How exactly did pic related happen?

Your mother.

The end.

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>>74859236
Atlantid

>>74859236
One days romans came and saw tribes and shit than came the moors but they got the land back and kangdom of leon made a castille and a condado portucalense then came the aragon and a navarre but then they marry and unite and the portugal is there and the spain come

>>74859236
Romans raped the visigoths
Visigoths raped the local tribes
moor came and raped everybody
boom spain, happened
spanish raped the moors back
travel the ocean and raped a whole continent
boom mexicans hapened
anglos and frogs got jelly and wanted something to rape
pew pew pew Spain lost many wars and lost her empire
moors are coming back etc
there you go
spanish history lesson crash course

>>74859340
>>74859354
>>74859356
But how do you conquer that much land and fail to finish off a tiny country?

>>74859356
One of the things you said is wrong
Try to find it
You know what it is you little shit

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>"dude lmao i know we have the world for ourselves but lets go to war anyway xddd"

>>74859513
Why didn't you keep Australia?

>>74859354
Forgetting the part where Basques come from Atlantis.

>>74859531
At the time no one knew it existed and we were a country with only around 1 million people so you can't colonize everything you see

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>>74859356
>moor came and raped everybody
Actually most of the population of Al-andalus were native converted to Islam, we call them muladies.
pic related.
After reconquista you have the inquisition with their programs of cleaning the spanish blood and a constant persecution to all muslims and jews.

>Romans raped the visigoths
?????

>Visigoths raped the local tribes
>tribes
?????

Why did Leon get cucked by Portugal and Castilla?

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the literal, unironic, non-meme answer is pic related

>>74860497
Castile y leon united

>>74859403
Portugal was never their enemy you dumb fuck

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>>74860605

>>74860555
ETERNAL

>>74860634
you think I'm making this shit up cunt?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

>>74860683
ALBION

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>>74859236
Native Old Europeans(I and G haplogroup) were killed by Iberians(E haplogroup) then the Celts(R1b haplogroup) came and killed most of the Iberians in Western Spain and mixed with the remnants of the Iberian race which created the Celtiberians.

>>74860683
this
main goal of the anglo was weakening spain as much as possible
main goal of the portuguese was retaining special snowflake status
both were very benefitted
anglos also promised Scatalonya helping them go independant but never got around to doing it

>>74863659
Wtf I hate Las Piratas Inglaterras now