/brit/

>>74865835
luverly edition

Aussies are literal sick cunts.

http://hclips.com/videos/jerking-off-in-front-of-chinese-therapist-till-it-cum/

>>74865835


makes me sick seeing these everywhere

collapsed lung is acting up again

5'8

>>74865835
Poles in Poland are extremely racist but Poles in Britain can't get enough of the nigger cock

Really makes you think doesn't it

The ol' anal glands are acting up again

Shit mate, is that a willyfor on your head?

>>74865867
colonise me slavic daddy

algeriano thinks ah yes posting is meant to be greentexted
his brain is small
he posts in old threads after the new has been posted

>>74865898
what is a willyfor?

why do brits hate poles

rather like them myself

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>74865921
for ramming up the old updog

>Northern lad gets crashes his shit 1.0L vauxhall nova into the local coal mine
>Breaks basically evey bone in his body
>head literally chopped off inside his body
>Will never eat greggs again

boy northerners sure are tough

>>74865923
ye bet you love poles in your ass dont you haha bender

watched a manosphere video

doing a think

>>74865893
They're teaming up against us

>>74865908
irrevocably btfo

will he ever recover?

>>74865923
They take up space that should go to PAKIS

SHUT YOUR SHIT

Only seen two poles my entire life in England not including lorry drivers on the road. Feels good to be a northerner

i see poles all the time out and about
usually got little lamps on the end

*drinks your milkshake*

>canadian lad gets into accident
>suffers punctured lung
>brain injuries
>broken collar bone
>internal decapitation
>survives
Canadians are made of granite lads. Backbone of this shite commonwealth. The punctured lung would have killed 90% of Brits.

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>>74865950
>feels good that no one wants to live in my poor shithole

>>74865908
Ah you may be right about greentexting the ah yes. Will take it into account next time. Thank you kind sir.

*pretends real things don't exist*
*pretends i see everything as a social construct*
*pretends to care about humanity while advocating large violent revolution and uprising which could kill tens of thousands, probably more*

heh, I am so f*cking enlightened, dumb rorkes will never reach my level

Just gonna repost in nufred

>>74865831 #
I used to be like that, but ive recently (since maybe xmas time) realised that if you treat them like shit they just carry on being nice and loving LOL

I've been doing things that are more and more cunty and she just kinda sulks for a few days and then gets over it

Ignore her bday, or if you can't bring yourself to do it wait until night time to call/text/mention it and just act as if it's not a big deal to you

So I'm seeing her on Thursday - I'mnot washing my willy until she's sucked it, gonna shower and stuff but just gonna leave the dick alone in the shower, keep the foreskin down etc so she has to taste it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmNHMbxjfk

>>74865923
Not white and work for pakis for next to nothing and indirectly fund their mosque building.

>>74865921
hehe

hook line and sinker

>>74865988
good banter haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs

>>74865893
Remember my sister was best mates with a polish bloke in school, all the girls obsessed over twinky emo singers and boy band types whereas she'd be obsessing over muscley skinheads

In this country the only blokes who go for that style are EDL types who probably hate Poles and 90% of black guys, no wonder they love them.

better poles than pakis eh

>>74865835
Thank you for your atention

reply to me NOW

>>74865986
are poles really below pakis in the social hierarchy? find that hard to believe

Participating in an experiment that includes painful stimuli after work.

Get 15 pounds for lartaking

>>74865982
If you didn't genuinely forget her bday because you have so many other shit going on and are just using it as a technique, you are a manipulative little narcisistic pervert who will never know love, peace of mind and genuine human connection. Seriously what have the jews done to this once hard working and good hearted people

>>74865923
I don't know desu they don't seem too bad and they are way better than a certain religion of peace.

>>74866021
*shouts "rubbish" far in the background*

>>74866035
they certainly are not

>>74865923
if we oppose mass immigration but then say "poles are good lads" everyone will say we're racist, which we are, but don't tell anyone haha ;)

>>74866035
Pakistanis are more established

>>74866035
It is mostly bydlo and gopniks that emigrated to UK, and those are really fucking dumb

>>74866055
Real thailad?

's 'lamu 'ykum

>>74866060
NEED the dark red bar to be much higher

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Very fond of the Tims- Byrne, Farron, and Pool.

poland? more like pooland

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Mood

>>74866035
Probably, asians tend to be doctors or run their own businesses. Poles tend to work for them a lot for shit wages and live in squalid flats ten people high that are rented to them by the asians who employ them or friends of their employers. Their kids probably get nonced by them too.

>>74866071
The very same.

>>74866077
LOL HE'S BALD WHAT A TWAT

>>74866058
haha sure la not a soul x
same reason we're making you lads take english proficiency tests for citizenship

bde (bardzo dobra edycja)

>>74866075
Why?

ah yes I'm relatively white and already European better stick to my Oriental culture and throat cancer language instead of integrating pierogis factory line worker will be my career of choice

faggot killa cus imma kill a faggoooot

Fucking niggers cancel Brexit RIGHT NOW, I don't want to work in fucking Ireland

Reeee

>>74866043
Of use I didn't forget, I'm talking about it now. Just not going to mention it to her today, might message her on Wednesday night or just wait until Thursday when I see her.

Obviously if she calls or messages me before then I'll say something. She won't come out and say why didn't you say happy birthday she's a quiet girl that wouldn't do that, but she might message me asking how I am or some bullshit as a reason to talk to see why I didnt and I'll throw her a happy bday bone

sick of these bloody pakis und t niggers comin ere and tekin are young lassis!

sick of it! fumin me fumin

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>>74866093
Filters make pictures so much better looking it's ridiculous

>>74866131
Ireland's a good choice but only the Northern bit

prvcze crzpv pshek kurwa haha x

>>74866131
You don't want to work in Britain either

>>74866131
Why not Germany or France? Just a language thing?

>>74866093
>>74866139
bet you wish you were a cute girl in those moments

>>74866094
As if an Asian would be brave enough to nonce a pole's kid

>>74866097
Ah good to see you lad. I have spend 5 days in udon thani. At the airport to get back to BKK now. Really loved isaan. Pulled so many GFs and all were very sweet and hot girls too. It's true what they say once you go isaan you never come back tbqh. Thinking of coming back and staying longer next time. But I kind of have a semi serious architect gf in BKK. Is that well accepted to have misstresses here lad? I have heard of the concept of Giks.

>>74866157
>Just a language thing?
Yes

>>74866149
гoвopишь пo-aнглийcкий или иди нaхyй cyкa блять

Based Starkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhSYf0O6Cdw

>>74866131
But you're in the Europe Union mate, you're blessed to be able to move to countries like Croatia, Latvia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Portugal and Slovakia. You've won at life.

might spend a year or two in the far east training like batman did

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>>74866158
n-no

>>74866182
блядь* ти быдлaн

So are you lads happy with brexit so far? Are companies really moving ou or is that a meme? Is EU giving you shit for it or are you fine?
t. don't follow politics

1, 2, doing a poo
3, 4, doing one more
5, 6, plopping out shits
7, 8, made a new mate
9, 10, made a new friend

:)

>>74866172
>giks
It's spelt gooks

>>74866182
Het xaxa x

>>74866035
pakis generally open a lot of awful businesses, often several at the same time, all losing money and failing. they employ the bare minimum staff for the lowest cost and treat them like dogs. the philosophy seems to be "if I open enough businesses one will surely work" then tgey run themselves into debt

t. from the Islamic Emirate of Bradistan, worked for several of these types of businesses in the three gap years I took between college and university, was a living hell

>>74866200
fantastic

>>74866202
Haha good one, Sir ;)

any1 got that IM SCREEEMIN pic?

>>74866172
>Is that well accepted to have misstresses here lad?
Traditional Thai women are jealous as fuck, I just read today about a woman smashing her brand new car into her husband's Merc for cheating on her. There's also a tradition of women cutting their husband's dick off and feeding it to ducks (don't ask me why ducks). The only girls that are into the Gik thing are slags borrowing from the western fwb culture.

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>>74866229
This one?

>>74866229
yeh

>>74866218
>gap year
>spent three years working in shitty businesses
Think you missed the point of a gap year mate

>>74866196
britain seemed so out of place in the EU to me.
when I think european, geeza from work usually isnt the first thing to come to mind

>>74866196
Pls answer ya cunts

>>74866254
delete this picture mate

>>74866254
hohoho bet that'd sting if i touched it

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Wonder if she would even give me the time of day

>>74866254
*grabs it and yanks*

>>74866254
ah yes a newborn calf's hoof

>>74865923
The English are racists. They hate just about everyone.

Pretty much it desu

>>74866196
Nothing has really changed so far. We managed quite well before we joined so we'll be reet.

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>>74866251

>>74866180
work in the Netherlands lad, everyone speaks English there and more clearly than Ireland/Scotland

know a guy at work who was there for 10 years and to this day doesn't speak a word of Dutch or even know the difference between the Netherlands and Holland

>>74866291
cool john lennon poster

really rad that, why cant we all just get along?

#WORLDPEACE

>>74866254
Make it trot through a field of salt

>>74866303
Thats good to hear, most experts here said that your economy will be fucked if you left, thay were propably EU shills tho

WEED LMAO #potfortheuk#legalizeit

>>74866316
i dont know the difference either, why not suck my dick too?

Greetings comrades,

I am currently searching for an image of a text conversation between a man and a women where the women says a joke and the man is saying 'IM SCREAMIN!'

Kind Regards,

Me

>>74866293
Thats a disected hoof for adult horse you daft cunt

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Is Normie really mainstream now?

Hate people who snapchat themselves talking to the camera

Fucking off yourself

@74866340
>legalize
FOY

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>>74866270

the whole situation is exactly how the meme pic depicts it.

>>74866262
wanted to go travelling but all my mates were too poor and didn't place any value on seeing the world/would rather buy a new bodykit for their Corsa

such is life as a poortherner

>>74866367
yes tim

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>>74866296
Perhaps, because the people they really hate are themselves

>>74866291
love how comparatively fucked some people are compared to me

>>74866367

> Mosman

hmm that's one suburb away from where I live

>>74866206
NOT haram

>>74866346
Isn't it a bit early for Aussie gayposting

so angry lads grrr *rips off shirt*

AAARRRGGGHHHHHH

Farting way too often, lads. What do?

>>74866395
Give me a name so I can reply to you properly

>>74866433
change your diet

I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past, but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother, and she didn’t even realize it.

I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.

>>74866388
Ah yes because you can't leave the country without your mates

>>74866433
suck it back up and burp it out instead

>>74866430
*raps my paws around you*
*shakes you violently*
calm down!

would play the fuck out of a mad max/euro truck simulator game.

Not farting nearly enough lads

*shits in hand and smears it on your face'

nothin personal

wee?
golden wee...

gay poo-poos?
the gayest poo-poos...

find all this and more at /brit/
the greatest place for the human race
fantasticoffers on poo and wee and willies and fannies, from student scum to fragile grannies

>>74866442
Usman

>>74866384
not really

our economy is still alri and empire nostalgia isn't really a thing outside of 4chan

any brit girl up for impregnation by a polish anon?

>>74866418
Sydney a shit

Business idea: everyone put your real name in the name field

Alri lads

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>>74866296
they're not very racist when it comes to Pakis and Arabs putting the filthy anglo in his place.


I guess the english is are just special snowflakes who need to be treated a little more differently than the average human.

>>74866485
>our economy is still alri
>empire nostalgia isn't really a thing outside of 4chan

HOWLING LAD

Voted leave to stop all these poles, grandad was Polish though LOL

Wonder if there will ever be a decent game using google maps/street view as a map. Like some kind of mmorpg or something.

>>74866489
here

>>74866481
alri Usman

>>74866512
>beastiality


eeeeeewwwwwww

alri

>>74866510
theres one its called life you fucikng virgin NERD

>>74866463
You used the word mother too much to make this remotely believable. Also, what sort of absolute mentalist capitalises the word Autumn?

hello /brit/, my name is Brian. im a bit shy, so could you please introduce yourselves to me? i like watching ITV and having lentils

I'm a bender!

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I DNT LIEK DRUMF

>>74866535
Alri 'topher

>>74866492

Compared to what?

Normies? Nah. Not a fan.

>>74866543
alri bri
i like drinking fosters and shagging me sheila

>>74866313
Fuck sake. Can't this dumb bitch uderstand that we are not looking for the same thing in mistresses. Ah yes I will be able to compete with a 20 years old hottie.
I want a non-slag upper-class traditional gf but I want giks too. Think the current gf may be into bisexuality which is a nice. She also doesn't give me much shit when my line rings all the time (although i try to remember to mute it when I'm with her out of respect). But If she isn't at least okayish with this fuck it. I'll never have a serious relationship and will just impregnate as many 20 years as I can before gtfoing the country tbqh. Met a girl last night who was impregnated by a french guy who gtfo when she was born. She told me the guy can even come back to thailand as there are no laws forcing you to pay for the kids or anything.

>>74866542
i think thats an elliot rodger excerpt

*enters the thread*
*farts*
*leaves the thread*

>>74866558
Melbourne
Brisbane
Darwin
Perth
Alice
Literally any about filled shit hole in the NT and WA

I'm fragile granny and my real name is mohito. I'm sitting in the public place and laughing so loud that people give me that weird look.

Remember when you're paying for sex that she's just pretending, she doesn't fancy you and she knows you're a piece of shit

>>74866463
going 22 this year and still a virgin
am i about to hit the rodger breakpoint

wouldn't it be funny if the next thread was called /yank/?

haha just imagine that

>>74866465
travelling alone feels a bit autistic and dangerous

>>74866512
how are you going to raise our half-slavic bastard?

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wish I could throw fireballs or electricity from my hands like those lads in mortal kombat

>>74866614
obviously. who thinks differently to that?

>>74866593
I've only ever lived in Sydney and have no complaints, what do you hate about Sydney?

>>74866622
Thinking it is autistic and dangerous is what makes you autistic....

Most people travel alone if they're backpacking

*chitters at you from your crystal chandelier as your manservant tries in vain to swipe at me with a broomstick*
*defecates sloppily all over your marble floor*
*scampers up to the top of the chandelier and begins unscrewing the attachment, to the shrieks of dismay from your house staff*
eheheheheheeee

sometimes i pay the gf for sex

>>74866627
haha im spiderman

*slings semen at u*

>>74866593
tbf the main problem with sydney is just cost, and if he's living near mosman his north shore mummy is cooking his meals and daddy is paying the bills

>>74866627
My mother's friend died to a lightning ball.during construction of his house.
Inside of the room was charred. It flew through the window lol.

NEED a Polish gf to batter my bollocks

>>74866575
Or you could just fuck around until you're ready to settle down and have a normal (monogamous) relationship. Each to their own though.

>>74866625
I'm not actually a girl haha got you, you massive wazzock

anyone remember the putting your name in the name field meme

>>74866633
Just shit innit compared to literally every other place ever (except Auckland obviously)

>>74866672
lol great banter

>>74866692
yeah haha

>>74866614
I know

Conversely I'm not arsed what hooked think cause at the end of the day they get fucked for a living and are basically tarnished for life

>>74866686
fugggggg

>>74866693
not an argument

Love amphetamine shits

>I RATE POGBA

>MARTIAL IS ONE OF THE BEST STRIKERS IN THE LEAGUE

>ROONEY IN MIDFIELD, TACTICAL GENIUS

>WE'RE THE BEST PASSING SIDE IN THE LEAGUE

>IT'S OUR YEAR LA

>TITLE NOT HAPPENING FOR ANOTHER GENERATION

>MOURHINO EXPOSED

>UNITED ON FOR EUROPA LEAGUE AGAIN


HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

travelling alone appeals to me more, the only thing I'd feel I'd miss out on is maybe the cuisine cos going to a restaurant alone feels too weird

Hi boys, just introducing myself here.

Im currently 27 years old and im in the alt right. I am an advocate for #FREEKEKISTAN and #MAGA xD

no to c u c k s and liberals!!!

>>74866672
>lol
>Poland was once a decent culture of hard-working people proud of their catholic heritage
>he disagrees when I said that they're now an americanized cucked shithole in the other thread
>"lol listen to my story guys omfg they killed kenny xddd"

250ml bottle of sparkling water with dispersible aspirin straight up the exhaust

>>74866742
Don't care

>>74866715
Honestly, I just didn't like it but I was only there for a few months, spent more time in Melbourne and Brisbane. Foreign backpackers tend to either love Sydney and hate Melbourne or visa versa

>>74866742
would you try to meet people when travelling alone

>>74866676
https://youtu.be/V3b6hKBjhJA

>>74866766
not so actively but that kind of happens I guess

>>74866742
Right, but you meet people mate, it's not hard, I'm a top level card carrying autist (I post on 4chan and everything!) and I managed to find more friends travelling than I did in the UK

you know that guy? thats me

>>74866740
did the man kick the ball?

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unironic worship and rituals dedicated to winterchan were much better than this ironic redditor worship of kek

Eric is my favorite name

>>74866802
Are you the one guy from that place?

>>74866760
what did u like about melbourne and brisbane that sydney didn't have?

>people still insist that poles are white
If I can look at you and tell you aren't British, you're not white. Simple as that.

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Love pints.
HATE borders.

>>74866677
>until you're ready to settle down and have a normal (monogamous) relationship
Don't think it's the logical conclusion in my case. The more I fuck around the more I want to fuck around. It's been going for 32 years. What I really want is a Tony-Carmela Soprano type of relationship where the woman gives you shit but is overall okay closing her eyes (my parents had this relationship too) or even better a freak busexual gf who likes to share giks with me but is good at preserving appearances of respectability

Australia is a shithole, why would you ever go there.

>>74866826
bit early for a lager me thinks

>>74866818
I dunno man, it's all subjective and personal. The vibe, the people, the culture of the place...you must understand that some people like one place and some people like another place more, right? This cannot be a new concept to you.

>>74866543
Hello, Brian, I like browsing funny sites like 9gag or reddit. I also have farting problem which is quite embarrassing. Anyway what are you doing right now and how is it going?

getting a HIV test today

gonna see if my days of willy tickling have finally caught up to me haha :/

Mad Dog!

>>74866862
let' hope so haha

>>74866837
Literally the easiest country to live in, even for dummies and NEETS and chavs and autists

what the fuck are giks

>>74866852
I understand that people prefer certain things over others, yes, but usually they have a reason that justifies their feelings.

>>74866836
If that's the kind of lifestyle that appeals to you, that's all that matters.

>>74866826

>cans at 10am on a Monday


i thank god i'll never be a worthless nihilistic piece of shit like you.

>>74866877
*pozzes you*

would not say no to a can right now

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alri

>>74866543
Hi Brian, Joe here. :)

I enjoy watching paul joseph watson and fighting liberals haha

i also like kekistan and 4chan.com/pol

im a massive gay jewish faggot and proud to say it

my people are responsible for the plague and the holocaust an... oops too far ;0))

>>74866893
It's always a pleasure talking to you my lad. x

>>74866825
a chuj ci w ryj angielski pedale

będziemy robili z was prawdziwą kolonię

>>74866890
I just told you, the vibe, the culture, the people. Do you need more? The nature around the places, the stuff to do there both as a short and long term visitor, the mix of areas.

Sydney is the London and Auckland of Australia

Mad Dog ya mad dog!

>>74866889
The thai concept of a mistress

All,

i have been thoroughly repulsed by each and every one of your crude, mocking responses, and don't think i shall ever return here. this is goodbye

>>74866934
not a reason

>>74866962
yewah it is i was born in sydney, its shit

did an hour-long Q&A stream on youtube comprised of questions I made myself and addressed entirely in yes/no answers. no-one watched it

>>74866970
>>74866934
which suburbs did you live in?

work is driving me bloody mental!!!!!

WILLIES!!!!! POO POO POO BUM PAKI POO!!!!!! FANNY WANK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74866987
southwest

>>74866934
FOB

>>74866970
Where do you live now, lad?

Also the people are not in big cities and never live elsewhere (London, Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne to some extent) are always fucking idiots and always fucking idiots when it comes to seeing the negatives of living in their godforsaken cities

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>when you use someone elses telly

>>74866939
FUCK OFF DOG

>>74866997
*raps my paws around your cock*
*shakes it violently*

calm down!

Ask a special needs lad anything

>>74866997
watch the racial slurs there m8

>>74866998
runt

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love latina slags
hate government intervention
simple as

>>74866987
Didn't really live anywhere as I was only there for a short while but a couple of months in Kings Cross (mental, fun, but still Kings Cross innit) and Bonding Junction - typical backpacker places lol

But now you're gonna tell me oh but you should live in this suburb or that suburb...shut up

>>74867015
what are your special needs?

Hate work.

Love pints.

>>74867050
need a gf

>>74867050
He posts here, doesn't he?

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>when you use someone elses willy

Hate now
Love 20 minutes ago

>>74867020
'lo 'ger

allah ackbar lads haha

>>74867050
need someone to poz my neghole

wish i was dead

>>74866906
and you'll never have my wicked sense of humour

My question? Why, my penus weanus :D:DD

It's My Weanus Penis :)))))

My Penis Wenis, of course!

Haha XD

It's my Penis Weanus! :DD

My question to you? My Penus Wenus

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The gf

finally changed my socks after nearly 4 days. literally had to peel the fucking things off my feet

>>74867083
That just says God Great
Allahu akbar - the u attaches the great with the go's to become God is great

You need to learn this so your grandkids Usman and Bilal don't laugh at you and think you're just an ignorant old timers.

My tablet is racist, it autocorrected Bilal to Bill

oi kevin ya fairy

>>74867001
im in bowen, qld

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dont mess with me sunshine

>>74867123
>My tablet is racist, it autocorrected Bilal to Bill

scotland yard has been notified and are on their way

>>74867123
>This phrase is now synonymous with terrorism.
pottery

>>74867140
Ah yeah I have a couple of mates that did farm work up that way, smashed a few of the local bogan girls and got an STD or two each

>>74867140
good lad keep it up out there in bowen

t. brisbane

>>74867110

grand mother*

Eat Clen, Tren hard

well.......................................................................................good morning

having a laci green-themed wank

*posts*

>>74865876
why
they're normally much better than the tesco express chains that would be there otherwise

I'm VERY well known on /r/soccer

>>74867169
Brisbane is nice. I liked West End especially.

never been to australia but i lived in america for a bit and it was fucking bollocks

>>74867169
see >>>/tv/82781364

>>74865835
My question is how do the two people on the right know eachother?!

>>74867187
hey

>>74867237
Which part of america?

I don't get when people say they hate a city like sydney over other australian cities. they all feel the exact same to me.

maybe it's because I'm a shutin and don't interact with anyone

>>74867220
fucking idiot

yeah go ahead and delete your post so the world can't see what a dipshit you are you utter mook

literally a board of stereotypes. fuck off to /bant/.

>>74867247
Lovers

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REAL BRUCIE HOURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

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>[reddit space]

>>74867264
sydney is full of nonceophiles

>>74867239
>>74867220
fucken hold me back mate i cant go back to the watchhouse

gf likes to be waterboarded

>>74867239
Literally haram, Darwin is amazing (I earn the $45 an hour to direct cars at a T-junction with no lights) and the only thing to do there is fuck 18 year old German girls and get smashed everyday.

I drank and smoked weed everyday for 6 months and still left with $23,000...

>>74867279
better than real yank hours

>>74867263
texas
city bit not the redneck bit

>>74867302
dont know what that is

>>74867303
Why wouldn't they just put a light there?

>>74867322
texas isn't a city

what manner of fedora-tipping edgelord names a city 'Darwin'?

>>74867322
Liberal cuck Austin or real Texas?

>>74867303
> I drank and smoked weed everyday for 6 months
don't blame you, there's not much else to do

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quavo probably the best looking man alive

>>74867344
where? ugly nig land?

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dreaming of a welsh gf

>>74867332
city bit of texas you mong

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>ugly nig land

>>74867329
Honestly this place is stupid, I worked there for about 4 of the 6 months (two in an office Answering phones for $30 an hour) and they still didn't have one when I left. I guess if they're paying me that much to point they would have to pay even more to hire people to fit it. The city just has A LOT OF money being spent badly by bogan.

>>74867247
rorke cucking rasheed's wife

>>74867265
DONT KNOW WHAT THEY TOLD YOU
BUT IM NOT A MOOK

>>74867355
post a welsh 10/10 for reference please

>>74867264
people hate sydney because of the people within sydney.

sydney is full of complete fuckwits who reckon they're better than the rest of australia, and going there as a queenslander is actually fucking hell on earth.

>>74867378
That's stupid.

business idea: sell temporary traffic lights to Australia.

do pakis have little willies?

>>74867339
unironically austin
honestly as a brit even that place felt extremely different
it's insanely religious there

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>>74867412

>>74867414

no, people who don't live in sydney hate sydney because they think people in sydney think they're better than the people who don't live in sydney when in reality they don't even think about you at all.

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>>74867445

>>74867422
Genuinely the craziest place to work, I know people that had never stepped foot on a building site being paid $400 a day to be a labourer, so just picking up wood or tools and passing it to the actual builder/sparky/chippy/etc

>>74867414
fair enough, most of my mum's family moved here from queensland and they always talk about the people left behind in brisbane as though they're simpletons

I barely interact with those people though, uni aged students don't really take part in that debate. I just imagine young 20s culture is pretty ubiquitous across australia except for melbourne socialist types.

>>74867465
mental, Bruce neets have some explaining to do.

>>74867414
This.

Same with London, Auckland, Paris, Berlin. I'm gonna guess the biggest city in most countries

>>74867422
wouldn't matter, it's the insane labour costs up there

>>74867465
They call joiners chippy Hahahahahaha mental

Also labouring for a brickie is a pretty physically demanding job. Most people can't hack it

>>74867453
everyone i know who has moved to sydney has commented on the types of people and their view of everyone else. it's a common trend.

my mates have been declined entry to several places in sydney because they had qld id, and most people who move there from qld around our age either get a nsw id or an over 18 card to prevent that shit happening.

>>74867480
Genuinely don't understand how you can be a NEET in Aus when you can just move up to Darwin with 500 bucks and then live the high life there. It's so close to Asia, too, and you earn so much.

Tl;dr: I wanna live in darwin again

>>74867508
>>74867508
>>74867508
>>74867508

>>74867507
The heat will fuck you, but because it's soooo hot the work is taken pretty slowly, so something that would take 3 months in the UK or Melbourne will take 9 months in Darwin

>be brit
>colonise others
>hehe we stronk ;)
>get colonised
>WTF!!1 don't do what I'm doing! I can do it but you can't because I said so!
kek get fucked we shall inherit your land alongside pakis and niggers you did few useful things but now it's time for you to go