/cum/

Wish I could stick it in Huntsville's bum

>>74861439
winner's circle

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emily

One day, we shall make it so that saying "hi" is a figure of speech which refers to white supremacy.

>>74861464
how did you know i was the op?

>>74861392
maybe if you weren't total ASS at railroads you would get ur way. 2 bad now

slept on the floor since tuesday because im too lazy to move shit off my bed

i ordered a cheap on of those japanese mattresses this morning too

>>74861468
Hi(tler).

U G L Y
You ain't got no alibi

>>74861488
this seems familiar

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>>74861475
Maybe if Jefferson Davis didn't go full retard we could have been friendly with the Brits

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>>74861439
>tfw have constipation IBS and the guts ain't cooperating to get the shit out
Just end my misery

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>>74861468
Then finns will be declared whitophobes

Going to get my (You) from FoF, buds.

still need a gf

>>74861503
i'll let you borrow one of my guns

>>74861474
You linked it in the last thread

>>74861468

hi = short for HI-tler

>>74861498
I dont think the British were ever serious about allying with the CSA in the first place...

>>74861523
At last I truly see

Am I the only girl here?
I'm confused

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kinda feel like being a slut

>>74861486

please do not steal my business ideas in the future, thanks.

how can you be a slut and a virgin?

>>74861532
girl (boy)

>>74861486
>>74861523
Cant wait - all the sjws will start saying "xi" or something stupid like that.

I'm in love with my manager. she has a baby and a boyfriend and its against my morals to split that up (implying I could) but I feel really tempted to ask her out just as a joke

@74861533
Give me that fucking (You), bitch.

>>74861498
it's too late for that now
*caresses your shoulders*
you're with us now
*checks your restraints*
forever

>>74861533

Well you sound like a flaming homo like the other histrionic animeposters so you already are one.

>>74861542

be from arkansas

>>74861546
Girl (girl)
Hi

>>74861527
>the Russian Empire was the Union's staunchest ally in Europe
Really makes you think...

>>74861549
I meant just to see what happens and then pass it off as a joke
I'm really tired

>>74861549
cum in her bum
>>74861557
no i was implying you were a girl (boy)

>>74861549
aren't you a christspaz
where are your christian values?
would jaysus approve of you?

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if only there were other girls in this thread...

this crazy chick from my high school contacted me out of the blue wanting to hook up.
should I do it? i'm getting pretty fuccin' thirsty over here

>>74861527
The only reason they didn't is because Davis was a retard and the Union was supplying them grain during a shortage

>>74861572
yes and she is too
shes just extremely beautiful and cool and hard working. I won't do anything anyways since I'm a coward and the humiliation would kill me, but still.

>>74861571
I have a pussy
But whatever I understand why this place is lonely now

>>74861556
I'm not a virgin

>>74861584
Probably not, she's going to trick you into giving her a kid and then dump your ass

>got story game doesn't work
>thinking of downloading minecraft story mode
what have i become

Do NOT reply to "girl" posters

>>74861547
or they'll just say "hey" instead

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>>74861584
>crazy
no

>>74861484
It is good for your back to sleep on floor

>when a girl says "pussy"
vulgar 2bh

>>74861603
i don't think she's that kind of crazy. she's more of the over-the-top quirky kind of crazy.

>>74861622
but i want fucc

>>74861607
an autismo

>>74861598
you have to find your inner strength to let it go. asking her out, even as a joke, will just make things awkward between you two. I had a crush on my english teacher, got her a gift when the class ended and jokingly said I loved her, and now, even years later she is still scared of seeing me.

just fap (assuming you are allowed) and move on

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>>74861549

>baby
>and a boyfriend

>>74861618
Why not? I like the same things you do

>>74861607
play cave story instead. it's far better than whatever junk you're talking about

>>74861636
actually good advice

>>74861542
/soc/

>>74861628
>but i want fucc
fucc your hand then.
>>74861636
she would never be interested in me anyways, its best left as a wild fantasy
>>74861637
i know

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why is it illegal to kill antifa on sight?

>>74861660
i also want to hold hands with a girl again.
their skin is so soft and comforting.
i miss having someone i can talk to while being infatuated and awkward without feeling awkward

>>74861644
You only do this because you think that pretending that you share my interests will get you what you want. Literally psychopathic

Nice try roastie, but I'm immune to your tricks :)))))

How's it going lads

Think I'm finally gonna ask the gf THE question.

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>>74861598

>she is too

>baby
>boyfriend
>"christain"

what. the. fuck.

>>74861680
those things are nice and all, but its just not worth the potential consequences of sticking your wee wee into crazy

>>74861668
hitler killed the wrong people

>>74861693
>>74861637
did you really need to reply twice for this

>>74861682
see >>74861618

My skin is soft
Not a girl

>>74861703
they're the same poster, dingus
you would know that if you had the extra flags

>>74861701

You left that juicy nugget of information out the first time, you jew-worshipping christfuck.

>two (You)'s for the price of one
This is my night

>>74861682
I don't know where that came from?
I like anime and video games just like the rest of you
Also I have a pretty pussy

>>74861708
i would not describe feces as "soft"

>>74861694
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>74861668
because of legislation. you need to wait until these antifa anarchists dismantle the government, THEN youre free to kill them on sight.

>>74861708
every time you post, I feel so tempted to make an unfunny poo in loo reference in response.
>>74861718
sorry, I didn't know you wanted to know so badly

>>74861725
>i would not describe feces as "soft"
I don't think solid shit is possible in India

>I like anime and video games just like the rest of you
Nice try sweetie :))))))

All women are inherently psychopathic and will go out of their way to pretend that they share your interests. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS. It is merely a trick to Jew you out of your hard earned money and waste it on a psycho cunt and a shit eating child

wish I had a gf that liked anime and video games

>>74861751
nothing wrong with a psycho weeb gf

>>74861696

I agree, he should've killed everyone on /cum/ instead.

i've never spent a dime on a woman.
they all come to me, and i turn almost all of them away because my narcissism says i should only date women with IQs of 145+

thinking about playing that VN I've had for a few years again

>>74861712
damn

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>playing a VN
>Playing

>tfw never had a wet dream in my life

>>74861751
Where does this cone from? Whats wrong with you?

>>74861712
How do I get extra flags

have zero (0) motivation to get a gf

>i finished both my water and my beer at the same time.
>now i have nothing to sip on
KiLl Me

>>74861791
You fap too much then

haven't finished my vodka yet

>>74861805
Even if I don't for like 2 weeks I won't :( Not fair!

>>74861801
don't jerk off so much

...813
FUCK YOU

>>74861804
>>now i have nothing to sip on
let me help *unzips pants*

i just wanna get my dick sucked

i have put my penis in a vagina 12 times but one girl only

>>74861708
>tfw rough hands

I want my soft hands back :^(

>>74861844

>actually keeping count how many times you had PIV

beta as fuck

>>74861844

your uncle in drag was not a girl, anon

>don't jerk off so much
>just work out
>sleep better
>avoid soy

why do normies and autists say these things as if they'll suddenly make me motivated?

i've done them all and they don't make you want to do anything

>be californian
>be also a fag
like poetry

EVEN FLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>74861844
I have cybered through text with people online 5 times.
3 of them were the same person.

>>74861792
>Where does this cone from?
Some pasta faggotry from /bant/

Here's the site for Extra Flags
Put a period where the space is
https://flaghunters github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/

>>74861817
I think some people have to be no-fap for long times for it to happen.

>live in the inner city
>have a nice, historic home in proximity to downtown
>have been hit with ~10 thefts and burglaries within the last year
>security footage shows tons of negroes always on my property late at night
>built a nice, decorative wall around the property lines and created a cute courtyard
>thefts and trespassing have stopped completely
>city hit me with a notice last week to tear down the walls or be faced with fines and forced removal of the walls

Fuck this shit. The police and local government won't do shit to help homeowners from crime but when you take matters into your own hands they pounce right on you.

Anybody here had any good experiences with Tinder?

>>74861862
testosterone is a motivator
see above
sleep deprivation causes depression and chronic fatigue
soy is a phyto-oestrogen, which reduces testosterone and makes you a more passive beta cuckboi

if you did all of this and it doesn't work, then you're just fucked and i'm sorry for you

*fires up guitar hero again*

>>74861875
>I have cybered through text
Pretty gay

>>74861884
just shoot them you bong

>>74861879
What am I supposed to do with this?

I took a theater class in my junior year of college and lost my virginity to a girl I met there

>>74861862
Soy has huge amounts of estrogen. If you're a male you should avoid soy like the plague. Masturbation decreases test levels and depending on the person you talk to can lower energy levels. Sleep is the only real deal here. If you don't get enough or consistently go to sleep at 4, 5, or 6am you're hurting yourself in the long run. Try to shoot for 10pm-12am bed times.

>>74861907
if you can't figure it out from that nice webpage, you don't deserve to have it

I took a theater class in my junior year of college and pretended to be a girl and took some fags virginity

>>74861907
Go to the site, it has the instructions for how to install it on your browser

have literally never made any effort to get with a woman

>>74861569
That's one ive never heard before. Kind of weird - wonder why? In my county of Sonoma we have a Russian fur trading outpost called Fort Ross. Wonder if it had to do with territorial disputes.

I took a theater class in highschool and got literally shoulder checked off a stage by a fat chick

>>74861908
Story?

>>74861884
What if you dig a tiny trench/moat, or create a mound. You could also try bushes.

>>74861924
She wasn't a junior, buckaroo

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>>74861898
Only 2 of them were gay, the other 3 were straight.
This is undeniable evidence that I am 100% straight.
I could cyber you to death.

I am a pro at sex now.

>>74861955
I've only had sex with two(2) people

Fairly certain I deflowered them both

took a theater class my freshman year and this skinny black girl kept talking to me and laughing at my jokes

>tfw the most recent sexual experience i have is from cybering my ex
>FOR 2 YEARS

>>74861860
don't project your fag fantasies on to me

>>74861944
I was in college and signed up for a theater class
I talked a lot with a girl who also took the class
I put my penis into her vagina

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Negroes? Not in my castle.

Sex seems overrated. Never done it, never plan to. I mean, you get the same result as you do from masturbation.

>>74861973
How did you go from just talking with her to fugging?

she was also in my two of my other classes and had me study with her

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>>74861938
Russian Empire liked anything that hurt the British, so were a divided USA benefited Britain a united America would hinder them so the Russians liked it.

>>74861966
Pretty good.
Were they one night stands or did you have to dump/be dumped by them?

>>74861980
you will never understand.
it's like drugs. you can't judge them until you try them. you literally cannot perceive what they're like

where is denmark? where is finland? where is foot kraut? we need some diversity in here

Sex and masturbation are not comparable in any way and you don't get post-sex cuddling when you jerk off.
>>74861985
We went out a couple times. She was a graduating senior though so I never saw her again after that semester.

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>Sex seems overrated. Never done it, never plan to. I mean, you get the same result as you do from masturbation.

>>74861921
Thanks for the help asshole

>>74861927
I don't get it
I'm over it now

hopefully the kraut killed himself

>>74861995
No, both bf's

she was actual kangz though, not a slave, her uncle was a chief or some shit for a tribe in Zimbabwe but she was born in the US

>i share this thread with literal retards

talking to you>>74862010
i know you weren't going to pick up on it

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>>74862014
wait
you've had ACTUAL gay sex before

>>74861904
Can't shoot them unless they're inside. If they try to steal my gardening tools or rummage in my shed/garage I can't do shit unless they come after me.

And besides, if I kill them then the police will look for any little detail that I may have missed and book me for manslaughter/murder. If I get off from the law I have to worry about other negroes avenging their homie. Too much hassle to protect your life and limb.

>>74861947
The property is small to begin with. Moats are also banned. Bushes won't work because they'll come up the walkway or from the sides. A wall was the only choice.

>>74862010
Silly dumb roastie scum

wait no it was Botswana

I've had sex with two (2) different women in my life

>>74862014
Nice. Must've been nice to deflower and be deflowered on your first time.
>>74862027
least he's not from california ;3

hope you kill yourself

hope you and the kraut kill yourselves

>>74862027
Yes

>>74862043
It was weird the first time

figure if i had gone after her i could be living as a kang in africa rn

the time i lost my virginity was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.
and it was fully consensual.
i think that's why my sexual experiences have been so not very good. it may have been traumatizing

>>74862025
>>74862031
Whatever you dumb virgins

Im gonna post in the british thread
Their boys aren't virgin losers

I'm fine, thanks

>>74861996
Well if sex is like taking drugs, then i'm better off not trying it lol.

I say gay shit just clowning, dawgs. yall are fucked up

>/brit/ posters aren't virgin losers
/cum/ is full of normies, it's just none of them post anymore

>>74862061
What happened

>>74862062
>Their boys aren't virgin losers
L-liar

Wow. It's 1 o'clock, huh,
senpai? It's so late!
Scary things happen late!

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>/brit/ isnt full of virgin losers

>>74862062
>sexual status is the only measure of worth
wow, you must actually be a woman. only women are this fucking stupid and shallow

>>74862062
>virgin shaming
>>>/soc/

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
PUSH TO THE EDGE

this song is banging my dudes!

>the only porn I look at now is gay and has been for years
bit gay tbqh

My dad spanked me when I was a kid because I didn't have friends

Think I'm gonna ask my gf to marry me soon buds
I wanna have kids before I'm 30

>>74862078
she had a rape flashback when i put it in.
and then she cried for like 40 minutes, but asked me to continue

Botswana is one of the most successful nations in Africa

Oh, no, Snepai! Don't
look at me like that,
desu!

>>74862104
Classic Latin America

>>74862078
>>74862085
Whatever their cuter boys

>>74862088
>>74862089
Just stop you bitter virgins

Bye

>>74862112
that's like winning the "least rotten corpse award"

>>74862106
That sucks

>>74862102
You should probably stop

>>74862105
Hope it works out bud

this is a terrible thread

you guys should be ashamed of yourselves

>ACTUAL faggots are here

feel a bit sick

>>74862129
People like this make me happy i'm MGTOW.

>>74862137
this is probably my most successful thread.
please don't be rude

>>74862129
>trys to bully
>gets btfo
>sticks around after saying "bye"
literally a woman tier.
get out of here, brainlet

>>74862132
>You should probably stop
never

>>74862156
ok. Don't let your parents find out then

>>74862132
i'm like 99% sure she also was never raped.
she had no recollection of it until she went through "memory recovery therapy." needless to say, there is no scientific basis or support for that kind of therapy

>>74861886
I have a 33% success rate. Only ever used it in Europe.

Made plans to go to a bar with one girl but once she met me she seemed disheartened and only walked around for an hour before we ended up where we started. Good note is that for a German girl (half czech half abanian) she liked Trump and said he was the last chance to save the west.

Another was in Poland. I met this girl at a bar and she was with her friend. Didn't seem very interested or whatever and when we left to go to a club she left me inside and I said fuck it and went home.

And the third was a girl who didn't quite look like her pictures but still hot nonetheless. Went to dinner, to a hookah bar, and then she took me bar hopping and got me drunk. She snorted speed in one of the bars too. We then went to her dealer's house for a little after party which was just him and 2 hot girls. Only my date could speak English though but everyone was extremely interested in me (this is in Ukraine btw). They eventually persuaded me to snort speed but I was drunk and can't remember if I felt the effects or not. After chatting and drinking for a bit her dealer left us alone on the couch and we made out and then we moved to my airbnb and fucked for 5 hours before I threw up everywhere. Amazing tits and dick sucking skills though. I wanted to fuck her some more but I was so embarrassed from throwing up that I left town the next day.

So yeah, 33% success rate with girls I've met. I probably have matched with 100+ girls but don't ever write them. I'm average as hell too.

>>74862147
are you seriously mgtow?
lol

>>74862054
Are people in Arkansas actually accepting of gay stuff though?

>>74862162
one of my greatest fears honestly, but I think I keep it pretty secure

>>74862149
Stay miserable you virgin

>the beta male post an ms paint image defending his roastie masters

pottery

MGTOW are plebs that are self aware enough to know that most women are plebs but can't attract high quality women

>>74862190
i'm not a virgin, roastie

>>74862149
Then it's probably your fault that this thread has been so awful. Please never post here again. It's nothing personal, you're just a horrible poster.

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>>the beta male post an ms paint image defending his roastie masters

>>74862178
Yeah. I got red-pilled young, when i realized women only wanted to talk to me because i was intelligent and they wanted help on homework.

Basically were trying to use me while fucking their 8/10 chads.

could go for a foot rub right now

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>MFW I'm a virgin but I still have enough self respect to avoid falling into red-pill/r9k bullshit.
>Still going to die alone though.

i am not mgtow but i support the mgtow movement

>>74862200
see
>>74861130

>>74862165
>she had no recollection of it until she went through "memory recovery therapy."
wew, didn't know people actually did that shit

>>74862180
Hardly anyone cares unless you're a faggot about it but I'm not about to ruin my family's days because of it

>>74862189
Good then

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>>74862213
>tumblr image

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>i am not mgtow but i support the mgtow movement

>>74862197
I can only imagine who you supposedly lost it to
but stay bitter

>>74862211
Me too

>>74861855
Mid school teacher was worried. So i acted extra girly to worry her more

>>74862219
>I'm not about to ruin my family's days because of it
I hope you can come out to them without it damaging your relationship at some point :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX_baFXsS5Q
tunes

>>74862240
>I hope you can come out to them
What's the point in coming out desu

>>74862233
i wouldn't think you had that capacity

>>74862216
literally what? If you support the movement, then you're a MGTOW lol.

>>74862250

ok, and?

>>74862255
what in the damned hell kind of gay fucking shit is this

>>74862255
i'm going to listen to it, but i'm not oging to like it

>>74862257
then there would be no need to hide the existence of a bf if you have one

>>74862240
>>74862257
>What's the point in coming out desu
This tbqh. I don't need my family knowing.
>>74862271
tunes

the sheer lack of self awareness is astounding

>>74862260
What?
Quit being such a passive pussy

It's painful to watch /cum/ die.

This might be the worst collection of posters I have ever seen.

>>74862262
I haven't been following this thread I just clicked bottom, you from Sonoma bro?

>fail at picking dimple locks
>rake ye ol masterlock in under 2 seconds to remind yourself it can still be done
:3

>>74862290
shut up before I clack your ass

I agree, you should seek a therapist

>>74862292
Yep, Rincon Valley, Santa Rosa.

>>74862289
see>>74862025

>>74862290
Wait until Sinaloa is here

>>74862281
It's easy enough to hide that from my family

>>74862290
faggots killed /cum/
rip in peace /cum/
2018-1

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>>74862226
>Canadian flag

>>74862303
Ah I live in Sonoma Valley. Not too far I guess.

>>74862280
maybe drinking will help!

>>74862292
Do you think his name would be Sonoma Coma if he wasn't from Sonoma? You disgust me.

>>74862301
good post

SIKE ahahaha

>>74862307
I like Sinaloa :(

I'm going to tell him you said that, bully.

do I ever get mentioned when I'm not around? it seems people are remembering me more

>>74862306
What do you do that makes think you can be so high end mighty
Get over yourself

>>74862262
mgtow implies i am actively choosing to to pursue relationships with 3d whores for ideological reasons

i am not pursuing relationships with 3d because i dont feel like it and i support anything i deem destructive to western civilization

>>74862290
Alright Oregon, whatever you say hahahahah

>>74862314
I like him too but he's still a low quality poster

>>74862250
i'm glad i'm not in that image

>>74862315
No, everyone hates you.

I'm the only friend you have

>>74862317
i'm working on getting my PhD in physics
what do you do that makes you think you're not a colossal retard compared to me?

>>74862312
Nah, you're just a Hwy 12 away.

>>74862290
It doesn't help that it looks like we got a bunch of escapees from /dixie/

>>74862315
I missed you when you stopped posting a few months ago

^Good post
V bad post

>>74862344
fuck you

why is every poster from oregon an insufferable, rude clunge?

>>74862328
Im sure youre lying
keep on hating women im sure it will get you far
Don't bother responding im leaving

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>>74862311
>tumblr-anon
>hates Canada
W-Wha...

>>74862344
nice dubs, at least you tried! (hopefully not your hardest because I know you can do better)
>>74862328
>PhD in Physics
Nice! Good luck on it!

>>74862352
kys

I used to be a nice poster

>someone hates me for my lazy, stupid, entitled and overall worthless personality
>they must hate all women!

talking to you >>74862358
i know you're not smart enough to have figured that out

>>74861509
Looks like the shit people from Naruto do to cast spells

>>74862328
>i'm working on getting my PhD in physics
Nice, good luck

Do you have any job offers lined up?

>>74862328
Oh that's wonderful, cant wait for the revolution to come around so we can throw you in the mines with a bunch of proles who didnt graduate high school.

To be honest, college people make me sick. You all act like elitist assholes - get over yourself, one day you and I are gonna be on equal ground, whether it be in this world or the one above us.

All that is good

roasties btfo

i am getting a bachelors degree in english literature

top that brainlets

>>74862388
>You all act like elitist assholes
Maybe you wouldn't think that if you weren't so fucking stupid :)))))

>>74862352
Cause they're pissed that the cost of living is going up thanks to the californian exodus.

>>74862402
Associates degree in philosophy!

>>74862369
This sounds like start of a kashmiri terrorist movie

>>74862361
>Images never circulate around he internet away from their sites of origins.

Have you even been doing your meme 101 homework?

>>74862402
Im not a faggot

>>74862381
no. i'm pretty early in the program. i am looking around my hometown to see what skills are valuable before specialize.

>>74862388
t. vacuous proglodyte.
the only thing i'll be mining is the gold from your teeth after treating you like a unbaked pie

>>74862403
You're living in Arkansas of all places, so I think we're both stupid, but for different reasons.
>>74862402
Enjoy working as a professional barista.

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>>74862406

*makes secret white power gesture*

Guess what I just did.

>>74862429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXlYhR3zYNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgXpVEj3Y9I
more tunes

>>74862429
Killed yourself?

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>>74862416
And what kind of poster would download an archetypal tumblr image in the first place? Checkmate.
>tfw to intelgent for Amerikins

>>74862424
Nah, we'll make sure you're nice and cozy inside a gulag before that ever happens.

>>74862424
You'll always be a peice of shit

>>74862425
Whats wrong with being a barista

>tfw too smart to be smart

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came back from a poo

>>74862455
You're the worst poster here.

I wish you never came back.

Reminder to always rap your tool ahah

You don't want to get the bug buds

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>>74862461
you don't even have flags

>>74862461
Stop being mean please

>>74862328
Lies, but I'll bite.

You're a complete fucking faggot. I'm currently a physics major and everyone else studying physics are the most pretentious ass hats on the face of the earth. They think they are all big and bad because they study something with a lot of maths but the reality is that you're a backroom nerd with no social life and zero interaction with a female aside from your mother. Enjoy being someone that gets papers dumped on and shit talked about, faggot. God I can't wait to switch majors to get away from these cocks like you.

>>74862448
See that post where I say "I literally don't care what you think"
I'd link it for you, but I'm phone posting atm

>>74862448
Eh i'd hate serving expensive drinks to yuppie pseudo-socialists. I'd much rather do something more humble and productive, but to each their own.

>>74862473
What?

Yes, I do.

>>74862477
>maths
Bong pls go back to your socialist shithole of an island

I am a human being and I deserve to be loved.

>tfw antisocial nerd who wants to be cool but his anxiety won't let him
>not even all that great at math
Maybe it's time to major in business somethings.

>>74862500
I love you.

>>74862476
Being mean is more fun desu

the best job anyone could ever have is teaching a humanities subject at a community college

>>74862491
oh
didn't see them on that post for some reason.

>>74862509
Just don't be mean to me ok?

>>74862505
Economics is pretty ok

>>74862505
That's depressing.

>>74862477
Yeah we are all pretty pretentious lol. Not so much around each other tho. Intelligent company is a godsend for people like me.
As for the rest of your butthurt blithering. Lol at your life. Youre projecting your insecurities and that's it. No one cares about any of that shit, loser

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>>74862500
>deserve to be loved
This is a meme

>>74862500
>dubs
I love you. I'd love you more if you got trips.
>>74862512
Honestly must be nice, especially with tenure. You have to do almost nothing.
>>74862529
no u

>>74862528
I love you bby <33

>>74862477
this, STEM people think they're holier than thou.

>>74862495
>muh socialism
Do you even know what socialism is Cletus?
>>74862528
Economics is okay if you're willing to perpetuate a system which continuously rips the majority of people off and will likely never allow you to succeed in life.

>>74862546
P gay lad

life plan

>finish my degree with a good gpa
>go to asia for a few years and fuck around teaching gooks to read
>get a graduate degree
>teach at community college

I'm going to be CEO someday.
Just you wait.

>>74862563
nothing wrong with that, sweetie

>Economics is okay if you're willing to perpetuate a system which continuously rips the majority of people off and will likely never allow you to succeed in life.
>worldwide GDP has increased by a factor of 10 since the US forced free trade onto everyone
>population has tripled
>extreme poverty rate worldwide is nearing 10%, from over 80% in 1940
Absolutely pathetic bait

we've managed to reach new lows in abhorrency of posting tonight

I want to die.

>>74862582

this anime is so great

>>74862576
Can't say there is desu

>>74862582
If only I could get hard with this.

>>74862569
Why is THAT your goal? Teaching at community college doesnt seem that lofty.

>>74862604
???

>>74862603
I bet you can get hard to THIS
*unzips dick*

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>>74862477
nice try sweety ;;;;

Today, I spent 3 hours scavenging for and downloading picture albums of old /soc/ camwhores

>>74862630

your parents must be so proud

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>>74862619
good going anon. put that education to good use

i dontk now if i have enoug liquor
i am wondering if i should go walk to the store and buy more

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>74861354
>>74861354
>>74861354

>>74862641
On the surface, I'm a very successful person for my age, but I'm completely behind on anything interpersonal/relational.

>>74862642
i'd rather just shitpost a lot 2bh

clackmyass tier post

>>74862643
Stop doing this to yourself Calgary-kun

>>74862581
>extreme poverty rate
Poverty is poverty. doesnt matter how extreme it is - you got people living on the streets here in California, and you got children continuing to starve in Africa.

Not to mention that world governments continue to abuse poverty-stricken nations for natural resources.

If it weren't for capitalism and the modern economic system, the world would be a much more peaceful place.

>>74862658
but i hatemyself

>>74862619
Congrats

>>74862657
kys

>>74862672
>>74862672
>>74862672

>>74862618
p-probably

>>74862619
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm currently studying at FSU too. Give me your name and I'll come and fuck your ass big boy.

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>>74862668
>If it weren't for capitalism and the modern economic system, the world would be a much more peaceful place.

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>in porn chat room
>chatting with "girl" who is always there, has been for years
>we're talking about our usernames
>she says her username has her real first name in it, but nothing else so no one could find her based on just that
>I talk about some about how I've found people based on less
>she says "chyeahh, go ahead and try"
>I use autistic e-stalking skills I have honed over the last decade to find her facebook profile in less than ten minutes based on photos and information in her forum posts

Now what.

Do I throw it up in her face or not? I actually do enjoy chatting with her, but women have a tendency to run off if you doxxx them, even in a benign way. She's lucky I'm not an evil autist.

>>74862692
Do it, she literally told you to

>>74862692
I'd do it for fun.
She'll probably think you're weird but I wouldn't care.
If you do care about that, maybe don't do it.
It depends on how relaxed she is about you.

>>74862717
I know. But the thing is she is not entirely tech-illiterate and my own internet trail is not the cleanest. She could sperg out herself and find my own profiles and do some damage. Maybe. Or have one of the other forum members that orbit her do it for her. I guess it's a stand-off.