>>
why do people hate corbyn
>>
>>74887726
He's a cis white male
>>
>>74887726
old white man
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>>74887613
we said the same thing about the liberal party of canada in 2011, until justin trudeau miraculously resurrected it. who knows what will happen between this election and the next one.
>>
>>74887726


White male.
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>>74887701
of course not all of it will go, but this prediction is that the Conservatives will have majority control of the region. Regional control.

capped regardless
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>>74887707
sounds like a dumbarse
any fool could have anticipated a slipper slope or opening the floodgates
>>
going to knife this sick fat fetishist cunt
>>
>>74887726
he's white
>>
Is all of Britain cucked or is it mainly just london
>>
>>74887726
means well but just has no real authority
>>
why is everyone voting tory now?
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If Corbyn went full Dude Weed fuck the EU you reckon he could win?
>>
>>74887726
Dirty cumskin.
>>
don't know how to pronounce quebcois
>>
>>74887810
yankeroo can you please explain how london got "cucked"
>>
>>74887767
Has Dude Weed even legalised weed yet?
>>
>>74887767
why do we allow the french to vote?
>>
>>74887825
the remain vote is split between a divided left and the leave vote is uniting behind the Tories
>>
>>74887825
only party delivering on brexit
staying in the single market is NOT brexit
>>
>>74887838
Corbyn opposes drug legalisation

He's a miserable old man
>>
>>74887838
fuck that cunt

>muh feminism
>muh banterously funds Saudi Arabia
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Is this the new Pajeet thread?
>>
>>74887844
cube co is
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>>74887885
VERY good , one of your few
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>>74887844
ruh-nt
>>
>>74887844
kehbehkoa
>>
>>74887865
It will be legalised officially as of July 1st I believe.

Regardless I can go on an Indian reserve and buy it in a store there completely legally and tax free.
>>
>>74887888
thats just because of european royalty's hereditary blood disorders
>>
>>74887844
Qwa-bec-oys
>>
>>74887844
quebec-boys
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>>74887931
>tfw still illegal in Australia
>>
>>74881334
>>
>>74887844
kebekwa
>>
>>74888000
FUCK OFF SINGLE LINKER
>>
>>74887470
Even better is >5% of entitled claimants don't actually claim. Completely overshadows the number that attempt to fraudulently claim.
>>
>>74888066
me
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