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kpop

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Chebs

kpoop

>>74854943
high quality post

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>>74854933
of the massive variety, perhaps?

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pickle rick

>>74854972
>emmanuel goldstein
oh COME ON

>>74854982
*sticks penis in doughnut*

>>74855006
>how dare he be against reactionaries
fuck off

>excited about the iphone 8

Now I am become deano, the destroyer of nandos

guys, what if there were tourch-wielders surrounding a confederate monument in Virginia chanting "Russia is our friend"?

would be quite queer

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really makes you think now doesn't it?

>>74854972
>Goldstein

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en

mein gott

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>>74854898
thriller kino

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>>74854972
>Goldstein

any obscure 'cult" British TV or film I should watch?

would probably agree with anything a woman said if it gave me a chance at fucking her t b h

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>>74855058
I prefer women with something to grab hold of.

>>74855019
*eats the doughnut*

>>74855098
this is rank
stop

>>74855072
kidulthood

*does a stinky poo*

>>74855098
name?

>>74855098
thicc

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>>74854982

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taking in some pure kino lads

>>74855098
BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFPFFFFRTFFTFFFTFTffftttththfff

toot

>>74855072
layer cake is good

is it sad that i prefer being at work in the week than at home at the weekend?

at least there's a pretty girl there to look at and I'm not utterly alone

>>74855129
homosexual

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been in a very fashy mood the past month

>>74855133
Chav.

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>>74854972
>Emmanuel Goldstein

>>74855098
toooo thicc. nice chebs tho

>>74855177
wog

>>74855191
odd fanny you've got there

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I put my foot on the gas
Head on the floor
Hopping out before the vehicle crash
I'm on roll

Yelling 1-2-3-4-5
I am the greatest larper alive

>>74855191
poof

>a massive global conflict started because some serbs lightly bantered some austrians

why?

>>74855191
cute cat

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rate my roots lads

>>74855172
>obscure

fucking Canadians
I HATE THEM

>>74855230
*judges you*

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>>74855191
socks

>>74855230
interesting. gabbagool/10

>>74855072
Is Darkplace obscure? I don't really know.

>>74855072
clockwork orange

>>74855242
didnt know about it until last week when i watched it

>>74855230
I don't care.

You heritage is not a substitute for a personality. Fuck off.

>>74855243
I second this motion

>>74855230
alri byldo haha

don't know if i'd be able to seriously date a gorgeous woman with massive chebs if she was a fan of Hillary Clinton

>>74855268
that's because you're a pleb

>>74855230
jewish?

>>74855289
most women have shit political views
its not something you should take into account when dating unless they're ultra left wing

>>74855289
>caring about other peoples politics on a personal level
into the runt cage you go

memento on bbc2. Recommend for anybody that hasnt seen it

somali kid got caught stealing in my local grocery store today gotta love cultural enrichment haha

>>74855180
Amusing how reactionaries try to portray themselves as anti-war. They weren't the main opposition to WW1 in any way, shape or form. pacifists and the Zimmerwald Left were.

don't know if i'd be able to seriously date a gorgeous woman with massive chebs if she was a fan of Jeremy Corbyn

>>74855289
women take their lead from the men in their life so she must only hang around cucks

what's the most unique looking yank city? bit shit that they're all the same

>>74855315
hated that film, turned it off half way through. couldnt deal with seeing the same scene over and over

74855326
>corbyn
>anything like hillary
HEY HEY HO HO
YANKEE FILTH HAVE GOT TO GO

>>74855315
turned it off after 15 minutes. probably saved myself from 2 hours of pretentious bullshit

>>74855319
tbqh I believe WW2 was justified, hitler was a wrong'un and stood on our toes a few times in regards to Czechoslovakia and Poland

it's just sad that so many germans and brits had to die because of the men in charge

>>74855315
can't remember if i've seen that one

>>74855319
>reactionarys arent anti war, just look at this example from 100 years ago
absolute tosser you are

>>74855319
>pacifists were anti war

really activates the almonds

>>74855297
Not as far as I know. I've always wanted to get DNA tested to find out for sure though because I feel Jewish in my heart.

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>mfw euros banter each other by calling each other arabic names

Okay... I wanna' say that we live in a world of disposable music, fast food music without any content. And I think this could be a victory FOR MUSIC with people that make music that ACTUALLY means something. ... humm... Music is not fireworks. Music IS FEELING! So let's try to do change this, and bring music back wich is really what matters.

>>74855375
WW2 should have started with the rearmament of the Ruhr, crushed hitler like a bug
WW1 was the real tragedy

Woman next to me on the train was speaking on the phone and rapidly swapping between Hindi and English

Why would you extensively mix two languages into one conversation?

>>74855396
yeah calm down there Jose

>>74855381
They haven't changed today. They see no issue with imperialist wars in principle. Their opposition to war is feeble and not rooted in material reality, but mere shallow conceptions.

>>74855396
t. Jackie Chan

>yank hours
No thanks nn lads hope you fuck off yanks

drinking a muffet of tea

>>74855350
>>74855371
you really have to watch the whole thing. ending is a real head scratcher

>>74855396
not a very accurate post, nor am i a fan of the yank

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
HE IS TRAMPLING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED

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was it autism?

>>74855428
>WW1 was the real tragedy
it was, but honestly it was inevitable from several directions. a great world war between the growing powers of europe had been in the making for at least 40 years beforehand

if only it had been over by christmas

drinking a wee pint o milk

>>74855456
does it really make you think aye?
might give it another go

why is it 'hell yes' but 'heavens no' ?

>english logic

>>74855166
based jynx

>>74855396
Alri Esteban Martinez Tyreese?

>>74855483
nah it was a heart condition

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>>74855483
itsa pronounced autsuuuuuuuuuusm bellisimo

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you all claim to hate the infamous yank, yet you can't resist consuming yank culture. when push comes to shove, you always pick us over everyone else

>>74855492
hmmmmmmmm

yeah, would

>>74855492
whats this rope stuff? is this a fad or a fetish i can look up?

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why did Georgia send a literal fat weeabo who said 'moshi moshi'

>>74855524
yeah, no, can't remember the last time i watched yank tv, i dont go to the movies and i don't eat your franchised 'cuisine' either.

>>74855441
what are you faffing on about? Most right wing are against foreign interventionist wars. Its the left and the center that think its okay to go around worldbuilding

Just because they're not pacifists or bleeding hesrt liberals who cry about dead arabs doesn't mean that their motives are "feeble".

>>74855524
funny considering yanks are obsessed with british accents, british actors, british music, british history, the british royalty and british comedy

>>74855492
looks like john lennon

>>74855500
probably one of the most "really makes you think" films i've seen

>>74855542
are those people celebrities in their respective countries?

>>74855542
cause nobody else could be fucked to do it cause they dont give a shit and have bigger fucking problems than normievision

>>74855485
Well yes, mostly it was a shame Britain had to get involved though
It's really sad how avoidable WW2 was from many many different perspectives
>Russia wanted to join the Franco-British-polish alliance but Poland wouldn't let them
>when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia hitler even said that if the allies had opposed him they would have lost in weeks
the list goes on, it was a perfect storm

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>>74855556
that's just young women. everyone here knows we're superior to you by every metric

Just watched mindhorn lads

Funny as fuck desu

>>74855524
fucking SICK of america being the only ones making tv shows. Every show is like 50% nonwhites all the time now

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>>74855573
britain put up a yank nobody and australia put up yoko ono's body double so, no

it's at these times of night that i think of messaging some of the emergency fatties i have on tinder but i will resist

>>74855453
how much did it cost?

>>74855453
a wha?

>>74855533
it's called shibari
(Yes it's a fetish)

who did the UK points? i think i missed it

pure audio kino lads
https://youtu.be/CVHmHig1DOg
gives me the tingles

>>74855619
sorry lad. that's why I refuse to watch them

the BBC is london-centric

should really be manchester-centric

>>74855620
>yank
leaf

>>74855661
difference being?

Not got anything planned so might stay awake the entire week...POSSIBLY

What is the longest you've lot went without sleep? Three days is my record.

>>74855554
>Most right wing are against foreign interventionist wars
No, they are not. They love it so long as it benefits them and their nation. Their opposition flips at any moment. Trump is a perfect example. Ultimately, right wingers are captive to whatever their capitalist masters demand. If the military industrial complex wants war, they'll get it, so long as people are blinded by nationalism and the smug sense of moral superiority that Americans have.
In the case of Syria, all they care about is keeping the evil brown hordes away from their imaginary pristine Europe. Their opposition is not based in a mutual respective for other human beings, but merely by their own selfishness and desire to cling onto what they have.

>>74855620
who is that?

>>74855072
Made in Britain

>>74855656
*The Guardian

>>74855671
Slept twice in a 7 day period binging on aMT once. Was a mad one, so probably, 3 days?

>>74855673
i have no idea

>>74855672
Honestly seems like you're the only one with a "smug sense of moral superiority" here 2bh

might go to bed

>>74855666
There isn't one my kiwi friend

>czech'd

>>74855713
then you're not much use to me are you mate

>>74855730
well i think it proves that no, they arent celebrities in their own countries

>>74855716
>no u
playground tier

>>74855713
are you a brit abroad

>>74855672
>Their opposition is not based in a mutual respective for other human beings, but merely by their own selfishness and desire to cling onto what they have.

so your argument is basically because they may change their opinion in the future (i.e. a position based on logic, not the feelings based position of pacifism), they arent anti war - even though right now they are anti war.
You arrogant arts student TWATS just learn how to talk eloquently but really your message is fluff nine times out of ten

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>>74855784
definitely not

>that ukrainian sci fi thing in eurovision

actually fantastic

>>74855777
You want me to try and argue with a veritable diarrhoea of strawmen and ad hominems? nah you're alright

where my fellow 'pedes at??

>>74855815
link

I'm pickle rick

>>74855808
i thought she was a national treasure? how can you not know her?

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literally me

>all these programs critiquing comedies from the 70s about how racist they are.
Ah yes I really want to know what an unknown white comedian thinks about cultural appropriation

>>74855915
this is actually literally figuratively i

>>74855787
>so your argument is basically because they may change their opinion in the future (i.e. a position based on logic, not the feelings based position of pacifism), they arent anti war - even though right now they are anti war.

I'm not a pacifist, but it's not based on vague feelings. There's a wealth of arguments supporting it, from economic, to humanist, to theological and scientific. And yes, right wing "opposition" to war is flimsy and confused, and is historically shown to be a sham. We can draw patterns from the past, such as Bush promising to end nation building before election in 2000, then launching multiple disastrous wars. It is not based in principled anti-imperialism but hypocrisy. Right wingers don't care about war unless it affects them.

>You arrogant arts student TWATS just learn how to talk eloquently but really your message is fluff nine times out of ten
Whereas you frothing fools talk fluff 100% of the time.

>>74855891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6J4tyAB_5o

You'll have to watch the whole thing through since each segment of it is so different
3:37 was also interesting

horse man on a ladder was the best part 2bh

The pickle man tricked me again

so happy Portugal won

so many pedophiles are angry at Bulgaria losing with their shite pop song

>>74855950
bush wasn't a reactionary he was a neo con
shan't be replying any more to you because you have an arrogant student twats knowledge of politics

>>74855956
i want to get into ukrainian art now

>>74855999
why care who wins if it doesnt effect you?

BIG REVEAL IMMA PICKEL XD

>>74855808
t. brit abroad in the desert for 200 years

>>74855950
shant've'nst'ot

>>74855808
>kent
mate what the FUCK is that supposed to mean

@74856010


why is this cunt replying to me? how do I filter him

>>74855999
the dyke boy had the best voice out of them all tb honest with you lad

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>>74855999
home language/slow and quite doesn't make it deep when the content is just as trite

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>this spastic scottish leftypol runt is back
wish he would fuck off

morning lads

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>>74856041

The good news is that Twin Peaks is back this month; bad news is that the experience will be ruined by social media obsessed Millennial wankers who will be pretending to like it because it will be trendy. I hope they just stick to GOT, honestly.

>>74855808
>kent.png
mate meet me out front of canterbury cathedral and i'll send your jaw back to oz without you

>its 9 am in austrailia
state of that runty timezone

how can you not know how to filter someone in 2017

runt

>>74856118
haha darn good coffee amirite

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legend has it that if you post a cute girl in this thread, she'll be your wife one day

>>74856118
what is twin peaks

truly mind boggling that Australia even exists

lads i think I'm fucked

I live alone in a flat, I'm in my room and the wardrobe outside my door just fell when i think my cat jumped off it.

It opens out and is blocking the door completely and must be wedged against the opposite wall.

I'm literally stuck in my room.

I'm 7 stories up so can't jump....

>>74856125
Australian eastern standard is the only relevant timezone on earth you squirming little runtoid

eating strawberries and cream lads :3

>>74856146
is the phone water proof?

wish i was australian

>>74856169
>:3

Trust the process.

>>74856139

>Twin Peaks memes from latest episode
>Obnoxious Youtuber cunt reaction to latest epiosde

>>74856163
call a mate

>>74856163
phone fire brigade you mong

>>74856163
rip

F

>>74856185
>>:3

>>74856118
Twin Peaks is a shit reddit cult meme and David Lynch is a hack.

>>74855006
>Emmanuel Goldstein
>that's actually his real name
British """education"""

>>74856193
I don't have any

>>74856206
My front door is locked, would they even help me seems a bit daft.

Any lads here going to Scarborough fair?

>>74856163
post your address and i'll ring the fire brigade

>>74856118
imagine being so obsessed with being seen as contrarian and refined that you go to this length to distance yourself from other people in your mind

>>74856163
Would honestly freak out and smash the door down

Real talk: putting your willy in another man's anus might be good for an occasional lark but it's not the type of thing you can base a whole life on

Anyone in Norwich that can let me out my room?

>>74856223
they have to you dafty. but they might wonder why you didn't >>74856193 first


by mare it means literally anyone you know

>>74856244
Can you imagine

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>>74856146
well I wouldnt mind a ginger qt

>>74856225
yeah, and i better not run into you or ill send your jaw back to shitterton with one swift right hook

>>74856253
What's in it for me when I rescue you? x

>>74856163
ah yes, pet owners

>>74856214
alri Michael

>>74856247
The door opens out so can't even move it, the wardrobe must be wedged cause it's not budging.

I've got a box of coco pops and a crate of carlsberg in here, how long can i live for?

lads i

favourite underrated /brit/ gimmicks lads?

love the "do I rate pogba?" one

Nay, I sharn't be rating PaulPogs.

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yanky yanky does a wanky
falls to sleep under his blankie

Paul Pogba? Not among those whom I rate.

>bulgaria getting that high

What the fuck? is europe filled with gay pedopiles?

>>74856348
>pedopiles
fuck off yank

>>74856337
*tucks you in*

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*drives to pic related*
*knocks on your door*
alri anon is your sister home?

>>74856267

Plain face, nice arse

shit just realised i left my phone in the bathroom

i'm well fucked

my dad calls by every saturday, like i said ive got a box of coco pops and a crate of carlsberg. Can i last the week on just that?

I really wish this didn't happen.

I rate Pogba.

Paul you say?

Nah, Florentin is the superior Pogba.

When someone asks me do I rate Paul Pogba I respond with "No, I do not rate Paul Pogba" each and every time.

>>74856163
email the fire bridgade lad

>>74856381
rip

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*blocks your path*

Where does the Pogba meme come from?

If I at some point I rate Paul Pogba I shall let you all know but at this point in my life I do not rate Paul Pogba

>>74855672
Lmao at the y'all-qaeda getting mad at this post

>>74856381
you could get someone on here to help you
post on social media? idk lad

Do I have terminal lung cancer? I do.

Do I rate Pogba? I don't.

>>74856381
>>74856163
fake story made for (You)s

SAD!

Sliced my fucking pinky open opening a can of tuna

Won't stop bleeding, this might be the end lads.

>>74855832
>FALLACY FALLACY

>>74856390
>email the fire bridgade lad

He will end up on BBC News magazine section

>>74856451
*sucks it*
yum, blood

>>74856425
africa

>>74856443
I rate this post but I do not rate Paul Pogba.

eating a muffet of doughnut

Paul Pogba? Do I rate him? No. I do not rate him.

>>74856381
if you're serious I can set up a temporary email address and you can give me your address so i can get the fire brigade to come help you out. You can't survive a week on coco pops and carlsberg you mongo
[email protected]

Come up with a new Mcdonald's advert.

A gang of hoodies knife someone, as they walk off the man is laying in a pool of his own blood screaming for help, someone walks by with a Mcdonald's bag and shares his chips using his blood as ketchup.

*rates pogba*

>>74856425
pogba is a world class player so its a 'le funny contrarian meme'

Young anon makes up a story, posts it on /brit/ - people believe him! Many such cases!

Players I rate? There are many, but is Pogba among them? He is not.

If you were to ask me to list all the people who I rate, Paul Pogba would not appear once on that list as i do not rate him

who the fuck is pogba

not big into sports lads don't know what you mean

teehee xxx

Things I rate: The Sopranos, QTinho, Nasir Jones, Yeezy, Drizzy, The Simpsons seasons 3 through till 11, The Office (UK).

Things I do not rate: Paul Pogba.

no fucking idea who pogba is. still dont rate him though.

>>74856526
>girl
>reddit spacing
fuck OFF out of /brit/ and go and be a NORMAN
roOOoooooOOOOO

>>74856551
sweetie don't be rude x

There are many ways to describe Pogba. French? Yes. Black? Undoubtedly. A player I rate? No.

I don't get you ABU's.
Fair enough - Make fun of Rooney, Mourinho etc but why make fun of Pogba?
He is the best player we have and has been excellent in each match so far.
And yes, he is a defensive midfielder. Just because you don't know anything about defending doesn't change this.

Pogba doesn't make interceptions because he doesn't have to. His very existence prevents the opposition making passes. He is like a walking nuclear deterrent. Yet the most amazing thing about Pogba is that he acts as a nuclear deterrent and at the same time acts as a nuclear bomb. He scares other teams into backtracking and not scoring goals but at the same time dominates the attacking phase of play himself. If you have Pogba in your team the opposition are nothing but Japanese faces about to be melted in the Hiroshima nuclear fire that is Pogbas next pass, his next shot, his next dribble. He is effective. It is not his fault that we lost. Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

shirt sales (50 million)
club museum sales (10 million)
ticket sales (40 million)
mug sales (10 million)
shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)
other income (60 million)
hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

>>74856558
okay i've changed my mind be my gf now

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the goal

Don't rate pogba's dad's ability to breathe

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>>74856562

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>Why yes I do rate every single member of the Manchester United team

>Why, apart from a certain Mr P.Pogba that is!

I've sent a mass text to my entire phonebook stating that I do not rate Paul Pogba.

I've also sent a mass email to all my correspondents stating, that; I do not rate Paul Pogba.

Later on today I shall stroll down Sukhumvit Road to let the people of Bangkok know that, I do not rate Paul Pogba.

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Hopefully this will work?

Heard British schools are filled with PEDAGOGUES

Fucking disgusting, wow

>BAFTA awards

dont care. who watches this moronic tripe

who actually gives a shit

>set up a temporary email address so trapped mong could email me and i could get the ol' fire brigade out to him
>didn't even email me
faking cunt

Is Pogba somebody I rate? He is not.

god you're all utter drips

>>74856606
screaming

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people keep saying "kek" and "t.bh f.am s.mh" in youtube comments

>>74856606
call them on skype you spastic

If you stick your erect penis on a hot radiator you will ejaculate faster

>>74856606
oh my god you stupid cunt just email me your address
they won't check that for ages you bellend
I won't post your address here i'm honestly more concerned for your cat starving to death than you

>>74856622
fuck off pogba

>anon claims that his bedroom door opens outwards and is blocked by a wardrobe

bullshit

>>74856635
Bullshit

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>>74856606

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Ahh yes, women's soccer

>>74856606
are you for real right now?

>>74856622
I rate this post as much as I rate Paul Pogba, and I do not.

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>>74856606
>how to get out of a room

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>They still fucking believe him

>>74856658
Those are liberated Swedish women, though, so why aren't they as good as men?!

>>74856639
It's ok i just shouted at someone below from the window i think they might be coming up, he laughed at me and walked off but i think he's just go getting help.

>>74856606

Are you legit trapped in a room? Fucking hell how did it happen.

imagine being this much of a sad attention seeking mug

>>74856704
scroll up you stupid cunt

>>74856658
that was liquid football

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Who is this man?

>>74856753
i do not know, but he is someone i do not rate

>>74856650

Speaking from experience?

>I rate Pogba
Words you would never hear me utter as somebody who does not rate Pogba.

have laughed at every pogba post this thread

If To Kill a Mockingbird was written today it would be forgotten within a week.

>>74856753
Literally just a dabbing Mulumbu.

*gives you fuck-me eyes*

>>74855072

Mighty boosh

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>>74856676
i wish i was lying

>>74856704
my cat sleeps on the wardrobe/cupboard outside my door, i think he jumped off and knocked it as one of the legs was loose. It's wedged against the wall

how i can tell its fake:
>"how to get out of a room" tab
>email written like its trying to be autistic
>sudden action of someone noticing you so that you can continue the story

>>74856753
the man who saved Europe with a single tweet, /Pol/ Pogba

>>74856753
Nigel reo coker with a funny haircut

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>rate me

>>74856842
master race

>>74856859
is that pink eye?

>>74856784
No

>>74856835
this

anon is a bad actor

>>74856835
I think i can last till saturday so im not that fussed if no one helps until then i sent the email to the fire department.

I have aspergers.

>>74854898
What's life like in the UK for you guys?

*projects my fetish on to you*

The accumulated filth of all their transfers and flops will foam up about their waists and all the Anons and shitposters will look up and shout "Do you rate Pogba?"... and I'll look down, and whisper "No".

>>74856906
no one believes this mate

>>74856907
We don't have daily spree shootings so pretty good.

>>74856859
no

>>74856907
shite

big fan of poverty porn
grim brutalism is kino

Am I trapped in my bedroom? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

>>74856971
>>74856971
>>74856971
new one

I am a wasteman

>>74856942
nah the uk is pretty shit desu

worst of the anglo countries as far as livability for middle class and up

dont give a fuck about poor people lol so dont even mention them

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>>74856606
>How to get out of a room
Fucking hell I don't even care that it's probably bullshit