Help me decide which city I should move to live in in Israel.

>>74849710
I am greek you subhuman

>>74849710
Tel Aviv obviously

>>74849710
Neve Ativ

you will live a long life there :^)

>>74849710
Colonize Hebron lmao

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>>74849990
Was that supposed to be a joke? It's the most leftist liberal pretentious gay ugly city.

where do you live currently?

just move to non-south tel aviv you moron

>>74849710
If dubs op moves to gaza

>>74850468
Jer

What's it like living in Israel? No memes please, serious answers only.

I'm not trying to move there, and I'm not even a Jew, this is just something I have always wondered about.

Eilat seems comfy

>>74850625
excuse me?

>>74850658
generally it's like living in other places on planet earth

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>>74850658
It's a constant outjewing contest

>>74850706
The capital ...

>>74850876
mate then you can literally move to petah tikva and increase your standard of living

>>74849710
If you're some Russkie speaking asshole then move to some Palestinian areas and get blown up

>>74850706
>>74850876
Do you live in constant fear of Muslim attack or is it not like that?

>>74850912
Petah Tikva is poor compared to Jer. Everything here is 70% T-A prices.

>Asking people that don't live in Israel where to live in Israel

Anyway, I have no idea, I am trying to figure it out for myself, my dream is to find a nice house in some cute little moshav but that probably will never happen.

>>74851212
I think he meant that by living in Petach Tikva you could find a better house than one in Jerusalem at the same price, or you could buy a house in Petach Tikva, the similar in size to one Jerusalem, for cheaper. That way you get to save shekels.

Also, I am jealous of you, I wish I got to live in Jerusalem and spend my evenings at those obscure bars in machne yuda

>>74849710
East Bank

>>74849710
have you tried the negev?

>>74851536
>Also, I am jealous of you, I wish I got to live in Jerusalem and spend my evenings at those obscure bars in machne yuda
Only tourists go there, there's no nightlife for locals at all.

>>74851606
I'm not rich

>>74849710
Move to Gaza stip, boot the arabs out

>>74850422
I don't see a problem

>>74850033
Not happening, lad. Hebron is the last place you want boots in.