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New Yorker here, born and raised. I have a question for the various tourists who visit the city.
Why are Northern European (Germans, Scandinavians, etc) men so meek and autistic? Raised that way? I feel a sense of revulsion whenever I talk to one of them and have to deal with their meek voice and lack of eye contact. I get the urge to intensify the bants just so I could incite more testosterone production. This one guy last week told me he sits down when he pees and I couldn't help but make sure he saw my look of disgust.
Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal).
Why are Southern Europeans so based? I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways) and I usually get tips from Italians and Spaniards for some reason. I usually confuse them with Mexicans though kek
Why do East Asians have this retarded look in their eyes? Seriously, I can tell if someone is a FOB or an Asian American by looking at their facial expression and observing whether or not they seem 'vacant.'
Why has every Southern Asian tourist (Indian, Bengali, etc) referred to me as "Sir"? Without fail. It should be a fucking meme.
Why is it that every British tourist as far as I remember has been butt fucking fugly or approaching it?
Why does every Canadian I run across turn out to be a self-hating white guilt feminist?
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bumping
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fucking degenerate moron. Hope the next Northern Europoor whore gives you warts
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>>74880742
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>>74881461
lol ameridumb
stop replying to yourself
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>>74881646
LEL
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>>74881646
samefagging can be necessary for igniting threads
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>>74881646
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>responds to his own thread
>calls anybody meek and autistic
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>>74880742
What's about tourists from Eastern Europe? What is your impression of them?
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>>74881969
why should he know? he obviously haven't left his basement since birth.
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>>74882028
I know. Anyway I'm curious what he's about to say lol.
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>>74881904
>>74881784
>>74881736
I'm picturing all three of you with beady eyes, non-trendy glasses, and MLP memorabilia while your sister is moaning out loud in the next room which you treat like the sounds of cars passing by
>>74881969
Forgot to write about them. Thanks for reminding me.
I usually have no problems with them. Russian men get along very well with me, although most I know are Russian American (parents generation from Russia). Russian women are alright. Same with Ukranians
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>>74881904
Atleast he isnt a G*rman like you are
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>>74882095
I am Greek
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Fuck off you loser.
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>>74882173
I do pretty well for myself. One of the reasons why is that I don't live in an Island that lost all its glory decades ago and is currently going the opposite direction, from a conquering empire to an island that bins their knives and tries to outcompete its neighbors in importing abduls
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>>74882292
"I do pretty well for myself."
>posting on 4chan
>caught bumping own thread
You probably clean toilets and suck Trump's cock. Now piss off.
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>>74882093
Yet you feel the need to reply to yourself
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>>74882430
I make enough money that I don't have to worry about wageslaving today, so spending a little time making a thread and samefagging to start it up is no big deal
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>inventing fake stories based on bad stereotypes because you somehow have to justify your pathetic existence in Bumfuck, Alabama
Sad tbqh
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>>74882560
they are real in his mind
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>>74882560
If your sister has chlamidya tell her Roberto says Hallo
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>>74880742
>This one guy last week told me he sits down when he pees and I couldn't help but make sure he saw my look of disgust.
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>>74880742
>I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways)
Living the hobo life, huh.
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>>74882673
I don't have a sister and inventing details like your name sounds like a desperate attempt to make your story more believable.
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>>74882766
because I can afford it, Pekka
>>74882797
raised by a single mother, Hans?
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Statistically, OP is not white
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>>74882839
No my parents still love each other
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Why are all Americans fat? When they go to London I tend to avoid them. I also give them tips and say that they should call themselves Canadians as we like them more. Americans are fat, rude and stink with mo appreciation of European culture. It speaks volumes that someone wanting to be left alone is picked up as being 'scared' by an American.
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>>74882893
Statistically Americans are 57% whites but considering OP said his name is "Roberto", there is a 0% chance OP is white.
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>>74882898
half Turkish?
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>>74880742
Not a word about Russians. Sad
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>>74882978
Nope both my grandpas were in the Wehrmacht and I'm pretty sure Turks couldn't join.
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>>74882953
My name is Roberto and I'm white
trust me I'm a expert bullshitter like OP
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>>74882953
NYC is a disgusting cesspool of liberalism and immigrants. It's only 33% white and that includes arabs as white lmao.
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>>74882953
people often mistake me as Latino for some reason
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Imagine lying about your life on an anonymous website and responding to criticism with name calling and stereotyping like any non-insecure adult would do. /s
I hope you get better soon OP, hopefully over the summer! :)
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>>74883209
Actually planning on visiting Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Berlin thus summer. First time in Europoor Land
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>>74883162
I wonder why Mike Martinez
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>>74883162
t. DePeyquon García Jr. II
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>>74880742
>Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal).
Shit that never happened
>Why are Southern Europeans so based? I like to play my guitar in public (Union Sq, WSP, subways) and I usually get tips from Italians and Spaniards for some reason. I usually confuse them with Mexicans though kek
Please stop playing in public. People like you are so annoying. So many "musicians" at Union Square suck.
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>>74880742
>Why are Northern European women so fucking easy? Seriously, there was this German girl sitting next to me on the 1 Train and I chatted her up. A minute later I decided feeling her up because she was looking at me with a thirsty look in her eyes after she said she was going home to Frankfurt soon, and she started breathing heavily while I joked about how I was "grabbing you by the pussy like our great President would." Her name was Osina or some weird name...I think she was the one who gave me chlamidya that week (last month when it was warmer than normal).
Is that how it happened or is this you,
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/german-tourist-sexually-assaulted-robbed-harlem-attack-article-1.3139132
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>>74884473
>shit that never happened
well, getting treated was a PITA, so I wish...
>Please stop playing in public. People like you are so annoying. So many "musicians" at Union Square suck.
Going out there later today. Maybe you can tip me ;)
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>>74883150
There are only 70,000 Arabs in a city of over 8.5 million, London a city of a little over 8 million has over a 100,000.
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>>74881646
Burger btfo
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