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voting for are may edition
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Animay
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>Hackers only raise my power level
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https://youtu.be/pnzW_cUi8AU
Wake up. All of the BBC presenters are trannies.
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tinder lad from yesterday.

sent the girl the message:

"My time with my tinder match had come to an end. During our time together i learned about the highs and the lows of text-based internet dating. What had started as a journey into the fun and optimism of tinder, had become a poignant investigation into its disappointments. I started to wonder whether a format based on swiping according to your first impression could actually lead to sustainable romantic experiences. Although many of the people I met on this journey still swore by tinder, the picture I was presented with was one of painful trial and error, with increasingly more error. I suspect they too had their own doubts."..
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>>74883704
despise this creature
would smash her head in with a hammer
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mummy esdeath
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looks better
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anime
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r8 me lads
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imagine being the sort of twat that votes tory

would shatter your jaw you fucking nonce
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>>74883757
reported you to the met buddy
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>>74883761
Why did they all have to die?
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pentobarbital
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>>74883746
I think the schizo who made that needs to take his meds
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>imagine being the sort of twat that votes tory

>would shatter your jaw you fucking nonce
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Windows XP on a Dell with an LCD monitor

come at me hackers
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>>74883748

poor lad. you should send him to /r9k/ for some reeducation tbx.

>>>/r9k/37035602
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>Black Lightning managed to get a TV show before Green Lantern

Why?
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>>74883827
Christ what a dark picture
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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
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>>74883802
idk lad but mummy esdeath lives on in my heart
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>>74883746
>The beebs ugly cunt presenters are driving people actually insane
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>>74883854
>before Green Lantern

But you can't top GL: TAS, so why bother?
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i only knew active tory supporter in my life. he used to spend money really frivolously - like buying tons of overpriced merchandise and really random shit. he used to never do any drugs, and said that drugs SHOULD be fully illegal. but he'd get really drunk. he used to say inequality is not a problem in society, and that he was jealous of how americans go around in american flag clothing and were jingoistic.

can't say i empathise with these standpoints
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i'm pickle riiiiiick
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Lib dems? Yeah, I'm voting for them. What of it?
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>>74883827
dark
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>he thinks this is a biological woman
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vote LD for weed
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what do you actually get from voting tory?
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tried to convince the women at work that marriage is stupid but most of them weren't having it. only a couple of divorced ones agreed but the married ones were desperate to cling to the delusion that their marriage is solid and their husbands have never cheated.
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>>74883881

I think Green Lantern is visually impossible to adapt at least for live action, one of the reasons the first movie failed.
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lads?
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>>74883748
its cute but i dont think anyone on tinder would recognise it as a louis theroux reference -- posts like that are more of a /brit/ or general 4chan thing
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>>74883879
You think this is a woman? Look at her jaw. Every single one is a tranny
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you better not come my endz

less you voting lib dems
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>>74883938
You leave my geordiefu alone you abo cunt
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poor boy at work was trying to convince me and the birds that marriage is stupid

hope he finds someone one day
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just became an official tory, lads
a member of the conversative party
it's quite empowering
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England, my dearest and closest acquaintance, I was always fond of you. But your banter gave me a heart attack, and now I'm dead. This is my lawyer writing in post-mortem.
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>>74884012
https://youtu.be/Jz7pe5f8t3s

this guy is funny
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reminder that superhumans exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agXn3fVnRs
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>>74884076
You're not a real Tory until you post a pic doing the power stance
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>>74884002
you missed the story;

basically yesterday i matched some girl with a louis theroux reference so i did my pick up line based on that - eventually she stopped replying when i was trying to get her to come on a date with me - so i sent her this.
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hope all tories die
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>>74884127
They will eventually, just like all the Lib Dems, Labours and Whigs
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>>74884127
t. rasheed
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>>74883886
I knew only one guy that voted tory while I lived in Britain. He was always a very reasonable and pleasant dude, but he could never make a proper argument as to why he votes tory. As far as I could tell the only opinions he actually has is that Labour and feminists are cancer.

Not sure why disliking Labour should mean voting Tory only.
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Painted the neighbours railings without asking them and they told me off
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>Under the Zimbabwe's new constitution, Banana became the first president in 1980. In 1982, a law was passed forbidding citizens from making jokes about his name.

Africa cannot be fixed, can it lads?
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Ugh it's raining
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>>74884127
alri 'sheed
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>schizophrenic man believes that ugly women are trannies

hmm yes very good
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>>74883748
thats a good line tbf
she respond?
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>>74884171
If I was President and my name was Banana, I'd probably do the same
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>>74884173
wtf it rains in africa?
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>>74884099
weird
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>>74884171
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>>74884210
screeching
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would heem any 'ry or 'ur voter, as i am a 'ical 'rist
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just watched 100 cara webms
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>>74884219
>>74884173
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
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>>74884246
Any particular reason, or did you just feel too tired to cut yourself today?
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Every single one is a tranny. Seriously wake the fuck up. Bbc. Even the initials stand for something fucked up.
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>>>74884229
never post this again
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>>74884171
YES WE CAN

>>74884219
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>>74884216
see>>74884122
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>>74884099
how the fuck did they not die
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sick of these grime artists backing labour. black people like welfare we get it
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might book a couple of nights in the hyatt in birmingham and take some acid
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>>74884148
>>74884185
hate pakis
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any radical centrists in?
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>>74884277
>welfare
FOY
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>>74884268
I know I was there yesterday xx
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>>74884127

ah yes the tolerant left
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shadilay to all my fellow kekistanis
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im having a sunday roast on a monday. what am i like
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The BBC expect me to believe this is a woman?? Haha don't make me fucking laugh. Are there even any photos of him when he was young? I expect not. Convenient.
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might have a so-called date on friday
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>>74884277
very good post
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pakistan? love it
islam? follow it
caliphate? restore it

pints? HATE 'em
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what? bawth?
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In flu camp lads

Wish i got pozzed instead
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did a thread out of curiosity
>>74884338
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>>74884339
saw one of those conservative wenches on twitter (it was the pretty one - Alisha or some shit) going off about how much she loved China and how Tibet were ungrateful cunts.

Lefties are quite damaged in the head.
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>>74884277
>welfare
shut up you wannabee yank runt. bet you refer to left wing people as 'liberals' too you spacker
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They're wiping it in our faces. The evil scum. How can they get away with this.
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>>74884339
much more aggravated by misused words than death threats
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>>74884339
how would they not afford treatment? nhs is free
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>>74884339
>raised to be left wing
is that actually a thing?

I assumed that people are taught certain values and they're free to determine where they lye on the political spectrum based on those values

not, "we are left wing, therefore we do things this way"

did she just word that badly or is that what she meant?
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>>74884173

70 pine street mentioned
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>>74884412
the implication is that the tories will privatise the nhs and people won't be able to afford things
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Her hairline is even receding. The BBC must think I'm a fucking idiotic fool.
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>>74884407
imagine the feeling of your dick flopping about on her back as she runs around the office. UNGGGGGG
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unemployed
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>>74884422
most people in this country are raised to be left wing via indoctrination and conditioning through schools
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>>74884431
Too bad Labour literally opened to the door to privatisation.
The NHS ought to be abolished anyway, the parties might have to come up with a policy instead of headlining with "X PARTY IS SCREWING THE NHS. WE WILL SAVE IT"
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CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
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>>74884422
many kids are taught that leftism is synonymous with progress
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rasheed cannot understand rorke, he sits in his corner of the pendulum
and rorke cannot understand rasheed, he sits in his corner of the pendulum
the radical centrist understands both, but he also realises the way that the pendulum sways to and fro, why? because the radical centrsit positions him self at the pivot of the pendulum and observes down in pity.
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>>74884423
Where is that?
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ian huntley is innocent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bUJBwKxU4
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>>74884479
>Too bad Labour literally opened to the door to privatisation.
New Labour does not represent Corbynism
>The NHS ought to be abolished anyway
ah yes, fuck the nhs off rather than try to fix it
hmm yes very wise and intelligent
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want to hear a brit say "fart" in a yank accent
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>>74884478
wew forgot about solid snake and sam

does he still do twitch streams?
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>>74884422
i doubt she was raised to be that extreme, but your parents definitely influence how you vote just through learned behaviours
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>>74884534
>hmm yes very wise and intelligent
Better than pumping an extra £100bn into a botnet
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gimmick: everyone put their full names in the name field

alri lads
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Embarrassed myself BADLY today lads
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Is brit/pol/ still UKIP territory or have they graduated to tory?
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any right wing mongs in here?
going to smash your face in
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Why do poor people despise Tories but fetishize the rich lifestyle?
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>>74884478
stuff like this makes my tummy hurt
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>>74884478
dont post peoples numbers
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>when you're such a madman that you'll abolish the NHS and endorse a police state because it'll annoy "da SJWs" and you'll see marginally less brown people
ah
ah yes
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>>74884599
meet me at wakefield station you glass-backed 'sheed lover
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>>74884603
because they're dumb
and don't know what they want
and neither do they know what's best for themselves
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>>74884591
it's either Mummy May Toryposters or Blackpilled hopeless rorkes who see no hope for a proper right-wing party in this country any more

nobody really supports ukip any more
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>>74884603
money literally does buy happiness
the Tories want to make sure the poor always stay poor
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>>74884523
what did he do again? murder them or did he rape them?
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https://youtu.be/i8crnVHQbrQ
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tfw you have zero value on the sexual marketplace
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>>74884554
obviously, but my parents were never political
the choices they made shaped my beliefs and morals, but they didn't follow a plan or anything
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Doing a read
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>>74884647
>Mummy May Toryposters
Perfect.
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>beta nerds think being right wing is a sign of masculinity to prop up their fragile self-image

howling, no wonder most of /pol/ is manlet betas with weak chins and receding jawlines
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>>74884631
I fucking HATE 'sheeds
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>>74884603
they dont all despise tories
and media fetishises the rich lifestyle
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just billed up the ting
man finna get zooted
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>>74884599

think your skinny vegan bones would snap if you even raised your fist to me
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>>74884679
>scrotelli

haha
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Why are black Americans from the lowest of the low projects in Baltimore, Maryland so weird??
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need mo money fo dem programz
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*rapes your daughter*

heh... nothin personnel my friend...
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>>74884710
love meat and pints
would pound you into mush with my bare knuckles
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Louise Mensch is a plant, isn't she?
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>>74884731
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the UK has no viable right wing
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A misunderstanding led to me telling someone i find a tranny attractive FS
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Heard there were some dirty fuckers in here lookin gassed
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>>74884690
being right-wing is a sign of masculinity, it doesn't mean that everyone who's right-wing is masculine though.

being on the left however overlaps with femininity to a large degree
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I'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMANI'M A WOMANI'M AI'M AI'M A WOMAN
I'M A WOMAN
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I'M A WOMANI'M A WOMAN
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I'M A WOMAN
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>>74884731
Holy shit he is fucking hideous

Why does he think he's attractive?
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Came to the decision that I will be spoiling my ballot by writing /brit/ on it
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Had my first driving lesson yesterday. Didn't like it, don't think I'll bother. Far far too old to learn anyway
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>>74884453
>been employed for a year now in a Deano-tier call centre
>saved £11,000
>don't even spend my wages besides trivial expenses (food, travel etc) because I have no desire for material crap
>still spend all my waking hours not spent at work browsing the internet mindlessly

I felt shit NEET and I feel shit now but I find mild comfort in the fact that I have £11k saved up. Knowing that if I get sacked tomorrow I could probably survive for like a year just burning through savings.
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>>74884719
YO POOT
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>>74884747
I'll turn your jaw to sherbert with a fucking slap mate don't get brave
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what's our equivalent to executive orders
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>>74884748
no she's a human
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*blocks your path*
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>>74884775
I can see your adams apple though your stubble

you telling me a news reader can't afford FFS?
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>>74884747

love meat up your arse you bent twat

i'd bend you over and make you cry for daddy
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>>74884768
>he thinks politics is an identifier of masculinity

bet you do the virgin walk
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>>74884799
Queen's Regulations
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>>74884777
In fairness that's a shopped picture
Very subtle though, good gimmick
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only runts vote by post
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>>74884796
I'll have you dragging yourself to the hospital using your jaw, the only thing I won't break, not until the next time I see you
>>74884818
Don't talk like that unless you want to make me hard
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>>74884690
FOY
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>>74884823
Mate it's not an argument. There are outliers of course, but you can tell man's political alignment by looking at him
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>>74884654
just murdered them if I remember right

though he had been done for noncery in the past
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>>74884810
women have adam's apples just smaller ones
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hW6VJt4tUg
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>>74884777
he's mentally ill
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had another one of the gf dreams

woke up disappointed
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>>74884806
Legs like a snooker table
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only runts vote
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>>74884850
it's not shopped much, he really is ugly
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could you have a gf who was taller than you?
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Postal voters deserve have their ballot defrauded

Lazy tossers
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first thing i say to a girl to impose my masculinity on her is that I think we should just go ahead and fully privatise the NHS

gets em real wet
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>>74884878
half right
they have a larynx, you just can't see it
same with children, it descends in males during puberty when their voice breaks
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>>74884823
>>74884870
This is the same poster
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>want to die
>"no you can't do that, that's crazy, get help"
>go to doctor
>"get therapy"
>go to therapy
>"i can't help you if you don't want to get 'better' (read: if you want to die)"
>back to square 1
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love is blind
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>>74884867
not sue what you meant by this
she is a woman
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gonna have a shower and maybe go to bed x
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>>74884777
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>>74884918
too right
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>>74884923
What's Ireland's health service like?
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>>74884918
you want me to fly back to the uk every time there's a vote?
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>>74884871
>heheh...bet that guy is a stupid sjw leftie. he has a fucking beard! only nu-male cucks have beards

*looks to the ground as soon as you make eye contact with him*
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>>74884908
No, because I'm not a manlet
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>>74884971
Leeches and prayer
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>>74884946
going to touch your willy in the shower? x
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>>74884862
I'll have you drinking breakfast lunch and dinner through a straw for the next 12 months mate

I'll put my foot so far up your arse they'll have to fit a colostomy bag to avoid the blockage my steel toe caps cause when I leave them in there as a souvenir
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>mfw the call centre
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>>74884944
You're part of the transexual system the BBC has set up. Why do you think the name BBC came about. Why not Large black cock? Because the BBC engineered it. Same with this. They're getting you used to males dressing up as women so you do as well.
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great scene
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>>74884990
Shouldn't be allowed to vote if you've deserted the country
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>>74884908
felt up a 14 year old about 10 cm taller than me when i was 12

wouldn't mind a redux
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Business idea: sell northern ireland to the republic of ireland for a lot of money
sell gibraltar to spain for a lot of money
sell the falklands to china for a lot of money
sell those bits of cyprus we own to cyprus
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>>74884997
>outright admits that you can tell who's a fruit just by looking at them
>to prove that you can't tell who's a fruit just by looking at them
really made a stink
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>>74884971
we have a large problem with lack of hospital beds at the moment and in general it could be a lot better but it's decent if you have a medical card
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>>74885029
How do I get call centre work?
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>>74885046
'.
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>>74884952
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>>74885020
I won't have you in hospital
I'll have in you crippled and helpless in my bed, the only thing you'll be fed is my cum and you'll learn to love it and beg for more
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>>74885042
I haven't emigrated. Do you desert the country every time your family takes you to benidorm?
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>>74884937

the psychiatric profession is a sham
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>>74885060
you dont want call centre work
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being right wing means you're a tool for one agenda.

being left wing means you're a tool for another

there is a reason why media and establishment do not actively promote centrism and it's because its foundation on critical thinking.
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>>74885046
nonce
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>>74884923
not quite what was meant.

right-wing more along the lines of being aspirational, successful, having a broadly traditional view of how men and women should be (women do NOT like a guy who lets a woman tread all over him or treats her like an equal, most women crave authority from men)

socialistic men who would rather make the rich poorer rather than becoming rich themselves are also seen as less attractive mates.
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i fucking love science
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>>74885041
>seeing ads on a streaming site
bit like bumming a cheap prozzie without a condom
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>>74885118
do you like space pictures??
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>>74884971
They all go up north to use the NHS
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Anyone that cares about politics is just a moron in my eyes
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just woke up
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a quick look into the mind of madness:
>(in response to somebody reposting an unflattering photo) ah yes ah yes disfiguring me in photoshop ah yes
>(posts screenshot of booking a time with a prozzie) chatting to the (nationality) gf lads ah yes
>5'8 is a perfectly average normal height for a man
>(when posting an image of flexing pathetic arms) check out my biceps lads ah yes
>lads? please respond?
>ok going to bed
>ok definitely going out with the gf this time lads
>(30 minutes later) ok im definitely gone
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>>74885077
only bed you'll be kipping in is your death bed son, I'll send you there 1st class
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>>74885078
How long are you in Australia for then?
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work in 12.5 hours
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my delusional mother thinks im 6'1 hahah

im 5'9
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>>74885096
But they do you fucking mong
>not having a strong opinion
>rational
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>74885142
The 5'8" business really rattles his bones
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>>74885086
society is shams upon shams
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>>74885052
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*puts on new slowdive album*
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>>74885040
steph mcgovern was born a woman
there are such things as ugly women
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>>74885113
reads like your knowledge of women was formed off /r/theredpill and pick up artists mate
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don't have a job
hahaha
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is it illegal for a child to molest an adult?
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>>74884937
seen three doctors about my 'pression in the past few months and all they do is refer me to someone else

i've realized there's no point
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>>74884479
retard post of the day

>>74884568
lol jk, this one is
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>>74885096
there are few unifying beliefs among centrists so its hard to promote in the same way the left/right are
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>>74885195
>comic books
>he thinks I'm a white supremacist to begin with
HOWLING
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>>74885186
centrism is a strong opinion. it's just one based on considering all evidence available and trying to see post-priori the merits of previous ideas - rather than a-priori subscribing to them.
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>>74885168
I return late June, shortly after the election.
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>>74885241
wtf i love lisicki now
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gf just faxed me this
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>>74885158
I'll have you sleeping forever on the bed that is the cold, hard floor. You won't even see it coming, one swift punch to the side of your head and it's lights out. Blink. You're gone. Do not fuck with me.
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>>74885246
>browses /pol/
>isn't a white supremacist

'sheed
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>>74885245
the centrists are a noble community in that sense. we are not bound by agreement, rather an approach to problems.

where rorke and rasheed scream and yell at one another like petulant children. the fellowship of centrists presents well-researched arguments for the evaluation of their peers.
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>>74885135
i fucking love them
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>>74885301
>he thinks I browse /pol/
fucking SCREEEEEEEECHING

got any more bogeymen to attack?
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>right-wing more along the lines of being aspirational, successful, having a broadly traditional view of how men and women should be (women do NOT like a guy who lets a woman tread all over him or treats her like an equal, most women crave authority from men)

>socialistic men who would rather make the rich poorer rather than becoming rich themselves are also seen as less attractive mates.
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not a white supremacist just prefer the company of white people simple as
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centrism is boring

it's more fun to treat politics like a sport
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>>74885283
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>>74885182
Christ
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>>74885096
VERY good post
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>why yes we centrists are a noble breed
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>>74885309
Present your argument against "whites are superior to all other races".
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Emmanuel Macron has appointed a centre right mayor as Prime Minister of France. Quite a sensible move if you ask me.
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>>74885336
you do realise that's the side of the compass that radical feminists usually fall on, right?
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>>74885247
But it's not though you indecisive fuckwit
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>man doesn't know about my 1% interest rate Cash ISA with the Post Office

get on my level you sub-1% interest rate cucks
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>centrism is a strong opinion. it's just one based on considering all evidence available and trying to see post-priori the merits of previous ideas - rather than a-priori subscribing to them.
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>>74885348
much to extreme, fuck off
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substitute bronies for anime and i reckon this is a winner
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>>74885368
i don't acknowledge identity politics
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>why yes, i am left/right wing
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can't tell the difference between american and canadian accents
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she still looks 14

really do feel like a nonce now
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Rorkesheeds here don't understand we're not literal centrists
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>>74885297
mate I'll send you flying into next week with a fucking blink, turn you bones to jelly

I'll have the UN fucking sanction me for use of excessive force once I deliver a punch with 300x the force of little boy and fat man straight to your jowls

one more fucking peep out of you and it's curtains son
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>>74885383
nice reddit image
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>>74885400
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apparently i have the views of the overall Western political consensus
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>>74885407
well its pretty distinctive so perhaps your brain is defective
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>politics
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>>74885407
no difference

leafs sound more arrogant though
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>>74885414
who
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R8 lads
>>74885383
>tfw these people would be shot in a society they want
lol
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Matched with a pure fit lass as soon as I swiped her which means she liked me first

Quite liking this tinder yoke
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>>74885407
it's very subtle. there are definitely distinct regional accents though.
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Fell in love on mdma lol but now I'm just sad
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>>74885407
really depends on the area of canada/us

most of canada basically has a glorified upper midwestern us accent (minnesota, dakotas, wisconsin, etc), but you also have accents like the newfie accent which sounds nothing like any american accent
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>>74885362
races aren't solidly defined in biology - there is no common gene amongst blacks or whites that make them black or white - phenotype in this way is misleading. these people for example are genetically closer to the japanese than to any modern african population.

given that we should treat all persons on their individual merits rather than lump them into a single group - society loses if a black mathematician is denied the opportunity to do maths, whilst a white miscreant is given opportunities beyond his scope.
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>>74885459
leftypol twat detected
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>>74885233

It's a scam. Don't trust Normie's when they tell you that going to therapy will cure your depression or somehow make you more social. Therapy is meant to be nothing more than a way for privileged assholes to dupe money out of people who are emotional wrecks. Do not support this evil industry. Do you really think a random stranger gives a single fuck about you or your life? No. They don't. The only thing a therapist gives a fuck about is that stack of money in your pocket. Therapists are inherently evil and pretend to help but in the end they know they can't do anything beside spouting empty phrases. Think about it, if talking solved your issues, would you really need a specialist to tell you that? And what's worse, if you confront them with how their methods aren't working, they'll all pin it on you. They'll tell you it's your fault. So please stay as far away from therapy as possible. Stop giving these scammers your money.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rE-uHxvsNQ
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>>74885455
>>74885046
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>>74885496
you took the bait
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>>74885428
Next week I won't even remember you, just another cocky little scrawny runt I put in the ground without the slightest bit of hesitation. It'll be shocking and brutal to all those that bare witness to my colossal strength, my fist connecting with your egg-shell thin skull, your head caving in before the impact of my fist, like a train, sends you flying head first into the ground, splattering you tiny brains and skull matter everywhere.
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>>74885492
>races aren't solidly defined in biology
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>>74885496
You caught me x
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NEED a beer gf
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>>74885492
let the niggers count watermelons in africa, we can do just fine without them
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>>74885309
i consider myself a centrist but i dont think my arguments are any better-researched than someone whos left wing or right wing -- when it comes to political views you're gonna bias yourself towards what you 'think' is right. the point of centrism is that you ignore left/right dogma and try and figure out what's best according to your own values.
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>>74885441
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>>74885514
nice
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>>74885545
there is no black gene, no white gene, no asian gene.

human diversity is much more complex than you can appreciate. even isolated populations like the aboriginals have had various waves of inwards migration.
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>"Being in a relationship/sex is not that important, there are other things in life"

Then why the fuck does everyone I know who has a girlfriend or a boyfriend spend their entire free time with their partners? Maybe because that's an important thing for mental health, and it makes them happier than anything else? Fucking normans and their lies.
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>uuhh... duhh... centrism is just taking the average of "left" and "right" thats what media told me duuhhh
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>>74885599
>black people aren't really black people
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>>74885580
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>>74885449
egg on your face. what a terrible post
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Can't be the only one who completely cut off contact with everyone from Secondary, yes?

>TFw you were that kid who just vanished
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>>74885550
mmm, delicious foam
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>>74885566
grow up
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>>74885578
I can accept arguments from the left and the right, but i also am aware that their arguments are laden with bias towards proving their point.

by contrast. the centrist, as you rightly point out, ignores dogma.
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can you imagine how fuming the leaf who spent time making this image was >>74885580
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>>74885550
pfft that theres a mans drink, give it here little lady

*snatches the pint from her*
*skulls it in <10 seconds*

ahh
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>>74885641
All my mates are people I sat next to in first year
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>i'm a desert yank
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>>74885599
bogpill me on genetics
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>>74885235
>>74885235
let's all laugh this mong
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>>74885531
who are you again? I put so many people in the coma ward their faces start to blend together. Of course, when my fist connects with their ugly chops they tend to blend up any way, the doctors these days really do try their best with what they can scrape off my knuckles but oh well. I'll grab your pencil neck in one hand and squeeze out the contents like a frube, watching your face swell up and eventually explode like a mouldy orange
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>>74885641
literally me
do not have any friends
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saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
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>>74885711
'd
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doing a diazepam for the comedown
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>average anti communist poster
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who gets to determine what a "real man" is?
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>>74885797
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Laughing at the insolent little pond beetles ITT who will never have minds great enough to comprehend classical music
I almost feel bad for you plebs
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>>74885702
I'm the man who's going to put you in an early grave, closed casket, your family won't want to see the state I'll leave you in. It'll be horrific, your scrawny little body, mangled and mutilated, it'll look like seven hungry bears have torn and ripped you apart, they won't even be able to find all of you, I'll be picking pieces of you out my teeth for weeks to come, by then I'll have mistaken you for the steak I had earlier that day. You won't even be a vague memory, you insignificant worm
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>>74885823
>>74885823
>>74885823
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>>74885641
yep.
didn't have any friends at sixth form. ditched everyone from secondary.

i actually met up with 3 of my old friends from secondary the other day though. the one became a welder, the other one is studying design, the other one is doing some theatre-set thing.
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>>74885550
>wanting a fat gf
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