Biscuits of Britain edition
America, America
God shed His grace on thee
America, America
God shit His poo on thee
got called a yank at canadian tire
getting the daily dose of hardcore and techno lads
getting my daily dose of not going to sleep at a reasonable hour lads
>>74861378
>>74861383
>>74861384
>>74861386
good start to the thread :)
is this /can/ or /brit/?
>ywn be a street racer in 90s japan
literally why even live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYpDYoyG3wE
>>74861396
>>74861402
all me
cant stop farting haha
>>74861354
Yank here, desecrating your general
Why do people get triggered by American superiority?
tfw no mcdonalds apparel
'ello chaps!
https://youtu.be/KVBfX58McgQ
thailad post another picture of an asian girl doing a silly face
>not having the correct backing music
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA
doing a shart
>>74861397
can is acceptable too
>>74861426
>>74861426
t?bh
>mcdonalds is now selling 'mcchicken sauce' in grocery stores
it's literally just mayo, normies are so fucking thick
>>74861428
wtf where's my (you)
>>74861461
I don't know.. It must have gotten lost in the tubes :/
never encourage Thailad to post with his pseudotrippery
The internet is not a big truck
got called a dope in meineke
>>74861399
>those gloves
i dlive
>>74861476
I hope the irony isn't lost on you
>>74861452
hahahah woah hahahah
do it again thailad you fucking clown, make me laugh
trips > pseudotrips
never forget.
the internet is not a coat
the internet is not a closet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0aJopsP_6Q
>>74861500
going to need you to settle down
>>74861483
they're kei office gloves if you're wondering
got called a bastard at lowe's
de romantiek van het kraken
Swansea is probably a shithole
>>74861516
I wasn't. Never reply to me again, snivelling runt.
>>74861519
with premier league status
>>74861515
*pushes you to the floor*
you're so fucking funny arent you
*kicks you in your fucking teeth*
ahahah come on thailad laugh its funny
*completely knocks out your front teeth*
ahahah woah i did it again
>>74861506
grandad meme
https://youtu.be/_cZC67wXUTs
don't reply to it under any circumstances
>>74861538
for now
>>74861553
to what
twat hahaha
>>74861539
do you feel better now?
>>74861539
wind your neck in
>tfw red county
>>74861558
one more than your shithole
>>74861559
you know
>>74861566
baffled as to why you would post this
>>74861566
why is the colour scheme opposite in america? red is traditionally for socialists, blue represents liberty and conservatism.
>>74861564
no, post a funny asian girl doing a funny thing
>>74861593
oh this isn't /cum/? my apologies, will be leaving immediately
>>74861602
>>74861594
red = bad
the world belongs to the Asians who mix the most with whites before we go extinct 2bh f a m
>>74861602
a bag...of milk lmao
>>74861619
LOL
no work :)
ever :)
business idea: crush kill spurt blood anger maim
>>74861617
the sea is all asian
could crush a new zealander with my bare hands
>>74861619
again thailad, do it again mr clown man
>>74861602
Female.
Doing an Aphex Twin listen. Review: it's alright
post asian girls doing funny things
>>74861657
is she part abbo?
>>74861671
No, part Mediterranean.
is it cuck for Kiwi's to claim theyre the best at rugby when their team is full of big stronk men from pacific islands?
>>74861670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Wv7ffm-0Y
>>74861670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWYag_bFwKM
Eating spinach lads. Even cooked up some tasty strange dressing to go w/ it as well.
Doing an Boards of Canada listen. Review: it's alright
wisdom tooth is poking into my cheek :(
going to have to become a mouth breather lads
>>74861697
Sounds like you lost the genetic lottery lad
think someone could have broken into my house
>>74861679
>full
no, the only person born in the pacific is fekitoa iirc who is from tonga (and also one of our worst centres)
we have a number of pacific islanders born in new zealand, who make up maybe 20-30 percent of the team
>>74861683
>daily living in New Beijing
Doing a Nasenbluten listen. Review: it's alright
>>74861697
>>74861702
>mfw born without wisdom teeth
Daily reminder that females are subhuman
>>74861702
meh, i'll just have to save like $500 to get it removed or however much it costs
>>74861697
luckily your dentist just started planning his summer vacation. pay up, piggy
meet the new gf lads
>>74861566
need to go to radcen new hampshire
>>74861683
Vancouverites are some of the worst people I've ever met. That city is full of cretins, even more so than Toronto and Montreal.
>>74861732
New Hampshire is a great state. Want to move there one day
>>74861719
500 AUD for one tooth?
>>74861617
ozzies confirmed for mongs
>>74861722
don't care
>>74861733
Wow it almost sounds like canada is full of spacks or summat. Hmm yes quite the revelation... I shall write a thesis on this.
>>74861538
Why don't you support the Ospreys?
>>74861657
qt
>>74861686
which release
>>74861738
>all the english heritage
of course it is
using the google for how to get a gf
>>74861745
probably
>>74861354
She's pretty good at ASMR, just sayin'...
>>74861738
I used to listen to a radio station from there for some reason, like free state live or something, called in once.
>>74861728
can't tell whether this girl is ugly or not
>>74861758
Urban and rural Canada, even smaller cities outside the main three are two completely different stories. Vancouver I have just found to be the rudest place in this country.
>>74861761
rugby is a shit tier sport
fuck off
>>74861728
disgusting looking pinhead
>>74861776
mental
>>74861657
>Eleni Ravanis
HNNNNNNG!
>>74861793
explain why you had a tantrum in /rug/ during the 6 nations then you wankstain
>>74861794
>pinhead
What are pinhead features?
>>74861785
she's qt
>>74861797
yeah, but I trust Australian dentists more than Thai dentists, even though the Australian dentist did give me nerve damage in one of the tooth extractions, I still trust him more than some 3rd word dentist.
>>74861811
remember when lisicki was bullied so hard on /sp/ that he had to change his trip lmao
>>74861814
This is how I imagine Australia. Just throw a kangaroo in the back
>>74861811
Kek
>>74861811
tantrum LOL?
I was posting how I hoped Wales would lose every game in the 6 nations so more focus could go onto the football LOL
>>74861354
Btw, she's got jungle fever... MAD love for the BBC.
>>74861814
I remember doing that at school
fun times
Thailad, how do you suffer through that fucking ear murdering language?
I used to tend bar at this Sushi hybrid joint in Ventura and there were two Malay and two Thai women. The languages when spoken with any ire or emotion would really drive me up the fucking walls.
>>74861838
Your footballers are scum anyway
>>74861778
yeah I want a new FUCKING video
>>74861840
evidence this please
>>74861827
There's some world class dental clinics here, the health tourism industry is massive. Pretty sure they wouldn't give you nerve damage.
>>74861827
>even though the Australian dentist did give me nerve damage in one of the tooth extractions, I still trust him more than some 3rd word dentist.
gah fuck that's one of my biggest fears. do you talk like an Australian Sylvester Stallone now?
>>74861854
Pretty sure the Thai doctors would remove my rare, porcelain, white people teeth (like ivory) to sell and replace them with monkey teeth while I was asleep.
>>74861843
WhAt ArE (You) LiKe?!?!
>>74861850
I wish Seamus Coleman a quick and speedy recovery :)
>>74861838
I specifically remember you had a cry about Wales doing shit, and then had a spergy moment about rugby players height
also a bit of gatland hate as well iirc
>>74861883
find it on desustorage or you're lying.
Doing a Dismemberment Plan listen. Review: it's alright
>>74861864
No, the nerve damage was minor, I just felt a loss of sensation which gradually improved over time but my gum still feels a bit different to the other side when I touch it.
>>74861894
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74380027/#74382291
>>74861847
I don't understand the problem. The only languages that wind me up are the throaty HuR HH HUHU durka durka you hear in some middle eastern languages.
>>74861869
I see you've read the small print
just drove some faggy bartender up the walls, lol
>>74861873
haven't gone outside in a while, is this one of the new "gimmicks" the normoids have latched onto?
i seen it on reddit a few times but don't really "get" what's so "funny" about "it".
>>74861909
ok, so where's the tantrum and me being autistic about Wales doing shit?
We got 3rd at the pub trivia lads
it seems the time for rest has approached us again
be seeing you
Might go to the zoo today. Like animals
>>74861851
Apologies Brit-brother, but evidence is purely circumstantial. However, I noticed she has an affinity for Rap, R&B, Pharrell and, I noticed when Black blokes comment (which is rare, of course), she usually responds to them ASAP.
Again, circumstantial, but still worth noting??
Hey Thailad, do you ever worry about getting one of those weird tropical diseases?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEsaapQ9wA
>i seen it on reddit a few times
>>74861899
too whiney and cringe
don't listen to it out of fear someone will see it in my spotify history and mock me
>>74861923
It's a response to wackyposting; fuck off trying to overanalyse shit.
>>74861834
This is a much more accurate image.
>>74861932
What are you gonna see? The tigers?
>>74861948
18+ junior
>>74861909
>rugby is a matter of height not being built
state of him. trying to cope with being a lanklet
>>74861937
not really, malaria and dengue fever aren't really something you contract in the middle of a city.
>>74861946
>spotify history
>>74861834
This is a much more accurate image.
>>74861912
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phl78x7Z7kY
I planted petunias in the front garden with my mum for mummy's day today lads. What did you do?
>>74861964
obviously build is as important as height but you can't create height
xd
>>74861970
shall be saving this
>>74861962
>>74861962
unlike your favorite sub-reddits?
>>74861946
Disagree personally, think it's somewhat down-to-earth. Not especially interesting, but a couple of tracks stand out for me
>>74861961
No tigers I'm not a Londoner of Chester-dweller. We've got a panda though so it IS a real zoo. Love all mammals
>>74861979
Texted her
been up for 30 hours not even tired haha mental
been up for 15 hours haha
>>74861874
Thanks. : )
Think you'll qualify from the group? That last game we had against ye was pretty dross. Reckon we'll draw again in Cardiff.
>>74861978
I've heard worse. I had two fuckers shouting at each other near me on the train not so long ago. Grim language.
>>74861987
nothing wrong with reddit except for tHeSe TyPe Of PoStErS
>>74861992
>Love all mammals
yanks are mammals!
been up for 12 and 1/2 hours haha what am i like
>>74862011
Aaron is a good lad
Everyone else sucks
Hate Brits. Love pints
>>74861909
>Tfw seeing your abysmal posts
Still get triggered when I see my posts from the RWC
mental that russian hackers are basically above the law
>>74861981
you can't change your somatotype from an ectomorph to a tall endo/mesomorph. I don't think you've seen what a bulked up lanklet looks like
>>74862018
faucet that bleeding cunt of yours please
>>74862011
nah we're fully exposed now, we can't penetrate for shit, our 5 atb plan doesn't work anymore because teams give us respect.
we'd be lucky to get a play off 2bfwy, we've chucked away 4 points against Serbia and Georgia.
Prob will another draw unless we tell Chris Coleman to go. You'll prob get the play off spot as well
would thoroughly enjoy suplexing a new zealander
>>74862065
you're not funny
fuck off back to your own general unfunny yank
>>>/int/cum
>>74862081
>>74862020
Guess so haha <3
Hate yanks. Love negro women
>>74862058
somatotypes are an antiquated pseudoscientific taxonomy you daft nigger
>>74862087
is this josie
/brit/ is not your property.
reckon /brit/ is my property lads
>>74862096
alri 'udeboy
>>74862101
au contraire
>>74862049
Towards none citizens. If they rooted a site and setup an exploit kit and just one Russian happened to get infected they're [potentially] fucked.
>>74862058
>>74862099
>>>/kc/
>>74862082
You keep responding to me like i fucking care
You're boring and needy. Like I said, tend to your iron leak
>>74862099
"body type", whatever
Business idea: make /brit/ my property
>>74862100
no(sie)
>>74862067
You're a better team than us desu. MON just has us set up like every single manager we've had for the last 40 years to be difficult to beat. If we get to Russia we'd make a fool out of ourselves again.
>>74862096
>>74862101
You own nothing goyim
>tfw no German gf to teach me Spanish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MptzcfhD_cs
Business idea: convert /brit/ to /yank/ through a series of subtle yet convincing posts
this is a good /yank/ thread so far
>>74862155
Not good, not good at all.
>>74861354
Da fuq is a biscuit?
/brit/ is really /yank/ in disguise
Right. Yanks out.
>>74862171
You've ruined it for all of you.
do brits eat steak? reckon that's only an american thing
>>74862160
>>74862171
I said subtle
there are the same number of atoms in a /yank/ thread as in a /brit/ thread. structurally there is no difference
>>74862133
any European team that qualifies is better than half the teams there 2bhwy rn.
and yeah, if you're set up as hard to beat, Wales won't get anything past with you, we struggled against N.I in the euros who did exactly the same and by all accounts are a lesser team than you.
I doubt R.O.I would score against though, our defence is really fucking solid because of Swansea.
>>74862182
who do you think you are?
(\x.xx)(\x.xx)
>>74862182
>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded
>>74862202
The only Brit left in /yank/ sad story really.
>>expecting autismo yank to not be retarded
Ahhh, the remnants of colonialism.
>>74862225
You are not safe.
>>74862222
I'm still here, just don't have anything to update my blog with atm
>>74862231
lol is that in Papua New Guinea
>>74861992
it is down to earth if the earth were solely made up of awkward yank virgins in their early 20s
>>74862243
Post willy
>>74862243
Don't post your willy.
>>74862225
if you put on a trip you'd actually get people taking you seriously more often
>>74862231
Just think of all the wonderful inventions and discoveries we would have had if the white colonialists didn't oppress and culturally genocide the aborigines.
>>74862252
What's the Australian name for a Chad?
>>74862231
looks comfy
LOVE this pic
>>74862263
autismo yank isn't one person you newcunt
that wasn't even me who he was replying to
>autismo yank isn't one person you newcunt
>that wasn't even me who he was replying to
Look at him go lads
>>74862231
How you treated the Aboriginals is pretty disgusting desu.
boring thread
yanks fuck off
brits in
>>74862308
how did they treat them?
>>74862327
poorly
>ants in me tea
my hometown, lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verona,_New_York
chundered 3 times last night
friends have started voicing concerns about how much i drink
>Post willy
>Don't post your willy.
Conflicting information, how about someone else's willy hahaha :')
>>74862252
Suppose I am an awkward virgin tbf but you've still not convinced me. My problem with them is that they're kind generic math-y. Then again they're 90s so they predate most of the math stuff I've heard, which seems to be from mid 00s
>>74862345
upstate/10
>>74862353
That's a big willy..
fuck off yanks you're not welcome
>>74862376
quite comfy here. think i'll stay
>>74862364
For yersel
shit thread
*closes tab*
Why do Australians like America so much? Is it because of our similar histories of frontier conquest and rugged individualism?
>>74862353
how can you tolerate that lead singer's atrocious accent though? I don't mind the music or even the lyrics as much as his whiny voice
>>74862408
they hate us
>>74862404
Sorry, Bruce
>>74862247
Vanuatu
>>74862427
did you call him a nigger
>>74862414
not true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian%E2%80%93American_Memorial
date went well last night, had some food and beer at this western bar & grill, made out/cuddled in the park, then got a bit of a handy by the pier
meeting her again tonight
just FUCKED some russian bydlo at custom here survival lads
>>74862451
are you really Vietnamese or just an anglo nonce on holiday
>>74862411
Dunno lol, it is a bit whiny but he just kind of sounds like a generic 20-something yank male who can sing to only some degree
Given that I really love a whole album by Robert Wyatt as well as a band called Brave Little Abacus (INCREDIBLY 'annoying' yank voice) I guess I'm not bothered by the voice in most cases
>>74862444
No but we had a village sing for us for a few dollars.
>>74862231
>Australia has its own colonies and we don't
I guess the territories sort of count, but they are more like Russia's "colonies"
>>74862470
the latter
apparently that bar is a hangout for a load of other white people in the area so it was a bit surreal to see so many of them in one place.
>>74862484
Hi r u a brit
>>74862408
>>74862414
much like most of the first world, we harbour mixed opinions
we bear no ill will towards you but we also like making fun of you
>>74862308
Australian Aboriginals don't seem to have incredibly high natural intelligence from what I've seen. (Qualifier: I've never met one.)
*cracks whip*
wake up wagies, it's time to get ready for work
>>74862502
*deletes this*
How embarrassing!
>>74862502
He's Canadian
>>74862483
What race are these blokes. They look like Papuan natives. Are they Austronesians?
>>74862471
>he just kind of sounds like a generic 20-something yank male who can sing to only some degree
guess that's my problem with it
>What race are these blokes. They look like Papuan natives. Are they Austronesians?
>>74862543
Mostly Melanesian which is what a lot of Papuans are as well.
Father throws chair at judge after the driver that killed his 2-year-old daughter and her grandparents in a car accident only got 120 hours of community service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNRTfhmDJ7g&feature
You lads ever heard this one before? More mathy yank emo
>>74862577
Odd. I thought the Dutch were all low key Rorkes
the prospected gf
>>74862632
Do you have a mining license in order to be prospecting?
>>74862584
american /brit/ posters are the stupidest people on earth
k-on
brits should be gassed
>>74862667
got called a rashorke in high wymcombe
>>74862662
Would it make you happier if I posted with a British flag? :o
is this the new /cum/ thread?
>>74862683
I would be happier if you died
yay new /cum/ thread
>>74862690
I did nothing to you
>>74862698
fuck off
>>74862649
fuck off mate yeah?
>>74862577
wtf is wrong with poles
`>>74862730
Didn't watch the video but that sounds ike an appropriate reaction.
>>74862708
Call me school bully you sniveling little tit!
my surgery is still over two weeks away and i'm already having nightmares about it
>>74862767
you'll be a girl soon enough
Britain needs fascism.
>>74862767
hope they drop one of those spinning circular blade things inside you and it fucks you up good x
England should have slaughtered us when it had the chance
>>74862830
I wonder how many would have chosen the USA on a world map.
>>74862734
no, the driver was a Pole
>>74862830
I don't understand things like this, have most people just never seen a map before?
>>74862860
It truly is marvelous and succinctly demonstrates the deficiencies of democracy in a capitalist system of production.
>>74862860
>>74862884
why should we care about irrelevant countries
>>74862884
Like a young Marx
>>74862892
Well I am a bit aspergers in how much I stare at maps but I sort of feel like it's pretty difficult to just completely avoid them for your whole life. Maps are wicked desu
unironically want Britain to become a fascist state
>>74862892
Because it's basic fucking geography
>>74862927
knowing exactly where NK is isn't basic geography
head is hot lads
>>74862939
call me silly but wasn't the US at WAR with Korea?
>>74862939
It literally is you daft cunt
>>74862973
should have posted this a minute ago
did a post
>>>/an/2381591
>>>/an/2382034
got to go to work lol
morning lads
>>74862830
most people can't name half the states
match.com is getting ddosed wtf
thoughts
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108
>>74863127
it was me
>>74863149
think you're fat
>>74863023
Gave the board a quick browse and was extremely close to crying reading a thread about someone's childhood cat dying. Can't even remember the last time I cried, reckon I should stay well away from /an/
>>74863181
that isnt me in the video
>>74863216
didn't watch your vid m8 i just think you're fat
>>74863224
why
>>74863216
yeah definitely a fat cunt
Starting a GoFundMe for Tim
>>74863252
My name is Tim, and I'd like money
>>74863149
hello nigger
>>74863240
dunno m9 you just come across like a big fat sweaty cunt
Have a job interview today so I got into bed at 10pm for an early night.
Nerves kept me up until 4am haha.
HATE being a runt
just got called a fat cunt
>>74863283
don't hurt that kitty
>>74863298
night
>>74863321
And people say animals dont have feelings