/brit/ Edward VIII

>>74863343
maybe... *sniff* maybe

First for American ingenuity.

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105 hours 54 minutes until the weekend

woke up, did a poo, ate some breakfast, drank some coffee, need to do a poo again

>>74863366
fuck me this is depressing

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Work in 53 minutes

>>74863373
fat cunt

He was spot on then LOL

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>>74863366

>>74863336
then why did he marry a monkey?

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at work

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off to work lads

Thought it were a bank holiday. Oh well, not like I've work to go to haha

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uni exam in 1 (one) hour 52 (fifty-two) minutes with 0 (zero) hours of revision

>>74863393
you can hate monkeys and still marry one

>>74863394
>>74863366
you keep images of Brendan Fraser at your workplace computer?

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done work

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>>74863402
*heems you*

2000 word essay due eight hours ago (of which I've done about 400)

Why doesn't Europe import white people from South Africa?

The majority of whites there want to leave, but just can't afford to.

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>>74863402
>>74863500
i'm nearly 30 and going back to school next year and i can guarantee you i won't be slacking off like these lads are

>>74863500
http://www.textinflator.com/

>>74863518
they all live in poorth

Got sacked from greggs for naming the jew lads

>>74863543
martyr

Listening to Debussy and Dvorak literally causes frisson/shivers throughout my entire body

Would recommend arabesque #1 to you lads

how the fuck do you nerds still have uni

i was finished in april

>>74863529
Enjoy being bullied by freshmen

Girlfriend due 10 years ago but I can't seem to get it right

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Nu-scoote

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on the train to work lads

not sure how much longer I can deal with this

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My best FRIEND, I repeat, FRIEND

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Work finishes in 36 minutes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oC4Fog3pA5

>>74863600
why didn't you buy A REAL motorcycle?

pooooo pooooooos
poo poos and faaaaart faaaaaarts

Is legel weed the hail mary of the lib dems?

>>74863657
screaming at this post

Did a Burial listen. Very nice, not even my kind of music but I'm impressed

>>74863653
Too expensive and illegal
Nearly everything here is a scooter variant
I don't have the money to bribe the cops for some 1000cc yank monster bike

Business idea: free drugs if you raise a kid to 18

bin work

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Just got fired.

took Friday off so I've got lots of overtime to do today

>>74863683
>illegal
mental

>>74863680
Kindred EP?

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going to breastfeed my boyfriend lads

>>74863701
The one I have there is illegal already since forigeners can't ride anything over 49cc without a license (which is a bitch to get)

But big bikes are illegal for everyone I think, though people have them anyways

>>74863683
bit gay

thank fuck I don't live in Japan where they need to put in 100+ hours overtime monthly or risk being accused of disloyalty

>>74863709
wish i was that manlet tbqh

>>74863707
South London boroughs EP and Untrue. Kindred's before he supposedly plummeted, yeah?

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>>74863585
i look like i'm 20, foy

Met an attractive 28 year old that said she has only slept with three men and one woman. That's not a lot is it?

It doesn't seem to make any sense but then she keeps saying she's a lot weirder than I realise so who knows what the fuck is going on

>>74863726
Apparently there's an 8 hour video you have to watch here as part of the test. In one sitting, in a single day.

If a 10/10 girl fucks you with a strap-on, is that a win or a loss?

>>74863746
Yeah bud, Kindred EP is the height of his discography and then he fell off with Rival Dealer.

>>74863748
:)

>>74863752
Well I imagine it's a lot of effort for her to dispose of a body, so makes sense the count is low

>>74863752
im so wierd, random, quirky, zany and bubbly! :)

>>74863761
found the fuckin' virgin lol

>>74863543
>for naming the jew
who (is he)?

got called a cro-magnon in loblaws

"The worst thing she can say is 'no.'"

Cheers!

>>19012209
>>19012436
to what lengths will they go?

doing a slap and sleep

got called a replicant in greggs

>>74863752
Not much but not a ridiculously small number either. Infinitely more than 0 (zero) haha

>>74863761
It'd probably hurt

>>74863782
Calm, I'll give 'Kindred' a go, other two later

got called a kaffir in iikea

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post Gregs

got called a nigger in /brit/

>>74863680
emo

got called a retard in piggly wiggly

got called a monopoly muppet in McDonald's

got called a fat cunt in burger king

got called a wally in nursery

annoying how often i see yanks praising mexican women

>form fucking follows function

Then what is the function of brutalist architecture?
To demoralize the populace? To add blight to the landscape?

got called a pedo in court

he told me to bang cock in my 'nom pen.

got called a gringo in orange county

>>74863891
Nah it's like garage or early dubstep

got called a spanner in homebase

got called (wrong number)

got called expendable at work

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got called in to work on my day off

>>74863944
I know, I used to listen to Burial a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag7kvooM85I

>>74863926
it's po-mo

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the hour of toil is upon me

>>74863994
What is that?

>>74863996
haha, sucked in seamus

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>an electrically powered truck (with latest technology) needs to have a battery of bigger size than the truck's body

>>74863996
May your landlord spare the whip young Eaoghan

>>74864009
postmodern

Tried to watch an episode of Dr. Who earlier. Got 10 seconds in before seeing a lesbian couple featuring a lizard and a human. Howled but couldn't be bothered

>>74863974
Cheers, it's on the play queue

can't believe a bunch of twats in the 1950s thought they were being all modern and futuristic with their gay architecture when they hadn't even invented the internet yet

>>74864035
to do what?

>>74864047
But it has no function and make the towns looks bleaker than they already are at times.
I've found no one praising their aesthetics other than a spare few dumping their folders to make it seem that way.
Imagine working in some of London's largest dildoes and glassed containers.

All I want to do is praise Allah, anyone else know this feel?

ok google open indeed.co.uk

>>74864035
is this girl laughing or does she have Bell's palsy?

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Hope this ransomware virus thing fucks up the computers at work

cant believe a bunch of twats in the 1930s thought they were being all modern and futuristic with their gay holocaust when they hadn't invented the nuke yet

>>74864089
grew out of imaginary friends when i was 9 mate

ok google find me a job

>>74864114
didn't have a strong enough imagination for imaginary friends
wonder if thats genuinely why i never bought the idea of a god even when little

>>74864078
to fucking drive it, what else?
>>74864097
I take that as a rhetoric question

Alexa, find me a knob.

Google’s first standalone phone has really set the precedent for what a pure Android smartphone can be. If you love Android, it doesn’t get better than this.

>>74864114
quote this
include a picture of a man wearing a hat

>>74864151
for how many miles? to pull how much weight? to go how fast?
dumb fucking mick.

Wonder whether I'm more ugly or stupid, hmm

got called a twat for inventing a nuke

cortana, kill all the irish

5 mins till work...

Why don't Manchester and Liverpool just turn into one big city?

old speckled hen is fucking disgusting. worse than newkie brown.

can't wait til sunday night

>>74864208
doesn't sound possible

praying for another black death epidemic

>>74864173
>>74864196
Fuck off

>>74864221
you calling him a liar pal?

>>74864173
I just pulled it from radio, the guy speaking to Signor Ferrari didn't go into deep details, fucking Spyker Pennington

>>74864249
ye

business idea: annex america and give it to the pakis

Thanks Ireland. you can keep your fucking gypsies.
Hard border coming folks!

Corbyn's campaign manager is literally a communist, what the heck!

Bloody love are Johnny Olley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voMtHigbU9Y

gore spam on /tv/ again

in australia, it's customary to get in the front seat of a taxi

no idea if this custom extends to uber

>>74864310
what city are you from because i don't agree

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was really hoping I'd wake up and it was somehow sunday morning again

is that really too much to ask?

>>74863336
he also married an american leading to a crises

>>74864263

Go on, try it then.

Last time you did that we threw you limey motherfuckers into the ocean

>>74864329
his worst mistake

>>74864319
brisbane, but i've seen this in sydney and melbourne too

you must live somewhere weird like adelaide

>>74864340
Then we tarred and feathered the taxmen!

>>74864340
>>74864372
>we
execute all roleplayers

>>74864310
weird but I'm not surprised. I can imagine some australian getting in the front seat and saying "alright mate, give us a lift then"

>>74864310
I always get in the front of the taxi and start yapping to the driver. unless it is a paki then i just tell him where i want to go, or get in another cab if there's one close

>>74864382

I'm just as American as you are New Zealandish

Nationality ≠ race in any case

>>74864345
weird. would never do that

>>74864427
hello nigger

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neO5fnwQjqg


Imagining the euphoria that Andy felt in this moment, 2bh

>>74864340
last time we tried to annex america? news to me. you must be talking about the revolutionary war, where some of your farmers and the French millitary defeated some of our reserves and about 10% of our navy

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Blue Riband

>>74864435
alri liam ya massive autist

>>74864434
i'm not hearing any denial about living somewhere weird like adelaide so am just going to assume that that's the case

>>74864456
empirically inferior to tunnocks caramel wafers

>>74864485
Don't entirely disagree with this

>>74864382
Might get in trouble if I do it irl

>>74864485
Ate forty of those fuckers in the past five days haha
Watch me go for the forty-first I'm actually gonna do it! haha

>>74864513
>>74864520
they are the GOAT lunchbox snack bar. there can be no other.

willy
poo
*drumroll*
bum

who's pulling the strings? who's the man behind the mirror? pull the curtain back and see for yourself

Love the smell of my sweaty balls

dunny toilet shitter john bog bathroom water closet loo restroom outhouse shithole is not my president

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me bottom right

I pity lads who can't get shivers from music

>>74864595
If anything at least he doesn't label things as much as he used to

>>74864589
you forgot shithouse

hate my family

>>74864595
America fuck yeah! MAGA! KEKS! #FREEKEKISTAN

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4cd_1494689509

woweee pretty

>>74864610
I did when I was like 12 but I used them all up and can't anymore. kind of like infatuations, it's worn off over time

Redpill me on Kekistan - is it based or is it cucked?

*brexits all over the place*

i'll just wait for someone to clean that up

>liveleak

wont risk it

Should I delete Facebook?

>>74864731
the website or your account?

either way, don't care

>>74864731
A few million people might not appreciate it.

>>74864720
i promise it's not a horrible video. it's just a couple of madagascan moon moths. they're beautiful

BASH

THE

FASH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iKfrY9l2kY

hate cuckerberg that kike. unironically need him out of business

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>>74864765

Didn't see any black people today

>>74864720
>>74864764
he's pissing in your pocket m8, it's a lad sticking his willy in a blender

>>74864731
why do you think anyone would care

>>74864784
based, BASED australia

>>74864793
I have 2700 friends

Any of you lads born after 1999?

>>74864821
FONT

>>74864826
i was born 87 years ago...

>>74864844
get him janny

i guess you could say i was born in 2015, or reborn rather, after i took the redpill

>>74864844
GET HIM JANNY GET HIM

love pints fanny jugs and football
hate the pakis wogs jews and gays

Love gay Jewish pakis
Hate hops

love gangraping white slags
hate pints

need to do a poo but worried i might pass out on the toilet

>>74864765
>some rasheeds fought against the nazis along with literally the rest of the world.
>that means they are the same as us and acknowledging differences is racist

ah yes. why does every political discussion end up going back to WW2 and the nazis? as if any of that shit is relevant at all

love making an arrangement
hate contemplating a decision

>>74864851
bloody hell you must be what 100?

Love having a wank
Hate doing a poo
simple as

>>74865019
Fascist

>>74865013
alri abdul from rochdale haha

>>74864779
me on the right

love adam and eve
hate adam and steve

yanks are subhuman

>>74865048
nah i'm 22, time travelled here from 1952 innit

>>74865053
nah just hate islam and pakis simple as

>>74864595
Hahaha god that's embarrassing

the jews are responsible for the black death

imagine being born after 1997... yikes, talk about drawing the short straw of life.

>>74865080
oh yeah? prove it granddad

Yank got banned, having a snigger

>>74865019
Well Griffin was saying how Churchill would've been part of the BNP. So it was clearly relevant to the discussion.

>>74865101
back in my day we believed everything our elders told us young man

What is the best south American country and why is it irrefutably Chile?

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>mfw my grandfather had to deal with this everyday growing up
>mfw no one gives a shit now

>>74865142
yeah well now its my day and in my day we do big smelly poos in our elders faces
*nuts you to the floor*

>>74865160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH3l2LTWNfM

forgot link

>>74865160
don't care

bring back hanging

unironically think republicans should be fined and hardcore ones beheaded

Indian take away kept calling me a lassie. Laughed at first because i thought he was just initiating some awkward banter but then he said it again. "Lassie! Lassie!" Dont know why he kept teasing me. Maybe because i got the mild instead of spicy. Nevertheless, shan't be going back there.

Indian cunt

Seen a lot of Chads since I arrived in the UK, but no one here is called Chad. What is the English equivalent?

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business idea: docklands light railway

a yank insulted me in /brit/ today

dislike all yanks now

business idea: care about things

>11 Londoners stabbed to death in 16 days

Hmm yes and I think there's been another 2 over the weekend.

>>74865238
Seamus

>ONLY rains when I'm going out
Excellent

>>74865278
Dead Londoners is a good thing

Praise KEK

Can NOT barrage the Farage

Filtered Yanks..forever.

*hatpost*

>>74865137
How? Because Churchill happened to be prime minister during war time? The discussion was about Churchill. Not a bunch of dead lads from Lancashire burried in France alongside some pakis, completely irrelevant. And he was right what he said about Churchill, none of the other parties would have let him in with his views on race, islam, homosexuality. It's ridiculous too because you constantly hear the left bashing Churchill, saying he was a racist and shouldn't be reveered as a hero. Then all of a sudden the man is a saint again when the BNP say he'd have a place in their party.

It's always Hitler and the fucking nazis. Every discussion involving current politics is literally always one word away from nazi Germany. It was 70 fucking years ago, there's barely any comparrisons you could draw from that time to today, yet it's rampantly thrown around in every discussion to audiences who clap and cheer.

>>74863518
Don't want to give up on the dream of a white African country
>tfw Outer Heaven will never be a reality

going on reddit
anyone want anything?

>>74865331
rick 'n' morty meme

>>74865322
Because we haven't really progressed as a society since then
The 21st century is just director commentary for the 20th

>>74865238
Smiffy

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a lot of anti irish sentiment in this thread
just what I needed from my so called "only friends"

The Official List Of The Top Five Countries In Europe 2017
1. Britain
2. Estonia
3. Holland
4. Scotland
5. Bosnia & Herzegovina
well the results are out lads, what do you reckon

>>74865380
>in Europe

> two thirds of Australians will get skin cancer before 70
Really tosses my salad

>>74865378
you can always vacate the island and never come back

>>74865343
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/6b1g94/pretty_sure_this_what_they_were_thinking/

>>74865380
the only decent eastern country is poland
rest are literal subhumans

Vote to leave the European continent when?

>>74865433
much obliged we poles are indeed decent folk

>>74865435
millions of years ago stupid prick

>>74865445
youre quite welcome sir

Business idea: hoist the anchors and set Britain afloat in the south seas to seek treasure and adventure

>Ah yes they're posting history trivia from wikipedia and talking about the affairs of the world in authoritative and knowledgeable tones, on a Bhutanese motorcycle repair forum, to prentend to be adults (it's another episode of)

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>youre quite welcome sir

*declares myself President For Life*

smell of piss off you ulster

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>>74865480
dont fall asleep

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/legalise-cannabis-lib-dems-million-police-hours-wasted-general-election-2017-latest-a7733191.html

>>74865433
Lithuania is so based. Lived there for two months. Hands down the kindest people, the hotest gfs, and the best quality of life of europe. Poles are amrricanized cucks in comparison.

dont reply to it

>>74865512
All of the baltics are very nice

shall be spending the next two days revising at home

who in the absolute FUCK are you?

Business idea: invent a twitter with a higher characters limit.

>>74865512
post lithuanian qts then

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>based
>cucks

>>74865512
>algerian

ah yes

>>74865509
i'm unironically voting for them for this. i spend too much money on weed, being allowed to grow it would be awesome

>>74863657
*hums duel of the fates*

Anyone who thinks any eastern europeans are good never had to live near them
where I live got flooded with them during the boom. Fuckers were fishing so much out of the canals that they put a fish endangered.
Who the fuck even eats anything from the canal, its full of rubbish and dirt

give us a wave ulster

>>74865540
Twitter is perfect as is, it's designed for dummies and darkies who can only think in short sentences

>Rain
Thanks, Brexit

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Why are Poles so red pilled?

you all replied to it. you are doing it wrong. stop replying to it

converted to kekism this morning
can feel the meme magic coursing through my veins
next step is to make a youtube channel and start btfoing cucks

@74865593
this is /brit/ during work hours
rly makes you think about the neet life

>>74865568
also a polish gang opened up a big brothel. It made the news but they were never arrested

there's a great video of a pole sitting on a train in london having a go at paki while he eats chicken mcnuggets. if anyone manages to find it i'd highly appreciate you posting it here

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>>74863366
At the desk now only 7 hours 54 minutes to go

>>74865591
we're spiritual brothers of the Norn Iron race

house is full of drama lads

not a fan

I stubbed my toe today
To see if I still feel

It bloody hurt

>los angeles police tape is in english and spanish
talked about cucked

theres a great .gif of a chinese fella walking into a pole in the street and he and his mates start kicking the shit out of the pole. if anyone manages to find it id suck their dog off

>see webms of white guys getting attacked by black people in bathrooms
>see a black guy in an airport bathroom
>watch his every step until he leaves
>he tells me to take it easy

Wish the internet would stop making me racist

How many cucks could a black bull cuck if a cuckhold cuck got fucked?

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>>74865544
One of the first GFs I pulled there looked like pic related but younger, way younger. She was walking around with her equally hot friend. Literally lit up when I spoke to them. Took the facebook and we went to the bar at night. Girl was 16. She was giant though. They also have a rave themed BAR, complete with hot half-naked girls and easter-euro druggies dancing shirtless. Very nice people and very cultured too (in both western and russian culture and literature and arts). Seriously Vilnius is love.

>>74865681
No they elected groonul zlumpf so now everything is fixed

>>74865689
tbf he probably woulve mugged you if you turned your back on him

every time my boss emails me asking me to come in i'm unironically going to attach a brendan picture. just subtle ones like this >>74865636 though. will report results

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ah yes, Nationalisation.

why are there so many SEA sex tourists here

fuck off you absolute nonces

>>74865726
Where do you think we are?

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New in my job and been shouted at 3-4times for making errors.

Not only do i hate losing hours i spend 8 hours neurotically worrying about making errors or being given new tasks.

Worst thibg is, this isnt supposed to be a high intensity job

weeing at the airport this morn and some corpulent yank twat wobbled in and took the furthest urinal
could see him staring at me the whole time he was there, staring right at my huge brown smelly willy as i pissed warm weewee out of it into the urinal
felt quite uncomfortable so i asked him to take it easy and ran away in fear

>>74865726
>ah yes it's another episode of everyone being the most simplistic stereotypes of their flags
Shut that mouth with very bad teeth Nigel and go have a cup of tea while watching football on the telly and doing perfidious activities haha

Gf b day today, literally not texting her or calling her just because I have that power

I know she's going to be upset and it kinda turns me on. I'm back in our hometown on Thursday, not gonna contact her until I get back unless she calls/texts me

LOVE here desu

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4796389,-2.2440507,3a,20y,72.98h,79.28t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9aQpn2bq3ptjzPeAOFdTtQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>74865776
Mate, don't let people shout at you in any job (except a kitchen, that's fair)

>>74865449
heh'd

the algerian's misuse of greentext irks me

think i made the nonce angry lads

he wrote a very angry post

>>74865799
Fuck just remembered the gfs bday in a couple days

There goes another wad f vash in exvchange for freedom from emotional blackmail

>>74865724
Correlation doesn't equal causation

Aussies are literal sick cunts

http://hclips.com/videos/jerking-off-in-front-of-chinese-therapist-till-it-cum/

right so that's that

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>been in work for 15 minutes

>sick of it already

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>>74865835
>>74865835
>>74865835

the algerian is a tranny
i have undeniable proof
thailad has shagged him

>northern lad gets into accident
>suffers punctured lung
>brain injuries
>broken collar bone
>internal decapitation
>survives
Northerners are made of granite lads. Backbone of this shite country. The punctured lung would have killed 90% of southerners.

>>74865827
everything that cretin does is incorrect. including breathing.

>>74865827
It's exactly how it's supposed to be used.
>ah yes accurate situational remark
Punchline haha

>>74865831
I used to be like that, but ive recently (since maybe xmas time) realised that if you treat them like shit they just carry on being nice and loving LOL

I've been doing things that are more and more cunty and she just kinda sulks for a few days and then gets over it

Ignore her bday, or if you can't bring yourself to do it wait until night time to call/text/mention it and just act as if it's not a big deal to you

So I'm seeing her on Thursday - I'mnot washing my willy until she's sucked it, gonna shower and stuff but just gonna leave the dick alone in the shower, keep the foreskin down etc so she has to taste it

>>74863336
Why Brit is the most autistic general. You even have generals on r9k or soc