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windhelm guard edition
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can't believe some people actually really dislike immigrants
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>>74869774
kek
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lauren 2bh
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/int/ is literally /b/ with flags
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>>74869816
me
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i sleep fully clothed with shoes on and wearing a woolly hat.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9zMok6two

tune
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>>74869846
/b/ is a lot worse
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You have ten seconds to explain to me why you are posting on this during the working day
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Seriously fuck captcha, my thread would have been first had it not been for re-selecting the captcha options 8 times
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>>74869878
no filter at work
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SNOOP DOGG
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>>74869834
What?
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>>74869878
/brit/ is and always has been a NEET general
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>>74869857
even when I'm with a girl I put my boxer-briefs on before going to sleep

it's just weird without them
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goin for a duzz
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>>74869886
IMAJUN MAI SHARK
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how did this happen?
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that feel when TOO SMART for tha MOON STEEM MORODER
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If you watch any of these yanktuber mongs can you just fuck off to /britpol/
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>>74869857
>don't you get erections during the night?
not really no
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>>74869936

Whats wrong with him?
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my potatoes have sprouted
lol the irish were so stupid
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>>74869938
this
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>>74869938
too full of tripfags

and /brit/ needs to cement its right-wing roots, the commies have grown too bold recently
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>>74869878
the mcflurry machine exploded so they sent us all home
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>>74869878
booked the week off and going to Edinburgh tomorrow
>>74869884
Bet the IT blokes are howling at you
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>>74869938
don't you know conservatism is the new counter culture?
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>>74869857

not gonna rub me nob on the covers am i
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italians are the whitest people in europe

even whiter than the portuguese, if you can believe that
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>>74869846
I've been saying that for the past few years.
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>>74869857
used to sleep naked but my boner just kept getting in the way, I also always woke up with my hand wrapped firm around it which made me want to wank more than sleep.
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>>74869990
i cant believe it
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phone still hasn't received Nougat
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>CIA controlled opposition edition
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>>74869846
/b/ is just a porn dump now so I don't agree
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>/bant/ is still up
who honestly uses that board?
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>>74869996
i said it on the first day of /int/
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>>74870015
absolute brainlet take
richard spencer is controlled by a secret cabal of shamans
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>>74869891
It's a good read, isn't it?

But your wan's passages in it are quite boring.
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>>74870032
/b/ + /pol/
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>>74870015
controlled opposition mentalists are the best kind though
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populism is the new punk
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>>74870058
That's the media.
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soo... what's yer 'hing
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>>74870072
why not just use /b/ or /pol/
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>>74870050
don't know about that load of shite you just wrote but it's pretty good
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Hello ni-
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>>74869857
>sleeping naked

would rather the skidmarks be on my boxers and not my bedsheets
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>>74870075
SHOW-TING in front of a MAP is the new POONK ROCK
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playing vampire the masquerade bloodlines

was a bit pissed off when paradox bought the world of darkness because i was hoping another vampire rpg would be made someday but paradox will probably just make a few of their patented autism simulators with it
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>>74870119
how can you be so bad at wiping that you leave skid marks

absolute state
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>>74870119
obese cunt
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>>74870117
gel
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could heem tim easily imo
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>>74870061
Quite enjoyed it aye, helped break the monotony of Heaney's poem. I do not enjoy poetry at all
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I sleep naked its just more comfortable and natural xx
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Thinking I might have a cheeky midnight wank tonight.
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>>74870170
poetry is really bent
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>>74870164
would love to see you say that to his face, sunshine
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does PJW realise most of his audience are laughing at him and his comical demeanour? even if you agree with everything he says how could anyone take him seriously? he's a literal caricature
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>>74870187
Don't understand the point of poetry that doesn't rhyme
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actually pissed the bed a tiny bit the other morning lol
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since I went on sertraline I only wank once a week because it's too much work and takes all the enjoyment out of it. just do it out of necessity
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>>74870164
doubt it sunshine
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someone post the pjw copypasta
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>>74870235
no
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>>74870209
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
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would demolish laci green
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need someone to show up to tim's gaff unannounced
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Anybody else feel the need to wank simply because they're cocks out?
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>>74869774
based yellow fever man
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>>74870235
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
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>>74870243
yes
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>>74870247
so would i especially now that she's redpilled

https://youtu.be/nQ1ga8yuM50
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>>74870247
agreed desu
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>>74870073
>controlled opposition mentalists are the best kind though
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>>74869774
>dugin
Autistic roleplaying and playing too much paradox games at it's finest.
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I sleep in a big bed with your wife
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>>74870247
same
she has a big voluptuous mouth that I can see making use of
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>>74870262
cheers la
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>>74870247
if you wouldn't you're bent end of
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>>74870287
so you sleep alone haha
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>>74869774
kek'd
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>>74869774
VERY good OP
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just found out im gay lads
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Who here still a virgin over 26 ?
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>>74870335
it was in the cards
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>>74870229
>>74870198
dpd here to deliver a heeming
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>>74869878
phoneposting from the office
im doing an internship so i dont really get a lot of work
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hi all, brian again. just about to sneeze
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>>74870335
get on pills for it quick
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laci green has herpes she made a video announcing it and saying she was proud

vile slug
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These are an amazing fuck desu

Just bought three packs of 6 for 50 euros
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>>74870244
Hate England
Love pints
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>>74869878
unemployed
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>>74870363
nonce
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>>74870294
laci green?
ha! more like taste me seem
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it's almost about that time for tim to upload
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>>74869846
Nah that's /bant/
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494797265122.webm
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turning over a new leave lads
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>>74870373
absolutely porous
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>>74870405
Ayyy, Lmoa
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>>74870294
would cum inside laci green and then tell her i support trump
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had a chuckle

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/mens-rights-activist-reveals-hes-also-successful-pickup-artist-side/
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had a banana for lunch
had a fag and a cup of tea for breakfast
feel full as fuck

don't know how you fat cunts can do it 2bh
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>they managed to get away with 60 euros of cheese
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fart and foot fetishists need to be rounded up and shot

along with chubby chasers who claim they like '''thick''' women when they really just like fatties
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:D
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"Sometimes I feel life is just not worth it."

KEVIN BOYLE is BACK FROM THE DOCTORS

*moody watercolour kev in heavy shadow*

in

DIAGNOSIS DEPRESSION

He's On Pills For It Now!
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one of my eyebrow hairs randomly grows way faster than the others. makes me look a right fucking weirdo.
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cold out
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>>74870464
:>]
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( ._.)
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girl sitting across from me was playing footsie with me while I was off my head pissed yesterday

quite like the idea of a footjob 2bh
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:^}
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>>74870462
>He isn't blessed with a foot fetish

Literally only benefits
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>>74870187
I like it.

If you're British you should like this poem.

I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

II
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

III
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

IV
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

V
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

VI
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>74870452
love a bit of betoota desu
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>>74870507
used to have foot sex with a girl in French class
used to rub her feet on my in tights under the desk
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=÷)
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ಠ╭╮ಠ
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>>74870507
Why didn't you get ask her if she'd do it for you ?
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>>74870540
weeeeew
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:L
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*corners the manager of a firm that's rejected my job application*
*unsheathes my blade*
theres 2 ways this can go petal
either you gives me a desk job... or you gives me a footjob
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>>74870554
was too pissed
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>:^[
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;__;
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David created the Xenomorph and Snape kills Dumbledore
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>Michael Jacksons "biological" daughter
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>>74870507
What did you invest in?
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*<[:^)
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business idea: pretend to have a job and only post in the early morning and late evening so /brit/ thinks ive sorted myself out
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wouldn't mind a resurgence of the IRA

would give us an excuse to destroy ireland and maybe few more aussies would end up with dead uncles
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Why invent the belt when suspenders do a much better job?
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https://youtu.be/pgCb6Fg56YA

choon
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>>74870616
The Xenomorphs weren't created by implanting them in Rapace's boyfriend?
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>>74870629
t. morris dancer
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pengdon
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>>74870618
this puzzled me for years, couldnt work out what the radio twazzocks was talking about when they said the footsie opened at such and such
thought it was some competitive tournament
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>>74870628
>destroy Ireland
Better men than you have tried Sasanach x
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Oh Dambala, come Dambala
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>>74870629
pipe down there larry king
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found my pills lads
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>>74870529
shan't
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>>74870335
how you find this out
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just got off the blower with a friend who's trying to get me to got to paris with her

need a way of weasiling out of it 2bh
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pengingham
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>>74870642

No Fass creates them in a secret lab
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d:^{D}
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>>74870695
theres a place in London that looks like that but 4x better
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>>74870699
guess i need to watch that .mov again without the blindfold on this time
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>>74870460
fags supress apetitte bruv
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>>74870695
Notts or Birms?
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>>74870716
didn't ask about London
>>74870726
the latter
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>>74870722
they also suppress non-mutagenic alveoli cells in the lungs
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>>74870716
richmond?
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drinking an innocent smoothie
I have ascended to the upper echelons of society
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH
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life tip: keep stinkbombs or some kind of smokescreen at hand during daily life in case you're ever kidnapped and need a distraction
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>>74870694
tell her that paris is full of niggers and pakis and is nowhere near worth travelling to
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>>74870745
hey buddy, suppress this
*gestures towards genitals*
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>>74870716
this is true of almost every place
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39921309
bet a load of them would do it just for a laugh
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>>74870756
posh cunt
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>>74870694
do you not like this person? paris is great
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>>74870774
haha yeah would be a proper laugh to see that and watch them running around lol
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>>74870699
what? how the fuck does that work? In prometheus he uses the black goo that they find
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the ol' 'cide
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>>74870760
Have you been to Paris or just a poltard?
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>>74870694

she tryin to get the pipe?
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>>74870779
can't really afford it

also I have no interest in seeing paris. no interest in seeing anything outside my room for that matter haha.
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>>74870786
especially if they go commando that'd be a right giggle ahahahhha
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date soon
no idea what to do honestly, might just head to a coffeeshop and use it as a pretext to fucc
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>>74870788
VERY good lad(s)
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succ
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at the 'station
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>>74870756
watch out for the fibre lad, don't want to od on it
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>>74870801
just a poltard

have a close m8 who went there though and he says the nigs are out of control
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>>74870815
>fucc
God i fucking HATE this cringey childish shite. Fuck off and just spell the word properly you literal nonce nigger cunt
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>>74869878
Phone
+ boss literally said theres nothing to be done today
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>you have lived long enough to see america become a non-white 3rd world shithole
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>>74870787

Yeah they retcon that, the black goo makes aliens now but not the proper alien.

Fass then has a lab where he has been creating experiments and one of them is a facehugger which leads to the proper Alien
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>>74870848
fantastic post
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>>74870856
inb4 it was always that
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fucking cunts didn't collect my recycling box just few minutes ago leaving this note. I didn't have any of these items, nor nothing they wouldn't normally take.
lazy bastards. hope they earn minimum age in their 40s
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>>74870841
fucking mong
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business idea: eat a pear

haha whoops already did that x
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>>74870808
mate there are few reasons to leave your room but paris is one of them (fair game if you can't afford it though). You will go to the shittiest little bakery down some shitty side street and you will have some of the best bread you've ever had in your life. The food is so great there it's ridiculous, the galleries are amazing as well.
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might start LARPing as a virgin freak to make them look even worse than they already do
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>>74870856
It already is

I watch youtube vloggers in yankland (18-25). Most yanks are not white. the 'white' ones are a sort of yellow/tan with black/brown eyes

the actual white ones live in remote areas of idaho and stuff
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Going to Spain tomorrow lads

Redpill me on it
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>>74870889
hey at least i didn't lie

haven't you ever heard of paris syndrome?
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>>74870893
was it of the conference variety?
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>>74870911
whereabouts, i've done south coast, barca and madrid
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>>74870908
>It already is
that's what i said lad
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business idea: convince a really rich person to give me money
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Just got all the completion marks for ??? in BoI.

Pretty pleased with that
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>>74870858
Don't believe you.
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>>74870944
>not convincing god to give you rich parents
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>>74870944
because rich people stay rich by giving away money
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>>74870858
is the movie actually good? heard it was average af
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whats this shit I've been hearing about the 'death of pepe the frog'?

how is pepe in any way dead?
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>>74870953
is that the blue hearts guy or the one hit death guy
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do you lads ever do the thing where you yawn, but close your mouth after and let your cheeks inflate with the breath and then slowly and noisily let the breath out between tightly pursed lips
bit like going "pworrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" after the inhale
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Lesbian mate wants my cum haha
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Absolutely baffling to me how people can play the piano. How is it possible to play two completely different tunes simultaneously, weaving beautifully into one another in perfect sync
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>>74870889
its true tho, when I went it was worse than London, I literally saw some algerian man begging on the streets with his kids.
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>>74870925

Madrid and Barce

>>74870955

And guess what, the Alien doesnt even go into chestburster mode anymore it grows large instantly now
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>Click verify once there are none left.
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>>74870980
he's DEAD because you utter shitlords turned him into a white nationalist icon

how fucking stupid is the altright?
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>>74870976
now you have said this I will no longer be seriously pursuing this venture, you have opened my eyes
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>>74870953
used to do 2-3 runs of BoI every day, but then my xbox controller broke and i couldnt get used to keyboard controls so i stopped playing
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hi
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>>74870980
The creator wrote a new comic where he dies
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>>74870998
what a cuck! you should have stolen his pennies in the name of kek
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>>74870988
drums is even more insane haha
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>>74871018
buy a new controller...?
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>>74870980
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>>74871036
and now it's simply impossible to make pepe memes since he is dead in the canon (?)
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>>74871001
both are amazing cities, barca in particular. Make sure you go round the Gaudi park in barcaelona (can't remember what it's called). Personally, I didn't think it was worth going up the sagrada famila. Make sure you do prado etc in Madrid. Also recomend the bus hopper things, gives you nice orientation of the city and can be quite use to get around if you don't feel like walking.
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>>74871019
hey
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>>74869774
>dad beat me again
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>>74871036
death has no hold on me
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want a girl to squat over my face and unload hot thick logs of stinking steaming shit in my mouth

anyone else?
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mfw
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>>74871044
No i can understand how they move their feet independently from their arms. But pianists are using both hands to play a melody at completely different speeds with different notes and tempo. Wish I'd learned piano as a child desu
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>>74871062
You deserved it you little mug
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>>74871062
how old are you
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>>74871007
so its not a specific incident? and just a general conclusion

and I didn't like the alt-right commandeering pepe any more than you did
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>>74871073
wearing one now
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>>74871062
Bottle the fucker
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>tfw no foreskin
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>>74871079
suppose you just learn the two melodies separately and it just becomes muscle memory
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>>74871062
hes tryna harden you up little poofta
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cant tell if something is stuck in my teeth or my gum has split
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*Ice barrages you*
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>>74871115
hello mohammad
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>>74871079
Pianos are so gay
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>>74871115
FOY
>>
gently running my finger around the lip of my puckered and engorged foreskin
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>>74871079
you're making it sound way harder than it is
just becomes second nature the more you play
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>>74871092
the author of the comic strip rightly wanted to distance himself from what became known as the white racist super hero

he killed the character because he hoped it would dissuade the continual use in racist/anti-semetic internet forums but also show he was NOT cool with it
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>>74871069
hmmmm not convinced by this
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>>74870988
>How is it possible to play two completely different tunes simultaneously

I used to play piano and was able to do this, recently tried to take piano up again and could not for the life of me figure out how to do this. How on earth did I play two different tunes at once
>>
hundreds of giant spiders just gored me with their fangs and laid eggs in the wounds
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>>74871128
*freedoms and uses wild magic with my T92 power gear*

eheh, nothin personnell kid
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>>74871163
owned
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>>74871163
owned
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Are you really going to legalize cannabis?
(read it in the Independent)
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>>74871188
spectomenal post
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remember boxxy
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>>74871200
stfu bitch
>>
Loony left nurses union is trying to sabotage election
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>>74871091
25
>>74871084
Really? so i pissed in the sink again and so ? it's just 90%water; because the toilet was occupied and he said the sink smells like urine i tried to deny it but he still beat me
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remember boxxy
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>>74871210
oh i memba
memba chocolate rain
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>>74871200
lib dems won't win and the others parties don't give a fuck, so no
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*pwns the internet*
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lungs feel sore from all the smoke

reckon that lad might have been right about the appetite oppressing effects of fags
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>>74871062
>dad used to beat me
>i started hitting back
>he stopped beating me
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would enjoy it if i had my full foreskin back to be honest
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>>74871200
lib dems are an irrelevant party that get 5% of votes at max
>>
A single a desktop user, there is literally no reason mobile users should be thought of as any less. If anything you should Ben grateful they even keep this website alive.

Sent from my iPad
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Bawxy was a cute
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>>74870982
Blue hearts baby. Can't get red heard containers. One hit death is The Lost, but he's not one hit death any more since the DLC. He starts with The Mantle, first hit in every room does no damage.
>>74871018
why don't you just get another controller? i wish the PC had online co op like the PS4 version does.
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>>74871217
dont piss in the sink
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>>74871186
This is a Safe for Work board and that picture is not safe for work
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creasing shitting pissing spitting shaking salt and spraying malt vinegar all over my posting chair at the image of a 25 year old frenchman being heemed by his dad for pissing in the sink
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>>74871244
maybe in that video
looks like a weird jewish gypsy otherwise
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Doing a po(o)st
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>>74871217
If you're 25, you should be able to beat your dad up
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how do you say "pissing in the sink" in french? does it involve trains
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Me in Freshers week at a UK Uni
>I fear the day I piss in the sink
Me in 3rd year of UK Uni
>The toilet is two flights up and I'm 4 beers in on a tuesday just gunna piss in the sink
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yanks will be awake soon
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horion zero dawn is alright, not great
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business idea
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>>74871312
thanks for reminding us
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>>74871310
ooooo you're 'ard
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>>74871320
>gif
fuck off
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>wake up as NEET
>eat
> have 3 smoks
>bait post on /brit/ or /fr/
>eat again
>play WoW for the rest of the day
>go to sleep at 5 am and get angry at the birds when they wont SHUT THE FUCK UP
>repeat
Good thing i'm rich or i'd kms
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>>74871320
NO TO BUSINESS
NATIONALISE RICK AND MORTY
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>>74871312
aussies are sleeping soon
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>>74871309
piscine dans le sinké
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i like shoe0nhead t b h
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>>74871342
>>
dad sent me 2 emails since i last checked
one is quite pedestrian mothers day fare
the other is a collection of sarcastic willy wonka memes about the tories
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>>74871343
Buy me a steam game
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>>74871244
smart kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGguwYPC32I
>>
>>74871349
It's 10pm Nigel I'll be awake for another 6hours at least
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>>74869779
>>74869779
>>74869779
>>
>>74871349
>Butterbeer

what in the fuck?
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>>74871361
FUCK OFF DOG CUNT
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>>74871367
>mothers day
FOY
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>>74871369
whats ur steamid
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>>74870015
>le spencer is controlled opposition meme

oh boy my favorite!
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At the post office 17 people ahead of me.

Need to go back to work in 40 minuted
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>>74871343
if its retail wow you might want to consider kysing anyway
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1337 oclock lads
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