/brit/

looking back fallout 4 fucking sucked

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Where is the lad who always posts Barb?

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/pajeet/

haven't played pokemon since black and white 1

looking back fallout 3 fucking sucked

>>74880116
>it's true
howling at the stupidity of micks

I'm like gay. Not in the past 6 years though.

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relaxed

video games are toys for children. get a grip of your life

want to wank but the gf is staying all week
ffs

>>74880147
did pajeet leave white poo on his hand

>>74880119
Na its good the first time you play but going back there isnt much to do. Cant wait for it to come out on VR then i'll buy the dlc

>>74880116
And it shows that highlanders, western scots and NI genetic markers are virtually identical

The statement that the Irish are more genetically identical to the English than Scottish is retarded

you're all friggin runts here

>>74880176
yes

>>74880162
who would win in a debate between sara (atheist) and aisha (catholic)

don't like role playing games
your own stats is too much to think about

https://youtu.be/Bw-BHkNTVDc?t=176

cuckio

proud warrior of kekistan here

where my fellow magapedes at?

someone fedora the mong in last thread babbling on about drugs

>>74880237
fuck xavier dolan

>>74880162
eating alone fucking sad act

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haha wow look at that, so much better

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gf just sent me this lads

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made a friend at my summer research position today, his name's andrew. he's younger than me

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>someone fedora the mong in last thread babbling on about drugs

>>74880268
t. Pajeet

>>74880280
>research
in what

>>74880204
>A DNA study of Britons has shown that genetically there is not a unique Celtic group of people in the UK.
>According to the data, those of Celtic ancestry in Scotland and Cornwall are more similar to the English than they are to other Celtic groups.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31905764

>>74880162
state of that interior design. everything is fake and generic as shit. sara should do a cruel critique of this capitalist hell hole

WHO ENJOYS A FLESHLIGHT

>>74880280
u goin to bum him then xx

>>74880280
nonce

*gets into the research position*
*winks*

post asians

can we get one of those fedora chains going where we all fedora the same post over and over? I find them really funny

>>74880329
hatpost this twat

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a bit of him

Ma keeps trying to serve me out of date food

What the fuck

>>74880303
>English
>a genetic group
Snorting

England has been conquered by more people than anyone

On my way back home

More and more vermin are starting work at the call centre
The latest batch is almost exclusively young white males

The tranny left work early, wish I knew why, she was discussing it with her female friend but I couldn't hear

The tranny also spoke to another person, a male, just some cuck from the same training class

>>74880280
well done lad. Now fuck off.

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>can we get one of those fedora chains going where we all fedora the same post over and over? I find them really funny

>hatpost this twat

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>hatpost this twat

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business idea

>>74880301
computer science generally, but the different professors each have different specializations and we can choose
>>74880314
we're not gay, we're just friends
>>74880322
he's over 18, he's legal

>>74880329
*unfolds chair*
*gets popcorn*
uh oh... looks like we're in for some epic O_o

>>74880362
Yeah by most of those conquerors left no genetic legacy if you read the studies.

refrain from responding

>>74880367
Moni, you are a wander of the West.

do not give it a reply in any form

>>74880392
So England is genetically Celtic

Noice one my Celt bro xD

got a fat stiffy
who want to suck on it

>>74880392
Wrong, they didn't go anywhere, they're descendants are still here

>>74880401
you fucked up

utter mong

>>74880401
pay attention, cuck

>>74880394
>>74880416

>>74880392
that's also incorrect desu

it goes on to say the danes left no genetic legacy, which is incorrect considering the average briton is 9% scandinavian

>>74880162
>unironically reading about marxism and religion

well done on reading a non-topic

>>74880422
No, there is just no such thing as a Celt beyond languages.

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somebody who hasn't spoken to me in about a year texted me just saying hi earlier
I replied but then heard nothing

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Reminder

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me and the lads

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>can we get one of those fedora chains going where we all fedora the same post over and over? I find them really funny

>hatpost this twat

>>74880431
Read the fucking study you retard.

>The Romans, Vikings and Normans may have ruled or invaded the British for hundreds of years, but they left barely a trace on our DNA, the first detailed study of the genetics of British people has revealed.

>The analysis shows that the Anglo-Saxons were the only conquering force, around 400-500 AD, to substantially alter the country’s genetic makeup, with most white British people now owing almost 30% of their DNA.

hi

>>74880362
factually incorrect statement

cyprus to name one of many violations to your statement

>>74880477
hey

>posting pics of scantily clad women

Varg_stop.bitmap

>>74880440
Two of the three groups forming the Anglo-Saxons were from Scandinavia so not surprising.

I really like burgers (the food), like a lot

>>74880462
fucking bruce

>>74880135
poobra poovin

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>Moni, you are a wander of the West.

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>>74880495
>>74880506

>>74880508
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/eurovision-2017-winner-streaker-flasher-australian-ukraine-prankster-vitalii-sediuk-a7735566.html

he was Ukrainian

>>74880506
greedy little gremlin

drain my bollocks please
theyre full and need a good drainage

>>74880530
why is he shilling for aus then

>>74880528
she has nice lips and eyebrows

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raaaaah respek for mi breddah Jez

>>74880401
Thanks!

Struggling to muster the courage to buy girl clothes from Primark
It would help to know exactly what I wanted, the layout of the store and only buying one item at a time
But I need to hold position when checking sizes, that's the toughest part
Also I've seen plenty of jeans there I want
Not sure where check shirts are placed though

>>74880528
Hottest girl alive after Jasmine Tookes. Would give my life to sniff her bathwater

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>Moni, you are a wander of the West.

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>finish talking to sales rep via live chat
>receive "is there anything else I can help you with" just as soon as I click "end chat and take survey"
>thought of me not replying roams around my head for the rest of the fucking day

any lacanian thinkers about?

don't even believe 90% of what infowars says but unsubbed from tom scott b/c he called them out as being spreading lies. at least infowars is entertaining

>>74880443
So what are the original inhabitants of England and Ireland genetically?

*gets schwifty*

only post in this shitty general when drunk. just boring otherwise

>>74880545
>shilling
>>>/pol/

>>74880470
this is one of the best fedoras of all time

>>74880556
I go here at 1am and you're here
I go here at 1pm and you're still here
How many hours a day do you invest in /brit/?

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me

>>74880579
basic bitch tier

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This Union is eternal.
You will never leave!
We are the EU, you will be assimilated.

>>74880607
his youtube channel is scooby1961

>>74880595
britons

>>74880602
What are you drinking?

>>74880595
Not Celts, they are the pre-Celtic migration populations, related to the groups like Basques at least in language.

>>74880531

Theyre the best, idk how we got along without them

ripping out small but smelly farts
smell like sweat and arse

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>>74880596

So you ignored my question about whether she talked about herself because you couldn't handle it

Next time you try this just say you forgot her name, not that you don't know who she is at all. It'll work better that way, might even trick a few retards!

Source: am behind half a dozen so made up stories and personalities on here

>>74880606
he's obviously a 'channer who wants to enhance australia's shitposting persona

>>74880647
*forgot to mention he used to trip on /fit/ also

>>74880506
foy

>>74880646
>Filters Finnish flag

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Lads...

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Why are brits so swarthy ?
My sister and cousin just uploaded this picture on a london train and this little brown balding anglo keeps looking at them with its little beady anglo eyes

>>74880595
neanderthals

didn't think your post through did you desu

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>>74880662

>>74880662
>>74880596
what are you hoping to achieve by getting upset at people enjoying things

>>74880675
For a retouched pic, that eye area is abysmal

keep matching with hot girls and they actually reply to me

might need to reevaluate how good looking i am

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Welp, I'm off to FOY now

Just looking down Bear and Moose Alley there, Scoochey with the swiper. Bears are watching - what are the bears watching - bears are watching the bears show there, just a quick secondary date check for you it's the... 15th of May 2017. I'm being forced into an appointment with these, Oxford Health, forcing me to attend this appointment here which I'm not happy about OK, I never want to talk to these people with the way they have messed me about and you've seen.

>>74880682
Those women look like trannies.

>>74880704
Guarantee this reddit nigger is also the one that posts interracial couples and aboriginal rights propaganda every thread

>>74880682
wouldnt consider him anglo tbqhwy. Would consider the one on the left fuckable tho.One on the right however...

>>74880720
They're bits, you worthless fat, uggo, piece of crap manchild

>>74880716
good post

Having a talk with the gf this evening lads, think she's gone off me, could be the end.

playing some fifa and listening to jamie t

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>>74880609
andrew is that you? i thought we were friends

https://www.xvideos.com/video5963031/

post kino

opinions on pints?

>>74880786
dump her first

its what i did haha

DO

NOT

REPLY

TO

EITHER

>>74880776
*Bots

>>74880784
Sometimes

Think ribena is projecting his own self hatred onto that poor anon with his tinder

>>74880778
Ty m8.

Amer owes me a selfie

>>74880799
What do Euros drink in?

>Why yes, I will have half a litre of beer please

>>74880686
went to prom with her, name's noel. didn't come within a mile of putting out

>>74880799
Hate pints, not a teetotaler just hate them simple as. Love water, love juice, love tea.

>>74880799
not a fan wallah

So anyone actually like Romania?

>>74880817
hate to agree with a yank, but I think we need to strictly adhere to this doctrine

>>74880784
this
but I love the posts making fun of it too 2bh

hahaha amer is furious

>>74880799
Post boipucci

>>74880803
Seems childish la, will see what she says.

>>74880817
190cm is p based tbqh.

He's an empathetic guy and doesn't waver under peer pressure

The Yank gf voted for Clinton, might have to drop her.

>>74880868
ohh myyyyyy

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lauren

>>74880837
it's usually medium or large (330ml vs 500ml) but i guess you could say half a liter too

still better than "38 of da queen's mouthfuls"

>>74880851
do you mean the tripfags or me? :(

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trips on suicide watch

>>74880871
funny you should say that because she also told me I have the mental age of a 15 year old (I'm 24)

>>74880799
love 'em

>>74880778
Better post

>>74880822
I'm just telling it like it is

>>74880828
This Thursday or next Tuesday

Promise
Might even buy an outfit

74880878
put your trip back on lisicki

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Neighbours screaming abuse at her little girl again

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>The Yank gf voted for Clinton, might have to drop her.

Need a cute Slav twink boyfriend.

>>74880744
What ? Thats my sister and cousin

no one orders pint here
we all order 25cl

>>74880908

How many times have you been arrested now?

>>74880881
i'm with her

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>Guarantee this reddit nigger is also the one that posts interracial couples and aboriginal rights propaganda every thread

>>74880915
Nonce

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>>74880897
>even having the stubs of them

>>74880915
call the social

>>74880921
>might

>>74880908

THIS WEEK CCCCUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT

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So no-one told you life was gonna be this way

*clap clap clap clap*

His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A

It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years

He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)

>>74880915
Call the police

>>74880915
what're they saying la?

>>74880878
it seems you two are the solitary members of one another's fan clubs

sad!

>>74880942
3 arrests

With a total of 7 charges

Only pleaded guilty to 2
Got off on 1

>>74880921
Explain?

>>74880943
Maybe

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>>74880961

>>74880892
>500ml is "large"
SMALL
FOAMY
EURO
BEER

>>74880897
My post in the screenshot. knew I was gonna make it someday

>>74880948
native extension doesn't remove them

can hear the roommates having sex (I was not invited to join in)

>>74880921

woulda too if I were a Yank

>>74880948
how'mst'est've does one'stve delete them'st?

monica say to your parents that you're mtf
im sure they will be proud of you. do it!

>>74880744
Where the fuck I claimed that its just my sister and cousin

>>74880969
Don't need fans. Just here for the bantz and self-loathing

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anime

>>74880915
is it abuse or rebuke?

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>>74880954
might.

>>74880995
>>74881002
4chx
all I use it for apart from the thread watcher

>>74880955
Maybe if I can buy some clothes to boost my self esteem

>>74880961
Last verse is pretty funny even if based on falsehoods

>>74881034
enjoy your botnet

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>>74881020

>>74880984
guilty for what?

>>74880984

What was your sentence?

>>74881020
the day you get permabanned this board will be better

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You now remember that Amer was re-arrested when someone made a fake post in his name saying he was fingering his cat.

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There once was a fat paki bender
A registered sex offender
He put on a dress
And changed his address
And prayed to allah that he'd end 'er

>>74881043
*enjoys it*
*doesnt have to get reminded lisicki is still here*
ill be alri

>>74880967
Its gone silent

Found out some woman I know works for the NHS

How should I show the proper respect to this Angel of Public Health?

>>74880961
>He'll be there to get you
>('Cause you've disrespected him too)

luv it

amer why did you film an unconsenting woman in the shower

>>74881059
excuse me but poetry is my gimmick and it's lowercase only

>>74881076
tell her your dick's so hard it hurts and you need her to make it better

>>74880442
You need to stop posting. you are awful

>>74881076
report to hospital with a cabbage wedged up your rear

>>74881042

no rush babes x

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>>74881025
LOVE when titcows pretend to be ignorant of their tits

>>74881073
how do you know they were in the wrong if you didn't hear what was being said?

>>74881114
legit tho, Marxism and Religion is such a non-topic

you'd be better off reading about other aspects of Marxism.

From the other thread. Royal Mail opened my parcel and resealed it and quite pissed about it, why did they do it? Doesn't obviously look like machine work but it was just books and I'm quite pissed they came in like that.

don't reply to it

>>74881057
is this true? absolutely screeching

>>74881024
rebuke to the highest runtiest extent borderline abuse, constantly calling the toddler a cunt and saying shes a bad kid, when really shes just a bad mother. Pisses me off 2bh.

>>74881149
>Marxism and Religion is such a non-topic
shut the fuck up
if you use marx's quote (which is taken out of context) ill bash your skull you fucking imbecile

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>>74881142
excuse me? what did you call her?

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there once was a man named ahmed
who had spiderman sheets on his bed
he failed in his plan
to stop being a man
til he put a quick bullet in his head

>>74881114
If you are that leftie poster then fuck off
If not then sorry

>HBO working on 5 GoT spinoffs
remember when everyone thought we were in a golden age of television

>>74881158
you're on a watch list lad

burn everything

>>74881149
shut the fuck up you complete moron

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not liking ONE BIT my lack of (You)s ITT

>>74881199
FIVE?

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i was really smart until i did the weed

now i'm a retarded loser

and this is why i'll always vote against legalization

>>74881034
is there a way to uncheck all the options at once, couldnt be bothered to personalise it so I have just been using my second chrome account

he's a paki a tranny a freak
you shouldnt be pooing or he'll do a peek
he's got himself some dirty poo skin
and a hair do that looks like a twat
he got arrested for being a nonce
watch out poles he knows where youre at
he put up a camera to watch you poo inside
hopefully
like all other trannies
his fate is naught more than suicide

>>74881210
yes

>>74881206

It was only Legend of the Galactic Heroes books two and three so nothing serious.

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WTF is wrong with foreigners?

Lol i had a bf for almost 6 years now.

>>74881212
yes

>first worldlers still doing weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxdm4WBAgg4

>>74881241
tricked ya into giving me a (You)
have more of a will to live now haha :)

Want a daughter lads

>>74881185
Good taste in beer tbqh

L O N D O N

S E 5

Will be in the market for a new gf within a few hours

>>74881266
'once

dont want to have kids

>>74881199
netflix killed the golden age which began with sopranos and ended with mad men

>>74881183
>>74881207
any Marxist that has a religion might as well be a Utopian Socialist and I can direct them to three pages of Engels that'll change their mind.

any writer trying to defend Marxism and Christianity just turn into apologists for being Christian.

safe in the knowledge that no matter where my pitfalls and errors in life take me, i'll never be as much of a STATE as our resident tripfags

just did a poo in iceland (country not the store)

how do you know if you're gay?

researching the JQ

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>>74881258
i thought it never snowed in iceland and that greenland is the snowy one

i thought the explorers who discovered them gave them false names to deter others from coming, because nobody would want to visit a place called "iceland"

>>74881180
I have the image in my mind now tbqh.

Fat landwhale wearing some baggy black stretchy sweater with jogging bottoms , either grey or of the same material, hair tied back into a pony-tail, speaking with a god-awful lower class accent, shopping at tesco or asda, living in a terraced house, mess everywhere-lots of cheap plastic shit, still has a DVD player, dilapidated shed in garden and ikea furniture inside. Her idea of culture is the X-factor and she votes labour.

>REEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T GIRLS TALK TO /ME/?!
>DON'T THEY KNOW I'M EXCELLENT AT LYING ON /BRIT/
howling

>>74881306
check to see if there's a willy up your bum

stop fucking replying to it

>>74881283
How does that make me a 'ce you 'unt

>>74881244
>japanese cartoons

probably think you're a nonce m8

>>74881261
>negative canthal tilt
closed immediately

also have you ever done 'huasca

>>74881147
well there is a good way to parenting and a bad way, I dont think screaming at your daughter, calling her a cunt and the worst person on earth whilst not even showing her the right way constitutes as good parenting

alri

>>74881258
oh cool, I know what to do on my next holiday

bit disturbed by the thought of a paki watching me poo

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>>74881296
>a 4324 minute long Coke advert
>good

>someone is so triggered by someone talking to a girl that they're copying that person's posts from the last thread and posting them in this one
wew lads

Never seen autism this bad before.

>>74881318
That is sort of correct, but it does indeed snow here as well

>>74881353
Duh

>>74881360
post ironic kino

>>74881338
'eaf 'once 'ho 'ants 'o 'nce a 'oung 'irl

>>74881384
#nice

>>74881354
you didn't say they called her a cunt and the worst person on earth, lad.
that's why i asked.

there once was a lad called amir
and all of sudden he felt queer
he wore fishnet socks
when he chopped of his cock
and now he's giving you a leer

remembering the time /brit/ nearly organised a new year's eve meetup in manchester until poleaboo said he was going and then everyone decided not to go

there once was a poster from australia
whose connection was worst than most
his wifi was tested
he got disconnected
and couldn't reply to this post

>>74881353
how's her canthal tilt negative?

looks pretty neutral to me

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>>74881389
How many LGBT flags do you need?

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Laaaareeeeeeeeeeee,

How hard is it to get herpes lads?

>>74881357
Dumb foreigner

>>74881389
how was it
were you by yourself or at an actual retreat? i've heard a fair few stories about dodgy shamans, but don't really have any idea as to how safe your country is in general
http://www.mensjournal.com/magazine/the-dark-side-of-ayahuasca-20130215

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2cbwF3iVOhzpY7KVzDKWXa

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>>74881417
that doesn't rhyme

/brit/ is so fucked that they relate any and all women towards sex, even mothers, daughters, sisters

State

>>74881360
>a show about advertising has advertisements
you don't say

>>74881319
Yes but the labour part is considering that she has an inch of brain which she dont

>>74881438
Curious. I only see one.
Looks very autistic, haha

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>>74881417
*does a think*
nope still doesn't rhyme

>walking home from the gym
>behind a group of 14 to 15 year old girls who are walking incredibly slowly
>don't say anything because I don't want to look like a nonce
>just keep walking slowly behind them
>end up looking like a nonce anyway
>takes me an hour to get home instead of 30 minutes
>two of them look over their shoulder at one point and look at me right in the eyes
kill me, just fucking kill me

what am i supposed to do when ive finished the sopranos?

>>74881469
What?

>>74881444
i think its more easy to receive/give than it is for HIV
not sure though

>>74881484
Triggered

>>74881407
Oh sorry lad misread your post, I was just saying that it had gone quiet from when you first responded

>>74881498
the wire

>>74881484
HATE this image

>>74881389
how big's your cock?

>>74881485
how could you be this much of an autist and not just walk past them?

>>74881444
pretty easy

>>74881512
HIV only has like a 0.5% chance of transmitting

>>74881187
Screeching

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>>74881484
this is my boyfriend's post and he left me to shitpost more

>>74881484
do a speedtest to europe, enjoy the 300 ping

>>74881475
? Thats who the dumb trash vote for for more gibs

>>74881412
>>74881417
im getting sick of telling you cunts
lowercase poetry is mine
im getting sick of telling you runts
to get the fuck back in line
dont you dare touch my gimmick again
or your life im afraid will be forfeit
if i catch you bastards posting without refrain
the result of my right hook will be morbid

>>74881485
why didnt you just walk past them noncey boy?

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Goddamn ed milliband is so motherfucking ugly, I don't know how anyone can stand to look at the TV with him on it. He is like a caricature from wartime propaganda, just absolutely disgusting.

I mean UK politicians (and people) aren't exactly handsome, or even average, but they at least look like normal human beings, not some weird puppet or a worm wearing a human disguise.

I once saw a gif of Ed Milliband eating a sandwich, I nearly threw up. It was worse than watching 1 guy 1 jar, which I can at least wrap my head around. Ed Milliband eating a sandwich was like watching a car crash, but when the impact happens, each car just explodes with a tidal wave of blood.

What the fuck is up with his hair? Is there no one around him to say "Hey, why don't we go down to the homeless shelter and get this fucked up wad of shit you call a hairstyle sorted out? Ok Ed, you ugly fuck?" Jesus christ.

Also, is he not British? I want to say he looks like he's from Spain, but he looks more like he was born in an underground cavern of mole-people. Every inch of his skin is like the extra dark reddish skin of a baby's penis.
Holy fuck someone give that guy an Elephant Man mask or something so I can look at him without turning to shit-scented stone. God fucking damn. His face looks like one of those prosthetic faces attached to sunglasses they give massive head wound victims.

Motherfucker literally looks like a bear ate his goddamn face, and that is what the NHS could cobble together for him out of novelty rubber ears and breast implants.

Ed Milliband, Jesus fucking Christ

>>74881498
better kino saul

>>74881525
been there done that

>>74881543
Honestly would trade a camel for an arabic wife

Two madmen are having a yarn about cheques in the last thread still. Madmen.

>>74881547
>implying 4chan servers are in europe

>>74881584

Rectify is amazing and just finished recently.

>>74881555
>claims the poem gimmick as his own
>posts the worst poems
really makes you think

there once was a man from down under
his people were prone to blunder
from emu screeches
to turkish beaches
they often make me chunder

>>74881548
na some people just dont vote nor care

>>74881584
Trapped

WE
*leers at you*
WUZ
*takes photo of you on the bog*
FEMALE
*gets arrested*
AND
*turns himself sterile by injecting shit*
SHIEEEEET

>>74881456
I have done it once when I was fourteen and once again after marrying together with my wife.
Amazing both times.

You have to be careful indeed, I recommend you to casually ask your local advisor when you get here. Also, don't act too touristy.

>>74881584
seinfeld

>>74881615
i literally invented poemposting so what your fucking mouth

you MONGS are doing limericks

>>74878493
>>74878493
>>74878493

should've watched sopranos before I watched the best show of all time
currently on s3 and while I like it it's not really amazing
nothing is after watching the wire

>>74880689
its well known the neanderthals are the true master race

>>74881616
Kek