What's your country's duty?

soilder 2 years

bullshit!!!!!!

To stop the eternal Kraut from becoming too powerful.

tfw no japanese gf

Also will fight for Japan if North Korea goes ballistic

to stop the boats

>>74869762
That's our duty actually, yours is to stop us from becoming too powerful

To pillage and plunder.

>>74869596
Protector of Earth.

>>74869839
>implying frogs aren't krauts in denial

To be more slav than actual slavs

to ruin europe

>>74869596
To spread memes and autism.

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To acquire wealth while acting as the table for setting up rules for conflicts that nobody follows usually anyways.

>>74869596
to seem awkward

>>74869596
To be cucks, apparently

>>74870504
Underrated

>>74869762
>Bongs get weaker every time
>we get stronger every time

Really makes me think

>>74869596
Be the polite little country next to Russia and try to be of use when things start to get shitty.

Also build curious random shit that is of use every now and then.

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To trying our best!

>>74869596
Stimulant (cow-fee, cokeaine) breadbasket for the world

>>74869596
Destroying turkey

copy memes to send them taringa

also fap in /d/

>>74869979
Do you really think we're krauts?

Bullshit! We're franks

running behind who ever we think will win the war and then say we supported the other guys the whole time if they win it...

ooh yeah and bring up we was ones fucking awesome for we where vikings...

>>74869596
conquer the left bank of the Rhine

To guard Europe from Islam

>>74869596
being the big bad wolf

>>74869762
yeah you guys are really successful in this

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To COLONIZE and impregnate as many black women as humanly possible.

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>>74869726
3 years here

>>74875609
do they pay well?

To enjoy sunshine.

>>74875943
No. Almost nothing. wasted years... it's a "service you do for your country". anyway, I'm not combat and i'll finish it in 2.5 months from now

>>74869762
kek

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>>74869762

Be Murika's little bitch

>>74875943
they even dont pay well when we die at the military.

1 year ago 5 soildiers are dead cause some strange accident occur but government' reward was trash.

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buffer between the krauts, the roaches and the Liberators

>>74869908
more like Destroyer of Earth

>>74869596
To be the Christ of nations, to die for everybody's sins.

>>74869762
Why are anglo-assholes always bother to Germany.
please don't be bully my friend.

>>74876322
It's just a bit of tough love

>>74875538
>blacks women are like pandora's box
You're killing yourselves by impregnating them

>>74876322
Name one country that america destroyed that you actually cared about

>>74875609
!!!!!

>>74876626
germany

>>74876626
it's not countries, it's the planet. the american way of life destroys it

>>74876730
Ah yes
The country truly is in ruins

Also most damage was done by brits and russians

>>74876732
Fuck off greenpeace

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to pay tax and pension as much as possible to support LOADS of senile, ungrateful fuckers

>>74869762

the eternal anglo and the eternal kraut, always fucking europe up

>>74869762
Your country is losing it's power status, and your financial status is going down shits creek. Brexit won't stop this.

>>74877097
Know that feel

>>74876578
I'm already an American mongrel so I can't preserve the white race, I can only dilute the black race.

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To bring the races of the world under the Queen's watchful eye and dutifully expand the Anglo dominion

>>74869596
1 year for conscripts
1,5 years for border rangers (Since they aren't technically part of our main army)
But in practice you get 3 months of paid leave, so 9 months of active service. Even less when removing weekends.

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To protect the world from devastation

To unite all peoples within our nation

To denounce the evils of truth and love

To extend our reach to the stars above

>>74875609
haha only one year here

economic warfare

We provide the optimal conditions for white women to get MARTÍNEZ'D on holiday.

>>74869596
To supply american degenerates with cocaine.

>>74877616
I used to think that, then I moved to Quebec. It's not going to work if one fifth of the country speaks French.