Need a Bremain gf edition
>>74867508
eyyy
don't think about other cities at all.
t. sydney inhabitant
>>74867509
>my mates have been declined entry to several places in sydney because they had qld id
find this extremely hard to believe
*cucks you all*
>>74867551
Don't even have a wife and I'm getting cucked. This is what it's like to be white in Britain now...
>>74867546
nope, 100% happened. they presented qld id weren't allowed in. then they went elsewhere. this was around the time geordie shore was filming in sydney and were told at another place that they may be there that night so sydney residents only.
from what i remember, they got knocked back from 4 or 5 places because of their id's
>>74867536
drugs are for dummies edition
>>74867558
It's the future you chose you white cunt
>>74867558
excellent post
>>74867578
I literally have no issues with non whites or non brits in the UK. I've lived in other places and intend to do so in the future so I can't complain lol
I'm the alt-right's idea of a cuck e.g. not a racist
might pop out for a fag
>>74867570
where you actually with them when it happened? I just find a lot of people will be obviously fucked out of their mind on booze/ drugs so they come up with excuses on why the bouncers didn't let them in. not too hard to imagine some anti-qld bias when you feel foreign in other city
I usually go to places where they aren't too picky with the clientele though (unless you're out of it)
flatmates have clogged both sinks
why do people put all food down the sink? thats just daft
shitting my guts out lads
Not a fan of the weather today if I'm being perfectly honest
>>74867647
Good thing I have no reason to ever leave the house heh heh heh
made a big bowl of spaghetti meatballs but I wasn't hungry, only ate about half and smushed the rest down the drain
>>74867622
they were probably just paranoid about their bogan attitude showing
>almost 5pm
Not a fan of Mondays but they seem to go quicker than most other days.
Did a shit in the sink and pushed it down the train with my bare hands
My autismo flatmate is gonna go mental
does beer go off after a few months if unrefrigerated?
t. non-drinker runt
>>74867622
one guy wasn't really drinking because he was on pain meds and got told not to mix them with piss. iirc one bouncer did say something about them being from qld but i cant remember exactly so im not going to quote it.
Gonna fry an egg lads
Just try and stop me
some cunt just went down the road blasting crazy frog out of his car
>>74867719
Good, fuck Queenslanders.
>>74867726
irl shitposting
Just think how big the Jewish population of Europe would be if Hitler never did his thing...
>>74867664
fuck off murderer
>>74867724
I tried
>>74867726
choons
>>74867739
8 in a row
>>74867607
Everyone's a racist
some sort of maggot-like creature just crawled out of my dick
this is probably one of those things I shouldn't just ignore
>>74867607
cuck's a funny word desu. people who use it think it destroys all arguments and is incredibly insulting while everyone else thinks it sounds a bit spacky and doesn't really mean much. quite an impotent word tbqh.
>>74867761
Why would that be a bad thing? Whites breeding with with Jewish people would raise the collective IQ of humanity.
>>74867776
is all the hatred for queenslanders in sydney really over something as petty as state of origin?
>>74867812
doubt.jpg
>>74867839
i deadset think it has something to do with it desu hahahahaha
>>74867812
what
I DNT LIEK DRUMF
>>74867828
Didn't say it would be, don't label me a racist.
Would love a cute jewess
>>74867668
was probably this desu. if you have a large group of loud guys queuing who are clearly out of town and going to get more fucked than usual (and aren't bringing in any girls) they'll target you
>>74867719
imagine it would just be because they handed him a qld license and he said "oh you're from qld", I remember hearing something about a certain fake license that looks like a qld one or that bouncers are trained to recognise different licenses or something
>>74867812
probably cancer-sperm
*enters thread*
*generic WWE intro rock music starts playing*
>>74867883
>bouncer
>trained
taking a shite
>>74867812
take a pic for the lads
Thoughts on a United Ireland?
>>74867812
congratulations, you're a father
>>74867930
Don't tell everyone or we'll all wan....fuck brb wanna go shite
just got back from having a fag
*does a poo in your coffee*
*you don't notice a difference*
>>74867929
I think you have to do some shit courses here to do it legally, doesn't stop them all from being fat cunt islanders
>>74867839
it's because they're mongs that vote in mong politicians
the average person in sydney wouldn't have a clue who johnathan thurston is
just saw some runt having a fag
>>74867812
just had a delicious coffee lads
>>74867966
>15 minutes
stop skiving from /brit/
>>74867974
*but i did notice*
*swaps my coffee for your coffee*
*you don't notice*
Girl responded to 3 of my messages so I asked her out
Giz a prayer lads
>coffee
runt fodder
>>74867976
>implying islanders aren't the sickest cunts australia has
>>74867815
>>74867995
sorry, was having a bit of chitchat
>>74868006
you sound like a britfeel refugee haha
why did they cast someone who can barely speak english let alone act as wonder woman
>>74868006
iccies lad
>>74868032
Isn't britfeel /r9k/?
Don't think they'd be the type to date
Thought Enoch was just a Rorke but he was actually pretty based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc26aTCwyYM
>>74868059
but they're the type to ask some bird out over facebook after exchanging 3 messages
>>74868041
dunno lad don't watch capeshit
only watch warkino me
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-15/aviation-fuel-sniffing-on-elcho-island-a-public-emergency/8521020
>dozens of young people are recording dangerously high lead levels after sniffing aviation fuel.
Ah yes
>>74868075
Dating site mate. I prefer to wait for longer but some girls lose interest quickly so I just take the safe bet.
>>74868041
mfw
>>74868041
something something jews something something white genocide something something dr.pavel i'm cia something something just
considering pulling an all nighter to reset the ol' 'eep' 'cle
>>74868111
hope you're talking about tinder here
anything else is just weird
>>74868171
awful idea
just consistently wake up at 7 or 8am for a few days and you'll be right
>>74868171
Solid plan, works 8/10!
>>74868125
t.shlomo o'connor
>>74868178
Have more success on OKC. If it gets me a date with a girl I like then don't care.
I posted it again :)
>>74868191
>>74868199
I've done it successfully 4 or 5 times this year already
am an insomniac me
made this last night but forgot fell asleep before I could post it
shat the bed last night. still haven't cleaned it up.
what happened to the lad trapped in his bedroom?
>OKC
*looks around room in horror*
and you actually live here?
>>74868237
if you've had to do it 4-5 times it clearly isn't working
wake up at a consistent time, force yourself to get out of bed and do exercise (earlier the better) without succumbing to a nap in the middle of the day
>>74868260
it was a fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4
Australians have no culture? Umm think again sweetie x
oneitis told me about her bf fucking her
>>74868218
dire
what type of lass is desperate enough for OK cupid?
>>74868288
yeah
especially considering we use linux
*opens /brit/*
*you all run to me giggling hysterically and tugging at my robes*
hello children, hello
*you all walk with me showing me the good posts you made*
*I laugh and humour you, tussling your hair and patting you*
"M-Mr J, w-w-w-will you be doing any runt p-p-posts today?"
*i laugh joyously and tell you all to carry on*
*watch you all posting from afar with a proud smile*
saw the ex in town
she said hi
pretended not to see or hear her
>>74868275
but when I go to bed at a normal time (10pm) I don't fall asleep until 1 or 2am
told my bff about fucking my bf :)
he's the sweatest
>>74868295
highschool memories desu
>>74868320
did you move to nz purely because of that scene where gandalf walks into the shite (shire sorry typo)?
>oneitis told me about her bf fucking her
friendzone level: betamax
>>74868320
*comes unto you under the guise of a child*
*whilst your guard is down I silently unsheath a wraithblade from my robe*
*cuts off both your legs at the knees with a single clean stroke*
*walks away without a second glance*
made my gf tell one of her orbiters about our hot steamy sex lmao
oneitis just figured out how ridiculous I am
dont have a oneititis because im not a pathetic sack of wine
been eating lots of fruit today so my cummies taste extra good
dont have a oneitis but I am a pathetic sack of wine
>>74868332
the first few days of waking up early you might only get 5-6 hours of sleep and feel tired a lot but it'll mean you go to bed straight away at 10pm.
doing exercise alongside that guarantees you have a nice comfy sleep
doesn't apply if you have some severe insomnia problem though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
now that the dust has settled, was it prank call kino?
just told my crush about me having sex to make him jealous but he didnt react...
he just didnt care and started writing text on some somalian banana review forum
Wake up, Sheeple.
dont have a oneitis and I dont like pathetic wine
go to sleep, sheeple
wanted to make an indirect post about the sack of wine but was beaten to it
sleeple
made an indirect post about the sack of wine and beat an aussie to it
reckon Stephen Fry's partner absolutely dreads the impending nighttime
pickle rick
*bleets*
>>74867815
cuck
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/NightB123?cf=regular,matchsearch
Literally perfect
>>74868390
ex gf and I used to have good laugh about all the orbiters desperate FB messages to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
watch it you fuckin' imbeciles
>>74868502
listening to justin bieber
>>74868537
'hant
will be going to bed early to hop on the hot blanket and post from my iPad :)
louder with crowder
>ordinary women you pass everyday use sex toys
hello?!
Is this britain???
>>74868360
Nah I'm not him. Sometimes I save people's gimmicks then post it a year or 2 later to see if they're still around.
>women you pass everyday
>>74868587
do p much all women use sex toys?
Just come back from a course on CVs via the Jobby
>>74868523
anymore lad? that nutter put a lot of effort into that bio lol what else u got?
>The imaginary love child of John Oliver, Rachel Maddow, and a honey badger...with just a touch of CJ Cregg.
>Unabashedly snarky and very proud of the brain I was given.
>>74868587
>>74868609
Yeah its very common. Its also shocking how openly they talk about such things
>>74868523
was posted the other night bredda
>>74868523
>I work at a centrist political think tank in the city—so we've got some tough work cut out for us these next four years.
our girl
>>74868530
lmao me too
>h-hey your bf doesn't treat you right go out with me and i'll treat you like a princess? please?
shame that was years ago
>>74868622
Honey badger like the animal or the animal that is Nick Cummins
Why are malteasers goblin threads so comfy?
>>74868641
Do NOT want other men out there as competition
Bruce, I DEMAND that you get off
>>74868523
>I'm an avid political debater
dropped
breh
>>74868680
Debate me
>>74868609
ye
think a significant amount of them have to in order to cummies
OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR!!1!
>>74868664
lmao there's a mysterious online dating chad here that does quite well. he might have posted the screenshot
really wish i lived in the video game world
doing the same load of washin for the 3rd time
>>74868694
don't know enough about politics to engage in an actual debate.
>>74868707
sustained
>>74868655
haha yeah
>shame that was years ago
months in my case, but still a great shame
>>74868705
thought they didn't really get off on penetration, just the flappy stuff being stimulated
>>74868747
Don't worry mate, Pauline's that way
>>74868454
food for thought
>>74868725
all me
>>74868769
Dicklet meme in all seriousness. They absolutely do get off on being filled
/brit/ is the cringiest place on the site now it used to be a refuge from the shitty news of 4chan but it's all memespouting and regurgitated gimmicks now
What went wrong?
>>74868769
they don't really
every girl I've been with had a small vibo
>>74868776
which way?
Asians look like chimps and Africans look like apes.
Why is it only Europeans and Latinos who look human?
out the floor without a car to be honest
>it used to be a refuge from the shitty news of 4chan
what did he mean by this?
wish i could give that love the ol in out if you know what i mean
>>74868801
The RIGHT way mate
*pats your back*
>>74868797
pack it in you utter mong
How do Aussies pronounce "Adidas"?
>>74868797
Wind your fucking neck in
is 4.5 inches girth enough to satisfy a woman?
am 6 inches long
>>74868832
a-di-das
>>74868832
Adidas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE
Not sure how I feel about this. Unironically glad to see disabled people feeling empowered, but it does seem absolutely contrived.
Disappointing to see that a lot of the comments are quite abusive as well.
>>74868871
How do you measure girth?
>is 4.5 inches girth enough to satisfy a woman?
>>74868884
never fails to make me slightly uncomfortable
>>74868889
tape measure, string and pencil
not sure if I did it correctly tbqh
>>74868889
wrap a piece of string around your cock and measure the piece of string with a ruler
>>74868778
was having similar issues with sleep a few months ago, got in bed at 10am and couldn't sleep for hours and felt tired all the time, only just fixed it recently
waking up early at a consistent time is better even if you don't get a full eight hours, it's about the quality of sleep rather than the quantity and you'll get that with a strict schedule, going to bet at 11 or 12 doesn't matter so long as you uphold the waking time
also force yourself to jump out of bed and open your curtains as soon as you awake and don't spend any time during the day in your bed (use it purely for sleep so that when you lay down at night you immediately associate it with sleep and not browsing the chon or something)
>>74868630
>very common
bolloks
>>74868769
its both mate
amount wildly varies
>>74868932
you're replying to an actual bird mate just to let you know
>>74868793
>>74868798
hmm
why do irish people have such big heads?
>>74868884
ahh yes, bragging about crippling the bride on the most important day of her life, how "empowering".
>>74868960
It's where we keep all our diabolical plans for world domination
>>74868977
nice flag
>>74868977
talking real irish not ulster scots
>>74868929
hmmm
need to learn how to man up and just get up even when I'm tired. it's surprisingly difficult in the morning though. tired me never struggles to rationalise going back to sleep for another two or three hours.
>>74868871
yeah it is
/r/sex did a poll to see which girth they'd be happy with
http://www.strawpoll.me/3139022/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/3139022/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/3139022/r
most women aren't size queens
>>74868996
The Catholic one with 3 saints and St. Patrick's in the middle? Yeah
>>74869003
I'm not Ulster Scots, i can prove it simply by being able to read and write
>>74868884
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with it?
>>74869008
I'm sure every person who answered that poll was truthful and a woman.
>eating dinner before dinner time
don't cry for me, I'm already dead
>>74868908
Why?
>>74869033
*slaps your bitch tits*
>>74868960
to accommodate our massive bulging brains
>>74869026
no need to be bitter
Corbyn is a fucking meme
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/864003049123180545
>tfw to smart to work in work
>>74869054
Soz x
>>74869034
like you said, it's painfully contrived and scripted, to the point where I can never imagine it being real
after that point it just seems a little awkward
>>74869030
it's british
going to bring my unique brand of muscular catholic morality to /brit/
watch this space
>>74869114
Good lad
think i might just stick with anti SJWism a la sargon of akkad
alt-rightism is too heady
>>74869114
*yawns*
ok mate I should dash
*pats you on the shoulder and walks off without looking back*
Literally nothing wrong with socialism.
>>74869088
Yes, yes. I agree.
>>74869057
hilarious how students and working class runts think he's just some ordinary lovely bloke that the media is bullying when in truth he's always been on the hard left of politics and surrounds himself with deeply far left people and groups
>>74869005
honestly think it's the most important thing, something about the mindset of being tired you have to confront
if you're hard on yourself in the morning then you can lay down later that night and feel genuinely tired, the most gloriously comfy feeling. sleeping in those extra hours in the morning must fuck your sleep hormones or something, just find when I do that I'll get in bed later that night and feel really irritable and have that fidgety sleep where you feel even more tired the next day.
once you get up and moving you'll perk up a bit, after a week or whatever I felt really good in the mornings instead of a pathetic sack of shit
>>74868884
that turned nasty pretty fucking quick
>>74869139
in theory
>>74869139
it's only good when it's national
>>74869149
I agree, nothing comfier than finally falling into bed after a day full of physical activity. You're asleep in 10 minutes
>>74869137
>double spaced actionposting
heathen
>>74869139
its humans who are the problem
>>74869135
>sargon
the guy who still makes fucking gamergate videos in 2017?
me and the lads
Now you see mates, there's nice action like
*tops up your pint*
And there's MY kinda action
****crushes your pint with my jackboot****
Aus gun laws are not looking promising. Whole outlook is becoming more grim by the hour
me and the lads
>>74869192
Jesus
>>74869185
it unironically is, perhaps once the robots start taking over all the jobs only then will socialism have the potential to be a viable option.
>>74869030
No need for nastiness. 15% of the world's population have a physical or mental disability.
>>74869228
yes?
youtube political commentators are the fucking sewage of society and feel very grouchy whenever they're mentioned here
best Alt Rightists are Millennial Woes and Jared Taylor
best Alt Liteists are Lauren Southern, Alex Jones and Molyneux
better than all of them is the radical centrist grace that is Jordan Peterson
Another 4 and a bit hours then I'm free
Prefer 8-4 shifts desu
Everyone from Yorkshire is a cunt
>>74869236
Thanks for dying for our sins mate x
new zealand accent is really ugly
>>74869242
lauren southern is only recognised because she's fit
she has nothing original to say
(she is very fit though)
Just spoke with Jesus. He's such a top lad, not much of a talker
I'm from Yorkshire
>>74869266
this cunt is a qt.
>>74869289
really bothered me when she was on some boat that was trying to turn back refugee boats
STAY OUT OF IT Y*NK
>>74869289
she looks like a famous dude, I dont know which one, but I know that face
>>74869191
yea
he's a good lad
me on the right
deliverooo
posting from my phone
at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvn6tpo0-vI
>>74869192
>civilization
fuck off you turbo yank
Sigh. Going to watch the subbed nip version of Hunter X Hunter because i can't be bothered waiting every 7 days for a 20 minute episode.
>>74869360
>Sigh
stopped reading there
>>74869289
shes got flabby arms
can't be doing with that on a bird
>>74869360
excellent taste
posting from my phone
in greggs
>>74869360
watching dubs is fucking cretinous
off yourself
glad the stirner meme died
WUT CUD BE MOW TRIGGIRIN TU LIBTUDS?
>>74869416
Legends never die
>>74869289
She's a good commentator purely because she's an "on the scene" reporter, I like how she ends up exactly where the action is happening (rallies, universities, street battles, identitarian groups) she's also a fairly decent interviewer and asks good questions. Its the kind of journalism Vice was famous for, which makes sense since she's worked with Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes.
>>74869320
she's a leaf.
just had my first driving lesson lads
>>74869242
lauren southern has made the transition to full alt rightist
she's sinking migrant boats in france right now
>>74868356
fantastic thread
>>74869423
what 80s band was this lad from again
>>74869403
I prefer spending time admiring the details of the animation if the dub isn't horrendous.
some twat on his phone is holding up the line in greggs
mike cernovich is a cuck
>>74869438
I do think she's more redpilled than she lets on but she didn't actually sink refugee boats, just tried intimidating them to fuck off away from Europe's shores. it's a tactic Greenpeace uses for oil/ cargo ships
didn't Southern say she was Jewish and hated the alt-right or something
don't know any "mikes" sorry
>I prefer spending time admiring the details of the animation
>>74869472
delete this
>>74869485
that's what she says but in reality she used flares to pop migrant dingys and light syrian children on fire
>>74869495
that was Milo probably
it's only Sargon and PJW who actively rail against the Alt Right. The rest of the Alt Lite have disagreements with the Alt Right but are happy to talk with them
keep ripping huge farts
can provide more info if requested
>>74869542
what do they smell of
slept fully clothed haha
very comfy
>>74869563
Sounds terrible
I sleep completely naked
>>74869242
This interview with Jared Taylor is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z90KJWk3dPY
He demolishes the interviewer's logic up and has her admitting to her double standards for whites and non whites.
>>74869521
>light syrian children on fire
think this is fake news
>>74869582
i tried this but i always end up getting really horny and having to get up for a wank
>>74869528
You need to fuck off to /r/yank_nonsense
>>74869582
bit gay
>>74869582
>I sleep completely naked
in greggs?
>>74869610
Have a wank beforehand
>>74869620
t. Wears his shoes in bed
>>74869629
Yeah mate it was in greggs
>(((Jared Taylor)))
>>74869613
the UK has a longer history with alternative right-wing movements than America tbqh
Sleep with pants but no shirt
>>74869610
>get up for a wank
do people actually do this? I just wank in bed and then rub the cummy into my tummy
>being unironically right wing
people do this? embarrassing
>>74869646
the ol' 'vide 'nd 'nquer
>>74869521
good lass
I sleep in a black cape in a coffin
every person i've met who sleeps naked has either been gay, gay but in the closet, or bisexual
>>74869651
wear a jumper and trackies now
getting a bit cold and don't have a heater x
http://www.strawpoll.me/12969230
http://www.strawpoll.me/12969230
http://www.strawpoll.me/12969230
http://www.strawpoll.me/12969230
>>74869647
Your point? All these people you mentioned deal almost exclusively with American identity politics.
>>74869684
Back to Romania with you
Once made a thread on every single board as part of a personal research project
>>74869699
Have you ever read Dracula?
>>74869651
hope you mean boxers and not trousers by 'pants'
>>74869562
not telling
i skeep completely naked except with shoes on
>>74869647
alt-right youtube yank shit isn't politics though
>>74869697
Sargon, PJW and Milo are all British kek
>>74869694
>>74869696
snap
>>74869685
i'm assuming you are one of these three then
>>74869732
i sleep fully clothed, can't be doing with jammies
>>74869495
Her bf is black rofl
i sleep fully cucked most nights
>>74869756
but you are gay?
>>74869730
and their popularity in america while no one gave them any time or thought in the uk really says a lot about them
>>74869780
stop lying
i sleep fully clothed with shoes on and wearing a woolly hat
>>74869723
Unless it's cold x
I sleep with full jammies on with or without boxers underneath depending on how I'm feeling
>>74869791
honestly nah
can't say i'd be above sucking a dick if i could get something out of it though
>>74869192
YEW FORGOT PAWL JOW-SUF WATSON yew UTTA FOOKIN MOW-RON
>>74869748
Good ini?
>>74869730
>Sargon, PJW and Milo are all British kek
They're all proto yanks fuck off back to the_donald you sad cunt
>>74869315
with no trigger discipline