1st for anime
Annie
plymouth is actually an alright place
Here we are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAv4hMJ7dk
harry styles weighs in on brexit
CHOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE
For me, it's Belgian Blonde and German Wheat.
>>74852806
Don't get this
>>74852827
care to hazard a guess as to what i won't be watching?
british people think its socially acceptable to pass gas on the elevator.
haahahhaahhahahahahaha stinky butts
>london tube has anti-suicide barriers
>>74852718
>muhma i wuhna be a poh-leesman when i gruh up
how are downie parents meant to deal with this situation?
>ask your mum lol
witty
>abortion
bit late at that point
anime
upon the morn's early light
my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight
out of bed and into the shower
i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour
leave the shower and go to the kitchen
a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins
finally out of the door and off to the station
to catch the train that will lead me to damnation
>>74852865
triple ipa for me please
>>74852828
leftist memes are tragic
>>74852874
haha *parps* oops lol x
no alarm set for the morning
outrageously comfy right now
>>74852844
I work at an airport, and a British guy came in to book a flight. When he said he was from the Midlands, I almost replied back, "Ah, the engine".
The Official /brit/ Election Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966246
do NOT skip this VERY important poll
Why do Americans worship the irish?
>>74852844
bloody hell, this one certainly gets the cogs spinning, yes indeed
>anime
>>74852844
Leave voters on suicide watch
>>74852942
what's wrong with anime?
>>74852922
would shag the one in the middle ngl
>>74852844
wtf i love the EU now!
hm ah yes. blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoQAxQgevEA
>>74852967
kanye west is fucking shit
dogshit
So she's fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwxjoNI8vw
>>74852882
I had my cry wank and got Crunchie McFlurrry all over my knackers
>>74852922
>making fun of the disabled
LITERALLY the lowest hanging fruit there is, have you a single modicum of originality in the neglected wreck you call a body
>inb4 le irish are disabled xD
Get better jokes you fucking runt
>>74852967
all nigger rap is shit
It's 5:41pm and I haven't had any food yet
Hello. Gief land again pls
>>74852967
>TCD/LR that low
superpleb
my brother is in line for his christmas tenner from the DWP
>>74852998
what are Norway's opinions of the British?
>>74852922
I honestly don't know
My great-grandpa was from Ireland and all my cousins are really into muh heritage
>>74852991
>>74852981
shit taste. bet you unironically use the term "normie"
>>74853045
hello nigger
Eating some of these gay bastard biscuits
>>74853061
>biscuits
>not cookies
Fuck off poortherner.
>tfw you will never pillage and rape britain again
>>74853061
these are called cobs you mong
>>74853078
Fuck off London paki
>>74852895
love how rightists always say this
>>74852998
norway is like Britain but less shit
oh and uhm hello
reminder tyke the elephant is a martyr who did nothing wrong
>>74853078
>cookies
have a fucking word with yourself
What did you do for mother's day?
>>74853086
Please Do
prioritize london
you have my official permission
>>74853102
I'm a centrist
lefty memes are horrid
>rightists
cringiest thing ive ever read fuck off back to leftypol
>>74852980
hate vice.
>>74853128
>prioritize
FOY
watching one punch man
>>74853078
nobody in the south calls them cookies either you fucking americanised london runt
not sure that alt-rightism is for me
might go back to classical liberalism
>>74853147
its good fun
>>74853061
these are called pastys stupid limeys
The current U.S administration is like a concept from a comedy film and is a far departure from the previous, respectable administration
owning a bike is fucking expensive . i thought I wouldn't have to buy anything other than the bike and yet ive shelled out around £200 so far on random shite
>>74853136
ah right, but "leftists" and "lefties" are perfectly valid
fuck off back to pol
Have posted my arsehole twice in two days and haven't received so much as a warning, jannys slacking
You get what you pay for i suppose
>Go to london for work
>US news on tv
>Go to Amsterdam for fun
>US news on tv
>go to Japan
>US news on tv with subtitles
love being this powerful
What happened to the communist posters?
>classical liberalism
>>74853128
Don't worry. I'm going to London to specifically fuck british girls this summer.
>It's a cyclist warns you literally at the last minute to move out of the way before nearly running you over
Cunts
>>74853200
what kind of bike
>>74853220
it's disgusting btw
>>74853150
>nobody in the south
Yes they do, everyone I know does.
>americanised
Their version is better than our in a lot of ways, cookies instead of biscuits being one of them.
>>74853216
leftie is fine and has always been used
leftist is cringe too
>I'm a centrist
>lefty memes are horrid
>rightists
>cringiest thing ive ever read fuck off back to leftypol
say "ed had edited it" and "jiggle it a little, it'll open" quickly
vocaroo it
>>74853249
you actually need to kill yourself
>>74853242
Yeah mate it's a man's arsehole not a fucking spring meadow
>>74853249
you make me sick
>>74853260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XToBLNNPKB
sounds fucking weird lmao
jf will never understand
>>74853223
I've said it before and I'll say it again i only talk politics when others do
t.commie poster
righty tighty leftie loosy (this mnemonic is about arseholes btw)
>>74853104
hate that video
Going to Burger King tomorrow because I have 1.99 vouchers for there and ten pounds to spend
>>74853238
pedal
>>74853228
>lives in norway
>wants to fuck british girls
are you mad? pic related is a 10 here
>>74853249
Greater London
>>74853260
Easy as fuck
>>74853223
they hide until the wagies go to bed
Recommend me an aftershave
fuck it. i'm 28, got laughed at on my first time because of my 3 inch dick. i'm short and ugly. but i'm getting out. i'm not giving up on this shit. i'll find someone, even if i get laughed at twenty more times, a hundred even, i know someone will love me.
i know not everything is lost and i know people suck, but hating on women is getting me nowhere. i'm not growing old alone. if my dick is the problem, we can always use toys, i don't mind. we'll have a good sex life regardless. i'm changing my looks.
i'll never be handsome, but i refuse to let myself smell, be messy, i refuse to let myself go. there are people in worse situations, i have a job, i'm smart enough, i hate what i'm going through but i can still love life in the end.
>>74852907
good lad
>>74853027
Fairly okay I guess. British humour is a common trope among my friends.
>>74853283
you could have wiped the shit off at least la
>>74853335
Something very unnerving about her face but i can't quite pin it down. She doesn't look like an actual real life person
>>74853252
classic right wing double standard
NÃ… BRENNER JEG NED HELE TRÃ…DEN
>>74853322
yeah it's a grim affair
>>74853373
Im now your official patron for 50 dollar :) Just subscribed and you have a really good content keep up the good work :)
>>74853382
Was about to shower anyway
are seplut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ahhHOq_7Y
>>74853228
>british girls in london
>>74853335
B-but you do have good looking girls in Britain? R-right?
Am I the only one goes through their whatsapp contacts and checks when they were last online?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CmJlf-Deg
>>74853421
Not sure about these new fake taxi videos
Also, why is it so difficult to find british porn that isn't in a fucking car/ taxi?
Some of these girls are top tier but I can't find them anywhere else
struggling to think of anything more pathetic than internet white knights
>>74853249
you and your mates are the reason our culture is declining
just demolished an entire box of fig rolls AMA
>>74853260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07eOAqkqMPc
>>74853472
how do planes work?
>>74853474
virus
>>74853453
yeah
>>74853453
We have cute boys x
>>74853453
yes brits are good looking as long as you look at the middle classes and above, avoid the lower middle class and below
unfortunately 70% of britain is lower class and chavs so you'll have problems
Hate american cultural imperialism
>>74853027
Many say like other countries are influenced by america, but I feel norway is pretty influenced by the UK.
So em, I like you guys
>>74853421
oh that wacky driving instructor, just what WILL he get up to next!
need a cute norweigian bf
was midway through writing myliteral life story and this bitch went offline
>>74853503
Not bent but i would demolish his arsehole
*goes offline*
Want to text the gf asking how she feels....she said some things this morning that did not bode well for us...sounded like a break up on the cards.
Silent treatment or send her a soppy-ish text asking about things?
Didn't realize that people got so angry if someone prefers the American versions of words.
not got a gf
Shame that twinks stop being attractive in their mid 20s
>>74853560
ignore her mate
enoch had the GOAT accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es0YGdROxVE
hate chebs. not bent, just don't like 'em. simple as.
love arse
hate arse. not bent, just don't like 'em. simple as.
love chebs
>>74853544
bit gay lad
>>74853218
what a fuckin cunt
>>74853503
Are you fucking gay?
>>74853496
Not cute.
>>74853506
Rich girls are good looking and poor girls are not good looking? Well, I'm going to London anyways, so I don't think most girls will be british anyways.
>>74853510
From my experience I've found Norwegians (and other skandis too) to be more Americanised than a lot of Western Europe
>>74853510
>>74853380
cheers lads
queen is the greatest british band (and possibly greatest of all) ever
this is not up for debate
200 migrants drowned off the coast of libya lads
>tfw long legged bird steals ur sheila
queen is shit. not joking
>>74853606
>Well, I'm going to London anyways, so I don't think most girls will be british
The bits that people actually go to are majority British/white by quite some distance. The non-white bits are the residential areas that nobody goes to
>>74853631
My heart goes out to them.
>>74853631
mint
>cookies
My mates advised me to phone the barrister when my lorry collided with a double-decker.
What the fuck does this mean?
>>74853567
No
I'm DOD, AMA
>>74853567
met a 45 year old twink on grindr
Doing a sleep, lads.
nn
45 year ols twink and I've still got it lads just copped a lad on grindr
wonder if lauren southern is responsible for those migrant boats sinking
she sunk one the other day
Well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7CPqZO_IDU
>>74853646
But it's still a tourist city.
>>74853611
Well, maybe more now. But we still like the same sports, have similar comedy on television...
But maybe the older generation is more british like, the younger gen. is getting taken by the fucking burgers...
>>74853737
does she not realize that's an international crime?
>i will never be able to vote for tony blair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7l7kLDUrx0
Why even live?
>>74853606
Bi
>>74853567
twinkdom is fleeting, like love and happiness
>>74853760
>>74853766
>>74853775
don't you have a general of your own
>>74853755
Square can be made into a circle if needed.
The circle can just be made into a tiny useless square
hate squares. not shapist, just don't like 'em. simple as.
love circles
Was tun /brit/, wann 4chan wird deutsch?
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>>74853737
how'd she do that? did she plant her fat arse in one lmao
Time to get messy
>>74853760
>>74853766
>>74853775
HIDE THE MONKS
>>74853805
she's on that mcgregor dick now
>>74853785
she knows full well the potential consequences but she also knows what will happen if people don't start acting to stop the migrants
>>74853760
dont get it
>>74853809
Well yes but...
>>74853809
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>>74853825
Don't know what language that is and don't care.
>>74853825
love how JUST he's becoming
>>74853760
love frankie boyle
>>74853835
noice
not had an eccie in about 6 months, will be going hard next month though
We shall fight them in the Greggs,
And in the Wetherspoons,
We shall never surrender.
>>74853809
>don't you have a general of your own
It was supposed to be Viking raid.
Keep doing the most vile farts
Can I have a qt norwegian gf lads?
>>74853894
You got any shrooms left??
>thinking you can raid /brit/
howling
absolutely DESPERATE for a poo, but can't make
>>74853894
>>74853858
>>74853860
ok
i suppose i don't dislike norway as much as sweden or finland
>>74853873
>er kann nicht deutsch (german you uncultured twat) sprechen
>>74853927
/lat/ has done so very successfully numerous times you newfag
He, bongs, say hello to my fist!
>>74853949
FOY
Dear oh dear
too benzo'd to wank aha
>>74853950
heyy x
>>74853950
alri
If any of the following things apply to you, you might need to neck yourself
>have a netflix account
>have ever used the phrase 'god damn'
>put 'holy' before any expletives
>put 'that shit' at the end of sentences
>>74853972
creasing
>>74853903
Ask Sweden.
>>74853939
Still don't care.
vomit whenever I eat chicken
>>74854055
me in the broth with no eyes
>>74854055
ah yes, ethnics
>>74854086
uma delÃcia
wish there were more ava sparxxx clips out on the free sites. it's all the same 3 videos. she's exactly my type, exactly what the slutty version of the object of teenage me's affection would be like
>>74853631
very upsetting, those poor people, a horrible world we live in
>>74853887
The price to fun ratio is fucking great, favourite party drug by far
>had a few beers
>on whatsapp
>talking with girl who wants to fuck really bad
>fit as FUCK
>dirty bitch
>GF messages me
>reply to her with the other girls name
>''who's lauren''?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>make up some BS excuse
>she doesn't buy it
FUCK I AM SUCH A FUCKING CUNT. Why was I even speaking to the other girl. I love my GF so fucking much
cheap red wine with myself
>eccie
>>74854134
Probably a setup. Are you stupid or something?
>>74854134
FONT
https://youtu.be/0cdnXdXJ_xA
pure kino
>>74854147
absolute state
>>74854134
the kicker is that it's a 40 year old dude
>>74853737
need to see that cunt take a DNA test
bet she's carrying negro blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XDKiO-i4Q&t=9s
got paid well last week, dunno what to do with all this extra money
eg får vel si hei eg då
>>74853894
gib reparations
love to smell my own rank farts whenever they're especially vile. Is it just me or does everyone do this?
>>74854212
hi c:
>>74854196
Nah, she was sending me videos of her squirting and all sorts.
I am such a stupid fucking cunt. My GF is amazing and I can't believe I've done this to her.
>>74853220
link
>>74854206
Is there even a point in us doing these 23andme tests? The lump British and Irish in together so I imagine they're pretty worthless.
>>74854212
rorkes out
I really really hate the British lower middle and centre middle classes
>>74854212
eg får vel seie hei eg då
dumb norwegian nazis
>>74854272
depends what part of the country you're from
but you'll see scandinavian, etc anyways
>>74854249
>replying to a 29 minute old post
Alri Janny, too lazy to check the old threads? You'll not be banning me hahaaaaa
*cartwheels away*
>>74854212
si hei
haha norwegians sound like scottish people
>>74854279
but not the pleb class?
>>74854248
lmao
oh fug vikang nadzis :DDDD
>>74854280
>>74854212
hi maybe perhaps
brevik just done what he had to do
>>74854286
eg e ein sånn jude eg då
To be fair theres nothing quite like riding a boris bike through central london at 5am after a night out. The roads are empty, the light of dawn tinges the horizon and you are still slightly drunk. Pure pottery.
eating salted peanuts with a decaf diet coke, putting the peanuts into the coke, rate the afternoon snack
http://www.strawpoll.me/12966500
>>74853949
when
>>74854321
i hate the chavs, there is a window towards the upper end of the working class where you get some decent fellows who arent cancerous, need some people to be the servants and manual workmen dont we?
>To be fair theres nothing quite like riding a boris bike through central london at 5am after a night out. The roads are empty, the light of dawn tinges the horizon and you are still slightly drunk. Pure pottery.
>90% of Norwegians can speak English
>They come in here and speak their shitty language
Not a fan of the north, not a fan at all.
ska dokke på ski i ferie?
eg ska på ski
wew they let brevik out early
Fucking hate yanks and Norwegians fuck off
>>74854362
*bam*
A taxi crashes into you, you ran a red light, you have broken your left leg and one of your ribs has punched through your lung, you are now wheezing and coughing up blood. What a nice night.
humping the mattress and crying
post norwegian memes
>>74854433
*humps you while smiling*
>>74854412
mfw brevik killed your sister
went to a part a few months ago with loads of norwegian girls
they were wearing chokers (good) and sounded like they were from california (bad)
eg e vel på vikingtokt eg då
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykaQb9gEgcU
>>74854463
>tattoo
nah im good
>>74854463
alri cucklad
>>74854463
post sexy men
my ancestors :)
what's wrong with peanuts and coke? what would you eat for a snack instead? it tastes good
>>74854528
>snacking
hello fatty
For me, it's a rawthentic rolling machine
water went icy cold when I was in the shower but I was covered in lather so I had to rinse it off
LITERALLY shaking rn, bollocks resemble walnuts
>>74854431
Yanks?
>>74854459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKakdiEDCF
>>74854519
why dont you
>>74854541
bulking, not fat
my ancestors :)
really despise women desu lads
>>74854484
Of course. Their goal in life is to live like first year in college in California for the rest of their lives
>>74854491
Tell us what the England part means then
>>74854551
>w-we control you
But you don't you fat fucks
>MUH WHITE PEOPLE
>>74854549
pics
>>74854631
amazing
>>74854578
why?
Too much /pol/.
>>74854549
>bollocks resemble walnuts
pics x
>>74854322
what you laughing at mate, its not funny. I may just have fucked up my relationship with my dream girl.....
>>74854631
Could beat him senseless in my slumber
>>74854611
Yes we do and it's been that way ever since the last years of WWII
made a thread to ignite serious /int/ellectual discussion >>74854168
I remember when Habbo hotel shut down the Norwegian server and they all flooded our server
This was only two years ago mind
>>74854663
Stick to the story and you'll be fine
>>74854631
>>74854656
wait is this the "you're a fucking white male" guy
>Missouri sticker
>that event happened in St. Louis
woah...
do you think we'll ever win eurovison again
>>74852967
replace 808s and MBDTF and we have a deal m8
>>74854631
fuck sakes
hate pricks like him who are clearly balding but refuse to give up
SHAVE IT OFF
ROOOOOOOOOOo
pools closed
>>74854632
thought about it
>>74854657
Women always think they are better than they really are, the illusion only collapses roughly between ages 30 and 45
>>74854669
um no sweetie x
>>74854491
nazi punks fuck off
>>74854736
don't go to bed with wet hair x
Work in 8 hours and 30 minutes
sometimes talk to smart people and they quote proust and marot
do they actually read that shite?
>>74854718
how do the israelis always get near the front
need a big yank to control me i've been very naughty
>>74854755
No you
>>74854738
>i hate women for having a high self-esteem
as someone who has really despised womyn, that's not a good enough reason, try again.
>hey anon, are you going to the anti-fascism rally with me today?
>how do the israelis always get near the front
>>74854795
>hillary
Was going to but not anymore fuck off liberal
>>74854795
no haha
>>74854720
>replying to a 50 minute old post
state of your life lad
>>74854795
>hillary
>>74854795
why...? are you literally so thick you think fascism is relevant enough to protest? dumb bitch, get the fuck out of my house, cunt
>>74854795
yeah sure I'll go to whatever shite
we shag after?
>>74854631
>>74854788
why do you hate women? And if you do who will you fuck?
>hating women
That's like hating a child. They're not self aware
Who /chuckedtheirdickinablackchick/ here?
that are you kidding me guys face always has me rolling for some reason
>>74854844
>of course anon! meanwhile the alt-right neckbeards who said no will die alone
aids skrillex
>>74854918
>>74854928
good job
>>74854928
fuck off arse anal scum
>>74854657
Never seen a thin downie
>>74854941
absolutely peng thanks love x
>>74854988
it's because they have no impulse control
>>74854788
I didnt say i hate them, they are just delusional and narcissistic idiots
>>74854459
>>74854657
post sexy men
>>74854695
>>74854663
Nah come clean. Unless your GF is a retard lying wont work.
>>74856774
Mate this thread ended an hour ago you fucking spastic
Absolute state of you