/brit/

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I find it amazing how there are so many languages in the world. The way something so complex has developed thousands of times... it is truly amazing. Did you know that there are almost 7,000 living languages? Around 6% of those have over 1 million speakers.

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Northern England reppin

https://youtu.be/r9APEZMeH0o

Are yanks welcome here? Asking for a friend.

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hey trump


fuck you

smoke weed EVERY day

zoots

>>74878501
No eyebrows? Really? Does she want to look THAT "non binary" and monogamous? Ew

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me on the left
rorkes on the right

>>74878538
>monogamous

>>74878494
LIGHTWEIGHT PRICK

>>74878501
fuck you man I was eating

lib left: marijuana
lib right: cocaine
auth left: vodka
auth right: pints

>>74878494
alri inbetweeners

people are saying labour are catching up

many kinds of people

can jez pull it off?

>>74878501
how to be non-binary:
>black lipstick

>>74878478
hmm dont see English on this list

Anyone else count fedoraposts as (You)s on the ol' 'chon 'eadsheet?

Marijuana can quite literally kill you.

>>74878580
maybe

>>74878568
radical centrist: dmt

now lets talk about how many mental disease marijuana created or helped the creation of

>>74878577
I've always been a fan of Jamie T and never watched that tweenie rubbish

>>74878597
>not having separate data for 'doras and @'s etc.

>>74878547
>you: violent thug manlet
>rorke: national treasure intellectual, wouldn't hurt a fly
makes one ponder

this isn't a "i don't care who you vote for just please vote", it's a "if you're a real g vote labour" ting right now

>>74878547
>right wing person being the voice of reason and logic
apt desu

getting my Daily Dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_UJws5WpKY

>thinking you're too cool to watch the Inbetweeners

trying too hard

>>74878494
>wimbledon
thought he was northern?

>>74878612
literally everyone has watched the inbetweeners

>>74878612
inbetweeners is good la was just making a comment on how jamie t is from that same era. Very 2010

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>He reads Marx

lib left: neil
lib right: jay
auth left: simon
auth right: will

>>74878494
Jamie T isn't northern you fucking mug he's from London

>>74878671
switch simon and jay

>>74878668
Stop baiting and looking for arguments FOY

Going to have a very melancholy walk home through the cemetery in the rain

Drenched in the despair of existential ennui

the inbetweneers name in french is really funny

Fuck marijuana

In no way should it be legal

I used to be an avid smoke head and it fried my fucking brains. Don't care what you say, it makes you stupid. I stopped because the last time I smoked I took an awful reaction, started hearing voices in my head telling me horrible things, tried to get sick but my cottonmouth was so bad the bile simply got trapped in my throat and I began to choke. Blacked out and woke up fifteen minutes later with froth, sick and blood leaking out of my mouth. I also imagined my penis was shrinking into my body and it freaked me out.

Fuck weed

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anime~

>>74878675
anything north of kent is the north

>>74878675
anything north of dover is the north to me

>>74878693
*takes a photo for your myspace*

>unironically watching molymeme

>>74878692
Is that not /brit/ in a nutshell?

>>74878675
well then theres no excuse for him being so terrible

>>74878701
sure they didn't put suttin mad in ur zoot

>>74878701
ummm no sweaty you're just bad at smoking weed XDD
alcohol is actually bad too so therefore weed should be legal because everything should be a race to the bottom

>>74878675
Mate... Anything north of Kent...

romania will the power of europe

>>74878701
yeah thats cr-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??
Jamie, pull up the infographics on weed. Get that up

>>74878635
what's ironic is most of his alt right base don't even care about "western civilization" they just care about whiteness.

the liberal tradition and christian morality are for the most part incompatible with neoreactionary/ alt right thought.

>>74878701
Quite like this irish lad

>everything should be a race to the bottom

this but unironically

>>74878701
mong

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>>74878704
イエ~イ

>>74878757
stop fucking talking like this you cringe surrey cunt

Was doing a cheeky wee sing to myself in uni today thinking I was alone in the computer lab and then some girl that had been sitting in the back of the room started singing along and I almost shit myself

>>74878806
southampton actually i'll have you know

if i want to race to the bottom you have no right to stop me

>>74878786
don't give a fuck about autistic alt-retards

/brit/? more like /yank/ haha amirite?

>>74878757
honestly creasing at this and the posts in the last thread

>>74878671
radcen: mr gilbert

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Esperanza Base, Antarctica.
>Mean monthly temperatures range from −10.9 °C (12.4 °F) in June, the coldest month to 0.5 °C (32.9 °F) in January, the warmest month.[9] During summer (December–February), the average high is between 2.6 to 3.2 °C (36.7 to 37.8 °F) while the average low is between −2.9 to −1.8 °C (26.8 to 28.8 °F).[9] In winter, mean temperatures are around −6.0 °C (21.2 °F).[9] The highest temperature recorded was 17.5 °C (63.5 °F) on 24 March 2015.[11] This reading is the highest temperature ever recorded on mainland Antarctica and its surrounding islands.[12] The lowest temperature ever recorded is −38.4 °C (−37.1 °F) on 18 July 1994.[13]
Fascinating.

>>74878501
she had to have been raped by an uncle when she was young or something theres no way a normal person would just become that

>>74878635
>they
If this refers to neither jews nor women then it's objectively wrong

are you people trying to tell me that most people don't use roadman slang to describe smoking marijuana

women are deranged narcissists who need to be controlled

>christian morality
no such thing

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CIVIC
I
V
I
C

>>74878701
lel literally the worst thing to happen to me was when I was munching and I laughed so hard the sweets went up my nose. Thought I was just buggin out till I blew my nose and there were green pencil sticks in my snot.

the only drugs that should be legal are nicotine and caffeine

got called a cretin at thirsk train station

>he doesn't call his father sir

what's wrong with you?

>>74878701
good lad. bad lad for smoking in the first place. Everyone knows that weed is just a gateway drug and even as a gateway, it's destructive on its own. Think of any stoner you've ever spoken to and how often they say weed isn't addictive and then you see them gets antsy and fidgety and angry when they haven't smoked in a few days and when you point it out they say "I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT I JUST DON'T WANT TO" like a fucking crack fiend.

>>74878901
i call mine bossman

>>74878881
the future :)

never get munchies when smoking
just get thirsty so i drink water. simple as

>>74878456
What's with all the autistic wannabe terrorists in the UK?

>>74878901
not bent like you

Karen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0q0QeQbw9U

>>74878871
no you utter mong. You say "smoking a joint", not "bunning a zoot"
grim state of affairs in Southampton

>>74878881
cuck

got called an asshole at hallmark

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How did this happen?

>>74878901
I call mine by his first name

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normorons pooooooooooo

got called a knobjockey in william hill

>>74878901
I call mine John because thats his name

>>74878896

FREE DA 'INE MON

got called a dope at papa johns

>>74878951
the majority of people i know say bunning a zoot

>>74878964
what a runty country

>>74878968
>>74878979
weirdos
i call mine dad

got called an englishman in england

>>74878903
I'm from the actually white capital city in the UK.

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>>74878943

got called a gook at yo sushi

Got called a silly sausage in Kirkcaldy town centre

got called a kaffir in nandos

>>74878881
the future we want x

wtf lawrence of arabia was a real person

>>74879004
>runts congregate with runts
shocking

>>74878964
mad how Pinochet was in charge of this

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raaaaah cuz, me tink dey should leeeeeeeeeegalise it


me talkin about chronic acourse

The McCanns? Innocent victims I'm afraid.

got called a shrimp dick at popeyes

>>74879009
he wasn't christened dad was he now??

need 4000 euros so i can go to dignitas

think a kickstarter would work for this?

>>74879025
Would love to slot my face in between her buttocks and never come back out

Rational voices dissented. Who was to say, the machine, endowed with the very spirit of man, did not deserve a fair hearing?

>>74879089
Worth a try lad or maybe try gofundme

got called plonker at JP Morgans

>>74879089
just get a payday loan lol

really really want to have sex with girls who are not the gf

>>74878964
physical geography

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>>74878964
>Magallanes
wouldn't mind it 2bh

got called a fascist in oxfam

>>74879009
it'd be weird for me to start calling my parents mum and dad out of the blue

>>74879074
JANNY

>>74878927
Actually I thoroughly enjoy a blast of coke and it should be legalised and regulated

'Cause I'm a sad sack post-teen
Caught up in the love machine
No dream, come clean
Walking like a zombie, like a zombie
And I'm a coal train, fast lane
Caught up in the dirty rain
No pain, no gain
Walking like a zombie, like a zombie

Now I know you lads won't believe me, but I have never in my life frequented such establishments as papa johns, popeyes, chipotle, arby's, carl's jr, dairy queen, hungry jack's, long john silver's, white castle, among others.

>>74879079
not all of our dads were nonced paddy

got called fenian at Dockers Club

>>74879149
blimey

>>74879184
same

business idea:

life nukes, to be shot at mars

there's no coming back from being a failed normie

janny we need a cleanup

>>74879195
I remember the last time I got banned for two weeks (and I have a static ip) so I went out and got laid a few times instead
thanks janny

>>74879195
not a bad idea tbqh

Got called a taig in the local evangelical church

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me and the lads

>>74878978
What makes british profanity so humorous?

got called a Tory at Salford Lad's Club

>>74879184
same

>>74879165
haha me also my friend how about we get together and sniffle some of that dank dank white stuff just tell me your address and i'll meet you there


*surreptitiously rings RAAD*

>>74879240
post more bumholes

>>74879238
Unsettling pic

>>74879238
mediocre white people are SO pathetic

*violates the nap*

>>74878589
English is an Indo-European language you weapon

got called a cis shitlord at arbys

got called a proddy in the republic of ireland

It's like my waking life is a prison and I am only free when I dream

>>74879240
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>74879218
janny can't ban people

CANT YOU SEE THIS IS THE LAND OF CONFUSION

voting for mummy may and are tories

HEY HEY
HO HO
THERESA MAY HAS GOT TO GO

>>74870383
>>74870383
>>74870383

Get in here you nonces

if you intend on voting tory after the snoopers charter you deserve to be culled

>>74879023
Belfast? That isn't white, half of it is Irish.

>>74879307
whatever
you know what I mean

>>74879325
good
conservatism is the new punk

that's a big bum

i'm a big guy

for you

>>74879280
have to respect people for finding happiness with limited resources

they might be mediocre but they get to ravage that pinoy pussy any time and probably don't stay up all night posting about their sadness on the chon

WITH THE BOYS OPPOSITE THE PLATFORM SHOUTING LIGHTWEIGHT PRICK

IM A FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION CHEAP TO GET PISSED

>>74879348
I see absolutely nothing wrong here. Scots should be quarantined.

>>74879356
imagine saying this while surrounded by pakis and africans

>>74879079
no but he is my father so i call him dad
do you call your grandparents by their first name?

>>74879388
love northern music

>>74879344
"Hey ho

Hey ho

Theresa May has got to go" scans better.

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DUHNALD TRUMP

>>74879380
>have to respect people for finding happiness with limited resources

speaking from experience? lol pwnd

>>74879408
I'm not surrounded by either though. The foreigners around here are Poles.

floyd mayweather would heem the fuck out of connor mcgregor

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>>74879422
FUCK DONAKLD RTRUOIKPO

>>74879348
You see that lad who REEEEEEEE'd at the Irish for not voting for the UK in Eurovision? "Keep your fucking gypsies"

>>74879422
>patriotism is letting an unknown horde of foreigners ravage your country

ah yes

>>74879356
100% of it is Irish
Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants

Irish Protestants in Belfast are actually scummier than Catholics

>>74879422
fucking nonce

>>74879422
>when awkward politicians formatively use the three-sentence repeat structure

>>74879455
The Protestants aren't Irish tough, they are Scots and Northern English who settled there centuries ago.

>>74879437
Where is "here"?

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>>74879445
getting kids involved in politics should be a crime

>>74879422
how can one man be so based?

>>74879422
ZLUMPF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>74879496
Northern rural east England.

>>74879486
Nah lad lowland scots are still Celtic

Northern English didn't settle NI

>>74879415
my grandparents have all been dead since I was a child and I only started calling my dad by his name when I was a teenager

>>74879422
>kissing kids
NONCE

>>74879478
not again

post the images that make janny mad. like the arthur character

>>74879445
funny how kids raised by two dads probably end up more feminine than those raised by single mothers

we should start forcing straight men to raise kids in pairs to create a brand of super-alpha child

>>74879380
>have to respect people for finding happiness with limited resources
no i don't and you can't make me

>>74879510
can't imagine why you've been so vague

*sparks up a fat spliff of fuckin soap bar*

>>74879478
>>74879522

haitiANO

>>74879516
Lowland Scots are more Anglo than the average Englishman. Because lowland Scotland received heavy Anglo settlement in the 700s.

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>>74879520
king of the britons?

Got called a fascist at Harry Ramsden's

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katie

>>74879542
Not interested in being doxxed.

>>74879522
>>74879478
yanny clearly isn't here to ban you so could you please sod off to another board with more active moderation

/lat/ is bullying me, lads.

>>74879554
Sorry mate just don't believe it, fuck off now

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Britcucks

>>74879554
that doesn't make them northern english you muppet

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F
U
C
K

D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elroYaDZwqU

>>74879592
I never said it did. I said it makes the settlers not Irish and not Celtic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq6y34qUhLI

HMMMM

>>74879529
>funny how kids raised by two dads probably end up more feminine than those raised by single mothers
wrong

children rebel against their parents
the kids would strive to be different to their parents

>>74879574
remembering this photo the next time an alt-righter brings up a 'study' about conversatives being more attractive

>>74879577
get a grip

>>74879589
what

was on my way home from work today and some girl came over and started calling me by my name and hugging me excitedly and asking me how i've been and all that. no idea who she was but now i have her number and apparently we're going for a catch-up lunch on thursday.

lads, how the fuck do i do this without knowing her name? how do i find it out without revealing that i stood there chatting with her for 20 minutes without even knowing who she was?

IMPORTANT POLL PLEASE RESPOND

http://www.strawpoll.me/12970573/r

need mo money fo dem programz

>>74879614
pjw is civic, he will tell you himself

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>he picked bulbasaur

disgusting

>>74879586
Believe what you like, you're still wrong.

On my 7th or 8th shit of the day. I've got post nasal drip which causes an unending stream of mucus to run down the back of your throat causing you to constantly swallow

All that mucus combined with the air you swallow from doing it so frequently results in shitting violently and not at all solid

>>74879656
retard

>>74879648
untrue story

>>74879632
t. someone who wants to doxx me

>>74879656
pokemon was shit and I don't know why people like it

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>>74879608
Lowland scots are genetically Celtic u wank

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>>74879656
bet you picked squirtle you fag, FOY

*heems you*

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>>74879638

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>tfw dick is 6.3 inches long erect
>tfw 95th percentile
feels good lads

get back home in ETA 90 minutes, cook and clean for 30 minutes then finally a precious hour to myself before beddy byes ready for the bright and early start tomorrow
ahh the so called wagie life

>>74878964
>O'higgins
?

>>74879649
>/r
literal drooling retard

reckon we should have a meetup where we just bun bare zoots and just get boxed

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the replacement went well. I haven't seen the old quid for few days now

>>74879669
>>74879708
Charmander was the patrician's choice
Squirtle was a close second.

>>74879672
this post doesn't help me at all

my gay/straight porn habits are are 50:50 now

>>74879711
>believing data designed as suicide prevention material

Yikes

>>74879711
>tfw 95th percentile
isn't that when you include Asians?

>>74879731
charmander was literally the worst choice

>>74879735
No one believes you. Not possible

>>74879656
bulbasaur and charmander are equally good choices since they're the only easily attainable good version of their types
you can get a good water easily anywhere in the game

>>74879667
Have had rhinitis for years.

You're talking SHITE.

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alri lads

voting for jez

pints and footy fuck the rest

>>74879738
bit gay
bit straight

>>74879721
You're all Rejash's anyways, who gives a fuck.

>>74879765
>>74879762
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis
nah majority caucasians

ethiopiANO

>>74879707
No they aren't, you should actually read that study. It confirmed there is no such thing as a Celtic grouping in the UK. The Welsh, Scots and Irish are all closer related to the English than they are each other.

>>74879735
Run her number through Facebook

>>74879717
Bernardo O'Higgins was an irish statesman and general who helped achieve Chilean independence

Sounds like a meme, I know

>>74879793
Only what the doctor told me la. Why am I shitting so much then

>>74879782
>not possible to not remember someone that remembers you
you're going to have to help me understand that one lad

>>74879728
I have some.

fuuuck i missed the election

Does grip/wrist position impact the way a weight loads the back while lifting or just change the way the bicep/forearm are activated?

>>74879818
Quote pls because west scots, highlanders and Irish are virtually identical

hate pints
hate footy
love chebs

>>74879818
ANGLO'D

>>74879833
Might just have the shits lad.

>>74879852
yes, it changes the back and arms

>>74879667
do a nasal irrigation always makes me feel better

booked my cbt now im gonna bill a fatty and watch last nights tv online
thoughts?

>>74879835
If she knew you THAT well to literally run over and hug you then want to catch up you'd know who she is. Someone might say hello to you that you don't know, your scenario isn't possible, this isn't Seinfeld

>>74879854
>Surprisingly, the study showed no genetic basis for a single “Celtic” group, with people living in Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and Cornwall being among the most different form each other genetically.

You lads gonna get a sex robot as seen on the BBC?

just booked my flight to exeter

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it just occured to me that there could be femanons lurking in /brit/ to better understand the male psyche

>>74879852
what lift?

>>74879452
jajajajajajajaja
idiot burger pirata

>>74879852
For a pulling movement a wider grip will generally activate the lats more

doing a listen to onuka

>>74879889
god whites are pathetic

>>74879929
hi

>>74879939
only to an extent. go too wide and you'll just be weaker with no more activation

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Independent Celtic Union of Scotland and Ireland when?

>>74879892
*knocks on your door*
*asks to see your tv license*
*detects hesitations in your voice*
*calls for the beeb backup*

nintendo should put the old pokemon games on steam to satisfy me

>>74879819
can you even do that?

t. never had a bakebook

>>74879901
>it's not possible for someone to recognise you without you recognising them
what if they were really fucking fat and now they're not? or what if they were really skinny but grew 10" and gained 80lbs and are now bald?

fuck loads of ways this can happen you MONG

Does grip/wrist position impact the way my peepee shoots jizzum

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my gf on the left

>>74879885
Ty

>>74879931
Hammer strength pulldown

>>74879939
I mix it up

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>>74880001

>>74879976
*flashes you my provisional*
heh, it's not live or plugged in kiddo, you got nothin on me

*plays with my cock*
*it inflates to 6.3 INCHES LONG*
fuck lads literally a behemoth. imagine if a girl saw this she'd faint

donald flump

the male psyche:
pints
footy
punts
chebs

>>74879972
>spend the past century killing scots and telling them to fuck off home
>celtic union pls :)
taigs are a bit demented

we're winning the meme war

>>74879972
Fuck off. I don't want Scotland in our shit. Frankly, I'm still iffy on letting anyone in the Republic survive unification.

>>74879892
I think if you need cbt maybe stop smoking week you mongoloid

i smoke loud you smoke shit that gives you headaches

neighbours doggo didn't bark this morning. wonder if the chocolate is slipped through the letter box worked

what is it with lads trying to get banned today?

>>74879906
Anglo Divide & Conquer Propaganda

>>74879976
*flashes you my continuity*
heh, ireland unfree shall never be at peace mo chara, you got nottin on me

>>74879906
going to have to dismiss this faceticious study

I know Wales and Cornwall aren't that genetically identical to the Irish but even the study shows that western scots and highlanders are identical. Not only that, but it doesn't take into account genetic markers in the ROI of which there is most likely a significant amount of in England.

Northumbria mustardrace

>>74880093
>>74880093
>>74880093

my sex junk is so oh oh oh

>>74879929
yes. am girl. BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>74880081
we already conquered you m8

>>74880097
You're the one that linked that study.

>>74880038
*cracks knuckles*
I think it's the other way around, a chara

>>74879976
*doesnt let you through the door*
btfo

just done 8-10 pressups (can't remember)
will post physique in a bit

>>74879991
Did she look like she'd gained 10 inches and go bald? Fucking idiot

She didn't talk about herself at all for 20 minutes? Bullshit

>>74880126
Why? If Pearse in 1915 could see how his Republic would turn out, he'd never have rebelled.

>>74880113
But who are you exactly? Are you Native Celtic English? Are you Romano-British? Are you an Anglo? A Saxon? A Norman?

There is no "you"

>>74878701
I mean when alcohol is legal its hard to justify a lot of these other drugs being illegal. Having said that I think (even as an avid drinking) that we really need to address the drinking culture in this country (and, if I can be so bold as to say so, Ireland too).

I'm not necessarily for legalisation of cannabis but i am for the decriminisation of drugs. We should treat drug use a mental health issue not a criminal one.

Really I think society as a whole needs a rethink about how many drugs we consume from the mundanety of coffee up to the hard illegals. Even stuff like painkillers I feel people use far too haphazardly.

>>74880150
How the fuck would I know if she'd changed her appearance if I don't know who the fuck she is to begin with?

If she said "It's me, such and such" then I'd be able to tell you if there was any changes to how she used to be, but since she didn't, I'm left not knowing who the fuck she is

>>74880212
boring lie

give it up

>>74880295
>my life is a literal unbelievable fantasy for you just because i talked to a girl
l
m
a
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>>74880212
So you ignored my question about whether she talked about herself because you couldn't handle it

Next time you try this just say you forgot her name, not that you don't know who she is at all. It'll work better that way, might even trick a few retards!

Source: am behind half a dozen so made up stories and personalities on here

>>74880585
>entire discussion is framed around her and I meeting up to properly catch up
>implying we haven't caught up
>"durr did she not catch you up on her life?"
i am so thoroughly embarrassed for you

>>74880613
Cracking up over here. You left a massive gap in your story by saying you'd already talked to her for 20 minutes.

Thats a long conversation. Not a chance you could keep it up without asking a single question about her or her asking a single question that would give away who she was

There's an art to lying. You need to give up on it for a bit

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>cracking up over here

>20 minutes is a long conversation
imagine being you

>>74880863
I'm just giving you tips for next time you try to get a few (you)s. You've got a few out of me just sort of out of pity, and because I knew how easy it would be to tear you apart but to get to the real meat you'll need to improve

Why did Royal Mail open my post lads? Came home from the weekend to find my parcel had been tampered with, they had ripped it open but resealed it in a see through bag. I've never had that happened before but quite pissed off especially since I ordered the books new.

>you talking to a girl?
>FANTASY FANTASY NEVER HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEE
lmao

>>74881038
dad sent me a hundred quid for my birthday in the mail once. cunts nicked it at the post office. i got a red card to say it was there waiting, but when i showed up they didnt have it

>use valid counter arguments and point clear holes in the story
>he resorts to shit posting, clearly VERY angry at being called out


If you get better at lying like I'm trying to tell you then it won't be an issue

>REEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T GIRLS TALK TO /ME/?!
>DON'T THEY KNOW I'M EXCELLENT AT LYING ON /BRIT/
howling

>>74881144
it's disgraceful you really can't send money via post. I think I had a cheque nicked once, how fucking stupid is that they couldn't even cash it.

>>74881379
It's not 1916, do a bank transfer

>>74881418
I can't believe there are people posting on 4chan who were born before cheques stopped being a thing, my god.

>>74881460
I get paid in cheques. You can cash them on your phone

Mayweather-McGregor might actually happen lads :)))